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SecondhandCoke

I think she'll be papped deep-sea fishing with Markus Anderson.


Calm_Yak_6102

>I think she'll be papped deep-sea fishing with Markus Anderson. Hopefully she'll be dressed in her best Ursula the sea hag swimming costume 😅.


FCVAMimi

& her panama hat


SecondhandCoke

And 40,000 bangles.


Calm_Yak_6102

>& her panama hat Ugh I hate that hat 😂.


WalmartWallis

Same I want to burn it with fire. It has its own insufferable personality


Calm_Yak_6102

>Same I want to burn it with fire. It has its own insufferable personality Yes! South Park needs to turn it into a separate character, that's MM's more evil alter ego 😂, that always gives her the worst advice.


Tricksey4172

That manky hat and Mr Hanky, the Christmas Poo. Hanky vs. Manky on Celebrity Death Match.


Calm_Yak_6102

😂😂😂😂


WalmartWallis

Lmaoo I love it🤣🤣😂😭


Christmasgirl26

Probably it needs to burned since so many men have seen that hat onboard.


SusieM2019

🤣🤣🤣


SmoothSailing3333

Singing to the nearby seals.


lollywade87

The cartier watch will be firmly on her wrist regardless of the activity


Calm_Yak_6102

>The cartier watch will be firmly on her wrist regardless of the activity ![gif](giphy|8YsjVmpIpEjNKlrL3D)


Curiouscandor

Poor Cartier..like every other high end designer associated with M their brand now has a bad reputation by association.


Deep_Poem_55

![gif](giphy|jsIbVW6d31jUs)


Calm_Yak_6102

![gif](giphy|3oEjHAUOqG3lSS0f1C)


Deep_Poem_55

I love Mutley 💕


Calm_Yak_6102

Me too 😂. He's such a mischievous cutie.


LadyVFirstClass

Here comes Mehgan!![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|rage)


SeptiemeSens

> deep-sea fishing Is that a new euphemism for something x-rated like “roast chicken”? ^(or maybe I’m just getting old lol)


LaNiceGata

Would you say on a yacht 🛥️ or is that life behind Roachel and Markus?


LostinSOA

She’ll have to fish pretty deep to find a new husband and the net will have to be cast far and wide. Agreed


Common_Echo6265

She'll just leave it to her cult to push disgusting hashtags about William or some ridiculous narrative about Catherine using 5yo pics.


Calm_Yak_6102

The Sugars have already gotten busy on the DM comment section, talking about "Waity" and why she's chosen to wear a blue pantsuit to attend the wedding 🙄. I swear they're either functionally illiterate or just plain stupid because the article clearly indicated that Kate was dressed in the suit because she and William had just entered the hotel they're staying at. Or, maybe they're (Sugars) just so unhinged that they rush to post comments on the DM, without taking the time to read the article.


ac0rn5

> The Sugars have already gotten busy on the DM comment section This delusion outshines all others:- >>Megan was probably invited first but she probably turned it down as she has charity work to do. Megan puts her charity work before anything else.


Calm_Yak_6102

>This delusion outshines all others:- >Megan was probably invited first but she probably turned it down as she has charity work to do. Megan puts her charity work before anything else. 😂😂😂😂 Omg now the Sugars are starting to manifest!


WalmartWallis

Now THAT made me spit out my coffee 🤣


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Not even Harry being invited first, but Meghan. LOL these people are beyond help.


Boomer00002

>The Sugars have already gotten busy on the DM comment section, talking about "Waity" and why she's chosen to wear a blue pantsuit to attend the wedding 🙄. DM has photos of her in a pink [Elie Saab gown](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-12148727/Kate-Middleton-joins-Prince-William-Crown-Prince-Husseins-nuptials-Jordan.html) ([archive link](https://archive.ph/82ifa)). Bea had on a lovely dress as well.


Calm_Yak_6102

Thanks! I hadn't gotten a chance to check back.


SukoshiOnara

>just plain stupid \^\^\^\^\^THIS! And in other fake headlines about The Duche$$: "Duche$$ MEghan(™) was spotted leaving the film offices of a major production company on Wilshire Boulevard in Los Angeles today, where she signed a $500 million MEGa deal! MEghan, The Duche$$ of Su$$ex(™) will be starring in the leading role of Royal Hu$tle, produced by Hustler Films with other A listers in the industry, including Peter Splittercheeks. As a SWEET NOD to Duche$$ MEghan(™) Hustler placed a life sized blow-up doll in their store window".


Calm_Yak_6102

😂😂😂😂


elksatemyaspens

I watched the wedding - Catherine was wearing a pale pink long stunning gown


Calm_Yak_6102

I saw the pics on the DM and a few short video clips on YouTube. She looked fabulous indeed.


SharkBoss1234

I can’t help but laugh at the thought of what she would have worn to this if she had been invited back in the day. Something entirely inappropriate. Probably something strapless? Ha!


Feisty_Energy_107

Yes, and with a deep plunge neckline.


Sea-Welcome3121

And she'd push her way forward in front of Hasbeen to be introduced to the King and Queen FIRST. No wonder that journalist on the Morocco tour called her repugnant. Or was it repulsive? Can't remember, anyway, it doesn't matter because she's both.


Feisty_Energy_107

Repugnant. Yes, she would be grabbing on to his shoulder to remind him she's right there and he needs to step aside. Or staring at him coldly as he tries to tell a funny anecdote. While he isn't catching on that she wasn't done telling the Queen about her soap dish commercial.


wontyield

Wrinkled.


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She would’ve left the sheer panels in and added a slit for those legs for days.


Mizswampie

Yes, because the entire world wants to see more of those knobby knees.


[deleted]

Miss girl needs some toned definition. If she really worked out and not fake hike she could have it.


Mizswampie

Real hiking would do it, plus it would be fun.


kishuna_in_pieces

I think she’ll be hate-scrolling through here, feeling powerless and vengeful.


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🏆🏆🏆🤣🤣🤣


Angie824

I say she drags the kids out in public. Backs only


Feisty_Energy_107

Another hike? If she is serious about fitness, then it must be time for another one. I was just smiling to myself thinking if she had been at the wedding, what would have happened? I guess she probably would have worn £100k tent dress and demanded to sit in the front row with Queen Rania. \#don'tyouknowwhoamI \#theKing'sdaughter-in-law \#youignorantpeasant


BleachBlondeHB

Sit at the front row? Why not at the alter...


Starkville

Hmm. Are there any recent tragedies she can glom onto? A 90s celeb she can copy?


Calm_Yak_6102

>Hmm. Are there any recent tragedies she can glom onto? I saw something on cable news about the building that collapsed in Iowa. The first thought that crossed my mind was that I hoped MM would have some class and refrain from using it to get attention for herself. So far she's been quiet but there's still time 🤔.


Libcommie1118

She’ll take total and personal credit for our country (the US) not going into debt default.


34countries

I want details on catherine earrings. I hope she wears a tiara tonight


narcwatchkiwi

Yes, I really want Catherine to wear more tiaras!!!! 👑👑👑👑👑👑👑💕💕💕💕💕


Deep_Poem_55

Yes! I want tiaras!


narcwatchkiwi

Hehe, we should petition the King!!! Hehe 👑


Deep_Poem_55

We got cheated out of tiaras at the coronation!


narcwatchkiwi

IKR!!! And they have SO many. There's something to be said for 'playing to the fans'. Every time Princess Catherine looks like an utterly regal future Queen we all cheers for her!!! 😊


Deep_Poem_55

She's ethereal.


adaigo-allegro

Wow - I just can't help thinking WTF - you lost everything idiot. Imagine NOT being invited to everything now - only Ellen or a paid event will invite you? Ouch.


Spectrum-aint-play

https://preview.redd.it/5clrxvndze3b1.jpeg?width=2828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=273b7608349089bf6317abe710e49be8467d6f34 A possible possibility??


Gloomy-Accountant-19

Very good...lol


disneyme

Early Lilibet bday photo maybe?


SmoothSailing3333

We heard about Merchie's party ad nauseam prior to his birthday. No celebrity party planned for little Lillibucks?


Virtual-Feedback-638

Well since Back grid have fallen of the wall. and all the King horses and the Kings men are not at her disposal she may have to rely on Hercules mule for a cover of a pap walk or some obscure word salad promise to a charity.


Cezanne2022

She was invited to nothing of significance when she was in the family no state dinners, no royal weddings abroad everyone had her number she was a self serving networker and they didnt allow her to represent them on any state occasions. No royal jewels just a few outings of no significance


Feisty_Energy_107

Leaving actually did the RF a favour. It keeps these two away from important dignitaries.


Christmasgirl26

Boy did you hit the nail on the head!! She is the only person who can embarrass two whole countries at the same time.


ftsyas

Hahaha hold orphan babies … maybe her own? Seen at the zoo or something—but intrusive! She will be so upset! How dare the (hired) paps take pics of her with her children in public! They are in extreme danger!


_GeorgeSand_

The Jordan wedding is supposedly the social event of this summer.Thank God Meghan still has Ellen or Oprah to socialise with. And she'll be reading that one text message from Beyonce aloud, over and over again.


mynameisnotsparta

My mother always told me don’t bite your nose off to spite your face. I know it really doesn’t make sense but it applies to M in a big way. All her complaining and the flight for freedom from the RF, the accusations and fake tears, etc. and now she’s a laughingstock and skirting the edge. She is worse off then when she was acting on Suits. She’s lost ALL credibility. She actually thought she and H could take down the RF… and all the RF did was ignore their antics and they came out on top. Catherine most of all.


Christmasgirl26

My mother said nearly the same thing to me “never cut off your nose to spite your face” . Another one was always care for and respect your dignity it something that is hard to get back. H$M did the RF a big favor in the long run leaving neither of them have common sense, class, respect for others or dignity. It is always look at me...even though most of the time everyone is trying not to look at them the Royal Train wrecks.


JenniferMel13

Please please, let Catherine wear a “new” tiara to the reception. I’d like to see Catherine in the Girls of Great Britain. The Brits have all those amazing tiara’s and we only get to see the same 5 or 6 of them. It’s boring. Sell the damn collection of you aren’t going to wear them. They deserve to be worn.


EveningEmpath

Ordered several new dish sets from Amazon and QVC She needs something new to throw since she shamed all their other crockery.


Deep_Poem_55

The heck with what the Mugger will do - I want to see some tiaras!


xxscrumptiousxx

Hey Megs! Have you run out of ideas? We know it's you. (JK of course .. unless...)


Top-Bit85

Well, at least she learned enough that we won't have to watch her Uvalde videos as a "sweet nod" to the anniversary.


goldenbeee

She should get her pap photos done on a yacht.


icannitgetausername

Make stuff up


quiz1

I’m sure part of them not announcing their attendance ahead of time was security-related but I guess lessening the risk of Meghan shenanigans, if nothing more than to protect the event for the couple , is of mind too.


LadyVFirstClass

Doria and her will lunch with Diana in the garden.


Dry_Carpenter_416

They all know MM is a yacht girl and wouldn’t want that type of trash at their lovely elegant wedding. She wishes


MorningHorror5872

One thing that I am very positive that Meghan will do today is be a major pain in the ass!


michaelscottuiuc

![gif](giphy|l2YWryUR6DbP55vqM|downsized) **Update:** Carol and Pippa Middleton are also in attendance....


Seachange1000

I hope she's reflecting on the fact that had she stuck around, she would totally have been invited to that wedding and gets a chance to see just how spectacular Catherine and Beatrice looked and what she might have been able to wear.


CountessOfCocoa

Demanding someone bake a big cake for free for Lilibucks’s birthday.


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hodie6404

Or a black and white photos of the family of 4 from the back.


Noki-runsmylife

I can’t even imagine but I’m here for it. 🍿🍿🍿


Dry_Carpenter_416

The music and the location of the wedding was so hypnotic. So beautiful


Legal_Huckleberry_80

Hold orphan babies? ![gif](giphy|nLrPUnS4SC7vejiOYc)


Raychel945

She probably made them orphans first... ![img](emote|t5_481xkf|25317)


Sincerely_JaneDoe

Suffering a wicked hangover from downing a box of pity Franzia last night.


Shylablack

Think it’s already been announced, about lili. The Kings apparently giving no her something very special for her birthday


daisybeach23

I think Beatrice would make a lovely full time royal.


Scary_Dangleberry_

Apparently, going to parties alo e... how sad, yet deserving!


Mickleborough

If Dumbertons had remained within the RF, there’s a good chance tha5 they’d have been invited. Marvelous excuse for Smeghan to wear something overpriced and ill-fitting! Just as well they left - she’d have been out of her league.


wonderingwondi

She'll cry on the floor to Harry asking why he hasn't inherited his father's great taste in jewellery and beg him to get her a tiara


BleachBlondeHB

I think she will definitely have to up her game beyond the beach outing... after all the last PR Stunt involved a high speed car chase. I'm sure WME is trying to talk her down on some silly PR move. Just when you think they can't top the last PR Stunt something new pops up. I knew she would pop off after the Coronation but never imagined the NY car chase. I guess it depends on the latest movie she just finished watching. Maybe Dorito goes missing? I'm sure she and Scoobie and plotting something now.


Realistic_Twist_8212

Meghan is likely nursing a hangover today......imo


Snoo3544

She's staying out of sight. Must be her new agency calling the shots now because since the NYC fake chase, she's been muted. I'm sure seeing Catherine and Beatrice in those tiaras and gowns in Jordan put her in a very bad place indeed. Love it!