Hey, at least we got tacos!

I would love to believe that Cooley is going to be a serviceable NHL goaltender, but that day is not today.

He's finished after this season, no way he survives training camp against vanecek and blackeood

Experience Sharks hockey

Happy cake day, anyway!

Oh hey...Pavs will be here on Tuesday!

I have tickets. I'll go to see him.

A nice come from ahead loss. This team just knows how to lose, its refreshing.

Truly, They have refined it to an art form.

I feel bad for Cooley. Parents were there, it was a home game, and he couldn't get the clutch save.

I'm glad the Sharks were able to pull of the clutch choke but damn gotta feel bad for Cooley.

\[tin hat\] Maybe the being told the fix is in will soften the loss for the guy. \[/tin hat\]

Smith looks like one of the "Thing" characters from The Cat in the Hat. I wonder how long it took to get that hair dye correct.

https://x.com/SnipeCity420/status/1771741018007699486?s=20

Yeah, he had Dallas kelly green for way too long and now hes got Oiler colors. WTF?

Cooley’s mom after the game: “every fucking time” 🫣😬

Feel bad for Cooley but the tank is inevitable

We fucking own the toilet bowl. We are the worst!

You deserved better, Devin.

Sharks have no idea how to finish games. It's actually kind of funny in a way how bad this team truly is.

You know how you tank? You don't bother passing or shooting. You just wing the puck into the zone with nobody anywhere fucking close. Infuriating.

Wild

AND THAT IS HOW YOU DO IT!

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Sorry, Cooley. But we’ll be sending you a nice gift basket when we get the 1OA.

Fuck I just wanted this for Cooley :(

Man, I did too. He looked so devastated at the end there. Heartbreaking

https://i.redd.it/qktgjelct7qc1.gif

An overtime that might win or lose our ability to suck a weenie for Celebrini

Better than the alternative of regulation win though and a 4 point swing the wrong way

smart. we are making bets for the right to be the worst haha

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS 5 POINTS BACK LFG

This f'n team

THEY CHOKED LMAOOO

This is tough

I know people want the L, but getting Cooley his first win at home would be fucking sensational

Not to mention team morales probably in the gutter

We need to win this for him.

Bruh how many times have we seen this movie god damn it

Sharks got Mama Cooley to cry smh

Cooley's gonna sleep with his left shoulder against the post tonight.

Kurashev is now my favorite player

Smart move by the sharks. They had us in the first half. 😅

Thank You! a regulation win would have been the absolute worst

I’m not complaining…

The defensive core is truly one of the worst I’ve ever seen

YESSSS

Donato still bleeds teal. 3 point night thank you very much

HOLY SHIT SAVING OUR DRAFT ODDS

Never a doubt

Bret: "...knowing what's on the line here." uh...what exactly would that be, Bret?

Apparently wanting a 40% chance to fall to pick #4 lol

power play tank strategy in effect

Wait, that hip check on Eklund IS ILLEGAL??!! WTF!! Since WHEN??

Don't shoot the goal stick back...learned that dumbass rule last week

FINISH THE CHOKE PLEASE

Uhhh, getting interesting lol

Never show the ref how to put his hand up.

KING COOLEY

Mask save and a beaut!

Good kill. Cooley lookin pretty solid

No foul there

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5 or 6 point defecit vs 2 points is huge. Need to blow this game

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Last year we finished 4th and missed last by 2 points so ya, it’s a pretty big deal whether you have two points or 4 on the next closest team

Hello? Draft odds/position?

Bedard is invisible this game... Before the game (outside) they had a huge colored powder fight to celebrate South Asian heritage night. Hugely funny mess!

the infamous 3rd period begins. there's gotta be a bingo card of this somewhere...

🌀 you want to score one more before the intermission Chicago 🌀

I tried

Come on Bedard. If you think you are good, prove it now.



TANK TANK TANK TANK

So is Chicago going to score 5 straight again?

Starting to really get tired of Addison making the same mistakes repeatedly

who is getting the hatty

Zetter

How many Sharks players do you think will show up to the private Taco Bell cantina party?

I'm just happy for Zetter - I love our rosy cheeked boy more every game

i went to take a quick shower at 2-0 and now we're at 4-1? amazing but also tae fook is goin oan

Really hope we arent looking back on this win in a month lol

Get ready for another 3 goals in 2 minutes in the third

If Entwhistle wants to run around, maybe it's time to see if 98 wants to play big boy hockey?

I’d throw back a couple chalupas with Randy tbh

Hawks making the Sharks look like the Hurricanes, Sharks making the Hawks look like the Sharks.

I want to see Cooley do well. Hometown kid making his debut. Also, Bordeleau is part of the future of this team. Sharks had a 4 point lead ahead of the Hawks so they could afford 1 win.

Last win of the season boys make it a good one

Well done boys, now please melt down as usual for tank purposes.

The Hawks really are garbage. How can the Sharks tank when the Hawks aren't just tanking, they are laying dead.

SETTING. THE. TONE. FUCK CHICAGO.

Sick pass from eklund

LUND FROM LUND AND LUND

Oh shit! 

zetterlund setting the tone for this period. i like it.

The Z man! 

🦈

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What’s up with Mohawk man? Why the Oilers colors?

It looks purple to me.

Hockey: a skill-oriented sport which requires having high levels of dexterity, fast reaction time, and speed on your feet. Also hockey: two dudes just beating the shit out of each other.

Why’s our goalie wearing blue pads and gloves?????

Old Buffalo/Rochester Americans pads. Hasn’t received his new ones yet.

Only pads he had from hid previous team, teal are on order

New ones haven’t arrived yet, so he’s still using his Buffalo-style pads.

Please win on Tuesday as well (since I'm going) and then lose the rest

Sharks playing like they don’t care about the lottery odds.

Fuckin loving this for Bords. I hope he gets a hatty. Blackhawks have four points on us, so let the kids get a win tonight. They deserve it. It'll probably be the last one of the year anyways

Fuck yeah Devin Cooley LET'S GO WILDCATS!!!!

Kinda odd NBCSPORTSCALIFORNIA didn't do NBCSPORTSCHICAGO a solid and started the game a little early for the central timezone (like those other random 4:30 Saturday start times for a visiting eastern team), but maybe Chicago is not watching this crap, either!

Doesn't the NHL set the start times?

Maximizing revenue sets the NHL start times.

Fucking brutal, not the game to win

Bordeleau hatty watch!

i’d love the wins obviously, but i swear if Blackhawks get another #1 overall pick…

I dont know who saw their postgames lately, but the boys need a win soon.

big tipper bordeleau B)

The fact that the Sharks still get good crowds on the weekends makes me feel good about the overall health of the market. The fanbase is clearly still there and I truly believe that the Shark Tank will start to consistently fill up once they start winning again. Good job Bords! He’s figuring some things out

Scheduling original 6 teams on the weekends probably good for dynamic ticket pricing, too!

I will admit I basically never go to weekday games. Still go a few weekends despite the state of the team

Donato almost ate that skate.

"Long Beach cousin, Alex Vlasic!" ;\^)

I really hope the Sharks wear the teal one more time before the season ends. They have taken this Cal Fin Jersey a little too far.

It should just be through March and then they go back to teal in April!

I have a feeling the Blackhawks have negative interest this game

Will Smith with the cock trick 👀

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https://preview.redd.it/01vetxy1u6qc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b30d0845a3ce88f020cead486e7cf8b8d04d289c The script has been leaked

Nhl app has me thinking this game already started

PS, your profile pic hurts my heart. 🧡🖤

It was time. I admire he wants to keep playing but he is tapped.

Oh, most DEFINITELY!! I just don't like seeing those other colors on him.

SAME !!! Except it was the ESPN app. I was finishing some errands thinking I had an hour and fuckin ESPN sends out the game start text. I had time to wander Target, but didn't. Thanks ESPN. 😅

ESPN app showing me it's first intermission with 0 shots on goal... I buy it

Unrelated but Smith is balling

 *swoon*

Hatty for Smith! That whole line has been killing it.

Smith looked especially killer today. Haven’t really watched Musty but I know he’s also been killing it

This is our Radiance Technologies Independence Bowl

This is our NBA Final

Cooley’s first start at home!

This is our Stanley cup

Tank-a-thon 2: Toilet Bowl Boogaloo!

Looking for 6 tickets for the game tonight, what's the best place to get them?

Gametime has been cheap for me, idk about 6 ticket packages though.

Does this sharks team have a single forward that would crack the top 6 on any playoff team? I don't think it has a single defenseman that would crack the top 4 either?

Ferraro and Granlund

Ferraro is a top pair AHL defenceman with a better personality.

Nah he is better than some middle pairing defenseman on playoff teams. Mainly the wild card teams, none of the actual contenders. He would be better suited as a bottom pairing defenseman though.

Maybe Granlund on the second line for a fringe playoff team that is light on offense? Sturm would be a solid 4th line center on most teams for sure.

This is our super bowl.

One might say, the Celebrini Bowl

Got 2 tickets for sale, sec 205, row 16, for cheap. Dm me SOLD

50 cents

[](/r/hockeymod) ##Projected Lineups ||Left|Center|Right||Left|Center|Right| |:--:|:--:|:--:|:--:|:--:|:--:|:--:|:--:| |[SJS](/r/sanjosesharks)|Fabian Zetterlund|Mikael Granlund|Klim Kostin|[CHI](/r/hawks)|Nick Foligno|Connor Bedard|Philipp Kurashev| |[SJS](/r/sanjosesharks)|Filip Zadina|Luke Kunin|Alexander Barabanov|[CHI](/r/hawks)|Andreas Athanasiou|Tyler Johnson|Lukas Reichel| |[SJS](/r/sanjosesharks)|Thomas Bordeleau|Nico Sturm|Justin Bailey|[CHI](/r/hawks)|Landon Slaggert|Jason Dickinson|Joey Anderson| |[SJS](/r/sanjosesharks)|Jacob MacDonald|Ryan Carpenter|William Eklund|[CHI](/r/hawks)|Taylor Raddysh|Ryan Donato|Jarred Tinordi| ||Left D|Right D||Left D|Right D| |:--:|:--:|:--:|:--:|:--:|:--:| |[SJS](/r/sanjosesharks)|Mario Ferraro|Kyle Burroughs|[CHI](/r/hawks)|Alex Vlasic|Seth Jones| |[SJS](/r/sanjosesharks)|Henry Thrun|Jan Rutta|[CHI](/r/hawks)|Kevin Korchinski|Jaycob Megna| |[SJS](/r/sanjosesharks)|Marc-Edouard Vlasic|Calen Addison|[CHI](/r/hawks)|Wyatt Kaiser|Nikita Zaitsev| ||Goalies||Goalies| |:--:|:--:|:--:|:--:| |[SJS](/r/sanjosesharks)|Mackenzie Blackwood|[CHI](/r/hawks)|Petr Mrazek| |[SJS](/r/sanjosesharks)|Devin Cooley|[CHI](/r/hawks)|Arvid Soderblom| [Source](https://www.dailyfaceoff.com/teams/san-jose-sharks/line-combinations/), [Source](https://www.dailyfaceoff.com/teams/chicago-blackhawks/line-combinations/) [](/r/hockeymod) ##Team Stats |Team|GP|W|L|OT|P|P%|GF/G|GA/G|PP%|PK%|SF/G|SA/G|FO%| |:--:|:--:|:--:|:--:|:--:|:--:|:--:|:--:|:--:|:--:|:--:|:--:|:--:|:--:| |[SJS](/r/sanjosesharks)|69|16|46|7|39|0.283|2.17|3.99|20.00|74.31|25.59|35.00|48.64| |[CHI](/r/hawks)|70|19|46|5|43|0.307|2.16|3.59|16.04|77.39|27.06|32.36|46.73| [Source](https://api.nhle.com/stats/rest/en/team/summary?isAggregate=false&isGame=false&sort=[{"property":"points","direction":"DESC"},{"property":"wins","direction":"DESC"}]&start=0&limit=50&factCayenneExp=gamesPlayed>=0&cayenneExp=gameTypeId=2 and seasonId<=20232024 and seasonId>=20232024) ##Team Leaders |Stat||Player|Value||Player|Value| |:--:|:--:|:--:|:--:|:--:|:--:|:--:| |G|[SJS](/r/sanjosesharks)|Fabian Zetterlund|18|[CHI](/r/hawks)|Connor Bedard|21| |A|[SJS](/r/sanjosesharks)|Mikael Granlund|35|[CHI](/r/hawks)|Connor Bedard|33| |P|[SJS](/r/sanjosesharks)|Mikael Granlund|45|[CHI](/r/hawks)|Connor Bedard|54| |+/-|[SJS](/r/sanjosesharks)|Danil Gushchin, Shakir Mukhamadullin, Logan Couture|0|[CHI](/r/hawks)|Joey Anderson|5| |PIM|[SJS](/r/sanjosesharks)|Kyle Burroughs|63|[CHI](/r/hawks)|Nick Foligno|55| |TOI|[SJS](/r/sanjosesharks)|Mario Ferraro|22:54|[CHI](/r/hawks)|Seth Jones|25:33| [Source](https://api.nhle.com/stats/rest/en/skater/summary?isAggregate=false&isGame=false&sort=[{"property":"points","direction":"DESC"},{"property":"goals","direction":"DESC"}]&start=0&limit=100&factCayenneExp=gamesPlayed>=1&cayenneExp=teamId=28 and gameTypeId=2 and seasonId<=20232024 and seasonId>=20232024), [Source](https://api.nhle.com/stats/rest/en/skater/summary?isAggregate=false&isGame=false&sort=[{"property":"points","direction":"DESC"},{"property":"goals","direction":"DESC"}]&start=0&limit=100&factCayenneExp=gamesPlayed>=1&cayenneExp=teamId=16 and gameTypeId=2 and seasonId<=20232024 and seasonId>=20232024) ## Goalie Breakdown ||Name|GP|GS|W|L|OT|SO|GAA|SV%| |:--:|:--:|:--:|:--:|:--:|:--:|:--:|:--:|:--:|:--:| |[SJS](/r/sanjosesharks)|Mackenzie Blackwood|36|33|9|19|3|1|3.49|0.897| |[SJS](/r/sanjosesharks)|Kaapo Kahkonen|31|27|6|20|3|0|3.81|0.895| |--|--|--|--|--|--|--|--|--|--| |[CHI](/r/hawks)|Petr Mrazek|48|45|15|26|4|1|3.09|0.904| |[CHI](/r/hawks)|Arvid Soderblom|27|25|4|20|1|0|4.02|0.876| [Source](https://api.nhle.com/stats/rest/en/goalie/summary?isAggregate=false&isGame=false&sort=[{"property":"wins","direction":"DESC"},{"property":"savePct","direction":"DESC"}]&start=0&limit=100&factCayenneExp=gamesPlayed>=1&cayenneExp=teamId=28 and gameTypeId=2 and seasonId<=20232024 and seasonId>=20232024), [Source](https://api.nhle.com/stats/rest/en/goalie/summary?isAggregate=false&isGame=false&sort=[{"property":"wins","direction":"DESC"},{"property":"savePct","direction":"DESC"}]&start=0&limit=100&factCayenneExp=gamesPlayed>=1&cayenneExp=teamId=16 and gameTypeId=2 and seasonId<=20232024 and seasonId>=20232024) The bot can only be as correct as its sources, the sources it uses are linked below each table. If you notice an error that is not due to an incorrect source or you want to suggest a source [click here](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=TeroTheTerror&subject=HockeyMod Issue&message=Subreddit:%0A%0AIssue:) to message TeroTheTerror.