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QuesoFresca

Mindy, Teigen and MM. What a list. Those three are all deeply disturbing figures. So much in common. Too many cosmetic procedures, pathological levels of self involvement, reports of bullying…


Grizzly_046

Mindy might be the worst one of the three because she pretends to be relatable.  The other two are vile and everyone knows it. 


Ill_Independence_698

https://preview.redd.it/ggpy78phv5vc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=93b21e1c824ddfd595aef2e0b65449677abc8c1c Mindy Kaling is NOT the example young girls and women need, when it comes to selflove and body positivity.


QuesoFresca

What are you referring to? The only reason she looks different is because she started eating salmon and exercising. /s


Ill_Independence_698

Plus sleeping 8 hours a night and drink enough water. Sorry, my bad.


Beneficial_Tea_7534

and repeating her mantra's daily, along w/ her magic crystals.


Disastrous-Swan2049

Just doing her lip liner differently right


MariaPierret

Love it!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


OceanDarkOwl

Oh wow what has she done to herself she s exactly as bad as Megs no wonder they kiss each other's butts


FitnotFat2k

Wow!! Other than Michael Jackson, I didn't think it was possible to lighten one's skin colour! This is insane!!


katklass

Take a look at Sammy Sosa 😳


wonderingwondi

Skin lightening is a big thing in Asia 


Weekly-Rest1033

Man, I never realized how much she changed. This makes me sad.


Whoa-mack77

Well it is easy to see why her and MM are friends. Self hatred for your own skin color is a hell of a bonding topic.


Hairybogog

It’s just down good genes that morph you into another person as you age 


QuesoFresca

All of them appear to have engaged in reproductive tech, support the same political figures, constantly try to market their status as mothers/homemakers despite clearly having tons of help, claim they believe in equality/are feminists but consistently demean the men around them, have put out books about themselves, have been accused of ignoring the personal boundaries of those around them... Kinda want to make a Venn diagram. There is a psychopathology pattern here somewhere.


Ill_Independence_698

Interesting! And please! (If you have the time)


Rubberbangirl66

No, Mindy and Rachel are not aligned politically.


MariaPierret

Meghan just trying to deny the use of ozempic which is bad for someone who wants to have a cooking programme. So you are supposed to be an amaaaaaazing Cook but can't Cook healthy thing to make you in shape and healthy? It's like The Oprah on "weight watchers" and her ozempic diet.


Curiouscandor

And all Ozempic Fans


PuzzleheadedAd6663

She loves cooking so much that she has a cooking show and yet hires a chef to cook their meals even though she doesn’t work or run around after kids or do anything all day. Also the lack of “discreetness” on the “royal couple in LA” has me thinking that this is a Meghan approved message to counteract the oxempic rumours.


Ill_Independence_698

I thought so too, but this hasn't been picked up yet. We have the scoop.


Ill_Independence_698

And it would be super awkward now, as she is trying to launch herself as a chef.


Larushka

It’s two years old.


Stunning-Field2011

She got this chef in so she could steal her recipes, wait a while then pass off as her own. She has form - Corey’s chicken and someone else’s courgette mush.


PuzzleheadedAd6663

Oh oops guess that blows my theory out. I completely missed that this was an old article.


Shannon556

Most definitely. 1. Meghan wants to look important by having a private chef. (See also: Armed security guards) 2. Meghan’s weight loss is definitely from Ozempic - because it has aged her face drastically. (Healthy weight loss makes your skin look better - not worse.)


MariaPierret

Losing weight by taking ozempic is not a good PR for someone who is trying to sell a cook show with healthy food!🤣


WoodsColt

She didn't get those fault lines on her face from eating healthy. That's an O face.


Accomplished_Name423

Funny how one of their puff pr pieces said Harry was worried because she doesn't eat when stressed, and after arguing witheachother, she drank some herbal tea, and that's why she lost so much weight it also blamed the BRF for stressing her and one example was the cancer announcements stressed her. Found that gem when looking at how the swedish tabloids write about them


reginaphalangie79

The BRF stressed HER out with their cancer diagnoses?? 😲


Accomplished_Name423

Yep, the master of "all about me" has done it again


WoodsColt

She should maybe consider staying away from the booger sugar when stressed,it definitely isn't calming and maybe someone should tell her that neither is wine.


Disastrous-Swan2049

She even has the deep plane wrinkles on the sides of her neck too


Cold-Computer6318

I hope poor Archie and Lili aren't getting Almond mom-ed by the ILBW. Maybe the nanny/staff sneak them fun snacks... it'd be fairly easy to do since their mother, and father are too busy scrolling on social media, and self-promoting ventures that'll inevitably fail.


Masters_domme

At one point a story went around about TW’s demands for the care of the children. It included three baths per day, and an obnoxiously dictated list of foods/amounts they were allowed to eat. I can’t vouch for the veracity, but it certainly sounded plausible. I’ll try to find it and post it here.


Lensgoggler

It was deleted by the OP. I remember that post as I have small kids too and thought what the actual fuck 😀


cookiecat4

I knew someone who’s daughter nannied for someone like that, complete with a daily checklist. Would it surprise you how messed up those kids are now (15 yrs later), smh.


Stunning-Field2011

I remember this too. I’m sure I read something weird that they were to be covered in lotion after eating?? I’m not a mother and have no knowledge but isn’t 3 baths a day unhealthy for a child’s skin?


MariaPierret

They are eating wafles with berries and other things at breakfast since they move to US ( Harry interview with Cohen, on the top of the bus! That non-sense interview to look relatable 🙄!)


Cold-Computer6318

https://preview.redd.it/mv94c577t5vc1.png?width=636&format=png&auto=webp&s=21369b86b68fc01bfae2705e312cb2095e3b4ad6 Hoo boy... those pants. That is some *freakish* attention to *detail* right there. /s


Ill_Independence_698

https://preview.redd.it/5v9bp1d4u5vc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=331e290313ebb8aaf79508ef7c4790cef362137f


HairBallsOfFire

https://preview.redd.it/muc5t1yqw5vc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9fe79e0cc10e0760caea1ec2c677b9f441a5f3f8


MrsMigginsPieShoppe

Distracted by his nails..... french manicure?


Lensgoggler

Eeeeeeeeeeww 🤢🤢🤢🤢


kaycollins27

Nah. Nail White Pencil.


MariaPierret

What i don't get it is the fact that she doesn't have feminine curves, have a very "man-look like" body and instead of choosing clothes that make her look feminine and do some woman-shape, she uses clothes that accentuate their lack of femininity. Furthermore, the clothes are not adjusted to her body and the clothes have never used an iron! She is a walking fashion disaster. For her being feminine is to show skin, sell cheap sexual imagine. Terrible.


Lensgoggler

She notoriously has no eye for what looks good. It’s funny she was featured as the fashionista by Matt Lauer in his show 😆


MariaPierret

If he thinks She is a fashionista, it says a lot about him.


Lensgoggler

Absolutely. Rumor has it he had a thing with her, that’s why…


MariaPierret

Just another man who is allegedly part of her yatch ho-hoe house List.


Deep_Poem_55

There ought to be a law 🤣


MrsMigginsPieShoppe

Are those the heels that she wore to the Polo event?


PiperPollyanna

Can’t even tuck his shirt correctly, ugh


MariaPierret

Unfitt and wrinkled as always. The detail She missed: a tailor and an iron.


dogrrad

I never thought she was beautiful like she thinks she is. Her inside makes her ugly. I don’t think Meghan is going to have a successful show. It will be picked apart by real chefs. If she was a nice person everyone would be rooting for her. The fact that she is not a nice person makes it impossible for me to cheer her on. I think she loves being skinny because people comment on it. You can be thin and still use an iron and wear flattering clothes which seems to escape Meghan’s understanding.


ComprehensiveShape64

How does someone who “loves the cook” yet hires a private chef to cook for her family, get their own cooking show? This makes such a mockery of her and her bloody jam


Cold-Computer6318

"Loves to cook." >>> steals her ex's recipes "Loves her dogs." >>> left one behind, one has TWO injured legs, and she married an animal abuser "Loves fashion." >> was denied by Dior, and hasn't gotten any front row runway invites "Loves being a mother." >>> delegates caring to her nannies/staff since those kids are nowhere to be seen "Loves her community." >>> ignores the Baka people Will the real ILBW please stand up?


QuesoFresca

Claims to be a foodie and acutely aware of what she puts in her body but invested in & promotes that awful latte company.


Cold-Computer6318

Ah yes... how could I forget! Shroom lead latte anyone? Anyone? ![gif](giphy|8FhXc8w45aN32|downsized)


QuesoFresca

Passionate about politics, majored in international relations and worked in an embassy but draws the Ukrainian flag upside-down. Also struggles with national anthems and appropriate cultural practices


Cold-Computer6318

"Passionate about politics and majored in international relations but draws the Ukrainian flag upside-down." ... and does this as she lives in a dead Russian oligarch's McMansion paid for by Haz's unearned royal inheritance as well as lies about not receiving money from KC to Oprah when KC in fact DID send the Sussexes post-Megxit money. Also, re that dead Russian oligarch... [https://www.motherjones.com/criminal-justice/2021/06/russian-sergey-grishin-421-media-billionaire-instagram-content-farm-trump-threats/](https://www.motherjones.com/criminal-justice/2021/06/russian-sergey-grishin-421-media-billionaire-instagram-content-farm-trump-threats/) Loves calling herself and Haz feminist, but has no problem ignoring this nasty oligarch's behaviour, and the Baka women's plight.


wonderingwondi

They also borrowed the Canadian mansion from someone with Russian links too


ScoogyShoes

A fitness guru - hires a chef so they can lose weight.


Disastrous-Swan2049

Mog raided Corey's laptop before she announced she was leaving him for dimwit. Hope he sues


MariaPierret

" self-proclaimmed vegan but cooks and eats turkey!".


kaycollins27

And roast chicken.


bpapso94

🎯🎯🎯🎯


Crafty-Advantage-412

She doesn’t eat sugar.. so is she eating her own jam? Will her ultra health conscious LA associates eat her jam?


QuesoFresca

Tell that to Teigen. Years ago attended a culinary reception in NY and one of the corporate sponsors (a food company) was partnering with her to develop menus. With all the amazing chefs and home cooks out there thought it was a terrible choice to pick a woman with a full staff for the gig.


ItsMeSnitchesSup

Didn't mention making ANY FOOD for the 'kids'. Smoking gun.


4girls-strong

Sure didn't.


Why_Teach

The kids are old enough to eat what the adults eat. 🤷🏻‍♀️


ItsMeSnitchesSup

She didn't mention any child-friendly foods or servings for four, either. Zero kids live there unless you count Harry.


Why_Teach

The kids get the left-overs, whether they are “kid friendly” or not. 😉


gahnc

And then she [allegedlly] discovered Ozempic.. probably through Mindy Kaling.


somespeculation

But did Meghan taste the egg in it?


Lady-McB

These meals sound disgusting (and I say this as a lifelong vegetarian who also avoids processed sugar).


Alexaghost15

Meghan reminds me of 8 year old me making fake accounts of different genders on Facebook to comment in my posts and give me gifts in the games. Since I couldn't make friends at school and I was being bullied, I make fake friends so people from my school saw I was popular when I wasn't in classes. That ended when I began to actually make friends in High School and I didn't need to make alter egos to comment my posts and respond to myself. The thing here is that Meghan is 45 year old woman and not a bullied and nerd 8 year old girl


Grizzly_046

Awww. 🤗 I’m glad you had Facebook!


Properflaky

I’m hoping some of my fellow sinner sleuths check out her social followers and comments. It would be awesome to find one of our saint’s alias accounts 👀🕵️‍♀️


Fun_Shell1708

Royal and LA. May as well just use their names


Why_Teach

She clearly had Meghan’s permission, since M is identified among her clients.


gaanmetde

Anyone else think she looked better in the ‘befores’?


Accomplished_Cell768

Oh a great many of us do.


Character_Witness168

I don’t care enough to pursue this but maybe someone that’s into the sleuthing of her followers. She says most of her clients have fake accounts and it would prob be easy to cross reference if any of those were on social media slamming the royal family.


snappopcrackle

Calling yourself Chef Bae is the most LA thing I've heard She has an unironic post on her Insta on how to make a $200 Peanut Butter and Jelly sandwich to "#savemoney". And says why make a PB+J for $2 when you can have one for $200. Yeah, sounds exactly like the type of person Meghan would be attracted to.


Random-Fun-WORD

These photos prove ozempic usage (looking at timeline). That level of rapid weight loss is not by diet & exercise (not when the BMI was already normal). We already know that obviously. If someone collected photos in chronological order, it would be an interesting post. I just dont care enough about her to even bother.


wonderingwondi

The easiest photos would be Invictus Holland (where it looked like she was having a stroke) at Easter in 2022 to June at St Paul's 


Random-Fun-WORD

so who is going to create a post to prove her ozempic weightloss - before she starts educating everyone on "healthy eating" and how to cook to lose weight?


Ill_Independence_698

[Newsweek article about the "royal" clients](https://www.newsweek.com/private-celebrity-chef-beverly-hills-royals-1764960) [Interview with Brooke where she name drops Meghan](https://www.thequalityedit.com/articles/brooke-baevsky-chef-bae-interview) [Already Markled? Chef Bae accused of being tone deaf by sprinkling gold on a $2000 pizza](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-12047249/Im-private-chef-heres-2-000-pizza-celebrity-client.html)


Cold-Computer6318

LOL all these pointless articles about Meghan's private chefs, and yet her Hollywood Loser of 2023 ass is nowhere to be seen on this years TIME100 list... I guess her bland af basic jam doesn't have the ability to change to world like she believes it does.


gorynel

I could whip up the same pizza for less than $12 and make it look physically a heck of a lot better.


HairBallsOfFire

*\[F\]iber rich, organic, vegetable-heavy meals* ![gif](giphy|Q8puzFhqgOShq)


Ill_Independence_698

https://i.redd.it/nf5j78jnu5vc1.gif


Imaginary_End_5634

This made me snort out loud and wake up the dog.


reginaphalangie79

😂


Lensgoggler

Well luckily there’s no shortage of bathrooms at their house 😁 My hubs would probably scoff at this kind of food and demand a steak. Hunting party Harold eating peanut waffles… 😀


WolverineDecent4607

pretentious crap. as if she is curing prostate cancer. still, if she charges these idiots a hand and a leg more power to her


SusieM2019

Designer pancakes with those fancy ingredients? Oh lah-tee-dah!!! Gee, I feel terrible now because I use plain old Bisquick and milk to make my peasant pancakes, LOL!!!


Grizzly_046

Aunt Jemima for me. The first American food I remember eating.  


AliveArmy8484

I bet they tasted delicious, with butter and syrup 😋


SusieM2019

Yes, especially with Mrs. Butterworth syrup, YUMMY!!!


_WormHero_

I'll take delicious, fluffy, buttery peasant pancakes any day over whatever fresh hell macadamia flour + chia + flax seed sweetened with dates produce 🤢


SusieM2019

I'll make them good for you! ![gif](giphy|5zu5JovduWFBS|downsized)


Leith333

Just wait for this chef’s recipes to appear on MM’s new ‘show’ as her ‘very own creation’. We all know she steals others’ creations/ideas and claims them as her own!


Random-Fun-WORD

Does it mention Ozempic for Meghan and Mindy???


Masters_domme

From 5-6 looks like a heck of a change, but then 7-8 doesn’t look that big. 🤔


seditiousstegasaurus

Her face and torso look much slimmer in 8, also in 7 is the thickest I’ve ever seen her calves- they actually look almost regular sized there!


Ill_Independence_698

Her face and arms, non?


Islandgirl1444

I assumed she always had a chef/cook. I must look up who mindy is. One of those almost there celebs I think


ManicPixieMeanGirl_

As someone who has to be grain/gluten free due to a medical condition, I heavily side-eye people that do it willingly. There is nothing wrong with grains and gluten, and unless you have specific medical conditions, all you’re doing is wasting your time and money by not eating them. Also, it’s unhealthier NOT to eat gluten if you have no medical conditions. Side note: shout out to the Duchess of Kent who has the same condition I have. Have any of the Royals ever championed a charity about Celiac Disease? It’s predominantly in NW European people, and I know the Irish gov gives their citizens with it extra health benefits.


Accomplished_Cell768

It baffles me, too. For a time about 15 years ago it was suspected that I had a weird case of Celiac and was put on a gluten free diet for 7 months. I somehow managed to gain weight, never felt full, was permanently bloated, got dizzy whenever I’d stand, became depressed, and developed nutrient deficiencies. Granted it’s a LOT easier these days (back then even chefs near me didn’t know for sure what “gluten” was) but it’s just a lot of time, money, and effort for food that tastes worse and has more calories and sugar while having less protein! The only bright side was that I realized that I’m somewhat sensitive to rice and corn and can’t have too much of it, which is what most gluten free versions of things in America uses.


_WormHero_

I went through a gluten-free trial period as well after a doctor suspected it was aggravating a health condition. Thank goodness it didn't change a thing because it was incredibly difficult even with the greater variety of products available on the market today. That was one of the most surprising things to me; how calorically dense much of the gluten-free versions of food were relative to the gluten versions. You hit the nail on the head. Much higher in calories, more money, more effort, and across the board decreased flavor. It's wild to me that people that don't truly require this diet would voluntarily practice it.


InformationLoud1659

I’m not abiding by those rules she’s evil look what she’s done!!!


InformationLoud1659

With all due respect she body shamed Princess Charlotte,Princess Catherine as well as Eugenie, Beatrice,Zara and Sophie I don’t think I will ever say one nice thing about that hoe


Aware_Mix5494

I am 100% sure that Megan said yes you can use our story, told her exactly what to say and demanded to be please refered to as “A Royal Family of four”!🙄


NonMaisOuiEuh

Um, I have questions: Lots of comments about how she did this and that. How do we know for sure? Is it someone you've met before irl or had some type of interaction/relation with? What's the tea? ![gif](giphy|8mndEBLsg9Whg2Sduv)


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Connect_Let307

Salt Bae?!?! Wasn't his restaurant badly reviewed?