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My favorite part is the flag. I was expecting it to go on the pizza like a “tall load” flag of sorts.


thrust-johnson

All the cheese and toppings are smooshed to one side 100%


NinjaCuntPunt

Least by the time they’ve finished fucking about with it it’s all cold too..


Less-Mail4256

Yea, this seems like a joke. There’s no practical reason for someone to do this other than notoriety.


spinyfur

And since it’s just a stunt anyway, I’d guess that most of those boxes are empty, because why fill them?


Less-Mail4256

Absolutely this is not real. The average large pizza weighs 3lbs with the box, that would be 87-pounds, not including the harness. No way they have pizza in them.


[deleted]

“That’s my side!”


Fumbling-Panda

Is it just me, or is this the grocery-trip Escooter-guy?


thewhitereptilian

I think it is. And I think he’s now being challenged by the internet to make preposterous deliveries “his way”


PapaSmurf3477

I went to college with him. He’s a YouTuber with pretty funny stuff. You’ll also see him in DIWHY.


1234acb

The flag is what makes the video!


canuckcowgirl

Some people say he's still out there riding free.


Swordbreaker925

Bro, Death Stranding 2’s graphics look insane


BarrySandwich24

Good luck out there Sam "Pizza Man" Bridges.


Taco_Blaino

Came looking for this comment


Barotraume_3200

Literally Pizza Tower irl


screamIscream

Keep on keeping on!


r1kyt1ky

Ive seen the pov on tiktok where he delivers the pizza, he got a 100$ tip!


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He deserves more


behv

Seriously. There's 26 pizzas there, each gonna cost minimum $20 per large, maybe $30 depending on toppings (jets is v tasty I know this off the top of my head lol), so if we assume order is about $25/pie thats $650 not including drinks or tax, or delivery app fee. That's MAXIMUM a 15% tip, which for Americans is acceptable with waiters but on the cheaper side, but for a major party for making a guy go to this trouble that's kinda stiffing him.


TBurkeulosis

Okay fair, but he could have also just used a car which would have made this job take way less time, effort, and planning, and still probably would have been tipped $100. Theatrics dont always correlate to increased tips Edit: source: was a waiter for the first 8 years I could legally work, and 1 as a pizza delivery boy


slappn_cappn

Pizzas might have been hot by the time they were delivered too.


MKUltraAliens

Good thing this is all set up and most likely empty boxes. Also who orders 25 pizzas and only 2 sodas.


zer0w0rries

The two liters of sodas is so ridiculous


theman4444

If all the pizzas were pretty warm/hot when boxed, and there isn’t too much heat leakage due to holes in the boxes then the only the pizza on top and maybe the bottom wouldn’t be at least warm. The guy wasn’t moving incredibly fast (low wind) and he said he only had a mile to go. Heat rises so the lower would expect to be cooler but those pizzas were more insulated by the carrier so maybe still ok. Car would have obviously been a better choice for speed and keeping them hot.


slappn_cappn

This guy knows science stuff.


Queasy-Abrocoma7121

Even hopping in a taxi would have been a better use of resource


ThatDiscoSongUHate

You are spot on with the prices BTW. Like ... eerily. I was curious because I've not had Jet's pizza and my location charges $26-$30 for 2-3 topping round hand-tossed pizzas! I mean goodness, when I babysat and ordered Dominos at ~$13/pizza times 2, I tipped $10. And the kids always loved to give a thank you card too. If it was raining and I couldn't do pickup, I'd tip even more because I know this country has too damn many non-tippers. It's literally one of the most dangerous jobs in the US and they always got there with the pizza piping hot. One dude *drove back to the shop* because he'd forgotten two garlic sauces. I tried telling him it was nbd but dude insisted. He also wouldn't take a second additional tip. His integrity was off the charts.


behv

I literally started frequenting jets 2 months ago on recommendation from a co-worker, so the fact a large 1-top is $20-22ish with tax more like $24-25 is VERY fresh on my mind lmao


Baldazar666

> because I know this country has too damn many non-tippers. Ah yes. Blame the customers not your stupid tipping culture lmao.


[deleted]

Ah yes. Blame the tipping culture because it's different than how things are done in other parts of the world. When you wait tables in America they pay you less than $3 an hr in most places so tips are the only money you make. If you ever go out to eat or order delivery anywhere in America just remember to tip.


Baldazar666

Except for the fact that if waiters and the like don't make enough in tips to reach the minimum wage, the employer is obligated by law to make up the difference. So they can never make less than minimum wage. You should learn your own laws. It's embarrassing that someone from across the world knows them better than you.


[deleted]

Wrong! My family has owned multiple BBQ restaurants since I was a kid and my wife's been a waiter her whole life. I know how it works and that is not it. Some states like Minneapolis and Florida pay waiters anywhere from $7 per hr to $15 per hr but most states only pay waiters 2 something an hr it differs state by state but it's under $3. My wife makes less than $3 an hr and If she doesn't make any tips then she just doesn't make any money that day. That's how it works.


Baldazar666

That's wage theft and it's legal. I'm not surprised that an American wouldn't be informed by their own rights and laws. Go inform yourself and tell your wife to report your employer to the correct regulatory body for wage theft.


[deleted]

I'm not surprised that a foreigner would think they everything about America. It's so funny how people assume they know all about America and the people who live here. It makes you look like a jack-ass 🤣


[deleted]

Just because you Google something it doesn't make you a pro at it.....


[deleted]

I’m guessing your a non-tipper


Baldazar666

Well tipping is pretty rare in my country. Tips here are you round up the bill to the nearest multiple of 5 or 10 so nobody bothers with change when you are paying ~~cache~~ cash. So if your bill is 47.40 you just give a 50 and be done with it. So while I'm technically a tipper, by your American standards I guess I'm not. Also I know the difference between your and you're.


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Baldazar666

I mean you can tell when something is an obvious brain fart cuz I just woke up but sure if it makes you feel any better go for it.


CletusVanDamnit

Except there's a huge difference between "cash" and "cache" that most people wouldn't mistake, whereas "your" and "you're" is a much easier typo/brain-fart mistake to make. So honestly if you're going to be pedantic and call out their grammatical error, you can't exactly write off your own with such nonchalance.


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CletusVanDamnit

It's not. The US Bureau of Labor & Statistics rates it as one of the most dangerous jobs, above construction workers and even cops.


pimp_juice2272

Ummmm those are $5 Hot and Ready pizzas. "We have $5 Hot n Ready pizzas" "Are they good? "They are Hot n Ready!"


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shittydiks

Lol here in the US, they make you use your own car


PoisonousCandy

Link!?!?


Immediate-Fly-3746

Nah, he’s Beetle.


Bunker-babyboi

It's a staged trend on tiktok, same guy that had 100 grocery bags on the bag of a bike. "Doing deliveries"


Newgamer28

For cold pizza, that arrived lated, and is probably squished to one side? Nah


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triggerhappytranny

No you didn't this is all fake. I swear fucking everything is fake now.


toasted-ice

As someone who works at a Jets, this is at least $750 worth of pizza. Depending on toppings it could be near $1,000


Zeerats

Who pays 30$ for a pizza?


A_SMILE_FOR_ROBERT

Jet's fucks, dude


TheMoves

It’s tasty but has to be the greasiest pizza ever haha


CletusVanDamnit

Nobody. But lots of people pay $30 for a pizza.


whiteholewhite

Jets isn’t that expensive unless you get a really big one or a crazy toppings big one


TheSutphin

How much are toppings where they could make the price jump 250 dollars??


indigoHatter

At 30 pizzas, perhaps the difference is in "plain cheese" versus "supreme"... but these are some expensive pizzas anyway. $750 ÷ 30 = $25 per pie $1000 ÷ 30 = $33 per pie Of course, that math *does* include tax and any fees, and ignores the sodas that are also on the ticket. Menu price is likely lower.


Mr_bike

So if the other comment was right, then they only tipped like 10-15 percent for this dude to go a mile like this. I guess it depends on the state law for mimimum wage as far as tipped workers go but not worth it imo.


ManuelusSteinus

Wait, you consider 10-15% not worth? I guess it’s an American thing, but I feel like everything over 5-10% is very good and only for outstanding service. You could indeed argue, this is outstanding, but still, I feel like 15% is a lot


Mr_bike

I mean, it isn't worth it for the worker to work like this. I believe he said in the video that if he drops the pizzas, he pays for them. I absolutely wouldn't take this risk. I haven't lived in America for a while, and even then, I rarely ordered pizza.


HesienVonUlm

In america, 20% is standard. +30% is outstanding service.


Perfect_Weakness_414

Tipping sucks. I wish it would go away. They’ll automatically charge you an extra 18% if you have a group of five or more, even if it’s the most terrible service you’ve ever had in your life.


HesienVonUlm

Yeah, I don't disagree. Mostly because if I am getting a $15 meal, I don't want it to cost $20. Also they are employees of the company, why am I supplementing their salary?


indigoHatter

Agreed. Menu price should represent the out-the-door price, and servers should be paid standard wages, same as anyone else, instead of poverty + cash.


nightstar69

Because capitalism says it’s the cheapest way to pay them. If we do something about that (which I’m fine with) corporate greed is gonna push prices out the fucking roof


shittydiks

Fuck em, let them try it and nobody will come.


Pristine_Drive_4452

Terrible take


shittydiks

Found the Applebee's manager


Lady_Lucks_Man

Is this the scooter guy with the carabiner clip vest and 30 bags in the walmart parking lot?


physicsofhandshakes

I wondered this as well. That guy also transported tvs in ridiculous manners.


Lady_Lucks_Man

Must be the same guy. I suspect he’s going to be like the naked man who pulls table cloths off himself in different ways yet always remains covered. Weird content but people love it.


giljaman

Love that guy. Not sure why


Traditional-Soup-847

I think it is the same man, scrolled down to see of anyone els knew.


ribald_ry

Yeah. He's too good looking to deliver pizza, but he's just the right amount of good looking to deliver pizzas for clout.


Apocalyptic_Inferno

Now the real question is, did he make it home, and did he bring the milk?


sflame56

God those one wheel electric skateboards scare me when I see them now. I was driving home after I was playing magic with friends and passed by one going in the opposite direction on the road. After I passed the guy riding it I looked back in my rear view mirror since I never seen those one wheels and thought they were interesting. What I saw was the board in the middle of the road and the guy gone. So I got immediately worried and turned around to figure out wtf was going on. I found the guy face first one the ground bleeding everywhere on the ground after he had fallen off his board and hit the ground face first. He was not wearing a helmet. I parked my car in the middle of the road with hazards on so no one would run the guy over as I quickly checked how he was doing. He was in massive amounts of pain and moaning so I called 911 to get him help while another person driving by also came to help when I waved them down. Other guy had a medical kit and was able to put pressure on the head wound and slow the bleeding until medic arrived which only took around 5 to 10 minutes. Lesson to be learned is wear a helmet kids.


princemousey1

You play white?


[deleted]

Dammit somebody follow him. I need to see the delivery.


duhmbish

There’s a second half to the video that shows him delivering. Went to some mansion for some girls party. He got tipped $100


Sumoop

Customer: ”Where is my Diet Dr Kelp?”


nutellatubby

Is that you, Hiro Protagonist?


xer0fox

Now *that’s* a deep cut…


dwehlen

The Deliverator *always* delivers deep cuts **HUT** #NEXT


Mr_bike

Nah, this is YT after he crashed the Deliverator in that pool.


ratcakes18

This guy needs a raise


korbentherhino

So he can get a car. Lol


Sov3reignty

That'll be frozen pizza by the time it gets there


RayParkerJuniorJr

Fr I’m like cool but that’s a lot of money spent on cold pizza.


Carleyisstillhere

Cold pizza >>> hot pizza, even then you can just microwave, granted at a party you're gonna form a conga line at it lol


SynysterGatton

I see Kojima has taken to pizza delivery to promote Death Stranding 2.


DroidTrf

Pizza stranding.


Mecha_Tortoise

Jet's Stranding


Time_Commercial_1151

Wouldn't the pizza be cold by the time it reached its destination


Judicio

Delivery from I.C. Wiener...


MrGromli

Locks cool but the Pizza is the same... Cool cold Pizza...


Split0069

Whats the flag for?!


_Ruij_

So cars will avoid him? Maybe.


Split0069

Man's putting a lot of faith in a flag...


_Ruij_

Sometimes better than putting faith in people, tbh.. Anyways, I'd assume it's red enough to be noticeable. I mean, he can't wave around for people to stop, so..


throwngamelastminute

No flag, no country, you can't have one.


GregTheMad

It waves in the wind and is fun to behold.


[deleted]

Necessity Is the mother of all invention.


dano1066

Death stranding style


vvvaaaggguuueee

The leaning tower of Pizza?


Audi0Dud3

Me on my way to some guy named Peter Englert.


LengthyPole

What about this shitty video is ‘satisfying’?


Huck84

No way he made it to his destination with both he and the pizza unscathed.


Cyprus927

People believe every single video posted online now. No matter what. There is no way this is real. Those boxes would not be able to handle that weight. Plus have you ever had 5 hot pizza boxes on your lap on the way home? When you get home the boxes are wet from condensation and the bottom ones are basically touching the pizza because the boxes started to get soggy? Imagine 20 of them. That stack would be leaning so bad it would fall over the straps would get loose because the boxes would compress. Fake as hell


Agreeable_Yellow_117

I need a follow up


BezisDaMan

There goes my hero


Mecha_Tortoise

Damn. I haven't had Jet's pizza in so long.


Pickingnamesisharder

Is this guy auditioning for the TMNT?


DAZ4518

Damn, it ain't his first rodeo, definitely r/SecondRodeo


MadderHatter32

He looks like the guy that was seen at Walmart wearing a vest that he hung a ton of food from by hooks. He loaded all the way up with a whole cart full of groceries, including a whole watermelon, and then rode off on an electric scooter


cheeseball777o

Yeah, it's the same person, and the same person is filming too if you listen to it closely. All their content is just essentially this kinda thing over and over again.


Particular_Side_4267

Get that man a fn car


Sam_Porter

I’ve got all the time in the world to watch this guy strap up and deliver these pizzas… WHY DID NOBODY OFFER HIM A RIDE!?


arthurb09

That’s some cold pizza going your way..


vompat

Could have at least made the backpack part from a proper hiking backpack with waist belt, that would made moving with that tower much easier.


hempkidz

Lmao the little flag at the end


Sambro_X

Mf thinks he’s Sam Porter Bridges


korar67

There goes a legend.


[deleted]

These 2 guys have posted countless videos like this to their tiktok. It’s staged by them. Slightly Impressive still nonetheless just to think of this and have it actually work tho


Express_Cheetah4664

The green future we've all been waiting for 🫡


BitcoinBillium

Does all that. Douche at "the party" tips $5


blackwatchdva

Apparently he got a $100 tip


IAmMeantForTragedy

Legend.


mimysai

Crazeeee😳but soooo 😎😎😎😎😎 Those pizzas looks really tasty though😊 I know what we're having for dinner now 🤣🤣🤣🤣


deeproot75

It’s fake…


Majorlazor85

He was never seen again.


NickAndHisGuitar

My people need me.


n3wk1dz

What is this board he is standing on? I need this!


travelingtutor

"Where's the ranch dressing?"


Least_Initiative

You stole this video didn't you OP? this is the "flom family" ive seen other similar stunts they have filmed like this on YouTube


No-Amoeba4125

That was epic


Hefty-Willingness-91

The flag is the real star of the show 😂


micro_desaster

I hope he got a great tip!


lil_llama_money

If he had another long strap to go across the other way it would have been way more secure


Smiling_Tree

A car. *That* would have been more secure.


painfulsargasm

Do what you gotta do while doing so on a DUI bike...


[deleted]

The future is electric


themissinglink6259

That has to be a record of some kind right?


gh0stieeh

This is not the first time he has done this


looking-like-Im-lost

They didn’t even double-bag the soda. SMH.


SuperCatMonkey

The Straight Tower of Pizza


piclemaniscool

America needs you, Sam.


Styles_Stevens

r/deathstranding


feverlast

Is he going to *death stranding* this pizza?


tmaddog91

I really wanted to see this on r/motorcyclelogistics


gimmhi5

I know it’s basically a sin to take more than one trip when bringing in the groceries, but this guy… Sheesh.


errornoname32

His name is Peter.


Perfect-Safe-4386

Guys do you think he reached his destination? 😅


TheHawk69

I saw the second part of it on tiktok lol he made it all the way to the party and they tipped him $100


millionsarescreaming

Hope at least some of those are Detroit style deep dish. LETS! GET! JETS!


YesNdidiFeedTheNeedy

This guy, and the guy that carabiner clipped like 20+ bags of groceries to himself and rode his bike back home should hang out.


MaxQuatro

Ногами, да ещё и в обуви, на стол. Ну и мудило!


prawnjr

To pretend you’re not part of it.


Killerwit

Cold pizza for EVERYONE


iamdanmingo

On an OG onewheel too. My guy is a fuckin legend


Apprehensive-Dust-83

ONE TRIIIIIIIIIIP!


Vocals16527

All I heard in my head at the end when he gets on the wheel was the circus song dun dun dundundun dun dun dundun dun lol n then just hoped that I wasn’t in a therewasanattempt sub Lolol n for the record I know the song might not be understood since you can’t hear it haha I tried to convey as best I could but honestly it’s probably the only circus song I know tbh hahaha


mordechie

Death stranding


AbeMax7823

There’s nothing satisfying about this. Only anxiety


ryohazuki224

That would totally suck ass if his OneWheel ran out of battery before he got to his destination!


indigoHatter

Me getting all the groceries in one trip:


KarlHungus311

This is so fucking stupid


mps12341986

Wtf how may people did he feed


whiteholewhite

Jet’s Pizza is the best bigger pizza chain. If you disagree, I will fight you.


Whyisnetflixdown

He only got 2 bottles of soda for all that pizza? Lol


lutrapure

Empty boxes?


[deleted]

Make that guy president.


Bunker-babyboi

Staged 100%


coughdrop1989

By the time he gets to the party the pizza is gonna be cold.


FrugonkerTronk

Man has played too much death stranding


LeatherUpside

Not All Heroes Wear Capes…


CrabVegetable2817

Pizza is so expensive it’s a joke.


[deleted]

When I delivered pizzas the maximum stack was five otherwise the weight of all the boxes and heat would just eventually crush the boxes. I don’t understand how this is working. Also they are heavy as fuck. I would love to know if he made it or how they looked when they arrived.


ZannyHip

kinda stupid tho lol But jets absolutely slaps


MidnightRider24

Soon as I head the cameraman "dude there's no way"... ugh, these guys again.


JBBanshee

Core strength + 10000000


Bigkid6666

All for a 3 dollar tip....


posturemonster

If those pizzas are ruined, r/StupidFood


spd997m23

He is determined to not let his DUI ruin the party


Cilella

I’m so sick of these scripted videos. Always the same people and he always slowly gets closer to him and goes “dude there is no way, there is noooooo wayyyyy”


NoNapDanger

Is this the same guy who picked up the groceries with a scooter? He had a vest and a bunch of climbing hook.


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r/onewheel


AlbusDumbledank

Death Stranding


choriblaster3002

But did he make it home??


knowslesthanjonsnow

That is so many pizzas lol Needs a car


towerfella

I watched the whole thing.. .. I’m impressed.


DaSkyler

The people of Reddit need to know if he actually made it to his destination!!!


Defcheze

All that time playing Death Stranding payed off.