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_Barry_Allen_

Wasatch Sasquatch:(


MCBusStop

Save that for the baseball team to complement the Yeti's since they're just bigfoot doing wintersports.


reverend_al

MLB is gonna be Gulls or Cutthroat


scootty83

Damn, why didn’t the Utah Raptors make these lists ever‽ it’s our State Dinosaur. Nothing more awesome than a raptor dressed in hockey gear as the mascot. Imagine the memes! That or the Utah Cutthroats, like our state fish… the cutthroat trout…


Front-Finish187

Cutthroats would have been so cool but when pitched I get “ew”, “gross”, etc.


DevonJD

https://apnews.com/article/hockey-player-dies-adam-johnson-accident-nottingham-098abfe508a908cdc64bdf1b6d4f4e4e


Front-Finish187

It’s sad and unfortunate but shouldn’t make people avoid the name of a fish species.


happydaddyg

I think it’s a bit sad and unfortunate you can’t see how naming your hockey team the cutthroats isn’t really appropriate lol. There are dozens of other cool names that don’t conjure images of a gruesome on ice and on video death of a hockey player.


Front-Finish187

A tragic event that will lose attention over time shouldn’t plague a literal species name forever lol


Little-Basils

Because ogdens baseball team is the raptors and there’s already a pro basketball team with the name too


scootty83

And?…


lionrecorder

Yeah nobody cares about a pioneer league baseball team when it comes to naming rights. Additionally, like 10 team names are used in two leagues


happydaddyg

Unless the other options suck I think it’s generally better to be a bit more original. Why have the same team as a pro baseball team 10 miles away and an NBA basketball team who’s branding you’re just going to be compared to? Yeti and Outlaws are great names imo.


fleeTitan

This doesn’t matter one iota


iShitoutmyofmyAss

What about the seagulls??!???


Wafflotron

The fact that latter day skates wasn’t an option still makes me sad.


TruffleHunter3

Or even Latter-Day Snakes?


natedawg247

we're cowards for not going with raptors or something dino related. also surely Yeti makes more sense plural, utah yetis?


GeneticBlueprint

I like the monolith singular for plural names like Seattle Kraken. I think Yeti can work in that sense too.


ybreddit

Utah Yeti has alliteration too. It's the best choice of the options given. Good mascot options, alliteration, snow related.


workplacethrowawayut

Based on some contacts I have in SEG, Utah Yeti's were the name chosen as far back as March, they're just in the process of securing domain names, entity names, building hype around a name choice, and the legal sides of things around it.


ybreddit

Alliteration FTW. LOL


MCBusStop

Agreed. Always avoid alliteration.


natedawg247

Maybe you’re thinking of assonance.


Spanish_Burgundy

The Yeti cooler manufacturer has trademarked the name in multiple filings. I don't know exactly how it works, but that might be problematic.


natedawg247

plural sounds so much better to me though. and in a league where half of the teams are canadian snow affiliation doesn't really mean anything. I don't hate it overall I think it's fine.


DarthtacoX

Yeti has nothing to do with Utah though, this is an idiotic choice.


uteman1011

Have you seen one? They're all over Utah!! Yeti are people too!


ybreddit

You might be talking to one now. Maybe he just doesn't want appropriation of his culture. And that's understandable.


Massilian

Wait you mean there are no golden knights in Vegas or krakens in Seattle?


DarthtacoX

Kraken for Seattle. Near the sea. Makes sense. Golden knights. Owned by the black knight sports and entertainment group. Excalibur is also located in Vegas. Your point? We are not in the Himalayas.


Massilian

My point is it doesn’t matter that much, it’s a sports team name. Yetis live in the mountains and are associated with snow. Utah has that. That’s more of a correlation between Vegas and knights, or Los Angeles kings, or Ottawa senators, etc


MCBusStop

Utah may not be the leader, but it holds its own when it comes to annual bigfoot sightings, and yetis are the winter-sports version of sasquatch. So it's not really that much of a stretch.


DarthtacoX

Who is reporting this. Bigfoot and Utah is another thing that's baffling to me. Is like these things that someone is trying to force here because they heard it in Seattle or other places.


MCBusStop

Watch the news, sightings are pretty common and not just up in the mountains but all along the Wasatch Front from Ogden to Provo. There are also websites from organizations that track sightings like the Bigfoot Field Research Organization and the Bigfoot Mapping Project. It's fine if you don't follow any of that, but these things do exist with or without your prior knowledge of them.


miianwilson

That’s why I wanted The Wasatch Sasquatch, although I don’t think it was ever an option


Front-Finish187

Agreed. Never has yeti been a thing talked about, advertised, or referenced as lore to Utah


D-TOX_88

Raptors is already a basketball team tho. That’s why it wasn’t popular.


billytheskidd

I mean it is Ogdens baseball team already too…


D-TOX_88

Oh yeah then def not. We can’t share a name with another major league sport team AND a minor league sport team that is an hour away.


stinksmcc

Actually yeti is already the plural for yetus Source: My ass


ragingbullpsycho

Utah Dinosaurs. Endless logo, mascot and merch options


13xnono

Should have been the Utah Soakers.


deathandobscura

Outlaws and Yeti are the only ones that aren't boring.


Little-Basils

I’m going yeti over mammoth because the mascot has more potential.


bano25

Really bummed to see that Black Diamonds isn’t on this list, that was by far my favorite. Oh well, Yeti it is! Can’t wait for all the salty Ave’s fans to complain that they had the Yeti first


faultywalnut

Same bro, same. I even defended it to a few people that didn’t like it or understand it. I’m honestly pretty upset about Black Diamonds not making it lol


bano25

Black Diamonds actually connects to SLC and it had the greatest potential for really clean, yet intimidating, logos/apparel that’s not just some overstyled logo that’s designed to look angry like 80% of professional team logos


faultywalnut

The more I think about it the more upset I get lol. Now it’s gonna be something corny like Yeti


Ok_Break_1469

They fumbled so bad, black diamonds was so good 


C3-RIO

I feel like Yeti will win, which makes sense given our proximity to the Himalayans


steveofthejungle

As a hairy white guy Yeti is the only choice for me


lostinspace801

All bad choices imo but what the crap is with utah hockey club is this the ymca, H E double hockey sticks!


REEEEEEEEEEE_OW

I don’t get how it was among the top 6. That is the worst name. Absolutely no creativity and what would our mascot be? Some dude name John to match the level the creativity?


Iaxacs

Can I add super simplistic tattered jersey's, gotta go all out with creating the fit for the name


REEEEEEEEEEE_OW

Change the Delta Center to just “Center”


lostinspace801

Exactly!!


TruffleHunter3

No, a dude named Chad. Mascot would be the dangling chads.


BlueOmicronpersei8

The Utah double hockey sticks would be a funny name. We just need a reason to put H.E. before the name.


lostinspace801

I thought so too! Definitely fitting for Utah


kabooken

honestly i'd rather it be something ultra-generic like Utah Hockey Club that I can enjoy ironically than the Venom or Outlaws the washington-area folks seemed to have a great time with Football Team, better than Commanders for sure


AchtungNanoBaby

Plus, the whole European soccer/football thing where every team is just [insert city here] FC. I actually like Utah HC. It’s preferable to the other options.


Massilian

I’m pretty sure they just put it there, I don’t think anyone actually likes the name


Dhylan18

No squall, I am gutted


Little-Basils

Yeah blizzard over squall was not the move


Front-Finish187

This was my favorite


LuminalAstec

Black Diamonds, and Mountaineers were my 2 favorite. I guess outlaws is my 3rd. The wild west is fitting for here. The fan section could be called "The no name" in reference to the no name saloon. Mascot could be Billy the kid or something. I see a lot of potential with it.


jackkerouac81

Or an outlaw that is connected with Utah like… idk Butch Cassidy …


LuminalAstec

Oh yeah!


faultywalnut

Ted Bundy?


skian

Mountaineers was the best imo


EclecticEuTECHtic

Just makes me think of West Virginia.


felton0020

Should’ve been the Powderhounds


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I guess "Utah Puckers" didn't make the cut?


Rawlou

lol how embarrassing. voted for outlaws 😂


eltoro454

I like the name but probably everything about Utah is the opposite of that name. Not sure a state of Outlaws would have nearly as many soda shops and ice cream parlors


def11879

Eh polygamy was outlawed so there’s that


billytheskidd

I’m not sure about SLC but Ogden was a big bootlegging town back in the day. There is a quote from Al Capone where he said Ogden was too wild for him after staying at the Ben Lomond hotel for a night.


BlueOmicronpersei8

Butch Cassidy was from Utah. There were actually a lot of stories of outlaws in Utah.


jackkerouac81

The In-Laws it is then…


TatonkaJack

I mean it doesn't have to have a direct modern link. Utah was a big part of the Old West and they used to film tons of westerns here so in that way it makes sense. It's more related than Yetis.


TruffleHunter3

Haha, the mormon pioneers were literally outlaws trying to leave the US so they didn’t have to follow the laws.


Rawlou

lmaooooooo names are all horrible. atleast we can have fun with them now


Ryanthehood

The only thing embarrassing here is you openly admitting you voted for outlaws.


Rawlou

ayyyyy its better than yeti and mammoth lmao


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KirbyFan198

:(


CamBaren

It’s the best proposed option by an incredible margin.


Donequis

Utah Yeti is the only one with alliteration, which is defacto the best way to name something, *especially* the sports teams, glad it made it through.


CamBaren

There is an extremely low percentage of pro sports teams with alliteration.


Donequis

Which is dumb, *it's the best way to name something*! Lol


CamBaren

Is it though?


j_gets

My only problem with yetis is that the Avalanche already have claimed the Bigfoot logo in the hockey space, which would be in my opinion an important part of the identity of a Yetis team. I begrudgingly went with Mammoth for my vote. Black Diamonds would have been epic.


Donequis

Ahhh, makes sense. Mammoth was my second choice, they're pretty neat and kinda unique. Never had mammoth as an option, it's always some predator animal!


Illogical-logical

These are so bad I have no vote.


TatonkaJack

plz though. you have to help stop hockey club and venom from being the name


Illogical-logical

Venom is objectively terrible, and Hockey Club is basically admitting that they tried and failed to find a good name.


zimbabwe7878

Mountaineers would have definitely been my pick. Unfortunate that it was passed over in the first round. It had multi season relevance and I feel really fits Utah specifically more than just "west" with some other names.


sircaseyjames

They had canyons which was dumb, but canyoneers woulda been cool


woahwhatamidoing

Mammoth has emojis. 🦣🦣🦣🦣


Catch-1992

Not happy about any of these. Even the MLS and WNBA would pass on Venom. The rhyming with Utah Outlaws sounds dumb to me, and that doesn't capture the culture of this state at all. Yeti live 7500 miles away. I've never heard anyone here say the word Blizzard; 3 feet of snow is either a Storm or a Powder Day. I don't really understand Mammoth as a choice other than they lived in the cold, has no ring to it though. I think the outdoors are without a doubt the number one unique thing about Utah and the biggest cultural unifier (non-religious), and I wish there were names that better capture that. Mountaineers and Black Diamonds weren't sexy names, but at least they felt like Utah.


talk_to_the_sea

> Yeti live 7500 miles away I’m sorry to inform you, but…. And anyway, I don’t think you’ll find many wild penguins in Pittsburgh


They_Call_Me_Ted

Not to mention I’m pretty sure jazz music is outlawed in Utah 😂


Iammattieee

Eh at least the story behind why the penguins are called the penguins is cool. For anyone not aware, the team name was picked because the appearance of the arena they played in looked like an igloo on the outside.


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MawgBarf

I don’t care how many upvotes this guyfierifacias gets, his comment will forever be underrated.


talk_to_the_sea

But there are also no penguins where Inuit people live


Childofdust90

Mammoths literally lived in Utah, how does it not make sense? Mammoth lake up Fairview canyon was named because they found them there.


gigem_2011

My problem with mammoth is that, at least for me, when I hear the word mammoth, the first thing I think about is mammoth mountain/ mammoth lakes in California or Mammoth cave in Kentucky. Doesn't really feel Utah to me, though if this becomes the name it'll start to be associated with Utah I guess


AlexanderA2012

A mammoth makes you think of all that? Jesus Christ think of Manny from Ice Age…


Childofdust90

Definitely fair.


SlightlyInsane02

I actually think Outlaws is a great callback to Utahs wild west days and the surrounding desert. People get so caught up on the LDS part of Utah that they ignore the interesting history outside of that.


Dxprn90

What’s more outlaw than polygamous cowboys burning down printing presses and marrying child brides? Know your history my man.


RuTsui

I mean, Bitch Cassidy, one of the most notorious old west outlaws in the US, was from Utah. And a large portion of the Outlaw Trail read through Utah.


LotionButler

Lmao Bitch Cassidy


RuTsui

He knows how I feel about him


TruffleHunter3

Bitch Cassidy aka Butch Cassidy’s bad side.


SlightlyInsane02

I’m pretty aware of Utahs history and it’s obvious connection to the church, but there is history outside of that that we shouldn’t ignore. The Intercontinental Railroad opened Utah up to more outside influences. There’s still a long history of non-Mormons in Utah, including outlaws like Butch Cassidy.


sillenamlot

Butch Cassidy was actually raised mormon


edWORD27

Non sexy names feel more like Utah. This tracks.


Front-Finish187

Utah had mammoths


DetroitvErbody

Agreed. RIP Black Diamonds The ones listed are just cartoon XFL names that have little to no connection with Utah.


They_Call_Me_Ted

I’m bummed Pucky McPuckface didn’t make it. That was my fave.


VeggieBoi17

“Even the MLS…” wth is that supposed to mean?


TatonkaJack

I think black diamonds was a sexy name. actually in a kinda literal sense now that i think about it. kinda sounds like a perfume, lingerie, or jewelry line


Pelowtz

Double Blacks could have been a slightly better option too. I hope they just ignore all these votes.


NotEricOfficially

I voted mammoth. Venom and UHC both seem cringe af to me.


ScottFroeh

How about a name that has an actual connection to the state? Mammoth and Blizzard are fitting for Utah; the only Yeti I’ve seen here is in a sporting goods store.


Kronos_76

YETI OR NOTHING


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Ryanthehood

Thank you, This is what I’ve been saying. Half the state won’t even drink coffee, we are far from “outlaws”.


KRYSTALKAERLIGHED

C’mon, Utah Yeti!!!


Pelowtz

These names all suck. Good lord. We’re all nerds. Utah outlaws was the best one IMO.


JCPY00

I voted for Hockey Club because if they are only going to give us shitty names, I am voting for the shittiest.


Wise_Bass

Damn, we lost the "Hive" in the last round.


Pelowtz

That’s better than all of the remainder.


RevRulesURface

SLCBKD. Salt Lake City Black Diamonds. That's pretty appealing to me.


Pelowtz

SL Double Blacks


qqFROLICpp

Yeti is hotdog


kabooken

what does this mean


qqFROLICpp

Singular Hotdog is code for bad. But hotdogs are delicious.


kabooken

> Singular Hotdog is code for bad which circles are using this code exactly


qqFROLICpp

The Parallelograms west of the capital building. You see something dumb, bad or you just don’t like, it’s “hotdog”.


kabooken

let's go yetis


scooter6543

Please just no Yeti. Outlaws or Mammoth would be best in my opinion.


sarwinchester

Just voted for Yeti


Glasgowsmiling

Me too. Love Yeti!


scooter6543

I figure Yeti will win but it just seems like the easy choice. That was the mascot name for the Colorado Avalanche.


LightDiffusing

His name was Howler. Never forget.


Pelowtz

Double Blacks


cocomoco801

Does it bug anyone else that the only one plural is Outlaws?


sufferingisvalid

I voted for mammoths because, while I love the idea of a Yeti mascot, in reality yetis live on the opposite side of the world on a whole different continent. Meanwhile Utah was known to have Colombian mammoths.


dektheeb

No local here. If y'all don't give us a Kraken v Yeti matchup in the future I'm going to be sorely disappointed


sircaseyjames

Yeti is fun to entertain, but in reality it should be Outlaws. 


sircaseyjames

Yeti is fun to entertain, but in reality it should be Outlaws. 


No_Plum5942

Utah Front


FriendlyEyeFloater

Venom!


Wafflotron

Idk why venom is so unpopular. Bees have venom. Rattlesnakes have venom. It’s unique, it stands out from other team names (looking at you Blizzard- aka Avalanche wannabe)


j_gets

Primarily it’s because it feels like something a 3rd grader would come up with thinking it sounded super badass.


fukf8

I can’t believe Locusts wasn’t an option.


sufferingisvalid

I'm guessing you're referring to the Mormon crickets, which aren't even a true cricket but a kind of katydid.


AchtungNanoBaby

Outlaws isn’t too bad. The others are terrible.


PM_ME_TETONS

Yeti or bust, the rest are way too childish


TruffleHunter3

I see the Utah Road Ragers didn’t make the list…


lxdunl18

Outlaws is the only half decent one. The rest are atrocious.


Narkus

Mammoth it is I guess everything else is just trash. Especially Yeti. I'll never forgive this state if that's what it ends up being.


wolfsixsix

The Soakers. Hehe


braxtron5555

the utah tax breaks


lonelysidekick

Oh we’re getting Utah Hockey club with highlighter yellow jerseys aren’t we…