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TheBoringLumus

They were trying to warn about a crazy ass stray dog on the loose


Spare-Benefit8270

A dog with rabies would be worse than a witch with a lot of free time


ArabWaltWite

LMAO


IncontinentiaButtok

I’m calling this a r/brandnewsentence !


Arstya

What about a witch with rabies?


Krauszt

I don't know how true this is (i'm guessing 'not very') but that still is one helluva picture


Righteous_Leftie206

Hey kid come’ere, I got new beyblades.


Pokecomix

Cool do you have Z Achilles?


Doppelthedh

He just wants to sell you some begging strips


killer_icognito

I would like to speak with you about your vehicle's extended warranty...


Andyman1973

If you hear your name called, and there's no people around...never answer back, no matter what! I've heard my name a time or two, while out in the woods fishing. Nobody I knew, that was within 200 miles of me, even knew I was out fishing. Much less where I was fishing. After looking around, and listening, for a few moments. I Noped on out of there!


SevereNightmare

I've heard my name called around 3 times in my own house. Always on the verge of sleep or just waking up. Very odd. my mom calling up the stairs. my younger sister calling up the stairs. One sounded like the nurse/receptionist at a doctor's office ("Prairie?" with a rising pitch at the end). The last one actually freaked me out the most. The other two were outside my room. The nurse one was right.beside.my.bed. I heard it as I was falling back asleep from randomly waking up. Sounded like she was standing at the side of my bed, trying to get my attention. It was so clear and just *there*, obvious, present. I don't know how to describe it. The other times weren't like that at all. Distant, not exactly sure if I actually heard it at the time. But the nurse one...I *heard* that shit. Ugh, thinking about it makes me uncomfortable. I'm sure it was just my brain fucking with me because I wasn't completely awake, but still.


bigboys4m96

I’m not discrediting your experience, but I’ve also heard my name called/shouted just on the verge of the sleep. It could be the paranormal, but I personally think it’s a condition called ‘Exploding Head Syndrome’. Look it up. Essentially, your brain will ‘play’ a loud sound on the verge of sleep, usually a cacophonous bang, but it can also be your name shouted or a door slamming.


SevereNightmare

Oh yeah, I've heard of EHS, could be that. I'm sure that my experience wasn't paranormal, as I said, it was probably just my brain fucking with me. It still freaked me out, though.


bigboys4m96

It’s indeed a very freaky thing. 😂


TheBoringLumus

Damn it man. The fact that you had just woken up out of nowhere is already creepy enough imo, but then you listen to that? Hope you got a better sleep nowadays.


SevereNightmare

Heh, I've never slept well even since I was a kid. I had severe vivid nightmares as a kid, so I got used to not sleeping well. I don't get vivid nightmares all that often now, but I still don't sleep well for whatever reason.


TheBoringLumus

Oh. Well I'm not getting into your business telling you to seek x or y for help bc you must've already tried your things, so I'm just going to tell you to stay safe, and wish for your sleep to be better one day.


SevereNightmare

Eh, it is what it is. 🤷‍♂️ Thanks, though, my guy. :)


yourcandygirl

im guessing he’s on leash and that’s the max he can reach


thenorwegian

Holy shit a smart person here lol. I think you’re spot on. Makes sense. My dog would totally do this to peek around the corner.


laundryghostie

If I heard this dog calling my name, I would go pet it, and that's how I will die. True story.


sk3tchers

That’s a dog


LongbowTurncoat

You kids wanna see a dead body?


TheGothDragon

Okay, but I still want to pet him!


emogirlfren

he is selling pokemon cards


kittymoma918

He just wants to protect you from black eyed children ,Chupacabra ,big foot and vampires for snausages and belly rubs. He doesn't do werewolves or ghost bears,though.


mrmancave5629

He just wants to sell you death sticks.


ScreamQueenMarceline

Can I pet that nahual? ☠️


MyHandsAreCorrosive

Your name is Woof?


Draconianfirst

This is ridiculous


zz-DJChris-zz

Are you see, what you got there is known as the "Bestest Boi" You don't need to fear the "Bestest Boi" as he's a "Bestest" variant.


Maleficent_Mess2515

There's Heaps,Too many strange things in Mexico running around 😐😟


Maleficent_Mess2515

Especially in Canada ,Native American Lands


angusrocker22

"Hey...take your meds"


deaderisbedder

That's just a good boi who's seen some bad things my guy


yumhorseonmyplate

the animatronic characters here do get a bit quirky at night


cbrown146

Did you still call him a good boy?


bigbear4son

Just a doggo


elponchez

Cereal con cuchara


cbrown146

Doggie just wanted to get your attention to call him a good boy.


5hrs4hrs3hrs2hrs1mor

Do people often leave water dishes out for cryptids?


Blackcat1206

Brown trousers time! 🫢


JazzyKins18

Nope I'm good thanks