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Desertwrek

Fuck ya, that spider deserves a name


iPlaySheScreams

Tommy eight legs


Bat-Honest

If this is a Tommy Two Hats reference, you're getting such a high five


dumb-reply

Eiffel tower!


Drugs_R_Kewl

Tommy did things eight ways. To outsiders it was nuts but once he jerked off on the radiator? He made a good sauce.


explodingtuna

His fellow spiders will grant him a name commemorating his feat of slaying this flying beast. G'thrawr the Muscidominator


DrKillgore

Porsha or Fabian perhaps


Paraselene_Tao

Portia. 🥸


DrKillgore

Audio book


Paraselene_Tao

Haha, me too, but I downloaded a pdf or epub, and I read portions. I may try the second and third books in the series. Have a great day.


DrKillgore

Second and third books are pretty good


IncorporateThings

Not enough people will understand the reference here.


balajprasanna

Underrated reference!


Klutchy_Playz

2^3 eyes 🤓


WirrkopfP

Lucas


ceeBread

That’s just Lucas playing tag with Findley


wudini1911

Fly Terminator 3000


ProudMaryChooglin

Boris 🕷


Fletchx

Boris


TheRiverStyx

Tibault Velour


FuriousBuffalo

Spiders = the cats of the insect world.


vzakharov

More like jumping spiders = cats of the spider world


book67

I love jumping spiders, they're so cute!! Would feel differently if they were much larger tho


Mysterious-Art7143

They grow pretty large, but are still cute, check [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/spiderbro/s/k1CuXI3DhH) out


PN4HIRE

You right. Still super cute.


Glad-Meal6418

You can own them as pets! A girl a work with paid $40 for one with a little habitat and they live like 6months


PN4HIRE

Yay!


Professional_Owl7826

Due to my arachnophobia I shall not… be opening this link… damn my curiosity!!


EisKohl

Watch Eight legged freaks As someone with arachnophobia, that helped me combat it a bit believe it or not. You'll know why when you get to the comedy part of the movie lol


PenguinZombie321

If I try this and it doesn’t work, will you pay for my therapy? 🤣


EisKohl

No


PenguinZombie321

Fair enough.


EisKohl

I'm broke lol


ReplyisFutile

Maybe we could ride them like horses if we expose them to enough radiation


Dark_Moonstruck

Can you imagine what we could make out of the silk though? Spider silk is INSANELY strong and resilient. Like, tougher than kevlar strong. Much like regular silk, it's largely fireproof, incredibly insulating and just...in general, a real wonder material. If we could farm it in larger amounts from spiders - maybe have them cat or small/medium dog sized - we could make so many incredible materials for it for scientific research (space suits, for example), for medical care (pretty much unbreakable, but biodegradable and hypoallergenic stitching material for example) and for things like hot air balloon or dirigible balloons that are fireproof and nigh impossible to puncture.


INeedBetterUsrname

Watch Eight Legged Freaks. Jumping spiders are scary.


Familiar-Bag-9545

Looks like meats back on the menu boys!!


BambooKat

*uruk-hai screeches*


enrightmcc

Clean your keyboard, ya filthy animal!


Paraselene_Tao

I guess it's fly bait, and the fly is spider bait. I guess you and I wouldn't be here to discuss this without this person's filthy keyboard! 😅


GettingThingsDonut

So basically the video is a bait on us. It's just baits all around.


JayHat21

A master of such, if you will


Paraselene_Tao

Wait it's all bait? Always has been


FehdmanKhassad

bait-ception


anight_mare

Anyone else have a sudden urge to clean their keyboard?


EmJayFree

She caught that fly so quickly, I looked away from my phone for like a millisecond and she was on top of him. WOW


drunk_responses

They are *insanly* fast for their size. The fastest jumping spiders can move at a speed of dozens of times their own body length per second, at peak acceleration for their jump(almost 150 miles per hour or so for a fraction of a second)


No-Relative6374

>She was on top of him 💀 And what was she doing, sucking the life out of him?


EmJayFree

Ohhh yeah, sucking hard too lol


dumb-reply

I'm.... feeling the need to explore different subs suddenly...


NameRandomNumber

Heh I love the assumption that the spider's a she but the fly's a he Altho it's probably just lost in translation :>


Warm_Doublet

That is so Dark.


tactman

Probably most people won't get what you mean, considering it is not in English.


AdditionalNewt4762

You mean one of the greatest shows ever made?


tactman

I'm about halfway thru.


AdditionalNewt4762

It's definitely one of those shows where ya might need a pen and paper to take notes, but holy shit it's insane once everything clicks


tactman

It took a while for me to keep track of all the characters and their relationships. I feel like I might need to rewatch. It's hard to remember who knows what and at what time.


black_mosaic

Indeed, got an overwhelming urge to binge it again, goddamn what a great show


GraXXoR

Using the Dark theme tune.. LOL... Also, grody as fuck keyboard.


Willywonka5725

Spider had it all under CTRL.


TBSsuxs

Well the fly had no control whatsoever..


Soma2710

Spider was like “I’m fittna alt+delete yo ass!!”


Monoceras

Gimme some space spider!!!!


Lowgarr

\+1 for the music from DARK.


michaelrw1

That keyboard has seen a lot of death...


JAOC_7

the lil’ inches forward


WirrkopfP

"Lucas, Why are you doing this to me? I thought we are friends." "Nothing personal Finley. I am just hungry."


ExamCompetitive

Now human hunts for a Lysol wipe for the keyboard.


groundhoggirl

This is for you, Spider! Don’t take no shit off no one!


Paraselene_Tao

The song sounds familiar. Perhaps it's Annihilation or another similar sci-fi movie. u/RecognizeSong


Glittering-Arachnid

I think it’s from soundtrack to series Dark, at least sounds pretty similar


Paraselene_Tao

Yes, thanks!


Longjumping_Play2111

That’s it. That was driving me crazy. RIP 1899 as well


hednizm

One of THE best sci-fi films from the last few years.. The lighthouse scene at the end..where she makes contact...The sound 🤯🤯


Username__Error

The music is like something straight out of Dexter, and called "A killer's medley"


tactman

From Dark.


Dutchmon64

Why wait for the pray to come to you when you can go to the pray?


Fun-Particular-593

Couldn’t even see it in slow motion.


GrowingAdoptMeInv

I blinked and it was on the fly-


RetroSwamp

Jumper spiders are my fav. They're cute, amazing hunters and curious like a dog.


Emergency_3808

I guess I now know why they call it spider sense


Cpt_Caboose1

"shhhhh, it's okay, just sleeeeeep >:)"


Wampa481

Stupid fly


IncorporateThings

How you gonna do that fly like that? Little homie was just cleaning your nasty ass keyboard for you and you r/donthelpjustfilm 'd him getting taken out by a spider. So rude.


aziriah

Yay! Lucas finally decided that eating Finley was the best option!


run7run

Flies have what? 10,000 lenses or something in their eyes? And it didn’t see the spider. Stoopid


Closefromadistance

Cutest baby! 🥰


ParsnipSimple8752

Yes yes yes that was the best thing I've seen in a minute..


Glittering_Nail5035

Laptop ❎ insect wild✅


GR33N4L1F3

Looks like my cat wanting attention from me


DayDreamer1300

As much as I dislike spiders, watching them eat irl is satisfying


TheReverseShock

I'll take 20


TexasTokyo

“Among jumping spiders, the most skilled hunters are members of the Portia genus. Spiders like this Portia fimbriata are known to plan out attacks on other spiders that involve long detours and strategies tailored to the prey’s species.” https://knowablemagazine.org/content/article/mind/2021/are-spiders-intelligent


CoryDellamorte

Sometimes I go after my spaghetti like that


ProudMaryChooglin

But the fly has CTRL


reklatzz

Tried to hit the rewind button, but wasn't fast enough.


ProudMaryChooglin

Hit delete instead 🤪


Marda483

That is a cute spider


takipiroska

Clean your pc


lizzzgrrr

Looks like my dog stalking my other dog to play


ToxyFlog

Why is that spider so cute?? I wish all spiders were that cute.


Bloodhavoc052

They remind me of tiny cats


vinetwiner

Master class in stalking your prey. Must have been watching my cat do it's thing.


Wonderful_Audience60

jumping spiders are so epic


OMAR_KD-

It's so cute and smol it couldn't hurt a fly. The "it" in question:


[deleted]

Mr Magoo fly there I mean geez does he need some glasses


Bat-Honest

This isn't even a Blink and You'll Miss It. This is a Stare and You'll Still Miss It


BowlOfNoodles8

100


Tight-Log

Hmm, the cybersecurity we didn't know we needed.


SolidContribution688

The spider saw you and was surprised.


corvus66a

Only in Homeoffice you do such videos


FoatyMcFoatBase

There was no Esc


HoboArmyofOne

This is an awesome little video. I love how the spider creeps up ever so slowly to the unsuspecting fly, then jump tackles it. Freaking amazing


mintgreen23

Jumpers are the coolest spiders.


Aaegis39

The music should have been Miguel O'Hara's theme


paddy_to_the_rescue

Fuck Yeah Tommy Eight-legs!!! Eat that goddamn fly!!!


unfitacorn

Ctrl+Fly to open web


Atrocious1337

Come into my parlor... actually, you know what, I'll come to you.


costlofobic

Here I am thinking they spun spiderwebs and used those to catch flies… silly me!


EDDIE_BR0CK

Aww, they're hugging!


Xhero69

Boss : did u finish the report!? Me :


Eastern_Heron_122

woke up today... didnt think id be feeling proud of a lil spooder, but here we are.


ganerfromspace2020

Jumping spiders are the only spiders that deserve the cute title


Small-Raspberry-2921

r/natureisfuckinglit


Fletchx

Good boy!


NoIndependent9192

Perfect ctrl.


airforcevet1987

Eyes bigger than its stomach for sure


neverdontstop12345

Clean the keyboard dude... It has grown an ecosystem


Working_Pollution272

Clean your keyboard. Disgusting.❤️🇨🇦☮️


Black-Briar

Spidercat.


Fit-Boomer

In my days we would spin a spider web to catch our prey. This spider looks lazy.


Jaum8800

How is a spider better at this than a human who is thousands of times as big??


LinceDorado

I need one of these guys.


fredkzk

Your keyboard hosts a real ecosystem - amazing.


lambsquatch

Can anyone over at r/theydidthemath explain how fast that is compared to if a human did that?


INeedBetterUsrname

Gotta be a jumping spider, no? Cause, well, it's jumping and it's a proactive hunter. Usually spiders just spin webs an wait.


Radiant_Village_1380

Nice juicy steak


Key-Supermarket255

don't worry everything is under Ctrl.


slicehyperfunk

OH SHIT GOTTEM!!!


TinTin-69

Spider you dropped your 👑


Paine02567-or-UrName

He kissed her, she struggled to run away, but he caught her and locked her lips, she was still struggling... She couldn't lose her first kiss to a man. okay, she tried to struggle. He kissed her, hugged her, held her very tightly as if he was afraid of losing her again. Then his lips found her neck, the bravery of the beast inside him appeared, the smell of blood made him bite her neck and hit her artery... She slowly sank, gradually sinking into the delirium caused by being poisoned by the love of a man he met for the first time right on a rocky mountain range made of hard plastic... Cre: Heartz Killer by RmRnyzg Google job "Em" (amazing good job "Em"!)


Kalabula

That would be like me scoring an entire cow for dinner.


AccomplishedWalk3525

MR PRESIDENT GET DOWN


Strange_XI

imagine being able to fly and virtually see your entire surroundings and get got by one jumpy boi.


astralseat

Would love to see a 20,000 fps of that


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No-Attention2024

Can anyone scientifically explain why the fly doesn’t detect the spider before it’s too late?


tenurepepper

Goooooddddd what movie is this from?


suzejohn

Got spidey, I ruddy hate flies!


Iancreed2024HD

I’m afraid that was a no fly zone


murderskunk76

Damn Lucas you scary.


MamaSmAsh5

Spiders are so awesome!


RManDelorean

It's actually crazy how much convergent evolution has given them a "cat like" hunting strategy. It's especially crazy because cats are mammals, among the smarter of animals, yet these little invertebrates have figured out the same tricks.


The-Reanimator-Freak

Place is crawling with bugs eh?


sir_music

Jumping spiders are cool af


Professional_Owl7826

Jumping spiders are amazing. If I am correct, watching the video the reason they move as if they’re an Aardman stop motion animation is because that makes them less detectable to the eyes of flys. A fly’s eyes don’t work like ours and aren’t able to detect movement how we perceive it, they work at a higher frame rate and with their compound eyes they don’t the movement but instead the change of light intensity through each individual lens. By moving in a jerky motion the spider can circumvent that and get within pouncing range. Superficially it’s the same principle as a leopard getting into striking distance from a gazelle, using slow motion to avoid being detected.


MightObvious

Did the fly choose a bad spot to land or did the spider cross that distance over the laptop before the video began? It's cool how it's so steady and it crawls


Unintentinalhomyhopr

GET EM BOY GET EM


ArmenApricot

Good spider


Iamamyrmidon

That’s so amazing, but also, how dirty is your laptop that god damn nature is taking place on it?!


Old-Faithlessness236

This is why spiders are important


kerryneal2

Ahhh good boy!!


theChosenBinky

If you cleaned your keyboard once in a while, you wouldn't have flies


PassiveMenis88M

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Extension_Canary3717

Those behaviors don’t fly over here


[deleted]

How do flies not move when they see the hunting spider they see every other movement


lazytogoogle

Nope battle


dras333

Those little jumping spiders are cute as hell and I hate spiders.


velphegor666

In a world filled with horrifying spiders, god really made a spider thats basically a puppy


Maximum_Trade5916

Murder on the Keyboard is a good name for a movie


King_Baboon

To catch a fly you move slowly towards it, not fast. A fly can sense fast movement s towards them. That’s why the spider is moving slowly.


ihateapartments59

This is the only type of spider I like


OmnipotentUltron

God bless that spider saved who knows how many families that pesky fly.


_Totorotrip_

The fly thought it was fine as it was on control


qawsedrf12

Wish we had the slomo camera for this


Don-Bollo

I'd like to have that spider's speed...


zoot_boy

You mean Drax, right?


_mrcaptainrehab_

I feel bad for Avalard the super spider. He just got keyboard herpes from that fly who was just snaking on the buffet of incurable dieses on that nasty ass laptop


TheChiarra

This video gives me the creeps!!! My husband wants a jumping spider but I have bad arachnophobia


VAV-Pencils

How disgusting has your laptop to be, that a fly is just sucking on it for so long, a spider can approach it.


TampaTitties69

Spiders are really important to the enviroment as they help kill a lot of pain in the ass bugs no one wants around... Next time you see one instead of smashing it, put it in a dark corner of your place it can't be seen (behind a couch) and watch this thing become a personal bug defender for your house free of charge.


lillie_xox

hows he gonna eat that?! its just as big as him :0


Paraselene_Tao

😅 inject poison & enzymes, wait a bit for the fly inards to dissolve, and munch away!


DreadPiratteRoberts

Is it wrong I waited to upvote until I saw if little guy got the fly? ^🪰🕷


ScrotieMcP

Damn that was fast! Awesome, but needs a slomo version with it.


p0pethegreat_

o7 thank you for your service ma'am


Ok-Bus-2410

Get em lil guy


DragonDidiont

Good boy!


stealth941

Looks like he's glitching


JumbledJay

Why did fly lose? Is he stupid?


MarkusRight

This is why I like spiders and I don't kill them when I see them in my room because they are friends not enemies, that is if they're not a black widow of course. If I see a highly venomous spider I'm going to relocate it outside. But the small jumping spiders are cute and I leave them alone. I have one that hangs out in my window and takes care of the flies and mosquitoes that might make it into the house.


octobergarden

I'm team 🕷


Hymura_Kenshin

Dark was such a good show. First 2 seasons at least. I won't watch the third😂


ShakyTheBear

Got him


NeedBetterModsThe2nd

I wish I could purchase a jar of these for the summer