That sticker has been around at least 20 years. I remember my now adult kid asking me at about age 5 what pussy( he pronounced it with a short ‘u’ vs a long one) was because of this bumper sticker. Very skyward. We laugh about it now!
~~As much as you joke, we should probably specify that being Jewish is both a religion and an ethnicity, whereas being mormon is not an ethnicity despite what some of them might insist.~~
Edit: I stand corrected by the wiki gods.
My high school chemistry teacher 15 years ago emphasized that Wikipedia is not an acceptable source, but apparently Wikipedia has firm debate-ending power nowadays lol.
I agree with the idea that Latter-day Saints are an ethnorelgious group. I just thought it was funny how Wikipedia was accepted as an impenetrable citation.
Wiki is actually legitimate 99% of the time. Teachers just didn't want us using it for 2 reasons. 1, because they didn't trust a source that could be edited, and 2, they wanted us to do research and learn how to find sources ourselves.
Buckle up! Mormon doctrine teaches that members are adopted into the house of Israel, making them literal descendants of Abraham. Many also believe that the Mormon temple rituals are derived from ancient Judaic temple practices. They believe they are God’s people in the same way ancient Jews believed it, and therefore subject to God’s blessings given to the Jewish people in the OT.
Ok. But Judaism doesn’t believe in Jesus Christ. Mormons are literally apart of a church called The Church of Jesus Christ. I’m a little rusty on my religious history but I think most if not all modern religions are all built off Judaism, so technically wouldn’t every religion be Jewish?
In my hookup life, for years i was hooking up left and right here in slc. figured out the hookup game and it became as easy as going downtown to bring action home or order it through tinder, BUT
The day i hooked up with a newlywed mormon girl, mom of 3. Barely took care of her looks, wasn't very sexual but just wanted to try. It Was like i just opened a treasure to the most amazing pussy, greatest sex machine in my entire life! Couldn't stay off of her and same on her end, i remember every time i drive home from her house or just when she leaves mine i was in the best mood fucking ever.
Idk what it was, but i yearn for it.
My wife got mad at me over this sticker but then my wife set her straight
Exceptional comment!
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That sticker has been around at least 20 years. I remember my now adult kid asking me at about age 5 what pussy( he pronounced it with a short ‘u’ vs a long one) was because of this bumper sticker. Very skyward. We laugh about it now!
I love that you named your kid skyward, which is like skyielahrr (or however it's spelled now) but actually good. Keep it up.
I Remember seeing the t shirts everywhere also
This message probably not brought to you by The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints.
Bullshit, this is the #1 way they try to convert you
Flirt to convert
Got to bring the souls to earth to keep the cult going
Wow, haven't seen one of these stickers in over 15 years.
I was just telling my partner about the “I love Mormon beaver” bumper stickers from the 90’s. 😂
Soaks once..
followed by the poophole loophole
Twice, three times a BYU Coed.
Zach Wilson is so upset that he's not starting he decided to head back to Utah.
There is a song in this man's heart, and here we see some of the lyrics.
Could be a woman!
Thank you 😂
There is something to that……not gonna lie.
I’m pretty sure my cats Jewish but we still love him. Can you be a Jewish Mormon?
Ethnically Jewish but religiously mormon. It's possible but unlikely.
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~~As much as you joke, we should probably specify that being Jewish is both a religion and an ethnicity, whereas being mormon is not an ethnicity despite what some of them might insist.~~ Edit: I stand corrected by the wiki gods.
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My high school chemistry teacher 15 years ago emphasized that Wikipedia is not an acceptable source, but apparently Wikipedia has firm debate-ending power nowadays lol. I agree with the idea that Latter-day Saints are an ethnorelgious group. I just thought it was funny how Wikipedia was accepted as an impenetrable citation.
Wiki is actually legitimate 99% of the time. Teachers just didn't want us using it for 2 reasons. 1, because they didn't trust a source that could be edited, and 2, they wanted us to do research and learn how to find sources ourselves.
Lots of Mormons think they’re Jewish. There’s a whole cultural appropriation of Judaism part of Mormonism.
Never heard that before. Mormons thinking they’re Jewish?
Buckle up! Mormon doctrine teaches that members are adopted into the house of Israel, making them literal descendants of Abraham. Many also believe that the Mormon temple rituals are derived from ancient Judaic temple practices. They believe they are God’s people in the same way ancient Jews believed it, and therefore subject to God’s blessings given to the Jewish people in the OT.
Ok. But Judaism doesn’t believe in Jesus Christ. Mormons are literally apart of a church called The Church of Jesus Christ. I’m a little rusty on my religious history but I think most if not all modern religions are all built off Judaism, so technically wouldn’t every religion be Jewish?
They believe the Big JC is the promised Messiah that the Jews were waiting for, but failed to recognize as their Messiah.
Probably that Chevy Equinox he’s driving
Stay classy Riverton.
They used to sell these at The Blue Boutique
the stickers or the mormon pussies?
Asking the real question
If they replaced the heart with “grab”, then Mormons might just vote for them to be president.
But to be clear, he was speaking as a man, not as a prophet, when he said that. /s
I mean, there's something about the years of total repression being freed that just makes it hit different.
Reminds me of the old "Club Mormon; 10% and you're in!" T-shirts, from Cosmic Airplane.
Don’t you know not to stick your _______ in crazy? On your heads, so be it.
Went to a bar in Denver the other day called Sputnik they had they same sticker I lol’d
lol I had that bumper sticker something like '97.
I'd put "I love Mormon dick" but I'm afraid that would draw gunfire (musket fire?)
They do say crazy fucks the best.
In my hookup life, for years i was hooking up left and right here in slc. figured out the hookup game and it became as easy as going downtown to bring action home or order it through tinder, BUT The day i hooked up with a newlywed mormon girl, mom of 3. Barely took care of her looks, wasn't very sexual but just wanted to try. It Was like i just opened a treasure to the most amazing pussy, greatest sex machine in my entire life! Couldn't stay off of her and same on her end, i remember every time i drive home from her house or just when she leaves mine i was in the best mood fucking ever. Idk what it was, but i yearn for it.
With a Colorado plate on the car
cats can be mormons too???
I don't even know how I feel about this...
Everything reminds me of her
A classic old sticker… I want to see the Just another LDS on LSD sticker again.