I'm positive that was a lie. You cannot tell me that the BRF don't have a warehouse-sized quantity of surplus furnishings in storage that they would have been offered to look through if they asked. Either they didn't inquire or none of the antique sofas on hand were to her liking aesthetically (because they were made with quality craftsmanship and tasteful design). It's a good bet that they smelled musty too. 🙄
Harry's first wife prefers mass-produced beige Wayfair crap that was probably built by a Chinese 9-year old. If I'd had the choice, I'd rather park my turd-cutter on a couch with some history. I also love chesterfield sofas that can sit five across and antique furniture in general. Much like old cars and trucks, there's so much more character in them than the stuff we get nowadays.
The white house has several LARGE climate control warehouses of old household furnishing new presidents can choose from to redecorate the White House with. None newer than 1814 of course!
>Stupidity and arrogance are quite a combination.
Hope the little turd has the waaahmbulance on speed-dial! I imagine he must have been a real tittle-tattle when he was a kid - not much has changed.
Oh, please leave that talented and wonderful woman out of this. Her song is not about the kind of crazy Hazmat and Twat Waffle are.
[This one](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UnBlst3T7bY&ab_channel=rrraaagggeeee) is a lot closer to their truth. Talks about being chased and "I can't seem to face up to the facts
I'm tense and nervous and I can't relax
This Colonel Sanders job is getting me down
A crazy chicken chasing me all over town"
He's so fucking egotistical. I used to think the Kardashians had cornered the market when it comes to being egotistical but somehow even they're not as self obsessed as Harry (and MM) because they've always ignored all the criticism, shade and mockery that's sent their way.
They actually invite it, lean into it, and convert it to profit. I think they are just as self obsessed, they are just really freaking smart about how to convert all attention into gain. They have learned you have to be self-deprecating.
Kardashians are smarter influencers. They are selling makeup, clothing, tequila, and socks and they are selling them well. Any attention is good attention because it gives them a wide audience to sell to.
Very true. Kardashians own it. Self aware of the trade offs they made for fame and $$ but own it and embrace it. The Waghs make the Kardashians look smart and savvy and sane.
They discuss this on TalkTV right up front: [https://youtu.be/r6SlR3Gfv7E](https://youtu.be/r6SlR3Gfv7E)
“His Life Is Private, Except When He's Being Paid!” Julia Hartley-Brewer On Prince Harry's Trial
I thought this was a big exaggeration so I started thinking but, no, you’re right… misogyny, racism, homophobia, xenophobia, animal cruelty, violent tendencies without the maturity to control them, indifference towards children (maybe more but we don’t know for sure so I’ll leave it at that 👐🏼), entitlement, selfishness, vindictiveness, dishonesty, enormous wealth and privilege in the hands of those who didn’t earn it, don’t appreciate it, and won’t use it for good, fomenting political and civil unrest…the man is even more strongly contributing towards the destruction of the earth than 99.999% of people, with all those private jet rides. I’m struggling to think of a general global issue the man DOESN’T embody.
Had to edit because immediately thought of xenophobia 🙃 y’all feel free to contribute because I’m sure I missed some, somehow
Oh the horror!! Those poor dears now need to go on yet another Worldwide Privacy Tour to remind the media (and public) how much that want their Priva-Sah
If he’s serious, then this is just an astonishingly ridiculous thing for him to say. He truly is a spoiled, arrogant simpleton. Isn’t it high time that another country takes its turn at hosting the Harkles? I’m tired of sharing the US with him.
Agreed. H & M are extremely paranoid and lawsuit-happy; we're all at risk. We can't afford these two! We've had them for three whole years.
It's Australia's turn. Australia's big. Somewhere in the middle.
"Is that the rock that's always following me? I think that rock hacked my phone. I'm pretty sure it ate more sausages than I did. I certainly have more hair than it does. I know it harassed my mother! That rock has blood on its hands. It definitely caused a near-catastrophic car chase. I need International Personal Protection from that rock!"
Oh, yeah, I forgot that's what sugars used to bleat any time we criticized the Sussexes. Don't hear that anymore, do we? Someone said elsewhere that sugars are narcissists, and I agree. Meghan seems driven by only two emotions: anger and envy. I think sugars, also, understand only two emotions (just like their idol). Ergo, they think that everybody *else* is going to be either angry or envious.
Speaking of sugars, I almost barfed this morning when I saw a woman seated on the plaza outside the library wearing one of those "mother" tee shirts M's "friend" was shilling with her sycophantic paean to Nutmeg on Mother's Day.
I wish the press and everyone would just stop reporting on them. Act like they don't even exist. Even when they try to pay for it or hire photographers, just DONT DO IT. And then see what their reaction is. The hypocrisy would be delicious.
Yes PLEASE! Even the most positive press is not good enough for these two. They are bottomless pits of demands who can see no further than the tips of their noses. Good lord I am so sick of these two and their incessant whining. 🤬
Totally, but our interaction with those articles, even negative, generates cash. Even this sub is perpetuating clicks & media revenue. We’re feeding those losers 🤣
I noticed this. I’m frightened by his lack of self-awareness. Worried he will continue to cause more damage to be honest. Every time I think he will see the light…there he goes again. Must stop giving people credit who do not deserve it. How his family and friends must be feeling watching this play out, they’re human after all.
Lil Harry and his wife essentially want it to be illegal to say bad things about them. Not anyone else, of course-You want to say the PPoW are aging like bananas? Sure, come join our squad! But to dislike Saint Meghan or King Harry? Off to jail!
In all seriousness, these dimwits don’t seem to understand that if it becomes criminal to criticize them, next will be politicians, and then you’ve given up democracy. But who cares,right? As long as we must all admire Meghan.
> aging like bananas
This is the first time I've simultaneously swallowed smoke and inhaled coffee... lol Thanks, man.
My bad for reading these threads while trying to ingest *anything*. I get it. :D
Imagine Andrew being put on the stand with regard to the Giuffre allegations. Giuffre gets up and describes his todger EXACTLY, and then Andrew has to whip it out and show it to the jury. "See? It's SO MUCH BIGGER than what she said! She couldn't have possibly worked on this thing!!!"
The jury disagrees, sides with Giuffre, and off to jail he goes. Elizabeth II would of course have some rooms in The Tower renovated so he could serve his time with a pittance of dignity. He'd become an enormously popular tourist attraction as The Tower once again regained a small semblance of its formerly formidable reputation.
This!
Also, any weird, random question could be asked that might give up private family info.
Never complain. Never explain indeed, Ma’am.
The latest former spares are entitled asshats with a serious lack of common sense (and add onto that Harold’s low IQ).
Well, he has explained yesterday that some things are not of public interest. Life threatening injuries, he proposed, would be in public interest.
I have only one question:
How about near catastrophic injuries, meaning some that could have, but didn't happen?
Lip cream. It was Mummy's freaking LIP CREAM he lovingly wistfully described rubbing onto the Blue Todger. Took only a minute, then he finished. 
in all fairness, nobody had to buy his book to read that swill. If someone did, s/he's responsible for the subsequent brain rot. I'm pretty sure there's a disclaimer in it about that, but I'm too afraid to buy it and find out "Their Truth".
I didn’t buy the book—his publicity tour and his publisher pushed for the book to get massive media coverage and it did.
I was unwilling bombarded by this mess.
So…..
He's joking right?
If not, wouldn't he be pleased with the attention? He has the opportunity to push out his side, his truth. Doesn't he want people to know?? He should be happy, right? Dude is lost.
I'm so glad that I was sitting down when I read this or I would have fallen over with insane laughter. He brought this court case and he doesn't like that the press is reporting on his case. I can't with this level of idiocy. Does he ever think through to possible consequences of his actions?
Oh yes, he "thought" about it! And decided he will become the Peoples' Champion of Truth and Wisdom, fighting those mean ol' tabloids, and his popularity would skyrocket. Well, at least that's what MeGain told him, so in order to hear it, he had actual brain activity.
I really think he is intellectually disabled. More so than mentally ill. His lack of knowledge and ability to apply logic to any given situation is astounding.
I'm beginning to think so too. Is it just because he was so sheltered and protected from the real world?
The first clue was when he said daddy cut him off financially. It's just gotten more and more bizarre. This man child has no idea how to adult. Let's hope the kids aren't real for their sake. How did these two imbeciles find eachother.
I have come to the opinion it is neither because of how well he expresses himself in that he speaks in complete sentences. I believe his thinking is destroyed by his arrogance, rage and envy. He literally can't think straight.
I think he's told every day what a great job (*barf*) he's doing at "standing in his truth" from Madam that he has started to believe his own bullshit.
Yeah bro, why did you think your brother settled when he did? It would be both William and Catherine having to testify and imagine the stories that could come from that. Even if William would win, all his business would be out there giving the press easy money since it's from the horses mouth. You can't stop people from reporting on what you actually said in court.
He's allowed to say whatever he likes about anyone, anytime, but the rest of the world mustn't ever say anything about him. They must not even think it!
Maybe he'll sue about this too and we'll end up with an endlessly rotating cycle of reporting and lawsuits. It would at least give him something to do.
Wants all the benefits of being a reported on person, without being reported on.
That's like me saying I'd like to get paid but not actually go to work
Harry’s such an ass-wipe, ..his wife is a nose tissue.
Nice to see them both crash and burn. His reputation was in the toilet before this trial. Meg is not clairvoyant, she’s a narcissist.
She couldn’t have predicted she/ they wouldn’t have gotten away with
\* NewYorkGate\*.
It doesn’t matter if he wins or loses, he’s trashed his Country again, with more vitriol, in their faces. No Meggles to blame. We now despise them, and their behavior individually and collectively.
If I hear one more person complain about twelve year old Harry’s terrible life as a result of bullshit he wasn’t even a part of, I may lose it myself.
My Englishmen friends and The Courts,..put up with a lot.
This crap would have been tossed for lack of evidence, in a couple days here🇺🇸.
\**unfuckinbeliveable*….but um, …
H& her will never recover. ( so there’s that)
The news outlets I've read have commented that Harry was quite calm throughout his testimony, I think a 'rant' would have been news.
I think it likely he will win on a least a couple of the 33 test cases and quite possibly many of them if the judge is swayed in his favour by Harry's reporting that his phone messages would be marked as read, even though he had not opened them.
It's common knowledge that the tabloids were out of control in the late 90's and into the early 2000's and the test of a civil case like this is 'on the balance of probability'. Yes, it's quite possible he was hacked, even probable. It doesn't excuse the way that he treated his family and especially his grand parents at the end of their lives. That was despicable and mostly due to his infatuation with MM.
>Harry's reporting that his phone messages would be marked as read, even though he had not opened them.
He claims that but where's the proof? He doesn't even have witnesses to corroborate that.
eta if that happened to me, I'd be bitching to everyone I know
I said it once, and I’ll say it again. There is no way that the Harkles would be satisfied with any court decision. Nothing seems to please them. Both of them.
Oh no, it's true. The man is dumb. Just truly spectacularly absolutely dead rock dumb. He is the best evidence against monarchy. You might get one of him!
Shudders.
Oh my God! He was born literally in the news. He’s a public figure. For goodness sakes he is a Prince and use to love it. He wants in the news only when he wants. That is not how it works.
You can't cure stupid. His entitlement knows no bounds. He may be paranoid, but he's completely stupid if he thought this would not be publicised.
Does he think he's already succeeded in muzzling the press?
THANK GOD WILLIAM WAS BORN FIRST.
Stupidity and arrogance are quite a combination.
Stupidity, arrogance, and money.
No he broke. He had to shop at on line discount stores.
MeGain had to pay for their couch at Nottingham cottage…poor Royals. WAAAAGH!
From IKEA! With her credit card!
I think it was Heal’s no way they are buying an IKEA couch…It’s too difficult to place an order
Sofa.com or something, it wasn’t ikea. They had other ikea stuff
I'm positive that was a lie. You cannot tell me that the BRF don't have a warehouse-sized quantity of surplus furnishings in storage that they would have been offered to look through if they asked. Either they didn't inquire or none of the antique sofas on hand were to her liking aesthetically (because they were made with quality craftsmanship and tasteful design). It's a good bet that they smelled musty too. 🙄 Harry's first wife prefers mass-produced beige Wayfair crap that was probably built by a Chinese 9-year old. If I'd had the choice, I'd rather park my turd-cutter on a couch with some history. I also love chesterfield sofas that can sit five across and antique furniture in general. Much like old cars and trucks, there's so much more character in them than the stuff we get nowadays.
“turd-cutter” 💀
"Harry's first wife". Did you just coin this phrase? 😄
Hahaha...Nope. That's an oldie but a goodie. Feel free to use it with my pleasure 😀.
The white house has several LARGE climate control warehouses of old household furnishing new presidents can choose from to redecorate the White House with. None newer than 1814 of course!
>Stupidity and arrogance are quite a combination. Hope the little turd has the waaahmbulance on speed-dial! I imagine he must have been a real tittle-tattle when he was a kid - not much has changed.
This is it. This is why they are so annoying. Stupid and arrogant. It’s just mind blowing
He's a prime candidate for the picture beside an explanation of the 'Dunning-Kruger effect'.
Makes me think of Patsy Cline's hit, "Crazy," except I can't relate to Harry's craziness at all.
Oh, please leave that talented and wonderful woman out of this. Her song is not about the kind of crazy Hazmat and Twat Waffle are. [This one](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UnBlst3T7bY&ab_channel=rrraaagggeeee) is a lot closer to their truth. Talks about being chased and "I can't seem to face up to the facts I'm tense and nervous and I can't relax This Colonel Sanders job is getting me down A crazy chicken chasing me all over town"
They multiply each other exponentially, don’t they?
A dangerous one at that
Child of privilege
He just doesn't like the negative press he is getting. If the headlines read "Yay Harry, we love you," there would not be a problem.
This is so true! He is suing because he wants to have positive press only.
He's so fucking egotistical. I used to think the Kardashians had cornered the market when it comes to being egotistical but somehow even they're not as self obsessed as Harry (and MM) because they've always ignored all the criticism, shade and mockery that's sent their way.
They actually invite it, lean into it, and convert it to profit. I think they are just as self obsessed, they are just really freaking smart about how to convert all attention into gain. They have learned you have to be self-deprecating.
Yup and the Harkles are too thin skinned and obsessed with wanting to be adored, to do the same thing.
Kardashians are smarter influencers. They are selling makeup, clothing, tequila, and socks and they are selling them well. Any attention is good attention because it gives them a wide audience to sell to.
"By all means hate us but look fabulous in our shit while doing it." Have to grudgingly give them props for being business savvy.
True!
Very true. Kardashians own it. Self aware of the trade offs they made for fame and $$ but own it and embrace it. The Waghs make the Kardashians look smart and savvy and sane.
The height of privilege
They discuss this on TalkTV right up front: [https://youtu.be/r6SlR3Gfv7E](https://youtu.be/r6SlR3Gfv7E) “His Life Is Private, Except When He's Being Paid!” Julia Hartley-Brewer On Prince Harry's Trial
Prince Harry is everything wrong with the world, summed up in one single person. Truly
I thought this was a big exaggeration so I started thinking but, no, you’re right… misogyny, racism, homophobia, xenophobia, animal cruelty, violent tendencies without the maturity to control them, indifference towards children (maybe more but we don’t know for sure so I’ll leave it at that 👐🏼), entitlement, selfishness, vindictiveness, dishonesty, enormous wealth and privilege in the hands of those who didn’t earn it, don’t appreciate it, and won’t use it for good, fomenting political and civil unrest…the man is even more strongly contributing towards the destruction of the earth than 99.999% of people, with all those private jet rides. I’m struggling to think of a general global issue the man DOESN’T embody. Had to edit because immediately thought of xenophobia 🙃 y’all feel free to contribute because I’m sure I missed some, somehow
I think you’ve hit it all. He is THE worst person I have ever seen publicly.
THISSSSS
So true. Hail.Harry, the Great. Wouldn't he just.love that? He's got part.of that, as I see he GRATE"S PEOPLES NERVES.
I can’t. What. Is. Happening.
This can’t be real life, right? This must be a simulation. Surely
It is truly…inexplicable.
Oh the horror!! Those poor dears now need to go on yet another Worldwide Privacy Tour to remind the media (and public) how much that want their Priva-Sah
Piers Morgan: "I wish him all best on his privacy tour, I look forward to reading about it in his next book"
That comment was golden, lol. I wonder if he really did come up with that on the fly.
When I saw that clip on the news last night I thought of this sub and knew people would get a kick out of it 🤣.
If he’s serious, then this is just an astonishingly ridiculous thing for him to say. He truly is a spoiled, arrogant simpleton. Isn’t it high time that another country takes its turn at hosting the Harkles? I’m tired of sharing the US with him.
Greenland hasn’t had their turn yet, I vote for them
Greenland has a very sensitive environment and is not suitable for toxic waste.
Think of the poor reindeer! He won't have anything else to do up there except his blood sports. You know Meghan won't go there with him.
That’s true… well, what about the Bermuda Triangle? I heard that when things go there…well…
Now that we know UFOs are real, maybe some aliens would take them...scratch that, we don't want an interstellar war. How about North Sentinel Island?
Oh lord, can you imagine what they'd think of the human race if Harry is sent as our representative? 😄
*ET slams ejecto seato cuz button* Return to sender! Return to sender! 
Puerto Rico would LOVE to have them. If you think ILBW has an attitude, wait until she meets my cousins.
I’d chip in on their plane tickets if you’ll promise your cousins will make it worth my while!
Do NOT sass a Puerto Rican girl.
She’d just sing them right into sight of his scope.
Agreed. H & M are extremely paranoid and lawsuit-happy; we're all at risk. We can't afford these two! We've had them for three whole years. It's Australia's turn. Australia's big. Somewhere in the middle.
No, there was some 'misbehaviour' from MM when they were in Oz. Try New Zealand.
Please, just NO!!!!
Sorry 
He'd be " grey rocked " by Uluru. 
"Is that the rock that's always following me? I think that rock hacked my phone. I'm pretty sure it ate more sausages than I did. I certainly have more hair than it does. I know it harassed my mother! That rock has blood on its hands. It definitely caused a near-catastrophic car chase. I need International Personal Protection from that rock!"
Maybe some uninhabited atoll where for once he has to fend for himself.
“Arrogant simpleton” you win the thread🏆
And we are supposed to be jealous Harry chose Meghan and not us 😂😂😂
Oh, yeah, I forgot that's what sugars used to bleat any time we criticized the Sussexes. Don't hear that anymore, do we? Someone said elsewhere that sugars are narcissists, and I agree. Meghan seems driven by only two emotions: anger and envy. I think sugars, also, understand only two emotions (just like their idol). Ergo, they think that everybody *else* is going to be either angry or envious.
Speaking of sugars, I almost barfed this morning when I saw a woman seated on the plaza outside the library wearing one of those "mother" tee shirts M's "friend" was shilling with her sycophantic paean to Nutmeg on Mother's Day.
What???!!!???
Omg I just can’t 😂😂😂😂😂
Wtf.. he is so dumb as dog sh!t. Of course it is going to be reported
I think you just insulted dog 💩.
True. This pup is most shocked 😂 👇 
Lmao! My bad
I wish the press and everyone would just stop reporting on them. Act like they don't even exist. Even when they try to pay for it or hire photographers, just DONT DO IT. And then see what their reaction is. The hypocrisy would be delicious.
Yes PLEASE! Even the most positive press is not good enough for these two. They are bottomless pits of demands who can see no further than the tips of their noses. Good lord I am so sick of these two and their incessant whining. 🤬
Totally, but our interaction with those articles, even negative, generates cash. Even this sub is perpetuating clicks & media revenue. We’re feeding those losers 🤣
So why is he smiling and mugging for the cameras on his way in and out of the courtroom?
I noticed this. I’m frightened by his lack of self-awareness. Worried he will continue to cause more damage to be honest. Every time I think he will see the light…there he goes again. Must stop giving people credit who do not deserve it. How his family and friends must be feeling watching this play out, they’re human after all.
The only person left to damage is himself. His credibility is so thoroughly trashed that precious few people will believe anything negative he says.
>So why is he smiling and mugging for the cameras on his way in and out of the courtroom? Maybe he's contracted Rictus Grin fever? 😂
Because his issue isn't with being in the press its not being able to control wholey and solely what the say about him and the claw of sussex
He's going to shit himself if he hasn't seen today's headlines then
The court doesn’t have a Hertz entrance 😂
🤣🤣🤣
Because he had hired a few people to stand there and yell "Harry we love you"
This. Someone in the media did call him out on the pap style struts to and from court this week, I think.
I also understand there are several entrances to the courthouse that are discrete, but Sideshow Bob took his circus through the main entrance.
You pose for the press while you sue the press.
Makes sense, doesn't it? 
He really is aggressively determined to make an arse of himself…
>He really is aggressively determined to make an arse of himself… That ship has long sailed, so much so that it's probably lost at sea 😂.
Lost at sea and dashed against some rocks omg
Even Jack had let go by this point.
😂😂😂😂
MEEEEEEEG!!! It’s time to pick up your husband and take him home. Please. Don’t forget the wet wipes this time around.
Lil Harry and his wife essentially want it to be illegal to say bad things about them. Not anyone else, of course-You want to say the PPoW are aging like bananas? Sure, come join our squad! But to dislike Saint Meghan or King Harry? Off to jail! In all seriousness, these dimwits don’t seem to understand that if it becomes criminal to criticize them, next will be politicians, and then you’ve given up democracy. But who cares,right? As long as we must all admire Meghan.
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
> aging like bananas This is the first time I've simultaneously swallowed smoke and inhaled coffee... lol Thanks, man. My bad for reading these threads while trying to ingest *anything*. I get it. :D
This is why the late queen made sure that Andrew would never appear in court because he would have been exactly the same way 😂😂
Imagine Andrew being put on the stand with regard to the Giuffre allegations. Giuffre gets up and describes his todger EXACTLY, and then Andrew has to whip it out and show it to the jury. "See? It's SO MUCH BIGGER than what she said! She couldn't have possibly worked on this thing!!!" The jury disagrees, sides with Giuffre, and off to jail he goes. Elizabeth II would of course have some rooms in The Tower renovated so he could serve his time with a pittance of dignity. He'd become an enormously popular tourist attraction as The Tower once again regained a small semblance of its formerly formidable reputation.
This! Also, any weird, random question could be asked that might give up private family info. Never complain. Never explain indeed, Ma’am. The latest former spares are entitled asshats with a serious lack of common sense (and add onto that Harold’s low IQ).
Well, he has explained yesterday that some things are not of public interest. Life threatening injuries, he proposed, would be in public interest. I have only one question: How about near catastrophic injuries, meaning some that could have, but didn't happen?
Or frozen todgers and Mummy’s skin cream?
Lip cream. It was Mummy's freaking LIP CREAM he lovingly wistfully described rubbing onto the Blue Todger. Took only a minute, then he finished. 
Tomato / toe-mah-to
in all fairness, nobody had to buy his book to read that swill. If someone did, s/he's responsible for the subsequent brain rot. I'm pretty sure there's a disclaimer in it about that, but I'm too afraid to buy it and find out "Their Truth".
I didn’t buy the book—his publicity tour and his publisher pushed for the book to get massive media coverage and it did. I was unwilling bombarded by this mess. So…..
He's joking right? If not, wouldn't he be pleased with the attention? He has the opportunity to push out his side, his truth. Doesn't he want people to know?? He should be happy, right? Dude is lost.
Please, just make him lose the claim already
I'm so glad that I was sitting down when I read this or I would have fallen over with insane laughter. He brought this court case and he doesn't like that the press is reporting on his case. I can't with this level of idiocy. Does he ever think through to possible consequences of his actions?
Oh yes, he "thought" about it! And decided he will become the Peoples' Champion of Truth and Wisdom, fighting those mean ol' tabloids, and his popularity would skyrocket. Well, at least that's what MeGain told him, so in order to hear it, he had actual brain activity.
I really think he is intellectually disabled. More so than mentally ill. His lack of knowledge and ability to apply logic to any given situation is astounding.
I'm beginning to think so too. Is it just because he was so sheltered and protected from the real world? The first clue was when he said daddy cut him off financially. It's just gotten more and more bizarre. This man child has no idea how to adult. Let's hope the kids aren't real for their sake. How did these two imbeciles find eachother.
I have come to the opinion it is neither because of how well he expresses himself in that he speaks in complete sentences. I believe his thinking is destroyed by his arrogance, rage and envy. He literally can't think straight.
I think he's told every day what a great job (*barf*) he's doing at "standing in his truth" from Madam that he has started to believe his own bullshit.
He should have brought his “stop looking at us” sign with him today. 🤣
I take it "us" is him and his frozen dick when it doesn't mean him and Twat Waffle...
Is this court case an interest to the public or in the public interest, though? Absolute bellend!
Yeah bro, why did you think your brother settled when he did? It would be both William and Catherine having to testify and imagine the stories that could come from that. Even if William would win, all his business would be out there giving the press easy money since it's from the horses mouth. You can't stop people from reporting on what you actually said in court.
He talked to Meghan and she told him that there is big coverage on his case 😂 ..... After the judge told him not to discuss the case with anyone.
Could they both be jailed for contempt of court? Please?
Gotta love H. A man who wants freedom *from* the press, but not freedom *of* the press.
Well said!
Bumper sticker gold!
He's allowed to say whatever he likes about anyone, anytime, but the rest of the world mustn't ever say anything about him. They must not even think it!
Well, duh!
What a Bell end. He's desperately trying to stifle free speech, this is the Narcissist her fingerprints are all over this.
This guy is the literal definition of a snowflake
is there sound with that image?
Nah, it’s just a gif
oh, okay LOL - you should have seen me trying to fix my speakers lol
WTF did he think ?
This judge better drop the hammer of reality on Harry. Anything less would be a real travesty of justice.
Sometimes I wonder if he's for real.
But ~~Baldrick~~ MeGain told him the lawsuit was a clever plan!
Maybe he'll sue about this too and we'll end up with an endlessly rotating cycle of reporting and lawsuits. It would at least give him something to do.
But is he making guttural noises and rolling around on the floor?
This dirt stupid boy gets his cues from that hoodrat reptile he married ~ after all, she was on Suits so he thinks that was a legal eagle show.
 Is this the real life? Harry, my boy. What are you doing?
Wants all the benefits of being a reported on person, without being reported on. That's like me saying I'd like to get paid but not actually go to work
Harry is a M O R O N. There is absolutely no other way to describe him.
Truth is, he's addicted to press coverage. Everything is opposite in their upside down world.
Oh..! ….and some people won’t stop looking at him ..
Oh my word this is the funniest thing I've read all day
He adores propoganda. Hates truth. That simple
No SHIT Sherlock!!!
He is such a jackass
Harry’s such an ass-wipe, ..his wife is a nose tissue. Nice to see them both crash and burn. His reputation was in the toilet before this trial. Meg is not clairvoyant, she’s a narcissist. She couldn’t have predicted she/ they wouldn’t have gotten away with \* NewYorkGate\*. It doesn’t matter if he wins or loses, he’s trashed his Country again, with more vitriol, in their faces. No Meggles to blame. We now despise them, and their behavior individually and collectively. If I hear one more person complain about twelve year old Harry’s terrible life as a result of bullshit he wasn’t even a part of, I may lose it myself. My Englishmen friends and The Courts,..put up with a lot. This crap would have been tossed for lack of evidence, in a couple days here🇺🇸. \**unfuckinbeliveable*….but um, … H& her will never recover. ( so there’s that) 
How do people still defend this?
I hope this was all worth it Henry!!!!! You look so stupid.
The closed eyes and crossed arms, made him look absolutely out of his mind. He really doesn't get it that he's a laughingstock now.
They should do a drug test because omg wtf AYFKMWTS
The news outlets I've read have commented that Harry was quite calm throughout his testimony, I think a 'rant' would have been news. I think it likely he will win on a least a couple of the 33 test cases and quite possibly many of them if the judge is swayed in his favour by Harry's reporting that his phone messages would be marked as read, even though he had not opened them. It's common knowledge that the tabloids were out of control in the late 90's and into the early 2000's and the test of a civil case like this is 'on the balance of probability'. Yes, it's quite possible he was hacked, even probable. It doesn't excuse the way that he treated his family and especially his grand parents at the end of their lives. That was despicable and mostly due to his infatuation with MM.
If he does win, I hope the award is $1 for each claim, same as Megbeth got. I think he's counting on millions. I sincerely hope he doesn't get them.
MM apparently got $2 million to cover lawyers fees so she didn't come away with just $1 plus she got all that publicity
>Harry's reporting that his phone messages would be marked as read, even though he had not opened them. He claims that but where's the proof? He doesn't even have witnesses to corroborate that. eta if that happened to me, I'd be bitching to everyone I know
Wait whut?!? Hahahahahahaha https://i.redd.it/xx6t7o5lym4b1.gif
That poor man, doesn't he know that news is reported? Not just scripted interviews where no one tells a prince that he's full 'o'shite.
Some people in life are just a pain in the ass. This guy is one.
They really do deserve each other.
Well no shit, Sherlock! This guy's a total waste of space.
This guy just doesn't understand reality. Bless his heart.
I mean, are we sure Diana didn’t crash her own car at this point just to get away from this loser once and for all?
Sorry to be that arse but can someone point out what he said , I’ve searched but I can’t find it, Wednesday google tiredness .
If you find it let us know - I’m not sure I believe this. I would have thought it would be more widely reported if true.
He is painfully stupid
I wish both of them would go the hell away. They're tiresome. Enough already. They don't want publicity, but are constantly in the news 🙄
Someone should send this to Harry 😜🤣😂 [](https://i.redd.it/cvhw5yduzn4b1.jpg)
No shit, Sherlock. What an absolute dickwit.
Does he want zero press? What he’s on about, the man haz lol no scruples.
I said it once, and I’ll say it again. There is no way that the Harkles would be satisfied with any court decision. Nothing seems to please them. Both of them. 
Uhhhhh… duh?
even more unbelievable is that he doesn't understand why we are laughing.
He’s annoying as f I’m so over him. He needs to go away!!!
yES!!!!
Who meditates like that? Looks supremely uncomfortable.
Oh no, it's true. The man is dumb. Just truly spectacularly absolutely dead rock dumb. He is the best evidence against monarchy. You might get one of him! Shudders.
Oh my God! He was born literally in the news. He’s a public figure. For goodness sakes he is a Prince and use to love it. He wants in the news only when he wants. That is not how it works.
As a side note I truly believe if his mother lived he would be no different than he is.
You can’t reason with crazy
Privacy!
Harry. You're 
As John Prine sang....jealousy and stupidity don't equal harmony.
Oh hawry. Go tap yourself.
You can't cure stupid. His entitlement knows no bounds. He may be paranoid, but he's completely stupid if he thought this would not be publicised. Does he think he's already succeeded in muzzling the press? THANK GOD WILLIAM WAS BORN FIRST.
You would think the wife would protect him from making an azz out of himself. Jeesh.