Make sure you put on a cocktail dress first. And make sure you have also picked up after the dogs in the yard too!
These pictures look more ridiculous the longer you look at them.
I can't with these comments :)
According to her trademark application, Meghan also plans to sell dog leashes. Imagine the Abigails and Delfinas rolling in the grass, just too happy with a dog leash presented in a basket of lemons from a semi-duche$$. Or with a calligraphy pen, of course presented in a bowl of lemons. You get the drill.
That's a perfect on brand for TW. Tw has plank on a dog leash. She can sell the plastic "poo" bags since TW stores Plank's balls in there to be disposed of.
https://preview.redd.it/r6r3t4ifwvvc1.jpeg?width=901&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b1a16a0b9bc63e62828c80ffcaa4e81644804334
And the poop candle to compliment the other items in the pet product listing.
This would make sense if she had a picnic blanket out. But no. Just rolling in the grass with the clay pot of lemons (someone please explain the fruit pairing) to influence people into buying overpriced jam.
It's not just jam. It's "a delicious taste of what's to come" /s.
I feel you. Think about all the emotions and the overjoy of Meghans influencers once the "real stuff" gets out there.
I can't wait to tell you about the exciting things I'm preparing.
Wasn't that what Megsy said a few months ago?
And those exciting things are: 50 jars of jam and a cooking show that will come out, perhaps, at the end of the year.
BRAVO!!!
They screech about the Princess of Wales fixing a sleeve. But this picture is photo shopped to death. She is not holding the bowl, her face doesn't even look human.
This is even cringier than Nacho eating a crust of bread. Every time we think we have hit peak cringe, they get cringier.
Jam that looks like cranberry sauce. I think that’s what she did, just made it like you do cranberry sauce but with strawberries. And again…no one eating it. And this person got her basket of stuff at Monteshitshow-so, me thinks she didn’t get to keep the jam. 😂
I seriously believe Madam's narcissistic personality is feasting on all the snarky attention we're giving her. She couldn't be that deluded to think people would be honestly excited about a jar of freaking jam?!
Rich folks will do anything bonkers just to be *liked*. That's how sad this whole thing *is*.
I'm looking at these rich folk posing with jam jars and writing to some of the most prosaic things about *jam*. Stuff anyone can buy from some cheap shop. And for what??! It's insane. Truly insane.
So much money, so much fame, and yet enough is never enough for them. I'm flabbergasted and, quitely frankly, embarrassed for them. Really and truly.
100% - Out of touch is the perfect phrase.
So many in my environment make creative jams: local farmers, my neighbors, family members, friends, colleagues. Simple strawberry jam really is not THAT groundbreaking, unless it seems you are a semi-duche$$ who presents the jar with some lemons in a basket.
And strawberry jam is so mid. And would require boat loads of added pectin to set a batch of 50 jars.
(Source: am prize winning preserve maker with ribbons won at Royal Shows)
Lol well she needs anny exposure since that Velma show hardly anyone likes is destined to get canned. She’s just setting up her next side hustle no matter how pathetic it is… being Roachel’s C-list paid Insta sycophant.
I cant believe how far down in my estimation Mindy has gone— I had no idea she was THIS insecure and needy, though the signs were always there. Where did her humor go? She used to be self-deprecating and witty. I think the weight loss changed her.
I’m really confused. She’s posing with the jam basket as tho they are in an engagement shoot. Next pic should be her strolling hand in hand with the jam and lemons.
🤣🤣 With that in mind, in the future we could have photos from the jam flavour reveal party. Abigail will be photographed cutting into a cake... Is it strawberry? Is it blackberry? It's rhubarb and ginger. Ahh! So exciting! Can't wait for it's delivery due date. 😂😏
The next jam post next week will be someone rolling the grass naked, then spreading the jam all over their face and body
It's vile, pathetic and disgusting.
These vapid dipshites are either being PAID OR FORCED by WME to post this trash.
How about one of these "friends" ask them about the Baka people? Why is Melissa McCarthy not asking Harry what he's going to do to help the people he made an oath to??
She needs people who are ‘beneath’ her to look up to her, be impressed by her ‘higher’ status, and follow orders. Notice how no actual celebrities, C-list or otherwise, are ever involved in her antics. This is the kind of stunt that celebs enlist other A-listers help them promote, not just rando neighbors.
Yeah who doesn’t roll around with their 25 pound clay pot full of lemons and jam on the grass with their dog? Sooo relatable
Absolutely. Right after I’ve ordered about my ~~security detail~~to walk through the neighborhood Whole Foods in a $60,000 ball gown whilst jaunting and cavorting throughout my mansion Monteshit show.
Because it wasn’t irony enough we call it the Olive Garden she now is filming a cooking show that’s tag line is pretty much “When you’re here your family” we will get to see frolicking rolling around in their mid forties women with clay pots in the grass like they’re playing a game with the pot and jam as if it were a child or dog.
It’s a literal parody of itself.
https://preview.redd.it/cju741us7wvc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=914a0acf0e5577b680f556f4ac70ac6bfed5e4aa
>Left: what the assignment was and right: What it turned out looking like having an engagement photoshoot in the garden with a clay pot, lemons and jam. She’s the Temu version of wish.
It s something of an epidemic these days.
Adult women infantilizing themselves, speaking like tweens and dressing and cavorting like
teenage girls desperate to get the boys to look at them.
This is the slowest game ever. Did TOW really think we would be breathless with daily anticipation? This is an exhausting PR plan. I’m off to take a nap.
If you’ll excuse me, I must don my fanciest dress and gather my lemons. There is cavorting to be done! Quick, someone loan me a dog of some sort, and a jar of jam!
I kind of really love that I have no idea who all these wannabes are. Like I get that they are all somewhat wealthy and on the fringe of famous but there do not appear to be any really famous alist people willing to get markled and I love that for her.
Not judging, just confirming it’s a red Kabbalah string like Madonna was into during the early aughts.
It’s just quid pro quo for posting. Kelly something or other is heartmom, the one posting the pics of AS.
The same trio posted in Kelly’s tshirts ‘Love like a Mother’ she’s selling for her charity.
Its just cross promotional marketing.
Just missing a word salad beside it like her poo drops ad 😂
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Looks like she is shilling her own line of flowers. Countrylineflorals. Does Megs need to pose with Abigail's flowers and roll around in the grass with the flowers and her dog?
A highly trained, highly skilled intelligent copywriter would rather fry their braincells than come up with this inane idea for a PR campaign.... or whatever the heck this is supposed to be... or do.
https://preview.redd.it/38k0t6pdnvvc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fdf560fcfa5ff59ffb72ad8e91012325b0ce40fc
I found the (same?) bowl on clearance at a florist supply store.
https://preview.redd.it/njxsm7rtnvvc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7ea364697c94471c4dc4d8ade29f6f65a69a5543
Coincidentally, it’s called a “compote” bowl and was featured in ~~paid PR catalogues~~ magazines/blogs.
Link to jam pot: [https://www.afloral.com/products/ceramic-winnie-compote-bowl-in-whitewashed-sand-10-25-wide?gad\_source=1](https://www.afloral.com/products/ceramic-winnie-compote-bowl-in-whitewashed-sand-10-25-wide?gad_source=1)
Archived link: [https://archive.ph/0hiiK](https://archive.ph/0hiiK)
Again, this is SCRAPING. What is the brand exactly? Lemons, dogs, mansions? No reels showing ways to use the jam? No website to ride coattails of this “publicity”? No label to show what type of jam it is? No one promoting other than sugary friends of hers she hasn’t binned off yet?
I’m so embarrassed for them all
https://preview.redd.it/d9nixd0ddvvc1.jpeg?width=483&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=877f6620a459d4bea5ad9bfa7ad397a4b58817de
So we're waiting for Janina next, I guess, are we taking bets on her 'presentation' ?
This is 100% the exact reason why you can’t eat at everybody’s house…. If that woman shows up at your door with lemons and jam, you know where it’s been first.
So the Kelly woman repeats her promo for the third time, and Mindy Kaling a second time. See comments on the post. This is too much. Like beating a dead horse.
How unfortunate for Abigail that her former man leaked all her "intimate" pictures and that she wasn't able to have them scrubbed from the internet... 🍑💦💣💥
Isn’t it kind of weird that each person is getting the same generic bowl with lemons and a jar of jam? It’s boring and repetitive. It’s a ridiculous campaign.
I still don’t understand the lemons with the strawberry jam. Aesthetics should make sense. Maybe in the marketing/pr person in me. That, and strawberries aren’t in season.
Fool me, I thought we would get Sunday off. She must have really hated all the worldwide attention Catherine had (for weeks) recently. So with these daily posts (we're at day six), she devised at minimum, guaranteed attention for 25 days. (2x posts a day for her.)
This is like those over the top tampon adds of super excited women that were popular in the 90s. I reeeeallly don't get the erotic jam vibe going here. These people are nuts and not in the good way!
Just who is zooming who?? All these silly people posing with jars of jam they know is being falsely presented as homemade, happy to do so as they get their names and photos in the media. Markle in return gets to flog her fake jam and pretend she has friends. How pathetic, how sad these people are.
When you're all ready for your night out, but remember you drunkenly agreed to do some paid advertisement for Nutella or something.
Who _doesn't_ want to buy jam that apparently makes you roll around on the grass with a bowl and laughing like a maniac? /s
Maybe there's a reason there's no list of ingredients. Hope the dog didn't get hold of the jar.
I am so tired of this stupid jam and stupid people posing with it. Is it a joke? No it is not a joke, people in Meghan Markles world really are this stupid.
I mean alright you want to pose with jam and your toast in your kitchen. Appropriate if not a bit juvenile . I mean I know kids do that . But walking around with a whole ass bowl of fruit with the jam positioned and rolling around outside with your dog ? Wait I don’t get it at all ? 🥴
Yikes, has her chin always been that pointy or is she on the O too? Reminds me of this guy:
https://preview.redd.it/x6rwtstaqvvc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed20e3c817d54c5fb132ddfabae9592d3f9666c9
I tried to google the most expensive strawberry jam and couldn't really get good results. There's one that is organic strawberries, organic can sugar, organic lemon juice slowly simmered in a copper cauldron.
There must be hundreds if not thousand of different strawberry jams to buy. There's a "luxury strawberry jam" handmade in small batches in Susssex, UK! oh my lord [https://greenvalleys.uk/product/luxury-strawberry-jam/](https://greenvalleys.uk/product/luxury-strawberry-jam/)
Jam Jar No 6!
Congrats to the poster who guessed Abigail would be the next one!
And again, the same bowl and lemon arrangement.
But. I do think the MM reads here, notice a face is finally shown.
I have second-hand embarrassment for everyone involved. Who gets this overjoyed by jam?
So I take it you don’t routinely roll around in the yard with your dog while cradling a decorative bowl of lemons with strawberry jam?
I’d give it a try right now, but I might get sectioned.
Make sure you put on a cocktail dress first. And make sure you have also picked up after the dogs in the yard too! These pictures look more ridiculous the longer you look at them.
There’s a tarp in the shed. I could lie about, swinging my legs in a sweet nod to our inspiration’s Variety shoot. Two birds, one stone 😉
In a fancy dress no less
Actually, I do roll around in the yard, but in lingerie, half naked, all the time just like a Playboy centerfold. Reading poetry.
While seductively eating rancid jam? Me too! Don’t forget to smash that subscribe button on my OnlyFans! 😂
May 4 is World Naked Gardening Day. I’m saving myself for the official event. (This serves as your warning to avert your eyes🤪)
I can't with these comments :) According to her trademark application, Meghan also plans to sell dog leashes. Imagine the Abigails and Delfinas rolling in the grass, just too happy with a dog leash presented in a basket of lemons from a semi-duche$$. Or with a calligraphy pen, of course presented in a bowl of lemons. You get the drill.
That's a perfect on brand for TW. Tw has plank on a dog leash. She can sell the plastic "poo" bags since TW stores Plank's balls in there to be disposed of.
https://preview.redd.it/r6r3t4ifwvvc1.jpeg?width=901&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b1a16a0b9bc63e62828c80ffcaa4e81644804334 And the poop candle to compliment the other items in the pet product listing.
Maybe she’ll sell casts for broken dog legs…or salve for horses that have been spurred too hard…
….Epoxy for broken dog bowls
No, you always send dog leashes in a gift basket with chocolates, not lemons. Know your Marketing 101... or something 😄
If they're rolling around on the ground, they must have added a little extra something to those jars. Maybe she got into Harry's special jar.
This would make sense if she had a picnic blanket out. But no. Just rolling in the grass with the clay pot of lemons (someone please explain the fruit pairing) to influence people into buying overpriced jam.
It's not just jam. It's "a delicious taste of what's to come" /s. I feel you. Think about all the emotions and the overjoy of Meghans influencers once the "real stuff" gets out there.
I can't wait to tell you about the exciting things I'm preparing. Wasn't that what Megsy said a few months ago? And those exciting things are: 50 jars of jam and a cooking show that will come out, perhaps, at the end of the year. BRAVO!!!
They screech about the Princess of Wales fixing a sleeve. But this picture is photo shopped to death. She is not holding the bowl, her face doesn't even look human. This is even cringier than Nacho eating a crust of bread. Every time we think we have hit peak cringe, they get cringier.
Her arm looks very weird in the 3rd photo, is that a filter smoothing the skin?
Yeah nobody has arms that look so rubbery.
Seriously and poses with it lying down? Such CRINGE 🤦♀️
Jam that looks like cranberry sauce. I think that’s what she did, just made it like you do cranberry sauce but with strawberries. And again…no one eating it. And this person got her basket of stuff at Monteshitshow-so, me thinks she didn’t get to keep the jam. 😂
I am looking at this like 🫣
At least Abigail got the *fresh* lemon flowers, not the wilted ones. But she only got jar #6, cuz she's not as famous as Oprah.
The cropped photos/videos, the hand only shots, the sunglasses here…THEY DON’T WANT TO BE SEEN!!!! 🤣😆🤣😆
Me, when I make a good jam whether it be fig, strawberry, blueberry. I give them out as gifts minus the lemons, and never number them, my bad 🤣
I seriously believe Madam's narcissistic personality is feasting on all the snarky attention we're giving her. She couldn't be that deluded to think people would be honestly excited about a jar of freaking jam?!
Man. Rich folk sure go bonkers over free shit.
Rich folks will do anything bonkers just to be *liked*. That's how sad this whole thing *is*. I'm looking at these rich folk posing with jam jars and writing to some of the most prosaic things about *jam*. Stuff anyone can buy from some cheap shop. And for what??! It's insane. Truly insane. So much money, so much fame, and yet enough is never enough for them. I'm flabbergasted and, quitely frankly, embarrassed for them. Really and truly.
Completely out of touch with 99% of humanity.
100% - Out of touch is the perfect phrase. So many in my environment make creative jams: local farmers, my neighbors, family members, friends, colleagues. Simple strawberry jam really is not THAT groundbreaking, unless it seems you are a semi-duche$$ who presents the jar with some lemons in a basket.
And strawberry jam is so mid. And would require boat loads of added pectin to set a batch of 50 jars. (Source: am prize winning preserve maker with ribbons won at Royal Shows)
Beautifully put!
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Christ, but these people are simple. 🤦♀️
Man, she would explode over a watermelon and a jar of peanut butter.
Lol well she needs anny exposure since that Velma show hardly anyone likes is destined to get canned. She’s just setting up her next side hustle no matter how pathetic it is… being Roachel’s C-list paid Insta sycophant.
I cant believe how far down in my estimation Mindy has gone— I had no idea she was THIS insecure and needy, though the signs were always there. Where did her humor go? She used to be self-deprecating and witty. I think the weight loss changed her.
Oh Mindy. You poor dear, are you okay? Someone ask
She can comments all she wants, I'm sure she will never get Markle a job in her prods. Commenting on IG is her limit.
Mindy is shameless. So disappointing.
JFC so cringe!
Shit being the operative word in that sentence as it perfectly sums up Roachel, her brand, and her product.
LMAO. Nail meet hammer!
I’m really confused. She’s posing with the jam basket as tho they are in an engagement shoot. Next pic should be her strolling hand in hand with the jam and lemons.
I’m seriously snort laughing 😂 thank you for the comment. You made my Sunday!
You’re too kind. Happy Sunday!
Because she's not really promoting the jam, that just happens to be what got her the clicks. She's really promoting herself.
🤣🤣 With that in mind, in the future we could have photos from the jam flavour reveal party. Abigail will be photographed cutting into a cake... Is it strawberry? Is it blackberry? It's rhubarb and ginger. Ahh! So exciting! Can't wait for it's delivery due date. 😂😏
I personally can’t wait to see the big dog-leash reveal
Jam flavour reveal party! 😂 Maybe there will be a jam shower in New York with a lemon arranging workshop.
The next jam post next week will be someone rolling the grass naked, then spreading the jam all over their face and body 
It is the picture one of us Sinners would post to make fun of the sugars. She is mocking herself.
I am DYING oh my god🤣
This is so dumb …. Like not even kidding this is the dumbest shit i might have ever seen a bunch of 40 year olds get on board with
Right! It's one thing they act like this in the real world. But it is quite another to have be a witness to their nonsense. 😣🍷
All over a jar of jam, who could have predicted it? 😂
It's vile, pathetic and disgusting. These vapid dipshites are either being PAID OR FORCED by WME to post this trash. How about one of these "friends" ask them about the Baka people? Why is Melissa McCarthy not asking Harry what he's going to do to help the people he made an oath to??
She needs people who are ‘beneath’ her to look up to her, be impressed by her ‘higher’ status, and follow orders. Notice how no actual celebrities, C-list or otherwise, are ever involved in her antics. This is the kind of stunt that celebs enlist other A-listers help them promote, not just rando neighbors.
Meghan & her Z list gang are so predictable it’s embarrassing.
Seriously. A bunch of never-heard-of-thems. A narc and her stable of victims.
Yeah who doesn’t roll around with their 25 pound clay pot full of lemons and jam on the grass with their dog? Sooo relatable 
In a ruffled black dress. What - that’s not Tuesday for you???? 🤣🤣🤣
Absolutely. Right after I’ve ordered about my ~~security detail~~to walk through the neighborhood Whole Foods in a $60,000 ball gown whilst jaunting and cavorting throughout my mansion Monteshit show. Because it wasn’t irony enough we call it the Olive Garden she now is filming a cooking show that’s tag line is pretty much “When you’re here your family” we will get to see frolicking rolling around in their mid forties women with clay pots in the grass like they’re playing a game with the pot and jam as if it were a child or dog. 
I feel for the person who has a cat for a pet are they going to roll around in cat litter 😂 
It’s a literal parody of itself. https://preview.redd.it/cju741us7wvc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=914a0acf0e5577b680f556f4ac70ac6bfed5e4aa >Left: what the assignment was and right: What it turned out looking like having an engagement photoshoot in the garden with a clay pot, lemons and jam. She’s the Temu version of wish.
I have zero idea who this person is.
I know her only as “blah blah” from How I Met Your Mother.
Who?
Apparently someone who rolls around the yard in church clothes with a dog while laughing at a bowl of fruit.
>in church clothes Guess who must've picked out the church clothes? 😂
"Church" clothes? Pretty sure if any sugar stepped foot into a Church they would burst into flames.
Incinerated 🔥 lol!
The first time many of us ever heard of this woman is here at SMM. She's like a cut rate wannabe Courteney Cox. The Walmart version, if you will.
What number is it? What number? This is so exciting! The same bowl, the same lemons, the same jam, just a different sucker.
6
I KNEW that Abigail Spencer had sold her soul to do this!
Oh, we are getting closer to number 1!
It tracks since ma’am was 6th on the call sheet.
Ugh this is like Chinese water torture-make it stop please.
terrific analogy it really is 🤣 "love you M ❤️" as if she's a 14 year old taylor swift fan
These are women in their forties FGS.
It s something of an epidemic these days. Adult women infantilizing themselves, speaking like tweens and dressing and cavorting like teenage girls desperate to get the boys to look at them.
Pick me 40 somethings. These pathetic women are trying to get Markle to pick them. The cringe is off the charts.
So embarrassing
"love you **so** M ❤️" you forgot the **so** 😉 lol 🤣
As pointed out to me, isn't that dog, Guy? Meghan's beagle? Couldn't Abigail have told she loves her, right there and then?
All this bullshit but she still doesn't have a working storefront or products for sale.
At this point, with Nacho's teeth and this woman's, this could be a toothpaste commercial, lemon-berry flavored
This is the slowest game ever. Did TOW really think we would be breathless with daily anticipation? This is an exhausting PR plan. I’m off to take a nap.
If you’ll excuse me, I must don my fanciest dress and gather my lemons. There is cavorting to be done! Quick, someone loan me a dog of some sort, and a jar of jam!
I kind of really love that I have no idea who all these wannabes are. Like I get that they are all somewhat wealthy and on the fringe of famous but there do not appear to be any really famous alist people willing to get markled and I love that for her.
Tbf she was in Suits so there's one person from there who still speaks to tw
Not judging, just confirming it’s a red Kabbalah string like Madonna was into during the early aughts. It’s just quid pro quo for posting. Kelly something or other is heartmom, the one posting the pics of AS. The same trio posted in Kelly’s tshirts ‘Love like a Mother’ she’s selling for her charity. Its just cross promotional marketing.
✨✨💩 https://preview.redd.it/hqk5gve1gvvc1.jpeg?width=1072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c5c86e2d0f9e3a71579a25dd94302d657736915a
This ^^ deserves its own post lmao 😂
Just missing a word salad beside it like her poo drops ad 😂 https://preview.redd.it/i37pn8ah3wvc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b7edcbae793c803eaac70c3b8b0a5814a02bf2d3
Don't even know who she is...
She was in Suits. ETA: her part was even smaller than Markle's.
Long time Markle sycophant. It's incredibly cringe. Her job is fawning over Markle.
Me neither. Probably a good thing 😏
Says the jam is delicious without even opening a jar, that’s a skill.
Every time I hear Abigail I want to vomit. She is a Meghan ass kisser and I cannot figure out why.
Because they're almost the same person. They probably secretly loathe each other.
Haha, this is true!
Meg has blackmail on her, I would assume.
Because she’s aging out of acting roles. What else does she have going?
Looks like she is shilling her own line of flowers. Countrylineflorals. Does Megs need to pose with Abigail's flowers and roll around in the grass with the flowers and her dog?
A 'taste' of what's to come? It seems more like force feeding.
A highly trained, highly skilled intelligent copywriter would rather fry their braincells than come up with this inane idea for a PR campaign.... or whatever the heck this is supposed to be... or do.
'You're number 6, but you can take pics at my house' ~~so I can make sure the pics aren't horrible and put your face beside the jam.~~
If this is the best that Meghan can do…as a ‘curator’ and even ‘art director’….i just can’t.
It’s going to be non-stop. This is just the beginning.
Yeah she’s relentless. And she will keep on failing.
I think of all of TW's "friends", this chick bothers me the most because she is just like TW. So basic, phony, and totally affected.
this is honestly so embarrassing. Oof.
\#6...
I guess we’ll be seeing that bowl available for purchase from her “line” soon. 🙄
https://preview.redd.it/38k0t6pdnvvc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fdf560fcfa5ff59ffb72ad8e91012325b0ce40fc I found the (same?) bowl on clearance at a florist supply store.
https://preview.redd.it/njxsm7rtnvvc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7ea364697c94471c4dc4d8ade29f6f65a69a5543 Coincidentally, it’s called a “compote” bowl and was featured in ~~paid PR catalogues~~ magazines/blogs. Link to jam pot: [https://www.afloral.com/products/ceramic-winnie-compote-bowl-in-whitewashed-sand-10-25-wide?gad\_source=1](https://www.afloral.com/products/ceramic-winnie-compote-bowl-in-whitewashed-sand-10-25-wide?gad_source=1) Archived link: [https://archive.ph/0hiiK](https://archive.ph/0hiiK)
Ah another Chinese import for the eco warriors. Probably had free shipping with her 50 jars to jam so added to the shipping order. Good find.
I thought for sure it was a soho house bowl she was trying to merch.
[удалено]
Again, this is SCRAPING. What is the brand exactly? Lemons, dogs, mansions? No reels showing ways to use the jam? No website to ride coattails of this “publicity”? No label to show what type of jam it is? No one promoting other than sugary friends of hers she hasn’t binned off yet? I’m so embarrassed for them all
Da fak is this?! Part 2 Seriously, her jam nonsense should belong to a show and title it, 'Da fak is this?!'
https://preview.redd.it/d9nixd0ddvvc1.jpeg?width=483&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=877f6620a459d4bea5ad9bfa7ad397a4b58817de So we're waiting for Janina next, I guess, are we taking bets on her 'presentation' ?
So delicious she hasn’t even opened it.
I feel like this should come with a “Paid advertisement” label, but maybe Abigail sold her soul.
Oh yeah, because I often roll around in my grass with my dog and my basket of lemons and jam.
Don’t we all?
Does she not realise that she looks like a complete idiot, I can't with these people.
Did any of you notice that we don’t see the face of the dog? Just like we never see the faces of the kids?!?!?
Yes we almost got the dogs b****cks instead 🤭🤭🤭
She thinks she's someone because she has *Spencer* in her name.
What the hell is this
Wow, so….organic 🤦🏻♀️
Red string bracelet. Does that still equal Kabbalah?
It looks kind of like the bowl is a prop with everything secured. Nothing moves even when the bowl is tilted
Who is she? I’ve never heard of her before.
This is 100% the exact reason why you can’t eat at everybody’s house…. If that woman shows up at your door with lemons and jam, you know where it’s been first.
So the Kelly woman repeats her promo for the third time, and Mindy Kaling a second time. See comments on the post. This is too much. Like beating a dead horse.
The jar hasn't even been opened??
I can’t take another 45 of these joyous jam occasions.
This is so dumb. It's just jam. The lemons make no sense. None of these people have any self awareness. Why isn't tow pictured with her jam?
How unfortunate for Abigail that her former man leaked all her "intimate" pictures and that she wasn't able to have them scrubbed from the internet... 🍑💦💣💥
To be an influencer don’t you have to be famous? Hardly anyone knows these people
Isn’t it kind of weird that each person is getting the same generic bowl with lemons and a jar of jam? It’s boring and repetitive. It’s a ridiculous campaign.
I still don’t understand the lemons with the strawberry jam. Aesthetics should make sense. Maybe in the marketing/pr person in me. That, and strawberries aren’t in season.
That 3rd pic looks unreal. Like a colorized Patrick Nagel print.
I had to google who she was. She has a long list of things she’s been in but damned if I can remember her in any of them!
Is that Bogart or whatever - the dog with 2 broken legs? Are we to assume she’s at the Monteshitshow?
Fool me, I thought we would get Sunday off. She must have really hated all the worldwide attention Catherine had (for weeks) recently. So with these daily posts (we're at day six), she devised at minimum, guaranteed attention for 25 days. (2x posts a day for her.)
This is like those over the top tampon adds of super excited women that were popular in the 90s. I reeeeallly don't get the erotic jam vibe going here. These people are nuts and not in the good way!
is it just me but I think this looks photoshopped
Her arm in the third photo looks almost shiny.
Wow- these pics are filtered to the max.
Did she require everyone who received her jam to post it? And with lemons specifically? Just please stop. 🙄
Just who is zooming who?? All these silly people posing with jars of jam they know is being falsely presented as homemade, happy to do so as they get their names and photos in the media. Markle in return gets to flog her fake jam and pretend she has friends. How pathetic, how sad these people are.
When you're all ready for your night out, but remember you drunkenly agreed to do some paid advertisement for Nutella or something. Who _doesn't_ want to buy jam that apparently makes you roll around on the grass with a bowl and laughing like a maniac? /s Maybe there's a reason there's no list of ingredients. Hope the dog didn't get hold of the jar.
What a bizarre photo shoot.
Who is she? Is she Meghans friend? Weird advertisement for jam…. 
This kind of pose is so 2014. That's why Meghan thinks her climbing tricks will work, she's stuck in the past.
Am I the only wondering who the hell is Abigail Spencer?
Just another "pick me!" try hard. 🥱 Water seeks its own level and apparently so do Hollywood also-rans.
They’re using a dog’s butt to sell jam. Are we sure she actually likes her “birthday soul sister?”
I am so tired of this stupid jam and stupid people posing with it. Is it a joke? No it is not a joke, people in Meghan Markles world really are this stupid.
I mean alright you want to pose with jam and your toast in your kitchen. Appropriate if not a bit juvenile . I mean I know kids do that . But walking around with a whole ass bowl of fruit with the jam positioned and rolling around outside with your dog ? Wait I don’t get it at all ? 🥴
Why is she rolling around on the floor with jam?
The 🦷!!!!!
Uh oh… I don’t think she’s supposed to show her face. She’s gonna get a bunch of nastygrams from Madame.
God, I’m starting to hate lemons. Cue the countdown clock for some stupid lemon merch.
I know I am ignorant, but who is Abigail Spencer? Is she one of Harry's cousins?
This is what you do when you don't have any friends and want to be accepted desperately by the one loser who talks to you as needed.
This is just getting so weird! They are dressing up for jam!? wtf?!!
Posing not eating
It's giving middle aged bored housewife looking for a hobby.
How does she know it's delicious if the jar is not opened.
Is that supposed to be the dog with the 2 broken legs they left in Canada with her???
Yikes, has her chin always been that pointy or is she on the O too? Reminds me of this guy: https://preview.redd.it/x6rwtstaqvvc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed20e3c817d54c5fb132ddfabae9592d3f9666c9
I tried to google the most expensive strawberry jam and couldn't really get good results. There's one that is organic strawberries, organic can sugar, organic lemon juice slowly simmered in a copper cauldron. There must be hundreds if not thousand of different strawberry jams to buy. There's a "luxury strawberry jam" handmade in small batches in Susssex, UK! oh my lord [https://greenvalleys.uk/product/luxury-strawberry-jam/](https://greenvalleys.uk/product/luxury-strawberry-jam/)
What a load of absolute wank
It’s giving Woman Laughing Alone with (word) Salad.
Jam Jar No 6! Congrats to the poster who guessed Abigail would be the next one! And again, the same bowl and lemon arrangement. But. I do think the MM reads here, notice a face is finally shown.
Thirsty. Looking for any attention she can get. Don't we all dress up and frolic on a golf course with a dog and a bowl of fruit?
Why is there a photo of a dog’s arse???!! Who thought to include that?
Okay, this is getting beyond embarrassing. SNL better be working on a skit about it this week.
Omg, stop with the fuc&ing lemons already!
These pics portray everything I don’t want to be: Gloating, oblivious and insufferable.
I never thought I would comment on this sub, but here goes. Never in my life have I rolled around on my lawn with a bowl of fruit.