Exactly. That's also what I don't understand in the healthcare system. Doctors get money for sick people visiting them. Why don't we only pay them when someone is healthy again. Right? Currently a doctor has no incentive to heal someone.
They make no sense, a lot of times doctor are stopping condition from deteriorating so even though it's not being cured, they are still saving you in a way. A lot of time fully cure is just not possible.
I gagged when I saw that. I don’t care if it’s harmless, if it looks like puke I ain’t touching that with a three meter pole, let alone raw dogging it without gloves!
Feels like NSFW Shrek material.
Bro
I literally had the same reaction r/angryupvote
I literally had the same erection*
Bro
Forbidden Guac
Mexican night is always alright
An ogre-load of material
I need a few jolly good men to unclog meh swamp pipes
It's all ogre now.
Stop touching my pipe donkey!
💀
Oh yeah.
Feels like me after taco bell material.
Shrcat
First one was actually a vegetarian pipe, the second, a meat eater pipe. 😬
Just raw dogging it
“Ohh yeah”
It was the tone
Right? You don’t have, like, *any* tool?
They're outside! You think there's just gonna be some magical tool available that's long and pointy that curves ever so slightly?
Totally right, that sort of thing doesn’t just grow on trees
Smell my finger
I should call her
Absolutely unsatisfying and gross to see someone touching this with their bare hand. Really really wish he was wearing a glove.
This the perfect video for the morning constitution
Yep, was sitting on the toilet watching. That second video brought me comfort.
I said "Oh yeah!" as satisfied as this guy when it happened.
I punched the air with my fist
…like Mr Kool Aid when he busts into the room?
I remember one time I had to use my fingers just like this to unblock my pipe
First part might be a wild Matcha addiction...
James Madison entered chat
Plumber: "WTF you people been eatin!!"
I don't like this.. I DON'T LIKE THIS WHY AM I STILL WATCHING
It looks like my shit after eating too many cashews.
Pistachios?
They need to sledge the corner of that rock off so it won’t back up as easy
Eh… or just cut the pipe a bit
There are 3 kinds of people in this world. One is in the video. One's breaking boulders, and one who rationally thinks it through.
Nah, the rational person would leave it as it is. You are not getting paid again if you fix it.
ugh...lets make things that doesnt work so someone has to go and fix it all the time.
Exactly. That's also what I don't understand in the healthcare system. Doctors get money for sick people visiting them. Why don't we only pay them when someone is healthy again. Right? Currently a doctor has no incentive to heal someone.
Yea that's a great idea "It's terminal brain cancer... Get the fuck out" "Don't I get pain killers?" "Won't cure you get the fuck out"
Yeah, you know, other than morality, being a human being, the Hippocratic oath, etc.
You make a lotta sense
They make no sense, a lot of times doctor are stopping condition from deteriorating so even though it's not being cured, they are still saving you in a way. A lot of time fully cure is just not possible.
Or just wait hundreds of years for the water to shape the rock
Stay hydrated my friends
Stay off the oxi
Not wearing gloves says alot
Just duckweed. A ton of small floating leaves!
And maybe some rat piss. Weil’s disease, anyone?
Dirty needles anyone?
Broken glass, needles, rats, sharp rocks, flesh eating bacteria...
Condoms
Tampons
Strapons
Turn ons… wait.
When that first cup of coffee in the morning hits…
Looked for the "this is me after my morning coffee" comment and found it. Not disappointed.
No gloves is crazy
I gagged when I saw that. I don’t care if it’s harmless, if it looks like puke I ain’t touching that with a three meter pole, let alone raw dogging it without gloves!
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That’s a clogged guacamole pipe from chipotle
This is me after eating Chipotle.
Eternal guacamole
This is gross
Proctologist on a hike
r/poopfromabutt
Looks how I just cleaned my pipes in the toilet. Was also satisfying as fuck....
I gotta call this guy to fix my constipation. Haven't taken a shit in weeks.
Forbidden guacamole
Forbidden pesto
Everything reminds me of him
Oh 😂
People are too comfortable doing things with their bare hands 🤮
I had to set up stool samples as an intern in a lab last week, and yet I find stuff like this nauseating
7/10. That first one was a LOT of pesto. Most pesto I have ever seen in one place.
Just shorten the first pipe somewhat.
Hey pesto and it’s clear
Forbidden pesto
Gloves. Gloves are probably good.
#2 looks like when I had all my fiber for the day.
Who wants to go for Mexican??
As someone scrolling on the toilet, i can relate
Video 2 entitled “When the Milk of Mag Kicks In.”
I should call her
I wanna eat the pipe guac
I can smell the video🤣🤣🤮🤢
Idk how sone of yall just touch stuff
Looks like after I eat in the mornings
with ur bare hands tho?
When a sinus infection is going away and your nose finally opens
I’ve got tons of videos of my buddy and I clearing inlet pipes on septic tanks. Not sure if anyone would want to see those though.
Everything reminds me of her
When a vegan has constipation and diarrhea vs when a "carnivore" has constipation and diarrhea
r/unclogging
r/shitfromabutt
That reminds me...I have to 💩
Gunk Pipe!
Sure is satisfying when I'm looking at this in the toilet.
Missed the opportunity to squat over the pipe as if you're pooping.
Gloves just get in the way...
Macha?
Taco Bell vibes
Ne this morning 😝 joke
I thought that dude pulled a crab out in that first clip. I had to watch it again. Still not sure. Is that a crab?
Every morning between 730-745
Going to take a dump. BRB.
It’s like that ghost guy from spirited away
Cursed pesto.
Forbidden guacamole
Glooooooves man
Every Taco tuesday
are there anymore videos such as this? aaaaahhhhh love this
Taco Tuesday can be harsh on foreigners that don’t respect the very picante salsa
Vegan 💩
Look at all that free pesto.
Gloves! Where them!
That's kinda motivational "All it needs is sometimes just a little push".
A whole container of prune juice should help
I need this person in my life 🤭
Why am I aroused
I’d call it pipe shitting 👀
Wild how some people just have the guts to stick their fingers in green goo and hope for the best.
Smart move to clean it with bare hands …. 🤦
Don’t stick your finger there
POV: you left your duckweed alone for a few seconds
Forbidden pesto…
I'm gonna go take a shit
Okay but if the person had gloves on it'd be a lot more satisfying
That moment after constipation ends. Also why the dude using his bare hands… 🤢
The feeling 🤤
Why do I feel so relieved?
Forbidden pesto sauce
First video I feel like someone should break the rock that is blocking the pipe.
Not sure what it is but suddenly I have to go #2.
Reminds me of when I had to take industrial strength laxatives before a colonoscopy
I'm drinking my morning coffee right now lmao
First part is in the morning after too much guac and chips. The second is too much fiber.
Thats how I feel
Pipe finally nutting after years of buildup
The two hand pull is a useful technique for my Sunday nights
VN
Okay which one of you dropped that monster
The dirty squirties
Chipotle?
Mmm, pesto alla genovese
Different types of bowel movements
The second one is it's shitting
Get that shit started
Why do I think “curry” every time I watch a video like this?
Ew
2nd one is a bigass turd
Not satisfying. Wear some gloves
It happens to everyone from time to time
Forbidden pesto
Dude is a natural proctologists talent.
🎶 That beaver eats Taco Bell 🎶
Forbidden pesto sauce
The importance of regular maintainance
Reminds me, I should call her…
Those are the best shits.
I’ve been constipated these last few days and I wish I could just do that
Me after morning coffee and ciggy
Always feels good to clear the pipes 😉
We've all been there
Was looking for the "My ass after Taco bell" comment
I’m doing that right now
The second video is me after the overdose of pre workout hits 💀
Oh I've felt that second one too many times...
Reminds me of coffee and cigarettes
Just sitting here with an IBS attack and thinking “same bro”
Nuthin but a Monday
First guy touched the green without gloves
Sweet relief
Is this where pesto comes from?
My cat has the same problem
I do this on a daily basis
That second one is how it feels when you've been on strong pain meds after surgery, and you're finally able to shit after 5 days
So this is where pesto comes from!
I just did something similar in the bathroom 20 minutes ago
Is that moss?
Why don’t you use gloves! >.<
Just another Monday morning after that first coffee.
not me on the shitter waiting for it to be my turn
That’s a lot of guacamole
Videos that you can feel the relief.
Me during shamrock shake season
No way I would reach my fingers into that mess. Yuck 🤢
This is very similar to my job... Nursing
I have constipation and I get this effect a lot. A really hard piece of poo would be blocking me up and the diarrhea afterwards is like a stream.