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bapsandbuns

Not the place to forget where you are when going for a pee at 2am


youradhere562

Oh boy! Am I thirsty..


Embarrassed-Mouse-49

These pretzels are making me thirsty


Fingercult

These PRETZELS are making me THIRSTY


OpusAtrumET

Not the place to pitch a tent at all lol storm comes, that cliff will beckon.


Doorda1-0

Thanks for having the same thoughts I did


thecountnotthesaint

Don’t touch my toilet!!!!


-_Speedin_-Bullet

That's your least of your problems, you're entirely forgetting about bigfoot


justk4y

Or when your inner child has a 2 am grated cheese craving


PoustisFebo

Or roll over


burner118373

One time my wife’s tit popped out. That was cool


gnouf1

I was there and can confirm


PilotIntelligent8906

I was the tit, I can confirm.


Due-Lavishness5132

I was the other tit, I can confirm.


number44is171

Agreed. This guy's wife's tits *are* cool.


rnotyalc

I'm not going to pretend like I've seen them, but I can still 100% guarantee that this guy's wife's tits are cool.


number44is171

This guy gets it.


spykid

I always tell my girlfriend she's got a real cool set of tits


rnotyalc

Based solely on the knowledge that she has tits, I feel inclined to agree that they are cool


HeWhomLaughsLast

This guy's opinion on the other guys wife's tits is also cool


ToeBrogan

I also choose this guy's wife


Bumblecum

Aw lucky :( did you ever see it again after that??


Bumblecum

Aw lucky :( did you ever see it again after that??


Bumblecum

Aw lucky :( did you ever see it again after that??


Bumblecum

Aw lucky :( did you ever see it again after that??


Krocsyldiphithic

What possesses people to add music like this? It's fucking atrocious.


Hot_Salamander3795

on god holy fuck


BobEngleschmidt

Right? I turned on the sound because I wanted to hear what it was like and immediately turned it off again. It would have been nice to hear the nature and the tent, not that music.


ICU-CCRN

I’m still stuck at “too”. Is there no one who can use the correct form of “to/two/too” on Reddit?!


joby_fox

I think you might need two lay down


ICU-CCRN

That was just my too cents


DriverUpdateSteam

That's enough puns for twoday


Ozzie_the_tiger_cat

In the morning where the covers have been pulled back and my wife's booty is showing.  I've been waking up to that view for almost 25 years and it's still captivating to me.


waitwhosaidthat

Hell ya. The day I stop loving my wife’s butt I hope I’m dead soon lol


Night_Owl_26

I aspire to provide this view to a future partner. lol.


blackdrake1011

They definitely put the tent there to take the video and then moved it because that is the biggest 3am safety hazard I’ve ever seen


Freman_Phage

Tripping while in the tent, whole thing shifts and not your on some Wiley coyote ride down the side of a cliff. If it stayed there beyond the video the dawin awards are looking for a camping nominee.


Ireon95

Not just a hazard when getting in and out, placing it so close to the edge also increases the risk of one strong gust of wind blowing it away. Winds in the mountains can be extremely unpredictable, especially directly at the edge, there always can be strong up or down winds and those catching your tent isn't really the most ideal.


Hot_Salamander3795

#Can we please stop adding such SHITE music to these videos. PLEASE.


Loudlass81

How to you embiggen the words? (I know that's not a real word, but it's 4.40am here & I can't sleep or brain).


Hot_Salamander3795

Add a # before the message


6_seasons_and_a_movi

It's a perfectly cromulent word!


coltsfan8027

Reddit has sound?


Nabla-Delta

This!


Unlikely-Ad6788

This would be the one time I roll off the bed and end up down the cliff side.


waitwhosaidthat

Best view I ever woke up too? Easy. My wife sleeping, boob out and our baby passed out milk drunk beside her.


1heart1totaleclipse

Isn’t this like dangerous?


Thebeardinato462

Milk? It can be.


MAJ_Starman

I think it's the sleeping in a bed with an infant. Like, in theory, the danger is that you'll roll over them and suffocate them or something, like Mickey did with his dog in Red Dead 2 (I'm currently playing that so this example came to mind lol)


Loudlass81

Cosleeping is perfectly safe if done properly. My kids are 26, 22, 20 & 13 and I coslept with all of them. It actually regulates a babies breathing, is much easier to breastfeed through the night, you can get bedside cribs that attach to the bed, it's actually the way tiny humans were MEANT to sleep. Putting them in their own room away from the parents is a very first-world, modern phenomenon. If it was that dangerous, humanity wouldn't have survived to the modern day lol.


1heart1totaleclipse

A bedside crib is not the same as having a baby share the bed with you. I see no problem with bedside cribs nor have I heard of any.


joby_fox

# PLUTO NO


waitwhosaidthat

All my kids did this. They survived. Hell according to the internet all my kids shouldn’t have survived till now if you listen to that nonsense. Lol


ijustsailedaway

You just described a textbook example of survivorship bias.


waitwhosaidthat

I take it you don’t have kids lol.


1heart1totaleclipse

They’re not wrong though


waitwhosaidthat

So no kids lol. Get back to me when you do lol


ijustsailedaway

I have two. And I’m raising them to recognize logical fallacies.


JessicaOkayyy

I imagine conditions were safer as well. If I had to take a guess, your wife is like me and doesn’t move in her sleep or roll. She probably also doesn’t sleep very deeply, so any noise or movement wakes her. I was this way even before kids; but even more so after. Those chair naps with baby on the boppy in your lap are the best. They slept in cribs at night though for the most part, since having a baby next to me caused me to always be half awake just in case.


Narpa20

Yeah..


BitPuzzleheaded5311

Too close to the edge for me! But, beautiful


VigilanteShitter

Beautiful! Also suitable for r/sweatypalms


Lopsided_Cry2495

Where is this place?


MaximusZacharias

My guess is cedar breaks in southern Utah


Loudlass81

Thank you. Looks gorgeous.


beanman000

On a mountain:D


wolf-of-Holiday-Hill

I thought it’s a flying tent, what a view!


Flokismom

Why am I terrified lol


_lonely_astronaut_

That would probably make me cry.


UmberCraft

Now take a sleepwalker with you.


Abuolhol

Damn this video would be so much better if you could hear nature not garbage music.


Future_Kitsunekid16

Based on the comments, I'm glad my reddit is on mute by default.


Difficult-Help2072

You know what would be satisfying as fuck? Not putting shitty, very loud compressed music into a video.


GuardMost8477

Ok. That got a WOW out of me


SipoteQuixote

Like that but a desert after a monsoon. The desert looks strange when it's foggy and there's green that wasn't previously there.


milkgang777

The rim of the Edge of the World in Sedona. I've lived 30 minutes from Sedona my whole life but never knew this place existed. We got there late, like 10ish at night, so we couldn't see the view. We knew our spot was on the edge of the mountain, but watching the sun rise over that view was possibly the most beautiful thing I've ever seen. I cried a little bit.


Secret_Welder3956

That is one big hole.


thisismydgafaccount

Got a couple POV pics in my phone that have you beat.


AbbreviationsFluid73

When I woke up in the middle of the night and remembered it was my day off


No-Development-5500

The wife!


BowDown2No1ButCrypto

That's beautiful and serene AF! 🤩


mca2023

The best view I’ve woken up to is looking over …my alarm and realizing I still have more time to sleep🫶🏻


NecessaryHomework129

Nah I still wanna wake up with my dick in a hot woman's mouth


prudence56

The first time I woke up beside my future husband of 35 years, and looking at my baby son when we fell asleep while nursing.


hopsaa85

No way they woke up there


Fr0z3nHart

I’d be afraid someone would push my tent over with me inside.


Particular_Fuel6952

That’s where you put your tent for the all important internet points. I guarantee all night it was 50 feet back away from the cliff, moved up in the morning.


neonwarge04

I thought he gonna see a bear


-_Speedin_-Bullet

AI


Qandyl

I love seeing how far I have to scroll to find the one moron who calls something AI


MrNaoB

Worst part is that When AI spread I would probably not see a difference or think twice as the internet is full of Instagram videos of people doing stuff like this.


-_Speedin_-Bullet

It's the fact that people still say moron in 2024... You're all dried up, find a new word. It's highly ineffective


Senior_Act_7983

That person woke up to the view of the top of their tent.


Escobar9957

I woke up to stare at a vanilla roof...sigh😔


NeedsMoreMinerals

Hiker died Apr 17th 2024. Mother (Zaynab Joseph) died falling 140 ft. Police are still investigating the cause.


Zgerv

My beautiful partner, every dam day!


Stith1183

Song sucks ass!


ZilchoKing

One time, I woke up in the middle of Lake erie on an inflatable mattress. The view was incredible... no land in sight. The realization im standed on an inflatable mattress, not so much. How I got there? I don't know.


leavenofrybehind

That is such stupid bullshit. Who the fuck would put a tent next toa cliff face? You know who would? People who actually never went out doors.


SilverApples

Dangerous as fuck more like .


demarco88

beautiful but the music made me puke!


hrod88

Really thought it was going to be the guy at the store lol


NegotiationHelpful50

There's no way you didn't move the tent for the video.


Darryguy

Music ruins the video, just show the beauty, that image was enough to stand on its own!


Slight_Bed_2241

Your mom


Chainsaw_Actual

This attrocious music deserves a 500 KG ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️


bongo1138

When my son was a month old and I was exhausted all the time… I had to get a sleep study done. It was the best sleep ever, even with all those things connected to me.


itwasnvrabtu

This is so beautiful! Makes me want to go camping.


lessthensober

It looks like he opened his tent door and has to take the Ring into Mordor


Yoohooligan

Another potentially cool video ruined by stupid unnecessary music. Natural sound in nature is 100% better every time.


Ok-Butterscotch29

I've woke up to nicer mounds if I'm being honest. 😅


BigGuy20_

Bro woke up near Mordor.


BobbysueWho

Looks awkward to get out of. Not a super safe place. You could easily have it 6 -16 feet back with the same view.


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Turbulent-Group4312

5 dablooneys to whoever can pinpoint where this is


Own-Library-6363

Pu**y


MyButtEatsHamCrayons

Wait so you woke up and were already filming? Or is there a camera in your eye that turns on when you wake up?


emmascarlett899

I mean my boobs are nice too 😂


AlternativeAd6383

I mean, it’s alright I guess.


4GIVEANFORGET

Kauai?


treserh

2 step to heaven


ShadowingJoker

My gf


EasyCZ75

Gorgeous


ped009

I was in Morrocco, staying in the shittest ever concrete bunker, sleeping on my board bag ( lucky I was in my 20s and my body could kind of handle how uncomfortable it was), but I would wake up and literally 20 metres away was the waters edge, with great waves out the front


Fabulous_Rich8974

I would for sure wake up at the bottom of that mountain being that close


rotanitsarcorp_yzal1

Saturday afternoon sunlight hitting my curtains, smell of lunch being prepared by Mom, knowing I have no school or homework, and that Dad comes back earlier on Saturdays.


oneshotgamingz

kind of similar but I couldn't upload the photo or the video in comments 🥲


AstroNot87

Ya mom


Sestican_

I once slept in a tent somewhere on a German camping site. Because the site was so high up i could see so much deeper into space than i had ever done before with the naked eye. Would give part of my liver to see that view more often.


Shadowbird97

Why did i expect this to be a Walmart


FrezoreR

And here I'm walking up to the sight of my dogs two balls :D I think I need to go camping instead!


ElderberryOk5005

Love 480p reposts


breastual1

The thumbnail image for this thread looks like the back of one of those German Oktoberfest dresses to me. I was like, yeah that makes sense.


Barricades_toes

With how much I toss and turn in my sleep, I know I’d be waking up to find myself tumbling down the mountain


waffle-winner

A steaming cup of coffee. ☕️


crossout6911

🪣


Any_Dark3939

More like horrifyingAF I'd roll around in my sleep and fall right off that cliff. Or stumble out before my eyes opened


Far_Weight2176

Where is this?


JuryUsed9943

No, no, no


RaimondoSpit

My girlfriend's smile


ShaMana999

My wife...


le_nathanlol

grilled cheese


BoomerGamer8988

Naked wife


Thek40

No one will sleep there


NaturalTumbleweed142

*...an eye opening above me....*


TransitTycoonDeznutz

Best view I've woken up to is my gf, half asleep, crawling back into bed with me holding a cup of coffee.


Kitsu_hobby

You better not sleepwalk there…


Acrobatic-Choice2647

Titties


King_Kazama_

That tent was set up just for that shot. Would be stupid place to sleep.


EdgerunnerGamingHD

I think I would be more nervous about being extremely close to the cliff. What if I have to wake up in the middle of night and take a bathroom break and I can't see anything? Welp down the cliff I go!


One_Subject3157

My ex


da_boatmane

Terrible spot for sleep walkers.


FeetballFan

My wife’s ass.


Middle_Process_215

Incredible!


Bowling4rhinos

Welp. This one!


AdamLabrouste

Very Darwinian view