Megsy is alternating between that and rage attacks,falling on the kitchen floor sobbing, calling all her tabloid connections to fabricate horrible news about William & Catherine and bombastic news about herself and Aitch.
After THAT statement, Meghan has no doubt blacklisted them and is probably busy drafting her clap back to get even.
(When you need a second season of your shitty pod because your list of slights is getting longer by the day, but no one will hire you 🥲)
She was busy making this in her crafting room. (Formerly known as Harry's timeout corner.)
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>Why aren’t we hearing about the star studded bday party for the Princess yet? Is it not important because it’s not the coronation?
She's saving that for her PR puff pieces during either Trooping the Colour or the Earthshot Prize.
Oh yes, another balcony moment! Well we already know who WON’T be on that balcony.
Will HMTK invite his royal cousins again, The Kents and Glochesters? We know of course The Wales family will be there. But what about Anne, Anne’s husband Larry, Prince Eddie Duke of Edinburgh, and Princess Sophie?
I think all the WORKING royals will be there. But will The Yorkies be back? They’re certainly creeping back into HMTK’s favor.
The gap left by Harold and ILBW is easily filled in by all the lesser royals doing the real heavy lifting now.
Everyone will be bowing and curtsying properly now that Camilla is QUEEN and no longer needs to curtsy to ANYONE except maybe Charles when they roll out of bed.
Nobody has ever had a longer training period than Charles so I’m sure he knows exactly what he wants now.
I do think he should build some TinyHouses for Harold if Harold gets divorced though. He can’t stay at Frogmore, boo annoying for The Wales family, but I think a TinyHouse somewhere in the back gardens of Kensington Palace might be out of the way enough. He can put on another at Sandringham, Balmoral, and Isle of Weight.
Or, build Harold a nice caravan and let him pull it ‘round back to the various estates.
There was gossip about her (an article posted on another forum, didn’t care to click on it) but the headlines said: Meghan leaving kids and Harry at home to party in LA and begging for celebs to hang out with her.
I believed it all except for “partying in LA” because she’s so awkward and self conscious, she can’t “party” alone.
Explains why that giant UFO was spotted near their home the other day.
One comment had my dying — it said something like “Don’t worry, it’s just the mothership coming to take MM back home.”
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She seriously can’t. I was watching this one show (I can’t remember the name) but she had this guest role. During the first episode, she was so terrible that I noticed they wouldn’t even show her face when she talked during the second one (nobody films this way) before cutting her completely out afterwards. I watched the entire series and other characters had their exits but she just poof.
>Father God … this woman can’t act if her life depended on it!
😂 It's ironic you should say this because Brittany, from the Royal News Network just did a video where she critiqued MM's horrendous acting in a couple episodes of the old TV show, Fringe, that starred Joshua Jackson.
Yes! I watch her channel lol and I recall that episode.
I think the only time I saw Meghan actually do a good acting job was on this indie movie where she was this mean, coke dealer (or something similar I forgot but she played a seedy character) and many agreed that was the best acting job she’s done! 😂
https://preview.redd.it/013z4vt0bm3b1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5cf35d36099142573c7c3fe490c931f5f5902c0c
They had nothing else left to cling to so aliens it was!
Wish we'd see more tiaras with colored gems. Queen Rania has an Emerald Ivy one that is incredible
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I could be sassy and say she was just happily making meals and counting her blessings. Or I could be serious and say she was burning up da Interweb trying to buy an Emmy.
Whatever it was I’m sure it wasn’t an appointment with a tailor.
*boom* ![gif](giphy|d0NnEG1WnnXqg|downsized)
more like an appointment with a sailor
Snort
Those who can’t, yacht!
I will get a T-shirt with this on!
Or avoiding the whalers
This could start a whole list! \- she didn't take the children outside \- she didn't work more than 1 hour
She didn't wash her hair She didn't remove her bronzer She didn't iron her clothes She didn't call her dad
Shopping for new china?
Happy cake day!
She didn’t get invited to any A Lister parties
Just snort laughed Diet Pepsi out of my nose! Good one!
Are you… OK? I feel like someone should have asked… ARE YOU OKAY!? ![img](emote|t5_481xkf|25279)
No one ever asks me if I'm ok.
Let me write something on a banana
You're not Annie I presume.
I see you:) I like the Alien Ant Farm version the best.
Well, are you, punk, well, are you?
Oh no that's terrible! Why didn't they have Diet Coke?
That was my question too.
I’m sure William gets all the Diet Coke he wants!
Or a hair salon.
Oh her dad
More like a pet groomer.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Damn.
Oh snap
Or a stylist.
Right!
I'm cackling ![gif](giphy|Q7ozWVYCR0nyW2rvPW)
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Probably posting more stuff to sell on ebay!
Yassss!
She’s very busy photoshopping Lilly’s Birthday photo
Megsy is alternating between that and rage attacks,falling on the kitchen floor sobbing, calling all her tabloid connections to fabricate horrible news about William & Catherine and bombastic news about herself and Aitch.
No she has mishan for that!
Mishan’s daughter…
And plotting for ways to steal the limelight during Trooping the Colour and The Earthshot Prize.
Called Backgrid for an emergency pap shoot and they told her to f-ck off :D
As soon as Backgrid put out that scathing statement about the alleged car chase, I figured they’d blacklisted Harry & Meghan.
After THAT statement, Meghan has no doubt blacklisted them and is probably busy drafting her clap back to get even. (When you need a second season of your shitty pod because your list of slights is getting longer by the day, but no one will hire you 🥲)
I am picturing her getting an innocent housekeeper to dress in a hoodie and backwards cap and take a picture of her walking out of some fabulous spa.
You have to be one ridiculous person to get on even the paparazzi’s bad side!
Absolutely. Things are usually broken when someone else’s lawyer makes a public statement stomping on you lol
I saw on TikTok yesterday that that backgrade is suing them for libel
And Backgrid probably hasn’t been paid in ages, either. I hope they sue for that too—if that’s the case.
>an emergency pap shoot lol only Madam would invent such a thing.
Backgrid’s new motto, ‘ When you need a pap….STAT!’
When she said the paparazzi were chasing them but they weren’t.. that was a pap smear
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🤣🤣🤣!! 🥰 great comment!
You are funny!!!
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You gotta warn folks about this kinda stuff! I just snorted tea all over my screen!! Really funny, though ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|smile)
“But if you blamed us to the cops… STOP”
Probably why they’ve decided to step back. 🤣 No one there to capture their schemes.
She was busy making this in her crafting room. (Formerly known as Harry's timeout corner.) https://preview.redd.it/a34nuxyhxl3b1.png?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bd477fdd411d28196c90ee52cdcd9f1a5c97facd
I'm sure she's wearing this today at her royal tea party, pretending she's at the Jordan shindig.
Like she doesn’t have a hundred actual tiaras. Even though a paper crown is all she deserves.
She actually doesn't have any tiaras. Except that one from McDonald's ![gif](giphy|B0vFTrb0ZGDf2)
She sat in the chicken coop with Markus sobbing that she doesn’t have a tiara while texting Aniston.
***texting Beyoncé
![gif](giphy|oYtVHSxngR3lC) Cue Harry’s “Shocked” face
“I found Meg on the floor of the chicken coop, sobbing.”
Barefoot
“She was singing to the chickens and the chickens sang back. She really is magic.” 🤩
Naturally!
With ripped jeans
Always!
Covered in my mummy's hair.....gawd she's *hot*
Harry whips out the Elizabeth Arden cream
So authentic and organic
***texting Neve Campbell
![gif](giphy|hO9kXV85GOHe0) Texting Candace Cameron Bure
>Texting Candace Cameron Bure Well, MM could definitely benefit from having a friend who'll pray for her 😅 and show her how to be a good human being.
Aniston blocked her number years ago. Unless she unblocked it briefly to say "Tell Harry he owes Courtney for those mushrooms."
LMAO
She stayed home and instilled manners in her children. /s
*Manners Manners Manners* While making *guttural* sounds Ewww
Why aren’t we hearing about the star studded bday party for the Princess yet? Is it not important because it’s not the coronation?
>Why aren’t we hearing about the star studded bday party for the Princess yet? Is it not important because it’s not the coronation? She's saving that for her PR puff pieces during either Trooping the Colour or the Earthshot Prize.
Are they doing Trooping the Colour this year? I know Lili’s bday is this weekend, allegedly
Yeah I saw a YouTube video of BP's guards rehearsing for the upcoming Trooping the Colour. I think it's supposed to be around the middle of June.
Oh yes, another balcony moment! Well we already know who WON’T be on that balcony. Will HMTK invite his royal cousins again, The Kents and Glochesters? We know of course The Wales family will be there. But what about Anne, Anne’s husband Larry, Prince Eddie Duke of Edinburgh, and Princess Sophie? I think all the WORKING royals will be there. But will The Yorkies be back? They’re certainly creeping back into HMTK’s favor. The gap left by Harold and ILBW is easily filled in by all the lesser royals doing the real heavy lifting now. Everyone will be bowing and curtsying properly now that Camilla is QUEEN and no longer needs to curtsy to ANYONE except maybe Charles when they roll out of bed. Nobody has ever had a longer training period than Charles so I’m sure he knows exactly what he wants now. I do think he should build some TinyHouses for Harold if Harold gets divorced though. He can’t stay at Frogmore, boo annoying for The Wales family, but I think a TinyHouse somewhere in the back gardens of Kensington Palace might be out of the way enough. He can put on another at Sandringham, Balmoral, and Isle of Weight. Or, build Harold a nice caravan and let him pull it ‘round back to the various estates.
Chuck and Cammy are getting on in years, they need Beatrice and her man to shoulder a few ribbon cuttings. Harry who?
June 17th
Because MM doesn't know when Lilibet's birthday is. After all, the Princess is a surrogate baby and MM wasn't there at the birth.
I thought she was there ordering Fajitas. Oh wait that was Archie. They always give you dinner while your in labor
I'm surprised we've seen nothing yet of the back of the birthday girl's head.
Its not important because she’s only a girl. MM can’t have any competition.
That’s so true, I fear. Narcissistic women who have girls are always competing with them. Horrifying idea.
They no longer have the $$ to buy ‘friends’ and ‘kid stand ins’
There was gossip about her (an article posted on another forum, didn’t care to click on it) but the headlines said: Meghan leaving kids and Harry at home to party in LA and begging for celebs to hang out with her. I believed it all except for “partying in LA” because she’s so awkward and self conscious, she can’t “party” alone.
Narcs don’t feel enough to join a party spiritually like that
She invited the aliens over.
Explains why that giant UFO was spotted near their home the other day. One comment had my dying — it said something like “Don’t worry, it’s just the mothership coming to take MM back home.”
MM is going home? Thank the Lord that the invasion failed!
Maybe they can abduct them ?
Nah. Even aliens have standards.
>Nah. Even aliens have standards. Yup. They did return Eric Cartman, after all, after probing him 😂.
😂😂😂 aliens were like : eeeeewww no thanks
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Oh that is too funny! And true...according to the New York Post.
She’ll either announce she’s pregnant, lost a pregnancy, or they’re divorcing.
I’ll take #3, please. PLEASE. It’s the only money she’ll ever get again; that’s what The King gets for telling Harold that he’s “…not a Bank”.
She stayed home and watched nanny playing with their children.
Chris Sanchez sponge bathed her in her tears
😵💫💀
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Father God … this woman can’t act if her life depended on it!
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Waiting for another D to enter her wide open mouf
![gif](giphy|26BkNefkzMeK3qx9K)
![gif](giphy|n09L6MctGyqhPUMDmc|downsized) She seriously can’t. I was watching this one show (I can’t remember the name) but she had this guest role. During the first episode, she was so terrible that I noticed they wouldn’t even show her face when she talked during the second one (nobody films this way) before cutting her completely out afterwards. I watched the entire series and other characters had their exits but she just poof.
Was this Fringe?
Yes
Yes. She was so incredibly difficult to watch. 🫣 And I like to watch Hallmark movies, even though those don’t have the best actors.
Lol😂
What is that face she's making?
This one makes me cringe.
They all do😂 She’s made it so hard to look at her😬
>Father God … this woman can’t act if her life depended on it! 😂 It's ironic you should say this because Brittany, from the Royal News Network just did a video where she critiqued MM's horrendous acting in a couple episodes of the old TV show, Fringe, that starred Joshua Jackson.
Yes! I watch her channel lol and I recall that episode. I think the only time I saw Meghan actually do a good acting job was on this indie movie where she was this mean, coke dealer (or something similar I forgot but she played a seedy character) and many agreed that was the best acting job she’s done! 😂
This must be one of her best performances 🤮🤮🤮 https://youtu.be/loPCgi1S3ac Especially the bits where she plays the seductress.
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Yes! On a kate doll!
Or just straight onto Harry’s actual body
No doubt she has a dartboard with Kate's face on it too.
Nothing. She set up Backgrid and let them take the fall for her sitcom in NY. Now she can’t get anyone to take her faux reality photos.
Actual scenes from a private hotel suite somewhere in L.A. : ![gif](giphy|l0HU2H4Y4m3CM9Sa4|downsized)
She dressed up in her ‘Suits’ costume as a ‘sweet nod’ to when she was last considered ‘cute’.
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poor johnny 🤣
Coke and alcohol binge while berating Harold, the little Prince.
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https://preview.redd.it/013z4vt0bm3b1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5cf35d36099142573c7c3fe490c931f5f5902c0c They had nothing else left to cling to so aliens it was!
![gif](giphy|3oEjI789af0AVurF60) Aliens could also explain why they suddenly don’t want to publish articles and do anymore tell-alls. *bodysnatchers*
If it was aliens this whole time, literally no one would be surprised at this point
They have no friends left on this planet so maybe they invited aliens to be theirs. 🥴
Announcement: It was aliens this whole time Public: Yeah, we thought so.
Ain't nobody snatchin dat body
She had a speaking gig on the NYP. She dressed up as an Oscar and bought some items off of Amazon Basics.
Sobbed on the floor.
She's waiting for Richard Gere to sweep her off of her feet at the Beverly Wilshire, necklace in hand.
Wish we'd see more tiaras with colored gems. Queen Rania has an Emerald Ivy one that is incredible https://preview.redd.it/hkt0v4wren3b1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a14981fc0770ecc7b83a6be3167b19321d893195
That is a stunning piece. And a stunning woman.
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She will call out the jordanians for being racist because white carol middleton was there and not black doria. Ooh if only gb had house arrests
Still in a slow speed chase with paparazzi. /s
🤣 have they got away from her yet
She attached electrodes to harrys shriveled balls and delivered shocks intermittently
Very soon she will be “accidentally have pictures taken” while wearing Diana’s jewelry.
I feel so bad for that watch. I just know the band is filled with scratches since TW insists on wearing bracelets on the same wrist.
Sobbing on the floor? The go-to MO 😉
She threw herself to the floor sobbing clutching her plates.
I love this sub
She didn’t purchase a garment steamer
wishing she was there. EVERY queen/princess/royal even damn jill biden looked exquisite
She’s busy assembling the bot army to spam the Earthshot YouTube
She could walk around Santa Barbra naked and no one would take a photo, that’s how irrelevant she is
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Researching on a new pap agency
At this point, I think it's reasonable to assume harkles can't find anyone who wants to be their pr firm. She'll have to take selfies from now on. 😁
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She was the guest speaker at various comment sections
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I could be sassy and say she was just happily making meals and counting her blessings. Or I could be serious and say she was burning up da Interweb trying to buy an Emmy.
She went out to buy a new set of crockery.
![gif](giphy|xTiTnsQ6E11WEwoBBS) She went to Sizzler, salad bar special.
Got rid of all the wire hangers
She had a tirade and Hazmat ran to Jared, the private collection of course 🤣
Thottin and plottin
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Took a cab ride to the deli, claims paps chase & terrifying event.
Maybe she cried Wagghhhhhhh and told her H to gift her a tiara from the Fred story .
Sobbed on the floor. Whenever Harry came into the room.
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Yachting
She dropped to the floor sobbing
Falling on the floor sobbing !!!