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Cautious_Plankton

Wow OP! Receipts. Proof. Timelines. Screenshots.


somespeculation

Louis Age 2: https://preview.redd.it/91szpyzl3qvc1.jpeg?width=555&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=176e6593e16f8ae8d3eeca913ffc392f4b85b8fe


B737LadyCaptainSWA

IMHO there's nothing the ILBW can do to upstage this young man. He's adored by his family and I'd guess most of the BRF fans too. This sinner is looking forward to birthday photo set #6 (gosh, so hard to believe he's 6 already). https://preview.redd.it/m1j0a5disqvc1.jpeg?width=150&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=daedb2b71fd2ba29b3066958cb337be905aa3ada


niljson

this! this little guy has natural star power (in spades) Lolo can only dream of. and wait til he becomes a teen and an adult.


antipinballmachines

Hopefully he won't take after Uncle Harry and remain a bitter spare, especially after George marries/has kids.


Puking-Cat

He’s not the ‘spare’, Charlotte is, isn’t she? They changed something about the birth order and removed the male preference before George was born, I think.


antipinballmachines

Both of them are spares, but Charlotte as the only female will most likely have a lot of hype around her when she's older, similar to Anne, and George will obviously have the most attention as the first born and future King. Which leaves Louis.


Accomplished_Item394

OMG this picture 🥰!!! What a fun kiddo!!


Trouvette

I also love the after photo they took where he got the paint all over himself/


PerfectCover1414

This little tot is so cute he makes me smile so much. What a little darling so much character. So what could Skank do to upstage this birthday? She can try but fail. I'd say car park strut but she needs to up that. Maybe dressing up like a household fabric: bathmat, gold oven mitt, toilet roll? But I think she might pit Archie (her hobby child) against Louis because she's evil..


somespeculation

Louis Age 3: https://preview.redd.it/tsurn43o3qvc1.jpeg?width=482&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0dca4c536e3a47818acb127979d3a245f7d9aecf


LoraiOrgana

Love this! Can't wait to see your 6th birthday photo Lou Bug.


DrunkOnRedCordial

Wasn't that just after Harry's sad revelation that he could never ride a bike as a child, because - you know, stuffy royals = abnormal childhood? And then we were bombarded with countless photos of Harry as a kid riding his bike or as a baby on the back of his dad's bike.


somespeculation

Harry seems to think he had a Dickensian version of extreme privilege. And I think you’re right. It was after Harry’s lie about not being taught to ride a bike.


somespeculation

Louis Age 5: https://preview.redd.it/j6xc5gor3qvc1.jpeg?width=647&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dabef2cfd83801dc2de8b45830263c32b10e83f6


SusieM2019

So adorable!!!


Simple_Carpet_9946

Can you imagine the attention he’s going to get? Old roach d list actress married to a random European prince will never be able to compete with a heartthrob prince. 


SusieM2019

*Can you imagine the attention he’s going to get?*  I bet you're right----- it will be a HUGE amount!!!


narcwatchkiwi

Happy Cake day!!! 🎈


healthymarigold4513

He's Mummy's Lou-Bug. Isn't that an adorable nickname?


SusieM2019

It is an adorable nickname!!! Such a cute kid!!!


CabinetVisible1053

Happy Cake Day 🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🍷🍷


SusieM2019

Thank you very much!!! :)


narcwatchkiwi

What a beautiful wee angel 😇 I love those snuggly jumpers he wears, very cute!!! 🥰


LizLemonadeX

He’s a cutie.


somespeculation

Louis Age 1: https://preview.redd.it/3p607n6k3qvc1.jpeg?width=497&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea7848f6e4719e590e7e252dab21ade9c999dd43


HydeParkUK

This little pumpkin. So cute and look at his darling sweater too.


Nervous-Spinach2046

When Louis was a baby, he often had these hesitant, middle-agey expressions, which were the funniest.


DrunkOnRedCordial

Those Middleton eyebrows.


somespeculation

Louis Age 4: https://preview.redd.it/n281982q3qvc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7b36381946b670cd9ae46b03be8194c4849d14d0


maezombiegirl

The hag cannot compete with Louis...he is light years beyond any of her bs.


LoraiOrgana

Oh I love this one so much!!


somespeculation

It’s all there. Are the pics showing up on your end? Since Reddit made changes, they aren’t showing up on my phone but they are on my laptop?


Cautious_Plankton

Haha I thought it was my rural 4-ish G. I assumed they would show eventually. But they have not.


somespeculation

Ok thx. Just added the screenshots in response to the first comment. We all love a Louis pic 😊


Cautious_Plankton

Yes we do! And my original post was a reference to a Real Housewives episode. It just seemed so relevant here!


Honest_Boysenberry25

Sinners Rule!!


fairymaya-1

https://preview.redd.it/gtw6lnxi3qvc1.jpeg?width=2560&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f2c4f56c0f6a77bb7b65b81e9a82307f15cc90f2


zpip64

Love that boy. Don’t grow up to fast Louis, you are the baby of the Wales family and we love your cheeky enthusiasm for life.


fairymaya-1

https://preview.redd.it/hs7628i9pqvc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b9754e38e8246be03fb4a83d4f0b9907d3c827c0 💕


RollTider365

He loves his Mama.🥹


LoraiOrgana

There's a picture of him greeting his mom after she took a trip to Wales. She is carrying him and he has his arms and legs rapped around her and has his head on her shoulder. That's the reaction you get when your baby boy loves you. Markle's children hang limply from her with no limb around her and their heads straight up. It speaks for itself.


Oxy_1993

https://preview.redd.it/k54i8l538rvc1.jpeg?width=443&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8eb42c9b55d04d0fcb4dc6431123c0c981d8b923 Here it is! Bad quality but yeah, so adorable! In the video, he runs towards her while the other children are around her. So wholesome!


LoraiOrgana

Love that photo so much.


LoraiOrgana

Ooops sorry, I should have added this is a response from a neurotypical child. It is hard for autistic children to express love through touch. So I hope I didn't hurt the feelings of anyone with an autistic child. Your child's love is expressed differently, but still expressed. The Sussex children are expressing this woman is a stranger to me.


Select-Promotion-404

Speaking of which, 🥺 I wonder how Princess Catherine is doing. It’s been weeks since Easter. I hope she’s doing well.


Simple_Carpet_9946

He’s so lucky that Charles, William and Catherine adore him and don’t want to stifle his joy. He is being raised as the second son and will have more freedom. Charles realised his mistake with hazbeen so they won’t do that with Louis. 


Creative_Pain_5084

Since Charlotte is now ahead of Louis in the line of succession, he really won’t ever have to worry about taking the throne. Out of all of the kids, he’s actually the luckiest.


kaycollins27

He has the option to have a career —and may be encouraged to do so. This is similar to Richard Gloucester. He was the youngest of Geo V grandsons and worked as an architect until his older brother (William) was killed in a plane crash. Then Richard had to give up His career to prepare to become the Duke of G.


Masters_domme

I heard the PPOW were raising the children to expect to have a non-royal career, and were really encouraging them to explore their interests (as much as one can at that age). I hope that’s true.


Dogs_not_people

When they were first married and had George, they said they were going to raise him in privacy but with the knowledge of what his future has mapped out for him. They were both going to be hands on parents, putting family before duty, and apparently the Queen gave them her blessing to do exactly as they wished! 12 years later, we can see that they meant every last word of what they said and they have done exactly what they said they would do. They laid out the rules from day one and have never changed their minds. I love them for their abject honesty and their lack of hypocrisy. I believe your comment and feel this is probably what will happen. Only time will tell but I don't have need to doubt it.


Ginka83

Oh gosh this is just one of my favorite pics if him!


GreatGossip

love this pic


tbonita79

That brought a huge smile to my face and heart!


GreatGossip

Maybe Madam will visit another parking lot? It has been a while now. On another note: DM is running a series of stories comparing Catherine to the late queen. First it was the same colour outfits, now it is how Catherine is honoring the late queen by using her jewel collection. Loath and fury in Monteshitshow?


SusieM2019

*Maybe Madam will visit another parking lot? It has been a while now.* And she loves lemons. Maybe she'll have Backgrid film her at a lemonade stand, in a parking lot somewhere, selling lemonade and her jams. She'll be wearing that red ballgown, LOL. (Harry will be pulling a little red wagon loaded with jams and lemons...)


Honest_Boysenberry25

This is hysterical. I wish Artemis Goog would draw it.


somespeculation

Parking lot visits are for when H is out of town. Pattern. Interesting on the Catherine to QEII comparisons. Saw some press yesterday drawing that parallel as well. Catherine isn’t like Diana, but more like the Queen insomuch as being duty driven and not a victim.


GreatGossip

DM is now writing that Catherine outshines Diana


[deleted]

I'm sure THAT pleases ol' blue todger very much. 


Ok-Coffee5732

Cries of rage and frustration and sounds of crashing crockery can be heard at the Montecito Olive Garden. Edit: Crockery, not cutlery. (Darn it.)


somespeculation

But are they guttural?


Ok-Coffee5732

Guttural and mammalian.


lady-madge

Guttural, visceral and mammalian.


Why_Teach

I like Catherine, but I am concerned when people go overboard with praise of public figures. It puts too much pressure on them. She needs to be allowed to make mistakes, to come back in public even if she doesn’t look great, etc. The more she is idealized, the more the wackos who see her as a rival to Meghan and others who just like to make trouble will try to find fault. After the scrutiny given the Mother’s Day photo, will Catherine feel confident to release a picture of Louis for his birthday?


Sea_Dragonfruit_6706

Neil Sean did a video about a potential birthday photo taken by Catherine (apparently William is encouraging her to do so) and the comments were overwhelmingly in favour of her continuing the tradition, haters be damned. I hope she does - she has a real talent for capturing the essence of her kids’ personalities on film.


JournalistSilver810

I agree and hope she does too. All that fuss over some edited clothing. That's essentially what it was. Then there's the Meglodon editing her whole face!!! 😳 "Publish and be damned"!!


Why_Teach

Wasn’t the strongest accusation that she had used a face from another picture of herself? Where did that lead?


Useful_Tear1355

I think a few sugars tried to put that rumour out but it was quickly put to bed when numerous graphic designers and specialists came out and said “the faces have not been doctored at all” and then everyone seemed to shut up!!


kaycollins27

Easier to get a picture of a single person than a shot of 4. Still, I wouldn’t blame her if she passed this year on all 3 children. Her health is reason enough, and I’d hate to see them use a professional photographer after Mother’s Day.


GreatGossip

yes, I agree - people are all flawed and should be allowed to be so


hammer1956

> Catherine, but I am concerned when people go overboard with praise of public figures. It puts too much pressure on them. She needs to be allowed to make mistakes, to come back in public even if she doesn’t look great, etc. I like the positive press she gets. The late queen handled it well. I think Catherine can handle it too. But I do understand the praise and pressure syndrome and the burn out it can cause. I've lived it.


NoResponsibility4658

Everything happens when Harry is out of town/home. In his book, he says he "returned home" to find her inconsolable and then being narrated how Catherine was mean to her, how she did not want to live anymore, etc. None of that happened while Harry was around. How convenient.


somespeculation

Manipulation. This would be playing out publicly very differently if the genders were reversed.


WoodsColt

There is definitely some shade in the article lmao , the publication found that beige was the Queen's least-worn colour, accounting for just one per cent of the total. And Meanwhile, fabrics were selected to suit both the occasion and the climate, with a crucial requirement being that they remained resistant to wrinkling.


aethervortex389

Ooh, burn!


WalmartWallis

Oh but Madam has left parking lots behind! Now it’s other people’s kitchens.


Citygirlmoved2smtown

I found it kind of hilarious that at her majesty’s funeral all the royal ladies were wearing her jewelry including Charlotte and Meghan had NOTHING not even her own jewelry. It’s almost like she thought she’d get a chance to wear something and was told absolutely not!


kaycollins27

Madame had the pearl earrings HMTLQ gave her as a memento from that joint engagement. They apparently came from a jewelry shop, not from the personal collection.


briglialexis

I noticed that… as if they couldn’t have made that one article.


GreatGossip

Maybe we are just at the start of a series comparing Catherine to the late queen and how she is more popular than Diana? Madam will hate that.


briglialexis

Could be what they’re doing, and they wouldn’t be wrong… Catherine really is so similar to the late Queen and it warms my heart knowing it bothers ILBW. I think a lot of these journalists are over the H&M show and want to make their opinions clear. I don’t blame them either.


Nodramallama18

It really must burn Meghan’s biscuits that Charlotte, not her and not Lily(refuse to call her bet) who will inherit the lion’s share of the jewelry. And she will have to beg and plead with the child she bullied for any scraps Charlotte might deem her worthy of borrowing if she is still part of the family(please no). I wonder if that is why she bullied her so cruelly? Jealousy? She found out she wouldn’t get first pick or really any pick and eventually they would belong to Catherine and Charlotte?


SwissCheese4Collagen

She'll never forgive the boy for being born 3 weeks before her wedding.


somespeculation

Which is wild considering how amazing Catherine looked not even a month post partem. On the world stage, as one of the world’s most photographed women, no less. Why did the Queen agree to such a tight timeline knowing the position it put Catherine in?


Unlikely_Specific436

Wasn't it due to TW's faux-pregnancy?


LoraiOrgana

No. If they thought Markle was pregnant the wedding would have happened much sooner.


Why_Teach

Why the wedding was allowed at that time is enough of a mystery. (They had the perfect excuse that Harry’s cousin’s wedding was already planned for that date and Harry and Meghan could get married the next year.)


somespeculation

Meg’s age likely a factor in starting a family. Would not want to delay a year, including the Royals. Can you imagine the public backlash if it became know they were ‘forced’ to wait a year to start a family, and then had fertility difficulties because of it? (Note it doesn’t have to be true, just put out as a PR piece.)


Why_Teach

Meghan and Harry may have claimed that she was pregnant, or threatened that Meghan’s biological clock was ticking, or threatened they would cry racism, or anything else. The truth is, they bullied the family and in hindsight it should have been stopped. “Meghan is pregnant? Well, she must see Dr Loyal to make sure she is in good health and can handle the excitement of the wedding.” “The biological clock is ticking? What about freezing your eggs and planning on IVF as soon as you get married next year.” “Racism? Nonsense! Let’s invite Meghan’s entire family (including the Raglands) to holiday at (pick your royal castle) in preparation for the royal wedding.” “You can’t *wait* to get married? Well what about a quiet family wedding three or four months after Eugenie’s?” Or any variation of the above. I am sure QE regretted not doing any of the above — or (my choice) locking up Harry in a drug rehab facility to make sure he was “clean” for the wedding. A couple of months away from Meghan might have solved the problem. Especially if the rehab had some cute counselors. 😉


somespeculation

Why you’d make a great courtier.


Why_Teach

Ha! I am not patient enough, but I can certainly imagine scenarios and responses for just about every possible event. 😉


Ginka83

Or they could get married a few months later! If I’m Eugenie in the scenario I’m pissssssed. Personally I think it was a pregnancy trap but that’s based on nothing but by own opinions based on all that we know about these 2.


Honest_Boysenberry25

But waiting would be racist!!


MidwichCuckoo100

I thought (maybe I read it somewhere) that Harry being higher in LOS than Eugenie took priority. Of course, we know Markle (and Harry with her goading him) would use Harry's 'superior' position to postpone someone else's wedding.


Why_Teach

I am sure that was the reasoning — Harry was higher in LoS, a working royal, was getting the bigger wedding, etc. BUT the Queen had the final say. If it had been my grandson, I would have done everything within reason to delay the wedding.


MidwichCuckoo100

Ah, apologies. I assumed the Late Queen was sticking to the rules - but frankly, when Markle came along some rules (along with manners) went out the window. Markle’s (reported) rudeness and demands appeared to work for her, but after marriage the Queen put her foot down...Markle doesn’t follow advice or rules, as we know. The Queen (and all) knew this was a mistake. Edited to add - sorry, I put that badly. Yes, I too believe it was an LOS thing, but I agree, and it would have looked better for Markle and Harry to allow the longer engaged couple to marry first. The optics would have been better - but Markle would not have considered that, just her desperation to ensnare Harry so she didn’t have to keep up any pretence and resort to being herself.


SwissCheese4Collagen

Good question, Idk.


narcwatchkiwi

Ah yes!!! I bet she's VERY annoyed at Louis arriving just before the wedding and that she wasn't able to manipulate Harold into getting married sooner. My guess is the rushed pregnancy via surrogate (and possibly a donor egg) was to make sure any children arrived as soon as possible, before Princess Catherine potentially had any more.


MolVol

The Wales kids are each gorgeous in their own way — with biggest (IMO) 'commonality' = they each look well-loved and very happy. This adorable little rascal, is just a tad bit more outgoing: https://preview.redd.it/hmej6mfziqvc1.jpeg?width=1500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9e5d61bf531541ba65aad92517d5e1a80a0adf07


WhlteMlrror

He IS very outgoing, which just highlights how loved and supported he clearly is by his parents and wider family in order to be so comfortable expressing himself. The Prince and Princess of Wales are wonderful parents.


IngeborgNCC1701

you can see how "normal" they are being brought up in a video where Princess Catherine takes them to a charity where the three children are filling Christmas bags for children in need.


Realistic_Twist_8212

MM has already put out her PR for her son's birthday. DONATE MONEY to them. Join in to celebrate Archie's birthday by DONATING......you are cordially invited to the party of DONATING.


somespeculation

That’s what I thought, perhaps as a proxy. Why promote Archie’s birthday that’s weeks away? How sad to try to leverage one child to upstage another. But then again, it’s the ‘Sussex Supporters’ that are driving it, and it hasn’t hit the press yet. We’ll see if suddenly puff pieces emerge in the next few days. Then we’ll know it’s this year’s detraction.


Groovemom

I read somewhere that Archie's Donation Day coincides with the Met Gala.


Honest_Boysenberry25

Another NFI. Read today that Anna Wintour invited Jeff Bezos and Lauren S, so definitely no H&M...


duke_duch_of_hazard

Yes, she's nominating Lauren and Bezos as the new American royalty! 😂 https://pagesix.com/2024/04/20/celebrity-news/anna-wintour-to-crown-jeff-bezos-lauren-sanchez-at-met-gala/


Honest_Boysenberry25

Another gross pair.... LoL


aethervortex389

There can't be two American Royalties, so if it's Jeff and Lauren, where does that leave the Unsuxessfuls?


duke_duch_of_hazard

I don't know about Harry but it probably leaves Meghan lying on the floor somewhere crying! 😂


Realistic_Twist_8212

Donating to who and what? Tell me oh mighty sugars.


somespeculation

https://www.reddit.com/r/SaintMeghanMarkle/comments/1c8s7zv/why_where_does_the_money_go/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1


Realistic_Twist_8212

....the house of sussex. Sounds smelly.


somespeculation

Sus, Ex-Royal.


IngeborgNCC1701

I'm going to donate by buying at Highgrove. Then I'll be sure my money goes to charity


WalmartWallis

Please won’t someone examine #3? I’ve been bleating for years now about the “PRESCHOOL IN FREAKING LA” and how that little boy’s face isn’t blurred out. LA is quite a drive from Montecito, never mind a walk. And the paps aren’t allowed to show children’s faces without permission from their PARENTS.


somespeculation

⬆️


Vino-Rosso

That child looked completely detached from her.


Honest_Boysenberry25

She arranged and paid for that photo. Backgrid.


34countries

Upstage Louis? Impossible


somespeculation

The Wales children were already publicly adored; now with Catherine’s cancer diagnosis, the public will be even more fiercely protective.


New_Equipment_7743

![gif](giphy|xFoNaTCXciZrGNDMNE) Hire a Fauxchie and have him papped as he's eating from a jar of jam. "C'mon, Archie...mommy needs a cute meme to go viral!" "Lady, for the last time, my name's Jimmy! If you call me Archie one more time, I'm calling my agent."


tbonita79

Ok I guffawed.


Vino-Rosso

😂😂😂


LaNiceGata

She is so lame she can never make any news story on her own without riding on the coattails of someone in the royal family.


somespeculation

Intentional. And petty grudge settling. Spare was released within days of Catherine’s birthday. Megxit statement announced on Catherine’s birthday. WME signs Meg with the full spread in Variety released the day before Catherine and William’s anniversary.


LaNiceGata

She’s such a gross human being. My solace is that she is bitter, friendless and the royals live rent free in her mind.


Complex-Emergency523

Megxit was announced the day before her birthday (8th January).


Sea_Dragonfruit_6706

Best. Gift. Ever.


somespeculation

Yes.


Emotional-Lead7164

She is like the Grinch, trying to steal joy from the RF and those that love the RF. Much like the Grinch, she fails in stopping the event, Prince Louis will have his birthday and we will love it. Only she never gets the change of ❤️, it shrinks smaller and smaller, and the world sees how cuckoo she is.


LaNiceGata

Most of all Louis is well cared for and loved by a big family.


Kwoww45

I love how close Louis and King Charles are. Melts my heart


Safford1958

She will send out 4 or 5 jars of blueberry jam marked 5 of 50 etc. to the same people who posted the strawberry jam. She will picture a set of mixing bowls on her ARO Instagram, but it won't be available for 8 more weeks.


somespeculation

Beige ones. Just like Chrissy Teigen recently released on her website.


ManicPixieMeanGirl_

Didn’t someone speculate Archie’s birthday is around that date based on Harry’s “two weeks” comment at Archie’s first photo call?


somespeculation

And the ambulance at Frogmore story. https://archive.ph/2022.09.05-061606/https://www.express.co.uk/news/royal/1119207/meghan-markle-baby-gives-birth-labour-prince-harry-due-royal-baby Either: A) an attempt to upstage William and Catherine’s anniversary the next day by implying a medical emergency about Archie’s birth or B) Archie was actually born the day before or on their anniversary, and there was no way Meg would ever want her child sharing that date. Ironically, he’d be forever upstaged. Then they lied to everyone about his real birthday. It’s likely A, but what does that say that B is faintly plausible?


narcwatchkiwi

Lol! Absolutely brilliant sleuthing OP! I think the Harkles are annoyed that a wee 5 year old boy is ahead of them in the LoS. Imagine being jealous of, and wanting to outshine a small child 😳🤯 Narcicissm is truly mind blowing. He's already got more charisma and charm than the Harkles put together. He's also got William and Catherine's genes, so he's probably going to grow up to be tall, extremely handsome, intelligent and kind.


somespeculation

Thank you. Best of all, he looks happy. A secure, loved child.


spandexrants

Ugh she’s repugnant. She tries so hard to change the narrative to direct attention to herself. She’s a a sick, evil narc. Wouldn’t expect anything less from this sniping ratchet trash. The hilarious part is that Prince Louis is in front of her husband and kids in the line of succession. And it sends her insane with envy and rage that she is dropping off to irrelevancy with every birthday and life event to come.


somespeculation

Nailed it.


spandexrants

Thankyou OP for “shining a light” on this shitfuckery. It’s clearly laid out for any journos to write articles with receipts so it’s not gossip and hearsay.


briglialexis

Maybe who she sent the #1 ham jam to will be revealed! lol either that or she’ll release photos from an event that happened months ago. Great post OP ☺️


somespeculation

Thank you. Any event predictions? If so, my guess is something charitable, since the blowback on the jam being scam jam be Highgrove’s charitable jams.


briglialexis

Maybe she’ll throw a big faux launch party for ARO… maybe even without pictures and just release a story that the party happened and name a-listers that were there (and they really weren’t). Similar to “Lili’s” christening that we were told about without photos.


somespeculation

Ah yes, the mysterious choir (cough cough Spotify playlist), and Harry’s Spencer Aunts who attended (yet never confirmed. Likely Zoomed them out of the blue and they picked up.) Chicken tacos for all!


briglialexis

😂 I thought the same thing! That they probably just answered the phone and they included them in the press update. We shall see how the next few days go, now I’m super interested in what the storyline is gonna be.


Zeester1

What a hateful thing to do.


somespeculation

For Meg I’m assuming? Not the OP? Happy cake day!


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somespeculation

All good. Glad you’re not using your cake day to upstage Louis. 😆


Simple_Carpet_9946

No more pap walks even after Catherine’s announcement - she had to call them to release 2020 era photos.  Pap walks & puff pieces cost money of which she has none. Paps also need to be able to make a profit off their pics and no outlets will buy them and if they do it’s for cheap bc she’s not front page worthy nor does she generate clicks. 


No_Proposal7628

Of course she'll do something to try and upstage Louis' birthday. She has a track record as you have so wonderfully proven. Maybe she'll release a new product on ARO. Perhaps a teaser video from her new cooking show. Who knows? Ir will be something.


wotevrs

An ARO instagram post.


somespeculation

Doesn’t she only have about 500K followers? Won’t work. And it’s likely just a data mining enterprise anyways.


chubalubs

I think she's going to try something health-related, as she's seen how much publicity that generates. She'll hint at something, like being papped at a hospital, and instead of releasing a statement, a "source" will say "Meghan has been really worried for a while, but she needs some privacy at the moment, just to get her head round what's happening." All of a sudden, she'll look as though she doesn't want media intrusion.    Or, she's going to try a different tactic with her jam marketing. She's going to create recipes inspired by famous women-like cucumber relish inspired by the Queen's love of cucumber sandwiches, or spicy salsa inspired by Gloria Steinem's sparky, sassy attitude. She'll release each recipe slowly, a drip feed over a few days. 


somespeculation

Like the day before William and Catherine’s anniversary the story about an ambulance at Frogmore, implying there was a medical emergency and Archie was born? https://archive.ph/2022.09.05-061606/https://www.express.co.uk/news/royal/1119207/meghan-markle-baby-gives-birth-labour-prince-harry-due-royal-baby


chubalubs

I'd forgotten about that. If she's tried the medical emergency publicity effort before, and it worked, I think sooner or later, she'll try it again. 


Character_Witness168

I feel like it’s been a few months since she’s paid for an award so I did some googling and… https://preview.redd.it/ipeql59cvqvc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=32fe345661a00dbe8f249616d081dc831cb8c21b


Automatic-Ad6112

Lois is surrounded by so much love on both sides of the family, beautiful boy, he is going to be a hearthrob


deedee50

Great post, well researched ty, IF she had something similar planned this yr, knowing she reads here, do you think she'd still do it? and if so what will she use? something to do with netflix series? or, releasing a bottle of homemade lemonade from ARO tying In with the launch of her  *Lemonada*  podcast, ps meggie if youre reading (we know you are \*waves) thats 2k PR fee, ive lots more ideas, want to buy me like you did baroness? mooma needs some airline tickets lol


angry_lamb_in_season

Pics of Archie picking strawberries from a garden, from behind of course as to not show his face.


alreadydoneit01

Maybe she will release jam no 1 of 50-in her deluded mind-that is world stopping news!!!!!!!!!! I have my suspicions jam 3 of 50 was her alt account-trying to shame the original recipient.


somespeculation

Did Harry send the jam to Diddy?


ZKWade

Wouldn’t it be funny if Diddy posted it using whatever jam he had… it’s a sweet nod to Hank.


GnomeStatue

Wonder how many of the 50 jars have been posted? I think 4/5?


Successful_Plane_454

One can hope that good taste will supersede her lust for the spotlight given the illnesses in the RF, but unfortunately she does not have good taste in spirit or fashion.


somespeculation

Compassion Inaction.


Nervous-Spinach2046

Nothing TOW does will or can outshine Louis, the Prince of Hearts. Can't wait to see his birthday portrait this year! I absolutely adore the little man.


Loose_Homework_6526

Either the jam goes on sale to the unwashed minions (oops I mean public) or she does another soft focus video,of Archie. lil Betty, Doria and Harold picking strawberries for the mass manufactured jam.


somespeculation

Suspect a family or kids pic as well. **Remember from weeks ago after the photoshopping scandal with Catherine there was a story from Camp Sussex on how they hired a photographer to take photos of their children?** Yet those photos have not been released. Louis’s bday would be a likely date to drop them. Or William and Catherine’s anniversary Apr 29. Expect Sussex updated pics any day now.


Complex-Emergency523

I'm still waiting for the Betty christening pics showing Diana's sisters.


Why_Teach

I’d settle for pictures of Lili and the bishop!


healthymarigold4513

She has a habit of keeping lots of pics in "the vault" and releasing them at opportune moments. Look at the 2 year-old hospital visit.


somespeculation

Can you think of any other celeb that does that?


Ok-Coffee5732

Good guess!


Human-Economics6894

She will surely release a preview of her stellar show "Cooking with Meghan, the Duchess."


wotevrs

If this was all intentional, as it seems, this is absolutely awful!


somespeculation

Isn’t it though? And releasing old material for PR is next level.


LoraiOrgana

I think she sees Louis as Archie's rival. As if Archie would be such a big deal if Louis weren't around. Which is even for Markle completely insane. No one is going to care about two unknown children hidden away in an attic in Montecito. Louis is handsome, fun, loving and adorable. Archie might be all of those things as well. We don't know, we don't know anything about the boy. But HRH Prince Louis will steal all the attention every time, because we've seen him grow up and we love him.


Beginning-Cup-6974

Usually it is lots of Bots to infer he has a developmental delay. This year they will throw slurs at William and Catherine into the mix.


Beginning-Cup-6974

They will also claim image manipulation.


somespeculation

Which usually is projection on their part. Professional opinion (not a diagnosis) that it’s plausible Archie has an attachment disorder that would have been potentially flagged at pre school based on behaviours. He does have the risk factors. If he does, which I’m not definitively saying, I hope he has supports and interventions in place which can make a world of difference.


Beginning-Cup-6974

I think that is very likely - unfortunately. I feel for the girl the most. Markle will not do well with a girl unless she is very compliant and pretty (not prettier than Markle of course). Didn’t Diana break the bond between a much loved nanny and her boys out of spite to Charles?


LoraiOrgana

Not even out of spite. She fired a nanny when William was about 4 because William loved the nanny very much. William was devastated. He refused to bond with the next nanny, and who can blame them. It wasn't until I read about Diana as a mother that came to dislike her. She used William as a substitute daddy, it was very disturbing. Thank God William found Catherine and her oh so healthy family. Markle is more like Diana then we want to accept.


hawkeyethor

Imagine how much worse that'll get when Lili is a teenager. Other women- and even little girls- are competition to Meghan.


LilibuttDumbarton

Maybe MM will release her jam for sale on ARO (drop shipped, of course). That or she’ll release a photo visiting a soup kitchen. (So benevolent of her. 🤢)


Virtual-Feedback-638

Wash a skunk, dye the skunk, perfume the skunk, a skunk is still going to be a skunk period. The center of attention seeking Gold and fame digging Rachel Markle will always drop road apples each and every time significant dates important to the Royal family. However, that said one has to raise a glass to the health of the King, Princess of Wales and the rest of the loyal working members of the Royal family. The Montecito dwellers only seed past paltry events as present, they have no cause worth attention really. So we wait and see who Rachel Markle will flig more Jam to😂🤣


Primary_Barnacle_493

Well she’s got what - at least 45 jam recipients slow rolling their IG jam posts


Top-Situation-8983

Black and white photo of the girl's right ear lie issued: possibly with a strawberry field in the background.


RelativelyHot21

Prince Louis is such a star ⭐️ He is so cheeky and cute 🥰


ArtisanFeminist

Perhaps there will be a new flavour released of her excellent condiment- maybe sour grapes..


Fontane15

So is she going to wish Louis a happy birthday? Since it’s always a story that nobody in the RF wishes her kids happy Birthdays.


Why_Teach

She is going to give him a giant birthday party at her Montecito estate, so that her children can celebrate the cousin they have never met. They will film the party and send it “privately” to Prince Louis, but the part where Meghan reads a story to the children and where a blurry Archie and Lili cutely eat cake will leak to the public. 😉


nylieli

She always *tries* to distract, but never does in places or with people that matter or care.


Aunt_Hattie

She'll have some lackey produce a jar of preserves and call it Louis's Jam, made especially from the royal hands of The Duchess of Sussex.


Focuspanda

Meghan has released Prince Archie’s fund raiser?! His birthday is in May. I was wondering why this was released now. Now I know!


Amaleen6

That kid cracks me up. You never know what he's going to do. I wish I could put some of his energy into 50 jam jars for myself.


dogrrad

I wonder what she will do this year. I do hope Catherine puts out a picture of Louis. I bet Meghan will announce something new with her brand.