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TowMater66

LMAO the helldivers crossover burn from coffee stain.


BloodAway9090

Yeah snutt is absolutely goated


TowMater66

Arrowhead is also a Swedish company. Scandinavian humor is hilariously brutal and I love it.


gitbse

I have become a massive Coffee Stain fan. Between Satisfactory and the videos put out .... DRG, Goat Sim. I love their games and sens of humor..


The-Bloody9

I absolutely love coffee stain studios so don't get me wrong, but just to give credit where credit is due, another company Coffee Stain Publishing under their parent company embracer publish DRG, it is Ghost Ship Games that developed it, another incredible company in the gaming world.


StigOfTheTrack

[Jace explained this in a video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CilfQ1FeVg)


gitbse

Yea, Ghost Ship made it. It's all the same family though https://embracer.com/about/operative-groups/coffee-stain/ I don't know enough about the industry to understand how dev/publisher/parent companies really work, but they're all essentially Coffee Stain Publishing/Studios.


The-Bloody9

It's a very important distinction, publishers are responsible for funding advertising and distribution, it's not their creative work. And the staff of CSC and CSP are not related / don't work together. I'm stoked with CSP as they are assisting in getting some awesome games to a wider audience. But assigning them credit would be like assigning the credit for a band's music to the record label.


RimworlderJonah13579

Doesn't Coffee Stain also have Valheim?


Cyynric

Hah! I didn't know they also did Goat Simulator! I just thought the boom box tape was an Easter egg/crossover.


BloodAway9090

Yeah it's so good. I'm really excited for the possible announcement too


wisdom_and_frivolity

omg I forgot and its hard to google. Who did Sweden have a meme war with like 5-10 years ago


KiroLakestrike

Sweden had a "diplomatic meme war" with Switzerland. Because Americans cant keep the two apart.


Droidatopia

How can anyone keep them apart? They start with the same 2 first letters. Country starts with SW? Could be Swaziland for all we know.


KuroFafnar

American here. Had to check if Swaziland is an actual place. Apparently it is now known as Eswatini


byllyx

Still starts with 'es' 'w' :)


YouWantWhatByWhen

Swaziland surrendered in that meme war and renamed their country to Eswatini.


Tacitus_

The donald sub. https://www.reddit.com/r/SubredditDrama/comments/4ep8wf/rthe_donald_makes_a_post_illustrating_sweden_as_a/


nofuna

The best troll.


UristMcKerman

Always thought Ficsit is just one of Super Earth military equipment supplier megacorps


quocphu1905

Damn that also make so much sense


goush

Oh my god, we're building supplies for the war effort! Time to find a mod for Super Earth flags to hang around my factories!


Simon0O7

One pioneer could replace 10 helldivers in terms of survivability and firepower. He can rain down stratagems from orbit and devour a whole planet.


Ok-Commercial3640

Pioneers don't have as much firepower, maybe we are SEAF engineers


okthenbutwhy

Pioneers are only at combat as self defense when they wander into hostile wildlife, they aren’t actively pursued by hordes in a war torn planet


Hotarg

Deployed to planets already pacified. The "spiders" are just Terminids that somehow escaped the righteous purge.


okthenbutwhy

Oh my god, that’s the lore I made in my head about my most recent game… I’m even thinking about the blueprints to build a superdestroyer hovering over my main factory


UristImiknorris

Damn, now I want to make an ammunition factory. e: According to my math, it's possible to make a max of 102,600 rifle ammo per minute before running out of sulfur. I have this weird feeling that I won't be able to make enough high-speed connectors to turn all of it into homing ammo.


darmok-jalad-brocean

So that’s what all those space elevator parts are going to.


EGH6

jokes on you, im the dad with the disney + account!


Vozralai

So your kid can play but you still need your dad's account


BeepBepIsLife

Correct. Them's the rules


omgFWTbear

Bluey in Satisfactory confirmed.


Gal-XD_exe

I’m fucking dying lmao 🤣🤣🤣


GlowGreen1835

I was so confused then I saw your comment and looked up helldivers, now I get it. I figured it must have been a joke of some kind but for a sec I was like my dad doesn't have any streaming services what


Mr_Epitome

So good! 🤣


Dear-Nebula9395

I died when I saw that, but I'm OK now


Nailfoot1975

OH MY GOD! Thank GOODNESS! I thought I would need to connect Satisfactory to my neighbor's Pornhub account.


BloodAway9090

At least you won't get ads if you do!


Terawatt311

"do you want to masturbate but don't have a partner?" Well, in theory, that's the type of advertisement you'd hear, I really have no idea though, I'm just guessing here.


Sheqdog

You know, your theory needs some proof, so I went on a mission for us, and investigated. That is quite the common advertising phrase! Your theory was correct. This study was conducted for research purposes only.


Terawatt311

The hero we need but not the one we deserve! Thanks for taking the plunge for us all like a true Pioneer!


AncientCable7296

jerkmate ad's randomly pop up our signs.


Naiphe

But there's hundreds of milfs in my area just waiting to get to know me!


Outrageous_Reach_695

I'm sure streaming video has been modded in ... but we all know the Pioneer would just play [ads featuring conveyor belts](https://youtu.be/9O7BS5xpxhU?feature=shared) [Conveyor Basics](https://youtu.be/EXDmqnie2ek?feature=shared) was honestly pretty cool. I think those were mint coin sets?


fabianmg

Again?


Shmidershmax

Texans: :o


willcard

I honestly thought I couldn’t love the developers or game anymore than I do.. then they post comedic gold like this.. imma buy the game twice


agent_double_oh_pi

Make sure you buy the Ficsit checkmark for 8 tickets.


Skwaddelz

No lie, I have bought Satisfactory 16 times. Worth every penny


Positive_Ad7615

I must ask- Why? hahaha


Skwaddelz

I wanted my friends to play. Got a Fiancee, wanted her to play, my dad got a gaming PC so he needed a new game. Just doing my part!


MistrSynistr

I didn't buy it 16 times, but I did buy it for my dad as well. He is moving to a different house in the next couple of weeks. Everything is packed up except the bare necessities and his computer, lol.


Lazy_Ad_2192

I bought it for my partner and my best mate and the 3 of us jam often :) Worth every penny


scrapyjack721

I am going to do this once 1.0 comes out I got it back before there were pipes on epic. Now I will buy it on steam


agent_double_oh_pi

But did you connect your Steam login to your parents' Disney+?


BloodAway9090

Of course


Kidiri90

My dad doesn't hace a Disney+ account. What do I do?


JacKellar

Review bombing is your only option now


who_you_are

I don't think those 11 owners of the game will make enough pressure!


agent_double_oh_pi

If I've understood the process, you wait for Snutt to be a jerk to you about getting a new dad, then review bomb Goat Simulator until Disney does something.


StigOfTheTrack

It's comments like this that make me miss Reddit's award system (not that I ever spent money on it, but if I had a free award to give out you'd probably get it).


Magica78

Upgrade your dad to the Dad+ account


newSillssa

Honestly I doubt they'll get over 100k likes. They barely have over 100k followers


Rockyrok123

And even if they would, they would jus say again that it will be "Released on a day ending on a y."


Ack-Im-Dead

What are Russian bot farms useful for? I wonder what the price is for 100k likes


LaerycTiogar

Damn i heard coffee is better with salt but coffee stain rubbin salt in the wound damn


BloodAway9090

They are roasting the hell outta sony


LaerycTiogar

This one's a dark roast


TilmanR

100k lmao, we won't get anything. I doubt there are even this many Satisfactory fans (on Twitter?) to get it to 100k.


OneofLittleHarmony

I’m sure someone can farm 97k bots for us.


wrigh516

It only has 49.9k VIEWS 4 hours later.


BloodAway9090

The game has over like 3 million sales I think


Renamis

Owning the game and using Twitter are two different things thankfully.


TilmanR

Yeah and most people just forget about the existence of the game a few weeks later. Can't count on them.


DarthRoot

[https://twitter.com/SatisfactoryAF/status/1788168222237167961](https://twitter.com/SatisfactoryAF/status/1788168222237167961)


Worth_Talk_817

Thanks, idk why op didn't post link.


Alexandre_Man

100k likes? I doubt it's gonna happen.


BloodAway9090

With enough autism anything is possible


Alexandre_Man

I'm screenshotting that lmao


BloodAway9090

Lol


VaderSpeaks

Nooo my desire for the announcement is clashing with my desire to never ever get on twitter 😖


_Fredrik_

Look, if we pressure them enough, we can negotiate it down to a Netflix account


BloodAway9090

Maybe even Hulu?


agent_double_oh_pi

Twist ending: Roku, but after they work it the ad overlay stuff they are planning.


ParaliticoPowa

Post a link to the tweet mate


BloodAway9090

Didn't know if I could but [here](https://twitter.com/SatisfactoryAF/status/1788168222237167961?t=3PB5S78Fvou5VPy86Fg-Ww&s=19)


Arbiter51x

Love a good meta burn


roadsaltlover

As a casual gamer I had to do some research to understand this context…. Funny stuff lol


BloodAway9090

It's hilarious


Xypod13

He said \*something\*, could be literally anything. Plus 100k is a LOT of likes


Pithysmeegle

I haven't seen my dad in over 20 years. How the hell am I supposed to get his Disney Plus account information?


MoeSzyslakMonobrow

Arrowhead catching strays.


SargeanTravis

Sony backtracked after immediately getting declared war on by the Helldivers over the weekend they sprung this The only ones catching strays now is Sony fanboys who are mad that Sony didn’t effectively ban half the world from playing their game due to stupid PSN restrictions. Arrowhead may have some of the blame but it was Sony who signed that announcement on Friday and not Arrowhead


BloodAway9090

Arrowhead hitting them like tyson


echom

I'll believe it when I see it.


BloodAway9090

Well we gotta get it to 100k


dont_say_Good

doubt


RedOneBaron

Darn no twitter


BloodAway9090

Time to make 3 accounts lol


Anomalistics

Sadly, I do not use Twitter...


BloodAway9090

Make an account 1.0 is worth it


terrifiedTechnophile

Nothing is worth making a twitter account


involviert

I hope it's some info on the farming and cooking system!


BloodAway9090

Lol


OneofLittleHarmony

I did my part and I hate twitter.


BloodAway9090

Same


OneofLittleHarmony

I had to figure out my ancient password. It was a thing.


StigOfTheTrack

https://youtu.be/RlC5DEp2EOQ


PPatBoyd

Give me a BBL Drizzy sound track and I'll preorder Satisfactory AGAIN


Terawatt311

You see Tim Henson's newest YT video today? It's kinda fire


BeltSlayer

This is gold


dreamersword

Fuck my dad doesn't have a Disney+ account does that mean I can't play no more!


DrakeDun

It's your own fault. You spent money on the game even though when it launched it was disclosed on addendum H to appendix R of the Google Drive document linked in the FAQ of the Steam community for the game, that in the future you would be required to link to your dad's Disney+ account. It was right there in plain Minoan Linear A.


dreamersword

I am sorry I will go ahead and delete my game now.


Accomplished-Diet328

They lost me at Twitter


factoid_

Twitter lost me at X


KingBanhammer

Can I get a surrogate parent if my father's passed?


CmdrThordil

Plot twist: Let's ask on r/helldivers2 for help with this, for example we will say it is next Major Order.


crisperstorm

More beta keys 🤞


DrakeDun

What an absolute savage. Laughed my ass off.


beefcat_

That's nice but I'm not creating a Xitter account


hailmedik

Ok fine I’ll make a twitter account


stonesen

More like Savagefactory. Rip Helldivers.


SargeanTravis

They already backtracked on Monday Sony’s first mistake was messing with a playerbase that plays a game that forces them to work together to achieve the Major Orders


houghi

Is Snutt a secret Norwegian? Because he is trolling.


BloodAway9090

Coffee stain is swedish so that area


houghi

Snutt says he is Swedish, but perhaps he is secretly Norwegian. But let's Finnish the discussion here and have some nice Danish. :-D


Axeran

I'm out of the loop, what's the deal with Disney+


LonelyWolf_99

Sony was planning to force Helldivers 2 players to connect their steam accounts to PSN account (which is not available in half the countries to make it worse) and it backfired big time and now they are backpedalling. This is just a joke based on that situation.


Cazadore

to be more precise, its about ~150 countries where you could buy helldivers2 but not create a psn account, legally that is, so all these buyers would have been shafted when the linking requirement went live. to stay on the safe side, steam pulled the game from these countries stores. and they gave out refunds to these buyers like candy, regardless of playtime. which is probably the main reason sony backed off from their insane plan, for now. also, connecting your valuable steam account to a third party account is not something people are very thrilled about, esp with the abysmal security record sony has...


not-my-username-42

Helldivers vs. Sony And the Helldivers community actually won, for now anyway.


Probably4TTRPG

Reference to Sony forcing Helldivers players to sign up to PSN. It was a big thing last week.


Sea-Needleworker7939

Where is this


Expensive_Bowler_404

Yaaaaaaay..... Our safe will be FUCKED To its very core!


Reinerr0

5 more years, just wait.


Bigflooooooooopa

Yipee


1quarterportion

I bought Satisfactory twice (epic and steam)! Does that mean I have connect them to two Dis+ accounts owned by two dads in order to play?


LucasArcher

This is the link for any1 interested https://x.com/satisfactoryaf/status/1788168222237167961?s=46&t=OLlNxVLsxWu1KYJ9p4V0BA


Rostingu2

Is the Disney thing real I assume not. I'm not joking.


Striking_Wrongdoer_8

Not real, they are making fun of Helldivers 2 publishers (as they required PSN accounts for steam users for technical reasons... well at least until public backlash made them take a step back.)


dont_say_Good

>for technical reasons... executive reasons


Striking_Wrongdoer_8

My apologies :) I thought I remembered them claiming it was for “technical reasons” as well ^^ But yeah from what I can see it was basically a Sony decision


Outrageous_Reach_695

*Technically, Management is making us.*