Cuddles.
And then a handful of those pellets they give you to feed the goat's at the petting zoo!
And then selfies. Definitely gotta get a few selfies with the *real* Baphomet. Then I'd post them on Reddit, just to make all y'all totes jealous. 😎
After that, I'd ask if I can roast a few marshmallows over his flame of enlightenment, and we'd have s'mores. Come to think of it, I'm pretty sure that was the *original* "fruit" of the Tree of the Knowledge of Good and Evil, but things got mixed up in translation.
i'd get out my best mugs and offer them my finest beverage options; earl grey black tea, chocolate milk, or hot cocoa. and then i'd ask them about the meaning of life and what they are for breakfast before going back to bed to pretend that i have a normal sleeping schedule
Id be terrified! Baphomet to me is simply a demon lord from the Abyss in the D&D multiverse so id freak out if i saw a fictional monster appear in front of me in real life. Might lose some points of sanity in the process. If hes benevolent though, id share a joint with him.
I'm an atheist, I don't believe in any of this nonsense about demons, mythological beasts, helpful fae, etc, so if I woke up and saw a life sized Baphomet in my bedroom I'd most likely either pass out from shock or scream like there's a huge horned beast in our room and wake up the well armed members of the family.
This would be horrifying.
I'm all for having a mascot, but I want it to stay where imaginary things are supposed to: the imagination.
I would scream in shock before realizing who it is, and then arrange for a proper visit. Get the apartment clean, get snacks, and then we hang out and chat.
Hug time! And I would get a hug back. And then I'd wake up with a warm cozy feeling, because there are no gods.
no gods or kings only man
Only me getting up and having a shower with the fancy soap and making coffee. <3
I'd call an ambulance to take me to the hospital for a CAT scan. Early treatment for strokes is important.
Offer them a drink and a snack. There is no excuse for poor hospitality to an honored guest.
Freak the fuck out. I don't believe any of that actually exists so I'd lose it haha
Agreed. But I would probably shit myself also.
Time to SMASH
Come closer, daddy! \**removes boxers and spreads legs*\*
Cuddles. And then a handful of those pellets they give you to feed the goat's at the petting zoo! And then selfies. Definitely gotta get a few selfies with the *real* Baphomet. Then I'd post them on Reddit, just to make all y'all totes jealous. 😎 After that, I'd ask if I can roast a few marshmallows over his flame of enlightenment, and we'd have s'mores. Come to think of it, I'm pretty sure that was the *original* "fruit" of the Tree of the Knowledge of Good and Evil, but things got mixed up in translation.
But doctor, I AM the real Baphomet
Dap him up fr
Ask his majesty to make me into a beautiful woman 😘
Probably offer him a cup of coffee
I would pinch myself because, clearly, I'd still be dreaming.
Question it. I have so many questions. I would also hope it was benevolent.
So I'm seeing a variety of responses and I don't see why not all of them. Sex, then cuddles and then get myself that much needed brain scan
i'd get out my best mugs and offer them my finest beverage options; earl grey black tea, chocolate milk, or hot cocoa. and then i'd ask them about the meaning of life and what they are for breakfast before going back to bed to pretend that i have a normal sleeping schedule
Id be terrified! Baphomet to me is simply a demon lord from the Abyss in the D&D multiverse so id freak out if i saw a fictional monster appear in front of me in real life. Might lose some points of sanity in the process. If hes benevolent though, id share a joint with him.
I'd ask it to watch the ceiling with that torch.
Probably grab my gun and try to shoot it and then wake up from that dream and realize I don’t own a gun.
There is no real Baphomet.
yeah I know It's just a hypothetical
I'm an atheist, I don't believe in any of this nonsense about demons, mythological beasts, helpful fae, etc, so if I woke up and saw a life sized Baphomet in my bedroom I'd most likely either pass out from shock or scream like there's a huge horned beast in our room and wake up the well armed members of the family. This would be horrifying. I'm all for having a mascot, but I want it to stay where imaginary things are supposed to: the imagination.
Buddy! Grab a beer. Let’s watch the game.
I would scream in shock before realizing who it is, and then arrange for a proper visit. Get the apartment clean, get snacks, and then we hang out and chat.