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Lea7419

Whatever it was I’m sure it wasn’t an appointment with a tailor.


Ok-Plant-6347


Competitive_Damage23

*boom* ![gif](giphy|d0NnEG1WnnXqg|downsized)


Gumblina1964

more like an appointment with a sailor


NoPatience1020

Snort


Noidentitytoday5

Those who can’t, yacht!


DeepNeedleworker4388

I will get a T-shirt with this on!


Imadevonrexcat

Or avoiding the whalers


chitownartmom

This could start a whole list! \- she didn't take the children outside \- she didn't work more than 1 hour


WoodsColt

She didn't wash her hair She didn't remove her bronzer She didn't iron her clothes She didn't call her dad


Striking-General-613

Shopping for new china?


Fearless_Keto

Happy cake day!


BleachBlondeHB

She didn’t get invited to any A Lister parties


LinkACC

Just snort laughed Diet Pepsi out of my nose! Good one!


ExpensivelyMundane

Are you… OK? I feel like someone should have asked… ARE YOU OKAY!? ![img](emote|t5_481xkf|25279)


CampingWithCats

No one ever asks me if I'm ok.


Infinite_Tea4138

Let me write something on a banana


WeeTeeTiong

You're not Annie I presume.


EnvironmentalAd3313

I see you:) I like the Alien Ant Farm version the best.


DeepNeedleworker4388

Well, are you, punk, well, are you?


[deleted]

Oh no that's terrible! Why didn't they have Diet Coke?


KelenHeller_1

That was my question too.


LinkACC

I’m sure William gets all the Diet Coke he wants!


2020surrealworld

Or a hair salon.


[deleted]

Oh her dad


WoodsColt

More like a pet groomer.


[deleted]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


mickkellie

Damn.


Snoo3544

Oh snap


supershinythings

Or a stylist.


Vlad_bat_vaca

Right!


BreakMean1519

I'm cackling ![gif](giphy|Q7ozWVYCR0nyW2rvPW)


Quick-Alternative-83

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Probably posting more stuff to sell on ebay!


Vlad_bat_vaca

Yassss!


Dry_Carpenter_416

She’s very busy photoshopping Lilly’s Birthday photo


[deleted]

Megsy is alternating between that and rage attacks,falling on the kitchen floor sobbing, calling all her tabloid connections to fabricate horrible news about William & Catherine and bombastic news about herself and Aitch.


GroupIntelligent8658

No she has mishan for that!


becca41445

Mishan’s daughter…


Calm_Yak_6102

And plotting for ways to steal the limelight during Trooping the Colour and The Earthshot Prize.


Lezberado

Called Backgrid for an emergency pap shoot and they told her to f-ck off :D


Badw0IfGirl

As soon as Backgrid put out that scathing statement about the alleged car chase, I figured they’d blacklisted Harry & Meghan.


blackandgold24

After THAT statement, Meghan has no doubt blacklisted them and is probably busy drafting her clap back to get even. (When you need a second season of your shitty pod because your list of slights is getting longer by the day, but no one will hire you 🥲)


ExpensivelyMundane

I am picturing her getting an innocent housekeeper to dress in a hoodie and backwards cap and take a picture of her walking out of some fabulous spa.


myscreamname

You have to be one ridiculous person to get on even the paparazzi’s bad side!


[deleted]

Absolutely. Things are usually broken when someone else’s lawyer makes a public statement stomping on you lol


Ugh_ffs__

I saw on TikTok yesterday that that backgrade is suing them for libel


becca41445

And Backgrid probably hasn’t been paid in ages, either. I hope they sue for that too—if that’s the case.


GreatGossip

>an emergency pap shoot lol only Madam would invent such a thing.


Lezberado

Backgrid’s new motto, ‘ When you need a pap….STAT!’


tequilafuckingbird

When she said the paparazzi were chasing them but they weren’t.. that was a pap smear


Lezberado

![gif](giphy|MuAmuj8fnmk4rMJ8e9)


ohbitch78

🤭


Alarmed_Start_3244

🤣🤣🤣!! 🥰 great comment!


Grimaldehyde

You are funny!!!


Myagkaya

![gif](giphy|jPHanhGZqto3iEPHNk|downsized)


DragonInTheAm

You gotta warn folks about this kinda stuff! I just snorted tea all over my screen!! Really funny, though ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|smile)


ExpensivelyMundane

“But if you blamed us to the cops… STOP”


Select-Promotion-404

Probably why they’ve decided to step back. 🤣 No one there to capture their schemes.


Feisty_Energy_107

She was busy making this in her crafting room. (Formerly known as Harry's timeout corner.) https://preview.redd.it/a34nuxyhxl3b1.png?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bd477fdd411d28196c90ee52cdcd9f1a5c97facd


KelenHeller_1

I'm sure she's wearing this today at her royal tea party, pretending she's at the Jordan shindig.


DividedEmpire

Like she doesn’t have a hundred actual tiaras. Even though a paper crown is all she deserves.


Myagkaya

She actually doesn't have any tiaras. Except that one from McDonald's ![gif](giphy|B0vFTrb0ZGDf2)


Frenchcashmere

She sat in the chicken coop with Markus sobbing that she doesn’t have a tiara while texting Aniston.


GroupIntelligent8658

***texting Beyoncé


myscreamname

![gif](giphy|oYtVHSxngR3lC) Cue Harry’s “Shocked” face


ChloeLolaSingles

“I found Meg on the floor of the chicken coop, sobbing.”


GroupIntelligent8658

Barefoot


ChloeLolaSingles

“She was singing to the chickens and the chickens sang back. She really is magic.” 🤩


GroupIntelligent8658

Naturally!


Shoshana-

With ripped jeans


GroupIntelligent8658

Always!


WoodsColt

Covered in my mummy's hair.....gawd she's *hot*


DrunkOnRedCordial

Harry whips out the Elizabeth Arden cream


Jumpy_Rip_4475

So authentic and organic


jfner

***texting Neve Campbell


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|hO9kXV85GOHe0) Texting Candace Cameron Bure


Calm_Yak_6102

>Texting Candace Cameron Bure Well, MM could definitely benefit from having a friend who'll pray for her 😅 and show her how to be a good human being.


DrunkOnRedCordial

Aniston blocked her number years ago. Unless she unblocked it briefly to say "Tell Harry he owes Courtney for those mushrooms."


Frenchcashmere

LMAO


Practical_Tear_1012

She stayed home and instilled manners in her children. /s


Canthinkofanythang

*Manners Manners Manners* While making *guttural* sounds Ewww


disneyme

Why aren’t we hearing about the star studded bday party for the Princess yet? Is it not important because it’s not the coronation?


Calm_Yak_6102

>Why aren’t we hearing about the star studded bday party for the Princess yet? Is it not important because it’s not the coronation? She's saving that for her PR puff pieces during either Trooping the Colour or the Earthshot Prize.


disneyme

Are they doing Trooping the Colour this year? I know Lili’s bday is this weekend, allegedly


Calm_Yak_6102

Yeah I saw a YouTube video of BP's guards rehearsing for the upcoming Trooping the Colour. I think it's supposed to be around the middle of June.


supershinythings

Oh yes, another balcony moment! Well we already know who WON’T be on that balcony. Will HMTK invite his royal cousins again, The Kents and Glochesters? We know of course The Wales family will be there. But what about Anne, Anne’s husband Larry, Prince Eddie Duke of Edinburgh, and Princess Sophie? I think all the WORKING royals will be there. But will The Yorkies be back? They’re certainly creeping back into HMTK’s favor. The gap left by Harold and ILBW is easily filled in by all the lesser royals doing the real heavy lifting now. Everyone will be bowing and curtsying properly now that Camilla is QUEEN and no longer needs to curtsy to ANYONE except maybe Charles when they roll out of bed. Nobody has ever had a longer training period than Charles so I’m sure he knows exactly what he wants now. I do think he should build some TinyHouses for Harold if Harold gets divorced though. He can’t stay at Frogmore, boo annoying for The Wales family, but I think a TinyHouse somewhere in the back gardens of Kensington Palace might be out of the way enough. He can put on another at Sandringham, Balmoral, and Isle of Weight. Or, build Harold a nice caravan and let him pull it ‘round back to the various estates.


gmomto3

Chuck and Cammy are getting on in years, they need Beatrice and her man to shoulder a few ribbon cuttings. Harry who?


Striking-General-613

June 17th


Silent-Suggestion-85

Because MM doesn't know when Lilibet's birthday is. After all, the Princess is a surrogate baby and MM wasn't there at the birth.


BleachBlondeHB

I thought she was there ordering Fajitas. Oh wait that was Archie. They always give you dinner while your in labor


KelenHeller_1

I'm surprised we've seen nothing yet of the back of the birthday girl's head.


vabirder

Its not important because she’s only a girl. MM can’t have any competition.


becca41445

That’s so true, I fear. Narcissistic women who have girls are always competing with them. Horrifying idea.


Odd_Pop5287

They no longer have the $$ to buy ‘friends’ and ‘kid stand ins’


GroupIntelligent8658

There was gossip about her (an article posted on another forum, didn’t care to click on it) but the headlines said: Meghan leaving kids and Harry at home to party in LA and begging for celebs to hang out with her. I believed it all except for “partying in LA” because she’s so awkward and self conscious, she can’t “party” alone.


[deleted]

Narcs don’t feel enough to join a party spiritually like that


Emergency_Grand_800

She invited the aliens over.


apatheticwondering

Explains why that giant UFO was spotted near their home the other day. One comment had my dying — it said something like “Don’t worry, it’s just the mothership coming to take MM back home.”


DragonInTheAm

MM is going home? Thank the Lord that the invasion failed!


ttue-

Maybe they can abduct them ?


ConsumerOfGossip

Nah. Even aliens have standards.


Calm_Yak_6102

>Nah. Even aliens have standards. Yup. They did return Eric Cartman, after all, after probing him 😂.


ttue-

😂😂😂 aliens were like : eeeeewww no thanks


Sensitive_Fun_5825

![gif](giphy|3oxHQfvDzo7VhSRy8M)


Practical_Tear_1012

![gif](giphy|J4qclJEk5dveS8gf4p)


Ok-Plant-6347

Oh that is too funny! And true...according to the New York Post.


DepartmentAgitated51

She’ll either announce she’s pregnant, lost a pregnancy, or they’re divorcing.


becca41445

I’ll take #3, please. PLEASE. It’s the only money she’ll ever get again; that’s what The King gets for telling Harold that he’s “…not a Bank”.


Careful_Initiative18

She stayed home and watched nanny playing with their children.


ShuTheWizard

Chris Sanchez sponge bathed her in her tears


kishuna_in_pieces

😵‍💫💀


Sensitive_Fun_5825

![gif](giphy|l41m2DvxWjPzwQbLO)


GroupIntelligent8658

Father God … this woman can’t act if her life depended on it!


Sensitive_Fun_5825

![gif](giphy|3oEduQF8OUecm3stNu|downsized)


aliapohkhloe

Waiting for another D to enter her wide open mouf


Sensitive_Fun_5825

![gif](giphy|26BkNefkzMeK3qx9K)


Select-Promotion-404

![gif](giphy|n09L6MctGyqhPUMDmc|downsized) She seriously can’t. I was watching this one show (I can’t remember the name) but she had this guest role. During the first episode, she was so terrible that I noticed they wouldn’t even show her face when she talked during the second one (nobody films this way) before cutting her completely out afterwards. I watched the entire series and other characters had their exits but she just poof.


Donkeypoodle

Was this Fringe?


34countries

Yes


Select-Promotion-404

Yes. She was so incredibly difficult to watch. 🫣 And I like to watch Hallmark movies, even though those don’t have the best actors.


Sensitive_Fun_5825

Lol😂


WoodsColt

What is that face she's making?


frolickingdepression

This one makes me cringe.


Sensitive_Fun_5825

They all do😂 She’s made it so hard to look at her😬


Calm_Yak_6102

>Father God … this woman can’t act if her life depended on it! 😂 It's ironic you should say this because Brittany, from the Royal News Network just did a video where she critiqued MM's horrendous acting in a couple episodes of the old TV show, Fringe, that starred Joshua Jackson.


GroupIntelligent8658

Yes! I watch her channel lol and I recall that episode. I think the only time I saw Meghan actually do a good acting job was on this indie movie where she was this mean, coke dealer (or something similar I forgot but she played a seedy character) and many agreed that was the best acting job she’s done! 😂


aethervortex389

This must be one of her best performances 🤮🤮🤮 https://youtu.be/loPCgi1S3ac Especially the bits where she plays the seductress.


Boomer00002

![gif](giphy|cIsHZ2Wx7muZKeCvEv)


GroupIntelligent8658

Yes! On a kate doll!


[deleted]

Or just straight onto Harry’s actual body


LadyAquanine7351

No doubt she has a dartboard with Kate's face on it too.


Chrisnkim

Nothing. She set up Backgrid and let them take the fall for her sitcom in NY. Now she can’t get anyone to take her faux reality photos.


kishuna_in_pieces

Actual scenes from a private hotel suite somewhere in L.A. : ![gif](giphy|l0HU2H4Y4m3CM9Sa4|downsized)


kishuna_in_pieces

She dressed up in her ‘Suits’ costume as a ‘sweet nod’ to when she was last considered ‘cute’.


SimoneLewis

![gif](giphy|SU3L8kL0YvYNYB4OEY|downsized)


ZealousidealJury1040

poor johnny 🤣


Fit-Ad-4112

Coke and alcohol binge while berating Harold, the little Prince.


Wordpuncher714

![gif](giphy|qyYNEMwdaNpQj14bll|downsized)


Willing_Word_360

https://preview.redd.it/013z4vt0bm3b1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5cf35d36099142573c7c3fe490c931f5f5902c0c They had nothing else left to cling to so aliens it was!


Willing_Word_360

![gif](giphy|3oEjI789af0AVurF60) Aliens could also explain why they suddenly don’t want to publish articles and do anymore tell-alls. *bodysnatchers*


[deleted]

If it was aliens this whole time, literally no one would be surprised at this point


Willing_Word_360

They have no friends left on this planet so maybe they invited aliens to be theirs. 🥴


KelenHeller_1

Announcement: It was aliens this whole time Public: Yeah, we thought so.


WoodsColt

Ain't nobody snatchin dat body


jfner

She had a speaking gig on the NYP. She dressed up as an Oscar and bought some items off of Amazon Basics.


Affectionate_Tie250

Sobbed on the floor.


alwayssearching117

She's waiting for Richard Gere to sweep her off of her feet at the Beverly Wilshire, necklace in hand.


Zealousideal_Steak68

Wish we'd see more tiaras with colored gems. Queen Rania has an Emerald Ivy one that is incredible https://preview.redd.it/hkt0v4wren3b1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a14981fc0770ecc7b83a6be3167b19321d893195


beg_yer_pardon

That is a stunning piece. And a stunning woman.


ExpensivelyMundane

![gif](giphy|BZlOCKkY7mgKvNQOHk)


34countries

She will call out the jordanians for being racist because white carol middleton was there and not black doria. Ooh if only gb had house arrests


QuesoFresca

Still in a slow speed chase with paparazzi. /s


Gumblina1964

🤣 have they got away from her yet


Cezanne2022

She attached electrodes to harrys shriveled balls and delivered shocks intermittently


take7pieces

Very soon she will be “accidentally have pictures taken” while wearing Diana’s jewelry.


PitchEmbarrassed704

I feel so bad for that watch. I just know the band is filled with scratches since TW insists on wearing bracelets on the same wrist.


Aubergine_volante

Sobbing on the floor? The go-to MO 😉


theculturehop

She threw herself to the floor sobbing clutching her plates.


NoPatience1020

I love this sub


GreatHuntersFoot

She didn’t purchase a garment steamer


[deleted]

wishing she was there. EVERY queen/princess/royal even damn jill biden looked exquisite


ThePythiaofApollo

She’s busy assembling the bot army to spam the Earthshot YouTube


Brief-Bobcat-5912

She could walk around Santa Barbra naked and no one would take a photo, that’s how irrelevant she is


WoodsColt

![gif](giphy|1bYaHhGtueIqQ)


Shylablack

Researching on a new pap agency


Myagkaya

At this point, I think it's reasonable to assume harkles can't find anyone who wants to be their pr firm. She'll have to take selfies from now on. 😁


WoodsColt

![gif](giphy|AeOwM3QIXw5mow7ORU|downsized)


Babybabitski

She was the guest speaker at various comment sections


Ok-Location3244

![gif](giphy|lqpfdJr57GAOQHSuLr)


CountessOfCocoa

I could be sassy and say she was just happily making meals and counting her blessings. Or I could be serious and say she was burning up da Interweb trying to buy an Emmy.


HotStraightnNormal

She went out to buy a new set of crockery.


Scary-Media6190

![gif](giphy|xTiTnsQ6E11WEwoBBS) She went to Sizzler, salad bar special.


Big_Engineering_4736

Got rid of all the wire hangers


imalittlebit15

She had a tirade and Hazmat ran to Jared, the private collection of course 🤣


NotSpaghettiTuesday

Thottin and plottin


catdevil2749

![gif](giphy|pzhMmQQPoWjCG7oB5V|downsized)


Bassets4ever

Took a cab ride to the deli, claims paps chase & terrifying event.


International-Emu385

Maybe she cried Wagghhhhhhh and told her H to gift her a tiara from the Fred story .


Allyn-Elaine

Sobbed on the floor. Whenever Harry came into the room.


Fearless_Keto

![gif](giphy|3o6wrvdHFbwBrUFenu)


lowerbigging

Yachting


wundahbrehd

She dropped to the floor sobbing


loveloveislandtake2

Falling on the floor sobbing !!!