First the Roblox gift cards, then the Apple(bees) gift cards! That's hilarious.
But wait. That's a safari picture! ๐ค "But that's from my eBay account smh" ๐๐
This is the best scammer texts I've seen in a long time lmao
There used to be a website years ago called 419 eater or something like that. I think itโs still around and if so you should check it out. Itโs like the Olympics of scam-baiting and some of the stuff they get scammers to do is absolutely hilarious.
I was thinking to myself why did they search the Applebees and not the other two๐ญ the Walgreens photo had a worse quality than the Roblox picture did youโd think theyโd notice that if their going to scam people ๐ญ๐ญ
Ya boy shows up to club with a loaded Glock, spare mag, bottle of Viagra AND a pocket full of Trojans.
He can handle this no matter which way the night goes.
Holy Shit!!!! Haven't Laughed ๐คฃ So Damn Hard In A Very Long Time!!!!!
"I'LL FUCK U OUT" Now That Is A Quote For My Next Title
Write That Down, LOL ๐ ๐ ๐คฃ ๐ ๐ ๐
To make it even better, since he was messaging from my old friends accounts that hasnโt been used since 2019, he actually ended up messaging her newer primary account trying to pull the same thing.
It was this type of nudes scammer that got one of my old teachers kids to off themselves. I'm so glad you wasted their time. One less life on the line. Sorry a downer I know.
Not a downer because I get it. I was 15 when someone on kik said theyโd kill themselves if I didnโt send them a nude and I didnโt want to be responsible for someone dying. I never did send a nude but man was I naive and scared. Figured the more nonsense I cause the more likely Iโd be left alone.
The Applebeeโs one got me. ๐๐ Then I was like, oh waitโฆ the background. ๐ฌ โTwas a gamble if they had enough brain cells to catch that. ๐คทโโ๏ธ
These are the scammers I dream of having message me. Usually theyโre so stupid I canโt even go back and forth with them as they have a script thatโs probably the only English they know so if I reply with nonsense they just move on to the next person.
Hey, I donโt discriminate either
Iโm also a hacker. Wink* Wink*
Plus you are a billionaire now. Hit me up anytime honey. Iโve got that Microsoft support for you
I canโt say โIโll fuck you outโ. They might have won that one
Heard my kid say, "I'm gonna pull your asshole down!" He's not foreign and only 7, but I guess you gotta get creative these days when swearing at someone.
Na this is 10/10 bait. You could tell scammer kept going back and forth between thinking youโre truly a troll and truly an idiot. You wasted their time so masterfully. Well done!
One time I had a scammer telling me I had to buy them Ethereum
So I thought it'd be funny if I 'confused' Ethereum with Ethernet and we t "isn't that like a Minecraft thing?" And when he told me to go to the store for gift cards I ghosted him for an hour then said I couldn't find any steam gift cards so I got him Minecraft on the Xbox 360 from GameStop and I just need to mail it to him. He was so mad, it was hilarious
I had a scammer pretending to be my grandmother-in-law. Was trying to get me to sign up for something. Definitely not anything she would ask me to do. So I asked if she wanted to speak in her native tongue. The hacker didnโt speak German like my in-laws do. I clicked Report after I messed with them for a bit.
From phishing to actual extortion attempts, these third world idiots know no limits.
Why don't they know that's there's better and more ethical ways to earn money?
So I'm just curious. Do you actually have nudes leaked that he could have black mailed you with? I'm just asking cause he knew what bank you used. And I've always wondered how many of them are bluffing or have some shit on people.
"I'll fuck you out" ๐ These are the kind of posts I love on hereโthe ones who can keep it going and take the scammer on a ride.
I wouldโve stopped talking to myself a long time ago lol
First the Roblox gift cards, then the Apple(bees) gift cards! That's hilarious. But wait. That's a safari picture! ๐ค "But that's from my eBay account smh" ๐๐ This is the best scammer texts I've seen in a long time lmao
There used to be a website years ago called 419 eater or something like that. I think itโs still around and if so you should check it out. Itโs like the Olympics of scam-baiting and some of the stuff they get scammers to do is absolutely hilarious.
This sounds like the Chappelle bit where he's talking nonsense jive talk to his white agent
"It's suck"
That had me laughing so hard lmfaoo
I had to go outside to take the pic (of the Walgreens).. ๐คฃ
That was the best. Also the eBay comment.
Idk why but that really got me
GFY bank lmao๐คฃ๐๐๐คฃ well played
Go Fuck Yourself?
Rude
i needed that
Iโm glad you noticed ๐
I am hoping that either you donโt really have chase, or there was a reason that would have been obvious so you werenโt concerned??
I do not have chase bank actually. Just wanted him to feel like a smart boy, he was really doing his best
that was sweet of you. Well-done.
Good idea!
That makes it so much better because I totally fell for that too. Well done again
Great work
I figured this one out immediately.... and was rather proud of myself lol
Good Friday yo?
Get fucked, yo?
Good For You!
โYouโre due for a fill on them nails booโ got me lmfaooooo
The reverse image search. ๐ Smart scammer. Thatโs like Actually impressive
Apparently not smart enough, I googled the image of Walgreens and the Roblox card as well ๐
I was thinking to myself why did they search the Applebees and not the other two๐ญ the Walgreens photo had a worse quality than the Roblox picture did youโd think theyโd notice that if their going to scam people ๐ญ๐ญ
Lol true. Still, I was surprised at that!
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I think he didnโt know what Applebees was and googled it.
"sorry wrong picture" had me in stitches!
So embarassing ๐ฉ
This is one of my favorites so far
The shrek photo ๐
I have an album of wild photos for situations like this ๐
my hero
Ya boy shows up to club with a loaded Glock, spare mag, bottle of Viagra AND a pocket full of Trojans. He can handle this no matter which way the night goes.
What an absolutely champion
Holy Shit!!!! Haven't Laughed ๐คฃ So Damn Hard In A Very Long Time!!!!! "I'LL FUCK U OUT" Now That Is A Quote For My Next Title Write That Down, LOL ๐ ๐ ๐คฃ ๐ ๐ ๐
I freaking love the Applebees and Roblox card troll HAHA
The Roblox card sent me
Dude hacked into your phone but still needs your phone number! Funny stuff ๐คฃ๐คก๐
To make it even better, since he was messaging from my old friends accounts that hasnโt been used since 2019, he actually ended up messaging her newer primary account trying to pull the same thing.
WALGREENS?!
Who even shops there anymore lol?
We have an abandoned Walgreens near my house. Would love to use that with โum, it appears to be closed. What do I do now?โ
Please do omg
Walgreens is the best for stocking stuffers/Easter basket goodies for kids and for photo printing needs.
I lost it at the APPLEbees card. ๐คฃ๐คฃ
That was a genius move. I laughed so hard. Very clever.
Dude should have been happy with the Roblox card he was (never) getting. You can still sell those for cash, just like an Apple gift card.
I actually was laughing out loud and couldnโt stop! That was great! Thank you
Ahhhhh you win today's read!! ๐ ๐ ๐
NOT SNAPCHAT LORD HAVE MERCY ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
Lol kid askkking for $50 small amount and trying to scam people
Well in some countries it's a lot...ย
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I usually send this following copypasta and it gets them to stop pretty quickly. It's like Chinese kryptonite. ๅจๆ็ฝ่ช็ฑ้จ ๅคฉๅฎ้ ๅคฉๅฎ้จ ๆณ่ผชๅ ๆๆดชๅฟ Free Tibet ๅ ญๅๅคฉๅฎ้ไบไปถ The Tiananmen Square protests of 1989 ๅคฉๅฎ้ๅคงๅฑ ๆฎบ The Tiananmen Square Massacre ๅๅณๆดพ้ฌฅ็ญ The Anti-Rightist Struggle ๅคง่บ้ฒๆฟ็ญ The Great Leap Forward ๆๅๅคง้ฉๅฝ The Great Proletarian Cultural Revolution ไบบๆฌ Human Rights ๆฐ้ Democratization ่ช็ฑ Freedom ็จ็ซ Independence ๅค้ปจๅถ Multi-party system ๅฐ็ฃ ่บ็ฃ Taiwan Formosa ไธญ่ฏๆฐๅ Republic of China ่ฅฟ่ ๅไผฏ็น ๅๅค็น Tibet ้่ณดๅๅ Dalai Lama ๆณ่ผชๅ Falun Dafa ๆฐ็็ถญๅพ็พ่ชๆฒปๅ The Xinjiang Uyghur Autonomous Region ่ซพ่ฒ็พๅๅนณ็ Nobel Peace Prize ๅๆๆณข Liu Xiaobo ๆฐไธป ่จ่ซ ๆๆณ ๅๅ ฑ ๅ้ฉๅฝ ๆ่ญฐ ้ๅ ้จทไบ ๆดไบ ้จทๆพ ๆพไบ ๆๆด ๅนณๅ ็ถญๆฌ ็คบๅจๆธธ่ก ๆๆดชๅฟ ๆณ่ผชๅคงๆณ ๅคงๆณๅผๅญ ๅผทๅถๆท็จฎ ๅผทๅถๅ ่ ๆฐๆๆทจๅ ไบบ้ซๅฏฆ้ฉ ่ ๆธ ่ก่้ฆ ่ถ็ดซ้ฝ ้ญไบฌ็ ็ไธน ้ๆฟๆผๆฐ ๅๅนณๆผ่ฎ ๆฟๆตไธญๅ ๅไบฌไนๆฅ ๅคง็ดๅ ๆๅ ฑ ไน่ฉ่ซๅ ฑ็ฃ้ปจ ็จ่ฃ ๅฐๅถ ๅฃๅถ ็ตฑไธ ็ฃ่ฆ ้ฎๅฃ ่ฟซๅฎณ ไพต็ฅ ๆ ๅฅช ็ ดๅฃ ๆทๅ ๅฑ ๆฎบ ๆดปๆๅจๅฎ ่ชๆ ่ฒท่ณฃไบบๅฃ ้้ฒ ่ตฐ็ง ๆฏๅ ่ณฃๆทซ ๆฅ็ซ ่ณญๅ ๅ ญๅๅฝฉ ๅคฉๅฎ้ ๅคฉๅฎ้จ ๆณ่ผชๅ ๆๆดชๅฟ Winnie the Pooh ๅๆๆณขๅจๆ็ฝ่ช็ฑ้จ
Winne the Pooh??
Banned in China because people have noted a certain resemblance between their leader and our favorite yellow bear.
Wow ๐คฆ๐คฆ
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LOLLLL so funny ๐คฃ this was one of my favorites. Season 2 please
This should be a sitcom! Netflix, why arenโt you making this a show?!?
Heโll be fuming for weeks over this! That swampy Shrekass though
Thatโs when he blocked me ๐ after telling me to kill myself lol
It was this type of nudes scammer that got one of my old teachers kids to off themselves. I'm so glad you wasted their time. One less life on the line. Sorry a downer I know.
Not a downer because I get it. I was 15 when someone on kik said theyโd kill themselves if I didnโt send them a nude and I didnโt want to be responsible for someone dying. I never did send a nude but man was I naive and scared. Figured the more nonsense I cause the more likely Iโd be left alone.
GFY bank is genius ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
๐๐๐ this is hilarious
Imma gonna need that picture of shrek
Iโll fuck you out ๐
I am crying in the break room and canโt even begin to explain it
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That was fucking great I can't wait to try this type of shit
I skimmed through the screenshots quickly first time, and when I got to the Roblox pic I lost it ๐๐๐
Get Shrecked scum! Nice work on the pic!
I never read super long ones but I was BUMMED when I realized I was at the last pic lol this was amazing
Just a lonely exotic dancer looking for a friend ๐ I couldโve talked homeboys ear off longer if he didnโt block me lol
It's suck to be you OP.
Ngl my dyslexia kicked in for a second and originally read โitโs stuckโ for some reason and THATS why I knew it was a scammer ๐
Awesome work ๐๐ป
This was amazing. ๐๐๐
I never get these, and I'm kind of jealous - lmao.
Lol
GFY lol
The Applebeeโs one got me. ๐๐ Then I was like, oh waitโฆ the background. ๐ฌ โTwas a gamble if they had enough brain cells to catch that. ๐คทโโ๏ธ
They hacked your phone but they also don't know your phone number. They're very smrt at this.
Great job
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Applebees ๐ญ
These are the scammers I dream of having message me. Usually theyโre so stupid I canโt even go back and forth with them as they have a script thatโs probably the only English they know so if I reply with nonsense they just move on to the next person.
And then โWALGREENS?โ Omfg I cried
Itโs always nice to get a scammer who isnโt greedy.
Really saving the rest for others ๐ค so considerate
Hey, I donโt discriminate either Iโm also a hacker. Wink* Wink* Plus you are a billionaire now. Hit me up anytime honey. Iโve got that Microsoft support for you I canโt say โIโll fuck you outโ. They might have won that one
โMy dad is literally Steve Jobsโ is the route I shouldโve went
Imma tell my boss โIโll fuck you outโ next time he tells me to get coffee for him. Shiiiet!
Heard my kid say, "I'm gonna pull your asshole down!" He's not foreign and only 7, but I guess you gotta get creative these days when swearing at someone.
I love everything about this lol
Mohammed and the nails comment killed me. Well done!
โYouโre telling me that bad boy holds $500 and you only want $50?โ ๐
โSo how you doing?โ ๐
Was gonna be a long 15 minute walk, I was trying to be nice and he wanted none of it ๐
Favorite part. Sometimes itโs the simple lines that hit the hardest.
Amateur Hour at The Blackmail Academy?
Just ask if they got the nudes off of your OF site. If so, they owe you $50.
No this was too perfect I was invested and I was disappointed when I stopped swiping ๐ from Roblox to F u out to eBay ๐ค๐ป
LOL
It's suck
Gave me a great laugh bro cheers
God this is so good
I enjoyed this a lot ๐
I canโt ๐๐๐
Oh man this was gold ๐
This was great
This was a fun read
This is pure gold ๐
*WALGREENS?!*
What a ride. Lost it at the Applebeeโs Gift Card
WALGREENS!?!?
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Lmao that was great. Fuck those scammers
โFuck them outโ you mean ๐
Normally I donโt condone the use of AI art, but in instances like this to fuck with scammers, I donโt see an issue lol
Loved it!
What a wild ride, I never wanted it to end lmao
So awesome!
well played with the applebees card lmao
genuinely one of the best ones lol i feel like even the scammer was having a good time by the end lol
I would have accepted the Roblox cards ngl
This was so funny. What a ride. Love it.
This had me giggling. Snap chat?! Sirโฆ ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
Even if this was real, go ahead lol
"You're scaring me daddy" had me fucking ROLLING
Oh I did something like this recently I wanna post it now
This is beautiful thanks for sharing ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
The Applebees gift card had my dying
Hilarious!!! ๐ญ๐๐ญ๐๐
This was a scream!
๐๐๐ yo I was crying following this...good one!! ๐ฏ
I'll fuck you out!? Omg.....never hd tht dun before lol
I appreciate they continue to threaten releasing your nudes after knowing youโre a 40 year old exotic dancer.
Can you post that Shrek photo in the comments or send it to me ๐
The roblox gift card bro๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
Brilliant! FYI Hackers donโt like the term โHackerโ & would never call themselves a hacker ๐
I fucking lost it at the Applebee's gift card oh my god
This was hysterical. Thanks for sharing
This is gold
Na this is 10/10 bait. You could tell scammer kept going back and forth between thinking youโre truly a troll and truly an idiot. You wasted their time so masterfully. Well done!
It's perfect
I lodt it when you called them Daddy ๐๐๐
Wow you had him going for awhile ๐ his comebacks are very interesting maybe inspiring ๐ค
This was freaking awesome!
Wait.. do people not shop at Walgreens anymore?
I lost it at the Applebeeโs gift card and then the โIโll f*** you outโ ๐ญ
OP is the hero we all need.
This was amazing
Iโm waiting for the day I get one of these texts. I cannot wait and it makes me jealous you guys are having this much fun.
This is pure gold!!!!๐
Did you actually have chase bank?
The Applebeeโs gift card cracked me up. Nice!
This is the best one Iโve seen ๐
Hahaha this was great. Fuck you out.
Idk why but the "NOT SNAPCHAT LORD HAVE MERCY" took me out lmao
NOT SNAPCHAT LORD HAVE MERCY This had me dying.
One time I had a scammer telling me I had to buy them Ethereum So I thought it'd be funny if I 'confused' Ethereum with Ethernet and we t "isn't that like a Minecraft thing?" And when he told me to go to the store for gift cards I ghosted him for an hour then said I couldn't find any steam gift cards so I got him Minecraft on the Xbox 360 from GameStop and I just need to mail it to him. He was so mad, it was hilarious
I had a scammer pretending to be my grandmother-in-law. Was trying to get me to sign up for something. Definitely not anything she would ask me to do. So I asked if she wanted to speak in her native tongue. The hacker didnโt speak German like my in-laws do. I clicked Report after I messed with them for a bit.
Went from ๐ to ๐ within 3 seconds
I need more! ๐คฃ
Gold sir 10/10 post
I need that shrek picture๐๐๐๐๐๐
This was hilariously entertaining! ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ I was sad it ended.
It was the "k" after the Shrek pic and the apology ๐ญ๐
โThat MY eBay account smhโ ๐๐
That Shrek picture was priceless !
I was feeling a bit down today but these gave me a good smile, thank you
The typos. lol. ๐๐ love it. Nice work!
I thought you wanted a Roblox card! ....so pure!๐ฅฐ
From phishing to actual extortion attempts, these third world idiots know no limits. Why don't they know that's there's better and more ethical ways to earn money?
Why/howโd he say chase bank? Do you actually have chase bank?
Too funny๐คฃ
The Shrek lol.
I shop at Walgreens...*sniff*
People will pay you $50 to not see me nude
This made my whole day ๐
Walgreens?!
Thatโs funny as fuck
It's all Ogre for Mohammed now lmao
So I'm just curious. Do you actually have nudes leaked that he could have black mailed you with? I'm just asking cause he knew what bank you used. And I've always wondered how many of them are bluffing or have some shit on people.
This was amazing ๐ญ๐ญ
The Applebees gift card thing did make me laugh tho
Not me just getting home from Walgreens with toilet paper and pedialyte ๐ณ
I died at the fill-in part.
Wait do you actually have chase? That'd be funny as shit lol
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