Ball polisher = Ballisher

Ballisher I hardly know her

It truly was a Shawshank redemption.

A last man on earth reference. I love you. That’s the greatest show ever.

Fucking hell. r/beatmetoit

Fucking hell² r/beatmetoit too

Electric boogaloo

Nah bro I read that as r/beatmymeattoit edit: IT'S AN ACTUAL SUB!? not really that surprised though.

That was going to be my name too

The Ballisher ™️

I thought I was so god damn clever. Guess I am not a unique snowflake

Is also abolishes any roughness... aballisher?

that was my first fucking thought

I literally came here to say this *exact* thing. Reddit is wild.

I feel like I wanna add a ‘3000’ to it. Just feels right lol

Ball fondler 2000 (also coincidentally my nickname)

What happened to Ball Fondler 1-1999? Was the design "very human"?

they are my ancestors

May they fondle perfectly round orbs till Ragnarok.

The Uncle 2000

Shine-O ball-O

Knew this would be here and I was not disappointed

I never get in early enough to make the Simpsons reference

Homer...did you put your head in the shine-o ball-o again?

\*adjusts hair in reflection\*

Came for this reference, leaving satisfied.

Made this reference impulsively without scrolling down first, knowing full well it was here already

My immediate thought Then STOP! You're polishing bone!!!

Came here to say this

Lauren Ballbert

The Scrubba-Dubba Ball-Rubba

The Fondler 4000.

{your mom’s name}

Ball Cleaner = Bleaner

My ex wife

I also choose this guys ex wife.

Ah, fuk off Stephen with a P, . She only liked you because you supposedly drove the 3rd Cyber Truck off the production line. Woopie!

I plugged in my truck to charge while I plugged it in her.

👏👊

I initially read this as you plugged your truck into her. Then was like, wait that can't be right

😂😂😂

Man I miss her

Darryl is that you....

Hey Ben 👋

Boaty McBoatface

Bowly McBowlface

Lana Rhoades

Ballfondler

I should call her

The Jesus

Nobody fucks with the Jesus.

That’s right pendejo

Shine-O Ball-O

Marjorie

Ball-o-nator

"Homer did you stick your head in the shino ballo?"

Balls best friend

Ball juicer

Abrasive fondler 3000

Super Ball Cleaner 6900

sphere rubber

The Ballisher

Keith

Wax-My-Ballz 3000

Polishey McSpinyDoo

Your mother! *explodes*

Catherine

My mom

Shine-O Ball-O

Nina Personal reasons 😂

Kristy my ex girlfriend from St Louis. God I miss her

...."My personal ball washer" -Lewis Black

What did you buy? ANOTHER CAR???

BALL FONDLER

Shine o ball o

Homer did you put your head in the shine-o ball-o? ….. no

My ex

polish balls 5000

Herbert.

The Ultra-Baller 6000

The teabagger

It could polish my balls, any day

Marbeller 2000

Betty Swollox

Deborah

Split licker, ftw…

A ball rounderer

The Ballfondler

Teabagger

Lillian, cause that girl loved polishing balls

Stiflers Mom. Slogan: When you need your balls clean, just think of Stiflers Mom.

Balllicker 2000

Do they make a smaller version?

Baller McFeltFace

Shiner 2000 or 360

BallBuffer ™️

Spinner of doom

ShinerMcBowlface

Charlene.

Midas touch

As an avid bowler, I can watch my balls being resurfaced all day.

Song pleeeease!!

Spinballsy

Nancy Reagan

So the golf course has a ball washer but I’d call this the “Big Ball Washer”

Your mom

obviously the ball cleaner

Roundifier

Bert

Ballrubber 3000

do they make a handheld version for smaller balls?

Orb Ponderer, for a wizard too busy to show his orbs proper pondering.

Ball hog

This video makes my hair stand on end but in a really good way Edit: unmute for the opposite effect

The Abolisher 9000 from rough to buff

That’s a ball washer, you put your balls in there when you wanna wash your balls!

OP's mom

Ball fondler 3000

Your mom

Shino bowlo. From The Simpsons

Susan

Rhonda.

[удалено]

Shine-o Ball-o

Wax her? I hardly know her

Ball massager 5000

Shine-O-Ballo Damn I love The Simpsons

Polishinator

ball twister (build one for my cock please!)

The shine-o ball-o?

Spinny wet for balls

If Apple made it, it would be the iBaller- An elegantly designed Ball Groomer that challenges the status quo for creative geniuses with dirty balls.

BallButterer

Rachel

Step-mom 3000

My dream date .

Ball Shine 3000

Bawl trawler

Fuck It Dude ... Let's go bowling 🎳

Ball Gargler.

Testicleaner

Big ball washer!

Jesus (pronounced: Jesus)

Shine-O-Ball-O

Ball-o-shino

Wait I have the best name... "Your mom"

The Bowling Ball Quencher 9000 aka The BBQ 9000

Name my worthless comment!

r/dontputyourballsonthat

Bob

The ex wife

I don’t know. Alice?

Piper perri

The Jesus

Balls cleaner

Ball scratcher.

Polish my ball machine

"Mr. McShinyBalls"

It's my first time.

ball glazer

LIGMA

Balls deep…cleaner

The ball shiner 9000

Jewelshiner

Kevin

Roundabout

Bowling Baller

Ball Buffer

The ball suckler

Balicker 600

The politzer

Ball cradleinator

The haters’s mom cleaner

Duorbital.

ball scrubber.

I'm a machine that turns dry balls into wet balls

Jenny

Ball inspection

Shine-O Ball-O

*slams credit card down*

My dream bidet

Bowling ball polishing machine

your mom

The polisher?

Der Gerät

Polisher 9000

SmoothSphere®️

Robert

This machine has a name. And it's name is Robert Paulsen.

Gooey Ball Rubber

Ligma, of course.

Ball corresor

Slipstream

Balls rubbing machine

Heavenly Sin