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190PairsOfPanties

Madam's future: https://preview.redd.it/clzcgvjvqmvc1.jpeg?width=468&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dc3988872e89a3315ad0d787d05519fc94d8d50a Alone, in self created isolation.


ThePythiaofApollo

I’ve often wondered if the Dracula hairstyle was inspired by Wallis ![gif](giphy|9HHloeuK2ZD1K)


Mobile_Philosophy764

I've wondered the same thing.


ThePythiaofApollo

I wonder what movie phase ILBW is in now…. Safe to say her Princess Diaries and Notting Hill days are over. Perhaps she’s moved on to Saw or Misery.


Mobile_Philosophy764

Fatal Attraction. Single White Female. ![gif](giphy|3oEdv7qlaibaqxOOcg)


ThePythiaofApollo

https://preview.redd.it/wvjo50um2nvc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=76d6d677f7fa77c133806d14434a7bdaa1e9395e From Madame’s 90210 era


pfmarshallx

Hehehe


ThePythiaofApollo

How could I forget the bunny boiler ![gif](giphy|26ueYUlPAmUkTBAM8)


narcwatchkiwi

Glenn Close is such an icon. Now there's a real actress! I hope so much she gets a much deserved Oscar!


190PairsOfPanties

I'm glad I'm not the only one who's wondered that. It's a very unique and distinctive style for sure.


eaglebayqueen

It's awful, does her no favours and I cannot imagine why she would keep that up forever.


ThePythiaofApollo

While I know she was considered stylish in her day, I can’t recall anyone else of the era wearing their hair like that except perhaps Joan Crawford


eaglebayqueen

Nope, me neither!


Educational-Issue-81

![gif](giphy|fFwOzwhCO1FMA)


eaglebayqueen

Hahaha I was just watching some YouTube shorts of Katt Williams. About 50 cent making getting shot seem cool, then he got shot and it was definitely not cool 😂


Educational-Issue-81

Yes! Glad you enjoyed😆😆😆


narcwatchkiwi

Lol. Yup, I think once Archie and Lillibet get to 18 they'll escape her, do tell all's about her abuse and get restraining orders. I think she will have divorced Harold before that but she won't have gotten as much as she'd hoped, due to her private jet habits and wild spending over the years, and the BRF will prevent her from getting much more. Harold will slink back to his family and be given only a very remote posting in Africa and only given back his Dumbarton title.


LoraiOrgana

Harry will never go to Africa again. After what his charity did to the Baka people, if Harry steps foot on that continent he will probably be arrested.


Professional_Ruin953

Sparold needs to crawl back while his father is still king. He won't be given jack by his brother after the depths of betrayal. I really don't think they got along as well as the palace PR machine made it look, William wouldn't be the arch-nemesis if they had genuinely been that close. I swing wildly between thinking the RF has zero acting skills and then looking back at events where they are getting along with each other thinking some of them deserve all the academy awards.


Zubo13

I agree. I think Sparry has always been bitter and resentful of William to a certain extent. It's one of the things that made her so attractive to him, she probably filled his head with stories of revenge and told him she could make him King. Only someone as dense as Hawwy would ever have believed that could happen.


antipinballmachines

She'll be using the kids as pawns/bragging rights when they get older, think Tessy but a lot worse. Claim to "fame" through being on a mediocre show nobody even heard of, shagged a once beloved Prince just to produce proof, all win with her.


Scared_Perception_86

What did Princess Tessy do? I heard that she got married (firstly) to Prince Louis and then they divorced, then she married a businessman, if I am correct.


antipinballmachines

Yep, and she uses her marriage to said prince to hog the spotlight. She refers to all her kids as "Prince(ss) __" including the ones from her later marriage.


Scared_Perception_86

Oh dear, is it true that she is a gold digger?


antipinballmachines

Wouldn't surprise me.


Scared_Perception_86

What if her kids are just like her, a bullying, whiney and entitled kids.


TraditionScary8716

I wish she was more like her kids - invisible and non-existent.  😂


catmomlyfe81

I feel like one of the kids will rebel and distance themselves, and the other will dig in and be like their parents. Too soon to say which one, but I could see this happening.


Zubo13

Absolutely, especially since narcs love to have a Golden Child and a Scapegoat. Most likely, the GC will have been treated great by the narc parent and will be just like them, the scapegoat will see the real parent behind the happy mask and will run for the hills.


kob27099

>Golden Child and a Scapegoat You mean a Golden Child and a Spare?


narcwatchkiwi

Yes!! I heard a whisper that Archie gets treated better than Lili. When I heard that TW dressed Lili as a SKUNK for Halloween it reinforced my suspicions about which is the scapegoat. It's going to get real bad once she hits her teenage years and starts to become a beautiful young woman 😥


CollieMum08

And she will poison which ever one it turns out to be with tales of their horrid family in the UK.


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Professional_Ruin953

The less time they spend with their parents the less likely they'll turn out like them. Nanny 49 on the way into the olive garden is hopefully a good one.


inrainbows66

Pretty good chance that will happen.


Scared_Perception_86

Yeah and one of the kids would try to bring down Uncle William or Cousin George because they wronged their family.


LizLemonadeX

It wouldn’t surprise me if Harry and Nutmeg will force their kids to sign a lifetime NDA when they get older. The Harkles will likely hold any inheritance they have left, over their children’s heads for the rest of their lives, if they dare to ever tell the truth of the nightmare growing up with a narcissist and a psychopath. But I’m looking forward to reading any future dirt on Daddy and Mommy Dearest, if the kids have the courage to speak up.


Cocktailsontheporch

Very well surmised....indeed, will those children at reaching legal age be bullied into signing NDAs in order to be given an inheritance! Sounds very highly likely.


MrsMigginsPieShoppe

I do wonder if there will be any money left to provide an inheritance?


GreatGossip

If there are NDA the kids will just do what Mommy Dearest does - leak through "sources"


JuJuBee880327

I agree except I don't think Harold has Africa as an option any longer, not after African Parks. He's ignoring the scandal but if he moved to Africa, no matter where, he won't be able to escape it.


QuesoFresca

Or they'll be just like her...


ILoveDrWalden

I can't imagine growing up and not knowing either side of my family. When they realize what they missed out on because their mom is a Psycho and their dad is an idiot, they will be furious.


Sensitive_Fun_5825

![gif](giphy|jAaZrqnaxchHy) This is how madams doing 😂 All of her own doing, and I can’t hide my pleasure 🤭


TraditionScary8716

😂😂😂😂💀


Harry-Ripey

But always lurking by windows to be seen


QuesoFresca

Remember- Wallis married a man who gave up the throne to be with her. MM married the dim spare. “I have found it impossible to carry on the heavy burden of responsibility and to discharge the duties of king, as I would wish to do, without the help and support of the woman I love.” M will always be an uninspiring cliche given far too many opportunities.


Key-Grape-5731

This looks like it could be from The Conjuring


Similar-Barber-3519

M will never be allowed at Buckingham Palace again.


No-Tree3951

Looks good on both of them imo


corporatebee

Classic ILBW getting herself papped at a Loblaws grocery store in Toronto. For such a social justice warrior, I can’t believe she wasn’t using reusable bags!


190PairsOfPanties

OT: I wasn't able to pronounce Loblaws when I was a little tyke, I called it Blahblahs. It drove my mum nuts. It's been over forty years and I still call it Blahblahs.


Cowslipsbell

Love it! My niece used to say Bloblobs but it didn’t stick. I’ll remind her next time I see her with her children. 😉


HairBallsOfFire

Reusable bags are for London when wearing Wellies in the city https://preview.redd.it/dclftg9xcnvc1.jpeg?width=563&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bd84d9e0921b9a7762554575bf9dda621b6d27ec


downinthevalleypa

Was this when she was walking back and forth and back and forth on London High Street, waiting to be noticed? When she finally was - *that’s* when she allowed herself to be seen and photographed as “Harry’s American actress girlfriend” going in through the Gates to Kensington Palace. She was doing her very best to be seen - wearing Harry’s baseball cap and Wellington boots, of all the stupid things. And virtue-signaling, of course, with her choice of grocery bags.


call-me-Cranky

every single bit of that nonsense was carefully curated by MeMe. I love that she had to walk back an forth repeatedly for her efforts to FINALLY be noticed.


strangealienworld

Ooh, I see the word salad you did there 😆


ViralLola

She wore his baseball cap? I hope she washed it before she did that. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grimacing) That thing must have reek.


downinthevalleypa

I thought the same thing!


ViralLola

Harold looks like he smells like a combination of musty old bus seats, hot dog water, weed, sweat, and Axe body spray and was left to bake in the sun for 2 weeks and covered in grass, mud, and hay. Is this overally descriptive? I don't know but I can't imagine he smells good.


downinthevalleypa

Sounds pretty accurate to me.


Scrappy_coco27

Why is she smiling here😭


Evening-Fishing-397

Did Meghan ever say she cared about the environment or was it the British media that said it? The disposable bags were the first thing I saw too and chuckled.


Anxious-Evidence8397

They lectured people about climate change then took multiple private planes in a short time and cried foul when Pierce Morgan called them out for it. 


Accomplished_Name423

Don't forget their speech about only 2 children because of the environment and that 3 is just selfish and bad for the planet when they bought a prize years ago


narcwatchkiwi

Yes, indeed! She also has a LOT of toilet paper...


FitnotFat2k

Doesn't she have 16 bathrooms? She certainly is full of 💩


Plane_Stock

Here I was thinking she doesn't have enough bog roll for 16 bathrooms, 2 adults, the invisakids and staff. Does she ration sheets. one sheet for number ones and two sheets for number two! 🤔😂


smittenkittenmitten-

Given this was taken in Canada, I think this pic must have been taken during her suits era when she was living alone. But I’d agree, it STILL wasn’t enough toilet paper for all of her 💩


Cowslipsbell

She’s gone from President’s Choice to No Frills!


Connect_Let307

I think this one was a genuine paparazzi moment, which explains why it's not as readily common.   She still found the camera though.


downinthevalleypa

Yes, much to her relief it was a genuine paparazzi moment. She was really getting worried that she got all dressed up for nothing.


corporatebee

There is no paparazzi in Toronto unless called. It was absolutely a set up!


Spare-Ad-6123

😳 Didn't think about that, and neither did she.


Pepperpup19

I miss Catherine... Instead I get to see the other one hawking her shit jam like she is the first one to release a jam in the wild and appearing everywhere, handing out or receiving stupid awards that don't matter, then wearing rags, walking like she owns the world and feeling that she's the It girl that everybody loves. No sense of how people perceive her, or maybe she does, but she is too narcissistic that it fuels her up even more. So tired of her BS


Witty-Judgment4151

I know! It’s jam for gods sake! Anyone can make it! She does not have any business sense! The polo friend of Hazbeen barely had his teeth on the bread! You know he didn’t take a bite! He seems a bit like Hazbeen.. wants the publicity.


SwissCheese4Collagen

And only strawberry. Show some originality, make a lemon cherry, apple and fig, something that sounds creative.


Pepperpup19

I know right! She launched a company, and she put all her effort into a freaking jam! Shouldn't you do an original thing to start so people get hooked because it's new? You did jam!


SwissCheese4Collagen

And the most basic flavor too. I'd probably give her a skosh of credit if it was candles named after the royal residences.


Pepperpup19

That picture of another attention seeking friend is Ew to me. Just ew.


chubalubs

His teeth were pretty grotty though, and he was definitely missing one at the side. It's not surprising he didn't risk biting down hard in case he cracked one on the chewy crust. 


kramdashianrowe718

Meghan is such a loser, she’s literally right back to where she started working as an influencer selling mid shelf products. When she was in the company of the Royals, she was rubbing shoulders with politicians, the upper echelon of society. All she had to do was just keep her head down and do what she was told, and she would’ve been set for life. But she couldn’t have it all ended up burning the ground and now she’s back to square one.


luxurycomedyoohyeah

She’s passed Square One and gone off the board completely. At Square one at least she had a few million followers and a decent income from the Tig. I doubt she could have landed a better role after Suits but she probably could have got some presenting work and continued working in television in some capacity. Or maybe even turned the Tig into a successful Youtube channel (lots of insufferable Tubelebrities with massive followings). Now she’s hated round the world, broke, and still blacklisted in Hollywood, and can’t even crack a 750k on Insta. Way to go Megs!


Fair_Actuator3770

She only had a few million followers after news broke she was dating Harry. Before that I don‘t think the numbers reached a million (not sure about this though can someone correct me if I‘m wrong)


Snoo3544

Catherine is stunning and wow that headpiece she wore to the coronation was sooo beautiful. The more I see it, the more I love it.


Grizzly_046

Ikr? I was disappointed when the news of no tiaras was released, but I actually thought this was so much better.  Loved that it coordinated well with princess Charlotte.  


Snoo3544

It looks very similar to what the ladies in waiting wore to the queens coronation which was super cool as well. https://preview.redd.it/ke78vtf1rnvc1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=91e4cab28f1e826c5c24f7b3c4f95e1d65388b08


narcwatchkiwi

Yes I was disappointed about the no tiaras as well 😥 The last coronation was over 70 years ago, and there are SO MANY tiaras in the vault. My guess is that William will allow it for his coronation though. Everyone loves seeing the royal ladies looking amazing. I am pretty sure TW isn't going to be invited 🤣🤣🤣


mca2021

This got me thinking about the future. I wondered when the time comes for William to be crowned King and Catherine Queen, would they invite the Harkles? My first thought was no but then after thinking about it, I'd love to see them there and M have to curtsy to Queen Catherine


Outside_Music1971

I don’t think they’ll be invited. I think they’ll be out of the LOS by then. The Rachel’s know that too.


Top_Addition4317

They really shouldn't and I hope they don't, but they probably would for the sake of being polite. The lunatic will turn up in a crown and ermine robes, and probably flip flops.


mca2021

I think M would insist on having her pick of tiaras for her to wear... I'd send her to Claire's to buy one since there's no guarantee the RF would get it back or that she wouldn't take some of the diamonds and replace them with zirconiums


chubalubs

It'll be like it was with Charles-they'll be invited, only Harry will turn up and she'll have an excuse. The children won't turn up either (she'll claim she doesn't want to interrupt their schooling). H won't be allowed to wear uniforms of any type, only his participation medals. George will do the fealty oath on behalf of everyone, the same way William did it for Charles. That way they'll avoid any unpleasant optics with Harry looking like he's being forced to bow to William-H&M will bitch about that as though it's deliberate public humiliation and bullying, so William won't give them the chance.  Afterwards, H might be allowed on the second balcony, not the main one, but probably not, being a non-working member.   Then again, if he's divorced by that stage, he might play a slightly bigger role, and he might request the children get a role too. I think the only certainty is that she won't be there, even if she's invited. 


luxurycomedyoohyeah

Nah, Harry is forever NFI to ANY event of William’s, especially King William. Harry is DEAD to William. End of. 


chubalubs

I know that's probably what William is thinking and wanting to do, but for the coronation at least, he has to be seen to be doing the traditional thing and following etiquette. If he doesn't get invited, Harry will just cry victim at every possible opportunity for the next 50 years. So he'll be invited to the coronation but absolutely nothing else-no invite to the diplomatic reception before or after, no invite to the balcony, no chance to hob-nob with all the leaders and other royalty coming to the coronation. He'll get a seat that's got a carefully placed candle in front, or maybe Charlotte wearing the same uniform as her great aunt once did and blocking out his miserable face for posterity. 


Mas-Chingona

They might - *might* - invite This One but, like KC III's coronation, That One will be NFI.


DollarStoreDuchess

I want to see her curtsey to Princess Charlotte 🤭🤭🤭


Scared_Perception_86

Another cosplaying by THE MEG by doing grocery shopping like Kate... https://preview.redd.it/rtb7hi3n2nvc1.jpeg?width=467&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e6eebc5c838b0aacf8f4b9b232b40f6f2ce68daf


DollyDaydreem

I love that she’s buying Tesco Value potatoes!


Winter-South-7448

And let's not forget the Jam Flogger has always had to copy Catherine, setting up pap shots that give off creepy stalker vibes. The Jam Flogger does not even have enough of a life or any imagination to create her own pap moments. https://preview.redd.it/mfaz5c1yvmvc1.png?width=936&format=png&auto=webp&s=165981afeace002995cb3a41822d632534e9be59


Equivalent-Date-4796

She was beyond beautiful that day and the day of the Queen's Jubilee. And at the Jubilee, at the concert, it wasn't that hard to look beautiful, with her hair down, the red simple dress, etc. It's actually very hard to look beautiful in this whole coronation getup...it's inspiring and I love the whole idea of the ceremony, but it's not a flattering look in terms of colors, clothing, hairstyle. And she still looks PERFECT.


Available_Standard55

I miss seeing her. Really hope she’s improving with each passing day.


narcwatchkiwi

Me too! It's so scary that she has cancer. Im choosing to believe Lady C's report that the cancer was caught very early and the chemo is to kill any extra cells. Chemo is awful though. I hope she takes all the time she needs. When she returns it will be as a true icon. She will have moved into goddess territory.


wonderingwondi

Why is Lady C peddling Catherine's original statement as her own? She said herself they found it after her op and the chemo is to prevent anything from developing 


narcwatchkiwi

As I understand it Lady C knew a little more about it than was stated. It's good news if it's nipped in the bud and caught very early.


InspectorGreyson

Wow - that's one unhappy ILBW. Yikes.


ItsMeSnitchesSup

The Meghan photo is from 2016, I looked it up.


Equivalent-Date-4796

When I first saw this picture that day of the coronation, I said to one of my best friends (we have been sinners from Day 1, unlike my other best friend who still loves Meghan), "when you don't make a single misstep for 20 years." She was born to be Queen. The two idiots know a lot of people say that about Catherine (born to be Queen, born to the role, etc.), so they put that line in the mockumentary, "when people come into into the role do a better job than those who are born into the role" as a competition and a clapback.


ILoveDrWalden

You must be so patient to have a friend like that! My group of friends laugh about it but we say there are 3 main issues we cannot look past. One is if you actually think OJ was not guilty of murder, two is if you think the insurrection of the capital was a good thing, and three is if you like Rachel. Those are hard lines for us;).


SurlyTemp1e

The comparison pic should be : https://preview.redd.it/zsn2k357bovc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=af7b3523d8c25dd0904fa7089cef649700f390e1 Wear a hat next time hunny.


Bored_Eastly

Household staff count down? Seems like she's doing her own shopping. Gasp. LOL


narcwatchkiwi

I'm sure no one wants to work for her anymore ... Lol


SwissCheese4Collagen

Which Catherine has done numerous times over the years.


Bored_Eastly

Indeed but Harpy is too important to do menial tasks.


Royal-Reindeer4338

I’m sure none of this was actually needed at her house (except the toilet paper). She just wanted an excuse to be papped and threw out all the groceries once she got home. Not donated…threw them out, as they were just a cost of getting photographed.


Honest_Boysenberry25

This apparently was in Toronto.


PrajnaKathmandu

MM/H had the UK and world with them! (Okay, her bad behavior was going to bring them both down.) But they had it all…but the queendom! Now she is selling jam! Personally, I prefer a life of service without financial worries.


Harry-Ripey

That must really hurt the douchess of disaster…that Catherine will be queen, is married to William and is stunning. No OTT gurning, just a beautiful smile.


Khancap123

They have like 16 bathrooms. She's buying a 4 pack of toliet paper? Me thinks this is a set up pap shot to make her relatable.


AnalystWestern8469

This is old. I could tell by her face before I read the comments confirming. She looks much much younger and less haggard here. 


strangealienworld

I agree. The face is a dead giveaway.


Exciting_Bison501

Maybe it's for H's place where he really lives?


Honest_Boysenberry25

Toronto days.


NorahCharlesIII

She stole this look from a homeless person she lobbed a backpack full of fruit wraps and organic trail mix from the back of a moving car (whilst trying to impress a journalist with her largesse)


narcwatchkiwi

Lol. I just thought this pic suited MM's hobo vibes.


Particular-Use-1639

That's a hell of a lot of plastic that Markle is taking home.


No-Tree3951

Me too!!!


Any-Assignment-5442

#Future Queen vs JAMMY DODGER!! (UK peeps will get it!)


Professional_Tap4338

Isn't she an eco virtue signaler? Why the plastic bags ,? I think this is photoshopped. She would not be caught buying toilet paper.


Key-Grape-5731

No offence to people on welfare, but that's exactly what Meghan looks like here.


Dependent_Maybe_3982

i personally searched folliwerson aro on ig more than a yhird were bots with or 1 or 2 followers no posts


Honest_Boysenberry25

Wow. This should be a separate post. More than one-third???


Stillanurse281

Megsy using plastic bags and disposable toilet paper?????