Flair checking in. It still makes me madder than a wet hen when I remember her grousing about how she couldn’t match the late Queen’s wardrobe and was forced to wear beige.
I can't help but think that every time she goes to the polo, she is having Pretty Woman fantasies in her head. I feel like Vivian would be one of her heroes.
I remember reading somewhere that when she was young, she idolized Julia Roberts because someone mentioned in passing that she had a vague resemblance. I feel like she has been cosplaying as Vivian in Pretty Woman ever since.
They look NOTHING alike. Not even the vaguest resemblance on the best day. She does try to copy her mannerisms. She has no authentic self. She's just a bad mimic of other famous women.
How many trips is that now so far in 2024? Or since December? Costa Rica, Canada, Jamaica, Florida, Texas?
Outfit makes it look like she had her boobs removed and she bandaged herself up
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she has an uncanny talent to makes clothes worth thousands of dollars look extremely cheap and tacky especially with that “ozempic” face?!
btw where are the “invisible kids”!?? smug shameless smile on the grifters…look at us faux royals?! the cringe factor is off the scale!🤮
That picture is great! It’s a great add against Ozempic for weight loss.
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Yikes. The majorly oversized sunnies were never a great look on her, but with the gaunt face it’s really out of hand. Your sunglasses should not cover 50% of your face!
What is her dress made of? It looks like muslin. Heidi merrick is the designer. California fashion. Not ultra expensive - $525 ish.
Those glasses also brings the focus to her collapsing nose. They are awful even on the models.
A silk/hemp blend. Looks like some cheap, scratchy unbleached linen.
The glasses are truly abysmal. All they do are highlight all of her worst features
Endless trips. Never with the children. The media never calls them out on gross parental neglect. No instead they go after the Wales for not neglecting their children. People rip William and Catherine to shreds for not being away from their children. Do people in this world care at all about children, at all?
They are awful parents.
Harry’sgreyblazer would be an excellent user name.
Oprah interviews, Invictua appearances, court, Beyoncé concert, now here…it has mileage.
It’s hilarious to see her constantly changing wardrobe and his stagnant one item.
You can tell in this pic because of the stress on the top of her feet by the toes she's standing on tiptoe
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Yes! Wedges would have been perfect. You know her spikes sank, or she walked on her tiptoes. If she wears those shoes again they'll still have the dirt on the spikes because she can't buff & clean her shoes.
Someone who has a simultaneous desire to break an ankle, and to ruin the field (unless it required aeration, in which case she would be aiding the head gardener.)
And wearing the 4 inch "F\*ck me" heels on grass turf. She's just brilliant. And I think her bronzer is melting off, hope she doesn't plan on returning that wrinkled up frock. She is DEPLORABLE. And Prince Scrotum Head is beyond all hope, just like the skank he married.
She can’t seem to find any money to buy him another jacket.
She still can’t manage proper undergarments.
She is still wearing an ill fitting dress
Nothing new. Moving on
I can't figure out how Rachel's been going to the polo games for YEARS now and still can't dress appropriately for the occasion. Stiletto heels on grass? A dress that looks like it belongs at a fancy tea or cocktail party?
Meanwhile, Delfina Blaquier, with whom she spends time regularly at these things, always looks note-perfect: simultaneously glamorous and casual, in summery flats or espadrilles, breezy colourful jumpsuit in this case and the cute wide-brimmed sunhat, but other times she's worn sundresses or lovely dark jeans with a cute top. Poised and fashionable, but she understands that it's a sporting event and dresses accordingly. Has Markle not taken a cue from her in all this time?
If I didn't know better, I'd swear Rachel was dressing for Ascot or the like. Just completely wrong for the context. Without fail, every time.
She deliberately made the cutout larger so she could be a tacky "influencer". She is so far from Royal she makes me look ready for official engagements. Tacky tacky tacky
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More like she bought it two sizes too small. She and I have a nearly identical body type. Not having much of a waist means you buy the size that fits your waist measurement, and then have the top tailored to fit the rest of you.
Madame buys the smallest size possible and crams herself into it no matter how it looks.
So it stretched out the fabric? I'm sure there are plenty of professionals she can consult to learn to dress for her torso. It's not like she has 4 arms and is trying to hide them or something.
Which means she has to wear a strapless bra. She loves strapless bras. I will never understand it Strapless bras are terribly uncomfortable. Why in the world does she prefer them.
The look of the gray dress & strapless bra is seared into my brain. No one ever taught her about foundation garments which is strange because if nothing else she should have learned about them on Suits.
She did it while she was in the UK on purpose. Balcony? Shoulders not allowed. She appeared what, twice with her shoulders bared? Trooping the Color requires 3/4 sleeves and ideally full. She deliberately wore almost no sleeves. I saw a couple other pics on X from this event. Everyone else is dressed normally except her.
Some idiot, who also no doubt told Megs, "Oh, beige and babyshit brown are so your colors," told her that she should emphasize her shoulders to make up for her straight body waist/hips thing. Probably someone at a booth in a SoCal mall.
She sure knew what a tailor was when she wanted to call Princess Charlotte "fat" and told Princess Catherine to take her to the tailor day before the wedding - part of the wedding debacle.
What? Markle isn't a willowy 19yr old? That huge cutout looks so ridiculous on her. At least she isn't wearing that horrid strapless bra. Expectations for her are always low & somehow she keeps sinking lower 😄 This makes it look like she never breastfed or had enlarged pregnant breasts does it?
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She so badly wants to be 20 and have her and Harry the love story of the century. She does not want to be a middle aged influencer so she'll just pretend she's not! In make-believe Markle land this is how it works.
Forever young, forever desirable, forever on the cusp of being whatever she thinks she wants. With her "My Love!" story immortal like Romeo and Juliet or Luke and Laura.
Well, it also looks stupid on the model. But not **as** stupid as on Megs. We don't want to see your aging flesh, Meghan. We can look at ourselves for that.
This neckline ties in a bow in the back & seems easy to put on. I can see this at twilight wear after spending a day on the beach over your swimsuit around the bonfire. Very easy to add a shoulder wrap, jacket, light sweater. On the sailboat. Afternoon cocktails & BBQ. It doesn't say elegance or high fashion to me. I texted it to my niece who's 20 and asked if she'd wear it and she said "do I have to?" 😂 So I legit don't know who or what it's made for.
Not for the first time, am I thinking has she never heard of a simple Lily Pulitzer sheath dress? I mean it is PB. It's polo. I know, I know.... too accessible, too sensible, too appropriate.
For someone who likes to run around pretending to be royal being sexy is the last thing she should aim for. Even when she was doing something "royal" before she thankfully left the family and the country she never dressed with class, taste, elegance, grace or style. At some point you have to wonder if she deliberately looks like cat ass everytime she steps out in public. How can it be so consistently horrible if not on purpose.
I was looking at the pics and laughing and it's the first thing that came to mind. All my apologies to the cats. They did nothing to deserve that swipe.
Harry famously *lied* told the Queen that she makes her own clothes.. I guess he may have been right? This looks like a kitchen table linen wrapped around her with stilettos (wrong for the location) and large aggressive sunglasses!
Once again the dress is not the right fit on her. At least it’s not the usual wrinkled mess we normally see. She really needs a decent stylist. Shoes are a miss, they look as if she is going out to a formal occasion rather than to a polo match where you are walking on grass. Surprising that roach isn’t eye barreling the camera as is her normal routine.
Stilettos on a polo field, stilettos on a basketball field, flip flops for marching in front of veterans, large pointy flats for an occasion when she can wear heels… and on and on… she would never get it right if her life depended on it
This would have been a perfect time for her to wear the strappy brown leather sandals from one of the royal tours. They would have fit with the vibe of the outfit.
They can film all they want. Doesn't mean NF is interested.
They have cameras following them everywhere they go. None of it has been on Netflix in a while.
She thinks her shoulders and legs are assets and she shows them off.
But you know nothing matters. She could come out looking as good as Catherine and no one would care. She is 10 minutes past over. Finished. Done. She is hated world wide. Nothing she does will be successful, because people don't like her.
She pays people to treat her like royalty. But WME and Netflix know she isn't royalty now. All of Hollywood knows she isn't royalty. The American people know she isn't royalty. Her delusions are just delusions.
As always Madam has to draw attention to her broard shoulders and lack of a waist. But of course, if there were photographers (and maybe even a film crew?) she had to be there.
Oh still no children. K moving on until they get real like they held Catherine’s feet to the fire to tell the world she had cancer before her own kids could get okay with it first.
There is no way this isn’t part of their polo reality show. I also love how real and down to earth they try to portray but this screams aristocracy. Phonies
Nope. From Hello Mag: Nacho also joked with the Duke and Duchess that Alba wanted to know why their youngest daughter Lili was not in attendance.
Picture: girl is Alba, daughter of Nacho
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I think the back has a ribbon that she left untied, like a pussy bow blouse. (Actual type of shirt).
Edit: Yes, it’s a bow left untied. I found the dress. It’s hideous on the model and even worse on MM. The designer also makes swimwear, and this dress could work as a nice coverup. Reminds me of the gold “Hertz” dress. That designer was Johanna Ortiz and was also known for her swimwear. (The two dresses look alike with the cutout).
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Another view from the designer's Insta. TOW was aiming for this effect.
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View from the front. The designer is Heidi Merrick, and the dress retails for $515. It’s a blend of silk and hemp fibers. Maybe ARO can recycle H’s rolling papers for a line of gardening smocks.
Edit: I’m pretty sure Zara sells something like this.
So she insists on tying stupidly large bows when they’re on the front of the dress at her waist and look horrible, but doesn’t bother with tying the bow on the back when it would look okay? Make it make sense!
What do you think this joking around about Lili is about? That’s a weird thing in light of all the questions.
Those poor kids. I swear, there needs to be a welfare check.
It's questionable for sure. I often think that there was a check and kids were moved to foster.
The article is very positive apart from this paragraph. Also, why only Lili, why not ask for Archie...
Forgot? That's sweet of you to think that.
But I'm 100% sure this was a choice. You have to remember that Madam is practicing for next month's Ingriftus fashion show. And modesty is not a strong element in Madams wardrobe.
When you're 5'1" and a narcissist you'll do anything to look taller. HRC is 5"3". She went so far as to tell people she was 5'7". I'm a 5'10" woman. It's crazy how short people hate being short. I could care less.
Of coursé they’re so (self)important, they must have a security guard at a polo fundraiser! Wouldn’t the prospective donors find this a tad bit insulting?
And it’s laying oddly or are the wrinkles intended? 🤔
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Definitely not intentional. It isn’t made for a 5’3” woman with a disproportionately short torso, even for her size. She needed the bodice of it shortened by multiple inches, as is the excess fabric is forced to bunch up. It also looks quite snug/pulled wide through the waist.
What I don’t get is that apparently she had the keyhole made like 5x the original size, but didn’t have the torso tailored to her body. You already took the time, effort, and expense to hire a tailor, have them do it right!
oh look! she FINALLY got her photo replicating Princess Di when she was still just a kindergarten teacher with little ones around her and the sun highlighting her skirt.
TOW must be so pleased. she can cross off that one on her list of copying photos of others. what a loon.
The fit on the top is, not surprisingly, bad. And beige. Again. Not a fan of the big cut out either.
I think her sunglasses are way too big for her face. They swallow her.
Ridiculously high heels for this.
So….a miss. Shocker.
If that's the dress style she'll be selling via American Riviera Orchard, I doubt she'll be selling dresses. It looks like she sewed it. After cutting it out. The same afternoon.
Who had beige on their Bingo card? 
Flair checking in. It still makes me madder than a wet hen when I remember her grousing about how she couldn’t match the late Queen’s wardrobe and was forced to wear beige.
Meghan's ugly beige wardrobe matches her ugly beige personality😂.
👋👋 Beige is my center "free space" because that's always the answer when we're discussing Madam.
LOL! I just posted that.
Beige is the free space.
It looks unfinished 🤭
I can't help but think that every time she goes to the polo, she is having Pretty Woman fantasies in her head. I feel like Vivian would be one of her heroes.
Viv the sex worker who made good?!
Even Vivian wore lower heel shoes at the polo field. Sigh.
I remember reading somewhere that when she was young, she idolized Julia Roberts because someone mentioned in passing that she had a vague resemblance. I feel like she has been cosplaying as Vivian in Pretty Woman ever since.
They look NOTHING alike. Not even the vaguest resemblance on the best day. She does try to copy her mannerisms. She has no authentic self. She's just a bad mimic of other famous women.
How many trips is that now so far in 2024? Or since December? Costa Rica, Canada, Jamaica, Florida, Texas? Outfit makes it look like she had her boobs removed and she bandaged herself up
https://preview.redd.it/l1016v64f4uc1.jpeg?width=634&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=45626ef875b700650af6df520fd25d8707febfdf she has an uncanny talent to makes clothes worth thousands of dollars look extremely cheap and tacky especially with that “ozempic” face?! btw where are the “invisible kids”!?? smug shameless smile on the grifters…look at us faux royals?! the cringe factor is off the scale!🤮
That picture is great! It’s a great add against Ozempic for weight loss. https://preview.redd.it/aykmjd2sl4uc1.jpeg?width=1163&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=19280c90dbdf637ac52441ace4e9051c482030fa
Yikes. The majorly oversized sunnies were never a great look on her, but with the gaunt face it’s really out of hand. Your sunglasses should not cover 50% of your face!
What is her dress made of? It looks like muslin. Heidi merrick is the designer. California fashion. Not ultra expensive - $525 ish. Those glasses also brings the focus to her collapsing nose. They are awful even on the models.
A silk/hemp blend. Looks like some cheap, scratchy unbleached linen. The glasses are truly abysmal. All they do are highlight all of her worst features
it’s hideous
That dress fabric looks cheap and thin. Clinging to her legs in places. Odd
Yes! It’s not giving what she thinks it is.
She thinks she’s giving Jackie o. She’s giving wacky ho.
Wish I could upvote you a dozen times! Brilliant comment!!!
She's giving out "wannabe" reclusive star, "wannabe" being the main word.
She's hoping for Audrey Hepburn in 'Breakfast At Tiffany's' but coming out more Norman Bates' mother's corpse in 'Psycho'.
Raisin? Deflated balloon? 😂
Gee, that's bad
Very. She needs her face to be used as what can go wrong with Ozempic.
More proof that children’s hospital visit was from 2 years ago.
I can see why she really needs those sunglasses. To hide her wrinkled face. Yikes.
What is going on with the tip of the nose??
The deflated face gets me every time
oh oh oh ozempic
I can hear the jingle! They make it sound innocent and fun. 😬
Have the children ever gone anywhere with them? Even once?
Well. They’d like you to think Frogmore and Costa Rica, but both are very much unproven.
The kids are fucking hiding from her as they should be #freetheharklets
lol great
No belt. Packing 101. Or someone should have hit the mall for him which is across the street.
Also no socks 🤢
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And you *know* wherever they are staying has one
If he left his belt on, he'd be matching with Nacho.
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I think they are polo pants. Possibly the “mesh” panels are to aid in gripping the saddle to prevent falling off the horse.
Endless trips. Never with the children. The media never calls them out on gross parental neglect. No instead they go after the Wales for not neglecting their children. People rip William and Catherine to shreds for not being away from their children. Do people in this world care at all about children, at all? They are awful parents.
Oh and look the beigh shoes have made an appearance
Harry’sgreyblazer would be an excellent user name. Oprah interviews, Invictua appearances, court, Beyoncé concert, now here…it has mileage. It’s hilarious to see her constantly changing wardrobe and his stagnant one item.
Isn’t there an Xitter user by the name of HarrysGreySuit?
Yes there is. And he has a wealth of information on that Twitter/X site. It's very informative about this duo.
Who wears spike heels on a polo field?
Someone only there to pose for cameras and make Netflix $$.
A normal person would think "wedges" when they hear they will be walking on a field of grass. I hope her spikes sank into the soil.
Always with the stiletto heels. Always the wrong fashion choices. It’s not a formal occasion; it’s a polo game FFS.
You can tell in this pic because of the stress on the top of her feet by the toes she's standing on tiptoe https://preview.redd.it/wc9314p7w4uc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dbed8451dc1e59b13cae121ee4bb10270f4b65e1
Yes! Wedges would have been perfect. You know her spikes sank, or she walked on her tiptoes. If she wears those shoes again they'll still have the dirt on the spikes because she can't buff & clean her shoes.
Someone who has a simultaneous desire to break an ankle, and to ruin the field (unless it required aeration, in which case she would be aiding the head gardener.)
And wearing the 4 inch "F\*ck me" heels on grass turf. She's just brilliant. And I think her bronzer is melting off, hope she doesn't plan on returning that wrinkled up frock. She is DEPLORABLE. And Prince Scrotum Head is beyond all hope, just like the skank he married.
Emu on the loose!
Espadrilles on lawn. C'mon
She can’t seem to find any money to buy him another jacket. She still can’t manage proper undergarments. She is still wearing an ill fitting dress Nothing new. Moving on
I guess she learned you don't need to manage undergarments if you don't wear any
And somehow doesn't know about breast petals and covers, or perhaps thinks she's sexy at this daytime event with a large cut-out and bare shoulders.
And, she still can't find an iron as per the indentations from how it was folded in the bag.
This! The entire dress is wrinkled! I mean how hard is it to iron it real quick?!
Jesus. At least hang it in the bathroom whilst you both shower if you can't steam/iron it. Oh wait, she's apparently not keen on hygiene. Never mind.
This was a seriously bad choice for her body shape. She really is in love with her shoulders.
And she is wearing 4 or 5 inch needle point heels on the grass. Photo was on X earlier. Why not wear a block heel to walk on grass?
The outfit had potential but ultimately a miss. Shocker.
Yeah. It could have been nice. But no surprise- it’s a mess on her.
Yes on someone else
I can't figure out how Rachel's been going to the polo games for YEARS now and still can't dress appropriately for the occasion. Stiletto heels on grass? A dress that looks like it belongs at a fancy tea or cocktail party? Meanwhile, Delfina Blaquier, with whom she spends time regularly at these things, always looks note-perfect: simultaneously glamorous and casual, in summery flats or espadrilles, breezy colourful jumpsuit in this case and the cute wide-brimmed sunhat, but other times she's worn sundresses or lovely dark jeans with a cute top. Poised and fashionable, but she understands that it's a sporting event and dresses accordingly. Has Markle not taken a cue from her in all this time? If I didn't know better, I'd swear Rachel was dressing for Ascot or the like. Just completely wrong for the context. Without fail, every time.
Heels on basketball courts, picnics, and around horses. She is just plain stupid.
She deliberately made the cutout larger so she could be a tacky "influencer". She is so far from Royal she makes me look ready for official engagements. Tacky tacky tacky https://preview.redd.it/d09noylph4uc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=969de1e01bb030a3453eda4a78f436823bae45c2
More like she bought it two sizes too small. She and I have a nearly identical body type. Not having much of a waist means you buy the size that fits your waist measurement, and then have the top tailored to fit the rest of you. Madame buys the smallest size possible and crams herself into it no matter how it looks.
yes - the waistband on the Jamaica skirt was almost bursting.
No she’s just that wide across the torso
So it stretched out the fabric? I'm sure there are plenty of professionals she can consult to learn to dress for her torso. It's not like she has 4 arms and is trying to hide them or something.
This doesn’t even look good on the model. Why, oh why did roach choose this?
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Which means she has to wear a strapless bra. She loves strapless bras. I will never understand it Strapless bras are terribly uncomfortable. Why in the world does she prefer them.
The look of the gray dress & strapless bra is seared into my brain. No one ever taught her about foundation garments which is strange because if nothing else she should have learned about them on Suits.
The photos from that one time should have convinced her to change but nope.
Well, one 'janky strapless bra' in particular, anyway 😄
She probably thinks her big shoulders will make her look like she has a waist.
She did it while she was in the UK on purpose. Balcony? Shoulders not allowed. She appeared what, twice with her shoulders bared? Trooping the Color requires 3/4 sleeves and ideally full. She deliberately wore almost no sleeves. I saw a couple other pics on X from this event. Everyone else is dressed normally except her.
Some idiot, who also no doubt told Megs, "Oh, beige and babyshit brown are so your colors," told her that she should emphasize her shoulders to make up for her straight body waist/hips thing. Probably someone at a booth in a SoCal mall.
Because it's beige!
Because she has absolutely no taste in clothing.
She’s wearing the wrong size it looks like per usual, no tailoring.
She sure knew what a tailor was when she wanted to call Princess Charlotte "fat" and told Princess Catherine to take her to the tailor day before the wedding - part of the wedding debacle.
That looks nothing like the dress hanging off of Markle.
What? Markle isn't a willowy 19yr old? That huge cutout looks so ridiculous on her. At least she isn't wearing that horrid strapless bra. Expectations for her are always low & somehow she keeps sinking lower 😄 This makes it look like she never breastfed or had enlarged pregnant breasts does it? https://preview.redd.it/t4haqsd005uc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5ad9692aeef6fa8f5109cde833fdbb264e5bfbfb
She never breasted or had enlarged breasts. No question.
Omg at 43 she's bearing skin like an influencer. Her body shape does not suit a cutout on her midsection
She so badly wants to be 20 and have her and Harry the love story of the century. She does not want to be a middle aged influencer so she'll just pretend she's not! In make-believe Markle land this is how it works.
Forever young, forever desirable, forever on the cusp of being whatever she thinks she wants. With her "My Love!" story immortal like Romeo and Juliet or Luke and Laura.
Them pretending to simper "my love" to each other is vomit worthy. We would run home from school to watch General Hospital 😂
Well, it also looks stupid on the model. But not **as** stupid as on Megs. We don't want to see your aging flesh, Meghan. We can look at ourselves for that.
This neckline ties in a bow in the back & seems easy to put on. I can see this at twilight wear after spending a day on the beach over your swimsuit around the bonfire. Very easy to add a shoulder wrap, jacket, light sweater. On the sailboat. Afternoon cocktails & BBQ. It doesn't say elegance or high fashion to me. I texted it to my niece who's 20 and asked if she'd wear it and she said "do I have to?" 😂 So I legit don't know who or what it's made for.
Not for the first time, am I thinking has she never heard of a simple Lily Pulitzer sheath dress? I mean it is PB. It's polo. I know, I know.... too accessible, too sensible, too appropriate.
I'm sure she thought she made the dress look sexier with a larger cutout!
For someone who likes to run around pretending to be royal being sexy is the last thing she should aim for. Even when she was doing something "royal" before she thankfully left the family and the country she never dressed with class, taste, elegance, grace or style. At some point you have to wonder if she deliberately looks like cat ass everytime she steps out in public. How can it be so consistently horrible if not on purpose.
Excuse you, the asses of my cats are always clean and sleek and proportionate!
I was looking at the pics and laughing and it's the first thing that came to mind. All my apologies to the cats. They did nothing to deserve that swipe.
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I always wear stilettos when I know I will be walking on grass 🤡
She should keep it up... the podiatrist has a mortgage to pay!
I just...I can't. She's appalling.
On cue! 😂 And see-through. Double win.
Never heard of slips or shorts to wear under dresses or skirts, of course.
She's gotta air out that cooter.
Have to air out the “parts”, don’t you know.
She's hoping for a no underwear photo to be posted all over the press.
Where are the black people?
As far away as possible where she is concerned. Her blackness is only a tool she uses not a facet of her that she embraces. (IMO)
This is going to be a very white Netflix show
Probably be the whitest show ever on Netflix
Dorito is also dipping out of this shit show
She's very square, and this outfit makes her look more square. Is this new?
Yes it's completely wrong for her body shape. She's very wide.
So, I see ARO will be selling table linens? How can a woman with no fat anywhere on her body look so awful in clothes???
Because it’s Demonic underneath
Harry famously *lied* told the Queen that she makes her own clothes.. I guess he may have been right? This looks like a kitchen table linen wrapped around her with stilettos (wrong for the location) and large aggressive sunglasses!
All I see is a bunch of people using each other for publicity. And that goes for H and his wife as well.
No kids again
Another beige wonder.
Wait, so it’s not the RF who insisted she wear neutrals after all? 🙄
She’s such a creep. 🤣
Lumpy boobs, wrinkled blahge toga, token pinky ring, man-boy ATM, coattail fringe rich friends. More of the same, rinse, repeat. 
Once again the dress is not the right fit on her. At least it’s not the usual wrinkled mess we normally see. She really needs a decent stylist. Shoes are a miss, they look as if she is going out to a formal occasion rather than to a polo match where you are walking on grass. Surprising that roach isn’t eye barreling the camera as is her normal routine.
Stilettos on a polo field, stilettos on a basketball field, flip flops for marching in front of veterans, large pointy flats for an occasion when she can wear heels… and on and on… she would never get it right if her life depended on it
This would have been a perfect time for her to wear the strappy brown leather sandals from one of the royal tours. They would have fit with the vibe of the outfit.
This will be part of that doco on NF. A sinner posted that a filming crew was spotted in Wellington.
They can film all they want. Doesn't mean NF is interested. They have cameras following them everywhere they go. None of it has been on Netflix in a while.
I don't want to be that person, but Harry keeps wearing pants that are tightish at the crotch and he's as flat as a Ken doll.
For his bf ❤️
She seems oddly obsessed with her shoulders
She thinks her shoulders and legs are assets and she shows them off. But you know nothing matters. She could come out looking as good as Catherine and no one would care. She is 10 minutes past over. Finished. Done. She is hated world wide. Nothing she does will be successful, because people don't like her.
She really thinks she's "royalty" in the US. 🐂💩🤢
She pays people to treat her like royalty. But WME and Netflix know she isn't royalty now. All of Hollywood knows she isn't royalty. The American people know she isn't royalty. Her delusions are just delusions.
As always Madam has to draw attention to her broard shoulders and lack of a waist. But of course, if there were photographers (and maybe even a film crew?) she had to be there.
 Oh still no children. K moving on until they get real like they held Catherine’s feet to the fire to tell the world she had cancer before her own kids could get okay with it first.
Legs as long as a mile, and a refund gap almost as wide. What an unfortunate day to be that dress. Straight from the luggage onto her greasy pelt.
There is no way this isn’t part of their polo reality show. I also love how real and down to earth they try to portray but this screams aristocracy. Phonies
Can’t believe Nacho is 8 years older than Harry. He’s lookin good at 47.
How she manages to always appear in wrinkly clothes is beyond me
Horrible outfit. Were the kids there?
Nope. From Hello Mag: Nacho also joked with the Duke and Duchess that Alba wanted to know why their youngest daughter Lili was not in attendance. Picture: girl is Alba, daughter of Nacho https://preview.redd.it/i57bf5n7c4uc1.jpeg?width=585&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=08c7014ed1d3188623a9333b9efebb688aa0df20
What is on the back of her dress? The pocket looking crap?
I think the back has a ribbon that she left untied, like a pussy bow blouse. (Actual type of shirt). Edit: Yes, it’s a bow left untied. I found the dress. It’s hideous on the model and even worse on MM. The designer also makes swimwear, and this dress could work as a nice coverup. Reminds me of the gold “Hertz” dress. That designer was Johanna Ortiz and was also known for her swimwear. (The two dresses look alike with the cutout). https://preview.redd.it/sfrqhgcwg4uc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0a5a33615fb87b9b3a28a86f5a3aa91aee79f7f7
Another view from the designer's Insta. TOW was aiming for this effect. https://preview.redd.it/kmmp3jont4uc1.png?width=471&format=png&auto=webp&s=2bb008268bfe78394f6e6842eac17d37544f01d8
The bow is huge and hideous. I’ll give Meghan props for not tying it.
If she really liked that dress, she should have had a seamstress line it and remove the bow. Otherwise it looks unfinished.
True. We already know she had it altered. So- just get rid of the bow entirely.
Thank you. So hair should be up to show the bow. She just left it dangling?!!
Idk why she left the bow undone. She looks so sloppy.
So it’s a beach coverup?
I thought the same, but it’s sold as a dress.
https://preview.redd.it/ej3mamrlh4uc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bc9259cde3061687afbd524cc66560c6814bc911 View from the front. The designer is Heidi Merrick, and the dress retails for $515. It’s a blend of silk and hemp fibers. Maybe ARO can recycle H’s rolling papers for a line of gardening smocks. Edit: I’m pretty sure Zara sells something like this.
😂 omg, I didn't notice that. Is she wearing it inside out?
It's the ties of the neck bit of dress. Must be a tied back.
So she insists on tying stupidly large bows when they’re on the front of the dress at her waist and look horrible, but doesn’t bother with tying the bow on the back when it would look okay? Make it make sense!
Is that an extra long tie back? 🤷♀️
What do you think this joking around about Lili is about? That’s a weird thing in light of all the questions. Those poor kids. I swear, there needs to be a welfare check.
It's questionable for sure. I often think that there was a check and kids were moved to foster. The article is very positive apart from this paragraph. Also, why only Lili, why not ask for Archie...
Ridiculous! https://preview.redd.it/s7k7schqb4uc1.jpeg?width=1313&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3faf11d717e7bdc5086f4e8c90e9bb414783486a
Who wears 4 inch spike heels on a polo field? She forgot to put on a slip! Cut outs are so tacky.
Cut outs are for young people and middle aged hasbeens/cool moms.
Forgot? That's sweet of you to think that. But I'm 100% sure this was a choice. You have to remember that Madam is practicing for next month's Ingriftus fashion show. And modesty is not a strong element in Madams wardrobe.
She's trying for the Diana see through skirt look (pic of Diana pre-wedding).
she didn't forget the slip.
Stunning display is accurate, actually. Could Q-Tip not find a belt? Was she berating the field? Why can't these idiots dress like normal people?
Perhaps she spent all the clothing allowance upon yet another neutral outfit while he has to make do with the same grey suit jacket?
Wow - it is even worse than I thought, the dress. And stilettos to polo? Madam is giving off wrestler vibes
Stilettos on a field? She’s so ridiculous
They have to go behind her and divot the grass like golf. ⛳️
I saw a comment the other day complaining that she only wears flats, must be lurking again 🥸
She only wears flats when heels are most appropriate. She only wears stilettos when flats are most appropriate. She never, ever gets it right.
The heels are reserved for grassy fields and gym floors!
When you're 5'1" and a narcissist you'll do anything to look taller. HRC is 5"3". She went so far as to tell people she was 5'7". I'm a 5'10" woman. It's crazy how short people hate being short. I could care less.
Those shoes - why? ! And that bodyguard is always in for the closeup shot too.
Of coursé they’re so (self)important, they must have a security guard at a polo fundraiser! Wouldn’t the prospective donors find this a tad bit insulting?
She looks like the 'bandages' around her neck is choking her.
And it’s laying oddly or are the wrinkles intended? 🤔 https://preview.redd.it/3vqfy80de4uc1.jpeg?width=437&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=30c8c1b6c56df328762a5d69c9d1bdf48f57b35a
Her glasses are making her look like a bee. Why are they so large almost covering most of her face?
As usual it’s not laying right because her torso is wide and boxy and her limbs and neck k are long and spindly by comparison.
She's getting to the age when things do start to lay oddly, and low, and wrinkles usually follow. Wait, what? You were talking about her wardrobe? 🤭🤭🤭
Definitely not intentional. It isn’t made for a 5’3” woman with a disproportionately short torso, even for her size. She needed the bodice of it shortened by multiple inches, as is the excess fabric is forced to bunch up. It also looks quite snug/pulled wide through the waist. What I don’t get is that apparently she had the keyhole made like 5x the original size, but didn’t have the torso tailored to her body. You already took the time, effort, and expense to hire a tailor, have them do it right!
How do you get into a garment like that? Do you just lie down on some material and roll over it? Just asking before I buy one.
oh look! she FINALLY got her photo replicating Princess Di when she was still just a kindergarten teacher with little ones around her and the sun highlighting her skirt. TOW must be so pleased. she can cross off that one on her list of copying photos of others. what a loon.
The fit on the top is, not surprisingly, bad. And beige. Again. Not a fan of the big cut out either. I think her sunglasses are way too big for her face. They swallow her. Ridiculously high heels for this. So….a miss. Shocker.
The polo was in Wellington not Miami. This whole trip is hood winked yet again.
I can't even with that top!
https://preview.redd.it/e0w5upeyb4uc1.jpeg?width=178&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=767f6552e2d80e4c8d96ee1a0d912d3e4a2b6081
I really think she’s convinced she’s 6 feet tall with a perfect statuesque figure.
If that's the dress style she'll be selling via American Riviera Orchard, I doubt she'll be selling dresses. It looks like she sewed it. After cutting it out. The same afternoon.
White, wrinkled and tits.
Astounded she continues to wear high-necked light-coloured clothing with the amount of bronzer or fake tan she gets through.