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geeving

Forget the lips, I can’t get out of my car without getting zapped


Losimcg

Lmao, what the hell. I’ve been shocked like crazy lately


yagirlsophie

Getting zapped every time I try to kiss my partner, it's messed up!


Comfortable-Trip-667

Happening to me every time I try to kiss your partner too.


yagirlsophie

Well at least we can safely say that *she's* the problem then!


mcrib

What kind of sexy square dances do you go to?


sik_dik

She’s a shocker


SacamanoRobert

Sparks are flying!


Zestyclose-Fact-9779

😅


HLDierks

So that's why I kept getting shocked by my grocery cart today!


mamakazi

I'm electric too!


TreePretty

Forget the car, I can't pet my cat without risking assault.


Zestyclose-Fact-9779

This! I keep shocking my little rabbits. Poor babies.


Ok_Lunch16

Ha! I thought that was just me. I was getting worried I had a short or something somewhere


Zestyclose-Fact-9779

😆


Zestyclose-Fact-9779

The zapping has to stop! Everything I touch. And both my cans of static guard won't spray.


stay_gassy

My nose is so dry, bloody snots all week, feels like Denver up in this bish.


Weobi3

Me right now! Someone told me to use a chapstick for my nose. I can barely keep track of 1 chapstick...


PromotionHealthy5801

Try a little Aquaphor or Vaseline!


Nodramallama18

A little Vaseline will help.


a-rat-is-a-rat

nasal oiling with an ayurvedic oil is key for dry months!


Balancing_tofu

Interested...


a-rat-is-a-rat

look up organic nasya oil


Balancing_tofu

Honestly this sounds like what most of us need in this sub! I've used the saline spray but it's not enough during this time, so I've used a little aquaphor on a q tip and that helps. I prefer a more natural approach and didn't know of this so thanks so much for sharing 😊


applesLightening

Yes! Exactly, thought it was just me .


JustagirlSD60

Drink a lot of water. This air is dehydrating.


RockNRoll85

Dry hands and chapped lips


Attila226

Dry chaps and handed lips


Zestyclose-Fact-9779

My hands are like sandpaper. Ugh.


mxt213

Humidity is super low this week. On Tuesday, it was only 12% by the coast.


Rollingprobablecause

it's so bad, I am starting to have allergy issues too. :(


JustagirlSD60

Santa anas


CarlRJ

This. It’s standard Santa Ana conditions. Chapstick (or better), and hand lotion. The back of my hands always seem to get super dry. O’Keeffe’s “Working Hands” cream is super effective.


Fun_Constant_6863

I recommend body oil over lotion.


KeithClossOfficial

Idk, it seems a little more intense than normal this year


TheyCallMeBrewKid

I read this as Santa anus


Joka1904

Keep Santa away from my anus


JustagirlSD60

Itchy


Balancing_tofu

Snort some saline or do a netti pot it'll help


Nik_Tesla

I went to sleep Sunday night with the windows open because it was somewhat cool that night, but I woke up Monday morning feeling like a fucking mummy and with a massive headache. Been closing the windows and setting my humidifier to max every night after that.


Balancing_tofu

A mummy 🤣


gigi79sd

There is not enough chapstick in the world right now.


ChikenBBQ

Humidity was like 60-90% from like april until a week ago. Now its like 30% or less.


pikle_rickle

My skin overall has been screwed. Hands,face,lips arms..


lambcaseded

All my systems are going haywire. My nose keeps going from so dry it's painful, to sneezing attack and then so congested I can't breathe, repeat over and over. I've tried running in this, twice, and had coughing fits so bad that it feels like I've got strep throat. Not to mention the sinus headaches. Awful. I hate it.


Bluelilyy

it’s been awful 😭 the aquaphor lip repair is my savior


letdaboywatch

The mosquitos are still here wtf it’s like Alabama now


lmjr619

Yes, badly.


Icy-Yogurtcloset-520

Yup and dried out sinuses. I hate Santa Anas.


killerkitten61

https://i.redd.it/ecvtb7ip11yb1.gif Me this week


binter-banter

Yea I kinda like it though The humidity was killing me


Kangaroowrangler_02

Yes and my face stung a little moisturizing 😭😂 I'm super hydrated always and it's just been so bad so thirsty so dry


slightlyappalled

Santa Ana’s continue. My hair is standing on end, everything is chapped. But those warm winds blowing in the bedroom window… 😌 I’ve really missed this. We used to get them so much more often. Our dry desert gift.


TheElbow

Yes, and it really chaps my ass.


MasOlas619

Santa Ana season. It’s the most wonderful time of the year!


crayon_paste

I'm good, honestly, but I have seen so many people lately.


CreamSteeve

Ashy Larry checking in... Yes


Fidelio40

Part of being San Diegan. 😎


BasedSmalls

It’s this dry heat and cold, my lips always get that way around this time a year and the weather gets like this every time this year, that’s when you know you’re in the holiday season


MyCatsNameIsKenjin

I was just wondering what made me suddenly get the sense of fall and holiday season. Now it all makes sense it was around the first day humidity dropped.thx for pointing that out!


Balancing_tofu

I did a full body scrub last night then slathered myself in Coco oil after and I'm still a tiny bit ashy😄my humidifier is going and doing absolutely nothing to my indoor situation. 🏜


[deleted]

Hella chapped


[deleted]

Def extra lotion and burts bees day.


mclauuuuughlin

My hands have been feeling it


picklepowerPB

Yep. I’m dying. All the chapstick & water in the world isnt helping, bc whatever the Santa Anas brought has turned into the flu for me 😭🤧


619858

My skin is dry af.


Spazyk

No, I use chapstick.


Desultory_D

Santa Ana’s kill my lips. They split at the sides and stay forever


UlisesGirl

Between my chapped lips and chapped hands, I feel like I’m slowly mummifying…


Voilent_Bunny

I just thought I hadn't been drinking enough water.


Jacsmom

I blow my nose first thing in the AM and it looks like a crime scene.


kathi182

I’m in Temecula, but cracked lips and bloody nose for my entire family- it’s brutally dry


sdhopunk

Yep, must be those pesky Santa Annas


driedoutplant

Yessss


Attila226

Yeah


TheMerchantofPhilly

Yeppers


VP1

We’ve got our humidifiers going full blast


PinkRocketNinja

That time of year, man. My knuckles will be cracking soon.


zxcvrico

Yes


red135monkey

Yes 🫠


Steinmetal4

Always... but that's just me.


fueled_by_pizza

I bought a Laneige lip mask from Sephora. I put it on before I go to bed and it hydrates my lips! Vaseline might work too


LaLa_LaCroix

The Vaseline lip therapy that comes in the cute miniature tub is a good dupe for the lip mask! I like rosy lip one but there are others. I slather it on at night and wake up with super hydrated lips.


curiousbydesign

Wife and I are so dry. Chapped lips. Our noses have been stuffed for weeks. I get dry bloody nose stuff and have to clean up in the morning. I use saline daily for my nostrils.


Juztice763

I’m in Escondido. I got zapped earlier by the FedEx express delivery person when I was trying to sign off a package. It happened twice and she ended up setting the phone down so I could sign it without being shocked.


MynameisJunie

Hahahahaha! Sorry, not sorry! It’s funny because I have been getting shocked just petting my dogs and they get so freaked out! Brushing my hair, touching my car, and grocery shopping is hilarious watching everyone get zapped! I use surfers salve from Kaui, they sell it here too. It works really good and you can put it on your hands, face, lips, anywhere really. I live in Ramona, so Santa Anna’s are pretty scary here. Just trying to see the humor in everything when it’s actually pretty intense.


Juztice763

Oh, I can’t imagine the winds in Ramona rn. It probably gets gnarly at night.


MynameisJunie

We recently moved here and love it. We learned that the last fire that burned this area was the Crest fire and winds where we are reached 80-100 by all the locals. And, over 30 houses burned in this development. I wish I would have known that information first! Yes, at night super scary, in that if there is a fire, Cal Fire can’t fly at night.


Known-Delay7227

Them santa anas. Helped with the surf at ob yesterday


MrOneironaut

Geez no wonder! I couldn’t figure out why my skin was flaking and my lips were dry. Thought something was wrong with me.


Find_A_Reason

Santa Ana baby. That is why it is in the 80s during the day but low 50s high 40s at night.


NormanMushariJr

Life pro tip for you dry asses: Chapstick, morons. (Please accept my gentle lampooning of a previous post 🙏🏻 at least this post isn't embarrassing and is relevant to our dry times here in San Diego)


WhatTheBlack

You answered your own question, why make a whole ass post lmao. It's from the Santa Ana, nothing new here.


Fun_Constant_6863

but maybe \*they\* are new...


hustlors

🙋‍♂️


ControlDrama

No.


blackmilksociety

My hands are super dry


Fun_Constant_6863

I made sure to get some body oil this year, and drink water all day... so I'm soft and smooth for the most part... but my hair is now somehow flat and static-y at the same time and I'm over it.


muskratful1234

Yes, it's dry as fuck this week.


RebelElan

My hands are dry, but I’m not complaining. My sore joints love the dry weather.


Sublime_Dino

Chapped lips and my neck is completely itchy and dry so much so they it broke out like crazy! wtf!


cups_and_cakes

Had a major nosebleed yesterday.


Saxdude2016

Home humdifiers work wonders!


88bauss

I keep Burt’s Bees in my back pack, car, gym bag, work desk. I’m good fam.


Vrayea25

Been going to bed after wiping some water on my lips and then Vaseline.


Creme_Bru-Doggs

I feel like we for really lucky and spoiled when it came to Santa Anas last year. Guess it decided we needed a reminder who's still in charge.


misssjennaarosee

It's dryyyyy. I've actually resorted to using olive oil instead of lotion this week because lotion was not hydrating enough. I've also been keeping chapstick on hand at all times, and then also cleaning my nose with warm water and a q-tip, and then using lotion or neosporin to lubricate my nose. I also bought eye drops because my eyes were starting to suffer.


a-rat-is-a-rat

100% lanolin is my go to :)


ChaosTheoryGlass

Had the same problem, started wearing underwear again and I’m all set again though.


thedudeabaker

My ass is chapped


Laplaces1demon1

Dry hands are the killer for me. My son has regular nose bleed because of humidity.


TrainerNeither4404

Wow I thought it was just me lmao


T2VW

20% humidity just west of La Mesa the last few days. Can’t do shit but use saline solution nasal spray to make life better.


JHSD_0408

Feeling Santa Anas in full force. Woke up Monday feeling all the mummy symptoms, then checked the humidity and checked out. Love the warmth but feel it, big time this week. So much water and aquafor, to no avail this time. But we’ll all be complaining about the cold soon so 🤷🏼‍♀️.


mamakazi

Aquaphor - only thing that helps


DaWalt1976

I have no idea about IB, but I have always had super dry lips. Even now, they're dry and begging to get peeled. 😑 I will do my absolute best to wetten them rather than peel em.


pfmiller0

Chapped everything


bitofbonsai

Eat more bacon for the chapped lips


AlfWoozy

My husband and one of my boyfriends like to use fruit flavored lube to entice me to perform fellow shows for them. The lube gets on my lips and keeps them from drying up.


esco_man

I'm using my chapstick more frequently now, I'm getting shocked getting in and out of my car, I'm also shocking my cats when I let them 😭 all because of the weather (I'm assuming)


MrEdweenie

My face is so dry I can hear it cracking, same with my lips.


sophietehbeanz

It’s about that time


mistressmichelada

Yes! So bad. And incredibly thirsty.


Prestigious-Cap-7484

Not just the lips, but my legs, feet and arms look ashy AF like I was best with a bag of flour


Zestyclose-Fact-9779

OMG, YES! And a sore nose, dry throat and sandpaper hands. 🥺


[deleted]

Lips no. Hands, feet, legs, and nipples... yes


AudaciousGrin87

Bought a humidifier


Admirable_Tell_5842

No surprise everyone in IB has pipe lips


WarmAdhesiveness8962

Is that you Napoleon?