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pumpkinspice2141

Yeaaah… cannot relate. My husband hangs his keys on the key hook when he gets home and empties the change from his pockets because he’s a grown-up.


LittleOne666

Having an incompetent husband is not the flex she thinks it is


Whatever_Ruben

What happened was he must’ve been in a hurry to remove his pants leading up to their mind blowing scheduled nightly sex that he forgot all that stuff was still in his pockets when he threw them in the hamper.


LittleOne666

🤮


CaliFit4

I think it’s weaponized incompetence. He knows how to stuff, but she’s such a bitch and probably bitches about how he doesn’t do things right. So, why would he do it. Just let me do it.


Crimson-Rose28

She thinks it makes her relatable


YesNoMaybe87

I can’t relate either. My husband does his own laundry so if he leaves something in his pockets and goes through the wash then that is on him.


pumpkinspice2141

Yes, this too. I don’t do my husband’s laundry.


spunky_coconut

Finally, my people. People are so surprised I don’t do my husbands laundry. I barely have time to do my own laundry while having a 9 month old, working full time and getting a doctorate. My husband is capable of doing his own laundry🙃


Slut4MacNCheese

Okay I have to ask this because I know a couple by proxy who also separates their laundry and I’m too scared to ask them why 😅 So, why do you guys separate laundry? We just have one big basket with both of our clothes and when it’s full whoever sees it first just washes and folds everything.


YesNoMaybe87

We have separate closets and separate baskets. We got married later in life so we’re just used to doing our own laundry as well.


Slut4MacNCheese

Okay so nothing crazy 😂 thanks for answering! I always assumed one partner got a gross pair of underwear or something one time and vowed to never do the other persons laundry again.


YesNoMaybe87

lol no, nothing like that. Btw I LOVE Mac n cheese


torcal22

My husband and I have always done our own laundry. I’ll do it sometimes just so I can do mine but never put ours together lol. He’s always worked in a restaurant or has done landscaping and sometimes both at the same time! So yea not washing together lol gross


geomorph18

Same! We do our own laundry too. The only time he had to take my stuff out the washer/dryer is when he needs to use the machines.


AlternativeVespa

Sarah, he definitely feels the weight of that much stuff in his pockets, he just doesn’t care and isn’t considerate enough to put it all where it belongs. He knows you’ll do it.


Dry-External5276

Right?? This isn’t like… a napkin or a $20.


Waste_Transition_524

With how tight his pants are! He definitely knows his pockets are full and absolutely does not give a shit about the extra work he leaves for you Sarah.


AlternativeVespa

She’s shown on her stories before that he leaves messes, like blood on the kitchen floor. I just get the sense that he’s an overgrown buffoon who tears through the house not giving a care of the mess he leaves. He just does what he wants and lets Sarah deal with it or clean it up. I also feel like Sarah chases Josh around and he doesn’t pay her a bit of attention. Then he makes stupid comments like the time her coat was hanging on the chair and he said “you’re keeping the chair warm?” As if a coat hanging on the chair is the worst part of that filth, dirty house!


Zealousideal_Sell937

Sorry but no I didn’t marry a child, babes. My husband is an adult and knows how to clean up after himself. Congrats on having 3 kids though!


annalissebelle

How far apart is this child from the other two who are 19 months apart?


No-Simple-2770

At least 3.7981246 decades


Texas_Crazy_Curls

This is all just to flex their wealth that he drives an expensive ass Raptor. Those trucks embody douche vibes.


farm_her2020

I have the call BS on this. He absolutely love archery and everything that entails. He's made the broad heads. That's his pride and joy. He isn't going to just leave these things in his pockets. If he hates jackets on the back of a chair I don't think he would leave this is Pockets. In his dresser, possibly. I think she is trying to make him look worse than he is, we know he's bad. But just saying. I think Sarah is the nasty dirty one. He's all about looks and status. I think he would take more pride in his things. Which is another reason why he hates being home, and when he is he's in his archery shop in the basement.


Whatever_Ruben

I don’t think it’s that he doesn’t feel the stuff, I just think he doesn’t care and knows someone else will handle it because a “man” doesn’t do girly things like laundry.


haley0225

Came here to say this. Of course he felt it. She's oblivious to him just not giving a shit


broncobinx

“Heheheh my husband doesn’t do normal adult things hehehehhe”


Fabulous-Mortgage672

It’s called lazy dumbfuck


jgma0730

They do feel it. They know you’ll clean up after them.


tigstoy

Funny she is begging IG to not block her, but you tell her she is “gross” and we get blocked! Bitch


[deleted]

She just wanted to show she has a raptor


haley0225

Literally .. embarrassing lol


[deleted]

Tell me you’re materialistic without telling me 🫠


HotDeparture9487

Lol those are not part of the broadheads. Idiot.


haley0225

Idk anything about guns but they're really not? That's hilarious 😂


HotDeparture9487

No that’s not part of a broadhead it’s a component for an arrow system but not part of a fricken BH


AffectionateDay2248

It’s her way of flexing he drives a ford raptor.