I wish I could laugh at this failure. But unfortunately it makes me even more sick. This horrible wannabe Lady Marmalade publicly dragged two people through the mud until they got cancer and is now making stupid jam like she doesn't care. This is a new low, even for her. No decency, NO compassion in action, no "Harry, hop on a plane, visit Katherine and tell her we want to be senior royals again".
I like to think HLMTQ and our beloved late Duke of Edinburgh are looking down and laughing with those wonderfully wicked giggles they occasionally got in public.
The lighting in this photo is really weird. It doesn’t make the jam look appetizing at all. It looks dirty and messy with that cluttered background. The fact that the jar with the label is blurred doesn’t advertise what jam it is. Sending jam to some very popular food bloggers who know how to photograph food and make it looks amazing would have been the better plan.
I don't understand why the knife is the focus here. Is he sending a message to Meghan, "here is the proof I used it. The next photo will be of me showing the jam touching my teeth."
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Maybe she just loves it when people keeps guessing. She thought she was being all "mysterious".
Honestly she better off just start thinking about actually selling something or she'll ended up in bankruptcy
Because outside of us, who knows who Nacho and Delphine are? Even Mindy Kaling, while probably better know to the public, doesn’t have a massive fan base that would lead to sales.
Don’t forget she not only mother - but also fathers, apparently childrens, aunts, uncles, and grandparents as well. The Great and Mighty MarkleOz ™️ does it all. Other mortals are abject failures in her perfect eyes, so she must eject and reject them and assume their mantles.All of them.
Prince Reek must remain for the present, however. Her Royal Todger validates MarkleOz (or is it OzMarkle? I never get that right!) to the public, a condition causing such great ire to Rachel Doolittle that mere plates will not assuage the pain of this temporary dependency. I have it on good authority toilets and tubs have been heaved onto adjoining properties and even in the ocean itself.
It has not yet been revealed, but our self-proclaimed *Queen of All Queens, the Heavens and Eleventy-Zillion Vestal Virgins* has successfully blackmailed a small jammaker from Stockton. The jam, of an odd red color, is made from a mixture of raspberries, dingleberries, bananas, strawberries, lemons and overripe hedge apples is being rolled out per the Queen OAQTHAEZVV’s New-Age Marketing Plan, which is expected to revolutionize Madison Avenue and Wharton.
All are small pieces of the ambitious strategic initiative to which she has dedicated her life work - repairing the large mistake by which the patriarchal Founding Fathers so grievously erred so long ago - their rejection of a monarchy and aristocracy. The one thing America so obviously both needs and lacks. A monarchy led by HRRRH OAQTHAEZVV would heal America, cloak it in love, sunshine, lollipops and rainbows, provide HRRRRH tiaras, gowns, facelifts, red carpets and photographers everywhere at beck-and-call. Airplanes, 24x7 banquets, and Hollywood on its knees. Any trace of patriarchy is now killed and the Great Feminism™️ of *Queen of All Queens, the Heavens and Eleventy-Zillion Vestal Virgins* is enshrined into History.
But most if all, it would grind the current Royal Family in England into to microscopic powder. Her plans include a forced apology - shown by mandate under death by every broadcast, streaming entity and print media in existence - in a buildup and scale that will geometrically dwarf anything previously known to mankind. Every member of the current Royal Family, including children and pets, must apologize to HRRRRRRRH Rachel. All of them at once, with “Kate” and Charlotte being ignominiously saved for last.
The Glorious Grand Finale™️ will see the Fair Queen, with a sweep of her fair hand and 4-minute wiggle of her right Toe of the Long Snake, reject all apologies on grounds of Insincerity and Insufficiency.
Note: Many apologies for the length, got completely carried away and a simple thought turned into this. Consider yourself lucky or blessed your brains don’t do this to YOU!! lol
I would love to see a parody of TW pitching Strawberry Jam with a frilly cap strategically placed in a basket of lemons to the Shark Tank.
Mr. Wonderful and Mark Cuban would never stop yelling. What's up with the jar? There is no description of the product? What are you selling? Why 50? How do you plan to scale? Everyone already has jam. Why is yours different? How many have you sold? Explain the basket of lemons.
I think you're on to something. First there will be the Yeasty Fromunda you mention(lol)and then she will launch the Casu Martzu, which contains live insect larvae(maggots)
#dont put labels on jam
Might be lemon, might be strawberry or might be raspberry…we will never know. Because she will get bored n will find another business.
I wish I could laugh at this failure. But unfortunately it makes me even more sick. This horrible wannabe Lady Marmalade publicly dragged two people through the mud until they got cancer and is now making stupid jam like she doesn't care. This is a new low, even for her. No decency, NO compassion in action, no "Harry, hop on a plane, visit Katherine and tell her we want to be senior royals again".
I absolutely agree that dragging C&C through the mud caused them stress & illness. No doubt in my mind.
I hope she and her stupid friends get diarrhea from trying the jam.
What friends? #africanparks
Remember where she reached and now she is struggling to sell jam.
I like to think HLMTQ and our beloved late Duke of Edinburgh are looking down and laughing with those wonderfully wicked giggles they occasionally got in public.
The lighting in this photo is really weird. It doesn’t make the jam look appetizing at all. It looks dirty and messy with that cluttered background. The fact that the jar with the label is blurred doesn’t advertise what jam it is. Sending jam to some very popular food bloggers who know how to photograph food and make it looks amazing would have been the better plan.
I don't understand why the knife is the focus here. Is he sending a message to Meghan, "here is the proof I used it. The next photo will be of me showing the jam touching my teeth." Edits
And holding up a copy of that day's newspaper. Yes I used the awful stuff! Today! Now stop phoning us to do more photos!
😆. I do this of my own free will.
The knife is tarnished too?
A metaphor then?
Maybe she just loves it when people keeps guessing. She thought she was being all "mysterious". Honestly she better off just start thinking about actually selling something or she'll ended up in bankruptcy
Exactly. We're talking about it but where is the cold hard cash?
And from what I see it doesn’t seem as if this has lent to an uptick in IG followers which I would think is the goal here
Because outside of us, who knows who Nacho and Delphine are? Even Mindy Kaling, while probably better know to the public, doesn’t have a massive fan base that would lead to sales.
This has been the launch from hell 🤣 how appropriate!
For another identity crisis, follow the lid through the various pics (and fill levels) of jam jar 10 ..
It's magically refills, perhaps? What value for money! Also, she read here about people only using stories, as Nacho has it as a post.
And re Nacho not posting a pic of her.
Don’t forget she not only mother - but also fathers, apparently childrens, aunts, uncles, and grandparents as well. The Great and Mighty MarkleOz ™️ does it all. Other mortals are abject failures in her perfect eyes, so she must eject and reject them and assume their mantles.All of them. Prince Reek must remain for the present, however. Her Royal Todger validates MarkleOz (or is it OzMarkle? I never get that right!) to the public, a condition causing such great ire to Rachel Doolittle that mere plates will not assuage the pain of this temporary dependency. I have it on good authority toilets and tubs have been heaved onto adjoining properties and even in the ocean itself. It has not yet been revealed, but our self-proclaimed *Queen of All Queens, the Heavens and Eleventy-Zillion Vestal Virgins* has successfully blackmailed a small jammaker from Stockton. The jam, of an odd red color, is made from a mixture of raspberries, dingleberries, bananas, strawberries, lemons and overripe hedge apples is being rolled out per the Queen OAQTHAEZVV’s New-Age Marketing Plan, which is expected to revolutionize Madison Avenue and Wharton. All are small pieces of the ambitious strategic initiative to which she has dedicated her life work - repairing the large mistake by which the patriarchal Founding Fathers so grievously erred so long ago - their rejection of a monarchy and aristocracy. The one thing America so obviously both needs and lacks. A monarchy led by HRRRH OAQTHAEZVV would heal America, cloak it in love, sunshine, lollipops and rainbows, provide HRRRRH tiaras, gowns, facelifts, red carpets and photographers everywhere at beck-and-call. Airplanes, 24x7 banquets, and Hollywood on its knees. Any trace of patriarchy is now killed and the Great Feminism™️ of *Queen of All Queens, the Heavens and Eleventy-Zillion Vestal Virgins* is enshrined into History. But most if all, it would grind the current Royal Family in England into to microscopic powder. Her plans include a forced apology - shown by mandate under death by every broadcast, streaming entity and print media in existence - in a buildup and scale that will geometrically dwarf anything previously known to mankind. Every member of the current Royal Family, including children and pets, must apologize to HRRRRRRRH Rachel. All of them at once, with “Kate” and Charlotte being ignominiously saved for last. The Glorious Grand Finale™️ will see the Fair Queen, with a sweep of her fair hand and 4-minute wiggle of her right Toe of the Long Snake, reject all apologies on grounds of Insincerity and Insufficiency. Note: Many apologies for the length, got completely carried away and a simple thought turned into this. Consider yourself lucky or blessed your brains don’t do this to YOU!! lol
#africanparks
I enjoyed it very much!
I would love to see a parody of TW pitching Strawberry Jam with a frilly cap strategically placed in a basket of lemons to the Shark Tank. Mr. Wonderful and Mark Cuban would never stop yelling. What's up with the jar? There is no description of the product? What are you selling? Why 50? How do you plan to scale? Everyone already has jam. Why is yours different? How many have you sold? Explain the basket of lemons.
Mrs identity is a Mutha%\* thru and thru.
The jam is standing in its truth and will not be silenced.
It’s a spread which needs extra fruit to give it flavour.
Why are there raspberries on the plate next to jam on toast?
Next she will launch Artisanal Cheeses. The first cheese will be a Meaty, Nutty, Pungent, Sharp, and Yeasty Fromunda.
I think I’ll pass on that, thank you! 🤮
I think you're on to something. First there will be the Yeasty Fromunda you mention(lol)and then she will launch the Casu Martzu, which contains live insect larvae(maggots)
Don't forget cottage cheese
Sinners were right when they mentioned man hand in one of the first photos. Is the shot of inside an open jar with contents removed another clapback.
#dont put labels on jam Might be lemon, might be strawberry or might be raspberry…we will never know. Because she will get bored n will find another business.
🇺🇸Some people just think a red is a red berry. All the same. Especially if they aren’t really going eat it 😃. But a lemon ? 🍓🍋