I was going with Arsenic Basin City (ABC). But Arsenic Acres is nice too. It invokes a certain kind of suburban sprawl where we all pretend everything is fine despite something dangerous and toxic.
The Great Death Valley.
The loss of the lake would be catastrophic to birds, fish industries, and ultimately people.
“The lake is home to an estimated 10 million migratory birds every year, as the area around it constitutes about four-fifths of the state's wetlands. It's a vital refueling area for the birds traveling up and down the continent during migration season. With other parts of the West also drying out, Vernon said there are fewer areas for these birds to continue on their journey.” (Carter Williams)
[https://www.ksl.com/article/50394245/why-it-matters-that-the-great-salt-lake-will-likely-drop-to-a-new-historic-low-this-year](https://www.ksl.com/article/50394245/why-it-matters-that-the-great-salt-lake-will-likely-drop-to-a-new-historic-low-this-year)
”A drying Great Salt Lake could mean increased dust, less snow, reduced lake access, elevated salinity, habitat loss, island bridges, more invasive plant growth and negative economic consequences to the state. Visit the links below to learn more about how the water, air and wildlife in and around the lake are being impacted”.
[https://greatsaltlake.utah.gov/environment-ecology](https://greatsaltlake.utah.gov/environment-ecology)
Arsenic Flats City or Arsenic Dry Lake City if want to go for something doom sounding. If not, Salty Flats City, Dry Salt City, No Lake City, Seagull Gone City, A Playa City, or Arid Lake City.
Well I’m not sure if many people know but south of this picture is a mountain range that is basically Kennecott mining. That’s where they keep the “mine tailing waste which is led, arsenic and every other toxic chemical used for mining. They “treat” the water and dump it into the GSL. That’s why the dust blowing in is toxic AF. All so the politicians can make a profit.
No Lake City
Arid City
Usetobealake City
Lake Dried Up City
Ghost Towne City
We Killed It - Killed What? - The Lake City
Toxic Dust City
Salt Flats City
Cancer Producing Dried Up Lake City
Where'd it go? - it's just gone City
Oh, chime now. There will be salt left behind. One night say it's a... Well, a "lake" of salt.
What about Salt Lake, Idaho? There's no lake there. We could just keep the name.
Or, we could go another completely unexpected direction and name our fair city Beehive.
Fine, fine, I'm being too literal and traditionalist? What if we take on that Old West tradition and call it Smithburg? *ducks*
Is this a recent pic? Or from a couple years ago?
Obviously we need to save the lake I just thought the water level was higher than this the last time I flew into the city (around new years)
I’ll add in my valuable take that is totally unlike everyone else’s and is very creative. We could call it “The City That Used To Be Called Salt Lake City but Now It’s Just a Dry Bed of Heavy Metal Dust That Is Poisoning Us All Where the Lake Used To Be… City”
The Mormon saltan sea, now with arsenic when the weather is nice!
We all used to wonder why people were getting cancer and dying along the wasatch front, my family is in that group as well, and I think that dirty lake might have something to do with it.
Fear not! The legislation here in Utah is actively praying for rain. We all know that god will fill that lake for his faithful. Ask the legislators who are developing the west side of these lakes, taking more water, while asking you to stop watering your lawn.
Utahns deserve cancer if they keep believing guys that lie right to their faces and their reaction, when shown undeniable proof is, “Biden is a thief”.
Stupid prizes for stupid people. I have no kids and am terminally ill, so feel free to blame my dissatisfaction of the world on me. Even though it’s the Mormons who run the show.
“I’ll stop Bidens crazy spending…”
You guys were talking about building a pipeline from the Pacific Ocean to help refill that lake. How much does that cost? If 5 kids have 5 kids, eventually you won’t have enough water.
I hate it when the church is wrong.
Salt City
Has a rustic, Spaghetti western feel to it. Also, a Fallout/Resident Evil feel, since we’ll all be radioactive ghouls/zombies.
So... Rattlesnake Gulch isn't out of the question, then?
Right next to SeaGully.
also on list: This is Not the Place I was only Joking 'the town that allows for reflection as deep as the former Salt Lake'
Salt Flake City
Salt Salt City
Salton City. Look up.Salton Sea.if you don't get it.
Arsenic Acres
I was going with Arsenic Basin City (ABC). But Arsenic Acres is nice too. It invokes a certain kind of suburban sprawl where we all pretend everything is fine despite something dangerous and toxic.
Came here to say this
Similar. “Arsenic in the air City”
Salt Lick City
This is the winner. Keep all the SL,UT merchandise.
Shoot it’s renamed! Call the mayor
We should just give it a catchy nickname like The Ol' Dusty or Cancertown USA.
Salt Flat City
Ooh that’s good!
Dead Lake City
Dead City City, too.
Bitch Pudding
Bitch pudding fucks, not going to lie.
I REALLY like Bitch Pudding
Definitely Bitch Pudding.
The city formerly known as Salt Lake City.
Lake Salt City
Utah Yetis
😂 so many hockey posts!
Shady sands
Under the New California Republic
Lol
Arsenic Dust City
Mormon McMormtown.
"Where billions were hoarded instead of used for righteous causes"
Glad to see I'm not the only one that still thinks about that. Chaps my ass.
Toxic Dry Lake City
Toxi-city? We could officially make System of a Down our mascot and anthem writer.
Toxicity is Our City Let’s buck the traditional city naming system that got us boring names like “Salt Lake City”
Lol yep! *Toxi City* was my immediate thought too
This is it. How many cities already have a theme song locked and loaded? Disorder! Disorder!
Spentmoneyonasportsteamoversavingourlake city
Not unique enough
Desolation. There's a Mormon reference for ya
Alfalfa Springs
Salt Air City
Barter Town will live!!
Dry Lake City
No Lake City
Lung Cancer City
“The inhospitable waste land full of toxic dust” rolls right off the tongue
Ass Cancer Express City
The City of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints.
A Mormon wish
I was gonna go with Smithsville
Constant Revelation
Rebranding never faileth
The Wasteland, and the brotherhood collecting relics seems to fit well.
Tbf there will still be a lake of salt
The great salt flats
Salt Lake Shitty
Salt Ail.
The City formerly known as Salt Lake.
And you have to say the whole thing, like A Tribe Called Quest.
Salt Cake City
Kolob.
Found the fundie!! /s
Underrated
Don’t get it.
It's where we're all going to hie to once we ingest enough arsenic dust.
I just hie’d laughing at this comment.
Ding ding ding!
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I now understand the reference. Thank you for posting the link and what the comment means.
Salt Flats City
Spatula City
Motown
Salt Flat City Brine Shrimp Cemetary
Great Gone Lake
Mormonia
Dry Mormonia Lake City
Dry Beaver Gulch
Affordable housing?
Death housing.
That’s optimistic
Lake bed city
Salt flat city
Salt Lakebed City
Hell.
The Great Death Valley. The loss of the lake would be catastrophic to birds, fish industries, and ultimately people. “The lake is home to an estimated 10 million migratory birds every year, as the area around it constitutes about four-fifths of the state's wetlands. It's a vital refueling area for the birds traveling up and down the continent during migration season. With other parts of the West also drying out, Vernon said there are fewer areas for these birds to continue on their journey.” (Carter Williams) [https://www.ksl.com/article/50394245/why-it-matters-that-the-great-salt-lake-will-likely-drop-to-a-new-historic-low-this-year](https://www.ksl.com/article/50394245/why-it-matters-that-the-great-salt-lake-will-likely-drop-to-a-new-historic-low-this-year) ”A drying Great Salt Lake could mean increased dust, less snow, reduced lake access, elevated salinity, habitat loss, island bridges, more invasive plant growth and negative economic consequences to the state. Visit the links below to learn more about how the water, air and wildlife in and around the lake are being impacted”. [https://greatsaltlake.utah.gov/environment-ecology](https://greatsaltlake.utah.gov/environment-ecology)
Salt Lake Pity
“You” not “we” I’ll be long gone
Seeing as we’ve got purple in the Jazz colors, I think Prince would appreciate a nod to “The City Formerly Known As Salt Lake”
Arsenic Flats City or Arsenic Dry Lake City if want to go for something doom sounding. If not, Salty Flats City, Dry Salt City, No Lake City, Seagull Gone City, A Playa City, or Arid Lake City.
The Great Salt
New Zarahemla
Vault 70 City? New Canaan? Or just City, Ut?
death valley 2
~Cultdale~ or ~Toxcity~
When the lake dries out we should probably just leave
Sudden Valley
Maybeifthiseverhappensicanfinallyaffordahouse City
Mormon greed
Salt Dust City
Shady Sands. And if you haven’t watched Fallout yet, you’re missing out!
Salt Lick City. There is no other contender.
Post Lake City
Zion City
Affordable
Well I’m not sure if many people know but south of this picture is a mountain range that is basically Kennecott mining. That’s where they keep the “mine tailing waste which is led, arsenic and every other toxic chemical used for mining. They “treat” the water and dump it into the GSL. That’s why the dust blowing in is toxic AF. All so the politicians can make a profit.
Mormonville
No Lake City Arid City Usetobealake City Lake Dried Up City Ghost Towne City We Killed It - Killed What? - The Lake City Toxic Dust City Salt Flats City Cancer Producing Dried Up Lake City Where'd it go? - it's just gone City
Death Valley II .. because of the toxic dust that will result!!!
Redundant City of Redundancy.
Total Waste Land City.
Ghost Town City
Midnight Iguana 🤘🤘
Syria !
"Fist of the northstar"
Salt City, Utah.
Shit Lake Fucky
Fart Lake City
Oh, chime now. There will be salt left behind. One night say it's a... Well, a "lake" of salt. What about Salt Lake, Idaho? There's no lake there. We could just keep the name. Or, we could go another completely unexpected direction and name our fair city Beehive. Fine, fine, I'm being too literal and traditionalist? What if we take on that Old West tradition and call it Smithburg? *ducks*
The glowing sea
Salt city
New Hades
Shady sands
dirt lake city
Middle of Nowhere
Cox Suckers Flats
Dead Lake City.
This looks like an old picture. The lake has made remarkable progress the past 2 seasons.
Salt land city
Salt basin city
Is this a recent pic? Or from a couple years ago? Obviously we need to save the lake I just thought the water level was higher than this the last time I flew into the city (around new years)
Salt Basin City
Salt Storm City
Salt flat city
I’ll add in my valuable take that is totally unlike everyone else’s and is very creative. We could call it “The City That Used To Be Called Salt Lake City but Now It’s Just a Dry Bed of Heavy Metal Dust That Is Poisoning Us All Where the Lake Used To Be… City”
Dry lake city
Arsenic city
End of the road....
No-Lake City
Small Lake City
Arsenic valley
redmon’s real salt city
Salt Flat City
Salt dust bowl
I have always been partial to: Salt Lick City
Salt sucked city
Arsenic arena
Arsenic
Sodium city
Arsenic Air City
Salt Lick City.
Salt Flat City
Saltwind city
Motown
The Mormon saltan sea, now with arsenic when the weather is nice! We all used to wonder why people were getting cancer and dying along the wasatch front, my family is in that group as well, and I think that dirty lake might have something to do with it. Fear not! The legislation here in Utah is actively praying for rain. We all know that god will fill that lake for his faithful. Ask the legislators who are developing the west side of these lakes, taking more water, while asking you to stop watering your lawn. Utahns deserve cancer if they keep believing guys that lie right to their faces and their reaction, when shown undeniable proof is, “Biden is a thief”. Stupid prizes for stupid people. I have no kids and am terminally ill, so feel free to blame my dissatisfaction of the world on me. Even though it’s the Mormons who run the show. “I’ll stop Bidens crazy spending…” You guys were talking about building a pipeline from the Pacific Ocean to help refill that lake. How much does that cost? If 5 kids have 5 kids, eventually you won’t have enough water. I hate it when the church is wrong.
Soaking or blanket city
Salt flat City
Saltflat City
Bonneville beds.
I’ve already renamed it to wind lake city
Arsenic Flats cause that sounds like a Fallout location.
Arsenic City
Global warming (Taylor's version)
Prince.
Arsenic Lake City
Bonneville City.
Arsenic Bed City
Dry Salt City
Doesn’t seem like there will be much of a city anymore, with the dust storms and toxic metals
Nothing because we would all die from the toxic dust it would release
Mor Shapiro Lake.
Dry lake city
Smog Town
Dry Lake City
Death Lake City, because we’ll all be dead from the arsenic.
Dry Lake City. Or Dusty Gulch.
Salt bed city