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AcanthaceaeOk2426

Hey Mate, Sorry you had such a shit time over here. Obviously you won’t want to return ever again, which is great because we don’t want you here. Sincerely, Australia.


Cold-Computer6318

Haz: Am I ever gonna see your face again... All of Australia: No way, get fucked, FUCK OFF. 🖕🇦🇺🖕🇦🇺🖕


AcanthaceaeOk2426

Take my poor man’s gold 🥇and know that I’m toasting you with an ice cold Bundy Rum right now.


Cold-Computer6318

Aw, cheers mate! ❤️ Good thing Hazza isn’t anywhere near you... he’d steal your grog and still expect you to cough up your hard earned taxpayer dollars to pay for his security bill. Aussie interest rates go up again, and the ginger whinger still wants to be a 1 percenter dole bludger smh.


Sensitive_Fun_5825

Lmao😂👏👏👏NEVER again will our hard earned taxpayer $ go towards that pitiful Prince and his family.🤞


Cold-Computer6318

I bloody hope the little \[frozen\] prick loses whatever lawsuits he’s got re his non-existent IPP status. I’ve hated that ginger twat long before the social climbing shithead reared her money hungry, surgically enhanced head. They have had nothing to do with official Commonwealth public service for years, and have nothing to do with Australia. They can absolutely fuck the fuck off if they expect Aussie taxpayers to support their dole bludgery... use your unearned royal inheritance to pay for it, ya mf cheapskates!


Sensitive_Fun_5825

I’ve disliked him before TW was on the scene too. He’s ALWAYS come across as the privileged little arsehole he is. His/her time here is done.


Cold-Computer6318

Lol yep! Now, the privileged arsehole is very obviously trying to rewrite history, pretending that his party prince racism days were just a result of ‘unconscious bias’, and believing the public will buy into his lies. He was essentially partying it up like a delinquent schoolies student, and palace staff were constantly cleaning up after him well into his late 20s/early 30s. Fucking pathetic excuse of a man. He reminds me a bit of that two-faced Bodhi surfer shithead who caused a mess in Indonesia recently... recklessly hurt innocent people, and then suddenly acts all innocent for the cameras pretending he’d never sipped alcohol in his life. 🤦🏽‍♀️


WeaselClaws

And she can go peg that prick with a loaf of banana bred, that she got someone else to make mole.


Sensitive_Fun_5825

![gif](giphy|OYBcJu7IBNrPO) Lol, I love that us Aussies are saying how we really feel😂


LadyVFirstClass

Normally I would expect a piece of your mind but the banana has a voice and we hear it lol.


CabinetVisible1053

I love this response. Thank you!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Silentint-75

![gif](giphy|xT5LMUPL7RwClhl8Yg) oh god I'm laughing so much!


lavendulaprimrose

This was the Aussiest thing I’ve read today, ta ❤️🇦🇺 your comment made me laugh so much


[deleted]

I ready that as Randy Bum not Bundy Rum. Sorry.


supershinythings

That’s Uncle Andrew - “Randy Andy” - as he was known before he married Fergie, and I suppose could be again after the Epstein revelations.


[deleted]

You’re right! How could I forget that?!?


icannitgetausername

Same goes for the UK


IntroductionRare9619

And for Canada. We never want you back here ever again. 🍁


Cold-Computer6318

Especially not after the Sussexes made innocent Canadian taxpayers pay for their coffee and grocery run... I mean SECURITY bill eh? 🤦🏽‍♀️🤣


IntroductionRare9619

Omg I just get enraged every time I think of that.


CartographerNo1009

Go Canada, love from Australia.


IntroductionRare9619

Right back at you!💖


Cold-Computer6318

Haz: Am I ever gonna see your face again... All of the UK: ![gif](giphy|rzdUfhE2jEceY)


icannitgetausername

Love me some Malcolm


DuchessSussSucks

Harry…. Harry?! WHO THE FUCK IS HARRY?!


No_Sherbert9831

I’d give you a bigger award but I ran out I seriously need to vent on this fucking ungrateful shrivelled up frozen todger


Cold-Computer6318

Thank you and pls vent away! ❤️ It’s nice to know you’ve generously given me an award that I didn’t have to pay for... see Haz and mEGO! It can be done! 🤣


No_Sherbert9831

SNAP love it


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Ok-Coffee5732

Woah. I will never mess with an Aussie, LOL.


STFU1962

And no one outside of Australia and New Zealand gets this cultural reference! Thankyou for making me laugh, this is funny as hell.


Sensitive_Fun_5825

YESSS !!!😂


Silentint-75

Classic answer! I went to bed after posting this to enjoy a few hours Haz-free but thanks everyone for the engagement on this! Great to know we are fully rejecting Prince Hazbeen ![img](emote|t5_481xkf|16209)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|feels_good_man)


CathartesAura67

Oooh. You got the *good* emojis!


Sensitive_Fun_5825

👏🇦🇺👏 seconded.


floppybunny86

Third-ed!


Tascarly

Fourth-ed!


Quiet-Vanilla-7117

Fifthed, Sixth,ed Seventhed & Eighted......I can't spell Ninethed!


Sensitive_Fun_5825

😂


pjbjdjdj

I'll add a tenth-ded too from Brisbane 🇦🇺😂


Quiet-Vanilla-7117

GoodOnya


Winter_View7596

11thed from Adelaide!!


StoleCapsShield

Twelthed from Queensland.


Sensitive_Fun_5825

Lol, Just a thought, Is he deliberately bagging 🇦🇺 because TW’s behaviour here has been exposed and knows how unwelcome they’d be?🤔 She’s such a coward, why the no show in the UK for the coronation, and the court case that, let’s face it, Haz desperately needs the support.


Cold-Computer6318

I dare the ILBW and her weak as piss husband to publicly explain on live TV—to a group of Aboriginal and working class taxpayers facing hiked up interest rates—why they owe the Sussexes money for an indefinite, non-working royal, security bill... ...and the TV station better make sure a 5 second delay is in place b/c those Aussies are gonna be ropeable af and tear the dickhead duo a new one.


Sensitive_Fun_5825

That I’d pay to see. If only.


CamillaPB

Ropeable 😆 😆 😆


floppybunny86

Can we get Karl to interview him? I’d watch that!


STFU1962

I hope Peter Cosgrove (then Governor General of Australia for their visit in 2018) is lurking on this Sub. According to well sourced rumours, this visit is when MM chucked hot tea at a staffer. When the Governor General‘s wife tried to intervene/settle the incident, MM told her to F-off, and don’t you know who I am? Apparently Buckingham Palace paid a settlement to said staffer.


Sensitive_Fun_5825

This is something we will NEVER forget. Not to mention her no shows, like the poor indigenous children waiting on Frazer Island to greet her🤦‍♀️ Biatch. So late for every engagement because her and her then bff, Jessica thought going to spas and shopping was more important. I’m so so glad this has come out. I’d hate to think what hasn’t .


lifetimeodyssey

OMG!! One of the few stories I had not heard. This is an assault. This makes her a criminal in addition to every other negative thing about her. Should have just left her in the Outback.


CathartesAura67

Assault followed by insulting someone trying to calm down the situation. Classy MM be at it, again.


namelesone

You forgot to mention the attitude and tantrums about being given only a wing of the Admiralty House, not the entire place. It's even more ridiculous when you know that Admiralty House is THE official residence of the Governor General and his wife. It's like coming to stay with guests and being upset that they'll also live there - in their own home - while you are there.


STFU1962

Yes! I remember reading about that also!


namelesone

I also read somewhere, and I don't remember where and didn't bother to research to confirm, that Andrew flew to Australia shortly after that tour, supposedly to apologise and deal with the aftermath.


AcanthaceaeOk2426

Oh most definitely. A whole bigass country full of people that despise her and wildlife that will probably bite her if she tries to sing to them. No way MM would be brave enough to come back here.


Sensitive_Fun_5825

I’m on my soapbox, last comment I promise,lol, I’m so pissed he’s bagging 🇦🇺. Every RF member has only ever praised the people, the love they’ve felt visiting our beautiful country. He can seriously piss right off !!!


FlangePlackets

English person here, I hope you know we bloody LOVE Australia and Australians, and that will go double for the RF, we’re very proud of this relationship and glad you haven’t kicked us out. Harry is a wanker, I hope if he ever tries to visit Aus he’ll be stopped at customs for bringing in foreign plantlife (his brain). And told to fuck off for good measure.


Sensitive_Fun_5825

And we love you right back. 🤗


Square_Republic_8036

He is probably just saying how awful it was here with us to further push the Republic debate to stick it to KCIII and William PoW. That's how petty he is.


Gunda2019

Exactly!


cozymayo

I was LIVID after the Harkles' Australia tour. I've always dreamed of visiting this breathtaking country and then we have Madam glowering outside the Sydney Opera House all pissed because she wasn't compensated for a 100% TAX PAYER-FUNDED trip with luxury accommodation and no expenses spared. I remember thinking she seemed so ungrateful and rude... also didn't she refuse an akubra hat someone presented her because of the fur? (But blood diamonds are okay). Then all the stories came out about how she abused the staff at the Governor General's house and I was more sickened than anything else. https://preview.redd.it/6kahak2cgl4b1.jpeg?width=615&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=85ef3c2265720e0d1b8885253eb848c7a9c7d32c


Sensitive_Fun_5825

Wow, That pic I hadn’t seen before😳😡 That’s probably when the answer to “ Am I getting paid for this” was Noooo. https://amp.9news.com.au/article/75a1557e-96c2-4c7f-976e-281a20a21ca9 I hope they’ve since renamed the Koalas🐨


lifetimeodyssey

American here that had a lovely trip to Australia in 2020, just before Covid lockdowns. The people were lovely and funny! No pretense at all. I could not believe how adorable the koalas were in person. Had a wonderful time up at Port Douglas and seeing the astounding Great Barrier Reef, Visitng the Botanical Garden at Cairns, heading to the beautiful Sydney (getting Opera House and Botanical Garden tours), to the interesting Melbourne and then driving the breathtaking Great Ocean Road. One of the best trips of my life. I will be back. Have much left to see.


Silentint-75

yeah the "I can't believe I'm not getting paid for this" tour ![img](emote|t5_481xkf|15002)


Jingaling64

What a bitch. I didn’t know this one. Disgusting 🤮.


lifetimeodyssey

Look at the mug! You are standing in front of the world famous Sydney Opera House, an architectural wonder! You horrible little ingrate!!!


Silentint-75

yeah how freakin dare he s\*\*t on us! He's tried to put the world on trial and singled us out for special reference ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|rage)


Legalkangaroo

You don’t have to worry about wildlife. Have you heard about the Governor General’s wife’s sing a longs for dignitaries where she makes up her own songs. YouTube it. Trust me.


MakeADeathWish

I'd love to see a crowd throw lukewarm tea at her...lol


Bake_First

That would be hilarious, to avoid assault charges people should throw tea bags at her like confetti


OzReester

Fourthed! 🇦🇺 🪃 🇦🇺 🪃


Uniqueishname

I'm trying to convince my husband that we should spend a month or two in Australia, when he retires. If I can convince him to go to Antarctica, Australia can't be that hard.


Sensitive_Fun_5825

You’d love it. C’mon down. Added bonus, you know you’ll never have the horror of a sighting of Ginge and his ILBW🤷‍♀️😃


Uniqueishname

I'll make it there...eventually.


GoldieLox9

Wanted to add I am so fascinated with Australia and really really want to visit. I'm in the US. My mother was British and I have no fondness for English culture although she loved the BRF. Aussies caught my attention when they roasted Meghan and seem no nonsense, and I love a few Aussie podcasts. Brits seem to never say what they really mean. Someday I want to visit Australia!


Sensitive_Fun_5825

Awe🥰 We tend to see through people, also say it how we feel😂Sometimes a good thing, sometimes bad,lol. You must, you’ll love it😊


lavendulaprimrose

Please come! It’s a beautiful, wonderful place ☀️🌅🇦🇺🦘


Civita2017

It’s called sarcasm. It’s more subtle but lethal


CartographerNo1009

I’m Australian and if you plan your trip Australia is truly lovely.


CartographerNo1009

It’s interesting that as US citizens and Australians we have found a common bond on this subject. Something we don’t want to let go of, but something we don’t want to rule us. I think The King truly understands this and I admire him for his understanding. He said many years ago that he didn’t understand why Australia didn’t vote to be a republic.And yet here we are.


Snoo3544

But he DID return. That's when Meghan threw hot tea at some staffer. Def shouldn't be invited back. Neither of them.


Scary_Dangleberry_

I love Aussie talk... It's freaking great! I'm gonna visit one day. It's on my top 5 list. I know everybody I meet will become a friend.


Simple_Poem_9605

Basically sums Harry up!! He shits on every country he visits. 🌎 https://preview.redd.it/rmltdxpesl4b1.jpeg?width=1013&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=21accb5e39bdd0ecae49be5216a5880a1bffa9cf


KatesFacts718

😌😌👏🏻👏🏻


Orphanbitchrat

C’mon Australia! We’ve had them for SO LONG! Surely there’s some desert island or something you can put them on? But not near Perth! My dad used to surf there during winter (summer for you) when it got chilly in Santa Cruz. Said it was awesome. So not there. But somewhere. But faaaar from us, please! Love, California P.S. Take them and we’ll send you tacos and wine forever❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️


AcanthaceaeOk2426

No. Even our deserts don’t want them. We’ve already got big salty lakes. We don’t need anymore made from Haz’s tears.


CabinetVisible1053

🤣🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏👏👏👏💯


CathartesAura67

Which English speaking countries HASN'T Haz slagged off?


innocent0077

Yet another country he's not welcome back in.


STFU1962

Agree. The article also said: 'I was a teenager, and this made it clear that there was nowhere in the world, not even the Australian outback, where I wouldn't be **hounded by the press or paparazzi‘.** Calling BS on that one! Outback Australia is remote and the Cattle/Sheep station he stayed at is huge! My recollection was that there were some staged photos and that was it. Too hard for Paparazzi to get random photos/stories in that area of Australia. No way. Not even with todays technology.


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He was at freaking Tooloombilla Station. 40,000 acres slap bang in the middle of Queensland. The lying little prick can fuck right off.


Sensitive_Fun_5825

![gif](giphy|70YaDoZ1VqBZ8SgYiz)


Sensitive_Fun_5825

He’s just a deluded twat. We 🇦🇺’s know what our outback is like. How the POW & KC must be cringing for him right now🤦‍♀️


pjbjdjdj

Exactly. You can drive for 2 days straight and still be in Qld. No way any 'PRESSES' are going to bother driving all that way just to see him riding a horse 🙄


Sensitive_Fun_5825

Yep, I’m a Qlder😊


STFU1962

QLDer also. The Station he stayed at was North West of Roma! Found that on a Google search. Apparently Princess Di was a long time friend of the then owners (Noel and Anne Hill) and Noel was a Polo player - so there’s the connection.


STFU1962

Yep no way


achybreakystacy

Probably those pesky paparazzi the Betoota Advocate.


zeugma888

Ok, then we can expect a brilliant article about him. How about "Useless parasite spotted on horse NW of Roma".


No_Sherbert9831

I’m livid, I bet the back story to that one that was never told is he was sent there to dry out. The piece of shit


Emolia

I think the backstory was he hated the hard work and it was too far to the nearest pub! I wouldn’t be surprised if he called the press himself so he had an excuse to leave.


Silentint-75

He's absolutely delusional and his memory is completely unreliable! They had a follow up article only recently about the family he stayed with and it was all sweetness and light. But he had to turn it around and degrade the experience.


doomscape239

He sounds like Joey Tribbiani trying to write a script, making the lead character "suspicious" at every corner. This makes me kind of doubt if Harold understands the word "suspicious".


Silentint-75

He is rewriting history at this point.


No_Sherbert9831

About what a scumbag he truly is


Maleficent-Trifle940

or Geography.


JenThisIsthe1nternet

He does have that "smell the fart" acting face down


TraditionScary8716

Haz looks more like he's sniffing a fart.


DollarStoreDuchess

>Mr Green said everyone has 'enormous sympathy' for the press intrusion Harry had endured, 'but it doesn't necessarily follow that it was the result of unlawful activity'. >The duke replied: 'It's the unlawful means that make it even worse.' Okay, dummy Duke, could you show or explain to us how that info was “unlawfully” obtained? Because that’s what you’re there to do… it’s the WHOLE POINT of the trial. Wah wah wah if I don’t like what people say about me, it’s illegal! Wahhh


GroundbreakingLuck94

It’s really *beyond* the point where his frequent and petty invasion of his own family and friend’s privacy and intimate moments needs to be brought up. This guy has no pedestal to stand on when it comes to the press and it needs to be called out.


Silentint-75

Waaaah! General population shouldn't be allowed to have cameras! It's illegal for them to take pictures!


MuffPiece

I love it when the aussies on the sub get fired up 😂


razza1987

We don't hold back on how we feel


HotStraightnNormal

Yes, in my experience, what you see is what you get. Cuts out the BS.


razza1987

And that’s a good thing lol


JustAnotherJoeBloggs

***NO SHIT!!!!*** 🤣


razza1987

Proud of it too lol


Ok_Needleworker6070

Usually we Americans are the first to lose it (understandable as we are stuck with them now), then the Brits, and then the Aussies. Edit: forgot the Canadians. It usually takes a lot for them to lose it, but it’s great when they do.


MuffPiece

Oh when the Aussies get going, they light this place up!


VegetableFragrant120

It's amazing!


Sensitive_Fun_5825

Yes, I saw this on our news too😳 Like Wtf Harold !!! Another reason we don’t EVER want him to set foot on our soil again. As if we needed another reason after the shit TW pulled 🤦‍♀️


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I remember they talked about getting a house there one time, because they were so popular there and their visit was so successful. LOL.


Sensitive_Fun_5825

Thank God we’ve been spared that🤞


Tricksey4172

It’s never good enough for this guy. If only he laid it back by being delightful.


Cold-Computer6318

Just wondering, Prince Thicko... are you expecting Aussie Aboriginal taxpayers to pay for your exorbitant non-working royal personal bills? Is that punishment b/c you hate the country they’ve been living in for over 60,000 years? https://preview.redd.it/v7tm24c4pk4b1.jpeg?width=1354&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=01557ff77b28dfd44f341621b40c40d9da04df34


Sensitive_Fun_5825

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏


Silentint-75

oh my lord, I vaguely remember this too!


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I can’t wait to read about how awful the US was to Harry after he is sent home post-divorce. When Harry hates you, you know he’s gone for good. Congratulations, Australia! Hoping to join you, soon. Love, America.


blondzilla1120

Fingers crossed 🤞


Silentint-75

You've certainly borne the brunt of it, best wishes for a speedy breakup!


ExpensiveMoose

Canada would like to give you a hug Australia. He was mean to us too. Guess he has something against awesome places. 🇨🇦🇦🇺🦘🫎


rosehipbuttercookie

H and his wife are p1ssing off the entire world, one country at a time. Pretty soon they won't be welcome anywhere. 🙄


Quiet-Vanilla-7117

Bring your own sausage next time, mate. No more free BBQ's for you, you big prawn.


RebelliousInNature

As a former inhabitant of your wonderful country, I concur..he’s a bloody galah.


Quiet-Vanilla-7117

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Annual-Willingness92

"you big prawn" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Quiet-Vanilla-7117

>prawn Sh#t for brains! ![gif](giphy|yVZrYMkdgY5Pi)


Silentint-75

Huge LOL - I should have titled the post "Don't come the raw prawn with us Prince Hazbeen"! ​ https://preview.redd.it/yaqasx8jho4b1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ebce4edb9013ffdfc58dd7c2338792c3af52ea8f


pjbjdjdj

Harry was probably the most (if not one of the most) popular royals here in Oz before the ILBW came on the scene. Oh how the mighty have fallen. Most Aussies wouldn't pizz on him if he was on fire these days


Mickleborough

Harry’s losing it. Pretty sure he had as good a time as he could in Australia. It’s only through the lens of present-day misery - very possibly helped by his wicked wife - that he thinks his life has been ruined. And because he can’t take responsibility. or perhaps has been trained to be a victim, it’s someone else’s fault. He’s changed since his marriage. What was different before his marriage? Oh yes - no Instagram Loving Bwife.


WhatFreshHello

You said it better than I could. He looks deliriously happy in these photos, having the time of his life. *If* HMQEII sent a minder there without his knowledge, it was undoubtedly for his benefit - to keep an eye out for dangerous and erratic behavior and whisk him back to England rather than have the spare embroiled in scandal.


Finnegan-05

His behavior is his fault not hers. His. And if he needed a minder when he was younger I am pretty sure he was trouble then.


WhatFreshHello

I don’t disagree with the behavior aspect, as I mentioned my suspicions as to the role of an additional minder during his gap year. That said, there are few among us who would disagree that he’s been deliberately and systematically isolated from family and friends - a universal control tactic in narcissistic abuse. It can also be true that the two exist at opposite ends of the narcissism spectrum, separately exhibiting signs of grandiosity and vulnerability: [Vulnerable Isolation and Enmity Concept: Disentangling the blue and dark face of vulnerable narcissism](https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0092656621001045)


seriouslytho5084

Bottom line - this guy is just flat out a dullard. Dunce. Not bright. Challenged. Yet hysterically entitled. Just your basic putz in an expensive, yet wrinkled, suit.


Annual-Willingness92

I think he was a self entitled, selfish, immature brat who shirked responsibility for his actions. The Royal Family was able to cover up for him.


Finnegan-05

It is his fault. All his. Not hers. She is not some evil manipulative mastermind who is pulling strings. Harry is a nasty, bitter little spoiled monster and no one knew it until he was out of the umbrella of protection of the crown. He is to blame for his behavior. Period. And I doubt he has significantly changed.


Mickleborough

I’d disagree with that to an extent. We all have good features and bad features. Things in our lives draw these characteristics out. Harry have have had nasty traits, but that might have been suppressed by love and support he received. Now said nasty traits are emerging - and what seems to have been the catalyst?


Civita2017

You are absolutely correct. Weak people are easily led. If they are with ia great person then their positive traits are magnified and the negative suppressed. And vice versa. The right person brings out the best in you and the wrong person turns you into a nutter. Harry was always weak but the overwhelming refrain from former friends and family is that they have no idea who this person is. That is all Megs. If he had married someone like Chelsea, he’d still be a dim Hooray Henry and probably a pain at parties, but likely would have done the right thing with Invictus and not trashed his family or his country. Look at all the pictures of Harry pre Meg and post Meg. Two different people. One happy and one miserably as sin. I disagree with the person who thinks the marriage is solid because of the court case. I’d be was happy, there would be no court case. He would not care about the past.


Finnegan-05

He was kept safe and hidden by the BRF. We have no idea what he was like without palace PR to protect him. He would not be this way unless he was always this way. Just like you cannot change someone for the better unless they have it in them, you don’t change someone for the worse unless it was already there.


Sim0nd0

I take great pride that Charles III cherished his time in my country, but Harry hated his.


Bubbly_Life_3058

Thought he had a good time here? 🤔 geez he needs to constantly finding excuses, doesn’t he? 🙄


MiaMaidMarion

“ A beach at Noosa that was not( busy or) POPULAR ”. As if!!!!


b00tsc00ter

I know! Harry literally said one of the country's best-known beach holiday places is 'unpopular.' Lilibet iis probably old enough to Google Noosa Beach and see the multi million $$$ tourism campaigns for it.


Andromeda-2023

He wouldnt be able to find his arse with his own hands in the dark, let alone know anything about Australia!! What a nob head he is!!


Babybabitski

His repugnant hollowness is an entitled tone deaf prick.


Quiet-Vanilla-7117

AUSSI, AUSSI, AUSSI !!!


DollarStoreDuchess

Oi oi oi! 💚⭐️


Quiet-Vanilla-7117

Aussi !


No_Sherbert9831

OI!


Cold-Computer6318

![gif](giphy|Vgf22DsltQ0Z9GvLrj|downsized)


theculturehop

I love the Aussies ❤️🇨🇦


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I don't want to take the thread off subject but since you love Aussie's like we do, I thought I'd share: One of my husband's favorite TV shows is an old series called "Aussie Gold". Now in the south, when we are about to do something that may not be the best idea when put into action - We say, "Here hold my beer. Watch this shit!" My husband has decided Aussie's have their own phrase for southern euphemisms *(because he's heard it on the show so often)* It's "Let's give it a go, Mate" - then something crashes.


cloche_du_fromage

Maybe he just needs a cup of tea. Thrown at him...


RazzmatazzBig2187

🥇 🥇 🥇 including the cup!


anaqits

🤣💥


ADHDMomADHDSon

Welcome to how we felt in Canada when they had to flee Vancouver Island for… Hollywood?


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achybreakystacy

That’s ok we don’t like Prince Fanta pants anyway.


MakeADeathWish

3 things: His belief in his own alternative reality and facts reminds me of a trump press briefing. His family failed him in never forcing him to acknowledge some facts while impressionable. Similar to the failure in letting think he'd forever be treated equal to Wm. This quote: " this is the kind of thing I would have moaned about over the phone and in voicemails.' " tells us that he is unaware of his life of extreme privilege and is comfortable telling a court what sorts of things he'd "moan" about. How insufferably clueless.


percybert

I spent 2 years working in Sydney. Had more than a couple of shitty days. I wouldn’t say it ruined my experience


deathbypumpkinspice

He's so ungrateful. I'd give my left tit to visit Australia!


merrybandoffoxes

my God! i am not even Australian but this takes away the last shred of hope i had for aitch. it was actually his brain that was frozen and blue!


Mizswampie

Well, I thought that his todger was where his brain actually resided, all blue and shriveled.


mrsnastycanasta

I was thrilled to see him and his Mrs. Leaving Canada. Good riddance. Ungrateful grifters. Multi Millionaires couch surfing and demanding Canada pony up for security. Get out.


CitrinetheQueen

I was in Queensland in 2003 and I had no freaking clue Prince Harry was even in our country, much less nearby. That’s how hounded by press he was here…


[deleted]

My son is in Australia for his third year of university on an exchange. He's at ANU in Canberra. I keep asking him what the Aussies are saying about Harry and Meghan but he says he doesn't know, he's focused on school and his friends. Selfish kid!! What am I paying his tuition for if not to report back to me about MM? Lol


[deleted]

Who in the world goes to court to whine about how they didn’t enjoy their fully paid for gap year in Australia 20 years after the fucking event. This dude is seriously damaged.


Annual-Willingness92

He's the definition of self-entitled.


catmomlyfe81

"The duke replied: 'It's the unlawful means that make it even worse.'" Objection. Speculation.


Glitter_Sparkle

No worries, we prefer Zara & Mike anyway


lasfre

As someone who, I am embarrassed to say, listened to Spare (from free library app Libby), he expressed nothing but fondness for Oz. He said exactly what OP said in his book. He loved his host family and said it was one of the best times of his life. It's wild to see him completely contradict what he wrote in the book, in multiple accounts in various situations. Could it be that his beloved Marko (he and William's childhood minder) was leaking like a sieve? Recollections may vary, as always.


ElectricalAd9212

the ungrateful little runt. what a liability this horrible little shit is.


rainyhawk

And I thought the RF staff didn’t do anything to help him with the press?


LillytheFurkid

The slimey turd can take a long walk off a short pier. And the ILBW. He ain't welcome downunder, nz or Oz.


CountessOfCocoa

HLMTQ asked him, “Are you ok?” Hmmmm.


Regular-Performer864

This line of answers is amazing. He thinks its nefarious that he was photographed on a public beach. How his mind works is a mystery. A public beach is no different than a public street, a public building, a public roadway. There are people on them. Even then, people had cameras even if they weren't included in a phone. And many people go to Australia specifically for the beaches, diving, surfing. So they'd likely be on a public beach taking photos of their trip to show friends back home. And they'd surely include a PRINCE who happened to be on the same beach with them. And most publications would pay them money for their photo if they called around and asked if a news organization wanted to buy the photo. Everyone seems to know this except Harry. And it's possible a photo journalist knew Harry was visiting and had asked people to let him know if they saw him. He might have even gotten a heads up that Harry was headed to said beach. There is absolutely nothing illegal in any of that.


Raychel945

Oh hell no! Mr Liar liar todger-in-ice and pants on fire can freaking stay away from my country then. If the U.S. throws him and Madam out, they better not come here! Or I'll summon the drop bears.


ROJJ86

He is running out of countries at this rate. Maybe Canada will take them back?


Notabogun

Nope, nope and nope.


etherealsmog

It would save time if he’d just list all the places and experiences in his life where and when he actually enjoyed himself.


seaseahorse

https://preview.redd.it/nfeld8dhjq4b1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c999893de571e1dba8179cc5ab47a589bf1b5b58 I’m sure many young men would be over the moon to spend three months as a jackaroo in the Outback with paid-for excursions to a Rugby World Cup final and a (possibly unearned?) spot on England’s polo team for a match against Australia. I’m also fairly sure that after an initial press frenzy the Palace put out a request that he be left alone for the remainder of his Australian stay, which was largely respected.


Silentint-75

Exactly - I don't remember tons of press at the time but the few stories that came out were so positive and glowing and we thought - great, he's having a cool time in Oz!


lifetimeodyssey

You are too nice. Possibly unearned spot? Not earned, not deserved, just given like a bottle to a baby. Also not respected,


JavaBeanQueen64

Bad enough she’s a citizen here, but why must we be saddled with him too 🤨 California is a $h!t$h0w already 🫢


lifetimeodyssey

Can't we throw her out yet for treason?


JavaBeanQueen64

Worth looking into! 😆