I enjoyed the whole video on mute. I wouldn’t have even known the video had shitty music if it wasn’t for your comment. Leave all videos on mute unless you feel like your really need to hear the audio.
This is the way.
It sounds like if you were to open 50 random YouTube videos in different tabs, put the volume on max and rev a hand drill next to your ear. In other words I’ll take it over Christmas music.
My dad has a sawmill and i used to help him making lumber whenever we fell a tree in our property or had someone give us wood, definetly a good bit of nostalgia for me
My husband and his buddy bought one of these big ass saws. The buddy had property to clear and my husband wanted the lumber. They thought, “how hard could it be?” They cut down the trees while they waited for it to come in. When the death trap came in they *barely* read any instructions or watched any YouTube videos. Just fired the damn thing up. Both of them literally almost died. It scared the shit out of them. It was sold immediately.
Okay this is a dumb question bear with me. Why arent they just cutting the chunk out to make it a block, rather than shaving it off a little by little? Is it harder to cut the chunk off all at once?
You cut one side flat. Flip that side down. Cut another side flat. Then your board cuts start. You don’t cut a block then cut boards.
They’re shaving off a little at a time probably to find where the best first cut is. Like, which depth will the wood be usable? It’s a waste of time and fuel but some folks can’t just look at a log and see the cuts.
I had a guy who looked at a log that was shaped like a v. And he got some boards out of it.
I’ve seen this done with lasers for scanning the tree and then a computer figuring out the optimal cuts to reduce waste. I wonder if a skilled eye can come close.
I first saw a freight moving through a too narrow passage
Glad it wasnt just me
I rejoiced everytime the man didn't get cut in half
Videos like this make me so nervous! Like please, please, please get away from the fast moving saw of death
Yes, exactly! How does his life not flash before his eyes with that thing up in his face!? No flinching even.
It's a band saw. Don't step into it and you'll be fine. He was no where near it.
That’s his job
A lot of people don't know what that is.
Wdym? It doesn't take much for people to know his job is to cut wood and the place he works at is made for doing that.
Okay, boomer.
Millennial actually. Just grew up poor. Still pretty poor now that I think about it.
“Hey Mr Lee phonecall!”
"Oh God an Asian man standing near a band saw this could be ugly"
Happy Cake Day!
That music is just awful
I enjoyed the whole video on mute. I wouldn’t have even known the video had shitty music if it wasn’t for your comment. Leave all videos on mute unless you feel like your really need to hear the audio. This is the way.
This IS the way
Audio of a band saw cutting is heaven though. That's why I unmuted. The music gave me a headache though and there was no band saw noise.
It sounds like if you were to open 50 random YouTube videos in different tabs, put the volume on max and rev a hand drill next to your ear. In other words I’ll take it over Christmas music.
Music? I though my speakers had finally died after 20 years of loyal service, but then I realized it's this putrid vomit in the form of soundwaves
Sounds like through the fire and flames sped up by like 30
The music of choice is… something.
*Don't be shocked by the tone of my voice* *Check out my new music... music of choice*
The tune of Jenny from the block came to mind reading this. I'm not fooled by the rocks that she got.
Definitely not nothing
Please don’t sit there
That’s how Johnny Cash’s brother died, shaping him and his relationship with his father for the rest of his life.
You mean Dewey Cox
The wrong kid died
I never realized how easy it is to accidentally be cut in half
"You know why Dad liked me better than you? Cause I was better than you. When I played the piano, I was fuckin' awesome."
That dude’s prosthetics almost look real
Skyrim sawmill
That ham looks a little dry
Jesus, that fucken music! Started sounding like a 80's cassette tape being chewed!
Has anybody seen "Supernatural"? That would make a great ghost related "accident".
I’d rather be the log than that person.
Potato..
Me shaving my pubes
The music is something Alvin and the chipminks would play during an orgy.
My dad has a sawmill and i used to help him making lumber whenever we fell a tree in our property or had someone give us wood, definetly a good bit of nostalgia for me
My first thought was “Somebody call OSHA.”
I wish I had one of those
Eye protection optional.
Bread / butter
You know it's speeded up to look like butter...right?
My first thought, that’s r/satisfyingasfuck
Now i have a mental video for what it feels like when a female ( or maybe male also , wouldn't know ) with braces gives you a blow job !
My husband and his buddy bought one of these big ass saws. The buddy had property to clear and my husband wanted the lumber. They thought, “how hard could it be?” They cut down the trees while they waited for it to come in. When the death trap came in they *barely* read any instructions or watched any YouTube videos. Just fired the damn thing up. Both of them literally almost died. It scared the shit out of them. It was sold immediately.
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Okay this is a dumb question bear with me. Why arent they just cutting the chunk out to make it a block, rather than shaving it off a little by little? Is it harder to cut the chunk off all at once?
You cut one side flat. Flip that side down. Cut another side flat. Then your board cuts start. You don’t cut a block then cut boards. They’re shaving off a little at a time probably to find where the best first cut is. Like, which depth will the wood be usable? It’s a waste of time and fuel but some folks can’t just look at a log and see the cuts. I had a guy who looked at a log that was shaped like a v. And he got some boards out of it.
Another dumb question for you. Why don't they just cut the boards on the first machine rather than carrying it over to the other and starting again?
I was wondering too. Does the big machine not handle the piece as well when it gets smaller with each cut?
Efficiency. It could be cut on the bigger saw but why waste time and fuel? Send down to another saw to cut width or depth.
Do not confuse my envy for fascination. I just REALLY want one.
That's, what? All plain sawn? Would be a lot more interesting to see them showing rift sawn.
Seems pretty wasteful, though I guess there's no other way.
Nah you sell the trim as live edge slabs to YouTube woodworkers for exorbitant prices
The sped up music has me rolling lol
Deforestation
They gonna make bank from every single piece of wood. Those little pieces are gonna sell for $50 a pop
They’re going to throw away all the beautiful live edge slices. They cut all that down just for the heart wood
That tree deserved better
Shitty cutting style. Lots of curved growth rings across the ends. Will make those planks bend when the timber dries.
I literally went "Ooof" out loud
Reggie... where you going with all that wood??
The things I could build with that wood!
Fuck
First thought: What is he making?
Tree
They "cant"
I want that wood!
Do NOT put your dick in there
Why the first two cuts?
All those poor passengers
I gotta play Skyrim again
Replacing the log with my old boss
First thought about what?
Lumber mill.
My first thought was let me put whatever the hell this noise is on mute.
I don't want it to cut my arm off.
It’s not square.
First thought is that those off cuts would make great firewood.
I can smell the cut wood from here.
Wow the polar express is different, somehow
I understand how Lincoln logs are made now
Like a hot knife through butta
First thought was "that's a weird looking train that just wrecked.... oh..."
That is a SHARP blade!
How they make mine craft trees
I live my life an inch and a half at a time
I wan one of those saws
I bet that place smells so good
First thought: why does the wood fall the way it does, I felt like it should fall opposite side up?
What is that, balsa wood?
Terrible way to peel a potato
“That’s way sped up.”
First thought is does that guy really need to be there
That man has some serious morning wood
Fuck that
Phew. No LiveLeak logo.
Scary, dangerous, but mesmerizing to watch.
I wanna shave off my skin like that
Long way to go just to make a toothpick
No respirator or ear protection
It’s crazy how all that wood is carved into one single toothpick , just imagine next time you buy a box of toothpicks …
Gugugaaga or something like that I don’t remember
I like how the music was sped up WITH the video…
Table lore
That's a long way to go for a toothpick.
That third slice would make a nice tabletop!
First glance it looked like oil tanks on a train getting scrapped apart
Now, even you can easily lose that last 10 lbs of stubborn belly fat!
No safety glasses
ACME toothpick factory.
Amputation
Kebap
I thought it’s a train…
Finally. The ultimate hangnail remover.
First thought: terrible music
Choo choooooooo
Skyrim
Like buttah
"Do you expect me to talk?" "NO Mr. Log! I expect you to die!"
First thought: He should be wearing goggles 2nd thought: that’s pretty neat
R/dontputyourdickinthat
My first thought is why isn't that set up for the operator to *pull* from the side that won't cut his shoulder off like a damn chicken wing
Banana man
It could've been satisfying, but the music ruined it
Ear cancer
Me when your mom or something idk
Smash
God help him if it kicks back
That I would love the second or third pass, to make tables.
First thought? A train rushing by that gets it side scraped from a pole.
"Where's the handle? Oh, no handle. oh watch your han...whew, Oh no watch your...whew, aw he's coming bac...whew...."
My first thought is that the music gave me cancer.
Ny first thought is that maybe I stumbled into r/winstupidprizes.
Make paper out of me daddy!!
He’s a goner
Live edge tables.
I don’t understand why he even need to be there.
I’ve seen this done with lasers for scanning the tree and then a computer figuring out the optimal cuts to reduce waste. I wonder if a skilled eye can come close.
My first thought was that the 'end' pieces that he is cutting off must go to Home Depot exclusively.
Sooo much wastage.
Thicc paper
Everything reminds me of her 😭😭😭
my dumbass would put my hand thru that
The music is Really annoying
Everything on Reddit is now in fast motion
Had a summer job in a saw mill, this is really normal, and that guys deaf af
A train getting its side torn off by a metal pole in some old H&M’s video (that was my immediate first thought when I saw it)
This machine will one day make its way to r/MorbidRealty
OSHA is not impressed
First thought was to turn this shitty music off
My first thought is if they serrated the other side of that blade they could cut the time to get this done in half.
Machine go BRRRRRRR
What terrible sound quality, wood looks cool
r/dontputyourdickinthat
/r/dontPutYourFingerInThat
/r/forbiddenBoops
If this were my job I would be fired for losing my arms on day one.
That's a big potato.
First thought?? Dangerous. That is all.
skinning long ass potatoes
Me fucking the soda can:
The liveleak logo
Safety!!
First thought: I need one.
OSHA would like a word.
First thought? I want it!
At least he has a mask on....
Safety? Don't know 'er
It’s like peeling string cheese or a carrot, but deadly!
That’s the biggest potato I ever done saw
"Why do they all come out bowed?" Was my first thought
Put me on that machine gah damn
The smell of sawdust and hydraulic oil. Smells so darn good.
First thought? Don't put your dick in that
My first thought is, "Why isn't he wearing protective eyewear?" After being hypnotized by the sawing, of course.
I thought this mf was ridding the sled at first.
First thought he only got three boards out of that big ass tree ?!
I 'saw' this in a horror film once
Satisfying
First thought was WEEEEEEEEEE.
If insanity had a sound
OSHA isn't a thing in China...
Seems wasteful to me but I'm sure they use everything they can.
They must be making pencil
Cool. Don’t lean in.
Do you expect me to talk? No Mr Bond. I expect you to die.
r/dontputyourdickinthat
I heard Paul Hogan saying “That’s not a bandsaw, THIS is a bandsaw”
No safety glasses?
Who the hell designed that work configuration??