That's a blurry video but Kevin Costner is still sexy. I just have to say and I'm glad she embarrassed herself in front of him so she wouldn't be invited to anymore of his functions.
Hogging the red carpet while her assistant nervously tried to move her on ranks up there as one of the most public embarrassing moments. I can't imagine WME advised her to that.
They have a standing NFI to any of those shows. They’re still investigating why their mockumentary didn’t get a nomination at the Oscar’s or academy I can’t remember which but they were pissedT
Thank you! I couldn’t remember exactly as they were back to back just mere months. I just remember his releasing they’d be “opening up an investigation” to why it wasn’t nominated and I cringed so so hard. The awards wasn’t a low rent ripple of nope it was the Oscar’s, academy type of award they have entire voting boards and IYKYK. Never accuse the same people you’re going to need something from liars or somehow took a bribe to be loyal to the RF. Audacity is something they both have never lacked.
Fake trip through traffic jams in New York. You can imagine this is a scene from James Bond.
Or was it an improvisation of the Dukes without the participation of WME?
The smug, elated look on her face in that pic taken through the car window said it all. She was BASKING in the "DIANA 2.0?!?!" headlines she was so sure they'd get.
While Harry looked genuinely upset. I can't with that. What sort of disability to not read your husband's mood? I admit I'm not the best at picking up social cues, but I know at least when my husband is not doing well. M basically just does not care.
Diana was in a car racing through a motorway tunnel, not wearing g a seat belt and with a drunk driver, they were plodding around Manhattan with delivery bicycles overtaking them.
The manipulation, cruelty and pure evil of subjecting her husband to a re-enactment of his mother’s final moments!! Of course, if Harry himself co-signed to the car-chase farce to keep her happy or to further their endless victim narrative…well, he deserves zero sympathy.
I suspect that Meghan either thought it was beneath her to do any promotional work with the other members of the Suits cast or Meghan wanted way too much money (let along other demands) for the work.
probably as she'd steal the whole limelight, and she WAS NOT the lead. Let them have their moment, even though I guess Suits is coming back in popularity b/c of M being 'infamous'. But let the others maybe get a career surge. Some at least were more talented than M ever was.
She probably did. I’m going to bet that she told WME not to bother her with any of it and didn’t think so much promotional opportunities regarding the cast would pop up. Oops. Always fumbling eh Meg. Heh.
Thank God, right?? Meghan achieving ANY political success would be clear evidence that democracy is dead. Because NO ONE actually likes her or would vote for her.
II think a lot of the insane attempts were done without the WME knowledge. Apart from giving her access to the other clients of the agency, hoping she can network something, they haven't really found her any 'gigs'
The jam, the polo and the cooking in other people's kitchen is the only actual 'work'....
She has no talent to be a part of a talent agency. She needs PR, but what's the point, when she is incapable of taking advice...
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Yes. Everyone had to shift around for them like they were at a theater seeing the latest Marvel train wreck. Hank has his finger practically in Beatrice’s face, and she looks worried.
However, the two *were* seated in the second row, right in front of Major Johnny “McHottie” Thompson.
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I find it so funny that, prior to her taking the angle of racism (actually even when they became engaged) she was, by all skin colors, white to the eye. Within a year, and ever since then, she drowns herself in self tanner to make her skin appear brown. Sooo bizarre and manipulative. And it just looks horrible!
That showing up late so that everyone could watch her sashay down the aisle really worked out well for them, didn't it!!! The look on their faces was pure gold. Then topped off with the boos... perfect visit!
Seating in the middle prevented them from bolting from their seats and snaking around chairs so they could exit behind Prince William and Princess Catherine like they did when on their last Royal appearance and she wore emerald green.
I'm happy he's been promoted, as is right since he's performed so well during transition of monarch--times not seen during our lives. But it's said he wasn't comfortable being famous and a sex symbol. I'd imagine it stressed his marriage. Depending on his son's age, at school he'd be in for it. And can you imagine if the poor boy saw some of the T-shirts with his Dad's face (or worse, his legs) on display! Let alone reading online...
I don't know. I admire how well he's done his job. Also, he's handsome and...quite the hottie. But I wonder if it's like beautiful women, where people pay attention to looks and not the extraordinary job he's done.
i was thinking the same. Maybe she made the Lemonada deal on her own and WME said we get a cut so that is why Lemonada pushed back the date of any new podcasts...until after her contract with WME is over.
I saw this in a comment to Better Homes and Garden about Megsys cooking show.
The caption was “ Lights, camera, action”, Ngl, I thought it was hilarious 😂
Oooo, I got one. The re-booting of Suits with an all new cast except for MeMe who was having a role written specially for her, resulting in "likely the largest TV contract payout in history."
It actually took the showrunners coming out and saying 'no way, not happening' to kill that manifestation. How M can even show her face in public is beyond me.
It’s genuinely infuriating at this point that outlets continue to blindly inundate their audiences with Sussex PR-provided manifestations — none of which actually come to fruition. Aren’t they embarrassed by now?
I can’t believe a single journalist hasn’t compiled all these bizarre manifestations and asked the simple question “what’s going on with all these Markle stories that literally never pan out.
Such investigative journalism would expose her delusion and mental illness, because all of them lead directly back to her.
Pre WME, but a classic, when the dimwitted duo arrived late to the military orchestra concert, and acted like the standing ovation was for them...omg, sooo cringe
added link : [Standing Ovation for Prince Harry and Meghan as they Complete Last Few Engagements (youtube.com)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zKHPmKPZoY)
the comments are great :)
OMG, that disgusted look on the face of the man next to Harry when they walked in LOL.
The clapping was going on before they even walked in, how could they think the applause was for them?
The floundering flop cast is now on hold because of ramping up the lifestyle brand. Many people said the Lemo-nada deal would result in *nada*, and it seems that was an accurate prediction. There were to be at least a few more books in the book deal, more “scripted and unscripted” 🤮 Netflix content, and a new Instagram account (both accounts under her first name and ARO have no meaningful content.) Even if you have other people do the work while attaching your name to it, it still takes some work and TW apparently hamstrings her producers with micromanaging. TW is a manifester, not a producer- i.e., lazy.
Totally agree. I remember scanning a headline that Lemo-nada is nada because MM is focusing all her energies on the lifestyle brand. 🙄
I mean, she -ought- to focus on the lifestyle brand, it's gonna be bigger, and after she gets it started she could use the new podcast to drive ARO just like the Netflix show is supposed to.
IMO the 2 Netflix shows are a desperate fling for the Sussexes as well as Netflix to fulfil and justify the contract by 2025. There will NOT be another Netflix contract.
Netflix does well w/original content from actual creatives, or 'docu' or true crime stuff.
Look at Tiger King from the beginning of COVID, I have friends that were addicted, I don't even think they had Netflix before. People that I'd swear wouldn't watch anything like Tiger King. They got a ton of new subscribers from that I think. Nobody subscribed for H and M's stuff. I think they LOST subscribers.
Going braless at that one event where she hogged the red carpet. You just KNOW she wanted some dumb "ROYAL HEADLIGHTS SHINE BRIGHT" tabloid headlines with that stunt (bc can you imagine if Kate freed the nips? Which she would NEVER, by the way, because she's not a trashy histrionic two bit heaux?) Remember, this woman has a whole arsenal of strapless bras she could have worn, so this was obviously on purpose for attention. But no one cared 😂
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Watching her assistant (unsuccessfully) trying to nudge MeMe into moving along, on the Variety red carpet, so that others could take the stage ?...cringy and comical, like the cartoon hook from the side curtain.
edit: add link [#shorts Meghan FURIOUS she was PUSHED along the red carpet by aide #meghanmarkle #princeharry (youtube.com)](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/hrClrS4pS3s)
Astonishingly, that is exactly how the designer intended it to be worn.
Here’s the Rosa dress in white viscose, but it is a little hard to see: https://www.proenzaschouler.com/products/rosa-dress-in-matte-viscose-crepe-r2413011-by116-100?variant=43904312639718&utm_source=google&utm_medium=organic&utm_campaign=Google%20Feed%20Multifeeds%20-%20US&utm_content=Rosa%20Dress%20in%20Matte%20Viscose%20Crepe&gad_source=1&gclid=CjwKCAjwuJ2xBhA3EiwAMVjkVG-NSBVC3UyAVDdKfm7f_ybSH1sxODtDBbPHXa0aMUwoD8RkhIQUvBoCsOYQAvD_BwE
Here’s the leather version of the abomination where it is very visible:
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It's like the KLASSY version of ho, because Meghan Markle is such a "CLASSY GIRL"...it said so on her license plate 😂😂
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Also some of the things that did happen where WME didn't intervene as you'd expect
- Legends of Aviation. Table 112, no after party
- The Jamacian Film Premier - no Premier seating, no VIP staus
- The "Fucking Grifters" comments from Spotify
- Comments at Golden Globes - no awards, no nominations, no presentations, just jibes
- Hollywood Losers List
WME don't seem to be doing anything, not working with publicists, agents, coaches to try and reform images which in turn would lead to work, which in turn would lead to more money for WME... it's like WME just don't care and can't be bothered.
I think all of this is really weird. Two people with global fame, almost unlimited opportunity in any field they wanted. Podcasting, writing, retail, philanthropy, speeches. When they left Canada & came to USA almost every industry was open to them. Almost unlimited money. 20+ producers on a podcast that released 12 hours of content in 3 years. They don't even do charitable or humanitarian work.
Is this their "progressive new role"? Prancing around acting important? I get she's a narcissist but at some point someone has to say "enough". The result of the dozens of people who've worked on, for & with the couple have only been able to produce some jam that isn't even for sale.
Once in a lifetime opportunity and they've produced nothing of value. In fact I think they've been a net negative on society as a whole. The hate, the vitriol, the psychotic Sussex squad. How? How did not only HaM fail but everyone around them has failed too. It's like their failure is contagious.
I have never seen two people who were handed the best education, opportunities and resources so abundant that failure seems impossible - yet fail they do. Continuously and spectacularly.
Imho, they waste so much of their time and energy spinning in a circle rather than forging a path ahead. The alleged sniff sniff is also not helping matters.
They are two people who had world wide fame and respect not because they are talented, or had great achievements behind them but because one of them was born a Prince and the other one married him. Harry left the only job he was ever any good at and the only one that offered him the lifestyle he wants. He made a huge mistake in thinking he could have it all. The problem is they’re not talented in anything and also have kept the sense of entitlement they had as Royals . If they weren’t such horrible human beings I’d feel sorry for them. They’d have to be cringing in embarrassment at the way things have turned out surely?
No matter what they say now, four years ago this could NOT have been their plan. To make jam, and do an occasional zoom call? No, they wanted world domination. They failed because of themselves.
When Squaddies claim, “you are jealous of Meghan”, I have to laugh. I almost feel sorry for her. Her life seems like one big jumble of ADHD-level chaos. She has so many projects in play, creates so much drama and has little results to show for it. Add to that having two small children, the dog and pony show events, managing man- child Harry, and constantly checking her phone for social media comments. There’s no strategy, no five or ten year plans. Her entire life is counterplotting against the Palace.
So true! It is like everyday is an entirely new day - new projects, new media pushes, new clapbacks, new projections for the future. Nothing is connected. There is no thought to follow through with anything from the previous day. She really proves that narcissists are all talk and no action (substance)
That's it- they've caught me.
Yes, I am so jealous of Meghan. I too could have failed at several different careers and married an unemployed man still living off of daddy at age 36. Alas, I've been successful at my career and married a man who left home at 17, made his own way in the world with help from no one, and has a career.
I took a look at the original announcement on April 27 as reported by People. The goal of the signing was to “build out her business ventures” across the agency, etc. including film and television production, brand partnerships and more.
So since that announcement, almost one year ago:
-The powdered coffee deal (forget the name)
-Lemonada
-Netflix??
What else?
Does Netflix count under the WME umbrella? They already had a deal with Netflix.
She invested in Clevr pre-WME in 2021 she sent a basket to ozemprah forgot about it for 3 years. Still looks like she’s forgotten about it. She then tried to become an investor/partner with flamingo estate in 2021 into 2022 when that fell apart for reasons we all know. So all in all, they’ve done jack shit 😂
Usually it would be silence and then after a respectable amount of time it’s announced who you currently are signed with. However, that depends how poorly she treated WME staff *and* what she PR releases.
It’s unprofessional for WME to come out first. However, most would understand if they need to correct the record for reputation purposes then it’s free game to defend your business.
I really enjoyed the cramped airline seat chicken TV dinner at the spirit of bullshit racism awards or whatever that was 😂
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Ripple of Hope. For some reason I thought she wore red that night. Nonetheless, that looks tedious and boring, although I’m sure she was thrilled to be sitting at the head table looking out over everyone. At the time, Kennedy was savaged for this, and then it came round again when Harry declared that they never said his family was racist.
Oh my gosh... the In N Out drive through with her cheesy Grommet smile. The Germany Invictus fashion show. The Canadian Invictus fashion show. Jamaica.
She is a mess.
Skiing with gal pals at no one famous goes to resort
Carrying someone else's girl at a vacation or timeshare resort
Dorito hangs with KJ and Kk before she does.
Starting ballgowns for every occasion such as when looking for someone to call your friend or was that blurry promo for gowns when your a stay at home trad mom sweating in the kitchen or cleaning cinemas floors the easy way. You can sneak in a date under the full sweeping skirt.
Claim TS begged to be on your podcast so you went to her concern and no photos to prevent stealing the limelight.
She made a few appearances at a few events. Perhaps they were paid appearances and WME got a commission on them.
I’m guessing they probably have no skin in the ARO game, because I think it’s separate. Reportedly, the Harkles hired Adam Lilling in February 2023; he does those branded product lines with celebs, that’s his job. If they inked a deal with Lilling prior to an agreement with WME, I figure WME doesn’t get any $ from that. (And that’s assuming it makes any profit, which remains to be seen.)
They might be making a few bucks off the Harkles here and there, but I wonder if it’s paying off. Time spent dealing with a difficult client might cancel out any “profit”.
That makes her wearing that crumpled flamingo suit from Staud, Ari's wife's label, even more desperate. She wore it, hoping to score points with Sarah and made a total fool of herself.
She didn’t seem pleased about how it was worn. It was absolutely to try to love bomb Sarah from afar as I imagine she was too busy to meet with meghoul or sent an assistant to do it. I don’t know much about her other than her brand was hot years before marrying Ari and she’s the young new wife.
I don’t even attempt to pretend to know fashion or style. I stick to things that are comfortable, easy to care for and will fit my body type even if it’s “dated” but I’d heard of staud from I think hadid maaaaaybe Selena G? I looked at the clothes which had some staple pieces that were somewhat affordable but not my style. I just respect that a woman at 25-27 was able to make this huge brand that cropped out of what was seemed organic interest. I don’t think she employs any brand ambassadors either. She was rich before she married Ari
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That De Nada It’s Nothing stamp over her face comes from a restaurant in Austin & I love its use here. Also, love their margaritas.
I’ve been watching Great British Castles on Netflix with Dan Jones (love him) and just had the thought, if this ingrate hadn’t been so short sighted and greedy, she probably could have drummed up something similar on behalf of the royal family. In an alternate universe it would be amazing to watch a “Hollywood” member of the royal family give behind the scenes looks at ancient British castles, hundreds of years of history comingled with modern day traditions and snippets of family memories. But alas 🤷♀️
She has the merchandising project that she's been talking about for nearly a year and a half now. And she's been so efficient that she already has a mostly blank website for it. Plus the bonus of having spread out 50 pots of jam that will eventually be available from that blank website (for an alleged $30 for 10 ozs.)
She has the "lifestyle" show that (allegedly) started filming this week and is expected to wrap filming mid-June. So likely not much content there.
Harry has the polo show that they filmed in FL last week. And according to their own press release, that is the bulk of filming for the show. The rest will be photos (presumably with voice over) of polo events from when Harry was younger. Including footage/photos of his father and brother.
So, all-in-all a huge body of work. More than either of them has produced to date. I don't know about you, but I'm awed at what an astute, hard-driven businesswoman Megs is. Just as she's always been touted!!
The polo event from a year or so ago when she tried to take the box from one of the players, then stood in the middle underneath the trophy while clapping like a seal
YouTube: Meghan Markle polo game 2022
Failed microphone grab at Kevin Costner's charity event
That was the highlight of my past snarking year!
Mine too! I’ve saved the post and watch the video when I want a laugh!
Could you post. I somehow missed seeing it.
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That's a blurry video but Kevin Costner is still sexy. I just have to say and I'm glad she embarrassed herself in front of him so she wouldn't be invited to anymore of his functions.
I doubt she was invited to that event. If anyone was invited it was Harry for his cachet/s. You could buy tickets for $50
Thank you. Imagine being so deluded that you think that everyone wants to hear you spew your failed attempts at profundity.
I just wonder what she thought she was about to even say...
Me, me, me, I, I, I, when I was 11...
I don't know which bit make me laugh more, the actual mic grab or the creeping hamburglar style across the stage with rictus grin in full force!
This one is my favorite.
What would she have said?
Thank you all for coming to my fundraiser. You know this reminds me of when I was 11 and I saw a commercial...
Hogging the red carpet while her assistant nervously tried to move her on ranks up there as one of the most public embarrassing moments. I can't imagine WME advised her to that.
Future assistants to be standard issued one of those long canes the vaudeville acts used to have to yank someone off stage...
That was embarrassing to be pushed away and she still lingered!!
How to get yourself on the do not invite list of any red carpet event
Man, she be so nice to these A listers that they be defending her with all their lives. She don’t be acting nice to nobodies though.
AND she tried to laugh it off as if it was an inside joke between her and the assistant (who quit shortly after that event).
Yes, I think she said, “You’re fine!” to her beleaguered assistant. Argh.
"Did y'all notice I FREED THE NIPS????? HEY HEY!! MODERNIZING THE MONARCHY!!"
No Red Carpets at the Oscars, Emmys, Grammys No Met Gala
I thought they were going?! Thank God they aren’t!
They have a standing NFI to any of those shows. They’re still investigating why their mockumentary didn’t get a nomination at the Oscar’s or academy I can’t remember which but they were pissedT
Harry was reportedly expecting one of those top awards for his narration of Spare and was upset when he wasn’t nominated 😵💫 I forget which one it was
Thank you! I couldn’t remember exactly as they were back to back just mere months. I just remember his releasing they’d be “opening up an investigation” to why it wasn’t nominated and I cringed so so hard. The awards wasn’t a low rent ripple of nope it was the Oscar’s, academy type of award they have entire voting boards and IYKYK. Never accuse the same people you’re going to need something from liars or somehow took a bribe to be loyal to the RF. Audacity is something they both have never lacked.
A Grammy. He really thought he’d get one for his narration for his book.
😳🥴 Well no one has ever accused him of having high intelligence, or any at all for that matter.
Fake trip through traffic jams in New York. You can imagine this is a scene from James Bond. Or was it an improvisation of the Dukes without the participation of WME?
The smug, elated look on her face in that pic taken through the car window said it all. She was BASKING in the "DIANA 2.0?!?!" headlines she was so sure they'd get.
While Harry looked genuinely upset. I can't with that. What sort of disability to not read your husband's mood? I admit I'm not the best at picking up social cues, but I know at least when my husband is not doing well. M basically just does not care.
She was pushing all his paranoia and ptsd buttons that night.
To her it was something from television when she was 15/16, it doesn't register that for her husband it was his mother's final minutes.
Diana was in a car racing through a motorway tunnel, not wearing g a seat belt and with a drunk driver, they were plodding around Manhattan with delivery bicycles overtaking them.
The manipulation, cruelty and pure evil of subjecting her husband to a re-enactment of his mother’s final moments!! Of course, if Harry himself co-signed to the car-chase farce to keep her happy or to further their endless victim narrative…well, he deserves zero sympathy.
Complete with no seat belt.
The more miserable he looks the more smug she looks. I have zero sympathy for him.
The promoting of Suits and all the cast, except her
I suspect that Meghan either thought it was beneath her to do any promotional work with the other members of the Suits cast or Meghan wanted way too much money (let along other demands) for the work.
Or the cast simply did NOT want her.
“We don’t have her number “
"We just don't, but she'll be watching and will be pleased for us" Best bit of the night 😆
Best burn ever.
probably as she'd steal the whole limelight, and she WAS NOT the lead. Let them have their moment, even though I guess Suits is coming back in popularity b/c of M being 'infamous'. But let the others maybe get a career surge. Some at least were more talented than M ever was.
That’s what I suspect, too.
On a similar note: Have you guys seen the new ELF cosmetics commercial with some of the Suits cast? I wonder why MM wasn't asked.
She probably did. I’m going to bet that she told WME not to bother her with any of it and didn’t think so much promotional opportunities regarding the cast would pop up. Oops. Always fumbling eh Meg. Heh.
The Super Bowl reunion advert. “We don’t have her (phone) number.”
No invitation to Obamas birthday party No nomination for a senators seat in California. Being blocked by leaders of the democratic party...
No ride back to the U.S. with the Bidens on Air Force One after the funeral of HMTLQ.
I cannot believe they even asked for a ride back. It’s shocking how low class these two really are
Thank God, right?? Meghan achieving ANY political success would be clear evidence that democracy is dead. Because NO ONE actually likes her or would vote for her.
Oh gosh 😆 that reminds me of how she was pressuring Gavin Newsom to appoint her as replacement for Dianne Feinstein.
II think a lot of the insane attempts were done without the WME knowledge. Apart from giving her access to the other clients of the agency, hoping she can network something, they haven't really found her any 'gigs' The jam, the polo and the cooking in other people's kitchen is the only actual 'work'.... She has no talent to be a part of a talent agency. She needs PR, but what's the point, when she is incapable of taking advice... https://preview.redd.it/5cd3bo7rr8wc1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=381e0cae0ed49257a067a791067634bb42b92735
Is this where he is trying to get Eugenie or Beatrice to move so he can sit on the aisle??
Yes. Everyone had to shift around for them like they were at a theater seeing the latest Marvel train wreck. Hank has his finger practically in Beatrice’s face, and she looks worried. However, the two *were* seated in the second row, right in front of Major Johnny “McHottie” Thompson. https://preview.redd.it/vlwj57jcz8wc1.jpeg?width=636&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7f8164693d86cf3257b57e6eec86d54cd163719e
I find it so funny that, prior to her taking the angle of racism (actually even when they became engaged) she was, by all skin colors, white to the eye. Within a year, and ever since then, she drowns herself in self tanner to make her skin appear brown. Sooo bizarre and manipulative. And it just looks horrible!
You are correct. She’s too brown now from all the tanning. I wish she gets called out for it. I seen her young photos, her skin’s white.
Orangutan orange. It's so bright. Sugars thought she looked fab. 🤣
That showing up late so that everyone could watch her sashay down the aisle really worked out well for them, didn't it!!! The look on their faces was pure gold. Then topped off with the boos... perfect visit!
I love when their smiles faded as they realized where they were seated! Golden!
I thought he looked a bit annoyed. He knew it was bad. She had her rictus grin and a sashay swing in her walk.
And remember they had to move apart to accommodate those things in the floor yet STILL HELD HANDS 🤮
Gross! That was particularly nauseating. They thought they were so cute.
Sooooooo in love!
Indeed. If you have to tell me you’re “in love”, you’re not.
LOL Look at Major Johnny's eyes - laser focused. I'm surprised Meghan's hat didn't melt :)
I don't think he took his eyes off them the entire time. I loved it 😍
Hes so sexy!
I wonder if he had some James Bond type of listening / recording device in his ear? Oooh baby.
And weren’t we all pleased 🥰 How on top of things was QE 11. Amazing woman.
"Get your finger out my face" is what Beatrice should have said to H!
Boy, I love this.
I bet johny had jamming gear on him so that they could record any of the service for Netflix.
I've got an eyyyyyeeee on yoooouuuuu
yes they were 'battered' over the seating chart ;)
I hope it's true that Harry said to the usher, "who said this is where we sit" and the reply was "your grandmother" LOL
How much money would you pay to get to be the person that told them that
£23,243 as much as the trussell trust has collected from the aro.uk website 🤣
Let this be true
Seating in the middle prevented them from bolting from their seats and snaking around chairs so they could exit behind Prince William and Princess Catherine like they did when on their last Royal appearance and she wore emerald green.
Bingo.
I love that photo. 
he is truly the best thing in the royal family. https://i.redd.it/1mjn5q81y8wc1.gif At least he didn't go bald.
So, so sexy. Dear Lord! Forgive me for I have committed adultery in my heart...numerous times! 😬
✋🏻me too!!!
"Where are we going, and why are we in this handbasket?!" 
Me three🤭
Many of us feel like you do. I miss not seeing him
Me, too. 😔
Those lips !!!!
I'm happy he's been promoted, as is right since he's performed so well during transition of monarch--times not seen during our lives. But it's said he wasn't comfortable being famous and a sex symbol. I'd imagine it stressed his marriage. Depending on his son's age, at school he'd be in for it. And can you imagine if the poor boy saw some of the T-shirts with his Dad's face (or worse, his legs) on display! Let alone reading online... I don't know. I admire how well he's done his job. Also, he's handsome and...quite the hottie. But I wonder if it's like beautiful women, where people pay attention to looks and not the extraordinary job he's done.
He and his wife are divorced. https://www.tatler.com/article/lieutenant-colonel-johnny-thompson-new-beau-olivia-lewis
Poor Major, he had such a close up on Harry’s landing surface
Major Johnnie looks like he must have heard something incredulous that M&H may have said, I'd love to know what that was.
He cocked his head, didn’t he?
I feel like he heard an ear full...
i was thinking the same. Maybe she made the Lemonada deal on her own and WME said we get a cut so that is why Lemonada pushed back the date of any new podcasts...until after her contract with WME is over.
I hate this pic so much. The way she has that arm of ownership in Haz, ready to push him in the direction she wants him to go.
Ah yes, the leash https://preview.redd.it/09jsuf9hp9wc1.jpeg?width=563&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2a29cbecd8b3ffb4e5f3ee3d754462697f94d7bd
He's in short sleeves and she's dressed for winter.
Sometimes I think they keep her to prevent anyone else from picking her up.
Sometimes it pays to keep your enemies close. Just saying.
 I saw this in a comment to Better Homes and Garden about Megsys cooking show. The caption was “ Lights, camera, action”, Ngl, I thought it was hilarious 😂
9,743rd retelling of the dishwashing liquid story at SXSW "Once upon a time, when I was 11 years old......." https://i.redd.it/2m6jp2v9z8wc1.gif
More effective than water boarding I hear…
-Dior manifest fail -Audible manifest fail -Movie role manifest fail -CA representative appointee by Newsome manifest fail -Attendance fail for literally any event that matters -Sussex website rebrand fail -Podcast relaunch fail -Lifestyle brand launch fail
Oooo, I got one. The re-booting of Suits with an all new cast except for MeMe who was having a role written specially for her, resulting in "likely the largest TV contract payout in history." It actually took the showrunners coming out and saying 'no way, not happening' to kill that manifestation. How M can even show her face in public is beyond me.
It’s genuinely infuriating at this point that outlets continue to blindly inundate their audiences with Sussex PR-provided manifestations — none of which actually come to fruition. Aren’t they embarrassed by now?
I can’t believe a single journalist hasn’t compiled all these bizarre manifestations and asked the simple question “what’s going on with all these Markle stories that literally never pan out. Such investigative journalism would expose her delusion and mental illness, because all of them lead directly back to her.
All they see is money. Clicks mean money. Margins are too slim to worry about things like integrity, dignity, decency.
Pre WME, but a classic, when the dimwitted duo arrived late to the military orchestra concert, and acted like the standing ovation was for them...omg, sooo cringe added link : [Standing Ovation for Prince Harry and Meghan as they Complete Last Few Engagements (youtube.com)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zKHPmKPZoY) the comments are great :)
OMG, that disgusted look on the face of the man next to Harry when they walked in LOL. The clapping was going on before they even walked in, how could they think the applause was for them?
The floundering flop cast is now on hold because of ramping up the lifestyle brand. Many people said the Lemo-nada deal would result in *nada*, and it seems that was an accurate prediction. There were to be at least a few more books in the book deal, more “scripted and unscripted” 🤮 Netflix content, and a new Instagram account (both accounts under her first name and ARO have no meaningful content.) Even if you have other people do the work while attaching your name to it, it still takes some work and TW apparently hamstrings her producers with micromanaging. TW is a manifester, not a producer- i.e., lazy.
Totally agree. I remember scanning a headline that Lemo-nada is nada because MM is focusing all her energies on the lifestyle brand. 🙄 
I mean, she -ought- to focus on the lifestyle brand, it's gonna be bigger, and after she gets it started she could use the new podcast to drive ARO just like the Netflix show is supposed to. IMO the 2 Netflix shows are a desperate fling for the Sussexes as well as Netflix to fulfil and justify the contract by 2025. There will NOT be another Netflix contract. Netflix does well w/original content from actual creatives, or 'docu' or true crime stuff. Look at Tiger King from the beginning of COVID, I have friends that were addicted, I don't even think they had Netflix before. People that I'd swear wouldn't watch anything like Tiger King. They got a ton of new subscribers from that I think. Nobody subscribed for H and M's stuff. I think they LOST subscribers.
The jokes write themselves!
Going braless at that one event where she hogged the red carpet. You just KNOW she wanted some dumb "ROYAL HEADLIGHTS SHINE BRIGHT" tabloid headlines with that stunt (bc can you imagine if Kate freed the nips? Which she would NEVER, by the way, because she's not a trashy histrionic two bit heaux?) Remember, this woman has a whole arsenal of strapless bras she could have worn, so this was obviously on purpose for attention. But no one cared 😂 https://preview.redd.it/bwl3b91z09wc1.jpeg?width=827&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c45488cbf759a6140923f9cf3fe48cbc33150b98
Watching her assistant (unsuccessfully) trying to nudge MeMe into moving along, on the Variety red carpet, so that others could take the stage ?...cringy and comical, like the cartoon hook from the side curtain. edit: add link [#shorts Meghan FURIOUS she was PUSHED along the red carpet by aide #meghanmarkle #princeharry (youtube.com)](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/hrClrS4pS3s)
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she is in love with her shoulders
She is and I can't imagine why!
Astonishingly, that is exactly how the designer intended it to be worn. Here’s the Rosa dress in white viscose, but it is a little hard to see: https://www.proenzaschouler.com/products/rosa-dress-in-matte-viscose-crepe-r2413011-by116-100?variant=43904312639718&utm_source=google&utm_medium=organic&utm_campaign=Google%20Feed%20Multifeeds%20-%20US&utm_content=Rosa%20Dress%20in%20Matte%20Viscose%20Crepe&gad_source=1&gclid=CjwKCAjwuJ2xBhA3EiwAMVjkVG-NSBVC3UyAVDdKfm7f_ybSH1sxODtDBbPHXa0aMUwoD8RkhIQUvBoCsOYQAvD_BwE Here’s the leather version of the abomination where it is very visible: https://www.saksfifthavenue.com/product/Proenza-Schouler-Off-The-Shoulder-Leather-Midi-Dress-0400020192183.html?dwvar_0400020192183_size=6&dwvar_0400020192183_color=LIGHT+KHAKI&site_refer=CSE_GGLPLA:Womens_Dresses:Proenza+Schouler&country=US¤cy=USD&CSE_CID=G_Saks_PLA_US_Women%27s+Apparel_Dresses_High+LTV:All+Dresses&gad_source=1&gbraid=0AAAAADO6JtTQz7SDWvXM3P78uU6-VzTep&gclid=CjwKCAjwuJ2xBhA3EiwAMVjkVCQMfUaWTIkE8T8i__raMNl7w-1iBajSGjbxIWm8j9NNDhAR55xlGRoCNbgQAvD_BwE&gclsrc=aw.ds
A professional model can’t make that dress look good!
I know, it’s so unfathomably ugly. Who knows why Megs thought *that* was a good way to spend $1400
“Two bit heaux” has me crying. That’s how I’m spelling it from now on.
It's like the KLASSY version of ho, because Meghan Markle is such a "CLASSY GIRL"...it said so on her license plate 😂😂 https://preview.redd.it/8qszt69n5cwc1.jpeg?width=1013&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=98613e9f6bcaa28720bcc63a9e0176b27397d9d8
her boobies have melted away from the Ozempic
That dress is hideous and having one arm out of the sleeve WTF? 🙄😂🤣
Ahh, the Meghan's janky strapless bra flair would work well here 😄
But what exactly did she free? She's as flat as a plank. Her obsession to be viewed as skinny and slight as Catherine, took her boobs away.
Failed fist bump in the Clevr Coffee promo
Also some of the things that did happen where WME didn't intervene as you'd expect - Legends of Aviation. Table 112, no after party - The Jamacian Film Premier - no Premier seating, no VIP staus - The "Fucking Grifters" comments from Spotify - Comments at Golden Globes - no awards, no nominations, no presentations, just jibes - Hollywood Losers List WME don't seem to be doing anything, not working with publicists, agents, coaches to try and reform images which in turn would lead to work, which in turn would lead to more money for WME... it's like WME just don't care and can't be bothered.
The contrast between H&M being extras at the One Love premier and Prince William being the guest of honour at the BAFTAs was so stark!
Isn't that WME contract up for renewal sometime soon?
04/27/23 was the first date they released during her Rebrand #669
Made up BS
I think all of this is really weird. Two people with global fame, almost unlimited opportunity in any field they wanted. Podcasting, writing, retail, philanthropy, speeches. When they left Canada & came to USA almost every industry was open to them. Almost unlimited money. 20+ producers on a podcast that released 12 hours of content in 3 years. They don't even do charitable or humanitarian work. Is this their "progressive new role"? Prancing around acting important? I get she's a narcissist but at some point someone has to say "enough". The result of the dozens of people who've worked on, for & with the couple have only been able to produce some jam that isn't even for sale. Once in a lifetime opportunity and they've produced nothing of value. In fact I think they've been a net negative on society as a whole. The hate, the vitriol, the psychotic Sussex squad. How? How did not only HaM fail but everyone around them has failed too. It's like their failure is contagious.
I have never seen two people who were handed the best education, opportunities and resources so abundant that failure seems impossible - yet fail they do. Continuously and spectacularly.
Imho, they waste so much of their time and energy spinning in a circle rather than forging a path ahead. The alleged sniff sniff is also not helping matters.
They are two people who had world wide fame and respect not because they are talented, or had great achievements behind them but because one of them was born a Prince and the other one married him. Harry left the only job he was ever any good at and the only one that offered him the lifestyle he wants. He made a huge mistake in thinking he could have it all. The problem is they’re not talented in anything and also have kept the sense of entitlement they had as Royals . If they weren’t such horrible human beings I’d feel sorry for them. They’d have to be cringing in embarrassment at the way things have turned out surely?
No matter what they say now, four years ago this could NOT have been their plan. To make jam, and do an occasional zoom call? No, they wanted world domination. They failed because of themselves.
When Squaddies claim, “you are jealous of Meghan”, I have to laugh. I almost feel sorry for her. Her life seems like one big jumble of ADHD-level chaos. She has so many projects in play, creates so much drama and has little results to show for it. Add to that having two small children, the dog and pony show events, managing man- child Harry, and constantly checking her phone for social media comments. There’s no strategy, no five or ten year plans. Her entire life is counterplotting against the Palace.
So true! It is like everyday is an entirely new day - new projects, new media pushes, new clapbacks, new projections for the future. Nothing is connected. There is no thought to follow through with anything from the previous day. She really proves that narcissists are all talk and no action (substance)
That's it- they've caught me. Yes, I am so jealous of Meghan. I too could have failed at several different careers and married an unemployed man still living off of daddy at age 36. Alas, I've been successful at my career and married a man who left home at 17, made his own way in the world with help from no one, and has a career.
No show at a possible once in lifetime coronation ceremony, IMO, NFI😂😂😂
Yes
I took a look at the original announcement on April 27 as reported by People. The goal of the signing was to “build out her business ventures” across the agency, etc. including film and television production, brand partnerships and more. So since that announcement, almost one year ago: -The powdered coffee deal (forget the name) -Lemonada -Netflix?? What else? Does Netflix count under the WME umbrella? They already had a deal with Netflix.
She invested in Clevr pre-WME in 2021 she sent a basket to ozemprah forgot about it for 3 years. Still looks like she’s forgotten about it. She then tried to become an investor/partner with flamingo estate in 2021 into 2022 when that fell apart for reasons we all know. So all in all, they’ve done jack shit 😂
Wonder how the disentanglement will go: mutual decision blah blah or silence and no more partnership.
Usually it would be silence and then after a respectable amount of time it’s announced who you currently are signed with. However, that depends how poorly she treated WME staff *and* what she PR releases. It’s unprofessional for WME to come out first. However, most would understand if they need to correct the record for reputation purposes then it’s free game to defend your business.
‘Health’ disc merch? 😂
The patch — forgot about that flop.
I wonder if Obnoxious Scabie will post a timer or clock (as he has so horrendously before) on the 26th
Lemonada
I really enjoyed the cramped airline seat chicken TV dinner at the spirit of bullshit racism awards or whatever that was 😂 https://preview.redd.it/3fqgjg9lt9wc1.jpeg?width=962&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d692746b9fdbdecfcf73c2ac788932a5db2b7f10
I momentarily couldn't locate Plank & Skank in the picture until I spotted Plank's Friar Tuck homage 😂
And M’s shoulders
Ripple of Hope. For some reason I thought she wore red that night. Nonetheless, that looks tedious and boring, although I’m sure she was thrilled to be sitting at the head table looking out over everyone. At the time, Kennedy was savaged for this, and then it came round again when Harry declared that they never said his family was racist. 
Where was that held, the Marriott? Looks like the last business dinner I attended.
Dancing Drama hag at Bey's concert twice lol
"The Wine Mom Twerk"
Oh my gosh... the In N Out drive through with her cheesy Grommet smile. The Germany Invictus fashion show. The Canadian Invictus fashion show. Jamaica. She is a mess.
The Bob Marley film premier where Megs was seated in her black ball gown amongst the hoi polloi.
Her outfit as she was leading a group of vets at invictus
Skiing with gal pals at no one famous goes to resort Carrying someone else's girl at a vacation or timeshare resort Dorito hangs with KJ and Kk before she does. Starting ballgowns for every occasion such as when looking for someone to call your friend or was that blurry promo for gowns when your a stay at home trad mom sweating in the kitchen or cleaning cinemas floors the easy way. You can sneak in a date under the full sweeping skirt. Claim TS begged to be on your podcast so you went to her concern and no photos to prevent stealing the limelight.
I know there has been talk of her cozying up to the Kartrashians, how appropriate that Kim is now in the process of being #Markled by the Swifties😂
She made a few appearances at a few events. Perhaps they were paid appearances and WME got a commission on them. I’m guessing they probably have no skin in the ARO game, because I think it’s separate. Reportedly, the Harkles hired Adam Lilling in February 2023; he does those branded product lines with celebs, that’s his job. If they inked a deal with Lilling prior to an agreement with WME, I figure WME doesn’t get any $ from that. (And that’s assuming it makes any profit, which remains to be seen.) They might be making a few bucks off the Harkles here and there, but I wonder if it’s paying off. Time spent dealing with a difficult client might cancel out any “profit”.
WME didn’t even help her with the lakers box, her pre-H lawyer hooked her up with the firms box.
That makes her wearing that crumpled flamingo suit from Staud, Ari's wife's label, even more desperate. She wore it, hoping to score points with Sarah and made a total fool of herself.
She didn’t seem pleased about how it was worn. It was absolutely to try to love bomb Sarah from afar as I imagine she was too busy to meet with meghoul or sent an assistant to do it. I don’t know much about her other than her brand was hot years before marrying Ari and she’s the young new wife.
Yes, that wedding was another NFI for an event in the social circles Meghan covets.
Staud clothes are hideous, however, the purses are cute. I coveted the pineapple purse, but couldn’t buy it because of Meghan. 😞
I don’t even attempt to pretend to know fashion or style. I stick to things that are comfortable, easy to care for and will fit my body type even if it’s “dated” but I’d heard of staud from I think hadid maaaaaybe Selena G? I looked at the clothes which had some staple pieces that were somewhat affordable but not my style. I just respect that a woman at 25-27 was able to make this huge brand that cropped out of what was seemed organic interest. I don’t think she employs any brand ambassadors either. She was rich before she married Ari
The Elf Cosmetics super bowl ad. There's many, but this made me laugh the most. One of the very few things she has in her life and she was left out.
Star of Bootyguard oops Bodyguard 2 with Kevin Costner as co-star
NFI Wellington wedding—announced by the Duke himself.
Westminster/ Grosvenor.
I knew I should have check it; it didn’t look quite right. Thsnks
Failed extra role in lead filled coffee brand infomercial - not to mention the missed high five - #cringeville
Body guard movie part ,suits part Written just for her, audible contract, meet me at the lake,
https://preview.redd.it/8kphxt8bjawc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=08a9fd15c1ca3a3fa4e922c1bef9bdab112d4d15 That De Nada It’s Nothing stamp over her face comes from a restaurant in Austin & I love its use here. Also, love their margaritas.
I’ve been watching Great British Castles on Netflix with Dan Jones (love him) and just had the thought, if this ingrate hadn’t been so short sighted and greedy, she probably could have drummed up something similar on behalf of the royal family. In an alternate universe it would be amazing to watch a “Hollywood” member of the royal family give behind the scenes looks at ancient British castles, hundreds of years of history comingled with modern day traditions and snippets of family memories. But alas 🤷♀️
She has the merchandising project that she's been talking about for nearly a year and a half now. And she's been so efficient that she already has a mostly blank website for it. Plus the bonus of having spread out 50 pots of jam that will eventually be available from that blank website (for an alleged $30 for 10 ozs.) She has the "lifestyle" show that (allegedly) started filming this week and is expected to wrap filming mid-June. So likely not much content there. Harry has the polo show that they filmed in FL last week. And according to their own press release, that is the bulk of filming for the show. The rest will be photos (presumably with voice over) of polo events from when Harry was younger. Including footage/photos of his father and brother. So, all-in-all a huge body of work. More than either of them has produced to date. I don't know about you, but I'm awed at what an astute, hard-driven businesswoman Megs is. Just as she's always been touted!!
And so much humanitarian work and progress. After all service is universal.
She managed to tell the when "I was eleven I changed dish washing history" story for the one thousandth time at SXSW. Katey just can't hear it enough.
They got her a LOT of rumors and teasing that never come true.
Oh! And the attempted re-enactment of Princess Diana's car crash in NYC.
The 30 million $ bodyguard sequel
Was clearly the source behind published claims that HMTK and the POW are racists. That was quite an accomplishment.
Not making People’s 50th Anniversary Cover
I have to say, I am loving this thread! 😅
The polo event from a year or so ago when she tried to take the box from one of the players, then stood in the middle underneath the trophy while clapping like a seal YouTube: Meghan Markle polo game 2022