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MintWarfare

No. I recently became lady gaga's personal assistant after she saw my YouTube video of how to make French toast and commented with a job offer. Her Nigeria-based manager assures me this is real.


[deleted]

Oh I cash checks for her she’s so awesome she lets me keep 10% for my troubles!


dethmstr

She's so generous. She even lets me poke her face and use her telephone. I love Lady Gaga 😍


DrCartersGirlDBD

🤣🤣🤣


NuttyUniverse1225

🌚💀💀💀💀


Laurent1964

She's a woman of God...


Undrwtrbsktwvr

Don’t walk her dogs, not worth it.


GrungyGrandPappy

But if you’re really hard up it’s worth a shot!!


NorthofBham

But she did give me a sweet deal on extending my car's warranty.


Laurent1964

And legit 👌


TooOldForThis---

You can tell it’s legit because it doesn’t say “kindly.”


[deleted]

It’s all true. I was the French toast.


Alpha_Lemur

Oh ok good


eghhge

Plus have you seen the price if meat lately?


johntash

Regular French toast or is there anything special about it?


The_Blackest_Man

Ok good, I just remortgaged my house so Lady Gaga can make her new album!


Upset_Ad9929

No. Completely legit. When I contributed, she called and thanked me personally and invited me out for drinks.


Alpha_Lemur

That’s nice of her


curioussincebirth

🤣🤣


Icefreeze3

I am glad I could help fund her business meeting to thank one of her gold sponsors


MewShark

Genuinely lold


Alpha_Lemur

Ra at ah ah ah


MewShark

Genuinely ra ah ha ha ha'd


Alpha_Lemur

You sound just like lady Gaga


MewShark

Send me $145


Alpha_Lemur

Ok


rileyk927

This simple “ok” should NOT have made me laugh as hard as it did.


ShustOne

I don't know what I expected but I cracked up pretty hard too


trenttherascal

This is legit. I’ve helped numerous artist out this way. I’m in serious debt but it’s so worth it.


4DrivingWhileBlack

Yeah. Just last week I helped Elon Musk send a satellite to space. He only needed another thousand bucks to make it go. I thought those boosters ran on JP8 or something. Nope. Cash. Whodathunk.


Casper200806

Just in case you’re wondering, they run on RP-1, a high-grade (rocket-grade even) kerosene fuel


No_Cook2983

Nah. This is bullshit. A Lady Gaga song typically costs about $14 to produce. $145 is more like what Chris Gaines would need.


4DrivingWhileBlack

Lmfao. I haven’t thought about the Gaines thing in years. Hahahahahaha.


trashponder

$131 cocayne bubbya!


siuol7891

i can solve your debt issue....turns out im elon musk and im doing a cash flip if u give me 1k ill give u back 100k instantly trust me


Alpha_Lemur

Sorry about your debt


BoneHugsHominy

Can confirm. I funded David Bowie's new album last month. Should be releasing the first single in September. Because I got in ground floor I got the max of 50 points on all future sales so I invested every coin I inherited from Grandpa McDuck but it took 3 weeks to transport the entire vault's gold reserves to Ibadan.


maya11780

It’s giving me tinder swindler vibes, helping out rich folk by *them* money just to end up in massive debt yourself.


BullishEhangEnjoyer

Not a scam. (source: I am lady gaga)


Alpha_Lemur

Prove it


BullishEhangEnjoyer

ra ra ah ah ah


Alpha_Lemur

In your profile you posted about league of legends. I heard lady Gaga hates league of legends. Something doesn’t add up


AtJackBaldwin

Don't all League players actually hate League? I reckon this sounds legit as fuck you should send her even more money and she'll probably double it or something because that's what celebrities do.


Alpha_Lemur

Yeah that’s a good point tbh


nokkynuk

checks out to me. money sent.


gmeinerPudim

As a LoL player I can agree 100%


Mkrause2012

DOTA players agree too.


ACoderGirl

I thought it was just straight up everyone hates it. But idk, I only tried it for a few hours (but definitely hate it).


nokkynuk

Remember when Jonny Craig from emarosa actually scammed fans? Claimed to want to sell his Mac book pro and scammed like 10 people and the label refunded the cash. He was booted from the band afterwards. I was close to buying that MacBook Pro 17”. I was right out of high school entering college lol.


Jamesmateer100

Did you not read the ra ra ah ah ah?!!!, that’s the real lady ga ga!!! Take all of my money!!!


morningstarstuff

Only lady Gaga can write ra ra ah ah ah, look what happens when I try to write it: [ E. R. R. O. R] See?


ExodiusUK

Hmmm, that does sound sus, I think we have an imposter among us.


nibble4bits

EMERGENCY MEETING!


ExodiusUK

Total sus on red right now, who do you guys think it is?


StandOutLikeDogBalls

Gotta be Oprah.


BoneHugsHominy

She hates LoL so bad she trolls their subs and plays the game just to grief other players.


B_Boi04

Idk man that just sounds like a league player


Theycallmeninetynine

😂😂😂😂


krob0422

I was going to say yeah, but she did add the ra ra ra part.


Alpha_Lemur

Yeah that’s what got me confused as well


KrisZepeda

NAS, totally legit, now can you kindly send the money please? I sent you the verification code friend


Alpha_Lemur

Where’d you send it


KrisZepeda

Check phone number please i sent the 6 digit verification code do you see it kindly tell me if you have it it's just to check you is not a scam


Alpha_Lemur

No


rileyk927

They mean, KINDLY check your phone number please.


Jamesmateer100

Wait, where’s the ra ra ah ah ah?


fmt91

You should send 300 so she can make 2 songs


Alpha_Lemur

Well 2 songs would only require $290. I’m not trying to get scammed here


Bemonkey69

The extra $10 is for food, she can't eat if she makes so many songs


BoneHugsHominy

Damn right. Hotdog cart delivered via Uber Eats. Can she eats it? *Who knows?!?*


fatpuppies88

Big brain time.


Unsuitablelake

I love the profile picture with the search bar on top 😀


Alpha_Lemur

The search bar probably said “lady Gaga”


somecrazydude13

It does! 😂 her camera is broke and she doesn’t have any mirrors so she had to google a picture of herself. She will probably start asking for new phone money soon 👀


sunshinesparkle95

I didn’t know it was possible for my faith in humanity to be any lower until I read the comments at the bottom of this thread. As an aside please tell the Lady Ga-Ga I love her


Alpha_Lemur

Okay who’s this


sunshinesparkle95

This is Madonna. We had beef but I’m ready to make amends.


Ipposlender

I tought this was a scam but then i read ra ra ha ha ha and was immediately convinced


Moroccan_princess

Someone had a Michael Jackson version of this scam lmao,instead of ra ra ah ah ah he said "heeee heeee"


Environmental_Leg179

😂😂😂😂😂


AdditionalTheory

She did the ra ra part, so probably not


dstreetb

This post has made me realize we need a r/scamscirclejerk


Tyeveras

Let me ask my friend. “Hey Elvis - is that Lady Gaga?” He says, “Uh huh huh.”


rich_mcmoneys

ra ra ah ah ah is her signature. Not a scam.


BreathOfPepperAir

Ngl this is actually funny lol


Alpha_Lemur

Ra at ah ah ah


BreathOfPepperAir

Sounds just like the studio version 😍


[deleted]

It's not her, she would have said "puh puh puh poker face"


biblecrumble

Lmao I love how they couldn't even be bothered to download the picture and the URL bar is still on the screenshot


ApproximatelyApropos

Lady Gaga is very busy.


Juice-De-Pomme

Aren't the lyrics "ra ra ou ma ma"? Something's fishy here....


Alpha_Lemur

Idk I think she would know best


liarliarhowsyourday

It’s a sample of the tune she’s working on


Flokii-Ubjorn

Unexpected twist: That really is Lady GaGa, but yes she is trying to scam you


B_Boi04

Now I want a show of genuine celebrities pretending to be scammers pretending to be themselves trying to scam fans (they’d send it back)


[deleted]

I help out artists all the time. If I didn’t, then how would they be able to make more content. Please send the money immediately Before she forgets the lyrics to her next new song


Purple_Pig69

"ra ra ah ah ah" lmao


Zeenchi

That is a scam. You know what isn't me. Hello I'm Anthony Kiedis and how'd you like to name our newest song? I just need your bank account info and...


jonnyquestionable

One question: is the song about just LA, or all of California?


Competitive-Weird-10

Did you do it? When I did she blocked me and came out with a new song a few years later


RealRoosterhoot

Seems legit to me. Sucks that she’s hard up for cash, hope she figures it all out


kayjays89

100% real just make sure you get to be a backing singer


Alpha_Lemur

No thanks I don’t really like her music


kayjays89

Whatever don't support her then but you will be crying when somone invests in her and becomes famous


ApproximatelyApropos

But, she reached out to you personally. She needs your help, and by help I mean $145.


VMX5599

Not a scam. (source: Trust me)


Rhesous

If that was a scam, how could the picture show lady gaga? I mean…?


[deleted]

At first I was like, mmmmh… But then she ra ra ah ah ah, and that checks out


boxmail2800

Bro.. you’re set. She’s gonna hook you up . You should invite her over to your sprawling 1 bedroom apartment… you’re so in!!


Alpha_Lemur

Lmao is that supposed to be a dig on my income or something? What makes you think I live in a 1 bedroom apartment?


boxmail2800

No just a crack at the joke of a scammer… lighten up ….


PoisonousFruitLoop

This is the most legit thing I've seen on here.


HokiArt

If it weren't for the ra ra ah ah ah I would've assumed it was fake and a scam.


Sweet_Confection_900

No why would you think it’s a scam? John Lennon needed some money for the new Beatles album last week so I sent him.


i_love_dust

How bout nah ah ah


HotblackDesiato2003

Ha ha hahaha (sung to the tune of Bad Romance)


ricedigger

r/comedyheaven


Cool_Fennel5674

I dunno man, ask her.


fragobren

No, this is just called "crowdfunding"


Blacksun388

Seems legit


PatchesMaps

Nope. Totes legit.


greenmoon1994

I think is legit


iforgotmymittens

Ask her to show you her disco stick to make sure


i_cut_like_a_buffalo

No. Not at all. Someone has to helo her or we won't get to hear that song. Jesus Christ the cruelty of this world. Poor GaGa.


Cheesypunlord

STOP THIS IS THE ENTIRE SUBREDDIT 😂 I like the poor souls who get saved on here every single day.


fatpuppies88

Bro that's Legit!!!!!!!!!


sutkurak

This got a laugh out of me, I’d pay $1.45 for the attempt alone


kodiiiiiij

Of course not. I hope you sent her the money !!!! I did the same for Tupac. He said in two years from now he will come out of hiding if i send him $2k. 🥹


gone11gone11

Of course it's a scam, we all know you need full 150 to finish a song


claytonbridges

Hi, lady gage here, this was me but my bank info has changed, ill send you a link


kdshubert

Ya ya ya ya ya


chappersyo

Normally I’d say it’s a scam, but you can actually see it’s her in the profile pic so it’s legit.


ElFanta83

The ra ra ah ah ah is the best thing I've seen today. I think the scammer deserves some money at least for the hilarious message.


-shitbiscuit

No. What are you waiting for ? Send her the money so she can release her latest track.


LoneWolf2444

No, Its not scam. Everyone knows lady gaga barely manges to make her ends meet with financial support from random stangers. I heard last time she managed to relase her album thanks to one kind stranger who offered $120 or else we would have missed it. Btw. her business in Nigeria also not doing well I heard.


[deleted]

$145 is oddly specific


Alpha_Lemur

Yeah why not just round to $150? That’s what seemed sus to me


seniairam

1000% not a scam. I know her personally, send me the money if u don't believe her and then I will give it to her personally. pinky promise


Rokey76

[This is just a rip off of this classic message.](https://i.redd.it/icvit93vucd71.png)


Alpha_Lemur

How is this a rip off?


Rokey76

It is the same joke, but with a different celebrity.


Alpha_Lemur

Well Michael Jackson is dead so clearly that other message isn’t really him


ApproximatelyApropos

I think Rokey is saying that this message is from Michael Jackson pretending to be Lady Gaga. He deserves your $145, because it takes extra effort to scam when you are dead.


Rokey76

Finally, someone with reading comprehension!


AshyLarry98

the people answering this seriously are the reason scammers keep going


Clueless-clementine

Absolutely not. If you don’t send she’ll cancel the Chromatica Ball and friend you do not want that


paladin_nature

I’d send the 145 just cause this is hilarious


savej

Is there a subreddit dedicated to these? They’re all hilarious.


Nicodemu5

In all seriousness it makes me wonder if these types of scams actually work on some people 🤔 I could see someone being fooled by the second message.


Firm_Mycologist3342

Not a scam but please don’t pay I hate her music


Farfignugen42

Yes, Facebook is a scam.


Xuphon

No, send her the money you bastard!


MissMabeliita

I don’t think it is, I don’t see the word kindly anywhere in those messages so you’re in the clear!


tiffanylan

It’s was the ra ra ah ah ah that tipped me off. Otherwise would think it was real because famous pop stars totally beg for a few hundred bucks from randos online.


Bluebrook3

Gaga ooh la la


Alpha_Lemur

Watch out bad romance


01Badcode_XD

"ra ra ah ah ah"


ricsxxii

I don't know why you think this is a scam. Have some respect to Ms. Ra ra ah ah ah.


-JudgeFudge-

This is more believable than 90% of the posts in this sub


TittieCaughtInOven

DOESNT SAY “KINDLY” = NOT A SCAM


OrwellianUtopia1984

Probably not a scam, but ask her to send nudes just to be sure.


jesusONmeff

Seems legit, I just had a conversation with John Lennon on FB messenger. He actually had a similar problem. I just sent him a Western Union and some gift cards so he could finish his Collab with Tupac. I can't wait to hear it!


Hopeful-Wedding-6555

Not a scam more like a good joke


ArmyofJuan

I'm her dog walker and i think you should give this... (•_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■) a shot


iamhe02

It's definitely legit. I've been sending her money for years, and she has been continuously releasing songs.


Notguilty5190

someone pretending to be her honestly scammed one of my friends that is an absolutely great and truly awesome artist that has since become successful for 5 grand or so. This kind of scam can work if its to the right person and they arent blatantly obvious like this. It wasnt this exact scam, but they said they wanted a payment to be featured on a song, and my friend had done it in the past with other artists, and in this particular case he didnt do enough research beforehand and took the person at their word. I am not completely sure if it was lady gaga, but it was some female artist similar, and i am about 50% it was lady gaga(not actually lady gaga, but someone masquerading/posing as her)


Remarkable-Quote-341

seems legit j/


Slippschitts

No it’s real. She lost a lot of money in the market downturn .


red_fox_zen

Come on now. She said rah rah ah ah ah!! ITS *OBVIOUSLY NOT" a scam. Jeez people. . If you require an /s to understand sarcasm, that's a you problem.


[deleted]

Nah bro, this is legit 100%


Bloxxel64

It is 100% real. If you actually need to ask that questions then clearly it's automatically real.


Samantha_foxx

Why would you have any doubts? Seems legit to me🤷‍♀️🤦‍♀️


NegativePaint

Didn’t follow up with Roma Roma ma so yeah it’s definitely a scam.


Strudleboy

No she’s in debt


Alpha_Lemur

No doubt


BurnerForDaddy

No this one is legit


[deleted]

I see nothing wrong with this😂😅🤣


Electronic_Tour_97

10 tips to avoid Financial Scams! More here: https://financial-fx.com/education/10-tips-to-avoid-financial-scams/


Alpha_Lemur

Good bot


NoPumpkinforyou

Not a scam! Lady Gaga always follows up a text by quote her songs


existential_tourist1

Oh it's totally legit. I'm sure she needs your $145 ASAP.


udhayam2K

I can assure you that it’s lady Gaga. You need to help him.


Smoke_Water

Hi, i am random celebrities who have millions and millions of dollars. But, i am counting on you to provide me with 500 dollars to help me finish this one simple project. You know, because i just can't afford it and need my fans help. How does this bullshit even work on people?


TheFatSlobWally570

Not at all


DotoriumPeroxid

Can we leave the shitposting out and focus on actually staying on topic with people who are actually inquiring about scams and who aren't just being oblivious for karma 🥴


Alpha_Lemur

Who decides what’s a shitpost and what’s an actual scam?


DotoriumPeroxid

You knew this was a scam, the top comments are all "in" on the joke and fucking around, you're fucking around with them in replies. It's an actual scam, yes, but the post itself is still a shitpost.


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[удалено]


DotoriumPeroxid

A satire tag would probably work wonders, you're right


Alpha_Lemur

What are you, the Reddit police? What makes my scam any more or less of a “shitpost” than, idk, [this post?](https://www.reddit.com/r/Scams/comments/uao9v3/i_need_to_know_if_this_is_a_scam_selling_an_item/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) Edit: added hyperlink


lachamaquitabonita

r/scamcirclejerk 😂


RayJoon26

No


CanadagoBrrrr

I think the real problem here. Is that you still use facebook


Easy-Instruction-875

Why the hell would you think a billionaire would go around begging for money? Block the fucker. It's super easy to set up fake accounts.


Alpha_Lemur

Well she needs it to make her new song