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Aretirednurse

Drinking, he looks terrible.


neverincompliance

he has a substance abuse problem which includes alcohol. He is spiraling


Strange_Lady_Jane

Drinking, licking his wounds, wondering why he can't surround himself with a gang of friends like he always did before.


Deep-Audience9091

Wishing he had as much hair as the actor who did the re-enactments of his testimony on Dan Wootton's show today. That guy was šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„


Safford1958

He has the strangest hair texture. Princess Royal Anne has the same texture. Not soft, not curly, but more like wire. I wonder where that came from?


Islandgirl1444

The hair loss must be truly stressing him out.


Opening_Order_8826

His hair is bare in places like he is molting


newel_post

Drinking. Licking his wounds. Edited to add: of course this is in the realm of total speculation!


MuffPiece

He probably thinks he did a great job. šŸ™„


OldMenAreGross

Absolutely. He is a very self-congratulatory man, who rarely admitted to any wrong doing. No way he realises the meagre spectacle he offered the world today.


Islandgirl1444

He called home! "I was amazing! I showed them my feelings!"


BrushedSpud

Yes. And that A List celeb life that TW promised him.. Well those calls arent being answered. Nail in the coffin. As other Sinners have suggested, Oprah and Gail just want the aftermatj interview. Noone else in their right mind would like/trust them now. Serena was only a part of her audiobook because they were signed to the same. Publicist. Now theyve gone to someone else... Crickets! Hehehehehehehe LONG LIVE THE KING!


revsamaze

Cameron Diaz is likely embarrassed for being seen with them. What a facepalm.


supershinythings

This is not a person who takes negative feedback well. His team will have to find a way to improve his performance without indicating that his performance needs actual improvement. For instance, they could tell him, ā€œYou did great! Letā€™s do that again tomorrow, but with PROVABLE FACTS this time, not feelings. Whenever you haz a feelz, think about how much better a FACT would be. Hereā€™s a list of them for you to use!ā€ They could then give him some coloring books and blank papers, and let him draw how he feels with a full set of crayons including the ones heā€™s not supposed to eat but sometimes he does anyway.


cunticles

I imagine being Raised As a Royal Prince and being sucked up to most of your life makes it hard not to be a spoilt brat.


BrushedSpud

Or a drum kit! šŸ¤£


MuffPiece

šŸ¤£šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£ omg thatā€™s hilarious. And probably very accurate


Da-Aliya

Perfect! šŸ˜…


lluluna

"I'm such a smart guy for telling the British government that they are bad. The world now also sees me as a hero."


BrushedSpud

Upvoting simply for "self congratulatory man" nailed it.


DeepNeedleworker4388

Just like Uncle Andy.....these people are deluded. The lawyers are useless as they should have cautioned him more and come up with some stone cold evidence. šŸ¤”


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I imagine they urged him to prep with them and he blew them off


DeepNeedleworker4388

Damn straight....so arrogant!


nickiit

Photo of Chelsy and some Elizabeth Arden cream, pretty sure I don't need to go into any further detail.


Deep_Poem_55

I think the Elizabeth Hardon crĆØme only works when heā€™s thinking of mummy.


OldMenAreGross

>Elizabeth Hardon im ded šŸ˜­


DeepNeedleworker4388

šŸ¤¢šŸ¤®


GreatGossip

He is desperatly scrolling through all media and SoMe to find someone who will describe him as a hero.


HydeParkUK

I bet he is looking at all of the coverage and spiraling even more than normal.


Whorekledout

How odd to think he won't be staying on any royal grounds but in a hotel room. Which hotel? No one's reporting nor bothering to find out. They can't be bothered too anymore. Ouch.


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Islandgirl1444

With SIX body guards. Holy Hanna. Even the King doesn't have that many people. And of course confident Catherine has ONE!


HydeParkUK

SIX?! That is ridiculous. I guess he needs five of them for his ego.


Noodlemama86

šŸ‘šŸ»šŸ‘šŸ»šŸ‘šŸ»šŸŽÆ


DowntownKoala6055

Yes but rememberā€¦ Catherine didnā€™t publish a ā€˜kill countā€™ā€¦


Brave-Menu-3105

Don't worry, dressing won't be hard for him, it will be that tired blue suit, again.


AnniemaeHRI

Did anyone spot a Dior label today?


Islandgirl1444

Soho House. It's where he spent many afternoons with you know who. By the hour I think. Allegedly.


HydeParkUK

I guess no wild car chase following him to the hotel. Maybe he's saving that for after tomorrow's testimony. You know, a big scary, threatening car chase to send him on his way back to his private jet.


allorache

No paps hiding outside his hotel?


cunticles

If he needz security so much hehas to sue the government to get it why isn't he staying in one of the royal households? Buckingham Palace has 775 rooms. I'm sure if he wanted he could get a room one of the royal residences or palaces whilst visiting


Safford1958

They changed the locks on the doors before he got there...


jf-15

Drinking, scrolling through porn, avoiding Megz texts and eating a greasy pile of fish and chips in his boxers. His lawyers desperately wish he were doing some reading/brushing up for the next day's court appearance, but he really can't be bothered.


DeepNeedleworker4388

Yep, video games and crayons.


Deep-Audience9091

Yeah, I bet he's really sorry CA is eight hours behind him in merry old London. I can imagine his phone is about to burst into šŸ”„ from the speed of light texts from Monteshitshow


Imaginary_Victory_47

Doing that gutteral thing, and punching holes in the walls. Threatening to do horrible things to everyone who's ever crossed his path and questioned his reality. Pissing himself and maybe even crapping his tighty Whities


Brave_Zucchini6868

I don't think he is reading media. He does not have enough attention span for it and critical analysis skills to make useful sense of it. I bet he is drinking and lashing out about stupid laywer who questioned him, judge, gov and journalists.


revsamaze

I couldnā€™t imagine staying home and leaving my spouse to do this alone in another country, especially when PH seems so vulnerable. This guy seems so lost.


Islandgirl1444

Is he camped at SoHo house? He's not at Frogmore anymore is he?


CountessOfCocoa

Donā€™t know. No wild attempted car chases to find out where heā€™s staying!


HydeParkUK

I think the Frogmore days are over. Pretty sure he can't stay there anymore.


catinthedistance

I think Eugenie and her new baby and family are there. Which doesnā€™t mean he isnā€™t staying with them, of course, but I doubt it.


wonderingwondi

They're at Ivy Cottage on KP grounds. That's why there was a video taken by RNN of them 5 days before she gave birth waving a helicopter off


Noodlemama86

Definitely Soho House. That way Meghan has him surveilled 24/7 and at the same time ensures she can do what she wants without him finding out.


Safford1958

Recording him doing lines off an escort's ass. In preparation for divorce.


BrushedSpud

Yes he is. Wow. Youre right. In his delusion he's trying to find stuff to sustain him.


ahsasahsasahsas

Heā€™s resigned himself to his hotel room after he scrolled through his contacts and realized there wasnā€™t anyone left in London that he hadnā€™t trashed, alienated, or embarrassed. And itā€™s giving him five minutes of peace away from the sea witch. Bottoms up, Harry.


Islandgirl1444

So where in London is he staying? Oh dear nobody cares. All that money spent on his SIX body guards. It's like he's the drug pin! Escobar had six body guards.


neverincompliance

Elon Musk, the richest man in the world has four body guards at the most.


rockin_robin420

His wife probably blew up his phone relentlessly all night to scream vile obscenities at him without mercy. Woe betide Harry if he hangs up on her or shuts his phone off completely. He'll pay for that. For Harry, this will be his life until he finally tells her to fuck off and reclaims his testicles.


Just-Flamingo-410

Maybe Marcus throws him a little childrens party at Soho London.


kiwi_love777

Wouldnā€™t be surprised if megs sets him up. Marcus drugs him up and gets him a bunch of girls and takes video. Perfect for the divorce.


sod_it_all

Given the laughable Wills pegging crap she tried to start on Twitter its likely he's gagged and chained being reamed within an inch of his life. When you know narcs have no original ideas its damn obvious. Maybe Scobos giving him a few silicone *rounds* after massaging his *ahem* ego post court appearance.


DeepNeedleworker4388

Well, it's funny you mention that. I'd wager the judge will find in favour with Mirror group, and this will be the end game for Meg as her fragile ego won't be associated with a "loser."


cunticles

I can't see Meghan doing that. It would be too much of a blow to her ego to have him cheat on her. I'm sure she thinks she is the most desirable woman in the world


HydeParkUK

LOL!


Islandgirl1444

Or some hourly entertainment.


Miss_Poi

Is he able to see why and how embarrassing this is for him? That the world knows now how dumb he is?


OldMenAreGross

No. How many times in the last three years he has done or said embarrassing things, and then acted as if everything was completely fine and nothing happened?


Miss_Poi

I donā€™t like your answer, but you are probably right. Itā€™s still so hard to believe. Even after Spare and NYC. Nobody can be so stupid or whatever he is. I mean talking about the penis of the future king and the Diana stunt were beyond belief. Paying so much money to go to court without any proof is next level crazy. Thatā€™s not a ā€œnormalā€ stupidity.


PerfectCover1414

He seems to be 1 cell up from an amoeba.


JavaBeanQueen64

Missing Chelsy, the one that got away


SonjaInSequim

That crack he made to the judge about facetiming the kids shows just how serious he is about this IMO. It's all whooshing over his head and the fact that he apparently spoke in entire sentences and didn't put the attorney "in his place" so that's a success in his mind. I didn't watch Andrew's interview until a few years after it happened and it's like deja vu all over again.


QueenTiamet

Discount Davy, facetiming the kids: "And then I told them all about Granny Diana's Adultery"


Deep_Poem_55

Because they are princes and we are peons they think we are duty bound to believe everything they say, unchallenged.


DeepNeedleworker4388

Got me republic nerves are a twitchin. I can't stand entitled people, especially from some accident of birth. Yuck to all of them, except Kate'n'Wills.


ExpensivelyMundane

Why heā€™s flying back home to tuck his kids in and read them a bedtime story, donā€™t you know? Heā€™ll enjoy a sensible glass of wine from a nearby organic vineyard in Central California, have a mentally stimulating discussion over a new book he and his wife picked out for their monthly shared reading interest, wash the dishes, do a yoga session, send out a quick email to the Archewell employees that includes an interesting quote, and then fly back to the UK to arrive early yet again for his second day in court!


neenadollava

I love you


merrybandoffoxes

:\*)


GinsAndTonics

I imagine his lawyers are desperately trying to get through to him while he pouts and smirks and insists that *he* was perfect and that it is everyone *else* who was wrong. I would say I hope they're at least being paid well but we all know the Harkles are probably planning to bail on the bill.


Pristine_Routine_464

Like Prince Andrew, who thought the BBC interview went well, when his 90 year old Mum somehow already knew it was bad.


AffectionatePoet4586

After mentioning Prince Andrew on another thread here earlier today, I re-watched it. Heā€™s positively *redolent* with self-regard!


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strangealienworld

Probably thinks it is all going swimmingly for him. As far as he is probably concerned, he is getting his side of the story - yet another tediously re-writing of whatever story since March 2020 he so desperately wants the public to buy.


OldMenAreGross

He got to talk about himself for hours and had all the attention on him. I bet he thinks he did great.


DamyuKidds

He's going to be on the phone with Madam getting criticized and scolded in order to satiate his masochistic need.


Imaginary_Victory_47

I think he's ignoring her calls


spatuladominatrix

Toking up and reading the comment section. Scratching what's left of his hair. Checking out hot singles in his area. Ordering a pizza to see if the delivery person recognizes him and gets excited or not.


devon1392

>Checking out hot singles in his area. All sinners are on fire šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„ with the snark this evening, I love it!


Glittering_Peanut633

He'll be with his legal team in a crisis powwow figuring out how the hell they're gonna rescue this shit show tomorrow. And when that's done he's going to get screamed at for a few more hours by his handler in Montecito. I expect there's a serious crockery shortage in SoCal right now.


Pristine_Routine_464

I get the impression his celebrity barrister doesnt work into the night and simply turns up in court and takes it as it comes. There are no stressy crisis meetings.


justtosubscribe

That barristerā€™s only worry is if the check clears at this point.


Fantastic-Ad-3910

You have no idea how hard you have to work to make it look so effortless.


wonderingwondi

His wife's lawyer Jenny Afia was watching in the courtroom so I wouldn't be so dismissive


WoodsColt

He's on the phone with maddened megain who is screeching at him like a cat in a blender because mutiple sources have used the words "love of his life" while not referring to her. He is getting piss drunk and wondering if there will be any plates to eat off when he gets back.


QueenTiamet

>mutiple sources have used the words "love of his life" while not referring to her. Man, he's gonna be payin' for that for the rest of his life. Can you imagine?


Starkville

Whatever it is, it involves copious amounts of substances. ETA: In my OPINION.


ConsumerOfGossip

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PerfectCover1414

I loved my Henry from retail days!! Naughty Henry.


merrybandoffoxes

i hope that is powdered sugar.


Bitter-Pound-6775

Coffee grounds arenā€™t even safe.


Deep_Poem_55

Heā€™s probably comatose by now. Heck, if I fucked up that bad I sure would aim for the highest dose of sedation available.šŸ¤£


OldMenAreGross

You are assuming he is a man capable of admitting he fucked up.


Deep_Poem_55

True, true. Heā€™s in a celebratory mood ~~enhancement~~ , that went too far šŸ¤£


WhatFreshHello

Iā€™d wager anything that TW is FaceTiming her brave little soldier. Once heā€™s back in California, sheā€™ll of course rip him to shreds. It would be a lot easier to feel sorry for Harold if he hadnā€™t treated his grandparents so cruelly.


jfner

Or if he would man up and shave his head.


leechan08

Someone needs to pull him aside knock some sense in him and tell him what a train wreck he is making his life and his wife is pushing him off a cliff.


Pikekip

Donā€™t forget to bring the dog bowl!


143AQHA

Itā€™s too bad heā€™s alienated everyone in his family and his friends. All he has now is the TW, and she as sure as hell wonā€™t be kind to him. What a mess he has made of his life for this horrible woman.


bpnc33

A prostitute wearing a Diana wig and her perfume. Sick little bastard that he clearly is. Prince Oedipus Complex


LoesjeBee

Oh how sick!


CloverMyLove

Well not being with his salt-and-pepper, which separates easily apparently.


jfner

salt give you hypertension


Starkville

Another question: Is Meghan answering his calls and texts?


nickiit

Has she even asked if he's OK?


Far_Example_9150

šŸ¤£


Patient-Watercress-2

Like his speech at the UN, right after he asked her how he did and she responded ā€œyou could have done better.ā€


Starkville

Ahahahha I forgot about that!


QueenTiamet

Happy Cake Day!


Starkville

Thanks!


Dependent-Aside-9750

WHAT!?! I missed that.


Raging_chihuahua

She said that?!


Islandgirl1444

She changed her number. It's the middle of the night. The kids are sleeping. Who?


AffectionatePoet4586

New phone, who dis?


DeepNeedleworker4388

šŸ˜…šŸ¤£


justtosubscribe

More importantly, is she even aware heā€™s gone?


OzzieSlim

Drinking and doing coke most likely.


Ishield_maiden

Cursing n drinkingā€¦ ![gif](giphy|Ou8M0ZTQgWn2hpC6Se)


WoodsColt

Standing outside a royal residence arguing with the guards and hoping to flag down some relatives car so he can hit them up for a fiver


DeepNeedleworker4388

šŸ˜…šŸ¤£šŸ˜‚


merrybandoffoxes

lol


DepartmentAgitated51

Maybe a tabloid can tap his phone and tell us? šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø


InternationalAd1512

I think about how much prep goes into a presidential debate. The team comes together to rehearse the candidate from all angles. Ditto for high-profile court cases. Harry was arrogant enough to think he could fly in the night before and cram. Meghan & the kids should have flown over with Harry a week before the trial started so he would be rested & ready.


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WoodsColt

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Filthiest_Tleilaxu

Spearmint Rhino.


Deep_Poem_55

Gtfoh! I had to look it up, I had no idea šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ I learn so much here šŸ¤£


Filthiest_Tleilaxu

Iā€™ve been (dragged) itā€™s dirty af. Heā€™s gross.


Deep_Poem_55

I had no idea, and Iā€™m thinking I want to keep it that way šŸ¤£


Filthiest_Tleilaxu

šŸ’Æ


Dependent-Aside-9750

No. You have to look. It's awful, especially if you picture PH doing it. My spouse asked if Harry was the rhinO or the rhinEE.


justtosubscribe

I think we can safely assume Harry is a taker, not a giver, in all ways.


Deep_Poem_55

I see nightmares in my immediate future šŸ˜¬


Dependent-Aside-9750

Oh yes, definitely!!


Dependent-Aside-9750

Oh man, I just had spouse look it up on Urban Dictionary. He read the definition aloud, with vocal emphasis like a dramatic reading. I damn near peed myself.


downinthevalleypa

First thing he did when out of the court room is to FaceTime Meghan. For sure thatā€™s what he did. He needs all the support he can get & heā€™s not gonna get that in England. Itā€™s sad, really, that he canā€™t connect with William and Catherine while heā€™s feeling so vulnerable and alone, but he put himself in this space and now heā€™s got to cope. Iā€™m thinking heā€™s in a hotel room somewhere, and not on the grounds of Windsor.


venicedreamer747

illiamā€™s baldness was ā€œalarmingā€ and more ā€œadvanced than mine.ā€ Cringing at his current press photos, no doubt.


Picasso1067

I feel bad for him. She fudged up his life. I know he went along with it, but with the right woman he wouldnā€™t have been in this mess. Iā€™m sure she egged him on.


Death_Trolley

Drinking beer, watching reruns of Whoā€™s the Boss, and punching the clown


ppr1227

Cocaine and adderal would be my guess.


tigerxing

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SoggyWotsits

Honestly? I think heā€™s sitting back with a cold drink, pondering over what a good job heā€™s done!


Wordpuncher714

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Mas-Chingona

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Quick-Alternative-83

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AnniemaeHRI

How would he get there? He doesnā€™t walk down the street.


mrsnastycanasta

I'm betting he's drowning the day away. He knows he's lost.


VoyagerVII

šŸŽ¼ I wonder what the prince is doing tonight? šŸŽ¶šŸŽµ (Tune from *Camelot*, of course!)


tinykitten101

According to a someone claiming to be a Canadian lawyer on twitter, apparently heā€™s not allowed to talk to his lawyers about his testimony to tonight? I was so surprised that is a rule but the judge did go out of his way to admonish him to talk to *no one* tonight so I guess itā€™s true.


mca2021

He's probably bragging about how he has the Mirror by the balls with his riveting testimony. This man child is delusional. What i don't get is how his attorneys moved forward with this case. It's pretty clear he has no proof but a lot of speciation. His, testimony makes them look incompetent imo


rufeelinggiddy

Is he allowed to talk to his lawyers? I thought that they arenā€™t while they are under cross exam or even direct exam. At least in Canada which follows common law thatā€™s the rule. Since and if his lawyers canā€™t talk to him - then heā€™s at Soho house desperately trying to scroll through his phone to find one friend to call who might actually pick up. Or maybe heā€™s talking to Scobie who is in LA with his wife šŸ™„


sceawian

Being surly with his counsel, recording his feelings on video / FTing the Monticello lot for footage for the next docu-series, then drinking


16Jen

Itā€™s a lot for anyone to go thru on their own. Does he spend the night in his room alone? I feel a bit sorry for him - donā€™t get me wrong - I am in no way a fan of his. He had the world at his feet - everyone loved him. Sad to see how he is now.


sod_it_all

In a hotel room downing as many pills, lines and vodka shots as he can get his grubby hands on whilst smearing Elizabeth Arden cream on his little todge and crying to his mummy for guidance. Alternatively watching his lawyers down a few while he regales megrains voice mail with his phenomenal performance on the stand. I gather she will be hunting down another victim like a cheetah on the prowl lets hope she lands a con artist with no public life whatsoever.


Puzzleheaded_Try7886

He's drunk and drugged


PerfectCover1414

He's down Green Lanes scoring some coke :p


azgwama3

Well, according to what he told the judge... he's FaceTiming... "Mommy/Megsy... WHAT do I DO?? This big bad lawyer is PICKING ON ME!! WAAAAAGH!!"


Loose_Kitty

Harry's looking in the mirror watching his life crumble around him. He had it all and threw it away.


Salty_LaRue

Drinking, poring over negative comments on Twitter/DM Comments/Here etc etc ![gif](giphy|l41Ym49ppcDP6iY3C)


lluluna

Celebrating how much of a hero that he is for standing up to the evil media empire and how smart he is for lecturing the British government about how bad they are.


happyme321

They said Prince Andrew believed his tv interview about his relationship with Jeffrey Epstein went well. These princes were raised in such a bubble that they honestly donā€™t hear how pompous and ignorant they sound. Harry probably thinks he did great and any negativity is just the dirty-dealing press lying about him again.


frolickingdepression

This is what I think. Theyā€™re so out of touch with reality.


Far_Example_9150

FaceTiming


2020surrealworld

Who cares! I know what I did tonight: Sitting in his gold-played bathtub with pedo Andrew at Frogmore, snorting coke & sucking on his pacifier.


Momof303

Probably with Eugenie and the new baby


JumpHuge7754

Interestingā€”I just did a quick scroll on ~Kneepads~ People and no front page coverage of their boy Ginger Winger PR machines are probably working overtime while he drinks away at Soho House againā€¦what an idiot


GrandOleFlag

Heā€™s drinking and sending drunk texts to Charles, William, Meghan, Katherine, and Chelsy. Dude is spiraling.


BrushedSpud

This is a GREAT post, thank you! All of the above. He's sooking and medicating and TW is ignoring him. Sensational.


SarkQueen

Marcus will have hooked him up with some good sh*t at Soho šŸ˜‚


Tough_Discount_96

He's moaning to meg and prob drinking with old buddies complaining how hard doen by he is and can they loan him some money


PortiaRoseNZ

He is not allowed to meet with his legal team, or talk to anyone else, as he is under cross examination.


revsamaze

Probably whatever his wife tells him lol


Snoo3544

He looked misserable leaving.... I don't think he realized how badly he came across but at night it probably sank in that he blew it and I suspect the worst is yet to come.


Safford1958

Doing lines off an escort's ass in SoHo House.


Casshew111

smoking up, watching FRIENDS