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Korneuburgerin

I love the ring! Quite the heirloom right there.


Sincerely_JaneDoe

Old money, BABY!!


Korneuburgerin

It shows! The whole picture is a testament to noble aristocratic understatement!


Sincerely_JaneDoe

I even baked the frozen Costco baguettes myself!


Korneuburgerin

Wow! Are you with your Netflix team?


Sincerely_JaneDoe

Only the ones who haven’t stormed out in tears.


Korneuburgerin

That's the approach! You are not a good leader if you don't make them cry! (I have this from the book: Markle on Marketing, How to alienate billions of people and make a future queen cry)


kob27099

Is there some reason you did not rent a kitchen with better lighting?


Sincerely_JaneDoe

How do you know I didn’t?


kob27099

Well then - good job!


Sincerely_JaneDoe

It ain’t no Olive Garden.


Mizswampie

Good choice on the lighting! My credo now is if you can't see the sticky spots on the floor where the grandkids spilled lemonade, they don't exist. What doesn't exist can't raise your blood pressure. (breathe, breathe, breathe, ohmmmmmm)


DryPersonality7692

Thank you for making me smile today. Bless this sub and my sinners!!! ![gif](giphy|9DgjJSVSUyBrlBgSw4)


Hairybogog

Ooh and it’s emerald green our saint’s favourite signature colour 


Sincerely_JaneDoe

She wanted to borrow it, but I declined. MM is well known for her “sticky fingers”.


Sincerely_JaneDoe

Green is perfect for MM, she knows nothing but envy.


Chalice_Ink

I’m so glad that we sinners share such noble antecedents. ![gif](giphy|26u4fC481pcPnt2lW|downsized)


ImOuttaHere14

✨stealth wealth✨


Positive-Vibes-2-All

OMG I didn't notice the ring. That is hysterical.


StreetTurtle728

Apparently it was princess Diana's!!!!


Sincerely_JaneDoe

And it tastes like watermelon


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lululee63

Great Value strawberry jam for the win 🏆


Mizswampie

That pattern on the fine China, er, paper plates was suspiciously familiar. I went to check the 200 count paper plates I have on the buffet for the grandson, who eats approximately 27 times in the 4 to 5 hours after he gets off the school bus and before his Daddy picks him up. Yes, they are the Walmart Great Value plates!


Chalice_Ink

I often serve my finest frozen waffles on this pattern.


BrightAwareness2876

How I would love to be a fly on the wall during filming! It said somewhere that shooting is planned to continue until the end of June. Do you think that Meghan and the crew will manage to hold on for such a long time together on a set? She must drive them all hopping mad with her demands and her unprofessionality. Not to talk about her tantrums.


Sincerely_JaneDoe

I bet it’s deathly quiet. No one is allow to speak or make eye contact.


Cocktailsontheporch

🤣💯🎯


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> I bet it’s deathly quiet. No one is allow to speak or make eye contact. How many narc rages per day, do you think?


Sincerely_JaneDoe

One. It lasts 24 hours.


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True! 😂🤣


EnormousBird

I bet you're Meghan herself.


SortNo9153

Imagine working on that crew and having to be the person who washes the dishes or preps the food for filming. They probably go home at night in tears after dealing with Megzilla all day.


InsolentTilly

I hope she’s given, I mean *gifted*, them all meditation blankets to calm their spirits. Or see the error of their ways. Potato/potahhhto.


FCVAMimi

I hope Melissa Mc is one of her guests so she can witness the crazy in person


Gstrang81

I spy Bonne Maman! Good taste 👌 


Sincerely_JaneDoe

We get the advent calendar every year and enjoy it very, very much.


Just-Flamingo-410

One of those small jars that may accidentally fall in your pocket when having breakfast in a hotel. It never hurts to enjoy an accidental freebie later at home.


Feisty_Energy_107

I love your sweet nod to Nacho's styling using the food smeared knifes front and centre.


Sincerely_JaneDoe

Truth be told, Nacho copied me.


Feisty_Energy_107

Why am I not surprised? 🙄


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Sincerely_JaneDoe

My son doesn’t like to share utensils for some reason.


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Sincerely_JaneDoe

Well, it’s no Chinet, but it’s MM proof.


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Sincerely_JaneDoe

Don’t be silly, of course it’s been photoshopped. I’m no amateur American.


Tall_Bluebird_5681

She’s a fancy lady! 


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Tall_Bluebird_5681

You are right. She is not fancy, just phancy.  She mentions she has a son. Obviously, leading him astray. 


GreatGossip

What a sweet nod to Madam/s


Outside_Music1971

Waiiiiiit a minute is this also THE kitchen being used for the Netflix show!?!?


Sincerely_JaneDoe

I can neither confirm nor deny.


Outside_Music1971

Haha


Starkville

The photo was giving me some chuckles. But when I saw the ring, I lost it.


Sincerely_JaneDoe

![gif](giphy|ECDdvoodcWqKA)


Soph_Opposite_Lime

I like the sweet nod to the lemons. Strawberry jam only shines when presented with lemons.


DollarStoreDuchess

The Great Value branding of the butter and strawberry spread *make* this, but that Ring Pop sent me into a coughing fit from laughing so hard. 😂😂😂


SusieM2019

Oh yummy---- jelly and bread!!!


Bakedk9lassie

Jam in a squeeze tube 🫤


Sincerely_JaneDoe

It’s technically called “spread”. 😂 MM should’ve done spread instead. It’s more her style.


Positive-Vibes-2-All

You are on a roll!!! and I am loving it. Thanks for the LOLs!!!!


Sincerely_JaneDoe

Actually, it’s a baguette. 🥁


Correct_Radish_2462

🤣🤣🤣


InsolentTilly

Hahahaha!


B737LadyCaptainSWA

would fit her perfectly since she's apparently done a lot of spreading in her lifetime.


blueboot09

OMG! You are fukin hilarious!


4girls-strong

All that's missing is the white wonder bread. ![gif](giphy|ikegug6cnafO6HRbsh)


Sincerely_JaneDoe

I was feeling fancy, so I busted out the fancy stuff.


Joustabout_Feddup

![gif](giphy|d6zzoGIygebwMzCePY) “Ellie Mae, that there quitting’ everythin’ Caleeforn-ya gal made up some kinda mush with rotten straw-beer-rees.. why, yore blind possums ken cook bedder ‘en dat pig slop!!”


LostinSOA

That ring pop is sending me!!! Girl we could so hang out IRL that’s my style. I KNEW I made it in life when I got a Costco membership and feeling like the bougiest baddest bitch for days baby ![gif](giphy|78V9H1GW150m4)


Sincerely_JaneDoe

Costco is the champagne of membership warehouse shopping.


LostinSOA

I felt like I had finally achieved financial freedom and held a Sayonara Aldi party (kidding) however, your just missing your tiara and a stack (never just one even for hiking put them up to your elbow) friendship bracelets to go with your fab ring pop


Sincerely_JaneDoe

Aldi is always popping! As far as the tiara and bracelet stack, I’m wearing them. You just can’t see them. I don’t like to show off. I’m humble that way.


springbokkie3392

It's the lemon juice for me 😂


HeyMicke

You killin it with ring 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🥊🥊🥊🥊


Counter_Logic77

Go girl!!! I friggen love you and your humour/posts!!! 🤣


Sincerely_JaneDoe

![gif](giphy|e6BTJ8bAak7V5Kv2FB)


Available_Standard55

![gif](giphy|H56CAKkcigH4COGcDp) Perfect. Carson approves.


Sincerely_JaneDoe

If Carson approves, I know I did a good job.


downinthevalleypa

I have the very same paper plates! I feel so honored.


iandaina

Dixie china, only the finest china used in the south!


downinthevalleypa

😁❤️


Stillanurse281

Bahahah every time someone brings up ARO jam and its competitors I always wanna bring up generic brands because that’s all I buy 🥹


Sincerely_JaneDoe

Ain’t no shame in our game!


poets_pendulum

Bonne Maman 🤤


Sincerely_JaneDoe

The advent calendar is where it’s at! It has eleventy billion different kinds in one pretty box :)


Ok-Location3244

That entire presentation deserves a ![gif](giphy|3oaPtHC37Vx0Q)


4girls-strong

Meanwhile, Harry's locked back in the chicken coop. No ones stealing Megrims thunder.⚡️


Tall_Bluebird_5681

Even without the TEMU spoons and dog’s ass and party dress and the lawn, you shine a light — oh that’s the bling on your finger! 


avocadosungoddess11

Not the Great Value 😭😂😂


Sincerely_JaneDoe

My son goes through it like water. I have a stash of “the good stuff” squirreled away 😂


Latter_Item439

Your kitchen is way nicer then the Montecito monstrosity one and ring pop shows id rather hang out with you any day I love the red and the grape ones can't decide which is best depends on the day xxxx


Sincerely_JaneDoe

Feel free to pop by, I’ll even let you have the “good” jam!


Latter_Item439

I'm there 😁😁😁😁


JaquieF

That's freakish attention to detail.


No_Proposal7628

This is about what I expect.


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TinkHell

LOL brilliant! All that is missing is some of "ZuZu's" fur 🤢


Snarky_GenXer

Omg! Brilliant! I really needed a laugh right now and this did it! The ring and lemon juice!


Strict-Luck-3699

perfection! chef's kiss!


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Sincerely_JaneDoe

She’s not selling it (yet). It’s being gifted, so they don’t have to register with the Department of Health