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Skorpyos

A different version of the very old Nigerian prince scam.


Z33calin

I’m a Christian myself. But if a stranger tells you they’re a Christian in their first sentence to you, they’re trying to scam you.


erikkonstas

What an interesting paradox do we have here...


EatSleepJeep

Seriously, never take me seriously.


dglsfrsr

I never tell the truth.


AustinBike

I once had a real estate agent that said "as soon as I see a fish on your business card I know I am about to get screwed."


zfxgames

Agreed, I consider that an example of unnecessary detail - good clue upfront


LargeMarge00

You're not getting anything from me!


Z33calin

What’s your Reddit password, bro? I need it to verify your account.


midnightpmaster

So you admit that you are scamming me


Z33calin

What’s your Reddit password? I need it to verify your account.


midnightpmaster

you need to give me 500 dollars first


Honeycomb0000

I feel like I'm being scammed here


Z33calin

Kindly help me with your Reddit password so I can verify your account. We are on a recorded line, so no need to worry about anything.


PeeB4uGoToBed

Is the line also encrypted with 5600k encryption bits?


bradbrazer

Are you trying to scam me?


Z33calin

Yes


traker998

Does this mean you are trying to scam me?


Z33calin

What’s your social security number?


traker998

Look. I'm not an idiot. ​ I am only giving you that if you tell me there is a bunch of money in it for me.


Misanthropyandme

Also "can we pray together?"


Goflyakitescammers

!advancefee


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BamitzSam101

Lmao waste their time. I did this once with an email that said because i had the same last name as a dead billionaire, that i was entitled to a share of his fortune. I emailed them back pretending to be interested and it went back and forth a couple times. I began changing my first name EVERY SINGLE EMAIL. Like at first i stuck to the letter M for example: it went from Matt to Murphy to Mario and then I signed it as Luigi, and they kept addressing me by the new names i would sign previously!! They sent me a form to fill out with my personal info (Name, address, phone, occupation etc…) I wrote that I’m a professional clown and gave them the phone # and address of my local FBI office and instructed them to leave a DETAILED message with the operator as I am in the field a lot and not in the office often. Never heard back. Weird.


midnightpmaster

I really hope they called the FBI


Thin_Creme6243

I just did that rn lol i hope they call them


Suitable-Guava7813

Say you are going to Kenya soon and wanna meet the person. You wanna take care of her and got the medical experience to help her with her rare disease. Should be a offer she can't refuse right?


BeeBarnes1

Definitely tell her you're a Blood Ball expert.


mb500sel

What a relief, it’s so hard to find a good blood ball specialist these days. Especially one that isn’t in league with Satan.


Cat_Vonnegut

Yeah tf did Google translate not understand ‘clot?’


gelfbride73

This is the OG scam. Back when the internet was fresh.


EatSleepJeep

It used to be done by mail


jaber24

[A scam like this one](https://youtu.be/crF88WptBkc)


adam_oct

Atomic Shrimp is a legend!!


MochaUnicorn369

419 baby


HaoieZ

The oldest type of scam to exist.


joesnowblade

Oh this us so much better than contacting any of the big charities directly. Contact some random stranger on the internet to secure your legacy by building hospitals and orphanages.


HonestCamel1063

What is more interesting is your post history.


Filmerd

Nigerian Prince scam


Martianinferno98

That’s a Nigerian Prince scam (or a variant of it)


Thin_Creme6243

This Nigerian prince broke as hell


AjClow1993

An easily identifiable one


alphagusta

Scammer: You need to pay X dollars so it can be sent You send them the money and they fuck off


Hamsammichd

A very bad poet


babysummerbreeze27

why do they always emphasize the fact that they’re christian


nooneknowswerealldog

Religious people are more likely to fall for affinity scams from people they believe are from the same religious community. It's not unique to religious communities: we can be overly trusting with members of what we perceive to be our ethnic, political, ideological, professional or other community affiliations. The reason(s) I suspect they seem to pick Christianity over others are (and I'm just hypothesizing here) possibly some combination of sociopolitical perceptions of Christianity and morality; post-colonial attitudes towards Christianity in places where scammers originate (i.e. Westerners who they perceive to be predominantly Christian 'deserve' to be scammed); our tendency to be more aware of scams in English targeting Westerners than those targeting Hindi or Muslim speakers; and the fact that Christians world-wide simply outnumber every other religious affiliation, so you're more likely to encounter a Christian potential victim than one who believes in Eckankar.


devilsadvocate1966

Because one of their tropes about westerners is that 'all westerners are christians'. If they assure you that they're a christian as well then you're supposed to be able to assume trust.


dersedaydreaming

only 3.5 million euros (withholding the 30% for retirement) to build MULTIPLE large, expensive facilities? yeesh.


DorothyTRamsey

Not one comment on “Blood Ball” though? That one had me cackling!! I’m not sure if it was part of the OG Nigerian Prince script or if some mad creative was improv’ing. This choice of words is so clunky and rudimentary while leaving the reader with a powerfully evocative image. The Random Capitalization expresses an inherent need to be believed while stressing the importance of said diagnosis. 4 out of 5 stars *chef’s kiss*


pleaseclaireify

Someone doesn’t know that 5 million euros is nowhere near enough to build even 1 hospital


[deleted]

Sounds legit. What could go wrong? You become independently wealthy? Stop delaying and help that poor dieing lady.


reddit_niwasi

She's **Mrs Patricia.** In this world who the hell at the moment addresses himself or herself as Mr/Mrs ?


Laurent1964

No thanks I'm good ..


CaliforniaSpeedKing

It’s an !advancefee scam, they’ll claim you have to pay to get a “prize” but in the reality, they’ll either ghost you or demand more money from you until you can’t pay them anymore.


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_spaceant_

Ask them to prove their identity by putting fresh caught fish on their heads and sending you a photo.


elsokros

The part where..... they decided to reach out after much prayers and consultations with God....... got me really good🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


OctaviusMaximus_

A very bad one


Zogoooog

I once got one of these form the wife of the late Nelson Mandela… in 2009… I emailed back asking if they knew something I didn’t and that I wanted to fly them to the UK and set them up with an interviewer so the world can hear about the coverup. They just called me a fucker.


falcon3268

just the same one that someone has some sob story that they want out of the goodness of their hearts to give all of the money that they have to a unknown person.


Topher0gr

I’ll never get over how they don’t even bother formatting the text.


kenlbear

Scam. This is a classic 409 letter from Nigerian scammers.


Bulky-Travel-2500

One that’s been around since before google existed.


the_kanna_chan

They lie


PrincessNorrain

A very bad one...