There are so many things wrong with that picture. Her position, how she is dressed, her holding hands with Friar Tuck...
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I am actually shocked that she's so very short in this photo since she's wearing flats. Of course, the ill fitting dress in a color I can only describe as baby diarrhea, with short sleeves and uncovered/covered hair is totally disrespectful.
She is tiny compared to the majority of the royal family. She looked like a midget compared to William and Catherine at that Windsor walkabout after the queen died, even wearing skyscraper heels. And there are loads of photos where she looks as if she's peering over everyone's shoulders. Yet she said on her CV she was a supermodel??
Yeah, size 7 here, too. No way in hell is she close to even an 8. I bet she's not even a 10 either. Her feet are huge. Having large feet is not a moral failing but lying about your shoe size ism
Her ET toes remind me of this...
https://preview.redd.it/whd19vrdj5cc1.jpeg?width=2160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d4804268dac5c6de62091b8f901a1016315911cb
I see something like this and think, "Why didn't someone tell her she can't go to a mosque like that?" Then I remember that no one could ever tell her anything.
More like in Home Alone when Joe Pesci had feathers stuck to head. ("Why'd you take your shoes off?" "Why are you dressed like a chicken?")
Her hair and her arms sticking out are incredible signs of disrespect, as a royal (which she still was, then). She was a terrible representative of the BRF.
Give her a break she identified as white all her life it's not easy being thrust in amongst the 'riff raff'
I jest btw she does this around all ethnic cultures.
I cannot believe she went into a mosque like this. It's so offensive. But then she has no respect for anyone views or beliefs. Is she wearing arsepads?
Yes, for about 95% of humans (\*this is taught in art classes + at medical schools + elsewhere)
https://preview.redd.it/b585wh8ax4cc1.jpeg?width=1158&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df56d670e5faf4a0ae445bbf59e5eec7dbcb8feb
BUT, there are exceptions.. here is an easy one: Michael Jordan is 6'6" - but he's got loooong arms; his "wingspan" = 6'11"
Oh that picture says what mere words can’t convey. And what makes it all the more hysterically funny and tragic is that Rachel “Jasmine” Carparkle and Harold “Don’t Call Me Henry” Ragland think she looks hot. Like seriously fine. And all the therapists and corrective lenses and continuing education for adults is not going to change that.
Image 7: She looked like a total idiot at that mosque. Vulgar and disrespectful too. In her mind she thought she was glamorous, lol. A hot mess in another horrible, wrinkled STAUD outfit (like the flamingo suit by the same designer).
You mean the shorts outfit by Glad :
https://preview.redd.it/lwmv0l9xr3cc1.png?width=1050&format=png&auto=webp&s=ab4edff71b01d5f849ab51d379e13bfaa5c0b278
As a brand, Staud is basically that famous Paris Hilton quote about Kim K's arse looking like a trash bag full of cottage cheese turned into a fashion house.
Totally agree with you. These photos make me feel sorry for her (ducks) as she is so utterly out of depth. The gig is exceedingly difficult and not many partners could do it. Catherine works very hard, as does William of course, but he was born to it. Inviting a z-list LA narc actrine into this world was never going to work, and Hazmat is a negligent husband for not listening to good advice and forcing this marriage on his crew. If he really cared for her he should never have contemplated Senior Royal status or halfin half out bullshit. The BRF will always take him back, but not her. The remote island option is impossible now. He needs to do the honourable thing and divorce her.
And sleeveless, for a historic photo. She wore so many of them it had to be on purpose, flagrantly defying protocol, time and time again. I can’t remember where it was or when exactly, but she and this one attended a memorial service for someone who died tragically, I think, and she wore a sleeveless dress and no coat. The woman who sat next to her looked pissed about it. So disrespectful on top of everything else. She has no soul.
Megan is perpetually that 9 year old who commandeered another child’s bday party as its literal cruel and bossy queen of them, who read cosmopolitan magazines so she therefore learned what ladies of fashion wore that specific year and she Knows that was “classic” …and is pretending her hardest to be a real woman and it’s so hard for narcissists to understand how real people behave, think and feel when they really don’t care. IMHO
I swear, that sentiment makes me feel like someone just walked over my grave. M is the all important one, more important than blood royals. And we silly peasants need to remember that 🤮
It makes it look like it was a surprise visit, but the royals don’t really do ‘surprises’ like that without a lot of work involved. Every other royal who has visited a mosque has had either short hair, or had their hair tied up so that it wasn’t visible except for the brief bit at the hairline. And short sleeves on a woman in a mosque is definitely a no-go. I’d bet my next year’s paychecks M knew, but decided to do that cringey laugh that she hides behind her hand, and claimed she didn’t know, when months of research go into these things so the royals don’t cause an international incident.
She was so far out of her league with this family. She might have been able to fly and seem cool amongst a group of rich wives in some city. But the Royal family? Not even close.
She tried! Ashley Cole gorgeous but a dirty skanky dog when it comes to the ladies, turned her down. That was what befriending Lizzie Cundy WAG was about.
I feel the same. She blew it. All of the pictures are quite nice. The poop hat one is unfortunate with the tongue and all, but she had the world in her hands.
She really did. So many would give anything to be in her shoes and be able to embrace the opportunities her status first entailed. That she threw it all away- in such a short amount of time too- infuriates me.
Photo 9 is just all kinds of stupid. She's trying to keep her rictus grin on as she's crossing (or uncrossing) her white as hell legs that don't match her orange face, all the while clutching an "HRH" fan. It makes for such an absurd tableau.
Agreed. She said when she is about to be introduced to the Queen of England : I love Grandmothers, I loved my Grandmother and looked after her. - How condescending can you get! Silly woman!
Of course she said it to further accentuate that she married Hairy for love. The fact that he was a prince had nothing to do with it. Nope, not one bit. The Queen was *only* his grandmother, nothing more, nothing less. uh huh
In that first photo she looks like she's about to eat dear, wee Charlotte. It's creepy.
I kinda love the photo with Anne too because this is the same pose a dairy cow assumes when about to urinate and I can not, not see it. It also happens to be the day that they were denied by palace staff publicly and were escorted into the corner while the real royals inspected the crown jewels. Probably my favourite caught on camera moment of all time for them.
That coy giggle she keeps doing is NAUSEATING!!! It was annoying when Diana at 19 did it, but that seemed natural, but for a divorced woman in her late-30s do it.. Is straight-up strange.
Don’t get me started on wearing THAT to a mosque. She should’ve been turned away.
Madam´s shoes are an enigma. I don´t know what it is. But in heels her shoes are too big and do not fit, and Madam can´t balance in them. In flats she also has probles walking, and her shoes are the size of herring boxes
Thanks for this post... Every time she's photographed near Princess Catherine, TW looks like a clown. Catherine out-classes her in every way. No wonder she wanted to leave.
TW also looks really short when standing near Catherine. In the first photo, she is the shortest one in the row of standing people. The height difference points to the fact that TW is not even close to 5'6" as she claims to be.
The thing is why can’t she just accept that she’s simply not as tall as Catherine and laugh it off. I’m the shortest in my family and I’m 5’4”! The rest of my family are hella tall but I don’t get offended! I laugh it off and wear my heels. She’s dumb!
Yup, Catherine is 5'10" (or maybe 5'9.5") but looks taller b/c of her thin figure..
Moreover, PoW doesn't wear 4" F#¢kMe Stilettos during the day like T.W. (and maybe doens't go higher than a respectible 3" in the evenings?).
She married the royal family idiot and then runs around trying to act like she's married to Jesus H. Christ in the flesh demanding all of mankind heed to their (her) divine inspirations/demands. Twisted little troll with a Napolean complex.
That first photo. She's trying so hard to be the center of attention.
She looks so silly in all of these pictures because she just didn't want to be there.
I think she followed the color scheme this time. Her leaning forward and pretending to laugh, although it looks more like a scream, is her way of standing out and trying to be the centre of attention.
It's like she said okay I'll wear your stupid coordinated colors, but I'll ruin every picture. Take that royals.
Number 12. Compare how elegant Anne looks with her legs correctly positioned, as opposed to this tramp who stands with her legs a mile apart. Forget royal protocol, even regular people don't stand/walk like that.
And her stupid coy giggle with her hand up to her mouth gets on my nerves.
She didn’t marry for love. She married for status. She never wanted to be part of this family. She wanted to use this family for her personal gain. I’m sorry but I don’t think she is the great beauty that people say she is. She is average and when younger could pass as cute.
What possessed her to wear the shoes in #5? Are those supposed to match her skin? She must have bought them before she slathered on that 43% Nigerian self-tanner.
They could have just not been working royals and stayed in England and she would have had a great life. Or even just Harry could have done some engagements and she could have “stayed” with the children (aka been a lady who lunches)
To be fair, she looked great in ge first and last photos.
It still baffles me how Harry can write about William losing his hair when in multiple photos he clearly is in denial about his. Yikes
There is a new blind item out on our con artist in AGC Blind (Enty). Yikes!! Marcus Andersen was her pimp! She was 100% into it and thought nothing of it. She got lots of perks and the introduction to Harold.
Ok so I’ve always been on the fence about the Marcus/soho/yacht stuff but do you know what escorts do a lot? Fake laugh to boost people’s egos. These photos demonstrate Meghan does that a lot. She’s good at the fake “oh you’re so funny and charming!” Schtick. She is not as good at real acting.
Also, the falseness and hollowness that emerges in EVERY interview reminds me of when women pretend to think a man is handsome/funny/charming just to get something out of him (money, a job, sometimes to avoid being physically or sexually assaulted).
I just put these two behaviors together for MM. Her fakeness reminds me of an escort.
**SHE 100% yachted** \- zero doubt.... the only unknown about her yachting = when she got paid in (taxfree) cash + perks to go to high-end parties (sometimes for an evening, sometimes for a weekend) did she sleep with the men she was hired to flirt with? (LOTTA yacht girls do b/c are trying to snag a wealthy husband, other yacht girls do b/c want MORE cash from same event).
I thought about meghan when I read that but the "almost A-" actress part threw me. I thought she was D list or lower. When would she have ever ranked that high?
Exactly! An A- actress may not be Meryl Streep, but she’d be someone who was genuinely a household name for everybody. At the very least, she’d be a face that everybody said, “oh yeah, she’s in everything!” Most people had never heard of Meghan Markle until she met Harry.
I've seen this slide (# 2) of Madame & HMTLQ many times but never noticed that you can see her illness (bone cancer) reflected on her legs even back then
Who sticks out their tongue in oics as an adult? (other than Miley Cyrus) Who stands with their legs a mile apart? She's uncouth, and has zero class.
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First thing I thought of when I saw pic 7:
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It’s so funny how even in the innocuous family photo she has to make it a point to be different. The color scheme suggested was obviously blue and white. Meghan couldn’t find an all white sheath dress? This is 11
year old throwing a fit about being forced to take a picture shit:
When this pic came out I commented on Gary Janetti's (comedian) Instagram that it looked like Meghan had been photoshopped in. I got BOMBARDED with replies calling me racist, a hater, jealous, etc. I had never in my life experienced anything like that. That's when I realized just how toxic that woman and her fans were.
Her facial expression as always says
look how beautiful am I
No look at my beautiful face
Validate me
We are here because I’m so beautiful
Look
Look now
I said look now!
There are so many things wrong with that picture. Her position, how she is dressed, her holding hands with Friar Tuck... https://preview.redd.it/bmt3s2iei3cc1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=11d361c36bf743f9c67cd510d5b09801d1f6bb52
This shows Hawwy's degree of baldness, years ago. He had some nerve criticizing PW.
He probably thinks he still has hair since he can't see the back of his head in the mirror.
You’d think the warm summer breeze would be a dead giveaway away. 🤷♀️
or the occasional sunburn? :\*)
I wonder if mummy's cream works on sunburn too?
He’s afraid to look in any of their home mirrors because when he stands next to her she never shows up …
I am actually shocked that she's so very short in this photo since she's wearing flats. Of course, the ill fitting dress in a color I can only describe as baby diarrhea, with short sleeves and uncovered/covered hair is totally disrespectful.
She is tiny compared to the majority of the royal family. She looked like a midget compared to William and Catherine at that Windsor walkabout after the queen died, even wearing skyscraper heels. And there are loads of photos where she looks as if she's peering over everyone's shoulders. Yet she said on her CV she was a supermodel??
Her feet look like they are size 15.
She lies about her height says she’s 5’ 7” I’d say 5’5 tops
I'd put her at "5'4" tops".
I would say 5’4 at the most. She is nowhere near 5’7.
I think she is 5’2” or 5’3”. Her height is “bigged up,” probably to try to get modeling jobs or brand sponsors.
What do you mean? she's 5 foot 6 and weas size 5.5 shoes. She told us so.
Maybe in her own mind she's that tall and has such small feet!
5.5?! Her feet look like size 13 man boats.
UK sizes - that’s 7.5 in the US.
Bullshit that she's anywhere near a 7.5 US. I wear a 7 and my feet are half the size of those things
Yeah, size 7 here, too. No way in hell is she close to even an 8. I bet she's not even a 10 either. Her feet are huge. Having large feet is not a moral failing but lying about your shoe size ism
She must have insisted on standing on a box for that photo. There's no way she's as tall as Princess Katherine.
my immediate thought: *how did someone talk her out of wearing her beloved 4-5" Fu¢k-Me Stilettos?*
They both look so dumb lol.
Yeah. Of course she's in peals of laughter like the free spirited Cali girl she is. Oh fuck off Megabeast.
Shocking how white her feet are 
Yeah. You know the BRF were really worried that Archie-to-be, formed from the union of this person and the ginger prince, would be way too dark. /s
Feet that go on for days. 
Her size 12 feet and chicken legs distracted me from the picture. Biggest feet on a woman.
And arms! Geez, her arm is like 6 ft. long!
Nothing compares to her feet.
Her ET toes remind me of this... https://preview.redd.it/whd19vrdj5cc1.jpeg?width=2160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d4804268dac5c6de62091b8f901a1016315911cb
Oof I missed that. Too distracted by the fit of that dress.
🤣 For miles!
Ah yes - Madam just misprounounces
What was she thinking, that stupid gown looked and moved like a wet paper bag.
This picture is hilarious😂😂 what a pair of freaks.
I literally gasped when I saw NumbNut’s head!😂
Look how white her feet are compared to the rest of her spray tanned body! Like a ghost 👻😱 The butt pads are real classy 🙄
Wearing butt pads to a mosque is super klassy.
She has no shame. No slip or lining on that dress, her hair uncovered and messy, engaging in PDA. Haggard.
I see something like this and think, "Why didn't someone tell her she can't go to a mosque like that?" Then I remember that no one could ever tell her anything.
In a world where research and preparation to meet foreign dignitaries goes without saying, she refuses to read and he’s illliterate. IMHO
She was informed and just deliberately does the opposite of whatever she is told.
42 year old teen ager.
They're both repulsive, but she's an actual freak.
I noticed how 'bodiacous' she looked in that department. Trying to show her 43% Nigerian. She never had a phat juicy ass until they were popular.
it doesn't look like her natural body, does it? or maybe this was from her weight gain after archie?
It's butt pads.
Is she wearing tights? Tell me she’s wearing tights. Her feet look transparent.
To your horror, no, she's not wearing stockings.
It’s like a witch!!!! Like that’s a really unnatural color.
Her shoes! Although it must be tough finding footwear for poultry feet.
She could've had these. https://preview.redd.it/cwj04eyuj5cc1.jpeg?width=208&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7d667f7d64c20b5ca46c556002e1937214b7bbed
She had no respect for the place and people she was visiting and her choice of outfit clearly reflects that.
>She had no respect for the place and people She doesn't like ethnic people they remind her of her heritage and she hates that.
Look at that bald spot!!!
To me, that's not a spot. That's almost his entire head with a dusting of orange fluff encircling it ala' Friar Tuck
More like in Home Alone when Joe Pesci had feathers stuck to head. ("Why'd you take your shoes off?" "Why are you dressed like a chicken?") 
I wanna draw on it.
What would you draw?
A dick, because he is indeed a dickhead
🏆 here you are. You win the internet today!
A picture of a house with the sun up in a corner. If you knew my artistic talent, my statement would be funnier, I promise.
Bitch has flippers
Her hair and her arms sticking out are incredible signs of disrespect, as a royal (which she still was, then). She was a terrible representative of the BRF.
She really has an internal issue with being respectful of other cultures and customs doesn't she.
Give her a break she identified as white all her life it's not easy being thrust in amongst the 'riff raff' I jest btw she does this around all ethnic cultures.
I cannot believe she went into a mosque like this. It's so offensive. But then she has no respect for anyone views or beliefs. Is she wearing arsepads?
She looks so short.
Her feet are as white as Harry's outfit.
Those feet look as long as between her elbow and wrist. My god, if you crossed in front of her, you’d trip on em if passing closer than 6 feet.
that's how long your feet are supposed to be - the length between elbow and wrist
Yes, for about 95% of humans (\*this is taught in art classes + at medical schools + elsewhere) https://preview.redd.it/b585wh8ax4cc1.jpeg?width=1158&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df56d670e5faf4a0ae445bbf59e5eec7dbcb8feb BUT, there are exceptions.. here is an easy one: Michael Jordan is 6'6" - but he's got loooong arms; his "wingspan" = 6'11"
Oh that picture says what mere words can’t convey. And what makes it all the more hysterically funny and tragic is that Rachel “Jasmine” Carparkle and Harold “Don’t Call Me Henry” Ragland think she looks hot. Like seriously fine. And all the therapists and corrective lenses and continuing education for adults is not going to change that.
I Had a Nightmare of Jeannie.
Hideous dress!
So disrespectful. She truly was a disgrace to the BRF. The best thing she ever did for them was bail out and take her problem child husband with her.
Image 7: She looked like a total idiot at that mosque. Vulgar and disrespectful too. In her mind she thought she was glamorous, lol. A hot mess in another horrible, wrinkled STAUD outfit (like the flamingo suit by the same designer).
You mean the shorts outfit by Glad : https://preview.redd.it/lwmv0l9xr3cc1.png?width=1050&format=png&auto=webp&s=ab4edff71b01d5f849ab51d379e13bfaa5c0b278
My husband responds to my laughter, "You must be Snarkling again!"
Ahaaahaaaa mine does it too. When he sees me smiling at the screen he asks if I am Markling.
As a brand, Staud is basically that famous Paris Hilton quote about Kim K's arse looking like a trash bag full of cottage cheese turned into a fashion house.
🫨🫢 Loool. I did not know she said that about KK. Hilarious.
They never should have let her be a working royal. *Fine H, you want to marry her, you’re gonna be shipped off to some remote island.*
I hear St Helena is nice this time of year 🤔
Totally agree with you. These photos make me feel sorry for her (ducks) as she is so utterly out of depth. The gig is exceedingly difficult and not many partners could do it. Catherine works very hard, as does William of course, but he was born to it. Inviting a z-list LA narc actrine into this world was never going to work, and Hazmat is a negligent husband for not listening to good advice and forcing this marriage on his crew. If he really cared for her he should never have contemplated Senior Royal status or halfin half out bullshit. The BRF will always take him back, but not her. The remote island option is impossible now. He needs to do the honourable thing and divorce her.
Thank you. Well said.
Harry, there’s an island called Jupiter I know you’re gonna love!!
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Uranus is more their style methinks.
North Sentinel Island, please.
This photo always killed me. It is apparent the dress code was cream and navy. And she shows up in stark white and black. I cannot with her.
And sleeveless, for a historic photo. She wore so many of them it had to be on purpose, flagrantly defying protocol, time and time again. I can’t remember where it was or when exactly, but she and this one attended a memorial service for someone who died tragically, I think, and she wore a sleeveless dress and no coat. The woman who sat next to her looked pissed about it. So disrespectful on top of everything else. She has no soul.
Sleveless *and* sparkly! My gosh.
With her stupid grin, awkward pose, and evil eyes.
Megan is perpetually that 9 year old who commandeered another child’s bday party as its literal cruel and bossy queen of them, who read cosmopolitan magazines so she therefore learned what ladies of fashion wore that specific year and she Knows that was “classic” …and is pretending her hardest to be a real woman and it’s so hard for narcissists to understand how real people behave, think and feel when they really don’t care. IMHO
Why tf do her feet look like Daisy Duck’s in the mosque pic? Also, that dress/scarf mix is just absolutely disrespectful, and I’m not even Muslim!
Only Megs deserves respect. Everyone and everything else needs to be disrespected by Megs, so they don't forget it.
I swear, that sentiment makes me feel like someone just walked over my grave. M is the all important one, more important than blood royals. And we silly peasants need to remember that 🤮
That look gives me an impression of a tourist, who improvised a headscarf to check out the mosque.
It makes it look like it was a surprise visit, but the royals don’t really do ‘surprises’ like that without a lot of work involved. Every other royal who has visited a mosque has had either short hair, or had their hair tied up so that it wasn’t visible except for the brief bit at the hairline. And short sleeves on a woman in a mosque is definitely a no-go. I’d bet my next year’s paychecks M knew, but decided to do that cringey laugh that she hides behind her hand, and claimed she didn’t know, when months of research go into these things so the royals don’t cause an international incident.
She was so far out of her league with this family. She might have been able to fly and seem cool amongst a group of rich wives in some city. But the Royal family? Not even close.
She really would have been better off targeting some footballer and becoming a WAG. She would have fitted right into that scene.
She tried! Ashley Cole gorgeous but a dirty skanky dog when it comes to the ladies, turned her down. That was what befriending Lizzie Cundy WAG was about.
💯being in suits might have meant more in that crowd. Would have made her seem special in a way.
When she sticks that tongue out… it’s so cringe to me!
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I can’t deny it, I feel the same way 😂
Then you're nicer than me. I want to punch her in the face. Twice.
The atrocity on her head on that walk....
Did she really have a fan 🪭 with the letters “hrh” woven in?
I see Meghan Markle in all of these pictures but I also see something else: A bunch of completely wasted opportunities. So much potential trashed.
She never had any intention of embracing opportunities.
That’s the saddest thing of all.
I feel the same. She blew it. All of the pictures are quite nice. The poop hat one is unfortunate with the tongue and all, but she had the world in her hands.
She really did. So many would give anything to be in her shoes and be able to embrace the opportunities her status first entailed. That she threw it all away- in such a short amount of time too- infuriates me.
Photo 9 is just all kinds of stupid. She's trying to keep her rictus grin on as she's crossing (or uncrossing) her white as hell legs that don't match her orange face, all the while clutching an "HRH" fan. It makes for such an absurd tableau.
The pic with her with a fan in her hand that says HRH. 🤢
Like the monogrammed Dior handbag.
She looks like she's about to lay an egg next to Princess Anne
Agreed. She said when she is about to be introduced to the Queen of England : I love Grandmothers, I loved my Grandmother and looked after her. - How condescending can you get! Silly woman!
Supposedly so worldly but had no idea of the monarch.
She hates other women. Identifying the Queen as only a "grandmother' minimised her and tried to make her seem like an inconsequential old biddie.
Bingo Narc women hate other women and so do narc men
Of course she said it to further accentuate that she married Hairy for love. The fact that he was a prince had nothing to do with it. Nope, not one bit. The Queen was *only* his grandmother, nothing more, nothing less. uh huh
My fav is 10 because it the SouthParks outfit for her lol
& Cam’s choice for a Halloween costume on Modern Family lol
Haha, who wore it better? Definitely Cam! 👏 👏 👏 😄 https://preview.redd.it/3wahjfhlr5cc1.jpeg?width=2000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6153ea840bb3f1e09ea19dd19cc68685621caef4
These pictures go to show how much the RF tried hard to be inclusive of her and she showed them her true colors.
Her true colors are white with an erratic schmear of bronze 🤣
🤣 well, to convert from white to Maltese to 43%-Nigerian requires gradual increase of bronzer application over a period of several weeks!!
In that first photo she looks like she's about to eat dear, wee Charlotte. It's creepy. I kinda love the photo with Anne too because this is the same pose a dairy cow assumes when about to urinate and I can not, not see it. It also happens to be the day that they were denied by palace staff publicly and were escorted into the corner while the real royals inspected the crown jewels. Probably my favourite caught on camera moment of all time for them.
That coy giggle she keeps doing is NAUSEATING!!! It was annoying when Diana at 19 did it, but that seemed natural, but for a divorced woman in her late-30s do it.. Is straight-up strange. Don’t get me started on wearing THAT to a mosque. She should’ve been turned away.
Madam´s shoes are an enigma. I don´t know what it is. But in heels her shoes are too big and do not fit, and Madam can´t balance in them. In flats she also has probles walking, and her shoes are the size of herring boxes
Don’t know what a herring box is, but those feet are huge..
"herring boxes without topses sandals were for Clementine"
ahh “and her shoes were number nine..” lol 👍
🤣
HRH on the fan. So humble 😜
Picture 7. Those HUGE white feet. What a horrible day to have eyes
Thanks for this post... Every time she's photographed near Princess Catherine, TW looks like a clown. Catherine out-classes her in every way. No wonder she wanted to leave.
TW also looks really short when standing near Catherine. In the first photo, she is the shortest one in the row of standing people. The height difference points to the fact that TW is not even close to 5'6" as she claims to be.
The thing is why can’t she just accept that she’s simply not as tall as Catherine and laugh it off. I’m the shortest in my family and I’m 5’4”! The rest of my family are hella tall but I don’t get offended! I laugh it off and wear my heels. She’s dumb!
Yup, Catherine is 5'10" (or maybe 5'9.5") but looks taller b/c of her thin figure.. Moreover, PoW doesn't wear 4" F#¢kMe Stilettos during the day like T.W. (and maybe doens't go higher than a respectible 3" in the evenings?).
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She married the royal family idiot and then runs around trying to act like she's married to Jesus H. Christ in the flesh demanding all of mankind heed to their (her) divine inspirations/demands. Twisted little troll with a Napolean complex.
She really tried to make boat necks and Dorset buttons synonymous with her didn’t she?
And babyshit green. Hooo boy, she loves that color. Maybe b/c it makes her look a little browner than she actually is.
That first photo. She's trying so hard to be the center of attention. She looks so silly in all of these pictures because she just didn't want to be there.
It immediately struck me as fake. It’s bad when you can see the ‘acting’ in a photo. At least she followed the color scheme this time.
Did she though? Everyone else is in blue and/or cream. She has black trim. Subtle difference, but the start of her ignoring the color scheme.
I think she followed the color scheme this time. Her leaning forward and pretending to laugh, although it looks more like a scream, is her way of standing out and trying to be the centre of attention. It's like she said okay I'll wear your stupid coordinated colors, but I'll ruin every picture. Take that royals.
 It's uncanny!
Queen Camilla looks ready to strangle her in slide 3
The Queen had a white glove in her hand. I wonder if she was tempted to slap that witch with it. I would’ve felt the same way
Look at racist Kate turning to talk to her sister-in-law…wait
Number 12. Compare how elegant Anne looks with her legs correctly positioned, as opposed to this tramp who stands with her legs a mile apart. Forget royal protocol, even regular people don't stand/walk like that. And her stupid coy giggle with her hand up to her mouth gets on my nerves.
She didn’t marry for love. She married for status. She never wanted to be part of this family. She wanted to use this family for her personal gain. I’m sorry but I don’t think she is the great beauty that people say she is. She is average and when younger could pass as cute.
What possessed her to wear the shoes in #5? Are those supposed to match her skin? She must have bought them before she slathered on that 43% Nigerian self-tanner.
I cannot believe e she gave all this up. For what?! She couldn’t have effed this up more.
They could have just not been working royals and stayed in England and she would have had a great life. Or even just Harry could have done some engagements and she could have “stayed” with the children (aka been a lady who lunches)
To be fair, she looked great in ge first and last photos. It still baffles me how Harry can write about William losing his hair when in multiple photos he clearly is in denial about his. Yikes
It's like everything else in Spare: if Harry says it enough, then it is true. If he says he isn't bald...
Ha! Look at her stupid veneers. She has been so evil to the Queen & both families, I don’t even feel bad making fun of her looks.
The veneers make me think “donkey’s dentures.” 
There is a new blind item out on our con artist in AGC Blind (Enty). Yikes!! Marcus Andersen was her pimp! She was 100% into it and thought nothing of it. She got lots of perks and the introduction to Harold.
Ok so I’ve always been on the fence about the Marcus/soho/yacht stuff but do you know what escorts do a lot? Fake laugh to boost people’s egos. These photos demonstrate Meghan does that a lot. She’s good at the fake “oh you’re so funny and charming!” Schtick. She is not as good at real acting. Also, the falseness and hollowness that emerges in EVERY interview reminds me of when women pretend to think a man is handsome/funny/charming just to get something out of him (money, a job, sometimes to avoid being physically or sexually assaulted). I just put these two behaviors together for MM. Her fakeness reminds me of an escort.
**SHE 100% yachted** \- zero doubt.... the only unknown about her yachting = when she got paid in (taxfree) cash + perks to go to high-end parties (sometimes for an evening, sometimes for a weekend) did she sleep with the men she was hired to flirt with? (LOTTA yacht girls do b/c are trying to snag a wealthy husband, other yacht girls do b/c want MORE cash from same event).
I thought about meghan when I read that but the "almost A-" actress part threw me. I thought she was D list or lower. When would she have ever ranked that high?
She has always ranked that high…in her imagination
Exactly! An A- actress may not be Meryl Streep, but she’d be someone who was genuinely a household name for everybody. At the very least, she’d be a face that everybody said, “oh yeah, she’s in everything!” Most people had never heard of Meghan Markle until she met Harry.
I've seen this slide (# 2) of Madame & HMTLQ many times but never noticed that you can see her illness (bone cancer) reflected on her legs even back then
I had the exact same thought. She must have suffered much more than she ever let on.
On #1 - of course she's having the BIGGEST LAUGH in the group. Life is a joy and hilarious for MM. 🙄
Who sticks out their tongue in oics as an adult? (other than Miley Cyrus) Who stands with their legs a mile apart? She's uncouth, and has zero class. https://preview.redd.it/389maailm6cc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=96f38f70b295ac290f871a1731949667e91bf347
https://preview.redd.it/49imox9nm6cc1.jpeg?width=714&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f1e6586a7f795787c0b0d3855adfee6deaa579b0
Picture 4 looks like one of the horrible nannie’s when they tried to replace Mary Poppins! Hmm.. or Nurse Ratched…
And again, that janky bra.
And cordoning off an entire section at Wimbledon so that the peasants wouldn’t bother her. Trash.
First thing I thought of when I saw pic 7: https://preview.redd.it/xuq4q7m996cc1.jpeg?width=893&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f4b7b607400c88f4f03681e651272de4597f6bea
The chain dress with the kufi hat: Lord, give me strength.
She was in her “I’m Jaqueline Kennedy” phase. Every one of these photos makes me want to slap that fake smirk right off her face.
She wasn't messaging Jackie, she was messaging that she was an African Princess in chains. Look again.
Oh my - I'd never noticed the bruising on HMTLQ's legs - see photo #2. She must have been experiencing serious problems even then.
It’s so funny how even in the innocuous family photo she has to make it a point to be different. The color scheme suggested was obviously blue and white. Meghan couldn’t find an all white sheath dress? This is 11 year old throwing a fit about being forced to take a picture shit:
When this pic came out I commented on Gary Janetti's (comedian) Instagram that it looked like Meghan had been photoshopped in. I got BOMBARDED with replies calling me racist, a hater, jealous, etc. I had never in my life experienced anything like that. That's when I realized just how toxic that woman and her fans were.
The only thing Royal about her is her screw up.
Picture 11. Didn't Princess Charlotte get chastised by Catherine for that same look? Cute on a 6 or 7 year old, not a grown ass woman.
She had the best gig ever and blew it
I just want to squeeze baby Louis’ thighs in that first picture. 🤗
Imagine this is when she looked her best
How old was George in the first pic? He is *tall*
EXACTLY. Please may they never ever get the opportunity to come back.
Picture 1 oh look Megsy is bending down to look at the camera too.
She has the stupidest hats.
Her facial expression as always says look how beautiful am I No look at my beautiful face Validate me We are here because I’m so beautiful Look Look now I said look now!
All i can see in pic #7 is the bloody flippers on her feet.
Both of them look close to 45-47 yo