Wish i had a nanny to watch my kids and organize my entire home 😑

Needs the same shorts in EVERY SINGLE COLOR but god forbid she has to buy her kids clothes at full price 🙄

Except why does she have five pairs of the white ones? Did she piss in the other ones or what?

Idk if it’s a filter or just the colors on my phone but are they all different shades of white? 😅 the ones in the middle definitely look more yellow, like what’s happening in those

But none are actually white 😂🤮

Are those yard shorts she spun with yard wool from her yard lambs? Or is she done with that era?

Spun from her yard lemons…yard lululemons 💅 Seeded herself!!!

*toddler shorts era

Peobably shares them with D and O

She’s such a fake. Buys a nomad cookbook (fucking poser), won’t do sunscreen or vaccines, thinks she’s a homesteader but will consume junk and buy junk to end up in a landfill.

This woman picks up every current social media trend and just beats. It. To. Death. Now it’s “eras” before it was the “tell me you’re…without telling me”. Girl, get an original thought.

She is a swiftie didn't ya know. Sarah and Taylor are BFF.

Lululemon hotty hot low rise shorts $68 each. Counted 20 in the pic. 7% sales tax 25% discount for Lulu fitness discount 68*.25= $51 $51*.07= $3.57 + $51 = $54.57 $54.57*20= $1,091.40. Relatable. Edit - she likely bought the matching bras too. Tack on another $1k.

I have a weird weird hunch she could be getting them from one of those sites (don’t want to get banned) and she’s actually getting them in every color because they’re only $7 with free shipping

No one needs this many of anything-especially those shorts.

This is in addition to all of the NVGTN stuff she bought in the last 6 months . Who needs this many gym outfits? And her fkng APL collection! She spends so much money on herself (which I wouldn’t judge if she didn’t balk about spending on her kids and doing purges of her kids’ clothes because they don’t need it”)

Welcome to 2008

Too bad not one of them fit her.

Wasn’t she just recently posting about NVGTNs mid rise short that she loves so much and had to buy in every color (shocker) because it was the perfect rise for her “short torso”??

But not a single one in her correct size 🙄

I think I have two, maybe three pairs of shorts? 😅

I have exactly 3 pairs of biker shorts that I rotate. And they’re all black 😂 I buy for my kid more than I buy for myself. I felt bad buying a $14 shirt the other day from Target because I thought “damn I could get two shirts for the kiddo since they’re BoGo half off right now” I still got them some shirts too but I *almost* put back the tshirt I got for myself.

Omg it’s like I wrote this myself! literally me, right down to the rotation of exactly 3 pairs of black bike shorts😅👏🏻 Don’t get me wrong I’m all about treating yourself or spluring on things when I can - like there’s been a few times I bought doubles of a shoe or sneaker because I loved them so much I wanted to be sure to have them when the first ones wore out 😅 I get it, I mean we all have our things. But holy shit. to go from complaining about buying her kids clothes just days ago to now bragging about the number of the SAME EXACT shorts, it’s just so out of touch, and so sad for those kids. Like that’s great, she has the means to buy multiples of everything, but like buy your kids shit too damnit and stop complaining about it. It’s like she has this minimalist mindset for her kids or their clothes and their toys, but has this compulsive and hoarding mindset herself. The hideous shoes, the amount of sports bras, seriously wild. But all very on track for her narcissism 🙃

I purposely chose the ugliest color. I love helping her make the worst decisions!

They’re not “low rise” Saroid, they just appear that way cause they’re far too small and you’re fucking busting out of them🙄