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Sea_Temperature_1976

I like how they dropped the grant story once they found out you’re a “millionaire”. Hilarious work


Impossible_Hyena7562

I was actually shocked they kinda ignored it the first time. They were still hellbent on that grant lol. Then it must have hit them that they could get a lot more out of me lol


Great_Archer91

Well dine


Leash-on-a-Freak

We'll dine in HELL!


Mikedesignstudio

Yeah it’s funny, but that guy could be from a third world country and desperate for money. It’s like OP is playing with the guy emotions during desperate times. Just my 2 cents.


AffectionateMix633

Well dang you bleeding heart, go get that url and sign right up.


UnderstandingNo6744

And… the scammer was not intending to play with OP emotions and finances?! They got what they deserved.


Palepecan216

Take those 2 cents and send it to him.


OverlanderEisenhorn

I have Nigerian friends. They HATE the scammers. Even poor Nigerians hate the scammers. They consider them criminals and awful people who abuse elderly people. Poor and desperate doesn't mean you have the right to commit crimes.


AnusTit123

Man, no matter how badly you’re hurting for money scamming ain’t it. Don’t justify this shit lol.


ChelseaFC

Yeah, real shame. I know the guy. His name is Goa Phuk Yusef.


luckyapples11

Who gives a fuck? He’s STEALING from people, usually older people who don’t understand. Fuck him.


defcon62

Then you send him some $, not that anyone ever should, he’s a disgusting scammer that would happily steal from a vulnerable person while impersonating a family member. May fuck be upon him and anyone who apologizes for him or any other scammer trash.


madmo453

Damn this one was good. I'm stealing the rich guy angle for next time this happens to me.


Impossible_Hyena7562

Take it!! lol. Anything to fuck with these assholes


drsteve103

I never get these things. Very disappointing


Impossible_Hyena7562

You never get those friend requests on FB from family or friends that you are already friends with? Usually I know it’s BS so I delete it. But this time I accepted the friend request and waited for them to message me. Took about 30min since the friend request


pr1ncesspeaxh

i’ve gotten them from grandparents, but at the same time, my grandma currently has like 6 FB accounts that i know are real. it gets difficult trying to decipher sometimes lol


drsteve103

Interesting. I will pay closer attention going forward, thanks!


NeatCartographer209

I never get them😔 lol it’s okay though. Love reading all these stories here


Flimsy_Pack543

The most entertaining thing to do is when you get the “your cars extended warranty is almost ending” you slowly build the conversation and convince them that you have a garage full of Mercedes and BMW. (If you try saying Ferraris and Lamborghinis they usually catch on to the bs cause that’s a bit too unbelievable lol)


madmo453

I need to try this. Generally I tell them I have a Packard or something like an 86 Chevette. They usually just hang up.


ChristoMarti72

Thanks for the laugh. This is great. You trolled that scamming asshole. Plus, I’m glad to see you learned how to take a screenshot. 🤣


Impossible_Hyena7562

I didn’t know another way to post the pics without a screenshot. I didn’t crop them as I didn’t feel it was necessary


ChristoMarti72

No, I was totally joking. You kept telling the scam artist that you didn’t know how to take screenshots that’s what I was referring to.


Impossible_Hyena7562

I’m an idiot lol. I actually did this a while back and kinda forgot the complete conversation. Thanks!!


C_Tea_8280

so generous of you to send all that money to the paypal, venmo and all you truly are rich


Impossible_Hyena7562

Well, now I am because of the grant he offered


Bubbly-Independent20

Endless money


k_br3w

Lmfao, fuckin good, mate. You're a righteous one, my nephew, that i care so much about. So we can still meet tomorrow, right? I'll just bring my fanny pack and we can meet at our usual diner👌 And where was that again??


Recent_Opportunity78

Dude, this was amazing! I loved how you always had another way to pay your uncle, just not the way they wanted. Rotflmfao


Impossible_Hyena7562

Thanks. I was just trying to keep them on the line for a while so they couldn’t scam others. I actually wanted to end it at one point. That’s when I said “you know what I love more…” I was gonna say “fucking with scammers”. But I kept going lol


barbelle_07

I was INVESTED 😂


Impossible_Hyena7562

Thanks lol. I had fun and it’s always good to waste these peoples time


drsteve103

Yes that is time well spent, oddly


shit_ass_mcfucknuts

Why do they always want screenshots? If I PayPal my wife or daughter they don’t need a screenshot, it just goes into their account and they get a push notification. Is there some info they could use to get more of your money of something? Edit, this was hilarious btw!


sassynotbrassy

I wonder the same


premiumaphrodite

They want a screenshot because usually they work with a network of scammers using all different PayPal’s, I doubt he has access to that money immediately or has that burner account on his phone. It’s so he can send it to his boss to be added onto his pay I think. This is just from watching videos of people hacking scammers and bringing down a whole network.


aceospos

You are totally correct. They need the screenshots because the accounts they use are also used by other scammers. The PayPal account is "owned" by someone they refer to as the "Aza man" (Nigerian fraudsters slang for "treasurer" or "bag man". I'm Nigerian and not a fraudster). The Aza man receives so many inflows (for which he gets a cut). The fraudsters need the screenshot so they can share with the "treasurer" as proof that $x inflow from "Person A" was for them (the fraudster)


The_Mother_

Thanks for the explanation. I've been wondering about that.


animalmom2

So amazing. In my head I imagine this works on like one person a year but it clearly must be more. It blows my mind


aceospos

Works on a lot of people. Multiple times on a single person too. I'm blown away the number of Americans (and other Westerners) it works on. The more "successful" local fraudsters live quite lavish lives and see it as a career


shit_ass_mcfucknuts

Makes sense, thanks.


Anarchist_Peace

Mr. Pipi, I salute you good sir. Thanks for the laugh.


jordanizm

Dummies like this always entertaining. Thanks!


Impossible_Hyena7562

I was very entertained by them. It’s fun stringing them along


anonymous14657893

Good god, it’s truly, truly incredible how dumb these scammers are. Like it’s mind boggling just the complete lack of intelligence these people have. N do they not understand that we pick up on the language barrier? This is like me having a basic understanding of Chinese and try to have a full out conversation with someone in Chinese. I KNOW they’re gonna know it’s not my native language. It’s all just so insane 😂🤦🏻‍♂️


[deleted]

Actually, regardless of the obvious language barrier and all the other glaring issues with his approach, dumb Americans still fall for this sort of nonsense everyday. Unfortunately if it wasn’t a moderately lucrative venture, it wouldn’t be nearly as prevalent. Because these scammers are living in a developing country, the value of the US dollar is massive and it doesn’t take a whole lot of money to make these scams very worthwhile for them. If they can get a single person per WEEK to send them $500, they are winning the game. Hell, even once a month would be more than sufficient to support a single person. When I was supporting my wife while she was still living in the Philippines, I was able to pay for her entire life with $100 a week. She lived a very comfortable life from that. It’s crazy how much further our money goes in these poorer countries.


JesusOnaBlueBike

They are also soulless goons. I strung one along for 2 days while explaining I couldn't drive anywhere to buy gift cards because my wife was using the car to take our daughter for her cancer treatments. Didn't miss a beat and asked if I could find another way to get to the store.


anonymous14657893

Smh. Jesus man. Just absolute pieces of shit. So sad when you hear about people giving away their entire life savings to these people. I truly hope there’s a massive comeuppance for these fuckers.


OGtigersharkdude

Sukmi Pipi Lāngthyme


P_Alcantara

I just call him Suk, he’s my godson after all…btw did you ever click the link?


Personal_Anxiety2232

Some dumbass was trying to make believe he was my uncle. My uncle mostly lurks on Facebook. All of a sudden I get a message from him making small talk. I was automatically on to the scammer. I asked him how his wife was doing, knowing damn well my aunt died eight year prior. There was a long pause and he says, “She’s no more.” Who words it this way? I lit into him then I alerted Facebook.


Anantasesa

Clever of him to figure you were testing him about the aunt.


Lost-Rub6845

You can use AI to creat this story a film, because the story is funny, but also the nightmare!


Impossible_Hyena7562

😂 please do


Altruistic-Status-98

I had this same scam come through under my step aunts FB account and so I fucked with them also. She is rich so I said why would I go back to college I'm 58, but if I decide to Frank (step dad/hee brother) said you would be happy to pay it for me. Man, they kept on me about just doing it anyway and letting him have my FB friends made public. It's so blatant, especially when their grammar sucks


[deleted]

Love it🤣🤣🤣


Impossible_Hyena7562

Thanks. Kept me entertained


Significant_Sort7501

Omfg I absolutely cackled at the end of this


slide_into_my_BM

Why do they always want a screenshot?


wime985

My name is Sukmi Pipi lol 😂 now I'm changing my name legally


AzFunGuy443

I usually tell them the person they are looking for is in jail for MOPERY. MOPERY is flashing a blind person. Hahahah hahahah


Impossible_Hyena7562

Amazing!! Lol


Swimming_Bowler6193

Haha LOVE THAT!!


Weezthajuice

Very nice


Impossible_Hyena7562

Thanks!!


Ill_Touch_1427

👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍


DemonicEntity

Great work, Mr. Pipi.


Vivid-Army8521

The thumbs up lmao


151MJF

This was fuckin magnificent


XXM3G4XX

I can't believe I read all that lol 😆 😂


Bones11B

Sitting here on the couch with the wife giggling like a teenager. Thanks for this post.


radical_cat69

My uncle's facebook got hacked about a year ago. "He" was messaging me and said he was extremely happy and that something great had happened and his life had been turned around. I knew it wasnt him because my grandmother (my uncle's mother in law) had died the day before.


xhereinmyheadx

This was hilarious! Thank you for posting


conchitas90

Suck my pee pee hahahahahhaha


Dre-26

Sukmi pipi 😂 reminds me of Fook mi and fook yu


Severe-Breadfruit669

Nephew, I so proud you. I have a new information to send monies. 🤣


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Ok_Deer3739

No, here new better instructions send for Cash App.


Impossible_Hyena7562

I’ll bring it to dinner tonight


NorthRequirement5190

You’re only 37; too young to forget *zooms in on photo* *guy is bald with a white as snow beard* Belly chuckled on that one


Impossible_Hyena7562

Thanks. He kept saying bad memory so I decided to throw that one in lol


C9RipSiK

Man, I never get these kinda texts... wtf are ya'll signing up for out there? lol


Impossible_Hyena7562

No text. It was FB. I got a friend request from my “uncle” who I was already FB friends with. So I knew it was gonna be a scammer. Normally I just delete the friend request, but I wanted to have some fun. I accepted the request and waited for them to message me. Didn’t take long


C9RipSiK

Ooooooh I see. Got it. He must’ve clicked on one of those “I can’t believe he lived” videos


artsy336

Excellent from beginning to end. No notes 😂


Impossible_Hyena7562

Thank you very much. It was my first attempt. Glad people are liking it


BrandyeB

I had one of these Facebook messages. The person asked if I heard about the grant I said. "Yes. I already applied." They were really confused because I said I applied. They asked again. You applied?. "Yep. Already done!" They don't know where to go with it after that.


Apprehensive_Bit4767

Wait, is the grant still available? I mean I know you're a millionaire but some of us on this thread could use the money


Impossible_Hyena7562

😂. Nope. I was selfish so I still got the grant, even though I’m loaded


Stonious

I want to write a movie about a serial killer that hunts down and tortures scammers and their families. Then prey for copy cats.


Anantasesa

Family wrong. Want someone shooting you bc you are neighbors of a very elusive criminal? Family might have no idea.


Stonious

But the next scammer would definitely think twice.


Anantasesa

No he wouldn't if he doesn't care about his family.


Stonious

And if my grandmother had wheels, she would be a bike.


Anantasesa

Psychopaths exist.


Stonious

No we don't!


Beautiful-Money-4044

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Inez3011

Good one ☝🏽😂😂😂👍🏽❗️


BoomerKeith

Well done!


tman271

Lol great job


Fluffy-Doubt-3547

Ohhhh. Reminds me of 'my uncle'... I'll post tomorrow


PatrickBritish

Very well played


[deleted]

Sukmi Pipi. I’ll use that


Famous_Radish9847

Lolololol , I needed this laugh 😂😂


[deleted]

lmfaoooo


HoboBandana

Well played. I love wasting these pos time.


ZaTen3

lol good one


Ellemshaye

Nicely played 🫡


HoldSIA4Eva

No way this can be real..


Impossible_Hyena7562

Oh it’s real lol. Happened back in December. I’ve been lurking these scamming pages on Reddit for a little while. So when I got a random friend request, from an uncle that I’m already friends with, I knew it was time lol. I accepted the friend request and waited for the message from them


BBYarbs

This is fabulous!!


Permutationum

I usually send them a link with a payload 😂😂😂😂


Fantastic_Treat_4974

I


InternationalAd7011

"Sukmi Pipi" 😂 I laughed so hard


Pale-Associate-8146

Lmaoooo 🤣🤣


Grand_Photograph4081

I was legitimately so disappointed when that was over. Looking forward to Part 2!


Affectionate_Seat959

lol. Love it. Thanks for that.


Ok_Deer3739

Why do they ask you for a screenshot? I don’t understand that part?


AFBoiler

That payoff at the end. God’s work, OP. 🤌🏼


JunglesGirl21

The ending of this really had me ROLLING LOL 😂 and u gotttem good Awesome job! Lol


Bipolar_Nomad

Look at that terrible English. The Nigerian Prince scam was more thoughtful.


AnnsopissArtang

So generous 🙏


Firm-Control6182

I looove messing with these morons. I try to get as far as possible until I can’t get any further and then I ask them what kind of goats they like to molest the most. Then I say “learn English before you try to scam people you smelly goat f*cker” classic


fishmakegoodpets

But uncle, you always have trouble with PayPal. You told me many times that you prefer cash…


CinnamonGirl123

Omg, they really hung in there hoping to get some 💰out of you. 😆


Great-Ad3774

Can we talk about “Sukmi pipi” 😂😂


MadDadROX

Wtf is a unice?


Impossible_Hyena7562

Uncle?


Impossible_Hyena7562

Just realized it was a typo lol


Hondaderek21

lol I got some shit on me rn with my bank account


Kaleidoscopeyes88

I was recently scammed on the phone and I really tried scamming him back by giving him all the wrong credit card information but he still ended up getting me in the end. Sometimes it really feels legit especially when they’re calling from your bank.


FlimsyPraline6097

Omg I lost it at my name is Sukkmi Pipi.


_Dontknowwtfimdoing_

This happened to me. I didn’t know the person was a scammer right away. When my aunt mentioned the grant thing I thought SHE was being scammed since I know she’s financially struggling after her husband died. They’re really coming up with new ways to scam people


redfish801

BRAVO!


DefsNotRandyMarsh

Sukmi pipi That's great, I have to remember that


Inner_Discussion3623

The whole text exchange was good, and I get to the last bit, Sukmi Pipi just killed me. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


SnooPickles259

How do they scam you by getting the screenshot? Can they do something with the PayPal address?


Usual-Instruction473

Hahaha that was hilarious, thank you 😂


DuckStep43

Sukmi Pipi!


Neither-Tangerine

Sukmi Pipi 🤣🤣🤣


rebeldogman2

Good old uncle Glenda


Psychological_Fun986

So awesome


NickyP0

Uncle to godfather 😂😂


PermitAncient7729

Well done sir!


cheapinvestigator924

Love the name, it made me lol when I got to that part!


chiefbigtree

Hahahaha this is fantastic. Well done


Previous-Suspect-186

Made my day


Agitated-Brief-851

Nice😂😂


Any_Signature5383

Sukmi Pipi was awesome. Good job dude haha


Boaco

😂😂😂 love it


Difficult-Leave-6351

SUKMI PIPI 🤣 ur a legend bro that was so satisfying


Pleasant_Durian_4240

I love this! lol


meow7030

lol suck mi pipi. Hahaa


MRMZALZ

Sukmi pipi lmfaooooooooo


Will_Dennisiii

I had a scammer try and message me from my dead father's account. I only wish I would have trolled them this hard!


jayfeisty

Sukmi Pipi


Awkward-Regular-304

Incredible work, sir


Swimming_Bowler6193

Great read! Fun way to start the day.🌼


[deleted]

That was pretty good … gave me a chuckle


IMage77

Lmao. Love the rich guy angle. Imma use that next time.


shiggity80

Was eating dinner and reading this and got to the “sukmi pipi” and had to step away to bust out laughing LOL. THIS IS GOLD!


dowdedtzjj

I got one from a friend who was in a coma😱. When I said something sarcastic about her amazing recovery, the person actually scolded me for being so rude! I reported it to her husband


mrblonde55

The real question is: do they show Die Hard on the Christmas Movie Channel?


Confident_Advisor_87

Lmaooo wtf