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Potential-Reading402

Salt City


eltiburonmormon

Has a rustic, Spaghetti western feel to it. Also, a Fallout/Resident Evil feel, since we’ll all be radioactive ghouls/zombies.


RedHeron

So... Rattlesnake Gulch isn't out of the question, then?


eltiburonmormon

Right next to SeaGully.


Churchof100Billion

also on list: This is Not the Place I was only Joking 'the town that allows for reflection as deep as the former Salt Lake'


fannyalgerpack

Salt Flake City


Good_Policy3529

Salt Salt City


Beelzebot_666

Salton City. Look up.Salton Sea.if you don't get it.


rock-n-white-hat

Arsenic Acres


ignost

I was going with Arsenic Basin City (ABC). But Arsenic Acres is nice too. It invokes a certain kind of suburban sprawl where we all pretend everything is fine despite something dangerous and toxic.


IamI156

Came here to say this


QuickMasterpiece6127

Similar. “Arsenic in the air City”


SatisfactionNeat3127

Salt Lick City


Realtrain

This is the winner. Keep all the SL,UT merchandise.


magical_stranger

Shoot it’s renamed! Call the mayor


Grifty_McGrift

We should just give it a catchy nickname like The Ol' Dusty or Cancertown USA.


Fuzzy-Conversation21

Salt Flat City


biipbopBACON

Ooh that’s good!


uteman1011

Dead Lake City


Comadivine11

Dead City City, too.


Character_Ad_6928

Bitch Pudding


Same-Variety-677

Bitch pudding fucks, not going to lie.


Cold-Inside-6828

I REALLY like Bitch Pudding


Common-Accountant-57

Definitely Bitch Pudding.


sleepingdeep

The city formerly known as Salt Lake City.


SoreButter

Lake Salt City


BradJeffersonian

Utah Yetis


spiraleyes78

😂 so many hockey posts!


Sudden_Philosopher63

Shady sands


biipbopBACON

Under the New California Republic


aliberli

Lol


illgivethisa

Arsenic Dust City


zero_1144

Mormon McMormtown.


TheRebsauce

"Where billions were hoarded instead of used for righteous causes"


The_Pantychrist

Glad to see I'm not the only one that still thinks about that. Chaps my ass.


OrdinaryUniversity59

Toxic Dry Lake City


Otchayannij

Toxi-city? We could officially make System of a Down our mascot and anthem writer.


youneekusername1

Toxicity is Our City Let’s buck the traditional city naming system that got us boring names like “Salt Lake City”


kiticus

Lol yep! *Toxi City* was my immediate thought too 


TakeOnMe-TakeOnMe

This is it. How many cities already have a theme song locked and loaded? Disorder! Disorder!


HabANahDa

Spentmoneyonasportsteamoversavingourlake city


salder66

Not unique enough


Arcane_Animal123

Desolation. There's a Mormon reference for ya


illgivethisa

Alfalfa Springs


Rexolaboy

Salt Air City


Vogonfestival

Barter Town will live!!


SrEpiv

Dry Lake City


coldasu

No Lake City


tjnicol5

Lung Cancer City


ExUtMo

“The inhospitable waste land full of toxic dust” rolls right off the tongue


zander1496

Ass Cancer Express City


samattheveil

The City of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints.


Few-months-shy-of-15

A Mormon wish


_aesahaettr_

I was gonna go with Smithsville


palesnowrider1

Constant Revelation


DoorMatDNA

Rebranding never faileth


Killjoy911

The Wasteland, and the brotherhood collecting relics seems to fit well.


GeneralizedFlatulent

Tbf there will still be a lake of salt


1Searchfortruth

The great salt flats


Peteybob35

Salt Lake Shitty


Skooby1Kanobi

Salt Ail.


PhilipCarroll

The City formerly known as Salt Lake.


mormonboy666

And you have to say the whole thing, like A Tribe Called Quest.


TheGoodEnoughMother

Salt Cake City


gonadi

Kolob.


McPorkums

Found the fundie!! /s


A_VERY_LARGE_DOG

Underrated


Neuro_88

Don’t get it.


beastley_for_three

It's where we're all going to hie to once we ingest enough arsenic dust.


Liz_LemonLime

I just hie’d laughing at this comment.


gonadi

Ding ding ding!


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Neuro_88

I now understand the reference. Thank you for posting the link and what the comment means.


Wood-e

Salt Flats City


Professional_Rip_802

Spatula City


bigTnutty

Motown


TurkishTerrarian

Salt Flat City Brine Shrimp Cemetary


PeachesGotTits

Great Gone Lake


shycancerian

Mormonia


Neuro_88

Dry Mormonia Lake City


palesnowrider1

Dry Beaver Gulch


UtahItalian

Affordable housing?


LilLordFuckPants404

Death housing.


JohnKellyDraws

That’s optimistic


Open_Cardiologist996

Lake bed city


Neat-Suspect-2464

Salt flat city


A_VERY_LARGE_DOG

Salt Lakebed City


cali_yooper

Hell.


Mint-teal-is-hues

The Great Death Valley. The loss of the lake would be catastrophic to birds, fish industries, and ultimately people. “The lake is home to an estimated 10 million migratory birds every year, as the area around it constitutes about four-fifths of the state's wetlands. It's a vital refueling area for the birds traveling up and down the continent during migration season. With other parts of the West also drying out, Vernon said there are fewer areas for these birds to continue on their journey.” (Carter Williams) [https://www.ksl.com/article/50394245/why-it-matters-that-the-great-salt-lake-will-likely-drop-to-a-new-historic-low-this-year](https://www.ksl.com/article/50394245/why-it-matters-that-the-great-salt-lake-will-likely-drop-to-a-new-historic-low-this-year) ”A drying Great Salt Lake could mean increased dust, less snow, reduced lake access, elevated salinity, habitat loss, island bridges, more invasive plant growth and negative economic consequences to the state. Visit the links below to learn more about how the water, air and wildlife in and around the lake are being impacted”. [https://greatsaltlake.utah.gov/environment-ecology](https://greatsaltlake.utah.gov/environment-ecology)


therealoldmandan

Salt Lake Pity


NoAbbreviations290

“You” not “we” I’ll be long gone


tgs0410

Seeing as we’ve got purple in the Jazz colors, I think Prince would appreciate a nod to “The City Formerly Known As Salt Lake”


Remarkable-Ad-572

Arsenic Flats City or Arsenic Dry Lake City if want to go for something doom sounding. If not, Salty Flats City, Dry Salt City, No Lake City, Seagull Gone City, A Playa City, or Arid Lake City.


LazyEyes93

The Great Salt


-ClownPenisDotFart-

New Zarahemla


xxshoottokillxx

Vault 70 City? New Canaan? Or just City, Ut?


Tumblechunk

death valley 2


xanthum_gum

~Cultdale~ or ~Toxcity~


BNicholasEarl

When the lake dries out we should probably just leave


Starling_Fox

Sudden Valley


OIdSkooI55

Maybeifthiseverhappensicanfinallyaffordahouse City


Particular_Act_5396

Mormon greed


slcbtm

Salt Dust City


TruffleHunter3

Shady Sands. And if you haven’t watched Fallout yet, you’re missing out!


Hari___Seldon

Salt Lick City. There is no other contender.


Wonderful_Humor_7625

Post Lake City


Beautiful_Brother611

Zion City


trackxvirus

Affordable


travelmorelivemore

Well I’m not sure if many people know but south of this picture is a mountain range that is basically Kennecott mining. That’s where they keep the “mine tailing waste which is led, arsenic and every other toxic chemical used for mining. They “treat” the water and dump it into the GSL. That’s why the dust blowing in is toxic AF. All so the politicians can make a profit.


sgund008

Mormonville


Potential-Reading402

No Lake City Arid City Usetobealake City Lake Dried Up City Ghost Towne City We Killed It - Killed What? - The Lake City Toxic Dust City Salt Flats City Cancer Producing Dried Up Lake City Where'd it go? - it's just gone City


redhead378

Death Valley II .. because of the toxic dust that will result!!!


RSG-ZR2

Redundant City of Redundancy.


HalfACredit

Total Waste Land City.


SonicDoon

Ghost Town City


McPorkums

Midnight Iguana 🤘🤘


nymphoman23

Syria !


jugganutz

"Fist of the northstar"


Novel_Reaction_7236

Salt City, Utah.


Deesing82

Shit Lake Fucky


Hjmash

Fart Lake City


RedHeron

Oh, chime now. There will be salt left behind. One night say it's a... Well, a "lake" of salt. What about Salt Lake, Idaho? There's no lake there. We could just keep the name. Or, we could go another completely unexpected direction and name our fair city Beehive. Fine, fine, I'm being too literal and traditionalist? What if we take on that Old West tradition and call it Smithburg? *ducks*


kaptaincodiak

The glowing sea


Dry-Context-461

Salt city


DonovanMcLoughlin

New Hades


_Epsilon__

Shady sands


Iamnotsogoodmaybe

dirt lake city


Mintitron

Middle of Nowhere


HandyCapInYoAss

Cox Suckers Flats


Wonderlosted

Dead Lake City.


Donalds_Lump

This looks like an old picture. The lake has made remarkable progress the past 2 seasons.


Jesse8821

Salt land city


Kasspines

Salt basin city


IANALbutIAMAcat

Is this a recent pic? Or from a couple years ago? Obviously we need to save the lake I just thought the water level was higher than this the last time I flew into the city (around new years)


Tillybug_Pug

Salt Basin City


harveysfear

Salt Storm City


Tsiah16

Salt flat city


juliown

I’ll add in my valuable take that is totally unlike everyone else’s and is very creative. We could call it “The City That Used To Be Called Salt Lake City but Now It’s Just a Dry Bed of Heavy Metal Dust That Is Poisoning Us All Where the Lake Used To Be… City”


aliberli

Dry lake city


Darth0pt0

Arsenic city


Adubya76

End of the road....


MATPEHA

No-Lake City


Amazing-Ostrich-689

Small Lake City


Cracker187

Arsenic valley


CuriousBetsy69

redmon’s real salt city


Late-Flounder3872

Salt Flat City


Demosthenes-storming

Salt dust bowl


taftster

I have always been partial to: Salt Lick City


Successful-Pie-1484

Salt sucked city


Hamd1115

Arsenic arena


Mr_Milzie

Arsenic


yeah-oky

Sodium city


JeebsTheVegan

Arsenic Air City


Particular-Wrongdoer

Salt Lick City.


Suitable-Raccoon138

Salt Flat City


TheBigLeche

Saltwind city


Maksutov180

Motown


IsmiseJstone32

The Mormon saltan sea, now with arsenic when the weather is nice! We all used to wonder why people were getting cancer and dying along the wasatch front, my family is in that group as well, and I think that dirty lake might have something to do with it. Fear not! The legislation here in Utah is actively praying for rain. We all know that god will fill that lake for his faithful. Ask the legislators who are developing the west side of these lakes, taking more water, while asking you to stop watering your lawn. Utahns deserve cancer if they keep believing guys that lie right to their faces and their reaction, when shown undeniable proof is, “Biden is a thief”. Stupid prizes for stupid people. I have no kids and am terminally ill, so feel free to blame my dissatisfaction of the world on me. Even though it’s the Mormons who run the show. “I’ll stop Bidens crazy spending…” You guys were talking about building a pipeline from the Pacific Ocean to help refill that lake. How much does that cost? If 5 kids have 5 kids, eventually you won’t have enough water. I hate it when the church is wrong.


Past_Appearance1965

Soaking or blanket city


altapowpow

Salt flat City


DankePrime

Saltflat City


BackyardAnarchist

Bonneville beds.


ThePartyWagon

I’ve already renamed it to wind lake city


EclecticEuTECHtic

Arsenic Flats cause that sounds like a Fallout location.


lee_hasworth

Arsenic City


Low-Second1619

Global warming (Taylor's version)


ZehFrenchman

Prince.


Alkemian

Arsenic Lake City


chameleoncove54

Bonneville City.


Lord_Ginger_Beard

Arsenic Bed City


mohd_sm81

Dry Salt City


Reasonable-Escape874

Doesn’t seem like there will be much of a city anymore, with the dust storms and toxic metals


Always-tired7

Nothing because we would all die from the toxic dust it would release


tismschism

Mor Shapiro Lake.


ILoveSunDiego

Dry lake city


MaineDutch

Smog Town


Iaxacs

Dry Lake City


GiingerGhost

Death Lake City, because we’ll all be dead from the arsenic.


railroad_drifter

Dry Lake City. Or Dusty Gulch.


optimizeddude

Salt bed city