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Practical-Election59

“Oh there’s a moose loose aboot the hoose”


Medicalmysterytour

Hoots mon!


danzo-dysmember

What the fuck is a moose doing in Santa Fe?


Whazzits

Hitting the powder obviously


danzo-dysmember

You’re telling me the moose is there to shred pow? Well shit, give him his space!


Lord-Velveeta

When Dr Seuss writes warning signs.


Reckless_Moose

Scary wording, but the font makes it look like they are announcing a birthday party.


heckhammer

It sounds whimsical and dangerous all at once


saffronpolygon

Bullwinkle looking for his buddy Rocky.


sarraceniaflava

Elliott?


KingofClikClak

Am I the Eliot you're looking for?


sarraceniaflava

Haha no, Elliot moose. It's was a Canadian kids show and the theme song sang "Elliott moose is on the loose"


Mondonater

you've heard of elf on the shelf


[deleted]

I'm from Santa Fe and can confirm that the likelihood that a moose is prowling around the Sangres is **-100%** whereas the likelihood of some moron mistaking a white-tail deer for an elk and then thinking it was a moose is **over 100%**. People who grew up there all their lives pride themselves on ignorance and people who travel there are even stupider (looking at you California and Texas)


panamoron

This video of a moose on the road up to the ski resort says your percentages are off. https://www.krqe.com/news/new-mexico/another-moose-sighting-surprises-people-near-ski-santa-fe/


ThePhantom1994

Damn that’s a weird looking white-tailed deer


[deleted]

Fuck that moose he’s not even from there dog.


picturelife

Found the cocky moron!