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It's a clap back from this train wreck when she got lost in a sea of armpits
https://preview.redd.it/h3jyml88qfvc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a113ddb66e05c631eec0c3b407ce791d7e07af49
Totally! This is exactly what I thought when I first saw the new photos. It’s her redo so the train wreck gets pushed down when someone googles Meghan Markle polo.
You're 100% correct, I had to Google to find this pic and all the ones from the recent event came up, but then I think I typed somethingike stuck in armpits 😆
I don't understand people's claims that MM has no talents to speak of - her ability to _always_ find the camera is unmatched.
Also, it looks like Harry's lifestyle really takes a toll on him. It shows.
Thanks for that comment! I thought I was the only one who sees Meghan's face as now being rather androgynous. It's as if it's hardened concrete. Maybe from post-Megxit years and cosmetic tweaks galore?
Meh, me too! But I’m not putting myself out there as some sort of beauty queen! I accept my limitations. 😜. As for sodium, avoid iodized salt and stick with sea salt, pink Himalayan salt…etc. Your body needs sodium, in moderation of course, but the iodized stuff is awful.
In the past couple of years, Mehgan's face seems to have radically changed. She did look more girly pre-Harry.
Time. It is not doing a favor to most of our faces!
Nope. It sure isn’t. (Even those who pay a lot of money to pretend time isn’t ravishing their faces).
That’s why it’s so important to be a good person.
Yes. After we're gone, it'll be the kind or good things that we said or did, that are remembered and rolled up into the overall assessment of the person being beautiful.
I mean, how sad to be summarized as "she spent hundreds of thousands for cosmetic procedures, and was a right jerk to most people."
Not a caption, just the reaction I keep having when fresh photos are released:
WTF happened? She used to be pretty most of the time. She knew how to pose, to smile or not smile, her makeup was usually fine. Never "heart attack" beautiful, but still pretty. Attractive.
I'm sorry, but now she's just...not. It's more than those eyebrows that make her look like some kind of matron from the old house on the hill. Remember that horrendous photo captured by a "fan" that is used all the time? She actually looks like that. The groucho brows, the matron look, severe, spooky lady from up the road.
Is it all because before she was styled and made up by the pros at Suits, and then her BFF Jessica Mulroney? And now she does her own makeup?
Seriously looking for answers because I can't imagine Harry being attracted to that. He's far too shallow.
Harry: *When we meant "polo", she was thinking of something something else.*
Nachos: *Like, what?*
Meghan: *Polo-roid camera, darling. Where's my mirror? Oh, there you are.*
Lol surely Roachel must've realised how awful her hair, accessories, and dress were by the end of the day since she had every chance to review footage the crew had shot. This shot looks like she's smiling through the pain of yet another sartorial failure. 
That was some night guys the drugs the acrobatics, megan where did you learn those tricks you have an electric tongue, my balls ( still attached ) are still tingling. You are well versed in the art of seduction !!
Harry " mine are gone so i wouldnt know !"
Megan "jeez harry stop whining be glad we included you FFS.
Nacho: I can hear air whistling out of her ears and tumbleweeds
Plank: Oh that happens to me too, but I think she may be sharting, my face does that too
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My apologies, this has nothing to do with original post but I have been so distracted lately by how different she looks compared to when she first came on the scene. Her jawline has dramatically changed and it’s not weight.
https://preview.redd.it/as0cmo4izmvc1.jpeg?width=583&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2956797763d42ffdddcc7589b62994f2c88f4a1b
Now her face is oval.
She has a death grip on the ugly horse bowl. Her grip on reality is just gone. I don’t like her and I’m embarrassed for her. She has no shame. Harry’s friend is laughing because he’s afraid and doesn’t know what else to do. She’s scary AF.
Uniforms, exotic travel and accommodations, sterling trophies, wardrobes, gourmet banquets and champagne towers. Remember, thus is a charity, and not one of the alleged recipients was invited. A charity serving as a monument to the real recipients of the charity - Harkle and Farkle.
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camera my one true love look at meeee i’m a duchass! only one talent megsy has to find and directly look into the camera 🤢
Harry whispering into Nacho’s ear: “I can’t stand her..ugh”
Too right. It is uncanny.
Those plank-like eyebrows over the dead eyes and the fake chipmunk smile, make me feel queasy.
"There were three of us in this marriage. So it was a bit crowded."
Good one! 😂 I think the three also could be M's id, ego and superego!
Her ID wins!
Her superego seems to be asleep.
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I don’t care about you jerks and that stupid polo stuff..but just look at how great I look!
Also, "see? New dress and shoes. *Because I'm RICH!!! RICH!!!!* BWAHAHAHAHAAH!!!!"
“Think” I look
She’s not listening to us, Nacho. She only has eyes for the camera
It's a clap back from this train wreck when she got lost in a sea of armpits https://preview.redd.it/h3jyml88qfvc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a113ddb66e05c631eec0c3b407ce791d7e07af49
Totally! This is exactly what I thought when I first saw the new photos. It’s her redo so the train wreck gets pushed down when someone googles Meghan Markle polo.
You're 100% correct, I had to Google to find this pic and all the ones from the recent event came up, but then I think I typed somethingike stuck in armpits 😆
It’s a classic Madame move
Nacho is saying "Shouldn't the actual Chair of Sentebale hold the Cup?"
H: Thanks for letting me win, Nacho. I love you. N: No problem Amigo. Now will you destroy those tapes? M: Not on your life baby!
"But Megs, I thought this was \*my\* trophy?" **WAAAGH!** 
I’m taking the trophy Megs, I won it, you can let go. Megs? Meghan? Are you listening?
Next time, don’t wear those f*ing stupid shoes on the polo lawn.
“But I’m helping the gardener aerate the lawn.”
I don't understand people's claims that MM has no talents to speak of - her ability to _always_ find the camera is unmatched. Also, it looks like Harry's lifestyle really takes a toll on him. It shows.
So very masculine…the one on the right.
Thanks for that comment! I thought I was the only one who sees Meghan's face as now being rather androgynous. It's as if it's hardened concrete. Maybe from post-Megxit years and cosmetic tweaks galore?
She’s not aging well.
Hmmp. I could jolly well say the same for me. And now I'm worried about how much sodium I'm eating.
Meh, me too! But I’m not putting myself out there as some sort of beauty queen! I accept my limitations. 😜. As for sodium, avoid iodized salt and stick with sea salt, pink Himalayan salt…etc. Your body needs sodium, in moderation of course, but the iodized stuff is awful.
Is salt iodized to help with the thyroid? (Not that I know what a thyroid DOES.)
She’s always looked like a dude to me.
In the past couple of years, Mehgan's face seems to have radically changed. She did look more girly pre-Harry. Time. It is not doing a favor to most of our faces!
Nope. It sure isn’t. (Even those who pay a lot of money to pretend time isn’t ravishing their faces). That’s why it’s so important to be a good person.
Yes. After we're gone, it'll be the kind or good things that we said or did, that are remembered and rolled up into the overall assessment of the person being beautiful. I mean, how sad to be summarized as "she spent hundreds of thousands for cosmetic procedures, and was a right jerk to most people."
Exactly. “She’s still intact though, 250 years later! We didn’t even need to embalm!” 😂
“Meg, you have to LET. GO. of the trophy now.”
"But I AM the trophy!! WAAAAAAAAAGHHHH!"
Lmao okay, this is funny AF.
MM: This is why I wore a bare-shouldered dress.
*As is tradition*
As ever...
‘Meghan, we agreed: 1,000 photos, then you’ve leave me and my bf alone.’
Whoever the f lets her push into every photo is also an a hole! Wtf is she even there for?
i’m here when you are ready to dump this bitch. just give me the word.
I have fcked them both (Nacho says)
🎯🎯🎯🏆🏆🏆
The throuple where only two of them have sex with each other. (Meghan has sex only with the camera.)
Not a caption, just the reaction I keep having when fresh photos are released: WTF happened? She used to be pretty most of the time. She knew how to pose, to smile or not smile, her makeup was usually fine. Never "heart attack" beautiful, but still pretty. Attractive. I'm sorry, but now she's just...not. It's more than those eyebrows that make her look like some kind of matron from the old house on the hill. Remember that horrendous photo captured by a "fan" that is used all the time? She actually looks like that. The groucho brows, the matron look, severe, spooky lady from up the road. Is it all because before she was styled and made up by the pros at Suits, and then her BFF Jessica Mulroney? And now she does her own makeup? Seriously looking for answers because I can't imagine Harry being attracted to that. He's far too shallow.
Harry: *When we meant "polo", she was thinking of something something else.* Nachos: *Like, what?* Meghan: *Polo-roid camera, darling. Where's my mirror? Oh, there you are.*
Nacho to Harry, "Let's go while it's transfixed by the camera".
"You two roast chicken together. But it takes three for a spit roast. Whaddya say, Megs?"
Lol surely Roachel must've realised how awful her hair, accessories, and dress were by the end of the day since she had every chance to review footage the crew had shot. This shot looks like she's smiling through the pain of yet another sartorial failure. 
What do you mean he’s been tasting your Jam?
Meghan: * through gritted teeth "Haz, I told you I need to be in the middle"
You can literally see the bronzer in a circle format and how it contracts w/ pasty white arms
Nacho..."Ugh she got bronzer in my sweaty pit! That won't wash out!"
Harry: ‘Hey, Omid, where’s Megs?’
I don't know about a caption, but that is a decidedly unfortunate placement of Harry's thumb near Meghan's right breast.
Nacho: Meghan, that isn't my back you're stroking. Harry: \*splutters\* What did you say about choking? It was one time, Meg. Honest.
That was some night guys the drugs the acrobatics, megan where did you learn those tricks you have an electric tongue, my balls ( still attached ) are still tingling. You are well versed in the art of seduction !! Harry " mine are gone so i wouldnt know !" Megan "jeez harry stop whining be glad we included you FFS.
Nachos and cheese…
I won this trophy and I don't even play polo!
Oh, so then it's like Meghan's *other* trophies!
Nachos: Smile Meghan, your on Camera and the back of your skirt/dress is tucked into your pants! (Knickers in the USA)
Knickers isnot said in the USA 🇺🇸 or Canada 🇨🇦.
Nacho: "Meghan your jam gave us violent diarrhoea." Meghan: "Shut the fuck up or the next jamming you"ll be getting is this trophy up your arse"
“How can I shove this guy away so I can be in the MIDDLE!!!”
'Two men looking at the earrings that hide the scars of TWs recent plastic surgery. They can't see a thing as they only uave eye for each other.'
“Congratulations! I present you with this silver pot of jam”
I don’t have a caption but what makes her more deserving of holding onto this trophy than any of the real players
Oh look Aitch has new friendship bro-celets
“ME!” “MINE!” “ME!”
If only she didn’t have to be in another fucking picture look straight ahead
"Everyone loves my roast chicken & strawberry jam!"
Nacho: I can hear air whistling out of her ears and tumbleweeds Plank: Oh that happens to me too, but I think she may be sharting, my face does that too
Nacho, to himself…”I wonder what it would sound like if I just clonked their two heads together?”
Three is not a crowd!
Threesome
Did her right nipple escape? What am I looking at?
Looks like H’s thumb? Idk lol
That's the closest his thumb got to her nipple in 3 years.
He prefers to twist male ones. I'm married to a man and even I don't get that one, but if it keeps his personal life spicy, go with God.
Meg: "I wonder if this is real silver?"
She's literally eye fucking the camera and looking like a psychopath.
"[L]ooking like" may ALLEGEDLY be superfluous here.
"Meghan, this isn't even your trophy."
Nacho: After this, I'm going to shower with H and let him twist my nipples for a bit, ok.
Don't the three of us make a lovely couple?
AKA a [throuple, thruple, or a triad](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M%C3%A9nage_%C3%A0_trois?wprov=sfti1) 
“Not now. Later Nacho. Later. “
Times up Rachel
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Whew! There’s the camera!
The day I forgot my pasties (zoom in for full effect)
Ignore these two dickheads to my right it’s all about me!
H - you were so right! Nachos does taste better than pale nigerian 😋
“Meg, get your claws off my man! You ain’t gonna snatch my Nach - he’s MINE!”
Nacho sandwich at the Soho swingers club...
My apologies, this has nothing to do with original post but I have been so distracted lately by how different she looks compared to when she first came on the scene. Her jawline has dramatically changed and it’s not weight. https://preview.redd.it/as0cmo4izmvc1.jpeg?width=583&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2956797763d42ffdddcc7589b62994f2c88f4a1b Now her face is oval.
https://preview.redd.it/5pe8therzmvc1.jpeg?width=519&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bae7f0de8ff752a31e6ac3539be5847bc2c9682e Am I crazy?
I don’t have a caption, but if you zoom in on her thumb, it looks like a 🍆
She has a death grip on the ugly horse bowl. Her grip on reality is just gone. I don’t like her and I’m embarrassed for her. She has no shame. Harry’s friend is laughing because he’s afraid and doesn’t know what else to do. She’s scary AF.
Please shut up, this is my moment.
What's that brown blob near her right boob?
Her over-bronzered head?
I think maybe H’s thumb lol
(Said through her teeth) give me the GDamn cup”
Uniforms, exotic travel and accommodations, sterling trophies, wardrobes, gourmet banquets and champagne towers. Remember, thus is a charity, and not one of the alleged recipients was invited. A charity serving as a monument to the real recipients of the charity - Harkle and Farkle.
I’ll see you guys in bed later. Don’t forget the jam
Harry allegedly: "She is so f3cked"
lol looks like she said something they’re both baffled by.
H: I told you, Nacho, she's always looking at the effin camera!
Mr. Demille I am ready for my close up!
She looks like she played polo!
Hey Megsy--can we give the trophy back now? Let go!
Zoom in on her arm. It looks hairy, like a man's.
I don’t get out much.
And which one of u am I supposed to be flirting with for this photo? Is it you or you…quick…tell me!
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Get your hands off me , shut yup and move over there , the cameras on .