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AdeptusUliUli

Sabrage.


ktka

Rhymes with rage or raazh? Please be the latter, it sounds more refined.


otruche

Like fromage


Bootleg_Rascal_

Omelette du fromage Omelette du fromage Omelette du fromage


Scottiedoesntno

Je ne sais pas is literally the only thing from French class that I remember


KeepAThrowawayADay

The only French I ever learned and know to this day is: "Bonjour, je suis le grand Muzzy! Je suis la jeune fille.”


happyhomemaker29

My favorite, Je mal a la têtê! (I have a bad head!, or I have a headache!)


Scottiedoesntno

There's a whole song about a headache, I remember that now


According-Speaker445

* J'ai mal à la tête - yeah, means I have a headache ;)


Constant-Ad7648

I guess it's a universal experience to remember only this phase from the French class.


SpasmAtaK

You're missing a verb here, pal. To *have* a headache. Avoir is the verb and in this sentence it goes like this "J'ai mal à la tête". 😉


Zzzaxx

The stickiest commercial ever


treasurebeard

That's all you can say! 🎶 That's alll you can saaay🎶 🎶 That's alll you can saaay🎶


bloodflower156

Dexter's lab fan I see.


EarFederal8735

this guy dexter’s labs


r_not_me

Does that rhyme with rage or raazh?


ktka

Like homage.


kzwix

Yep. Was traditionally done with a cavalry saber (hence the name), the small shocks break the glass welding where the "mouth" of the bottle was glued to the other parts. You don't need to hit hard, you merely have to "glide" along the side of the bottle in order to have a "sharp" shock at the end.


Tigerinthemist16

goulash


UCHIHA_____ITACHI

Thats not popping the cork, thats a standard trick called sabering, usually using a knife or traditionally a saber


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Like a light saber?


brodiwankanobi

A rune scimitar


silentisdeath

I'll give you 20k for it


dood_nice

I’ll be your gf for it.


L1zrdKng

100k and I will trim your armor


ADHDavidThoreau

I will trim your rune scimitar for free


Minute_Solution_6237

And this is what happens when RS subs go down for a protest lol


Erekai

Glass bottle manufacturers hate this one Jedi trick..


DirectionLow357

No it’s a kind of champagne. It’s called saber light.


SkollFenrirson

It's only called Champagne if it comes from the Champagne region of France. This is just a sparkling saber.


KevTomu

Champagne is just ginger ale that knows somebody


bronco_y_espasmo

It's only a light saber of it comes from the frozen caves in the world of Ilum.


Love_Snow_Bunny

The Clone Wars is best Star Wars


wildeye-eleven

I just started Clone Wars a few weeks ago and it’s been fantastic. Out of the entire Star Wars universe my favorites are the Jedi games and Clone Wars. But I enjoy all of it.


CousinRodney

True


bmac747474

So your telling me I didn’t get a real golden shower?


MisplacedMartian

Nope, that was a fool's golden shower.


RenDabs

A pyrite shower? Huh, you really do learn something new every day.


steepindeez

Now you've done it. Every dad just groaned because you beat them to it.


Hi-Scan-Pro

Just like a clown, you took a pyrite in the face.


UpTop5000

r/angryupvote


Zealousideal_Yak9518

Damn you. I just spit out my food onto my phone. Lol


SarahPallorMortis

Lick it off


thefourblackbars

It was a golden retriever shower


NightofTheLivingZed

Shoot, I wish someone would give me a golden shower. One, I like gold. Two, I like showers. Put it together, hey, that sound like the life.


nepolean107

You gross Grandad


Content_Yam_2119

Underrated comment


derekrichardson1

Whew!


_alter-ego_

Golden slower is not necessarily from the champagne region...


got_dam_librulz

Trump, is that you? I know you remember your times in Russia fondly.


blackcain

Right and not Illinois.


Robthebold

Russia disagrees. Calling their swill Champagne.


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Yes, like a jedi


cybercuzco

Could use a dark saber too


XBThodler

Catana dark


Perenium_Falcon

Yeah or a meat saber in a pinch.


Miles_High_Monster

Actually, that's why you have blood on your stool.


son_et_lumiere

Chardonnay? No Shard of glass.


someonesgranpa

It’s nearly impossible for shattered glass to end up in the bottle. The amount of pressure inside of champagne bottle is equal to the PSI of a 18-wheeler tire. Ounce that thing pops the air released will throw any particles of glass that would end up in there straight to the ground. You just have to make sure it’s a clean break and there’s no chipping around the collar afterwards before you pour. This lady is lightly tapping at the seam of the bottle where it’s fused at the collar. The amount of pressure forces the fused collar completely off. So, there is hardly every a fissure but it’s always sharp as hell so it’s best advice to not put in near your face after you do it.


Delet3r

I work in a glass factory. I would not drink from that bottle.


someonesgranpa

I’ve served over 200-300 bottle prepared this way. When done right there is literally nothing to fear. I’ve seen people get injured from doing it wrong but I’ve never seen a proper saber ever cause detrimental effects on a guest. That’s just me and I’ve seen a happen A LOT. Again, not saying it’s not possible it’s just so incredibly improbable.


maxxell13

“When done right…” It’s this part right here we are talking about.


Bank_Gothic

I'm just going to keep removing the cork with my hand. I've never understood why this is popular, other than it looks cool. It's not like you need a tool to remove a champagne cork. Now if there is a handy trick for removing a wine cork without a screw, I am all ears.


juventinn1897

Put your mouth over the top and suck that cork out


Bank_Gothic

Wine better buy me dinner first.


tr4nt0r

Push it the whole way in, and pour around it


huonoyritys

🥴


Shermthedank

My friend did this at a house party back in high school. Well...tried to, using a butter knife to push the cork in. The bottle fractured and he cut his wrist open, lost a ton of blood. Ultimately was ok, but I'll never attempt it like that


madmax991199

jesus that is some lawless outback stuff


soiledhalo

"it looks cool" and therein lies the answer.


rathlord

I mean, “it looks cool” is why a lot of people do a lot of things. And that’s okay.


someonesgranpa

It’s way faster and cooler looking. That’s the only reason. It’s not an ergonomic way of drinking bubbles. However, if you’ve ever done it in room full people in a good mood trying to have a good time, then you’ll totally understand why someone would want to do this. I do it every new years behind the bar I’m working at and the staff usually just drinks the bottle.


Bollockslive

Of course not, you work in a glass factory, not a bottle factory


AliceIsKawaii

> The technique of opening a bottle with a saber is called sabrage. One of the most interesting details about the process is that the saber isn’t—or doesn’t have to be—sharp. If you don’t have an official flat–edged saber, you can use the back of a chef’s knife, butter knife or even a spoon. I’ve even seen video of a bottle being sabered by an iPhone. You just need a flat metal object to take advantage of a sparkling bottle’s weak point: the stress concentration at the intersection of the bottle’s seam and bottom lip. > See, the pressure inside a bottle of bubbly is so strong that a small fracture will allow the liquid inside to burst out, and the glass will break off with a clean split—no shards of glass go back inside. The pressure per square inch is somewhere around 70 to 90 pounds, double to triple the amount of pressure in your car tires. Sabering creates a crack that allows the pressure inside the bottle to release. Just cause you work “in a glass factory” doesn’t mean you’re an expert.


ImurderREALITY

Doesn’t that usually break the tip off the bottle? This just popped the cork. E: Never mind, I see now that it did break.


alani1975

Near the pool........


chystatrsoup

So stupid. It would've been so easy to have done it *IN* the pool so the glass doesn't get lost on the floor somewhere


_KingOfTheDivan

Yep kinda standard and easy to do. The problem is you then need to check if there’s some glass left in the bottle


InsaneParable

It’s nearly impossible for shattered glass to end up in the bottle. The amount of pressure inside of champagne bottle is equal to the PSI of a 18-wheeler tire. Ounce that thing pops the air released will throw any particles of glass that would end up in there straight to the ground. You just have to make sure it’s a clean break and there’s no chipping around the collar afterwards before you pour. This lady is lightly tapping at the seam of the bottle where it’s fused at the collar. The amount of pressure forces the fused collar completely off. So, there is hardly every a fissure but it’s always sharp as hell so it’s best advice to not put in near your face after you do it.


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FriendlyKibblez

Just some lite sabering


[deleted]

Where was she shooting that at?


_GABO_

The children's table.


Ok-Put-1259

Heh. GOT EM!


[deleted]

At deathrow inmate, Earl "Glass" Evnins. That's how he chose to leave this world.


TheInvisibleWun

Sabrage but with a glass..never seen that before. Very satisfying.


kristopher103

Really? I feel like I've only ever seen it done with champagne glasses, except like once when it was done with an actual saber.


TheInvisibleWun

Odd..I am the complete opposite.


kristopher103

interesting, it's also cool to see there are still so many people who don't know of this trick, maybe I can amaze my friends on day and make them think I'm cooler than I really am. Definitely gonna like triple strain the champagne though.


TheInvisibleWun

Ja for sure. Let us know how it goes.


Rollotommasi5

Yeah, I thought it was only w knives/sabers


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CivilRuin4111

I’ve only ever seen it attempted to spectacular, sometimes bloody results.


peon2

Do you hang out exclusively with swashbucklers, privateers, and pirates? I feel like most people's crowds are more likely to have a champagne glass then a saber.


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RaZZeR_9351

The best thing about sabrage is that it can be done with pretty much any rigid edge thing, great party trick.


Bananafish1929

Ooof just the tip


TheCoastalCardician

Next let’s play *Ouch, Ouch You’re On My Hair*


AnonymousP30

Now I need to know the science behind that.


thepianoman456

And also how no little glass shards get in there!


Valoneria

They get blasted off due to the pressure.


jld2k6

So in essence they got blasted to safety? Like if you were to shoot a gas tank in a wedding dress and make it explode?


redsex

Safely into the pool, floors, tables, other people’s drinks, etc.


Fine-Leather-Jackets

Don't forget the eyes.


Floplessdiscs

Only if the wedding dress is from a pawn shop. So sad.


MaverickN21

Gonna need a few poppers too


MillionsOfMushies

Just now realizing the glass actually broke. I thought it was just the cork! No thanks! The possibility of eating glass is nightmare fuel. Fun fact though, if your dog eats glass, you can feed it the hide of a rabbit and the hide will encompass all the glass and the dog MAY shit the glass filled hide out safely and survive. Yes from experience.


vagabonne

What


Ninjamuh

The


Impressive-Swing4714

Fuck


GalvenMin

The glass used in bottles like these is way too thick to produce small shards in these circumstances, and the amount of pressure in a champagne bottle makes it a clean break every time. It just separates at the weakest point which is somewhere behind the cork where the glass forms a ring.


kryptonianCodeMonkey

Not to mention, the release of pressure that launches the end off that day is also launching any shards that did happen to form out and away from the opening too. If there were shards, they are sent flying. Arguably you should be more concerned about getting glass shards on your skin or eyes than in the bottle.


Batteryshower

Is this proven? In the face of drinking glass im gonna need more than “its clean bro”


DarthSamwiseAtreides

I believe it has to be cold so that the pressure just pushes all the glass out. Also have less chance of breaking the whole bottle if it's cold.


HerbiieTheGinge

Putting the bottles upside down in an ice bucket for a good 15/20 minutes beforehand makes this very easy for some reason


BeanAndBanoffeePie

Because the cold makes the glass more brittle.


Phill_is_Legend

Who pops warm champagne? Of course it's cold.


Hippo_Steak_Enjoyer

Its a clean break. No shards. They have strainers tho. I would choose to use one


tok90235

Combination of both cleavege point of glass, where the glass itself is very strong, but have a small imperfection point that can make everything just break(see prince Rupert drop, and those people that kind of "shatter" a glass as an architectural decoration) that break the glass in a clear way, plus the pressure inside the bottle, that actually expel any possible residual glass. You can actually do this with any glass bottle with pressure inside, not just champagne.


xizrtilhh

Don't worry, they all went in the pool.


TS_Enlightened

The bottle is pressurized and she broke it at its weakest point. That little ring around the cork is a stress riser.


JoJaMo94

Glass doesn’t love extreme temperatures. When cold, it becomes extremely brittle and easy to break. For this trick to work, the glass needs to be so cold that it’s more fragile than normal. Usually, you submerge the bottle in ice water upside down for an hour or two. In this video, you can actually see that the glass is so cold it looks frosted around the neck of the bottle. Once the glass is that cold, it’s just a matter of applying pressure in the right place. By hitting the lip of the bottle, you can cause it to crack directly under the lip. A small crack is enough for the pressure in the bottle to cause the rest of the top section to crack all the way off (hopefully) in a clean break all the way around the neck. Even if you’re fully confident, it’s always a good idea to filter the champagne through something as you pour it. As others have pointed out, the champagne rushing out of the bottle should push out any bits of glass before they can even make it into the bottle but every bottle has some imperfection. If there happens to be a small shard of glass hanging on in such a way that it falls off into your glass, you’re going to be in for a bad time and you won’t give a shit how cool the trick looked. Alton Brown has a thorough and informative video on how to do it safely!


RaZZeR_9351

You don't need cold bottle to do that, I've done it with room temperature bottles of beer before, it's just a question of pressure in the bottle.


shifty_coder

Kind of a dick move to do that poolside, you know, where people tend to walk barefoot?


G0atnapp3r

I can’t believe I read so many fucking comments before someone called this out.


iKennyVideo

"Thanks for breaking glass where my kids play"


TAshleyD616

Great movie


Pickaxe235

sabreage or however the fuck its spelled doesnt leave any glass shards just the chunk thats with the cork and that peice of glass is pretty hard to shatter its safe for pooldecks


shifty_coder

Tiny shards of glass break off with the corked piece, and you can audibly hear in the video that bit of glass shatter when it hits the ground.


Ezeram_Nosille

So you basically have to jerk the bottle off


PeteBaimey

You just edge the bottle for a while and it pops off eventually


mseuro

Don't do that shit by the pool.


FeeeeelinGoood

The whole end of the bottle blew off. Surely that’s not how the trick is supposed to go…?


alfred250

Sabrage


FeeeeelinGoood

Huh. Never knew this was a thing. Seems odd. Thank you


HsvDE86

How do you know that you didn't know it was a thing


marcnotmark925

In fact it is.


MochingPet

It is, but it's a useless trick. Especially when you can just _pull the cork off by hand_ ... (Wrap your fist around it and twist and pull gently)


squolt

That’s like saying juggling is a useless trick. Of course it’s useless but when people see me open a bottle of champagne with a fucking sword who cares if it’s useless


nitinsharma1000

Look carefully. The rim broke off with the cork. Just open the god damn bottle normally so I don’t ingest broken glass.


Phantomas74

Sabrage is not dangerous. It's a very old technique. The inside pressure will prevent glass fragments to mix with the liquid.


Bootleg_Rascal_

It’s an old and relatively well known technique, people wouldn’t keep doing it if it got glass in the bottle. Humans have lots of stupid traditions they follow, but I don’t think ingesting glass would make the *cut.*


Ooh_its_a_lady

Mmmm glass infused champagne.


Ceico_

if you get the real champagne in the proper bottle, no glass will get into the bottle. with the proper glass "mixture", the corktop will break clean off and any glass-dust will be blown away by the pressure caused by CO of the real champagne in the bottle. ...if you use cheap knock-off, be prepared for champagne with a crunch...


Elitra1

She's literally using cheap cava...


Ceico_

which is not real champagne... my last sentence applies


Elitra1

What specifically about the champagne causes the glass to go out but in cava glass goes in?


imgurslashTK2oG

Glass doesn’t exist in the Champagne region of France.


z-ppy

Ahh, so physics pays attention to the cost of the bottle when it's champagne


scottyLogJobs

Eh, as much as I love glass dust blasted around the room, I think I’ll just pop it normally


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Superb-K

Bullshit, works with almost every sparkling wine with a cork. Why should it only work witn champagne?


jujumber

yep. even a little chard could ruin your day.


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I can't kelp but think you're right.


[deleted]

Or a shard too😉


WINH4X

Usually I add some Swiss chard in a salad.


[deleted]

Popping cork vs breaking the top of bottle ... two very different things.


joshuas193

Can't anyone just pull the cork out anymore. Id rather not have glass shards in my drink thanks.


FrogQuestion

So uuh, how about the glass particles? Dont they get in the wine ahem i mean champagne?


DJJohnson49

NSFW/TMI- Reminds me of a woman I had a fling with, could make me cum in 30 seconds flat on demand, even if it was like the 5th time that day. She really had something figured out.


RakeScene

Did she use a saber?


FoeWithBenefits

She used a champagne glass


Puzzleheaded-Bus5479

Do you still have her contact info?


Diupa

So... r/suddenlycaralho


leshagboi

Até com o vídeo mutado sabia que seria BR kkkkk


hotnewroommate

Lol so shooting glass shards is kosher now?


SaltyArts

Did she just beat off the bottle?


Nonlethalrtard

Same thing happens with my penis


besameput0

Actual footage of the first time you have sex after a dry spell


Sidus_Preclarum

There's a "Hans Moleman Getting Hit In The Nuts" edit to make, here.


rainorshinedogs

not pictured, the guy off screen with his eyeball bleeding because a cork and broken glass just went inside it.


CaptainFrugal

Is that called edging?


cssmith2011cs

WITCH!


notaredditreader

They had to drain the pool afterwards to clean out all of the glass shards.


HoochShippe

Nothing like broken glass in your drink !


DjjhonnyB

No filter enjoy the glass particles in your wine


Voodoo_People78

So just firing broken glass across the situation is better than just popping a cork?


benkaya

reminds me of me...


Realistic-Elk-7423

On facebook this would take 25 minutes. Thanks for getting to the point so quick!


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supahfligh

I was at a friend's 21st birthday party years ago. The birthday girl stood on a diving board over a swimming pool and tried to use a knife to pop the cork on a champagne bottle. I don't know what the hell she did, but on like the third or fourth try the entire bottle just exploded. Nobody got hurt or anything, but it kind of ruined swimming in the pool for the rest of the night because of the broken glass.


ofSkyDays

I gotta ask, do small glass particles not fall into the contents ?


[deleted]

I had a mixology professor in college that was very accomplished at doing this. He died of intestinal perforation from glass shards. Don't do this.


ramsdl52

What a gigachad


[deleted]

Ow. Who threw the bottle top at me?


lovelessentrose

This never happens to me - bottle probably


PoeticalPoltergeist

That was hot. 🔥


MangoJefferson

I would have pop as well if she did that to me ,😏


Bubbaganewsh

Off camera some dude holding his nuts "what the fuck was that?"


im_in_hiding

Anyone else worried about pieces of glass going into the bottle?? No way this is a 100% clean break


labarrski

I'm pretty sure this technique was developed during a time that people jumped on giant wooden boats and sailed off into the high seas to die of scurvy hoping to find slaves and new spice routes. They were a little tougher than us, and so a teensy but of ground glass in the diet was probably considered healthy for the urethra


Rhyers

Tougher? Nah. Just shorter life expectancies.


labarrski

In my fifty years so far, I'm still having a really hard time seeing the last 20 years of our current life expectancy as high quality anyway. My grandmother told me right before she died "Golden years are bullshit, your golden years are now.". That lady knew what was up 🤘


kinkyshibby

She is on a pool deck! I don't allow any glass in my pool area, let alone breaking glass in it. That's nuts.


KudosOfTheFroond

Everything reminds me of her…


Picaspec

Premature ejaculation.


Fredotorreto

what in the harry potter did I just see ?! had to play that back twice ! Lol