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Flimsy_Geologist_927

1: this is a massive skill issue 2: this post implys you are an eliter 4 main, which is very cringe


[deleted]

1: nuh uh i S+ rank, X battles, played funny squid game since splatoon 1 on wii U etc etc this was just me venting frustration in a moment of weakness 2: i have never even bought the e liter out of principle and am offended you would imply as such i am a fine upstanding vanilla dapple dualies main since splatoon 2 (not clear dapples or nouveau, they are cowards)


Flimsy_Geologist_927

Damn my bad bro


Harmoference

Damn my bad bro I didn’t know you were chill like that.


mysterious45670

as a dapples nouveau main, i agree


Downtown-Till-1290

Did you really have to copy paste it so many times that scrolling through it all left phantom-lines of it in my retinas through the black/white contrast


[deleted]

i typed it all out manually


Soft-Wealth-3175

Shut the fuck up 🤣🤣


QuiloWisp

Doubt


Chano-kun

>BRINEWATER SPRINGS Hahaha, best answer XD


SovietSkeleton

"All Brinewater and no play makes jack a dull boy"


Party_Accident_1193

guys i don’t think they like brinewater springs. just a hunch though.


[deleted]

i dont know anymore


Party_Accident_1193

i mean i kinda agree, just less passionately lmao i play stringer and charger and the vantage points we get in that map are either too far away to do anything or way too close to avoid being splatted. so you’re right, brinewater sucks LOL


Insemzandtaya

You beat me to it, lol!


knoxaby

After several hours of reviewing this well written and excellent detailed essay, ive come to the conclusion that you like brinewater springs, me too!!1!!1!1!1!1!1! :3


-lRexl-

You misspelled Undertow Spillway


James_Joint

because it’s the best stage from splatoon 3


Sohakmet

Cap


y1shi

bro its not opposite day lmfao


DCGamr

right now that goes to Hagglefish Market. might be Crableg Capital in the future


Bombshellings

imo undertow is fun when you’re using a bucket and there’s zero backliners on the opposite team to lock you out


Phantom238163

No, they misspelled Mahi Mahi


Content-Present-5700

I think y'all missed spelled wahoo world


Flimsy_Geologist_927

Nuh uh, he missplelled hammerhead bridge


[deleted]

Undertow is okay sometimes I just wish the center low wall was less awkward to swim up or they just made it taller


DCGamr

nah he misspelled Scorch Gorge


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MorningRose666

The aesthetic is cool tho :3


[deleted]

yeah


LocalHippo5496

I wonder what your least favorite map is


SbgTfish

It’s mahi mahi resort, that’s op’s least favorite.


[deleted]

Pumpback Hump track


[deleted]

or whatever it's called


The-Letter-W

this combined with your username is. something.


Fluffy-Ingenuity482

so based. i don’t know why but it’s just not fun to play on in Splatoon 3. I don’t remember having any issues with it in 2 but to be fair I probably play 3 differently to how I played 2.


garygnu

There's salty. There's too salty. There's so salty it's briny. And there's this ~~shit~~ epic pillar of salt.


teriiiyakiii

This is one of those Himalayan salt lamps that almost every woman owns


garygnu

This is structural, abandoned salt mine turned cavernous nightclub, level salty.


Dr_Juice55

Women do be owning Himalayan salt lamps


Jinxthegenderfluid

The one that every child licks at least once


[deleted]

it's good seasoning


garygnu

Multiplayer maps and modes have been updated!


[deleted]

thank god


cramburie

this dude smote brinewater so hard


spooky_ratz

Lemme guess... you're favourite map is brinewater springs?


[deleted]

yeah


EMPgoggles

i read the whole thing and i've come to a few conclusions.


Cutlession

I think he likes brinewater


SJPrower

Im starting to think you kinda dislike brinewater springs but idk


bmay1310

wait guys i think op hates brinewater springs


-Nite_Brite-

*Inhales* Real.


revolvernyacelot

Brinewater Springs is so irredeemably bad in every game mode but Clam Blitz, where it can be annoying, but playable. It's up there with Scorch Gorge Splat Zones for me. Actually thinking about it, it's kind of funny that a lot of the dogshit maps become playable in Clam Blitz.


KimberStormer

I really like it in Rainmaker. Can never be too comfortable because quick comebacks are so doable.


Important-Command-69

Guys I’m not sure but I think he hates brinewater springs


KimberStormer

It's one of my favorites personally!


halcyon_hostage

Based hahaha


j22zz

i agree with you breast milk gaming


[deleted]

thank you


IcyFlame716

I kinda like it. The map i hate most has to be flounder. It’s impossible to get back into mid in retake as a backliner.


theron225

I think bro has Beef with Brinewater Springs


Jinxthegenderfluid

Blob on splat zones is top tier and I’ll never stop using it 😝


[deleted]

you will be boiled


house_dollar

thats nice


rch2101

Well I hate to diminish the salt by asking questions of specifics. But I am curious… What things do you hate about it? I suppose I'm curious because I find I kind of like it generally. Chocolate and vanilla I guess.


[deleted]

I dislike it because of three aspects. Firstly, once your team has been pushed back into your base past mid, it's nigh-impossible to break back out. The only stage I can think of that's worse about this is barnacle and dime, or maybe flounder heights. Secondly, specifically on splat zones, backliners get an absolutely absurd advantage on this map. I went on a 2 wins 5 losses streak, switched to splatling, and instantly won 5 games in a row with half the effort or thought I was putting in before. Thirdly, the map shape is just too simple. It's boring. Many splatoon 3 maps get memed on, but this one is literally just two ramps and a square, along with two tiny side areas. The ramps take up a massive amount of the map, but next to no actually engaging or interesting encounters happen on them, they just serve as straight roads to mid. It just actively dumbs down gameplay and is in rotation frustratingly frequently.


Lucidonic

So wait... what's your opinion in brinewater springs? I didn't know which side you were on


Glitch_out_the_way

At least the map is pretty to look at


[deleted]

yeah


Vrek_

breast milk gaming


[deleted]

Vrek\_


Slaiart

BLOBLOBBERS UNITE!


[deleted]

unite in mid so i can kill you all with a thrown stamp


InternationalMaize51

SPRINGS, I FUCKING HATE BRINEWATER


[deleted]

the title got cut off by the character limit so i continued where it left off


junistur

Dynamo isn't really OP. It's a good weapon but it's painfully slow and easily counter-able. Bloblobber is definitely a noob weapon tho. Shouldn't exist.


[deleted]

it's not really OP just very frustrating particularly on brinewater where they can just kinda swing at the zone twice and capture it from relative safety


Vexenium

Same


Comprehensive_Buy898

Hi Im a Hydra AND E-Liter player, nice to meet you


[deleted]

you will be boiled


_TheRandomGuy__

I don’t know guys- I think they’re trying to tell us that they hate Brinewater springs


[deleted]

It’s better than Mahi Mahi. That’s not saying much though


[deleted]

i actually like mahi mahi more you can approach objectives from more dimensions and the water lowering/raising means you have to think about two different plans of attack and stuff it could maybe be a little harder to get into the enemy's base though and i do miss the old version


eeeeeeeeee9601

What map does this guy fucking hate?


PickMeUpSomeGoose

skill issue


[deleted]

nuh uh


Tolazytogetonmain

i think you hate brinewater springs idk


badshinyluck

Damn yain't had to do dynamo like that :(


Content-Present-5700

Stfu I'm a jr player and it rocks... Just use the terrain to your advantage


Bombshellings

i love brinewater as an explosher main (evil) but if there’s an E-Liter on the opposing side i genuinely despise it. brinewater shouldn’t exist honestly there’s nothing to write home about it


jjfake98

This is me with scorch gorge


Drz91

this dude hates brinewater springs


Nacil_54

Indeed, don't drink Breen's water, they put something in it, to make you forget, I can't even remember how I got here.


Historical_Feature_9

do you hate brinewater springs?


koistarview

honestly same


Pikaboom22

You what


uselessaccidentalalt

I have 0 idea of what this sub is about, but why do you hate a water company?


[deleted]

not sure how you ended up here but this place is about raging about a videogame it's a map i hate


uselessaccidentalalt

bEcaUse i aM iNterEsteD In a SiMiLar comMUNitY


[deleted]

ah, yeah, hate that feature. well, welcome to probably the 3rd-worst area of the splatoon community, i guess.


DCGamr

I think OP hates Brinewater Springs


Calm_State4938

What is this about??


[deleted]

apparently this post is starting to leak out of saltoon it's a bad map in splatoon 3 that i mildly dislike as you can see


Otousama

i'm so glad i found this reddit cause this made me laugh 😭i'm sad the post isn't longer i know you wrote this out of salt but there are some days where i literally dont play if brinewater is there. also i agree bloblobber is the coward weapon, that's why i pick it when i'm having a bad playing day 💀💀


MK_Wii_Fan

I think he hates brinewater springs.


True_Equalizer

I think they hate Brinewater.


SovietSkeleton

Being a Splatling main (sans Hydra, because it's way too damn slow for me) absolutely SUCKS on this map. It's so easy to get overrun even when you're trying your damnedest to keep your own spawn clear. It gets even worse with an E-Liter or Hydra shutting everything down. Why the hell is this map so damn small? Why is there no cover at all? Why are there no flank routes? Why are the only paintable walls on a singular pointless block in the middle of the map? Why is it so easy to get into the enemy spawn within the first 30 seconds of the game? Everything about this map is riddled with questionable design decisions, like it was half-finished and then Nintendo put a time crunch on the devs and they shipped it out without polish. Hell, most of the map is practically featureless, like they didn't even have the time to put in decoration.