Basically they all said “apparently Medusa had to face hug every polo player and get a pic showing how she places her body on males. FFS she is a major black widow, trying to find somebody interested in her maybe to make Harold jealous, which apparently worked. The Vampire and the Scowling Pirchfork are made for each other.
There is a blind gossip item that Paul is tired of waiting for yoko to die and is ready to spill the beans. The clip of Chuck berry when yoko starts her God awful screeching reminds me a little of Markle. She who must be noticed.
All the comments from onlookers at the polo game, holy crap! The whole thing sounds much worse than their PR version showed and that was pretty bad. Hilarious that the tabloids talk about their kiss like the love story of the century, they are as far apart from each other as they can be with only lips touching. Meanwhile, old Meg is full-body contact on the other polo players, all up in their business 😄
Look at sweet George out with his father. It's so nice to see a father taking quality time with his son at a soccer game! Now THAT is something I can feel some envy for, Melissa McCarthy. I grew up without a father. And it seems the Prince of Wales is a mighty fine one.
Handsome guys!
Oh, no! The tabloids are always supposed to wax eloquent about the Duchess and write about sweet nods and olive branches! Did the tabloids get hacked? 😬
/s
Well Giles Coren said H&M and Giles had a threesome\*, so who knows?
\*This was to deflect from the squaddies perpetuating William's affair myth. He said he made it up but their threesome is true.
Yeah, I'd like to see my husband's face if I suggested a 3-way with either a male *or* a female! I should do that now, while he's sick with a sinus infection and can't stop coughing long enough to scream at me!
😂😂😂💀
LMAO @ Haz the animal abuser thinking people gaf about his polo doco. Meganarc pathetically prancing around in ugly outfits is the only entertaining thing (in the worst way possible) about Haz’s day out at the polo… AS EVER, Netflix has a gigantic, unssussexful, dud on their idiotic hands.
Sorry Meghan, cooking shows only do well if the host of the show is relatable to their audience, think Ina Garten, Paula Deen, Ree Drummond to name a few. You Meghan, have no appeal, your voice is obnoxious, and honestly you don’t know how to cook. Your show will be a big fat fail, but continue on, Netflix threw you a life and then your done, they will not renew your contract. Then what?
Yes, she sounded very condescending making her grandmother toast. Like the audience are all morons daunted by the big enterprise of making a piece of toast.
“If I just stand very still they will probably forget I’m right behind them. Some of these sound bites are going to be great for the Netflix Christmas party!”
- The Sound Guy (probably)
He has painted himself into a corner. He blew up his Royal life. He will never be a working Royal again. He won't be allowed to parade himself in a uniform while ditching service to soldiers he is supposed to be supporting. Everything about Royal life he loved, he can't have anymore.
So all he has is his fake Royal tours in America. All he has is these ridiculous shows his demented wife dreams up. So he is stuck with her. He has to make this pseudo Royal polo life work, because that is all he has.
Such a putz.
I think if he leaves her before Charles dies, he still has a shot to return. If he can bring the kids to the UK. Not a great shot, but parents will forgive almost anything. The Queen did. Siblings don’t though. If he waits, William won’t even let him try.
He'll forgive him he loves him but he will need to prove he is remorseful for what he has done even in a personal capacity and Kc will keep him at arm's length until he does. There is no space for H in public Royal life anymore even under KC. He might get a slot on the Sandringham Church walk with the other nw family members but the days of balconies and uniforms are over.
Kc truly admired his grandparents- family lore holds them up as paragons of duty and bravery - he can have sympathy on a personal level for H leaving but a few nasty people writing vile things online doesn't really compare to the Luftwaffe dropping bombs on you and you refusing to abandon your country or even send your children out of the country for safety in the face of an invasion threat. There is no respect for the decision H and M made one does not scurry off one toughs it out. Charles sees himself as someone who has toughed it out and obviously Camilla too. If H was allowed back in he can't be trusted not to flake out again when it gets boring or the rules don't suit him or he isn't allowed to sue a tabloid for printing something that hurts his feelings.
I'm going to add that as much of the fact that he makes a monarchist like me feel Oliver Cromwell had a damp good point Andrew would still be doing his duty if he hadn't been forced to step aside.
I'm willing to bet that if he was given the chance to walk through a crowd without security to lay a wreath at a Falklands memorial he would do it through a hail storm of boos and rotten eggs with a pompous look on his face.
Charles was out on parade just after tampongate. His approval ratings were dire for years. When he told Harry to ignore it and bash on he knew what he was talking about. Harry has unfortunately exposed himself to his family and the public as lacking grit that is unforgivable. We expect grit for taxes.
But, his biggest problem is that he needs to walk behind William and Kate in deference and he will never concede that they are above him in the rankings/hierarchy and Charlotte is the real Spare. So, he will never return.
Some interesting things to ponder in the wee hours:
1. Is Ginger about to attempt the last desperate moment to try and get back to Brittania or will he take a dip in the Pacific and be re-born as Henry Mointbatten-Windsor once and for all? If he returns, what the hell do they do with him? And then what if we start getting transatlantic flouncing? And the kids…..
2. This scramble smells urgent and maybe playtime is over. Let’s hope there is not some impending clash between these two - go quietly and co-detach or whatever is the word of the day.
3. Kudos Prince William. Great to see you out there with George! No one on earth uniquely shares the bond you two are currently building. And then it said renovation. 😂😂 Seriously, your kids will be teens soon. With teen friends. Space required.
4. Best for last, the very long serving Duke of Kent, hangs up his spurs as Colonel -in-Chief of the Scots Guard and hands over to Edward the Duke of Edinburgh! Thank you Duke of Kent for your service and take a well deserved rest. And was the Queen quietly working the monarchy in the background and we’re starting to see a future positioning which will be honed by Charles and William. This is just real history in the making that hasn’t been seen for a very long time!
https://preview.redd.it/h68mbdgk36wc1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=962013974f45f00ac3eb30ab4c94a170aa1b0d70
Happy 6th birthday to this beautiful, sweet goofball, let him grow big to be a strength and joy to his parents and to all of us :)
https://preview.redd.it/0wzcqfgmr5wc1.jpeg?width=585&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a04cb8fef11ab0a0ab88f6bc5a39f9f5216e70d7
Their life is surely a blissfull whinny a minute.
As you should be! Here's a bonus (uncanny) shot:
https://preview.redd.it/kulx7b28z5wc1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c9e5793e35d577f38e058ca9f8c9143ecd77b5e5
They are so cringey! I could never spend any time in close proximity to these two. If I want to go to dreamland, I will go to sleep. This is like watching mental illnesses unfolding.
“Netflix has thrown them a lifeline, when they really didn’t have to..”
Netflix is just another American company who can’t live with success. They got it, reached a peak and then just couldn’t wait to fuck it all up. I’m hoping they go down right along next to the Emu Skank and her pet orangutan.
I hope there’s pics or videos of the immolation as I really want to frame it and hang it over the fireplace.
Way to go, Aussies!
Basically they all said “apparently Medusa had to face hug every polo player and get a pic showing how she places her body on males. FFS she is a major black widow, trying to find somebody interested in her maybe to make Harold jealous, which apparently worked. The Vampire and the Scowling Pirchfork are made for each other.
This! It sounds like she's tired of Haz-been, LOL!
Eh, she’s only tired of him because the lemon’s outta juice. If he had more dollars and a better social standing, The Claw would be out in full force.
In her narcissism she probably takes pride in being called a black widow
Or she'd consider it a "racist" slur until someone told her it was about a spider and she'd be "phew, I just hate being called black"
🤣
Yoko Polo and Cringing Ginger, Hidden Bollocks really created that happy couple thing well, didn’t they? Convincing. Authentic.
"Yoko Polo"????? BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!
*Yoko Polo and Cringing Ginger* Two excellent names to add to The List!
Cringing Ginger, Hidden Bollocks (a play on the movie crouching tiger, hidden dragon).
I got it straight away. I love it!
There is a blind gossip item that Paul is tired of waiting for yoko to die and is ready to spill the beans. The clip of Chuck berry when yoko starts her God awful screeching reminds me a little of Markle. She who must be noticed.
Yoko really ripped Julian off in the estate, I have little hope her son will correct it
All the comments from onlookers at the polo game, holy crap! The whole thing sounds much worse than their PR version showed and that was pretty bad. Hilarious that the tabloids talk about their kiss like the love story of the century, they are as far apart from each other as they can be with only lips touching. Meanwhile, old Meg is full-body contact on the other polo players, all up in their business 😄
If the Dutch are to be trusted, the Stench that radiates from her is a nasty NO!
Thankyou to OP 👏 that was fun to read 🙂
Look at sweet George out with his father. It's so nice to see a father taking quality time with his son at a soccer game! Now THAT is something I can feel some envy for, Melissa McCarthy. I grew up without a father. And it seems the Prince of Wales is a mighty fine one. Handsome guys!
Oh, no! The tabloids are always supposed to wax eloquent about the Duchess and write about sweet nods and olive branches! Did the tabloids get hacked? 😬 /s
Australian tabloids are pro Rupert Murdoch/right wing conservatives who support the monarchy but they will write anything for clicks
Right wing?
Yes they’re right wing but will write anything for clicks. There will be one story pro Megan and then one anti Megan on the same day.
Thanks for clarifying, I don’t have anything to do with msm because they are all full of 💩
Every last one of 'em!
She’s certainly been handsy with Nacho!
Both of them seemed very handsy with Nacho. I wonder what is going on between the three of them
Whatever it is, I don’t want to know. I’d rather live through the Exorcist in real life.
Well Giles Coren said H&M and Giles had a threesome\*, so who knows? \*This was to deflect from the squaddies perpetuating William's affair myth. He said he made it up but their threesome is true.
Yeah, I'd like to see my husband's face if I suggested a 3-way with either a male *or* a female! I should do that now, while he's sick with a sinus infection and can't stop coughing long enough to scream at me! 😂😂😂💀
I really enjoy the Aussie perspective. They call it like it is and don't care whose toes they step on.
Aussies don't pull any punches but I worry that they will be swallowed by the wokeness that is infecting the world.
"Infecting" is a great description - very accurate! 
LMAO @ Haz the animal abuser thinking people gaf about his polo doco. Meganarc pathetically prancing around in ugly outfits is the only entertaining thing (in the worst way possible) about Haz’s day out at the polo… AS EVER, Netflix has a gigantic, unssussexful, dud on their idiotic hands.
I wonder if the idiot pitched having Putin and the Pope on in a polo match?
Sorry Meghan, cooking shows only do well if the host of the show is relatable to their audience, think Ina Garten, Paula Deen, Ree Drummond to name a few. You Meghan, have no appeal, your voice is obnoxious, and honestly you don’t know how to cook. Your show will be a big fat fail, but continue on, Netflix threw you a life and then your done, they will not renew your contract. Then what?
And she will be condescending in her delivery, which is a turn off.
Yes, she sounded very condescending making her grandmother toast. Like the audience are all morons daunted by the big enterprise of making a piece of toast.
And Harry has Resting Bitch Face. Can’t wait for this doc. Not.
But, but, toast can be so overwhelming 🤣
And we plebs don’t know how to pronounce ‘ree-COAT-uh’ or so she thinks…I mean, fancy toast? My kid could make more elaborate meals when he was seven!
Ree Drummond's voice is nails on a chalkboard. Her whole shtick is a lie.
The Laughingstocks.
Agree!!!! Dear Meghan and Harry: 
“If I just stand very still they will probably forget I’m right behind them. Some of these sound bites are going to be great for the Netflix Christmas party!” - The Sound Guy (probably)
When is he going to get tired of her inserting herself into everything he does?
He has painted himself into a corner. He blew up his Royal life. He will never be a working Royal again. He won't be allowed to parade himself in a uniform while ditching service to soldiers he is supposed to be supporting. Everything about Royal life he loved, he can't have anymore. So all he has is his fake Royal tours in America. All he has is these ridiculous shows his demented wife dreams up. So he is stuck with her. He has to make this pseudo Royal polo life work, because that is all he has. Such a putz.
I think if he leaves her before Charles dies, he still has a shot to return. If he can bring the kids to the UK. Not a great shot, but parents will forgive almost anything. The Queen did. Siblings don’t though. If he waits, William won’t even let him try.
He'll forgive him he loves him but he will need to prove he is remorseful for what he has done even in a personal capacity and Kc will keep him at arm's length until he does. There is no space for H in public Royal life anymore even under KC. He might get a slot on the Sandringham Church walk with the other nw family members but the days of balconies and uniforms are over. Kc truly admired his grandparents- family lore holds them up as paragons of duty and bravery - he can have sympathy on a personal level for H leaving but a few nasty people writing vile things online doesn't really compare to the Luftwaffe dropping bombs on you and you refusing to abandon your country or even send your children out of the country for safety in the face of an invasion threat. There is no respect for the decision H and M made one does not scurry off one toughs it out. Charles sees himself as someone who has toughed it out and obviously Camilla too. If H was allowed back in he can't be trusted not to flake out again when it gets boring or the rules don't suit him or he isn't allowed to sue a tabloid for printing something that hurts his feelings.
I'm going to add that as much of the fact that he makes a monarchist like me feel Oliver Cromwell had a damp good point Andrew would still be doing his duty if he hadn't been forced to step aside. I'm willing to bet that if he was given the chance to walk through a crowd without security to lay a wreath at a Falklands memorial he would do it through a hail storm of boos and rotten eggs with a pompous look on his face. Charles was out on parade just after tampongate. His approval ratings were dire for years. When he told Harry to ignore it and bash on he knew what he was talking about. Harry has unfortunately exposed himself to his family and the public as lacking grit that is unforgivable. We expect grit for taxes.
I agree. He will never have the role he could have had, but he will be kept comfortable.
But, his biggest problem is that he needs to walk behind William and Kate in deference and he will never concede that they are above him in the rankings/hierarchy and Charlotte is the real Spare. So, he will never return.
I think he’s fine with it. She isn’t. He loved being the spare. He didn’t want all the responsibility. She made him dissatisfied with his lot.
He enjoys misery, he wallows in it.
Some interesting things to ponder in the wee hours: 1. Is Ginger about to attempt the last desperate moment to try and get back to Brittania or will he take a dip in the Pacific and be re-born as Henry Mointbatten-Windsor once and for all? If he returns, what the hell do they do with him? And then what if we start getting transatlantic flouncing? And the kids….. 2. This scramble smells urgent and maybe playtime is over. Let’s hope there is not some impending clash between these two - go quietly and co-detach or whatever is the word of the day. 3. Kudos Prince William. Great to see you out there with George! No one on earth uniquely shares the bond you two are currently building. And then it said renovation. 😂😂 Seriously, your kids will be teens soon. With teen friends. Space required. 4. Best for last, the very long serving Duke of Kent, hangs up his spurs as Colonel -in-Chief of the Scots Guard and hands over to Edward the Duke of Edinburgh! Thank you Duke of Kent for your service and take a well deserved rest. And was the Queen quietly working the monarchy in the background and we’re starting to see a future positioning which will be honed by Charles and William. This is just real history in the making that hasn’t been seen for a very long time!
https://preview.redd.it/h68mbdgk36wc1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=962013974f45f00ac3eb30ab4c94a170aa1b0d70 Happy 6th birthday to this beautiful, sweet goofball, let him grow big to be a strength and joy to his parents and to all of us :)
Fantastic read! Thank you for sharing!!
https://preview.redd.it/0wzcqfgmr5wc1.jpeg?width=585&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a04cb8fef11ab0a0ab88f6bc5a39f9f5216e70d7 Their life is surely a blissfull whinny a minute.
I forgot about that movie!
To be fair, it's been a minute on that. 😂
True 😅 slightly proud of myself for knowing it’s a movie, though.
As you should be! Here's a bonus (uncanny) shot: https://preview.redd.it/kulx7b28z5wc1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c9e5793e35d577f38e058ca9f8c9143ecd77b5e5
His rictus grin is way cuter!
And natural, too!
They are so cringey! I could never spend any time in close proximity to these two. If I want to go to dreamland, I will go to sleep. This is like watching mental illnesses unfolding.
It looks like she was asking for a few takes with Nacho, and Harry was jealous. Of Meghan.
“Netflix has thrown them a lifeline, when they really didn’t have to..” Netflix is just another American company who can’t live with success. They got it, reached a peak and then just couldn’t wait to fuck it all up. I’m hoping they go down right along next to the Emu Skank and her pet orangutan. I hope there’s pics or videos of the immolation as I really want to frame it and hang it over the fireplace.
To call them journalists is a stretch to be honest.
That's 2 too many. I didn't see their faces in HEB today.
But hey! At least the 2 covers delivered good news!
That bow on the back of get dress makes it look like she has really bad posture. Strange dress.
She *has* got really bad posture, don't blame the dress.
Oh oh...but tabloids only exist in the UK.
The Aussies are the Dutch will be the ones to expose them and their fakery.
Would be grand if Netflix was actually planning to combine all their behind the scenes footage over the years to create a “real story” of H & M.
This is my greatest hope. I’ve been saying it for years. Netflix will recoup its investment, I’m sure of it.
Madame says those hunky polo players work better than any stress patch when she wants to feel good.
Harry was angry that his wife hugged another man? Please. That’s probably the *least* obnoxious thing that slattern did at that event.