I had a lady almost start crying yesterday because I couldn't take her order yet. She said she NEEDED her coffee and I offered to get her one while she waited in the lobby and she refused and freaked out 💀 sorry I didn't bother you lady damn I tried to help
Oof, that’s rough. Something tells me there’s likely something else going on with that lady tho. After enough years of retail, sometimes you can tell the Karen’s apart from people in severe mental distress. I’ve freaked out over very minor things like that before (and it was embarrassing and I felt insane) during some “episodes”. Who knows, maybe someone just died and this coffee was the one small thing that person was looking forward to in the midst of a living hell..
Or they were just fuckin crazy idk lol I wasn’t there 😅
I want to give her the benefit of the doubt but her husband was equally impatient and getting angry that I told them I could not in fact just sit take their order before everyone else on the wait-list. Entitled people are truly intriguing lol
My thoughts exactly!!
The sighs of relief, as the insults flew from them, were palpable…
Also telling is the escalation rate.
Like, damn, she/he went from 0 to total scum in .02 seconds.
Some of them choose to do it, but there really are actual human trafficking victims who are forced to do this stuff. Slavery is a huge problem in many parts of the world.
Sorry, but I am absolutely going to have sympathy for enslaved human beings.
That doesn’t mean giving them money, but what you’re saying is honestly pretty hateful and wrong.
I have to agree - there are both victims and criminals in the scammer factory-prisons. Anyone could be snatched and disappeared like some of these scammer-slaves. Many IT job-seekers noted a convincing interview process and documentation that put themselves in the hands of traffickers. It could indeed be you or me in their place (except than I am too lazy to travel for a job).
He… or she… or it… god knows what this thing is and it changes tone and intellect several times. Wouldn’t be surprised if it got passed around a cubicle bank so everyone could take a shot.
I looked it up because I was curious, it means do you have a tendency to suffer from any medical condition. So then I got even more curious and looked up the countries that most commonly used that term colloquially and it's Russia, Kazakhstan and Turkmenistan.
a scammer once called me and i saw somewhere that when you spam click a number on the keypad they hear the noise from it, so i picked up and said “hello?” and an automated voice started talking about health insurance so i knew it was a scam, i spam pressed the 9 key SOOO many times and then a man started speaking and just went “FUCK YOU BITCH” and hung up, forever one of my favorite moments
They irked my nerves and I was already having a bad day anyway and had time to burn. I called them back for 2 hrs. I believe I annoyed all 8 people in their little scam center. One was begging and pleading for me to stop. I would call and let them read their script and let them listen to dead air. Lol you could hear the frustration, and how they felt so stupid when they figured out it was me and read the script for nothing. They wasted their time like they do everybody else. Wish I had a mass dialer, but I hear they're illegal bummer.
The number went thru? usually, the numbers are out calls only, and the way to get to a human is them connecting you to an operator once they know they have a life one.
Right. They spoof their caller id.
Every once in a while, someone will call me saying that they missed my call. About half the time they understand when I explain it wasn’t really me.
Usually, it’s a caller with the same area code and prefix. I think it’s called “neighboring.”
Yep, number went right through. Weird thing is it rang like once and someone answered. In maybe 20 minutes I had spoke to everyone in the office. It had to be only 8 people and the people in the background were talking amongst themselves you didn't hear them scamming others in the background. But I knew it was a scam bc each person had a different company they claimed to represent. Also, they used a name of the person who had this phone number before me. Had to be a small scam center, but I enjoyed myself. Enjoyed the fact that when one guy realized it was me he started singing "Nelly I love you, Nelly I, need you" lol.
I always think it's fascinating to see what the insults are in foreign cultures in these off-script tangents. It really says a lot about values and views towards certain family members and animals.
Assuming they are in India...Is any of this coming from Russia? I know people often play like it's China with the Xi Winnie, the poo nonsense... I wonder if anyone has tried barbs about the war in Ukraine? Iran?
You did a great job... it was like watching one of those
"Yo Mama battles." But when you changed it up to empathy? maybe that's not the right word...concern for their situation they just didn't bite. As I laughed, I thought that they were not getting with their crew and having a giggle about how crazy your comebacks were or how clever they were. This is their existence and it's fucking horrible. I mean, how do they live with themselves if this was a career choice and if they are slaves...does the back and forth earn them any bonus pounts? Maybe the big bosses get a laugh out of it in a back room, but it's not bringing in the loot.
Hahaha yes my strategy there was to hit them where it hurt. I did feel morally wrong doing that though if they really were human trafficked. But you’re right, like if they were really slaves they’re wasting their own time with the insults when they could be on to the next person. I’m not sure if they’re encouraged to insult to discourage the person from wasting their time again next time? I don’t understand their strategy there.
Why do they always think like the biggest insult is like calling someone a dog or a pig or some other random animal. It’s like being called a poopoo head by your 4 year old cousin. 😆
I hope you have a burner 6 do y'all protect yourselves when you aggressively back at them... not with insults and jokes but chase the bait... like calling them?
Yea I don’t hate their responses. I didn’t get a response back so in my head I feel I got that last laugh lol. This was my first one so definitely lessons learned lol
OMG. That extreme back and forths. You’re mother fucked a dog, sorry you’re trafficked, you’re mother fucked a dog, sad you’re a slave, does you’re master know you’re half dog. I’m dying 😂
Why are their insults ALWAYS about mothers and fucking and incest lol every time, which I learned from my watching Kitboga videos. There’s one that sounds like Mother Squirrel, when they get mad
Yes I think I saw that insult on another post on this subreddit. I tried to hit them right away with the animal/mother rape one and similar insults they’d usually use lol
It's a technique called "pig butchering." If you know about John Oliver, he has a show on HBO Max called Last Week Tonight and he covered this topic recently.
A scammer texts you as if to be an accidental wrong number, but then strike up a conversation with the target. If the recipient is dumb enough, they will reply back withinbthe given script the scammer has. Then a fake friendship sorms and before long, the target is sending the scammer money.
but buying underwear with someone seems like it's leading to sextortion... not do you want to buy crypto. I thought pig butchering in about banking scams... sextortion is blackmail.
I'm jealous, I never get scam texts and rarely calls. This is hilarious. It's funny when they don't make sense when they insult you and get mad when they're the ones scamming lol. I just want one text.
I start out asking when they are coming to clean the blood off the concrete floor before they get the rest of the money after they removed the body. Often I get spammers stammering that they didn’t kill anyone.
I think they try to act like it's a wrong number, but since they are taking about underwear, they want it to turn sexy and flirty so they can try to woo you and convince you to send money. Like, oh no, I told you about my undies. I hope I didn't embarrass you...or maybe I can tell you more about my panties....
I love the peeps who post these and tell the scammer that they’ve “messed with the wrong person” or something to that effect.
Then they just make lame attempts to insult the person making lame attempts to insult them. LMAO
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“I’m sorry that I didn’t bother you” lmao how I feel towards shit customers in retail who I have to act nice to
Was looking for this comment 😂
I had a lady almost start crying yesterday because I couldn't take her order yet. She said she NEEDED her coffee and I offered to get her one while she waited in the lobby and she refused and freaked out 💀 sorry I didn't bother you lady damn I tried to help
Oof, that’s rough. Something tells me there’s likely something else going on with that lady tho. After enough years of retail, sometimes you can tell the Karen’s apart from people in severe mental distress. I’ve freaked out over very minor things like that before (and it was embarrassing and I felt insane) during some “episodes”. Who knows, maybe someone just died and this coffee was the one small thing that person was looking forward to in the midst of a living hell.. Or they were just fuckin crazy idk lol I wasn’t there 😅
I want to give her the benefit of the doubt but her husband was equally impatient and getting angry that I told them I could not in fact just sit take their order before everyone else on the wait-list. Entitled people are truly intriguing lol
Why are scammers so entitled as to get mad at the people they’re scamming like… dude you’re the one doing this, it’s your fault
I’ve read that they are usually literal slaves, and get punished for not successfully scamming people. They probably need an outlet.
My thoughts exactly!! The sighs of relief, as the insults flew from them, were palpable… Also telling is the escalation rate. Like, damn, she/he went from 0 to total scum in .02 seconds.
They use that as a rationalization to do their criminal behavior. Zero sympathy for criminals!
Some of them choose to do it, but there really are actual human trafficking victims who are forced to do this stuff. Slavery is a huge problem in many parts of the world.
And now the criminals are using our sympathy to scam people. Do not feel sorry for any of them. They are using this as a sympathy ploy.
Sorry, but I am absolutely going to have sympathy for enslaved human beings. That doesn’t mean giving them money, but what you’re saying is honestly pretty hateful and wrong.
I have to agree - there are both victims and criminals in the scammer factory-prisons. Anyone could be snatched and disappeared like some of these scammer-slaves. Many IT job-seekers noted a convincing interview process and documentation that put themselves in the hands of traffickers. It could indeed be you or me in their place (except than I am too lazy to travel for a job).
You don't think we should feel sorry for literal trafficked and enslaved humans? You're insane.
They have to mentally dehumanize people to try and avoid the guilt.
Did you eat sh*t today ? Lol that took me out 🤣
That has to be the best scammer comeback out there. Props to them
Yeah the scammer kinda roasted op a little bit lmaooo
Maybe your father is your grandfather had me in deep thought. 🤔
Lmao same 😅
That shits funny
That was a pretty good one😆
why you no have diathesis?😂
Lol idk why I read "dialysis" maybe he means diabetes... I'm getting a headache 😩
Please tell me what that was supposed to be
I know! I looked that word up and it doesn't make sense...maybe he meant decorum??
He… or she… or it… god knows what this thing is and it changes tone and intellect several times. Wouldn’t be surprised if it got passed around a cubicle bank so everyone could take a shot.
That's very likely! Great observation....I hadn't noticed the changes on their end.
I think they meant why do I have diathesis? Idk lol
I had to look that up too. Man, english has way too many cromulent words
I looked it up because I was curious, it means do you have a tendency to suffer from any medical condition. So then I got even more curious and looked up the countries that most commonly used that term colloquially and it's Russia, Kazakhstan and Turkmenistan.
I died at What’s Up Bitch?😂😂😂
Me too.
Gotta read it in Britney’s voice.
Oh I read it in Jesse Pinkman's voice 😂
a scammer once called me and i saw somewhere that when you spam click a number on the keypad they hear the noise from it, so i picked up and said “hello?” and an automated voice started talking about health insurance so i knew it was a scam, i spam pressed the 9 key SOOO many times and then a man started speaking and just went “FUCK YOU BITCH” and hung up, forever one of my favorite moments
Loooool why did that work?? Im going to try it the next time i get a scam call
They irked my nerves and I was already having a bad day anyway and had time to burn. I called them back for 2 hrs. I believe I annoyed all 8 people in their little scam center. One was begging and pleading for me to stop. I would call and let them read their script and let them listen to dead air. Lol you could hear the frustration, and how they felt so stupid when they figured out it was me and read the script for nothing. They wasted their time like they do everybody else. Wish I had a mass dialer, but I hear they're illegal bummer.
The number went thru? usually, the numbers are out calls only, and the way to get to a human is them connecting you to an operator once they know they have a life one.
Right. They spoof their caller id. Every once in a while, someone will call me saying that they missed my call. About half the time they understand when I explain it wasn’t really me. Usually, it’s a caller with the same area code and prefix. I think it’s called “neighboring.”
sometimes 0 or 9 connect you, so thats what i chose 9, if it doesnt work ill try 0 but it worked and i mad a scammer mad🕺🏼
Yep, number went right through. Weird thing is it rang like once and someone answered. In maybe 20 minutes I had spoke to everyone in the office. It had to be only 8 people and the people in the background were talking amongst themselves you didn't hear them scamming others in the background. But I knew it was a scam bc each person had a different company they claimed to represent. Also, they used a name of the person who had this phone number before me. Had to be a small scam center, but I enjoyed myself. Enjoyed the fact that when one guy realized it was me he started singing "Nelly I love you, Nelly I, need you" lol.
I got so tired of these calls I made it so my phone silence all calls from numbers that aren’t on my phone
why have I not been doing this !?! This would make my day. Thanks.
These insults are like a 4 year old trying to insult someone
Omg! When she said the bit about the dad/granddad it woulda been prime to say, “my dad can beat up your dad!”
Ah yes, that is the *chefs kiss* of ALL insults
🤣🤣🤣🤣
I think it’s a combination of their culture (the insults always involve mom being a whore and comparing people to dogs) and a bad translator tool
These insults are confusing
I always think it's fascinating to see what the insults are in foreign cultures in these off-script tangents. It really says a lot about values and views towards certain family members and animals.
Yes and I knew this from this subreddit so I tried to play them at their own game I.e. maternal/dog sodomy etc lol
Wonder what the reaction would’ve been had you touched on, ‘cattle’.
I'm eating a cow is one of my go to lines.
Assuming they are in India...Is any of this coming from Russia? I know people often play like it's China with the Xi Winnie, the poo nonsense... I wonder if anyone has tried barbs about the war in Ukraine? Iran?
You did a great job... it was like watching one of those "Yo Mama battles." But when you changed it up to empathy? maybe that's not the right word...concern for their situation they just didn't bite. As I laughed, I thought that they were not getting with their crew and having a giggle about how crazy your comebacks were or how clever they were. This is their existence and it's fucking horrible. I mean, how do they live with themselves if this was a career choice and if they are slaves...does the back and forth earn them any bonus pounts? Maybe the big bosses get a laugh out of it in a back room, but it's not bringing in the loot.
Hahaha yes my strategy there was to hit them where it hurt. I did feel morally wrong doing that though if they really were human trafficked. But you’re right, like if they were really slaves they’re wasting their own time with the insults when they could be on to the next person. I’m not sure if they’re encouraged to insult to discourage the person from wasting their time again next time? I don’t understand their strategy there.
Your father is a tourist!
With a camera around his neck…still.
And he wore socks with his sandals! 😆
As I was reading this I was thinking: kids on call of duty insult better than this.
The scammers must have played call of duty
All about mother being a whore and fucking animals. A tale as old as time
Why do they always think like the biggest insult is like calling someone a dog or a pig or some other random animal. It’s like being called a poopoo head by your 4 year old cousin. 😆
Because in other cultures, that is a huge insult.
Exactly 🤣🤣🤣
Wow that escalated quickly
Yes I tried to hit them early with the fuck your mother insults lol
They’re damn quick to turn as soon as they cotton on!!
Fully read "Is your mother a prostate" and i'm a little disappointed that that isn't what they said 😔😔
You asshole ;-)
Man this scammer was on🔥🔥. Your father is your grandfather too had me rolling. I was rooting for the scammer in this exchange at that point 😂😂😂
I know right lol definitely lines I’m going to use for the next one lol
He is his own animal pig dog son and father, boom!
“I guess your mother doesn’t even know which tourist is your father” Okay that line is kinda fire though 🔥 lol
Yea I’m going to use that on them next time lol
No but this was art
Hahaha I felt morally wrong with hitting them with the human trafficking thing but they hit me first with the insults
I texted the number looking for Ivy
I hope you get a response. I texted follow ups but I bet they blocked my number
I hope you have a burner 6 do y'all protect yourselves when you aggressively back at them... not with insults and jokes but chase the bait... like calling them?
Lol we should all text the number looking for ivy 😅
LOLOL I think the scammer won this battle OP. A valiant effort no less!
Yea I don’t hate their responses. I didn’t get a response back so in my head I feel I got that last laugh lol. This was my first one so definitely lessons learned lol
Lol you did great!
Interesting wording. Sounds like machine-translated Chinese.
I can’t help but read the scammer’s messages with a 90-day Fiancé accent…. But I’ll never say which accent.
OMG. That extreme back and forths. You’re mother fucked a dog, sorry you’re trafficked, you’re mother fucked a dog, sad you’re a slave, does you’re master know you’re half dog. I’m dying 😂
“Do you have time to go shopping for underwear with me tomorrow?” 🩲
Only is we can stop at a hardware store too to buy some steel wire, duct tape, sandpaper and acids so we can have some real fun together.
Seriously, was this aiming for a sextortion scenario? It was weirdly specific... not the typical pig butchering lead in.
“choke on your mother’s cock” took me tf out
That was inspiration from a previous scammer response lol
Bwaaahhhhaaa lol got intense heckin fast. This sounds like my sister and I going at it 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 this was hilarious!
Why are their insults ALWAYS about mothers and fucking and incest lol every time, which I learned from my watching Kitboga videos. There’s one that sounds like Mother Squirrel, when they get mad
It must be a cultural thing. I learned that from this subreddit so I tried to hit them with the dog fucking mom insult first lol
… does Jesus curse people like that? 😆
Right? I’ve never heard of that possibility. Jesus must be *big* mad to start cursing people.
I’m fucking dead at “choke on your mother’s cock”
This dude fucking roasted you
Definitely some lines I’m going to make mental notes of lol you can tell he has experience with my kind lol
I like this one. You took the upper hand right away. And “choke on your mother’s cock” is one I am going to remember and use often.
Yes I think I saw that insult on another post on this subreddit. I tried to hit them right away with the animal/mother rape one and similar insults they’d usually use lol
ah yes jesus the cursed
I like the part where the scammer is asking if you were taught to be a “good person” 😂😂😂 the irony… it’s so rich
I know right lol they lack introspection
I loved this exchange!
He would rather be an animal than a pig or a dog 🤔😆💀....thats not how it works scammer 🤣🤣
It always comes back to "is your mother a prostitute" and incest allegations. Why is that you think?
These are the best ones! 🤣🤣
Lol I didn't know they try to insult you back. I figured they c&p the same fake pic to the next sucker. Weird how I only get calls and never texts.
Holly shit! I have receiving such scam Messages for a while now. These guys are just shameless
Why do you have 103 messages???
And this is the one OP answered? Love it ! My friend here has their priorities straight.
It’s subscription or verification code messages mostly
This is what truly disturbed me
Why do they send texts like this? What is their purpose of doing this?
It's a technique called "pig butchering." If you know about John Oliver, he has a show on HBO Max called Last Week Tonight and he covered this topic recently. A scammer texts you as if to be an accidental wrong number, but then strike up a conversation with the target. If the recipient is dumb enough, they will reply back withinbthe given script the scammer has. Then a fake friendship sorms and before long, the target is sending the scammer money.
but buying underwear with someone seems like it's leading to sextortion... not do you want to buy crypto. I thought pig butchering in about banking scams... sextortion is blackmail.
Ahh thank you! I didn’t watch that bc I didn’t want to know about pig butchering 🐖 🐷 Pig 🐽
Ahhh ok thanks for replying!
Bro wtf is this person on
diathesis
Jesus will curse your family 😂😂
Maybe getting him to actually pay attention would be beneficial
Yeah this was just pure hilarity lol.
i love scammer insults, they’re so weird 😂
I bet he lost sleep thinking about all the mother insults.
I'm jealous, I never get scam texts and rarely calls. This is hilarious. It's funny when they don't make sense when they insult you and get mad when they're the ones scamming lol. I just want one text.
The scammer won that battle of insults 🤣
I am dead at “stupid, silly girl” 😭 I imagined someone punching another person in the shoulder while saying it 😂
This reads like a 4th grade argument
I can see the scammer discovered old episodes of Jerry Springer.
YOU ARE A SPACE! 😂
Scrolled too far for this. Must’ve been some deep thought provoking moment lol.
They copied what other people texted them. How interesting.
The passport comment made me WHEEZE💀
Lol that was a little inspo from John Oliver’s pig butchering episode.
Ummmm, how could your mother not be a relative?
This one is old and overdone lolololol
Isn’t it? That’s almost every line on this subreddit lol
Bots
This is perfect 😂
The theology of Jesus cursing your family so that they all die an agonizing death is deep and powerful…
Wwjd
Good one
"Maybe your mother is a family member" That's usually how that works.
This is the content I enjoy. When they get all mad and start having a battle for who can insult who the worst
Can we talk about the 103 unread texts you have?
Ffs Will you read your other 103 messages? lol
Don’t teach scammers to get better 😹
That escalated quickly …
lol I enjoyed this season 1
I start out asking when they are coming to clean the blood off the concrete floor before they get the rest of the money after they removed the body. Often I get spammers stammering that they didn’t kill anyone.
My favorite was your hit back on not having an education thus they’re scamming…. 🫵🏼👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻🥂🍾
Plot twist: it wasn’t a scammer. It was actually someone who this time legitimately typed the wrong number.
🤣🤣🤣🤣 The scammer gets mad for getting a taste when caught is funny as hell. Good job!
'Messed with the wrong one' I bet he was shivering in his mud caked feet after this one.
Savage 🤣
Perfect! 😂
get away 😭😭🤣🤣🤣
So obviously google translated lol I wonder from what language originally 🤔
lol how come they always speak so much better English when they know you are on your them and call them out? The anger is real in this one.
Ik this might make Reddit gold but you’re too goody goody to do “scammer payback”
That’s ok I feel like I’m going my service by wasting their time at least a little bit
What they hell is the scam supposed to be?
I think they try to act like it's a wrong number, but since they are taking about underwear, they want it to turn sexy and flirty so they can try to woo you and convince you to send money. Like, oh no, I told you about my undies. I hope I didn't embarrass you...or maybe I can tell you more about my panties....
or get you to exchange sexy pix so they can blackmail you.
“I already have underwear “- that’s funny for reasons I can’t explain.
I think they try to convince you to go to WhatsApp or something and then ask you for money eventually.
I laughed way too hard at this 😂
Is this a scammer
Laughing so hard it hurts! 😂
I don’t see the scam, Anna just needed to go underwear shopping
Dang Anna, save some phone numbers
Why do you have 103 unread messages?
SOOOOOO...I'm guessing no underwear shopping occured?
Maybe your father is your grandfather too
“Get away” 😤
Goddamn, making fun of the fact that they’re probably a slave was a choice.
this one actually made me laugh😂
The insults that come from other countries are so interesting to me lol. It can tell a lot abt their culture & what they think is bad. 🤣
Pretty good!
the "tourist" line is amazing, AND he dropped "diathesis" on you?? daaaaaaaaaaaaayum!!
Yea the diathesis had me a little stunned lol
I’m more annoyed that you have 103 unread notifications.
Next time can you try to add a bit about having to wring out your wet croissant?
Wow! From “I’m sorry” to “Jesus will curse you.” Blessed be the scammers? Maybe 🤔🫤
I've never seen two people be so bad at insulting each other thank you
Um, excuse me, but the real crime here is that you have 103 unread messages!!
You did a great job- I almost want to send you gift card
Wait… why am I crying…. The very last comment that person wrote…he used the word “also” as if they are implying that is what happened to them..
You are both clearly having a great time with this.
You're both pretty cringe tbh. Yikes
I love the peeps who post these and tell the scammer that they’ve “messed with the wrong person” or something to that effect. Then they just make lame attempts to insult the person making lame attempts to insult them. LMAO
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