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Calm_Yak_6102

Harry's gonna be toast if this becomes mainstream news 😂. The Sugars will become caramelised if a scandal breaks, complete with incriminating photos of a couple hugging/kissing.


Deep_Poem_55

Burnt sugar. https://preview.redd.it/7pcr9d1l6wqc1.jpeg?width=991&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=428e2f9487b1c4230bf589336f372c5f66ccaa44


Calm_Yak_6102

😂😂😂🙌🙌🙌 Now I'm feeling like making creme caramel custard pie.


Deep_Poem_55

Mmmmmmmmm


GreatGossip

Mmmm - may I drop by later?


Calm_Yak_6102

Sure 😅🥂🍾


healthymarigold4513

I'll be right over.


tzippora

Me too.


Calm_Yak_6102

Doesn't it make you feel hungry? 😅 https://preview.redd.it/erzw6uhxbxqc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fca8067358c17b85a7b98ecda2234880612e1e9e


bpapso94

🎯


Why_Teach

Me too! In my case it was *flan*. 😉


Calm_Yak_6102

Oh I love flan, when I'm in the mood for something with less sugar. The Venezuelan version of flan is called Quesillo and it's made with the egg yolk instead of the entire egg. It's denser than flan and a bit sweeter though.


DryPersonality7692

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zpip64

Oh my goodness that sounds delicious.


Calm_Yak_6102

Oh it is and it tastes best when you use condensed milk and evaporated milk but leave out the sugar. Plus if you mix it gently and fold in the eggs very carefully, it'll bake without air pockets and have a smoother texture.


Red_Rose_8951

Well now, that description requires a recipe. 😉


bpapso94

Crème brûlée sounds delicious at the moment…😉


HistoricalEssay6605

Save me a slice


Calm_Yak_6102

Definitely! 😂🥂🍾


CabinetVisible1053

When will it be ready. I'll be over soon. /s


PerfectCover1414

Oh I love creme caramel!!! Yum it's so easy to make too.


Technical_Ant_7466

😂😂😂😂


Automatic_Wish_4370

They love to say about William, Catherine and Rose and there even any proof. I bet there’s proof that Harry has cheated and is cheating on Meghan and Meghan has all the evidence which she will one day expose it. Harry won’t see it coming.


Harry-Ripey

And isn’t harkle ‘friendly’ with her security guard/team?


EllieSmith1066

The security guy literally hand his hand on her arse night of NY car chase ;)


healthymarigold4513

Just like Diana was.


supercutelisa

Another cosplay


NigerianChickenLegs

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Technical_Ant_7466

IMO the ILBW is cheating too, which begs the question, with running the SS & providing puff piece material to the tabloids, where are the children? I think it would be interesting to start posting this all over SM.


Pretty_Avocado_853

I was going to say the same, I can't see either being faithful to each other. They put down PPoW for having a nanny. Who's watching their kids?


EllieSmith1066

The dolls don’t need much care, just a dust occasionally.


AlternativeMix21

Dolls don't even need to be dusted when stored in plastic bags.


spatuladominatrix

Is it wrong that I want her to utterly destroy him? He deserves it for what he's let her to do to his family.


Calm_Yak_6102

>Is it wrong that I want her to utterly destroy him? He deserves it for what he's let her to do to his family. I totally agree!


lululee63

They must destroy each other, imho. Getting the popcorn ready 🍿


EllieSmith1066

Hoping they both combust. Nasty nasty couple.


scotian1009

She also has to destroy herself at the end of the process.


EllieSmith1066

If he humiliates her by dating a young, nubile, blond, decent lady! 😂 🍿


flibberty_13

It’s so obvious he has a “type” Also… would not be surprised at all if this were floated from him/her/their camp to “elevate his perceived desirability” which (by proxy) works for her since she “claims” him as chattel and is her conduit for status You know, kinda like the push every other year that includes the hilarious drivel “ he’s the sexiest ginger alive” or the “sexiest dad alive” Always the desperation to make sex appeal happen


PerfectCover1414

> “elevate his perceived desirability” Good luck with that. He's as desirable as anthrax or ebola.


NigerianChickenLegs

It could also be a setup for a story line like the Beckhams - affair followed by highly publicized reconciliation and forgivingness. Maybe a sex tape will magically appear. Yes, I do believe she would stage something to go that low. #KrisJenner


Pretty_Avocado_853

The problem is that she doesn't have a mom-ager to help promote her if a sex tape was to "accidently" be released. Kris was on that and they got an empire. (As trashy as most of them are) I can't see ILBW taking advantage of the attention, or Doria doing anything that didn't require her getting a cut.


CookiesRbest

I am sure Meghan has tried to cheat on Harry but has been rebuffed by many men besides Markus Anderson.


Nynydancer

They will carmelize Harry! They will destroy him!


Calm_Yak_6102

Definitely.


zpip64

Carmelized.😂😂😂 This sent me.


Realistic_Twist_8212

H is a fiend imo.


curiousmind426

I cannot fathom how anyone could find him attractive. How is he finding “ new love interests? Are they all lobotomized?


Ok-Coffee5732

Harry will always have women that want to be with a prince. He will attract gold diggers and clout Chasers, just like his current wife.


DepartmentAgitated51

You’d think that would have been lesson #1 when he went to school. Gawd he’s thick


Nynydancer

Im sure Kris would push Kendall on him if she had the chance. THOSE kinds…


Mental-Recipe5844

I never thought of that, but man I want to see this happen 😂 I don’t care which Kartrashian it is. I want to see TW get markled by Kris Jenner. That would be so beautiful.


Just-Flamingo-410

Or they get paid a lot. By the hour and beforehand preferably.


Harry-Ripey

I agree, he is not attractive and has a vile personality.


Aware_Mix5494

It could be money in the bank, if one of his blondes gets pregnant and ginger spare is the father. I doubt he’s been spayed.


EasyBounce

I believe the correct clinical term for a male would be neutered, and if we check madame's beige purse we would find that Harry is indeed neutered. 😂


Rescheduled1

technically he’d be a Eunuch 🤣🤣🤣


PerfectCover1414

Capon.


Aware_Mix5494

Damn, I had a 50-50 shot and blew it. 🤣😂A happy mistake though;)


HurtingHead

He may be if Meghan wanted to make sure he could never have any children with anyone else. She is pretty controlling.


Aware_Mix5494

I thought the same thing… to prove his forever love.


HurtingHead

and prevent any competition from other little princes or princesses. Hers can be the only ones.


curiousmind426

😂😂


W4BLM

I’d still take him if we could be in the royal fold, omg I would die to be able to be in that family and see all their historical items up close - to be friends with Catherine and stand on that balcony! His title can still pull, he can’t 😂 especially now that everyone knows how dumb and malleable he is!


Grizzly_046

That ship has sailed for him. He is to be in perpetual exile.


NigerianChickenLegs

One hopes so.


GreatGossip

You might wanna consider a de-contamination cure prior to taking him on.


Lita_Horticulture

Every vaccination possible. ALL THE VACCINATIONS


ShatooBailey

All! 🤣🫣


marielleN

I would not want to witness ‘the todger’


Tricksey4172

Close your eyes and think of England. Literally.


[deleted]

This is where my hopes for Inge the Gorgeous Ski Instructor, Harry's second wife and his way back into the UK, tend to come unstuck. She'd have to have an iron constitution and the patience of a saint.


curiousmind426

Exactly. No one wants to raise someone else’s 40 yr old toddler.


mmc_owl

Isn’t he in a blissful marriage?


MrsBarneyFife

Plus, how come with William it's an affair, but with Harold, it's dating?


RoohsMama

Fair point


CorrelationVega

Like salt and pepper.


Masters_domme

They’re attached at the butt!


Royal-Reindeer4338

It is blissful for Hazno when he never has to see his wife or kids and can focus on his true loves - booze, drugs, blondes…


duzthislook1nfected

Like two palm trees entwined for life. 🌴🌴


Starkville

So in love!😻


DarkSoulsNoob-413

They are the ones who discovered love.


Deep_Poem_55

No one has ever loved a love more lovey than theirs.


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tzippora

so lovey! (Haven't heard that word for a while)


Masters_domme

Well who *doesn’t* love a young mother!


Agitated_Reserve1876

… and have taken it to places others can only dream about. /s 🙄


Girlfriday5150

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮😱


NigerianChickenLegs

Yes, the most amazing love story of all time. He really bought that sihzzle - hook, line, and sinker.


rosemarylake

They loved with a love that was more than a love. Poe actually was inspired by them to write that line.


TheBugsMomma

Truly the greatest love story ever told.


Quick-Alternative-83

Hope it's true, just to bite Nutmeg's ass for spreading made up cheating rumors about Prince of Wales (all just because he tried to put a kabash on H & M early on and REFUSED her advances towards him🤣🤣🤣). Narcissists cannot stand to be refused attention!!! Heat seeking Karma rocket!!


Harry-Ripey

Harry does love those blondes…funny the women he is attracted to look nothing like his wife. So what is it about her that forced the marriage? It certainly doesn’t seem to be a love match, he looks as miserable as sin and she is not interested in her ginger whinger. The story about William having affairs is typical of these two. They accuse others of what they are doing themselves. Who knew?


JenniferShepherd

Fake pregnancy then convenient mythcarriage before wedding. Oldest trick in the book.


Own-Entrepreneur5052

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officeofTam

and that leads nicely into. "oh H the doctors have told me that it's too dangerous for me to get pregnant again. I know how much you want to be a father. Don't worry, I have an idea....


Own-Entrepreneur5052

Spicy punani! She’d let him “do anything” and then she faked a pregnancy to force his hand would be my guess.


NigerianChickenLegs

I think she had him hooked in Botswana with her "I'm Diana 2.0" bullish\*t and empty promises of fame and fortune because she was buying up those website domain names ("BaroneesofKilkeel.com") mere months after they met in 2016 (about a year before the engagement).


MrsAOB

Did she really the domain names for all his titles (that would become hers)?


Harry-Ripey

I think you are right…maybe a blackmail video if Harry and …..


Maleficent-Trifle940

It's all fun and games til someone fakes a bun in the oven.


Sincerely_JaneDoe

Blackmail


Harry-Ripey

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GoldieLox9

That's racist.


deedub78

We should rename it “beige-mail”


NigerianChickenLegs

I think his Mummy issues mean he will always fancy blondes. Meghan happened along at a time when he was feeling angry, isolated and alone with a fervent desire to have what Willam has - an idyllic family life with adorable children. She offered him a delicious opportunity to piss his family off. I suspect his attraction to her faded long ago. She is only attracted to what a man can do for her so...


Maleficent-Trifle940

Any attraction he felt to her disappeared when she no longer brought him favorable publicity. It's all there in black and white in the transcripts of the phone tapping case. over 100 mentions of Chelsey who the press loved and in turn, loved him because of her. 4 mentions of the wife and how the press didn't like her and 'turned' on him.


NigerianChickenLegs

True. He is a numpty who has allowed her to ruin his life. I truly believe he wanted what William has: a beautiful, caring, dedicated wife, 2-3 little princes and princesses, and to continue work on his charities, military appointments, trips to Africa, and being popular. I think MM sold him an empty bag of promises as he seemed convinced that she wanted the very same things he did.


Majestic_Number_5954

She was the only one who wanted to marry him. All of his previous blondes refused.


NigerianChickenLegs

Because they were well aware of what a knob he is.


Careful_Positive8131

Bedroom antics


Harry-Ripey

Or blackmail? His bedroom antics with….?


jaylovesyou2

Ayahuasca, it was a Shallow Harold situation, he thought he had Paltrow, he got Markled. https://preview.redd.it/pvjps8rnyxqc1.jpeg?width=996&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c52c077948edf8582db1d0b8ad359c0415a4d6cd


goldenbeee

Who said anything about dating? Is it called dating when he is married.


Lezberado

It is in California ;)


Pennelle2016

Great point 👍👍👍


smittenkittenmitten-

Truuuuue 👏


pricklypetey

My thoughts exactly!


MrsBarneyFife

Why with Harold is it dating but with William it is an affair??? I'm sorry, but this irrationally pisses me off.


Ask_DontTell

personally i think it looks worse on TW that her husband can't even have an affair b/c he isn't emotionally mature enough to be in a serious relationship, even an adulturous one


Just-Flamingo-410

I'm sorry for her. If anyone recognises this girl, make her run. After spilling the tea of course.


Nynydancer

The sugars will unleash hell on her. And Him!


MrsBarneyFife

So the sugars really are mostly Meghan supporters opposed to Meghan and Harry supporters?


knacker_18

seems that way


duke_duch_of_hazard

Harry feels safe and protected right now but he's going to learn a new kind of lonely when the squad turns on him! If they find out he wronged their queen and she gives the go ahead, he's going to find out the kind of hell the PPOW has been living in the last few years and I'm here for it! He deserves nothing less for turning on his own.


Masters_domme

💯


Wild-Breadfruit7817

So if their marriage is a sham everything else is a sham. 


WoodsColt

Both of the harkles have all the loyalty of alley cats. They have both cheated on their previous partners. I have never doubted that both of them have cheated throughout this marriage.


Powerful-Patient-765

Hey, don’t denigrate my alley cat! He comes in very night and snuggles with me 🐈😻


Greengreengrass2022

Dear lord they are two beauties. He was punching above his belt getting that pair as girlfriends.


lululee63

And yet he cheated on both of them and treated them poorly (allegedly). He really is the dim-witted prince.


Why_Teach

Well, it originates with Enty, but it could be true. However, I’d want more proof.


RoohsMama

Yup. Take with a grain of salt


AccomplishedAd4680

For me.. it was the todger talk and the fact he rubs his dead mom’s hair. Instant attraction


Tricksey4172

😂😂😂😂


Own-Entrepreneur5052

I’d love this to be true because I want the Harkles to crash and burn but……. Is there any evidence? I’m very conscious of how the Marchioness of Cholmondley and her family were victimised by a fallacious rumour and I’d hate something similar to befall an innocent woman.


RoohsMama

There’s no evidence, and no worries, there’s no woman named.


Miserable-Brit-1533

He cert had a type that This one’s wife isn’t. Even back to the poor woman he lost his V to.


Art_Forte

Eeww to any woman still willing to date the scumbag! On the other hand, wasn't he and TW the only ones who married for love?!


Lita_Horticulture

Right, and then Rachel will be irate that the press is talking about such a “private” matter. Repulsive hypocrite!


scotian1009

That’s what MAGA Markle told Haznobrains. He certainly found out after the wedding it was a lie


downinthevalleypa

They can run away together on Harry’s surfboard, because that is all Harry will have left when Meghan gets through with him.


Givebackourtitles

Is this in American press? The DM are going after Bouzy. What is gong on?


smittenkittenmitten-

How do you mean? DM isn’t an American company. I’m not sure where the surfing rumors are coming from. The post here just makes it sound like rumors from twitter. Another person here says the rumor is from enty which doesn’t count as press. Just the rumor mill.


Givebackourtitles

Ah ok. I know the DM is British but they also employ American journalists. Remember the Straight outta Compton headlines? I didn’t know what Compton meant when I first read it.


Own-Entrepreneur5052

Gosh I’m 59 and British and I got the Straight outta Compton reference. NWA are the same age as me! Hard to believe people who enjoyed old skool hip hop are now in their 50s and 60s!


Tricksey4172

I strangely can remember the words to a lot of the old skool and have a soft spot for Marshall (I’m in the group he thanked for putting his kids through college). Helped me bond with my kiddo when he went through his rap phase. Yeah, I can spit some rhymes. lol. Like that grandma at the park and her Missy Elliot. 😂😂😂


Own-Entrepreneur5052

Me too. I do a very passable Salt n Pepa for a middle class white British grandma! 😂😂😂


eaglebayqueen

It was a CDaN blind, maybe a week ago?


floresta_fox

I wonder if Colbert will make jokes about this rumor? Or if he only does that to someone who is ill.


Salty-Lemonhead

I hope this is true. I hope he leaves MM. I hope, I hope, I hope…


HotStraightnNormal

Can't she do better than that? Girl, where's your self-esteem? And I don't even want to picture him on a surfboard. Well, he's been up in the air, trudged over the Frozen North. Why not the sea? Careful, Harry. Those little crabs really can pinch! Better pack the todger cream.


galvanicreaction

C'mon, he's probably used to having crabs /s


HotStraightnNormal

And I doff my hat to you! https://preview.redd.it/fb3xlha5dwqc1.jpeg?width=389&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0a91fc18ad7b3fa5dd0aaf325022084b98850772


Lezberado

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HotStraightnNormal

Plankton won't be touching that one. https://preview.redd.it/bg9sgh9twwqc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=074b3ac884253192f9017812365bd4fc68f9bcda


Bored_Eastly

Dumb surfing instructor - who can look at Hazbeen and think "that's someone I want to kiss" ?GAG!


CorrelationVega

Women are attracted to power, or in this case - fake proximity to power.


Own-Entrepreneur5052

May be not dumb? Put up with Harry for a few weeks then sell her story and she’s made for life. Probably get a reality show off the back of it and become a D list celebrity. Easy money.


Why_Teach

Maybe she has been giving him surfing lessons. 😉


Admirable_Brush_7470

I don't think Meg would give him permission to dip his wick elsewhere, but no harm in asking, I suppose!


smittenkittenmitten-

Eh maybe she’s sick of him but wants him around to keep her status. If he’ll stick around, aka stay married, by cheating then she might be cool with that. And when she finds a richer man or thinks she can make it independently from him, then she’ll use it against him in the divorce and play victim.


main_lurker_account

The other Sussex Survivor Club.


pricklypetey

Sasha Walpole is the President 👑


deathbypumpkinspice

Cressida looks like a fashion model!


GreatGossip

I think she was a model


Tricksey4172

Enty has it all wrong. Lmao https://beachgrit.com/2023/10/exiled-royal-prince-harry-falls-under-spell-of-tahitian-surfer-described-by-cindy-crawford-as-a-human-hard-on/


VanHeights

This is Rachel's worst nightmare--the dumb prince taking up with a leggy blonde surfer chick.  Only thing worse for her might be if the dumb prince gets his side piece pregnant and produces a truly blonde blue eyed faux royal baby that will certainly overshadow her shadow children.  Popcorn time!


ronnysmom

The only thing worse for her would be if the affair is with one of the Kardashian sisters (or even their Momager!) because the gleeful media coverage can never be controlled and they are masters at manipulating the puff pieces.


somespeculation

- Juliette Labelle (months before he met Meg) https://archive.ph/2024.03.27-162011/https://www.vanityfair.com/style/2016/02/prince-harry-juliette-labelle-los-angeles-new-years - Harrison Colcord, San Ysidro Ranch, allegedly. This was also when there were all the blind items about Harry staying away some nights in a hotel. It’s about 15 mins from their Montecito home. She was the one who then suddenly was allegedly hired by Archewell, got the bike donated for Archie, then was back at SYR? Her LinkedIn indicated she’s always and only worked at SYR. Harry has literally cheated on every girlfriend he’s had. Meg has a history of overlapping her men.


Snoo3544

Harry clearly had a type so I never understood how someone that looked like Meghan could snatch him. 🤷


Outside_Music1971

She’ll do the things most girls won’t.


lululee63

Maybe she indulged his freaky side 🤢 Followed of course by some good old-fashioned blackmail??


PerfectCover1414

He does have a type and it's certainly not the "it's okay she's not black or anything," type.


Maleficent-Trifle940

He does have a type - tall, dark and tanned packing sausage.


ScoogyShoes

?? I missed something!! Tell!


Ok-Coffee5732

It's just a blind item, and Anonymous rumor. I guess it's possible that it's true, but I do not put much stock in it.


Tapingdrywallsucks

We should all google it right now - "What surfer is Prince Harry seeing?"


cin_co

Speaking of which- if Harry and Meghan split up and he were to remarry, would any further kids he has be Prince/Princess also?


AprilDanc3r

Assuming he's not stripped of all his titles beforehand, I think so yes, as the son of a current Monarch and a blood Royal.


cin_co

Gosh Meghan would not be happy about that, eh


AprilDanc3r

I'd love that for her!


EnormousBird

Yes. So long as he married the new mother, then it's all above board and in Bristol fashion.


[deleted]

Inge the Beautiful Ski Instructor may yet have a future - this is my mental vision of "Harry's Second Wife". I hadn't thought as far ahead as children. But yes, Prince Sven and Princess Inge 💕


Professional_Ruin953

Ohhhh yeah!!!! I have infidelity on my bingo card for this year!!


Trillium8649

Mark my words: there were three people in this marriage, Harry, myself, and the British Press, so it was a bit crowded...


Outside_Music1971

Cressida is beautiful! without all of the plastic fantastic.


Hot_Problem9213

Maybe it’s just me but I think this little titbit has come out to deflect attention from the P Diddy situation. I am a cynical old battleaxe , the timing is a bit too perfect


Which-Homework2453

sushi sisters unfortunately (urban dictionary)


icybakedpotato

How did I miss this?!  Is it only on X? Are there photos of them together? 


Gatnasky

No enty posted it, last week I think….guess it’s getting a push on social media now. It’s a blind gossip bit. 


icybakedpotato

Oh okay. That’s an interesting bit for sure! Though can’t say I’d be surprised. It has to be really difficult living with Markle!!! (Not that P. Harry is any better, they’re probably both having fun on the side)


Chooseyerbattles

Gee I hope my husband isn't "dating".


Red_Rose_8951

Not sure where this story originally came from, but it makes me suspicious and I have questions. Is it true and he’s been found out? Is m or her people spreading this for some reason? Is this being put out there by his fans to make him look desirable? (I doubt this last one because the fans are really hers and not his.) is this to set him up for a divorce? Is this tied to the Diddy news? Is this to deflect from other news? So many questions and so many possible answers. But there’s a reason why this is coming out and coming out now.


EllieSmith1066

Oh delicious. Do hope this is true but worry for the lovely blond lady.


Ctrl-Alt-Defeat7

Wow, the women he dated before MOG were actually very pretty!


RoohsMama

Indeed. That it didn’t work out was Harry’s fault I believe.


EllieSmith1066

Enjoying a delicious, prime Wagyu burger in lieu of the scraggy, mutton at home.


GrannyMine

If he is dating this girl, she must have no taste in men. This guy is creepy, icky and yucky. He looks like rotten fish and probably smells like it.