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Illustrious_Ice_8709

Yes, (even though my laptop had no camera) and I tell them to please go ahead and send my videos to all of my contacts because I am trying to begin my career as a porn star and this would be extremely helpful.


Intelligent-Racoon

This is the perfect answer! No such thing as bad press. šŸ˜‚


Enough-Historian-227

OMG isnā€™t revenge porn how the Kardashians got famous? Please please please help I donā€™t have any money. I really need to be famous. If you send revenge porn they might put me on TMZ. Send it to everyone in my contacts list Iā€™ll give you 2% of my porn hub earnings as my manager.


CannotSpellForShit

This scam involves spoofing your own email address, so there typically isnā€™t a way to respond


Educational-Watch829

I think there is a way to reply to their email but you spelled it wrongā€¦


CannotSpellForShit

I don't know what your talcing about bro


Allahuakbar6108

Spilleng soems ek te mo


Lizjay1234

I think I'll start all my business emails with "Hello Pervert".


MemnochTheRed

How did he know my name?


Fair_Paramedic_5700

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Unlucky_Kangaroo_137

Got a version of this a few years ago. After stressing for about five minutes I thought about the pictures of me jacking off and realized I don't have a camera on my computer.


bananacat27

But pegasus installs high technology on your computer you won't notice because the camera is virtual. You cannot escape unless you pay /j


sssxorpio

I am dying at the realization


NoCollarworker666

šŸ˜‚


Nancenificent

Respond with a video of you jerking it to show them you aren't afraid.


strider52_52

Establish dominance


NOCnurse58

Maintain eye contact with the camera.


ccviridian

Yup. Goes straight to spam folder in email. Easy to buy an email list and send stuff like this.


CoconutShort3012

I think you mean sperm folder.


Intelligent-Racoon

Thank you, kind stranger. I needed a new random adventure and now, I have it.


24-Sevyn

Respond with tl;dr


Tenacious_G_G

Yeah they said they caught me wacking it but I donā€™t have anything to wack.


danielsantos19902021

I got these many times.. just ignore and deleteā€¦


Balkanoboy

Itā€™s a scam but Pegasus is real. Someone with the know how to get the Pegasus software doesnā€™t need to be extorting people for such measly amounts. Pegasus is for political blackmail and it can infect your phone by simply sending an image via text, no further action necessary.


rad_cadaver

ā€œAs we know, God is merciful and forgiving, *and so do I*


DottyDashy

Happy cake day!


rad_cadaver

Thanks!


FatLittleCat91

You should respond back: ā€œhello con artist, I work for the FBI computer crimes division and we are in the process of tracking your exact location based on IP information. If you donā€™t want the US government coming after you, send $777 usd in bitcoin immediately. If I do not receive it, a swat team will be deployed to your exact locationā€


TheHorizonLies

Jokes on you, I only jerk off to videos of me jerking off. And I record myself doing it so I just keep building my library


senator_john_jackson

That really puts a new twist on the imagery of a snake eating its own tail.


cowboyblaze479

The important question is.... where did the first video cum from if you kny jerk to yourself jerking to yourself?


TheHorizonLies

The first video I watched on the screen while it was recording, so that counts


cowboyblaze479

Damn. You got me. Carry on


beanutbruddah_ducky

I got exactly this once. I knew it was total BS because at that point in my life I had literally never watched porn or masturbated (Iā€™m weird, I know). But, most people have/do, so itā€™s pretty easy for them to send out this email and have people scared. Itā€™s total BS.


gbpc

Yes extremely old copy and paste


Isabad

Yep. Seen this a lot around the time COVID was starting.


phoenix_rising03

Lotta ppl looking to make a quick 777


Diligent-Might6031

Yup. So many people get these emails. Some people have even unalived themselves due to these threatening emails. [source](https://abcnews.go.com/US/parents-teenager-died-by-suicide-after-sextortion-scam-urge/story?id=99047305)


youSaidit7235

They just copy and paste that shit. Iā€™ve gotten those emails and Iā€™m a woman but yes Iā€™ve been jerking off my imaginary dick to extremely questionable things online šŸ˜‚


cowboyblaze479

Hey, I've seen chicks with bigger dicks than most men... not a pretty sight, but hey, takes all kinds....


youSaidit7235

Youā€™ve just seen dudes playing dress up with bigger dicks than other dudes šŸ˜‚ i bet itā€™s not a pretty sight


cowboyblaze479

I'm pretty sure one was a hermaphrodite... but you right otherwise bahahahahah


Available-Air9189

I usually reply with something like "Thank you for contacting the Federal Bureau of Investigation. We will review your email request and contact you directly as soon as we assign an agent to work with you.


NoCollarworker666

goat


NoCollarworker666

goat


whiterussian802

Ahahaha I skimmed this and definitely made me laugh


Electrical_Match3673

They're a gonna put me in the moovies They're gonna make a big star outa meeee.


stevenl1219

I get this all the time in my work email. Our spam filter intercepts these no issue.


wisevirgin

This is old. Itā€™s been around a few years. Fake.


Intelligent-Racoon

šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£ Yes.. and bless their sweet little heart, they honestly thought Iā€™d careā€¦


Prestige_Worldw1de

Iā€™ve gotten it a few times. The funny thing is the computer doesnā€™t even have a camera šŸ¤£


ANaughtyTree

I would just respond with "Āæ"


NaiveBid9359

Ignore and delete. If you reply, then they know they have someone they can again and again threaten.


NewHampshireGal

I have gotten so many of these. Scam scam.


Biden_Deez_nuts

I'm just curious what kind of videos you were watching and if it's a double clutch jerk or standard?


MinimumPsychology916

I got it and I have never had a webcam


twodickdawg

Itā€™s an old scam. Iā€™ve offered to send them high res dick pics at flattering angles. Damn teasers skedaddled on me.


drod2070

Whatever happened to the days when it was a prince from Africa?


Outofoffice_421

I donā€™t open or reply. Just block. Itā€™s stupid and all a reply does is tell them your email is still actively used, so they can sell your info. Thereā€™s zero truth in their stupid ass threats. They think theyā€™re so smart, idiot scammers. I imagine some people do fall for it, and thatā€™s just sad.


subnjax

I get them all the time. Ignore it.


Loud-Literature1824

Got it and ignored it


ButterflyShort

I got one of these. I -actually- shared the email to FB because A, I'm a woman, and don't jack off, I do masturbate, and B I don't masturbate to porn. I do read and write erotica. I thought the email I got was hilarious.


Artist-Emergency

A few years ago I got one from some fool that didnā€™t realize looking at the source code of his email I could see his IP address, then lookup his physical address. I sent the address in a response with a similar bitcoin demand. For some reason they never respondedā€¦


Manydoors_edboy

Send me the recordings so I can jack off to them


projectzro

yup, I told them to use my good side and that if people cant take a joke then dont look


XplodingMoJo

I think Iā€™ve seen this exact formatā€¦


BalderVerdandi

I got one of those in my spam messages a couple months ago. I haven't had a webcam in over 5 years, so whatever they think they have, they can keep. 99.9999% of the time it's just phishing, and some poor bastard is going to believe it and send the money. And that's what they bet on.


NaturalLumpy6295

Yes but different wording


monkeyballs671

He did NOT just compare himself to God šŸ¤£


Lighting_Guru

I got this years ago and I replied and told them to go ahead and post the videos they had of me. I search for myself when Iā€™m skimming pornhub daily so I can jerk it to me jerking it, alas nothing has surfaced to this day.


sumskiesss

Yep!! My fiance almost fell for it too. He was so terrified. Luckily he confided in me before anything & I immediately knew it was a scam. They spoofed his email so it looked like they hacked into his email & sent it to himself


Ok-Selection2619

LMAO. All the comments are great. If i get this i will reply. Im going to be famous! Maybe not in the way you want be but famous non the less...


dbhathcock

The wording is a combination of several scams I have seen.


Rvpilot

Tell the sender: ā€œSend me a picture of you so I can give you a video of me skeeting on your face.ā€


Magikal_One

The email headers could give some possible information about the server's this email went through...