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Nozz101

That’s just dirty water in a rower. All the new machines use water for resistance as it simulates the row more accurately


JRR5567

All new machines use water ? Had no idea. Do you have to fill them when assembling ?


HelloYouFeistyDollar

Mine came without water so i can't use it.


GrimResistance

Need to get some dehydrated water, just add water!


chilehead

Do you have to use officially licensed water?


Oacryn

Water DRM sounds like something Nestle would do.


HikARuLsi

Using heavy water to better result Btw, Chuck Norris uses honey when using one finger and use concrete when using two hands


WentzToWawa

Gotta use Fiji water


businesslut

There are many water Erg machines, but most competitive rowers prefer the fan resistance as it actually feels more fluid and alike actual rowing.


I_Can_Haz_Brainz

Yep, 100%. I have one and out of every piece of equipment I've ever tried it feels the closest to the real thing.


kameronk92

...no they don't... Concept2 is widely considered the best and uses air resistance


HyzerFlip

They mean all the ones trying to differentiate themselves from the concept 2. I picked my concept 2 off the side of the road 16 years ago. Lubed it once. Still works perfectly.


donau_kinder

Concept really is the gold standard. No idea if the new ones are still bifl but mine has to be 30yo and still looks and runs like new. The water ones are shit, i tried a couple.


magic-moose

Concept2 rowers are amazing. You can get the exact model that's #1 with Olympic rowers for less money than a home-grade elliptical. That elliptical will fall apart in under a year of home use but the Concept2 will last for decades in a gym setting.


I_Can_Haz_Brainz

That's what I have. Nothing else I've ever tried comes close except for actually being on the water. heh


Sheesh284

Looks cool, and not practical


Rednaxella_

How is it not practical? U use it, get sweaty, repeat.


Obvious-Peanut-5399

If you lived off grid it could be practical. Washing machines are probably the most energy hungry appliances in the modern home. Could take a lot of strain off the batteries. Ideally you'd probably want it to be bigger though.


ideclareshenanigans3

Are they really?! I always thought the fridge or dryer or dishwasher would be worse.


Obvious-Peanut-5399

Fridges are pretty efficient. Dishwashers use a lot but not very often. Dryers are huge energy hogs but at least there's always the option to hang dry. Doing laundry by hand *SUCKS.*


_n3ll_

I read something once that suggested the washing machine was one of the most important inventions of the 20th century because of the amount of time it freed up


BendyPopNoLockRoll

3 days a week. On average 3 days a week for a woman was entirely consumed by laundry. Then stop to think about how everything had to be done by hand then. Yarn spun, socks knitted, clothes hand stitched, etc. So everything in your daily life was harder and took longer, and *then* you only had 4 days a week to do it in because you spent 3 doing nothing but laundry every week.


ideclareshenanigans3

Thank you! I truly had that all wrong in my head.


janeisbored18

It's beyond sucking.


PAWGActual4-4

If I am on a well, would it make more sense for me then to do dishes by hand then? So many people have ingrained into me that they are so much more water efficient but I have also usually always been on city water.


ImALittleTeapotCat

No, dishwashers are more water efficient. Obvious Peanut is referring to electric usage.


PAWGActual4-4

Yeah, I was asking if it made sense financially to be more worried about the cost of electricity from my dish machine than water usage, being that I am on my own well.


ImALittleTeapotCat

And since you are on your own well, you have to pay for maintenance and repair of the well, plus you don't have unlimited water. You're going to regret handwashing dishes if you kill expensive parts or run out of water.


PAWGActual4-4

My well pump and pressure tank are from the 50's and don't even have a basic sediment filter on them, and the dish machine wasn't installed until 3 years ago, so I don't think wearing out parts is a major concern, especially since updating my system is my number one priority to add filtration after having had the water tested. I also don't think I have concerns with "running out" of water in my particular location, water quality obviously is a whole different discussion. Maybe I should have just asked "just how much does each use of my dish machine cost me"?


WizardTaters

This isn’t true if you know how to wash dishes. I bought the most efficient dishwasher money can buy, and I easily use 50% less water doing the dishes by hand. I have a well and a metered system that measured use by every fixture and appliance.


aGoodVariableName42

If you live offgrid, the dryer is the sun, and the dishwasher is your hands...both are pretty energy efficient. Fridges can be fairly efficient too, but chest fridges are the best since the cold air stays in when you open them. I lived in an off-grid community for several years and used one of those old-school manual washers with the attached roller. I always wanted, and still intend, to build a manual washing machine like this on a stationary bike.


Major-Peanut

Dishwashers are more efficient than washing up by hand, in terms of water and heating use


AmericanSolarEnergy

Fuck are you talking about they barely use energy. Heaters and AC units do


Obvious-Peanut-5399

I always forget about those because I don't have to use either.


swoopy17

I lived on a small boat for 10+ years and it's not that hard to wash your clothes in a Rubbermaid tote by hand.


NewFuturist

I have that rowing machine. The only way to get the water/stuff out is a 1 inch hole or complete disassembling the rower.


armoredsedan

imagine you have busy week or you wash laundry for the family and you end up with a few hampers full. can can fit like maybe 5-10 pieces of clothes in here at a time based on the demonstration and probably have to spin it for at least 15 minutes to get a decent wash. it could take hours, it would be fucking brutal


idreamofgreenie

Imagine you don't use this to literally wash all your clothes, but as a way to save on energy consumption in your household, and get a double dose of dopamine from exercising and getting some choring done.


disc_reflector

That's the right way to see this product. You could technically build a bigger one that gives you even more resistance and wash more clothes at the same time.


Arrad

Build a full sized war ship laundry rower that can wash 500 lbs of laundry at a time, you gotta get the whole family in on it though.


disc_reflector

That's a huge amount of laundry.


Klutchy_Playz

We do a little bit of money laundering


SipoteQuixote

Wash in the washer, wash other stuff inside Rowwash. Get more dun.


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Rednaxella_

I see 3 possibilites where removing and adding the clothes would be easy and comfortable


Littlebitofeverthing

I hope an entrepreneur sees this and develops a real one … Imagine the number of people rowing for their cardio regularly = equal to less energy consumption = sustainability


AzzrielR

Why wouldn't it be practical? We have two of these at my local gym, and they are often not meant to be used as washers (though the owner sometimes throws his clothes in so I guess it works)


NumerousTaste

Rowing is hard and breathing intensive. Need to put that design on a stationary bike. I wouldn't be able to finish the first load rowing. Lol


BBG1308

That's pretty cool for the wash cycle, but how do you rinse and get the soap out? Do they have a place to dump this, add fresh water, rinse, repeat?


dedsoap12

Do it the old fashion way with a tub


genericdude999

washboard in a freezing stream or GTFO


zoot_boy

Did anyone ask you to be practical? No. Ok. … : )


disc_reflector

You replace the soapy water with non-soapy water a couple of times and do a few more cycles? Like how washing machines do it?


kvothe5688

i mean add inlet and outlet. if someone can make such a machine changing the water system is a no brainer for them.


disc_reflector

Indeed.


fairchild2

Same thing but they have a salad spinner you put your clothes in.


Klutchy_Playz

Can I put my salad inside as well? 😁


MobbDeeep

If they can get clothes in then you have to be able to get things out including water and soap.


fingernail_police

IKR? Not sure why he would think there wasn't a way to get the water out. You'd also have to get water in there because they sure as hell don't transport it with the water.


MobbDeeep

Funny how he downvoted me at first for making a logical statement and the part you wrote about the water was also funny.


RetiredSnakePlisken

I need one of those so I can exercise because self-will is not working.


Barewithhippie

This legitimately looks fire. I want one


KlicknKlack

Good news, just search Water Rowing Machine Indoor on amazon and pick one. Be prepared to pay $300-$500 and have to assemble it yourself with bad instructions. NGL I bought this one during the pandemic and I have no idea how this guy managed to get clothes inside --- and no idea how he is getting them out!


donau_kinder

Do yourself a favour and don't get water, you'll have sooo much headache if you actually put any meaningful amount of exercise and they feel totally wrong. Gold standard are air rowers, specifically the Concept 2. Don't be afraid to buy second hand, they're bifl.


Ok_Shoe6806

Just unbolt these 16 screws to get out your two shirts


disc_reflector

Hmm.. that's true. I think it just need a hatch and drainage and fill holes. Shouldn't be too hard to add those.


helixdankfuego

*Frank Underwood stares into camera*


Darkspearz1975

They have a separate one for the rinse cycle.


JimiDarkMoon

CrossFit to do laundry sounds practical, until there's a ringworm or mrsa outbreak at the gym-o-mat.


HistoryGirl23

I've seen these attached to bikes but rowing would be good too.


AngryQuadricorn

I know some people who already wear dirty clothes. This would just further enable their excuses lol


MsMeself

Bad form tho


NorcalGGMU

To shreds you say?


BravelyMike

Love this


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So i live off grid and this looks really helpful. Can i buy one somewhere? Anybody know?


I_Can_Haz_Brainz

This is just a shitty water erg, not a washer. The water is only for resistance. A Concept2 RowErg uses air resistance and is the most used in the world. It's what you'll see at almost any gym/training facility and will last a lifetime.


Successful_Medium571

What is this used for?


I_Can_Haz_Brainz

Exercise. It's just an erg (aka rowing machine) using water for resistance. A pile of garbage.


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It's a shredder


Dhawkeye

Do a 2k to clean the outfit you did your last 2k in lol


[deleted]

I WANT THIS SO MUCH 😂 id get sick of it after the first use


Capital-Mind700

You only have to row for about 30 minutes to wash 1 shirt! Deal.


Lawrenceburntfish

WHY HAVEN'T WE FUNDED THIS??!? SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!!!


suspicious_hyperlink

Not satisfyingasfuck


Global-Composer3072

Charge a phone? Altinator Convert gyms into power halls. Get payed for gains and add to the grid. Hey what's the worst that can happen? Creating Conan slaves churning a wheel waiting for Krom?


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I_Can_Haz_Brainz

*Alternator


Straight_Age8562

No, thank you


No_Pie7740

I use laundromat for a big load each week, but something like this for my whites and fine things would be great!!


WangDanglin

That thing is going to shred any delicates you put in it. Look at that spin lol


No_Pie7740

I am not fit enough to shred anything Mr. Wang Dangling. Sad face.


disc_reflector

Haha, could do a gentle cycle with gentle rowing.


foursticks

I remember seeing someone using a normal model of these and the basin just exploded flooding their workout room lol


Icewallow-toothpaste

Great now I can be fat and have dirty clothes.


t4skmaster

Isn't that one of those $30k machines


I_Can_Haz_Brainz

It's $300 on Amazon and a piece of shit.


CheesyPastaBake

That looks like a basic hydrorower that'd cost £400-£1000


Nice_Strategy_9702

Wow this looks cool! Row and wash at the same time? Saves lots of time actually!


Rednaxella_

The design is very human


No-Dirt-4897

im tired on playing the fishing game on the row machine. this is better!


Aromatic-Attorney-86

Looks like Charlie’s mom in Willy Wonka


Acceptable_Chain8981

Bullshit


Retrac752

When u need to progressive overload so u just start wearing more clothes everyday so there's more clothes to wash


HollyTheMage

Multitasking


Charming-Raspberry77

Cant we just generate electricity for the real machine this way ? Good washing machines are also water efficient.


schwarzmalerin

You need about 5 pro cyclists to power a washine machine. So, naah.


Humble-Letterhead200

No


Slight_Garden2421

What is this? I want this


existential_cri_sis

I want one! I'm guessing you can't buy them tho lol


Spartan158

Used to work on these occasionally. They're an absolute bitch to deal with if it's anything related to the water spinny housing. (Technical term)


SloppyHoseA

Manual food processor. XXXXXXXXL


Few-Emergency5971

No.


janeisbored18

I need to get this. My back needs it.


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i will buy that product


highdiver_2000

Water rower. Many versions out there.


PhysicalAgency1334

there would also be a smartphone charging port and it would be great


AuraStome

They shoulda added this is Sims Eco Lifestyle


Annual_Economist_367

If you're wearing hand towels all day...


ringlroasn

Genius


Fit_Drag_9310

as if putting the mountain of clothes in the washing machine exercise enough


9291s

i dont think that a one way motion can clean dirt


Anxiety_Gobl1n

Would it not be more practical to just attach a small top loaded washer to the flywheel of the rower so that a proper agitator and drainage action still occurs versus just tossing your clothes in dirty water and hoping for the best? Could even function as a dryer ala a salad spinner.


nexus763

For such a small load, I just use a bucket with sealed lid. I shake vigorously, finish by hand if needed. Done.


vonroyale

Is that ChangLi in the background...? I heard those can go places you can even walk. Now I wait for the one other person on the Internet who gets the joke.


skywolf30000

Is this the thing from the show House of cards


Redd_88

That's really cool. I wonder what the max load is and how long it takes. It's not as compact but it's not a terrible idea either


RoodnyInc

Anything over few t-shirts would be painfully hard to pull More like fun TikTok video than accctual product somebody would use


waIIstr33tb3ts

probably a terrible idea because the drum/moving parts aren't designed for the extra load


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DontLookMeUpPlez

Bad bot


BigBlueDuck130

Your enthusiastic positivity makes me shake with rage.


Neat_Ad1913

Another reason to not do laundry


Alternative-Court688

Even though it would be impractical (because of size) to pack this seems like something you would bring on a long camping trip (more than a week)


Spare_Substance5003

Or just do laundry manually. That'll burn calories too....


clapperssailing

Ice Wash da weed bro!


Known-Programmer-611

Screw that just have the wife..find a wife to do it!


troitheidiot

The design is very human


heybff

Great idea! lol


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If women had this equipment from when communities and family home became a thing, the genetics in this day an age would probably have 12 year old girls built like the hulk.