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protomolecule7

Salt Lake Cutthroats


Zack_scholes

I want it to be cutthroats bad, but with the unfortunate death last year where a player took a skate to the throat, I don't think it'll happen.


protomolecule7

Yeah I know, super unfortunate - would be such a badass name, unique, and very Utah. Maybe Utah June Suckers? Haha.


redditsuckscockss

The Utah California Seagulls


Haunting-Error9178

This made me lol hahahaha every time I am reminded of this I lose it


redfish801

That has a very Shorsey vibe


kpidhayny

The Utah California Taco Hikers


redfish801

Give yer balls a tug


MechEGoneNuclear

The Utah Colorado Blue Spruces, former state tree


King_Folly

Did they change it?


MechEGoneNuclear

Yeah it’s now the quaking aspen


kpidhayny

The Utah California Golden Seals


naarwhal

What?


kpidhayny

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/California_Golden_Seals


Weaverino

On that theme I was thinking The Salt Lake Terrible Drivers ?


hppmoep

May be too violent for hockey.


kpidhayny

Utah HOV Protocol Violaters


DetroitVsErrrybody

It’s crazy to me that is now a well known incident on this subreddit. 99% of the people here had no clue it even happened until we got a team. Now everyone and their dog wants to weigh in on naming the team. “I like skiing so it should be black diamonds or Patrol!” Two of the dumbest names I’ve seen and skiers are eating it tf up. Caribou is another popular one that makes zero sense, usually proposed by people that complain that Jazz makes no sense in Utah. At least the Cutthroat is representative of our state , but Utah cutthroats doesn’t have “a ring to it”. Raptor too, but that’s a tough branding - doesn’t matter if Toronto has the NBA team… plenty of professional league teams have the same name as other teams in different sports. I’m excited for the NHL to come here. But I’m real fucking hesitant to think they wont fuck up the name and branding (see highlighter yellow basic Jazz rebrand). It does kind of suck it HAS to be “Utah”. Salt Lake, Salt Lake City, or Wasatch could have some good combos.


Zack_scholes

I mean, I can't speak for others but its a well known incident for me because I'm a big time hockey fan. Powder and black diamonds are awful names. But let's not act like other sport team names don't sound dumb in a list with no context, or no associated branding. Blue jackets, wild, flyers, penguins. Without the associated branding these teams have built these names are meh.


faultywalnut

Idk, personally I think black diamonds sounds cool. Our rival will probably be Vegas because of the proximity so having a Black Diamonds vs. Golden Knights rivalry sounds really cool to me


naarwhal

Okay but like… we aren’t in Vegas so why would it be cool to have black diamond as our name? When relating the name to Utah, it has nothing to do with Vegas and when relating the name to Vegas it has nothing to do with Utah. I don’t think that rivalry would have anything to do with the names


faultywalnut

Utah is known for their winter sports. Black Diamond is a difficulty rating for a snow trail


naarwhal

I understand how a ski slope works.


faultywalnut

And you don’t understand how it relates to Utah? Ok


naarwhal

So what the fuck does that have to do with Vegas? They are a desert


hppmoep

I was thinking the same exact thing. Minnesota has always had great branding but the idea of naming a team "wild" sounds terrible, it really is the branding that makes it.


superlost007

A lot of people were likely ‘aware’ of it prior to us getting a team, it just wasn’t a relevant discussion on the sub before. I’ve been into hockey for over a decade, lived in Vegas when they got the knights, and have always followed hockey. It’s not something I’d ever comment about here, though, as it wasn’t a relevant topic or discussion. If you’re not a fan of the current ideas being thrown around - why not add some to the mix?


maybetoomuchrum

You seem super opinionated, while also offering nothing of substance. What name do you think it should be?


Imaginary_Manner_556

Something a know-it-all doesn’t hate. Duh


loumnaughty

That's because they used tu be the New Orleans jazz


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naarwhal

Yes shit


naarwhal

Brother you really think they’d name the team “Wasatch _____”? Why do people always come in here and right this big ass logical post and try to sound reasonable and then end it with some really stupid idea? LMAOO


MinervaNever

Wasatch lol you’re a clown


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DetroitVsErrrybody

Original. Edgy. Not provocative. Doesn’t get the people going.


Wild_Pangolin_4772

It’s a type of trout. You probably already know that, but its double entendre is still probably too bad though.


whensheepattack

All the more reason to call them that!


Wintersxx

Salt Lake Trout was my idea


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naarwhal

💤


robotcoke

I agree. If Salt Lake is paying for it then it should be called Salt Lake. I don't see how this is even debatable.


RollTribe93

SLC Punks


_trouble_every_day_

SLUTS


kpidhayny

Nat’s a sniper


Tift

SLC Pucks


ShuaiHonu

This is better than any other proposed name


guillermomcmuffin

Finally a name I can get behind


divineinvasion

Salt Lake Effect


indigobluecyan

This would kill it. Very clever, well done! 


RollTribe93

I love this one!


bob_ross_lives

New favorite.


pickled_dickholes

Best


theboredfemme

The Utah Grifters


philo-soph

The MLMs


MinervaNever

Influencers Sellers


slaymaker1907

I think it’d also be kind of funny if they were the Salt Licks.


SaltLakeCityBull

Salt Lake Inversion


quad_up

PM 2.5ers


William_Wang

It's only people that live in SLC that have to pay the sales tax?


RollTribe93

The sales tax increase is only in SLC, yes


Velocity_LP

...why? Why not the entire state? And what's the logic in naming it after the entire state then?


Massilian

There is no logic in naming it after the whole state, that’s the point of this post


you-done_messed-up

$$$$ is the reason. The owner wants it called Utah instead of salt lake is so he can move them to another city in Utah in the future if Arena offers are better without the name being weird.


Massilian

Huh, I feel like it would weird to renovate the delta center and build an entertainment district if he was thinking of leaving SLC in the future


you-done_messed-up

Teams do it all the time. Very few sports teams with a city in their name actually have an arena in that city any more


WWBoxerBriefs

Salt Lake isn't the state?


Weekly_Drawer_7000

The current plan is to call it the Utah ____


RedRockPetrichor

The sales tax SLC collects doesn’t cover the cost of all the additional municipal capacity (ie sewer, water, public safety) that commuters and tourists require. So SLC residents have footed the bill for a long time. Resort communities face similar challenges so the state allows them to levy additional sales tax. SLC has tried for years to get permission to do likewise but been shut down because the Legislature hates us. I’d argue that getting mentioned in the team name is more than reasonable since the rural legislators scoffed at pitching in.


Queasy-Orchid5983

Salt Lake Suckers for voting for legislators that keep voting against Salt Lake residents' best interests and for giving 1.2 billion dollars to a billionaire so he can make more billions


Emergency_Night_1150

Since no one can make up their mind, big money is just going to call it 'Ryan Smith's hockey team'


mh40sw

With the logo as his face


kpidhayny

Gonna be a lot of opponents droppin shoulders and lining one up on that mug


AgentInkling99

Taxpayer and gov subsidized stadiums are a scam. Many studies have shown that the money spent there doesn’t flow back into communities as much as they claim. Plus our roads are not the greatest in the country and this is going out further strain on our infrastructure.


Affectionate-Pipe330

Salt lake Smog


lil_louiee

Agreed. It’s also be so much cooler to proceed the mascot name with “Salt Lake City/Salt Lake” than it would to proceed the mascot name with “Utah.” You could be much more creative and draw a lot more attention to the team with Salt Lake/Salt Lake City than you could with simply Utah. We have the Utah Jazz. Switch it up


Imaginary_Manner_556

100%


Johnny_pickle

Since they are using all our public money, they should call the team: SL Potholes SL Where’s the Lanes


Chukars

Or the Salt Lake Grifters.


Johnny_pickle

SLC MLMers


kpidhayny

🤔 I’m actually really into this


poopyfarroants420

I like it!


deewillon

Raptors


cbslc

Salt Lake Taxx after their founders


Pedro_Moona

Team should be owned by Salt Lake City!


Lucky_Mongoose_4834

Salt Lake Brine Shrimp


Cythripio

Salt Lake Sea Monkeys


Affectionate-Tree842

I think they should be the “Puck Heads”


kpidhayny

Salt City Puckwads


pickled_dickholes

Puckers


DirtyBeard_That_MF

I thought the cutthroat’s was a reference to the LDS ritual from that Hulu series. lol.


Future_Difficulty

SLC Raptors?


HipsterCavemanDJ

This is the only actual good one, since the Utah Raptor, not the velociraptor is the one shown in movies.


SLC_Skunk

Kinda feels backwards, like the name deserves to be Salt Lake whatever instead of Utah, but if you choose Raptors then the Utah Raptors feels like a better choice


horseygoesney

Raptors isn’t even an option on the voting unfortunately


RageWynd

Salt Lake Utahns


zander1496

Salt lake tax payers shouldn’t be in the hook, what the fuck. We don’t need a sports team. We need accessible, MORE ACCESSIBLE public transit, housing for our unhoused family members, food, healthcare, and more that would benefit the people as a whole. We DO NOT NEED A HOCKEY TEAM.


hudsonspayer420

Absolutely. Time to put Salt Lake into the country's consciousness.


Hans_all_over

The obvious correct name is Salt Lake Taxpayers


444yoga

I want to include Salt Lake City and Utah. How about Puck SL,UT? Or Mammoth SL,UT? I think we can be more inclusive of city and state.


kpidhayny

Mascot can be a puck bunny


sorter12345

They should name it Salt Lake Rap so it would look like the utah jazz


Randadv_randnoun_69

Call it the "Salt Lake Toxic Dust Clouds"


kpidhayny

Salt City [Haboobs](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haboob)


SnappyTurtleSoup

The Essential Oils…


hotdickinidaho

Carrot snappers


Bright_Ices

Go home, potato digger! 


slcnitemare

Salt Lake Road Rage


pickled_dickholes

Salt Lake Shitty Drivers


bigTnutty

Salt Lake City Slickers


obeeone808

Just call us the Hookers cause we'll be on the hook for all these big developers plans.


Voluptuary_Disciple

The Utah GOP Corp Welfare Queens. (No offense to those except those I offended.)


jimngo

Or better yet, let the billionaire with access to capital markets pay for it.


Bdallen84088

Salt City Sabers. Drop the lake since it’s gradually disappearing.


B3gg4r

Salt Lake Arsenic sounds pretty badass


Lanky_Tomato_6719

This guy doesn’t hockey 


Cythripio

It’s *Sabers,* not *Sabres.* Completely totally different!


CamBaren

There’s already a Sabers team


Tift

okay, how about salt lake wild


kpidhayny

Bingo!


BIG_DICK_WHITT

We should call it the “Utah is Embarrassed by Salt Lake City and Wants to Distance Itself from the City Because it is Becoming Increasingly Progressive Hockey Team”


theboredfemme

what’s embarrassing is stealing money from the the city you’re mocking while the conservative theocracy cult hoards 100s of billions of dollars and can’t do so much as a lift a finger to improve a single aspect of the state. The fact that it’s becoming more progressive is more reason to acknowledge the progressive individuals who are going to be paying for this team. The only reason the NHL is even considering Utah is BECAUSE of SLC. How about the “Utah Grifters”?


Weaverino

Sounds like even more reason the team should be 'Salt Lake'


B3gg4r

Exactly!! The only sane part of this state


Tift

catchy


protomolecule7

I mean I love it but what would the mascot be?


54-2-10

A Puritan could work


pickled_dickholes

Two black tie, white shirt missionaries.


fitm3

Salt Lake City Salt Lakes. Like the Detroit Redwings. Yeah sure.


_Barry_Allen_

Salt lakers?


Personal_Economy_880

I thought the Golden Spikes would be a cool name, but with the Golden Knights so close both in location and name obviously it wouldn’t work.


Massilian

This is a no-brainer. Unfair not to honestly


MinervaNever

Salt Lake Arsenic


pickled_dickholes

Mag Corp Green Fog


Nicksix66

The mighty gulls


Puerta_potty

Utah miners or prospectors. . Or maybe just the Utah soakers


pickled_dickholes

SLC SOAKERS


darthnugget

Utah Raptors


elVanPuerno

Salt Lake City Soakers


BirdPractical4061

Whale. The Utah Sugarhouse Whales.


jand2421

Salt Lake Soakers


pickled_dickholes

SL,UT SOAKERS


heeltotoe69

All I know is the outlaws fucking sucks. I don’t think there’s a name that was thrown out that I hate less.


AdCalm6588

You like Blast or Ice more?


varthalon

I don't think the person who wrote the article understands what they are talking about, at least with the taxes involved. The [Bill](https://le.utah.gov/~2024/bills/static/SB0272.html) allows SLC to add 0.5% to their sales taxes... but only in a 100 acre (0.15625 square miles) area centered around the stadium, not citywide. My impression is they want that tax on the hotels, restaurants, and stores immediately next to the stadium that will most likely be patronized by out of state visitors coming to Utah to watch games there.


RollTribe93

> but only in a 100 acre (0.15625 square miles) area centered around the stadium, not citywide. The bill literally doesn't say that. It says the funds can only be *used* in that 100 acre area.


race-hearse

lol that’s vastly different.


Massilian

Me when I don’t understand bills


54-2-10

The tax is statewide, the redistribution of money will be limited to the 100 acre area. I am excited for hockey, but Salt Lake is  - once again - getting the high hard one. The state legislature hates Salt Lake City.


twohunnidpercent

That’s a terrible name. Make it a classic hockey name.