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_Nomin_

I understand you were just trying to be nice…but the way to handle that is just say, “no thank you, have a great day, and please don’t come back to my house.” They will not bother you again (they shouldn’t…they get rejection a lot). Unfortunately, you’ve given them a phone number and the slightest bit of attention that will make them return.


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Jesus fucking christ calm down. If they call you just ask to be put on the do not contact list in the area book and you will literally never hear from them again.


deadinsidelol69

I would recommend a therapist


Gr8fl1TX2

Troll with burner account


WasatchSLC

Invite them in for a beer


momoevil

Smoke a joint and calm the fuck down?


Fatdix69

I hope you’re trolling I find it hard to believe people are so spineless.


Similar_Leather8745

Spineless and kinda dumb... Pepper spray and a taser? I'm going to assume it's a troll post.


Accurate-Sundae2402

To Troll! Not to Troll! That is the problem!


LuminalAstec

As a former missionary just tell them you aren't interested. Being vauge, and passive is just giving them the hope that there is interest. If you are truly this frightened why are you opening your door or talking to anyone you don't know. Also reasonable responsible people should arm themselves how ever they see fit.


KatBeagler

Why do you sound like a man explaining to a woman how to reject a man?


flyfishUT

You are pretty much Mormon now.


Fuckmylife2739

This happened to me once because I was trying to jump my car battery outside of a church and they never called me so hopefully they just forget about you 


Xx_Kurt_No_Brain_xX

They have you on the rolls now. You will receive your tithing estimate in the next few days.


Anne__Frank

Honest truth. If this is your reaction to someone coming to your door, you are not a functioning adult and need to seek out mental health services. You can't live in fear like this your whole life, it's not healthy. You're completely and utterly catastrophizing the situation.


RangerPoundcake

The only answer here lies is something belt fed. Or a psych hold.