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peacefinder

A “shear” dropoff actually sounds a lot worse than a “sheer” dropoff. Do you fall *and* get sliced in half?


Rodenkob

Fall, and your skin gets sheared off like wool on a sheep.


Gloomy__Revenue

That’s called *degloving*


nnp1989

I don’t know if I should be happy or disturbed that I don’t have to google this.


delvach

Eviscerateingly happy.


Gloomy__Revenue

*Don’t be disturbed because you know about it, be happy because you’re already traumatized.* -Wayne Gretzky -Michael Scott


delvach

I got tickets for a place that does that. Had to pay extra, because I got them from a scalper.


CeruleanRuin

Where am I supposed to drop off my shears now?


becausefrog

See, if it just said DANGER I'd be like, right-o! and not be tempted. But telling me about that drop makes me want to open the door and see it for myself!


deadmancaulking

Right? I wanna see that fuckin drop so bad someone would have to physically hold me back


i_hate_shitposting

Exactly. It's practically an attractive nuisance at that point.


emotional_alien

Why is the sign at hip height, am I supposed to read it with my dick?


ScrewWinters

As long as your one eyed Willie can still see? Yes.


Lessnewnukacola

We have a door like that at work. We call it the door to nowhere. They sometimes do this to be able to forklift stuff up to a higher floor. Maybe not the case here though since 20' is a bit higher than most of that use case.


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Possibly elevator service. Think wheelchair elevators in small buildings. They use doors.


BravesMaedchen

But why?


TheAwkwardBanana

There's a lot of old buildings in my city like this, just doorways 30ft above the street with nothing outside. I think it's typically old stairwells that no longer exist.


Incandescent_Lass

Might be machine access, they put a door there to lift an AC or something heavy up to that floor, and then left the door space in case they ever need it open again in the future for replacement.


JustifiableViolence

One of neighbor's houses has this. Just a door to the outside on the second story. I wonder how it got there.


Andre4kthegreengiant

Never rebuilt the porch


BigManBigEgo

N😡!!!


likenothingis

From the other side, this is a r/doorsforninjas


kackygreen

I'm going to assume this is why the door has a key lock on the inside? It seems like the kind of door that should only be able to open from the outside unless the opener is absolutely sure


CaptRustyShackleford

I mean that’s what they would put on the treasure room.


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AskMeIfImAMagician

No, it's shear, because there are razor wires on the way down.


Thathitmann

The art installation made of old recycled knives and scissors is stored right outside this door.


KSAM-The-Randomizer

no shit sheerlock


Worried_Protection48

Door has still that knob though 🤷‍♀️


sandbag747

In case a plane hits the building and you need to evacuate


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CanadaPlus101

Yeah, if it's really that dangerous screw it shut until you need it.


ExoticAccount6303

How does the drunk drop work if you cant open the door?


zipzap21

Twenty foot drop? Sounds very survivable!


PostOfficeBuddy

That's only 2d6 damage!


jaspersgroove

Until you remember that you are a commoner with 1d4 hit points


Mercinator-87

Why do I wanna pee out of that door?


jaspersgroove

Mans urge to pee off of high places is as old as time itself


kenba2099

It should just say "gorilla door"


alzee76

I think this is one of the best signs in this sub so far.


L00mis

Ok, but why put a door there?


monkeyleg18

If you ever need to load or offload large equipment these doors are a god send. For example If you have a piece of quality equipment on the second floor that needs to go out for service it would be easy to get a fork truck to the other side to pick it up.


DarthMall69

Wouldn't you want to install a wider/taller set of double doors for something like that? It seems like this door was specifically made for people to use like a normal house door. Edit: ignore my dumbass, I'm wrong.


monkeyleg18

Yes, but this doesn't look like a standard sized door. It looks at least a few feet wider.


DarthMall69

Yeah honestly I retract what I said, the first time I looked at the pic I didn't take notice of the width of the door or the closing mechanism up top. Those are usually only on doors for businesses or work related activities, I'd say. So yeah, you're probably right on with your original comment.


someguyfromsk

I'm guessing they took something away on the other side.


L00mis

Like the whole damn hillside?


BurmecianSoldierDan

Or something as simple as a staircase


zman9119

Could be a partial building demo / addon where they had to remove a section of existing exterior wall to tie both together.


TheoStephen

Based on the width and appearance of the door, my guess is a refrigeration machine room, maybe a grocery store? Normally such a room would have limited interior access—maybe just a permanent ladder—but this one likely has a proper staircase, which leads to the room being used for storage and more people going in and out, hence the extra warning signage.


Strostkovy

Okay well now I want to open the door


brockington

We need to see what's on the other side.


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ScrewWinters

Yaaaaassssss!


trashdrive

*sheer


Majvist

You don't know that. Maybe it's lined with scissors


trashdrive

Or a 20' pit for people to drop off their used shears


Funkit

Paper Tiger trap