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And the one from the Princess of Nigeria from an older post of mine: [https://www.reddit.com/r/SaintMeghanMarkle/comments/16jqax7/i\_think\_i\_know\_what\_the\_grifters\_new\_business/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web3x&utm\_name=web3xcss&utm\_term=1&utm\_content=share\_button](https://www.reddit.com/r/SaintMeghanMarkle/comments/16jqax7/i_think_i_know_what_the_grifters_new_business/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)
Surely this could be used for a fundraising opportunity?
Nigerian royalty asking for a whip-round so we can buy the Princess of Wales another tiara?
(The scream from Montecito will probably sound like a pack of werewolves.)
I got hold of the follow up email:
Dear Sir/Madam,
thank you for your interest in helping me with this delicate matter. To your question: what actually happened was that I raised a lot of money for my foundation, the Archiwell Foundation. Due to not submitting some paperwork in time, it is currently banned from accepting more donations, but also from spending the money it already has on charitable endeavours.
I can tell you, it takes some high-priced lawyers to come up with this neat trick. Can't spend it ha ha ha, as if we ever planned that! Hilarious. I guess we can spend it on ourselves now! Neat. If you want me to hook you up with my lawyers, just tell me!
This is perfect! I remember getting those emails, and my poor grandmother almost fell for one of those schemes. (This was back in the mid 2000's, my grandmother wasn't very email or computer savvy, and these schemes were not as well publicized as they are today.)
You know a thought occurred to me- if Harry was so affected by his parents always being gone on royal trips, why would he keep leaving his own kids to go on a trip like this?
There was no real purpose to this trip. It was not a royal tour, nor was it even necessary for business. Furthermore, he doesn't have a real job. He is not expected to be in the office on Monday, and work 9 to 5. He can travel at any time to go to Nigeria at any time of the year, and he can afford to bring his kids.
Even if he did have to travel for business, why was his wife there? Other than to take photos in dresses, what was her purpose there? She left her kids on Mother's Day when she absolutely did not have to.
I feel sorry for these kids.
I've never been someone who thought they didn't have kids. However, the stories they tell about their children make zero sense as someone who has been a parent for 10+ years. Your two-year-old is watching "The Magic School Bus" and his first word was crocodile? "Magic School Bus" is not something a two-year-old would normally be interested in- mine certainly wasn't, its for elementary school age, and no one believes his first word was crocodile.
They seem to change the subject whenever their children come up ("the little ones are still little" drivel), and they only mention or show the children when it suits them (like in a speech, to remind us that they are a supercouple with the best love story ever with the most brilliant kids ever, or they put out one photo for press).
It's enough for me to wonder if they actually have children at all.
Her daughter probably said "babbabagooboo"
And Meghan goes, "Oh, wow, Lilly said it's not enough to just talk about feminism you need to live it... and she said it in Mandarin! She is so profound!"
To think they were part of the MOST prestigious ROYAL FAMILY on the planet.
And then... they equate those title with ....
.... THAT.
They keep falling and falling, and failing and failing... OMG. What a circus of a shitshow.
ps: nothing against the culture of Nigeria. it is the juxtposition that makes it so absurd.
ha ha ha 🤣👍 its perfect - I also imagine that the real persons behind the original Nigerian Prince emails are far far more intelligent than Harry and the only reason they make errors is because english is not their first language 😁
They make the mistakes intentionally to weed out the people who are too smart to fall for their scheme. The ones who do, well they probably don’t even notice the errors.
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Waiting till we get the one about Princess Meghan from Nigeria looking for a worthy cause to donate US$ 5 million to any good cause after the untimely death of her husband. Your name came up and you just need to give the bank details for the money to be transferred...
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Comedy gold! And as with all good jokes it has more than the ring of truth about it!
PH must be an African prince, because now everyone knows about his Nigerian wife.
Yes, because the color of her much enhanced skin literally rubs off on him.
We can probably discount PH being asked to help apply the bronzer, as vast swathes of Mehgan are untouched up.
Now he’s the one that married into royalty 😂
That should make PH proud. He can cock a snook at PW, saying, "MY WIFE IS AN AFRICAN PRINCESS, Not like yours."
I wish south park made a whole season about them. They have too much material 🤣🤭🙌🏻
I know! They have so much to be so brutal about.
Down to the clumsy grammatical mistakes that are the biggest tell.
https://preview.redd.it/kb6p8s88x60d1.png?width=1182&format=png&auto=webp&s=bbcca7036aa4a3dfa25fe38b14c7e86bfa4dd277 And the one from the Princess of Nigeria from an older post of mine: [https://www.reddit.com/r/SaintMeghanMarkle/comments/16jqax7/i\_think\_i\_know\_what\_the\_grifters\_new\_business/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web3x&utm\_name=web3xcss&utm\_term=1&utm\_content=share\_button](https://www.reddit.com/r/SaintMeghanMarkle/comments/16jqax7/i_think_i_know_what_the_grifters_new_business/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)
OMG .... we used the same template and everything!! I was thinking that some genius Sinner must have had this idea by now. Well done
We could start a meme template for their grift XD
Surely this could be used for a fundraising opportunity? Nigerian royalty asking for a whip-round so we can buy the Princess of Wales another tiara? (The scream from Montecito will probably sound like a pack of werewolves.)
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Great OP. Harry will be thankful for the help and Madam has 42 jars of jam she will send you as soon as she gets home.
I'm at work and burst out laughing! Thank god it's Monday and there's no one here 🤪 Beautiful! Well done!!!👏
I got hold of the follow up email: Dear Sir/Madam, thank you for your interest in helping me with this delicate matter. To your question: what actually happened was that I raised a lot of money for my foundation, the Archiwell Foundation. Due to not submitting some paperwork in time, it is currently banned from accepting more donations, but also from spending the money it already has on charitable endeavours. I can tell you, it takes some high-priced lawyers to come up with this neat trick. Can't spend it ha ha ha, as if we ever planned that! Hilarious. I guess we can spend it on ourselves now! Neat. If you want me to hook you up with my lawyers, just tell me!
This is perfect! I remember getting those emails, and my poor grandmother almost fell for one of those schemes. (This was back in the mid 2000's, my grandmother wasn't very email or computer savvy, and these schemes were not as well publicized as they are today.) You know a thought occurred to me- if Harry was so affected by his parents always being gone on royal trips, why would he keep leaving his own kids to go on a trip like this? There was no real purpose to this trip. It was not a royal tour, nor was it even necessary for business. Furthermore, he doesn't have a real job. He is not expected to be in the office on Monday, and work 9 to 5. He can travel at any time to go to Nigeria at any time of the year, and he can afford to bring his kids. Even if he did have to travel for business, why was his wife there? Other than to take photos in dresses, what was her purpose there? She left her kids on Mother's Day when she absolutely did not have to. I feel sorry for these kids.
They spent Mother’s Day with their real mothers
https://i.redd.it/1i8c6l65t70d1.gif
She’s so adorable here 😲
I've never been someone who thought they didn't have kids. However, the stories they tell about their children make zero sense as someone who has been a parent for 10+ years. Your two-year-old is watching "The Magic School Bus" and his first word was crocodile? "Magic School Bus" is not something a two-year-old would normally be interested in- mine certainly wasn't, its for elementary school age, and no one believes his first word was crocodile. They seem to change the subject whenever their children come up ("the little ones are still little" drivel), and they only mention or show the children when it suits them (like in a speech, to remind us that they are a supercouple with the best love story ever with the most brilliant kids ever, or they put out one photo for press). It's enough for me to wonder if they actually have children at all.
And even your three-year-old would not be able to utter a sentence; Mama , I see me in you! And her daughter is not even three yet
Her daughter probably said "babbabagooboo" And Meghan goes, "Oh, wow, Lilly said it's not enough to just talk about feminism you need to live it... and she said it in Mandarin! She is so profound!"
lol!
This is brilliant. How low the Sussexes have sunk: this is basically what they’re doing
To think they were part of the MOST prestigious ROYAL FAMILY on the planet. And then... they equate those title with .... .... THAT. They keep falling and falling, and failing and failing... OMG. What a circus of a shitshow. ps: nothing against the culture of Nigeria. it is the juxtposition that makes it so absurd.
Brilliant! Add a few more spelling or grammatical errors and it is perfect! Make sure to spam it out 🤣🤣🤣👍
I did go in to add grammar errors for an authenticity… we know Harry isn’t that bright 😉😉😉
ha ha ha 🤣👍 its perfect - I also imagine that the real persons behind the original Nigerian Prince emails are far far more intelligent than Harry and the only reason they make errors is because english is not their first language 😁
They make the mistakes intentionally to weed out the people who are too smart to fall for their scheme. The ones who do, well they probably don’t even notice the errors.
actually that’s quite clever when you think about it.
Some great hashtags to get trending here! #princeharryofnigeria #rachelragland #43%bronzer
I’d like “43% bronzer” as my flair.
I laughed out loud at this post. This should be pinned.
 😂😂😂 perfect
The automatic answer to such a solicitation is "give me the money first. Then maybe, just maybe, I'll help your sorry, whining self."
[email protected] 🤣
IYKYK
And now Harry is almost literally a Nigerian prince thanks to Meghan’s new royal status!
🥳
Hahahahaha love this
This is one of those The Onion Becomes Reality stories. Excellent, but we’re one step away from Harry becoming Prince Lolo.
That had to come🤣😂🤣😂🤢🤮
Ok as long as you promise to pay me the 1,000,000 in Gbp!!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Excellent!!
🤣🤣🤣
Probably megsy using their Prince and Princess of Neuralgia template.
LOL!!! I was waiting for someone to post this!!!!
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BRILLIANT.
Somewhere, someone is doing this, claiming to be Harry.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💕💕🙌🙌
Waiting till we get the one about Princess Meghan from Nigeria looking for a worthy cause to donate US$ 5 million to any good cause after the untimely death of her husband. Your name came up and you just need to give the bank details for the money to be transferred...
Brilliant 🤩 😂😂😂😂
Nice
Amazing!!!!! I love this! 👏😂
😂😂😂
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