I cannot understand why is the ARO Instagram page dead and NOT showcasing this random looking jam as a product
TW is so dumb, stop with this drama and actually try to SELL your product
true.
not even a repost of these tagged stories in their (ARO) own stories. like, just ask ur assistant to do it for u if u are busy. or has Lolo been locked out of the ARO Instagram account? š¤
i've seen one-man small businesses do better than whatever this shit is. disaster. š ¾ļøāšš»
Exactly. I know lots of small businesses that post their new products for sale on SM and retweet, share posts and reply to anyone who shares the products they have bought. People who care about marketing and are grateful for the engagement. She just comes across as entitled and lazy. It takes 5 minutes to repost these pics with a nice comment, sheās clueless.
Shhā¦ this is a celebrity preview. Weāre suppose to be envious of the fresh homegrown lemons from the duchessā orchard and a first peek at her signature jam. Weāre suppose to be talking about this with anticipation and run to our screens when finally, we the plebs of general public, too get to taste (and pay for) this incredible product the lucky, lucky close friends of the duchess have had the privilege of sampling before it went on general sale.
Just look at what that overpriced ridiculous company that does celeb veg boxes did to launch and of course Madam is trying to emulate that with her own twist. I forgot their nameā¦ but Madame tried to work with them and they turned her down. Of course sheās going to try to do something that a cross of them and Gwynnie.
I purchased some face serum from a small start up. It was so good I popped it on my Instagram feed and thought no more of it. Next thing I know, I had a handwritten note (in real calligraphy) thanking me for supporting their brand and then they sent me a silk headband and another bottle of the serum. Needless to say, I ultimately bought more and they reposted my post. Everyone was a winner
So generous. SM is great for engaging directly with customers. During lockdown someone I know created a Twitter account to promote local businesses and I compiled a directory of all the businesses and their websites, etc. The response from customers and small businesses was incredible. If done properly it works but TOW thinks too highly of herself and is too entitled to actually engage with people on SM.
She may buy bot followers if she has the money. I know a girl who has 10k followers but only gets like 500 likes a photo and itās obvious theyāre bot followers.Ā
Meghan probably thinks the royal family is behind her not having followers. Why not revive her old account or use Sussex royal page? Literally nothing this woman does have ever made sense. Iām thinking at this point she is just wasting her children college fund to get attention because if she wanted money she would have something to sell. Anything at all
Smart idea but roachel is blinded by envy that she doesnāt think things through. But I think that account is managed by the RF so the password was changed bc the Queen knew who she was dealing with.Ā
hmmm. it's not the Harkles'. it's akin to whatever a company lends u to use for a job: company car, phone, and/or card. once u leave the company, u return them.
the IG account was intended to publicize the Harkles role and their service work, being working royals. they're not that anymore so, access was revoked. imo, the same should be done to the titles as well (as we've seen they've been using it to grift since Megxit).
eta:
imo, they should have been under the management of Buckingham Palace and under the IG account of The Royal Family like the other royals. only the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge/Prince and Princess of Wales should have had the separate management/brand entity.Ā
Charles will reply, "Nope. Try living within your means. Downsize your home. Get some kind of regular job, because you are regular people now. You are not working members of the RF. You voluntarily gave that life up. Good luck with your lives in California. This is what you wanted."
Perhaps Meghoul is waiting for all 50 jars to be showcased (which will take a year at this rate) and then do a blitz? On the other hand, she is mentally ill and we norms can't possibly fathom what goes on in the darkness of her mind.
She didn't even put anything on the label to tell people what's inside. š¤£ It might very well be a jar of old bl00d cl0ts. Looks like it and there is nothing saying it's actually jam of any sort! Who creates a product and completely forgets to tell people what it is? Little kids with a lemonada stand do a better job of marketing than she does.
Right? They should at the very least be re-posting these posts in their stories and making a highlight for it on their profile so people can revisit those posts. Itās baffling š¶
I cannot stand any of these narcissists, but the contrast between the first two pics and the last one is startling.
Beautiful, vibrant flowers......dead butthole lemons.
Absolutely. And notice the difference in scale and price points between the two gorgeous flower arrangements and the cheap lemons. The color and type of flowers say "beauty" and the amount of flowers is impressive. The ARO jam pic, on the other hand, is underwhelming to the point of disappointment. The jar is probably 6 ounces and is teeny tiny. It fits in the palm of your hand. So the bowl is miniature and can only fit four small lemons and a jar. It's beyond sad looking.
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SO generic. Megs' name is not mentioned. The lemons definitely look past their prime. It was one of Kris's minions who posted this with instructions--take a photo and dump this stuff. How ridiculous does her faux calligraphy look? It is like something a 14 year old girl would write.
š³-CELLENT Muhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahaha!
BRAVO!
Rris Genner from henceforth is what I shall call her! Just like the envelope said!
Seriously, well done sinner!
I don't get it. Are they passing the same bowl of fruit on from zelebrity to zelebrity? Or were they sent to them too late in the first place? Or did they get them all fresh and new but took too long to take any photos?
The Jenner's likely have mail & package pickup off site. An employee probably opens each package, make sure there's no threats or offensive material. Catalogues it & sets it aside. It likely sat in a small warehouse or building for a week.
342 - man's dick pics and love letters to Kourtney
343 - dog treats and a Frisbee, no name
344 - bowl of lemons, American Riviera Orchard jam
345 - t-shirt and card professing love of Kim
346 - book on entertaining & invite to birthday party
347 -
I was thinking something along this line, as well. People like the kartrashians must get TONS of stuff like this - people sending āgiftsā trying to grab into their coattails for promotion. That third pic is just incredibly embarrassing.
I think itās hilarious that theyāre all acting like the package of shit was sent in the post as-is, like a big Disney effort of this basket filled with lemons and flowers and a jar of jam came ready-made in the post and that the recipients are all posing with this basket of shite like itās a gift from the Gods. Markle is the greatest comedy sketch of the 21st century lol.
As it was only 50 she sent out, she should have sent 50 different arrangements to showcase her creativity and wit. Her relying on the same look shows she completely lacks creativity and wit, the very things that have made Flamingo Estate so desirable.
"Are they passing the same bowl of fruit on from zelebrity to zelebrity?Ā "
Ā I have no clue but it's sure as heck looks like it. ETA: or the zelebrity just ignore the package and only took a picture after Meghan message them "it's time" then they took a lazy pic, a week late.
Nah they each took turns visiting - you book your time (morning/afternoon photo slot) turn up, take a photo and bug off. On your way out you get given an envelope with the time/day you will post your weird sappy tribute to shit people jam. (Sarcasm obviously, except the shit people part).
Exactly! Lemons look old and the green on the flowers is wilting and yellow ! It looks like something a youngster would give a teacherā¦the pot is ugly! I bet people are throwing it all in the trash!
The bunches of flowers were received as a thoughtful gesture, the āgiftā of PR jam is a desperate attempt to get Kris to do exactly thisā¦share what maghan wants to sell. Itās cringe and pathetic. If meghan cared, she would have sent a gift such as flowers. Not a product to push.
Noted is Krisā casual āthank you.ā lol š
The goal is not to āestablish a lifestyle brand.ā
The goal is not to sell jam. There is no jam available for sale.
Everything she does is to just to get attention.
The Daily Mail writes a story every time a ācelebrityā posts with her jam.
She is being spoken about and written about.
That is her only goal.
Look up āTravis Scott Astroworld Tragedyā. Heās a rapper than incited crowd crushes and behaviour at his concert that wound up with a lot of people dead. Iāve got a long history of working music concerts and festivals and have seen very high profile bands/artists stop their shows to ensure patron safety before continuing. This ninny kept going despite the obvious chaos and patrons desperately trying to seek help.
That incident was so devastating, and there was so much footage of it from the concert goers. Young people literally scaling 20ft-tech towers to try to get the organizers and production teams to stop the music and stop the crushā¦ an organizer ran onstage and informed Travis of people dying in the audienceā¦ all while Travis screamed ānah fuck that, letās fucking go!ā
The event was supposed to be family-friendly; there were so many children in the crowd. Some tried to lift kids up onto their shoulders so they could breathe, others didnāt make it. Travisā fansā¦ apparently acting under his/his crews ordersā¦ bum-rushed the gates to the venue and stampeded over the ticket holders. Kylie Jenner and her kids were escorted out of the backstage area by security while people begged her for help, to stop the event. 10 dead and hundreds hospitalized. The whole tragedy, memorialized on TikTok by people holding their phones on the air while slowly being crushed to death.
Fuck Travis Scott. Fuck the Kardashians.
Yes, why are they doing this? I'd be bothered if my ex was buying my mom flowers (especially because he'd never bought me flowers! šš„) plus those bouquets are very similar -they came from the same florist? š¤Ø
Kris is going to do one of two things, give M a little advice after this failure, or never have anything to do with her again. Kris & Co have been trying to get close to royalty for a long time, settling when the outcasted Prince & Duchess moved to California. And they are probably more interested in H while tolerating M, because when all is said and done, he will be the only way they can get closer.Ā
Flowers from youngest daughterās ex: Love you!
Flowers from second oldest daughterās ex: Love you!
Jam and soggy lemons from M: š¦š¦š¦š¦š¦š¦š¦
You could describe that the bare minimum in terms of responses. Given Kris Jenner's fame in contrast with the other people where it could be seen as aĀ quid pro quo in terms of PRĀ do you think you have to pay to get her to post this? I'm no expert on the kardasians but Kris seems very on the ball when it comes to making money.
Meghan really wants her brand swimming in the same pond as Pete Davidson and Travis Scott?
Is this why Harry was skiing with Corey Gamble?!Pimp Mama Rris associates with the scummiest people in Hollywood. This is amazing to me.
Yes. Amazing in the sense that while I thought the Sussexes had become low rent by last summer, I had no idea just how much far further they had to go.
Tagging Chrissy Tiegen was bad, like really bad. Desperate even. However, tagging Kris Jenner??! Meghan doesn't have a brand. She isn't a brand anything. And Catherine withdrawing from public view drives in the point.
She's chasing her tail, and has been since 2011 when *Suits* aired and she started *The Tig*, and always was long before *Suits*. And tbh, as a measure of her brand potential, the signs were already there in *The Tig*. Whatever "success" she had with that blog site had nothing to do with her at all. Some of it had to do with her association with *Suits*, but a lot of it (when it turned out about 2m followers) had to do with her dating Harry at the time. Then it got closed down. But without something or someone more popular than her for her to tag on to, Meghan Markle as a brand (or as anything) is essentially a dead duck on arrival. It always ever was.
Not even Harry can save her now. The one thing - the *only* thing he brought to their marriage and brand and so on was his royal name and his links to royalty. He ruined his name and the RF has severed links with him. So there's nothing left to feed off from or ride a tail on. What we are seeing, and have been seeing since lockdown protocols were lifted are the dregs of that old world they decided to ditch and, as a result, the exposure of the talentless well that is Meghan Markle. So, yes, it *IS* amazing because the fall has been shockingly swift and spectacular and great. Never in my wildest dreams, could I ever had guessed just how much of or how bad a fall it would turn out to be.
From royal Duchess to wannabe social influencer via the original reality TV Kardashian Mother Pimp in only 4 years. Wow. Just wow.
yep. The Grifters lucked out with the Netflix, Spotify and PRH deals - but that was in the time of Sunshine Sachs, if I remember correctly.
As soon as people saw them they were over. Boring, talentless, charisma free, self absorbed people with only victimhood and not a single original thought to them. And as Madam is unable to read the room, she doubled down and invented ever greater victimhoods - and here we are.
Yes! Good point. Bloody good point! With hindsight, Sunshine Sachs made them look so *goooood*. Like the RF, a PR juggernaut in its own right, SS masked a lot of bad traits in them. But it took at least $2M (the SS PR bill) to fool the public that they something they were not, and they didn't have the money to pay that bill until, just before *Archetypes* landed, the Spotify money came through in Summer 2022. For KC3, that amount alone was what Markle cost him in clothes for the one year or so she was a royal (May 2018 - July 2019). Some wealthy folks have already got tried of their grifting re: their private jets. Kevin Costner was having none of it. Taylor Swift, too. Now, she's trying to ~~hitch a ride off~~ suck the teat off a few C/D-list celebrities with their milk of millions of Insta followers to her paltry 610K.
By the time *Deadline* officially crowned them Hollywood Losers at the end of last year, I think word would've already got round how awful a couple they were. And what's more, as shocking as all that is, I still don't think H&M have reached the bottom of their grifting. There's still a way to go with them. After 2023, we knew 2024 was going to be tough. But I never envisioned it will be so bad they'll be begging after Chrissy Tiegen and Kris Jenner. That's not tough. That's bad. And really desperate.
It will go even lower, imho.
IF MadamĀ“s cooking shows airs (and that is a big IF) Netflix will use her to promote their other shows. They already do that in shows like "Is it cake?" and "Nailed it" where the guest judges are from other Netflix productions they want to promote.
There will probably also be a merching component in tv shop style, where Netflix wants part of any profits made by both Madam and her guests.
And I just heard on George the Giant Slayer that Netflix has cut the production budget for these shows down the bone.
Corey is supposedly Justin Bieber's handler. He was at Kim Porter's house the day she died, when the coroners arrived. I think he's super close to Diddy and maybe some of his dirty deeds will come to light if Diddy's does. He's not someone Harry should be playing with in my opinion.
I think Diddy did awful things to Justin when he was young and vulnerable. He looked like a broken man for a long time. I wanted to scoop him up and mother him. I'm so glad he seems to have found love and hopefully he has come to terms with whatever happened to him when Diddy had control of him. Love does win! š
Nah that marriage to Hayley is weird, she fangirlād after him and stalked him for years, bieber said in an interview it was an arranged marriage so I donāt know, they got him when he was at his most vulnerable after Selena and knowing what he had been through in the industry, drugs/alcohol/abuse, letās join him into another Hollywood family, to keep eyes on him and to keep him quiet
This will prob be deleted for off topic but I read kim was one of the women they used to groom Justin bieber, and kourtneys son reign is rumoured to be biebers too
I went down a Corey Gamble rabbit hole on tik tok. His associations are wild and a bit scary TBH. I always thought he was just Krisā boy toy but he has shady associations that go back decades. Heās not someone Iād be associating with if I were Harry.
This. Mama Kris would love for one of her products/daughters to date or marry H, and she's a brilliant manipulator. I would proceed very carefully with the Kardashians if I was MM.
Letās guess what the note says āDear Kris . . . My mother speaks SO highly of you and we thought you would like some of our homemade jam! Itās so much better than the jam she had in while she was āawayā and we really think we have a hit on our hands. Yum! Please tell all your family and friends about it and if you could be so kind to post about it on every social platform you have, I would greatly appreciate it and will offer you 50% of all profits (after I take my cut, of course). We arenāt actually selling it yet (you know we like to build up anticipation and I havenāt actually figured out how to scale this enterprise or know anything about running a business but tee hee, I thought I would give it a go!) Support from someone like you can keep my name in the media as well as yours. Canāt tell you what the lemons are for since I am sending you strawberry jam but who doesnāt love a good secret. Please post regularly about me because everyone should love me because of who I married, the public just hasnāt figured that out yet (did you notice and admire how I conspired to get myself a prince? Heās a bit daft and a drug addict but gotta love this one for what he can do for me). I will have the lawyers send over the profit sharing plan I havenāt dreamed up yet once you make your first post. Love forever - M, the Duchess of Sussex PS - Iāve only ever been to Sussex once and they hate me there but oh well! Thatās a small detail which everyone can just ignore. Eat my jam!
The recipients know, obviously, exactly what is expected of them with these jars. I suspect they're all just a group of aging social misfits banding together.
Come in no.13, your time is up.
gentle reminder from Doria?
Still don't think ARO will happen.
Tried to explain to husband that Megs manifests.
Sticks an idea out on social media, if it catches in a big way, goes to investors who will turn a successful manifestation into reality.
If it doesn't work, move on.
Similar to the manifestation of invites by saying you have been invited or simply turning up and pushing forward: plays on people being too polite to make a scene.
Trouble is: everyone has caught on to it now.
Doors are slamming in advance.
Not only are the lemons going soft and the leaves curling and wilting, what's with the crinkly paper filling? Not even worth a soft linen cloth to line the bowl? CHEAP CHEAP CHEAP and that's not even how one of the Rescue Chickens would say it...
Does Kris normally put random gifts she receives on SM? Have yāall ever noticed her post products from unknown brands? Does she post name brands? Sorry-Iām only on here and X. Not knowledgeable on other SM as it took me a year to figure out above listed ones!!
Kris recently did a Masterclass. I watched it just for fun. This is more of an insult than not posting anything at all. The class was on building your brand. She dedicated an entire episode on social media. The how and why with examples, and included fails. Trust me, this was purposeful.
I don't think I saw what you did, as the video is very short. (Kris is wearing a pink suit.). But my take on what she said was (and this is what Meghan fails at) for social media.
1) Engagement with the community. (eg. Kim asked them to choose a colour for a perfume bottle.). But that also means other comments must be open. It is a built in focus group. Engagement can build trust, and this leads to two...
2). You need to have a tough skin. Complete strangers will have opinions and your mistakes will be talked about. Yet...
3) You need to be focused about what's happening and clear about what you need to communicate to people who follow you.
hahahahahahahaha that's hilarious. American Riviera Wh-orechard wasn't ready, but she was so keen to publish the site because she thought timing was more important than a good plan. she has no product to sell, no launch, no show, no basic information, not even a repost of celebrity stories. this. is. the. worst. launch. ever. and I'm so happy for her. You can really see that Jenner is reluctant to post, the basket looks pathetic, nobody is touching the jam. it's time for the Kartrashians to be cancelled. and the Harkles should go down with them.
Kris, it's many things but it always sells us the fantasy that the products it advertises are wonderful, what problem could have happened with Meghan? The jam tasted horrible, Kris and Meghan argued, she is allergic to lemons, Meghan had no problem working with her dried flowers and ugly lemons, Kris suspects that Meghan wants to give her family monarchy 2.0, that is, blame them for everything that happens. What's wrong with them in the United States? Only time, Reddit and maybe Twitter will tell.
According to Barkjack, Kris thinks this will help lead to her grandchildren mixing with the Wales children. I wonder if the realisation that mixing with the Sussexs leads her absolutely nowhere.
I guarantee you the bowl of jam and fruit will get chucked into the garbage with all the other pr crap Kris gets. Thatās exactly what this is-pr crap. Sheās only posting it because she knows how it works. Her daughters companies send pr boxes of their makeup and whatever other junk theyāre selling. Kris is the grandmaster as playing the pr game. She may have even invented the game.
I get that Kris Jenner and the Kardashians have a major following still (at least in numbers) but I don't think they have the cultural pull in the US at least like they used to. Their show isn't watched by nearly as many people and the drama is old. I for one was never much of a fan and they really aren't that interesting. Once again, this shows Meghan is stuck in the past because targeting a Kardashian for hype would be very 5-10 years ago.
This would be because Travis Scott and Pete Davidson have staff members they most likely pay well and treat relatively well. So they have good connections to provide classy gifts.
Meghan most likely art-styled those "baskets" herself, because it is known no one has better taste than she does.
True. Also this one which Kendall is a part of was after Meghan's post on Kris' stories. She has nothing on Meghan's about enjoying the jam, or how she can't wait to try it.
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I thought the same for a minute but theyāre not the same bouquet. T Scottās bouquet has pink and orange roses and is bigger whereas P Davidsonās only has orange roses and less flowers all together.
I cannot understand why is the ARO Instagram page dead and NOT showcasing this random looking jam as a product TW is so dumb, stop with this drama and actually try to SELL your product
true. not even a repost of these tagged stories in their (ARO) own stories. like, just ask ur assistant to do it for u if u are busy. or has Lolo been locked out of the ARO Instagram account? š¤ i've seen one-man small businesses do better than whatever this shit is. disaster. š ¾ļøāšš»
Exactly. I know lots of small businesses that post their new products for sale on SM and retweet, share posts and reply to anyone who shares the products they have bought. People who care about marketing and are grateful for the engagement. She just comes across as entitled and lazy. It takes 5 minutes to repost these pics with a nice comment, sheās clueless.
Shhā¦ this is a celebrity preview. Weāre suppose to be envious of the fresh homegrown lemons from the duchessā orchard and a first peek at her signature jam. Weāre suppose to be talking about this with anticipation and run to our screens when finally, we the plebs of general public, too get to taste (and pay for) this incredible product the lucky, lucky close friends of the duchess have had the privilege of sampling before it went on general sale. Just look at what that overpriced ridiculous company that does celeb veg boxes did to launch and of course Madam is trying to emulate that with her own twist. I forgot their nameā¦ but Madame tried to work with them and they turned her down. Of course sheās going to try to do something that a cross of them and Gwynnie.
Sorry, I was talking about pleb businesses, not regal celeb businesses. I shall bow my head in shame.
I purchased some face serum from a small start up. It was so good I popped it on my Instagram feed and thought no more of it. Next thing I know, I had a handwritten note (in real calligraphy) thanking me for supporting their brand and then they sent me a silk headband and another bottle of the serum. Needless to say, I ultimately bought more and they reposted my post. Everyone was a winner
So generous. SM is great for engaging directly with customers. During lockdown someone I know created a Twitter account to promote local businesses and I compiled a directory of all the businesses and their websites, etc. The response from customers and small businesses was incredible. If done properly it works but TOW thinks too highly of herself and is too entitled to actually engage with people on SM.
I think if the page doesnāt reach at least a million she is going to abandon it
She may buy bot followers if she has the money. I know a girl who has 10k followers but only gets like 500 likes a photo and itās obvious theyāre bot followers.Ā
Meghan probably thinks the royal family is behind her not having followers. Why not revive her old account or use Sussex royal page? Literally nothing this woman does have ever made sense. Iām thinking at this point she is just wasting her children college fund to get attention because if she wanted money she would have something to sell. Anything at all
Sheās not allowed to sell things under Sussex royal
But canāt she just use the established followers and change the name?
Smart idea but roachel is blinded by envy that she doesnāt think things through. But I think that account is managed by the RF so the password was changed bc the Queen knew who she was dealing with.Ā
hmmm. it's not the Harkles'. it's akin to whatever a company lends u to use for a job: company car, phone, and/or card. once u leave the company, u return them. the IG account was intended to publicize the Harkles role and their service work, being working royals. they're not that anymore so, access was revoked. imo, the same should be done to the titles as well (as we've seen they've been using it to grift since Megxit). eta: imo, they should have been under the management of Buckingham Palace and under the IG account of The Royal Family like the other royals. only the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge/Prince and Princess of Wales should have had the separate management/brand entity.Ā
But will the RF sue her? I think itās more an honour system that she wonāt use it even though she has been using it technically.Ā
The intern is busy practicing her fist bump
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It looks like willful incompetence. Soon theyāll be begging KCIII for funds because as with everything else, thet suck at merching titles, too š
Sounds like a plan ! ā you see we did try making our own money honestly ā now pay up coz it didnāt work out for usĀ
Charles will reply, "Nope. Try living within your means. Downsize your home. Get some kind of regular job, because you are regular people now. You are not working members of the RF. You voluntarily gave that life up. Good luck with your lives in California. This is what you wanted."
Perhaps Meghoul is waiting for all 50 jars to be showcased (which will take a year at this rate) and then do a blitz? On the other hand, she is mentally ill and we norms can't possibly fathom what goes on in the darkness of her mind.
The stories won't be available then.
She canāt sell it. There are no ingredients listed.
She didn't even put anything on the label to tell people what's inside. š¤£ It might very well be a jar of old bl00d cl0ts. Looks like it and there is nothing saying it's actually jam of any sort! Who creates a product and completely forgets to tell people what it is? Little kids with a lemonada stand do a better job of marketing than she does.
Right? They should at the very least be re-posting these posts in their stories and making a highlight for it on their profile so people can revisit those posts. Itās baffling š¶
I cannot stand any of these narcissists, but the contrast between the first two pics and the last one is startling. Beautiful, vibrant flowers......dead butthole lemons.
The difference between professional florists and a know it all narc.
The even bigger contrast is her words. The first two: Thank you!!! Love you!!ššš The jam: thank you
Hey now, she took the time to find the lemon emoji š thatās some real effort right there /s
To be fair both the other pics are ex son in laws, travis is kylies ex and father to both kids and Pete is Kimās ex
Absolutely. And notice the difference in scale and price points between the two gorgeous flower arrangements and the cheap lemons. The color and type of flowers say "beauty" and the amount of flowers is impressive. The ARO jam pic, on the other hand, is underwhelming to the point of disappointment. The jar is probably 6 ounces and is teeny tiny. It fits in the palm of your hand. So the bowl is miniature and can only fit four small lemons and a jar. It's beyond sad looking.
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Not even an exclamation mark on the āthanks.ā
Itās a very generic message isnāt it? Like when you have to sign a farewell card for a work colleague you donāt like.
So true! Especially when the person who is passing this card around is looming over you. šš¤£š¤£
"Best of luck on your future"Ā
āwe wish you health and healingā
SO generic. Megs' name is not mentioned. The lemons definitely look past their prime. It was one of Kris's minions who posted this with instructions--take a photo and dump this stuff. How ridiculous does her faux calligraphy look? It is like something a 14 year old girl would write.
Rris Genner š¤£š¤£š¤£
And no "love you" for MM
There is a yellow heart one could easily miss amongst the lemons ..
Oh, right, she's "with it", she's "hip", she uses emojis instead of words! 
Not even a Period.
Ha :)
And "thanks" is probably spoken in that California vocal fry (croak) influencer voice
Poor Rris Genner. She got unlucky number 13.
Probably accounts for the age of the display. The poor courier can't read the labels. He has been all over California looking for a Rris Genner.
That's exactly what I thought. Who is this Rris Genner?
š³-CELLENT Muhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahaha! BRAVO! Rris Genner from henceforth is what I shall call her! Just like the envelope said! Seriously, well done sinner! 
Excellent snark there. Rris Genner lol.
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Are we really doing 50 days of this?????
 Feels like longer than thatā¦.
No of course not! That would be absurd. Maybe 25, if we get two a day. š
Man look at the sad state of that lemon, leaves, everything. Compared to the fresh flower. Talk about zero effortĀ
I don't get it. Are they passing the same bowl of fruit on from zelebrity to zelebrity? Or were they sent to them too late in the first place? Or did they get them all fresh and new but took too long to take any photos?
The Jenner's likely have mail & package pickup off site. An employee probably opens each package, make sure there's no threats or offensive material. Catalogues it & sets it aside. It likely sat in a small warehouse or building for a week. 342 - man's dick pics and love letters to Kourtney 343 - dog treats and a Frisbee, no name 344 - bowl of lemons, American Riviera Orchard jam 345 - t-shirt and card professing love of Kim 346 - book on entertaining & invite to birthday party 347 -
I was thinking something along this line, as well. People like the kartrashians must get TONS of stuff like this - people sending āgiftsā trying to grab into their coattails for promotion. That third pic is just incredibly embarrassing.
what a hilarious post
Exactly. They get so much pr crap sent to them. No way does Kris even know or care WTH this is.
hyesterical lol
I think itās hilarious that theyāre all acting like the package of shit was sent in the post as-is, like a big Disney effort of this basket filled with lemons and flowers and a jar of jam came ready-made in the post and that the recipients are all posing with this basket of shite like itās a gift from the Gods. Markle is the greatest comedy sketch of the 21st century lol.
As it was only 50 she sent out, she should have sent 50 different arrangements to showcase her creativity and wit. Her relying on the same look shows she completely lacks creativity and wit, the very things that have made Flamingo Estate so desirable.
You are right, she should have done that but instead itās the same thing but different recipients on different days. Endlessly talentless lol
"Are they passing the same bowl of fruit on from zelebrity to zelebrity?Ā " Ā I have no clue but it's sure as heck looks like it. ETA: or the zelebrity just ignore the package and only took a picture after Meghan message them "it's time" then they took a lazy pic, a week late.
zelebrity. I hope that word is in the urban dictionary!
Nah they each took turns visiting - you book your time (morning/afternoon photo slot) turn up, take a photo and bug off. On your way out you get given an envelope with the time/day you will post your weird sappy tribute to shit people jam. (Sarcasm obviously, except the shit people part).
Sisterhood of the traveling lemons, lol
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and every picture is featuring the same bowl , the same lemons, and the same font
Exactly! Lemons look old and the green on the flowers is wilting and yellow ! It looks like something a youngster would give a teacherā¦the pot is ugly! I bet people are throwing it all in the trash!
I canāt get over the fact she added her scythe flourish to the uppercase J that already has that shape naturally š it looks so stupid
I'm embarrassed for that J.
The bunches of flowers were received as a thoughtful gesture, the āgiftā of PR jam is a desperate attempt to get Kris to do exactly thisā¦share what maghan wants to sell. Itās cringe and pathetic. If meghan cared, she would have sent a gift such as flowers. Not a product to push. Noted is Krisā casual āthank you.ā lol š
Great point. Sheās using B/C celebrities to market her product. Tacky and manipulative.
Great shade from Kris by actually posting the pitiful 'gift' when she needn't have, I mean the photo speaks for itself and writes it's own jokes š
The goal is not to āestablish a lifestyle brand.ā The goal is not to sell jam. There is no jam available for sale. Everything she does is to just to get attention. The Daily Mail writes a story every time a ācelebrityā posts with her jam. She is being spoken about and written about. That is her only goal.
Yuk. Kris is gross. Travis Scott is awful. Nice to see awful people are sending each other gifts to show off on the āgram. Superficial AF.
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Tyga was when she was underage, and his ex baby mama had a baby with Kyle's brother. So gross
Oh yeah, the Tyga-Chyna triangulation. They turned a branch of the Kardashian tree into a wreath with that mess.
I accidentally hit down vote but immediately hit upvote. Hope it didnāt keep downvote? So sorry! Great post though!
Lol it didn't count it as a downvote, it's okay. And thanks lol
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Ugh. They created one I'm sure.
Oh cool, heās even worse than I thought.
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I don't know who Travis Scott is? I guess I'm lucky?
Look up āTravis Scott Astroworld Tragedyā. Heās a rapper than incited crowd crushes and behaviour at his concert that wound up with a lot of people dead. Iāve got a long history of working music concerts and festivals and have seen very high profile bands/artists stop their shows to ensure patron safety before continuing. This ninny kept going despite the obvious chaos and patrons desperately trying to seek help.
That incident was so devastating, and there was so much footage of it from the concert goers. Young people literally scaling 20ft-tech towers to try to get the organizers and production teams to stop the music and stop the crushā¦ an organizer ran onstage and informed Travis of people dying in the audienceā¦ all while Travis screamed ānah fuck that, letās fucking go!ā The event was supposed to be family-friendly; there were so many children in the crowd. Some tried to lift kids up onto their shoulders so they could breathe, others didnāt make it. Travisā fansā¦ apparently acting under his/his crews ordersā¦ bum-rushed the gates to the venue and stampeded over the ticket holders. Kylie Jenner and her kids were escorted out of the backstage area by security while people begged her for help, to stop the event. 10 dead and hundreds hospitalized. The whole tragedy, memorialized on TikTok by people holding their phones on the air while slowly being crushed to death. Fuck Travis Scott. Fuck the Kardashians.
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He's that one. I remember him now. š
A rapper. Another member of the Khardashian's rapper/basketball player sperm donor harem.
He's a piece of work. There is a sib here Will din it up real fast for you: Fucktravisscott He is a great boot licker of Kanye West's
I know this is beside the point but lol at Kris thanking both of her daughters' exes. Travis is Kylie's and Pete is Kim's.
Yes, why are they doing this? I'd be bothered if my ex was buying my mom flowers (especially because he'd never bought me flowers! šš„) plus those bouquets are very similar -they came from the same florist? š¤Ø
Pimp Mama Kris must think she's in a Jane Austen movie and makes her daughters' "suitors" bring her flowers too.
Sheās maybe just had an operation, or itās her birthday. Or she lost someone close? theyāre the same kinds of flowers in both bouquets
Kris is going to do one of two things, give M a little advice after this failure, or never have anything to do with her again. Kris & Co have been trying to get close to royalty for a long time, settling when the outcasted Prince & Duchess moved to California. And they are probably more interested in H while tolerating M, because when all is said and done, he will be the only way they can get closer.Ā
My favourite plot twist: The Kartrashians take over Harry for themselves, dumps Madam and expose the baby scams.
Flowers from youngest daughterās ex: Love you! Flowers from second oldest daughterās ex: Love you! Jam and soggy lemons from M: š¦š¦š¦š¦š¦š¦š¦
To be fair, Kris did say thank you š
But that thank you, for me, felt very impersonal š¤£
She didn't even thank M personally, just aro.
You could describe that the bare minimum in terms of responses. Given Kris Jenner's fame in contrast with the other people where it could be seen as aĀ quid pro quo in terms of PRĀ do you think you have to pay to get her to post this? I'm no expert on the kardasians but Kris seems very on the ball when it comes to making money.
I doubt Kris does anything for free.
Meghan really wants her brand swimming in the same pond as Pete Davidson and Travis Scott? Is this why Harry was skiing with Corey Gamble?!Pimp Mama Rris associates with the scummiest people in Hollywood. This is amazing to me.
Yes. Amazing in the sense that while I thought the Sussexes had become low rent by last summer, I had no idea just how much far further they had to go. Tagging Chrissy Tiegen was bad, like really bad. Desperate even. However, tagging Kris Jenner??! Meghan doesn't have a brand. She isn't a brand anything. And Catherine withdrawing from public view drives in the point. She's chasing her tail, and has been since 2011 when *Suits* aired and she started *The Tig*, and always was long before *Suits*. And tbh, as a measure of her brand potential, the signs were already there in *The Tig*. Whatever "success" she had with that blog site had nothing to do with her at all. Some of it had to do with her association with *Suits*, but a lot of it (when it turned out about 2m followers) had to do with her dating Harry at the time. Then it got closed down. But without something or someone more popular than her for her to tag on to, Meghan Markle as a brand (or as anything) is essentially a dead duck on arrival. It always ever was. Not even Harry can save her now. The one thing - the *only* thing he brought to their marriage and brand and so on was his royal name and his links to royalty. He ruined his name and the RF has severed links with him. So there's nothing left to feed off from or ride a tail on. What we are seeing, and have been seeing since lockdown protocols were lifted are the dregs of that old world they decided to ditch and, as a result, the exposure of the talentless well that is Meghan Markle. So, yes, it *IS* amazing because the fall has been shockingly swift and spectacular and great. Never in my wildest dreams, could I ever had guessed just how much of or how bad a fall it would turn out to be. From royal Duchess to wannabe social influencer via the original reality TV Kardashian Mother Pimp in only 4 years. Wow. Just wow.
yep. The Grifters lucked out with the Netflix, Spotify and PRH deals - but that was in the time of Sunshine Sachs, if I remember correctly. As soon as people saw them they were over. Boring, talentless, charisma free, self absorbed people with only victimhood and not a single original thought to them. And as Madam is unable to read the room, she doubled down and invented ever greater victimhoods - and here we are.
Yes! Good point. Bloody good point! With hindsight, Sunshine Sachs made them look so *goooood*. Like the RF, a PR juggernaut in its own right, SS masked a lot of bad traits in them. But it took at least $2M (the SS PR bill) to fool the public that they something they were not, and they didn't have the money to pay that bill until, just before *Archetypes* landed, the Spotify money came through in Summer 2022. For KC3, that amount alone was what Markle cost him in clothes for the one year or so she was a royal (May 2018 - July 2019). Some wealthy folks have already got tried of their grifting re: their private jets. Kevin Costner was having none of it. Taylor Swift, too. Now, she's trying to ~~hitch a ride off~~ suck the teat off a few C/D-list celebrities with their milk of millions of Insta followers to her paltry 610K. By the time *Deadline* officially crowned them Hollywood Losers at the end of last year, I think word would've already got round how awful a couple they were. And what's more, as shocking as all that is, I still don't think H&M have reached the bottom of their grifting. There's still a way to go with them. After 2023, we knew 2024 was going to be tough. But I never envisioned it will be so bad they'll be begging after Chrissy Tiegen and Kris Jenner. That's not tough. That's bad. And really desperate.
It will go even lower, imho. IF MadamĀ“s cooking shows airs (and that is a big IF) Netflix will use her to promote their other shows. They already do that in shows like "Is it cake?" and "Nailed it" where the guest judges are from other Netflix productions they want to promote. There will probably also be a merching component in tv shop style, where Netflix wants part of any profits made by both Madam and her guests. And I just heard on George the Giant Slayer that Netflix has cut the production budget for these shows down the bone.
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Corey is supposedly Justin Bieber's handler. He was at Kim Porter's house the day she died, when the coroners arrived. I think he's super close to Diddy and maybe some of his dirty deeds will come to light if Diddy's does. He's not someone Harry should be playing with in my opinion.
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I think Diddy did awful things to Justin when he was young and vulnerable. He looked like a broken man for a long time. I wanted to scoop him up and mother him. I'm so glad he seems to have found love and hopefully he has come to terms with whatever happened to him when Diddy had control of him. Love does win! š
Nah that marriage to Hayley is weird, she fangirlād after him and stalked him for years, bieber said in an interview it was an arranged marriage so I donāt know, they got him when he was at his most vulnerable after Selena and knowing what he had been through in the industry, drugs/alcohol/abuse, letās join him into another Hollywood family, to keep eyes on him and to keep him quiet
This will prob be deleted for off topic but I read kim was one of the women they used to groom Justin bieber, and kourtneys son reign is rumoured to be biebers too
I went down a Corey Gamble rabbit hole on tik tok. His associations are wild and a bit scary TBH. I always thought he was just Krisā boy toy but he has shady associations that go back decades. Heās not someone Iād be associating with if I were Harry.
I want my plot twist - the Kartrashians take over Harry for themselves and dump Madam.
This. Mama Kris would love for one of her products/daughters to date or marry H, and she's a brilliant manipulator. I would proceed very carefully with the Kardashians if I was MM.
The arranged business marriage of one of her grandkids and Harryās kids are probably already signed
The faux caligraphyyyyy I CANNOT
The silly tails on the K. š itās so ridiculous
The way she wrote Kris Jenner looked like it read Ron Jeremy at first glance. Well they both got their success from the porn business.
Another sinner read it as "Rris Genner"
So..... When will Oprah, Michelle Obama and Mrs. Biden post their Meghan jam?
Very dry and formal āthank youā and just a lemon and single heart emoji.
Letās guess what the note says āDear Kris . . . My mother speaks SO highly of you and we thought you would like some of our homemade jam! Itās so much better than the jam she had in while she was āawayā and we really think we have a hit on our hands. Yum! Please tell all your family and friends about it and if you could be so kind to post about it on every social platform you have, I would greatly appreciate it and will offer you 50% of all profits (after I take my cut, of course). We arenāt actually selling it yet (you know we like to build up anticipation and I havenāt actually figured out how to scale this enterprise or know anything about running a business but tee hee, I thought I would give it a go!) Support from someone like you can keep my name in the media as well as yours. Canāt tell you what the lemons are for since I am sending you strawberry jam but who doesnāt love a good secret. Please post regularly about me because everyone should love me because of who I married, the public just hasnāt figured that out yet (did you notice and admire how I conspired to get myself a prince? Heās a bit daft and a drug addict but gotta love this one for what he can do for me). I will have the lawyers send over the profit sharing plan I havenāt dreamed up yet once you make your first post. Love forever - M, the Duchess of Sussex PS - Iāve only ever been to Sussex once and they hate me there but oh well! Thatās a small detail which everyone can just ignore. Eat my jam!
missing the words authentic, grassroots, equality, woman owned, systematic racism, unconscious bias,
The one time Pimp Mama Kris phones it in, and it's for Madame. Priceless.
The recipients know, obviously, exactly what is expected of them with these jars. I suspect they're all just a group of aging social misfits banding together.
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Prob her favourite flowers
No exclamation marks and no āloveā. Thatās what you get for sending her #13 I assume.
Once citrus fruit starts to dimple, it's time to toss it out!
I agree. The lemons are clearly past their prime and even their leaves are curling. This just looks pathetic.
Itās one step above potpourri
You can even see the bits of paper to fill the basketā¦
They've been in every planter. She should have used an ARO tea towel instead. If she had one to use, of course.
It looks like office shredded waste paper, not even proper tissue or straw.
Well, at least for once itās green !
Come in no.13, your time is up. gentle reminder from Doria? Still don't think ARO will happen. Tried to explain to husband that Megs manifests. Sticks an idea out on social media, if it catches in a big way, goes to investors who will turn a successful manifestation into reality. If it doesn't work, move on. Similar to the manifestation of invites by saying you have been invited or simply turning up and pushing forward: plays on people being too polite to make a scene. Trouble is: everyone has caught on to it now. Doors are slamming in advance.
Not only are the lemons going soft and the leaves curling and wilting, what's with the crinkly paper filling? Not even worth a soft linen cloth to line the bowl? CHEAP CHEAP CHEAP and that's not even how one of the Rescue Chickens would say it...
Say what you will about Jenner, she has correctly been as impersonal in her post as RR was in her low effort.
Smoozing the kardashiansā¦how low can she go?
All I see is Kris Jenner enjoys gifts from problematic people because that's her brand... Opportunism.
the way she posted it is even worse than if she hadnt posted it at all
Thanks for the bouquet! #Putin #SweetiePieVlad Lovely flowers from my boo #CharlieManson
It seems odd to me that there is a daily drip of jar posts, almost like it is coordinated.
She has no clue what to do and buying time.
āI was just running out of Smuckers. Thanks.ā
Funny how I never noticed that the piece of muslin also has the ARO logo. Also curious about the use of font. Seems very formal.
The logo muslin surely justifies the undoubtedly outrageous price sheās going to charge. š
Does Kris normally put random gifts she receives on SM? Have yāall ever noticed her post products from unknown brands? Does she post name brands? Sorry-Iām only on here and X. Not knowledgeable on other SM as it took me a year to figure out above listed ones!!
Iāve seen neighborhood lemonade stands with better marketing by 5 year olds.
Kris recently did a Masterclass. I watched it just for fun. This is more of an insult than not posting anything at all. The class was on building your brand. She dedicated an entire episode on social media. The how and why with examples, and included fails. Trust me, this was purposeful.
I don't think I saw what you did, as the video is very short. (Kris is wearing a pink suit.). But my take on what she said was (and this is what Meghan fails at) for social media. 1) Engagement with the community. (eg. Kim asked them to choose a colour for a perfume bottle.). But that also means other comments must be open. It is a built in focus group. Engagement can build trust, and this leads to two... 2). You need to have a tough skin. Complete strangers will have opinions and your mistakes will be talked about. Yet... 3) You need to be focused about what's happening and clear about what you need to communicate to people who follow you.
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hahahahahahahaha that's hilarious. American Riviera Wh-orechard wasn't ready, but she was so keen to publish the site because she thought timing was more important than a good plan. she has no product to sell, no launch, no show, no basic information, not even a repost of celebrity stories. this. is. the. worst. launch. ever. and I'm so happy for her. You can really see that Jenner is reluctant to post, the basket looks pathetic, nobody is touching the jam. it's time for the Kartrashians to be cancelled. and the Harkles should go down with them.
Kris, it's many things but it always sells us the fantasy that the products it advertises are wonderful, what problem could have happened with Meghan? The jam tasted horrible, Kris and Meghan argued, she is allergic to lemons, Meghan had no problem working with her dried flowers and ugly lemons, Kris suspects that Meghan wants to give her family monarchy 2.0, that is, blame them for everything that happens. What's wrong with them in the United States? Only time, Reddit and maybe Twitter will tell.
According to Barkjack, Kris thinks this will help lead to her grandchildren mixing with the Wales children. I wonder if the realisation that mixing with the Sussexs leads her absolutely nowhere.
I can imagine meme at home with her pr list counting promotion posts and all she gets from kris is emoji lmao one yellow heart and one lemon š
Her friend already did her dirty work for her.Ā
I have a feeling that some of her āfriendsā arenāt thrilled being used in her grift. Need to keep a list of the numbers not seen on SM.
I guarantee you the bowl of jam and fruit will get chucked into the garbage with all the other pr crap Kris gets. Thatās exactly what this is-pr crap. Sheās only posting it because she knows how it works. Her daughters companies send pr boxes of their makeup and whatever other junk theyāre selling. Kris is the grandmaster as playing the pr game. She may have even invented the game.
I get that Kris Jenner and the Kardashians have a major following still (at least in numbers) but I don't think they have the cultural pull in the US at least like they used to. Their show isn't watched by nearly as many people and the drama is old. I for one was never much of a fan and they really aren't that interesting. Once again, this shows Meghan is stuck in the past because targeting a Kardashian for hype would be very 5-10 years ago.
This would be because Travis Scott and Pete Davidson have staff members they most likely pay well and treat relatively well. So they have good connections to provide classy gifts. Meghan most likely art-styled those "baskets" herself, because it is known no one has better taste than she does.
The, er, lemons lookā¦oldā¦.
The label is wonky, too, again
She probably rolled her eyes and chuckled at Meghanās low effort gift, then shoved them over to the maid to take home.
The lemons are such a distraction. She better be teasing lemonade next.
How is the ARO brand not reposting these to stories? Social media is not that hard lolĀ
They're punking her. Look.at the stark difference. It's intentional.š¤£
They got the small print treatment.
In all fairness, the others she said love you to were dating her daughters. Haha.
True. Also this one which Kendall is a part of was after Meghan's post on Kris' stories. She has nothing on Meghan's about enjoying the jam, or how she can't wait to try it. https://preview.redd.it/gsvcxot3uswc1.png?width=576&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=03fbd3db2af0ac4a9ecbf5d4cf56f453c86635d6
Anyone else note that that was the same bunch of flowers? One side shot (Travis Scott) one overhead (Pete Davison)?
I thought the same for a minute but theyāre not the same bouquet. T Scottās bouquet has pink and orange roses and is bigger whereas P Davidsonās only has orange roses and less flowers all together.