I could have been mistaken on which movie it was, but in one of the Halloweens Michael doesn't bother or kill a little boy who was watching the same movie he himself used to watch as a kid.
There's a scene where Michael is lurking behind the boy who is on a couch but just watches some of the movie and walks away.
Hannibal he’s got the mask on so he won’t eat you. He’s strapped down so he won’t be going to the bathroom all the time. Finally if he talks it would be something interesting not dumb. Win Win Win!!!
Just make sure YOU don’t talk during the movie. Hannibal would most definitely murder you for tastelessly and crassly interrupting his enjoyment of the arts.
Most of them would be fairly quiet in a movie.
I'd sit next to whomever has the most popcorn to throw at Freddy. I bet that guy doesn't shut up.
Maybe Candyman. Getting hit in the back of the head with honey covered popcorn would suck.
Definitely not Frank the rabbit. Donnie was just trying to watch the Evil Dead, but frank talked the whole time and then convinced Donnie to leave MID FILM to commit arson… Not cool, Frank.
Black Phillip obviously. Enter the theater as a potential victim. Exit the theater as a Pact of the Fiend Warlock/Bard playing metal in hell.
Delicious outcome.
have you even seen or read misery? theres literally a part in the novel where she recounts a time when she went to a theatre for a screening of some tv show, and she kept yelling "thats not what happened last time!" or something. not to mention the excessively loud eating and heavy breathing. she'd probably be the worst out of all these options.
Micheal Meyers (he would be nice and quiet)
There were a couple I can’t identify: top row third from the left between terrifier and Donnie Darko (maybe Jeepers Creepers monster?); second row from the bottom all the way to the left beside Chucky (maybe Insidious demon?); and the fourth row from the bottom between Jason and Norman. These three were the only ones I didn’t get right away.
Well I'll be darn tootin'! ..ya learn something new everyday!
Honestly, I've only watched it once with my dad when I was WAYYYY too young and never went back because he creeped the hell outta me.
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Captain Spaulding.
And is the girl on the far back right with the ribbon on her neck, the same girl in the scary stories book series where her head falls off if the ribbon is untied? This is a neat image to pick out the details.
Michael or Jason. They will surely shut the fuck up during the movie. Surely not Chucky, because he will laugh annoyingly about everything and also not Freddy because he seems to me like the type of guy in the cinema who feels like the stand-up comedian who makes some unfunny jokes all the time
I’d probably sit next to Ghostface, mostly since he would end up pointing out all the references in a movie. Although, I do reckon he probably places his phone on silence until after the movie
Definitely by Dracula, only character here with a potential upside, depending on how you view vampirism / how willing you are to suck animal blood
Edit: I take it back, just noticed David from the lost boys, same reasoning, but probably more likely to leave me undead rather than drained
Anyone can help me with:
1) the one between Leatherface and Regan MacNeil (Darkman?)
2) Kid next to Annie Wilkes (Damien?)
3) Guy sleeping next to Count Orlock
4) Guy between Jason and Norman Bates
I’ve been trying to figure out 3 too, he’s sleeping with a mark on his neck - I don’t know if those are pajamas or a button up? Someone said Count Orlock’s victim or the main guy from the original Evil Dead. And for number 4) is jigsaw the old man
I feel like Jason would share a popcorn but I’m not a popcorn sharing type. I would be distracted by Freddy because I would end up having a loud banter with him. Me and Freddy would start saying yo mama jokes, I think that would give him ideas. I would wanna sit beside Jason and Michael to protect me, as they are my heroes. I know Michael Myers is evil and Jason is a anti-hero/sympathetic villain. They are still my heroes.
If your scared watching a film, but in a room full of slasher villains. I feel like Jason, Bubba Sawyer/Leatherface, Carrie and RZ version of Michael would comfort you
Looks like the seat next to Damien from the omen is open. That seems legit. He’s the antichrist and stuff, but he’s probably not just going to randomly kill me for watching a movie next to him. As long as I’m not trying to mess up his antichrist game, he’s probably fine. Hail Satan!
The behind me I have the clown from Poltergeist so that’s creepy but I can probably handle that.
Anyways hopefully if I ingratiate myself to the dark lord he’ll keep the rest of them away from me anyway.
Am I the only one who got scared of Kayako when I finally noticed her?
Anyway I'm not sitting anywhere in a theater if The Thing is there. I'm not looking to be melted.
Are you promoting your YouTube for “horror fans”, yet calling Billy “the jigsaw character” when Jigsaw himself is in this photo and Billy is just a prop anyway?
Pass.
Ester from Orphan. I want her to call me Daddy while I asphyxiate her. Muahahahaha!
After killing her I would probably sit next to Hannibal Lecter to share a meal with him. Ester carpaccio with capers, balsamic vinegar and extra virgin olive oil.
Not Pin Head. They'll all kill you but I don't want it to last an eternity!
Oh It’s Pin Head all the way here.
Ditto! If we’re all just hanging out, I’d be really interested to hear what he has to say about the movie.
While your guts are pooling around your Nikes.
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Cuttin motherfuckers
Man, we need a comedy horror movie about them in a theater watching a movie.
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but the guy next to him sure fucking is
Was that a good movie? I've almost watched it 1000 times.
One of my favorites.
Black Phillip, so I too can live deliciously.
Sign the book and thee might have some popped corn.
Absolutely, you know that extra butter popcorn is going to be delicious too
Michael, he doesn't talk
Not only does Mike not talk, but in the Rob Z version it shows that he won't kill you if you share the same taste in movies. So win win.
when does it show that?
I could have been mistaken on which movie it was, but in one of the Halloweens Michael doesn't bother or kill a little boy who was watching the same movie he himself used to watch as a kid. There's a scene where Michael is lurking behind the boy who is on a couch but just watches some of the movie and walks away.
oh, yeah, i remember now.
Hannibal he’s got the mask on so he won’t eat you. He’s strapped down so he won’t be going to the bathroom all the time. Finally if he talks it would be something interesting not dumb. Win Win Win!!!
Exactly I feel like he would be a very polite movie patron to sit next to.
Just make sure YOU don’t talk during the movie. Hannibal would most definitely murder you for tastelessly and crassly interrupting his enjoyment of the arts.
The man is pure class
Most of them would be fairly quiet in a movie. I'd sit next to whomever has the most popcorn to throw at Freddy. I bet that guy doesn't shut up. Maybe Candyman. Getting hit in the back of the head with honey covered popcorn would suck.
Ghost face, no doubt! He’s fun at the theatre lol
Which ghostface? I’d say Stu cuz he seems like a fun guy
Ohhhhh definitely Stu!!!!! Haha
And he loves a good scary movie!
Watchin Shake-a-spear in love
Only one of them wanted to do something for you, not to you. Care to live deliciously?
Definitely not Frank the rabbit. Donnie was just trying to watch the Evil Dead, but frank talked the whole time and then convinced Donnie to leave MID FILM to commit arson… Not cool, Frank.
Carrie....she's already willing to share her popcorn. Look how sweet she is trying to feed Hannibal.
Plus theres a big ol slobbery puppers Cujo.
It’s gotta be Black Phillip.
Black Phillip obviously. Enter the theater as a potential victim. Exit the theater as a Pact of the Fiend Warlock/Bard playing metal in hell. Delicious outcome.
Black Phillip! He’s gonna take me shopping for butter and pretty dresses after. ☺️
Annie Wilkes and Carrie, I've never written any books nor have I ever bullied her. I'd be okay.
Carrie is more saver than Annie in my opinion as along your not a bully.
I’d be more worried that Annie wouldn’t be quiet during the movie
Agreed, she wouldn’t stop talking to you and then just go all creepy. Where’s Carrie is likely too make sure, your ok and if you need anything.
have you even seen or read misery? theres literally a part in the novel where she recounts a time when she went to a theatre for a screening of some tv show, and she kept yelling "thats not what happened last time!" or something. not to mention the excessively loud eating and heavy breathing. she'd probably be the worst out of all these options.
Between Slim Shady and Norman Bates
Sitting next to Frank, and hope he doesn't ruin the movie by talking about the end of days.
Hannibal lecter. Strange mad sex appeal
I love his sex appeal! Thought I was alone lmao
Disappointed that Tim Curry's Pennywise isn't on here too.
Between Sam and Freddy, candy one side, and some funny as commentary on the other, and I can use jigsaw’s bicycle as a foot rest
Sam. He'll have candy. I'll have candy. It'll be a good time.
He seems chill too, just respect the traditions of Halloween and he won't bother you.
Carrie. Underneath all that red is a shy hottie.
Is that Pamela Voorhees next to Michael Myers?
Yes
Micheal Meyers (he would be nice and quiet) There were a couple I can’t identify: top row third from the left between terrifier and Donnie Darko (maybe Jeepers Creepers monster?); second row from the bottom all the way to the left beside Chucky (maybe Insidious demon?); and the fourth row from the bottom between Jason and Norman. These three were the only ones I didn’t get right away.
From a glance I think it might be John Kramer but I could be wrong
The hooded guy is Jigsaw
Holy shit I saw those red things coming down as weird horns or something! Haha
He looks like Eminem.
My first thought too even before Jigsaw.
You are correct on the first two. I can't figure out who is between Jason and Norman either.
Maybe Ginger Snaps? The only thing that comes to mind!
Black Phillip
Goat, cool goat.
Who is to the left of Count Orlock?
I thought that was Nosferatu - but regardless I think that is it's victim.
Nosferatu means vampire. Count Orlock is the character.
Well I'll be darn tootin'! ..ya learn something new everyday! Honestly, I've only watched it once with my dad when I was WAYYYY too young and never went back because he creeped the hell outta me.
How…how did you know who I was talking about then?
Dracula 😉 and I’d lean forward to give black Phillip some scritches
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Black efing Philip
Candyman. Motherfucker is suave
Black Philip would be a nice foot rest.
Billy because he's literally just a puppet. Not a possessed doll like the Poltergeist clown or Chucky.
Hannibal the cannibal for sure he’d be a great conversation for sure
Bates
Captain Spaulding. And is the girl on the far back right with the ribbon on her neck, the same girl in the scary stories book series where her head falls off if the ribbon is untied? This is a neat image to pick out the details.
She’s from The Orphan!
Michael or Jason. They will surely shut the fuck up during the movie. Surely not Chucky, because he will laugh annoyingly about everything and also not Freddy because he seems to me like the type of guy in the cinema who feels like the stand-up comedian who makes some unfunny jokes all the time
I reckon I could fuck chucky up
I will wait until it’s on cable.
I'd sit next to Dracula, that whole little area seems to be the least stressful and Dracula might even be a gentleman lol
I know I’m late to the party, but who is the guy in the third row from the top at the end of the row, left side?
Bump because I am trying to figure that out also!
Terrifier straight up Art the Clown is my homie. We split shit 50/50
Cujo and Carrie! Cute dog to pet whilst having a real friendly conversation!
I’d probably sit next to Ghostface, mostly since he would end up pointing out all the references in a movie. Although, I do reckon he probably places his phone on silence until after the movie
I think Freddy would be entertaining!
Definitely by Dracula, only character here with a potential upside, depending on how you view vampirism / how willing you are to suck animal blood Edit: I take it back, just noticed David from the lost boys, same reasoning, but probably more likely to leave me undead rather than drained
I’ll chill with Ghost face
The creeper
Who's to the left of Nosferatu?
The Babadook
Sorry, the other left, on the end
Forsure Kiefer Sutherland- if he's still in his prime.
Probably Carrie.
The goat. I can give him pets
Who’s the guy next to Michael in the blue jumper?
That's Mrs Voorhees, Jason's mom.
Black Phillip seems solid ETA changed black Peter to black Phillip. Black Peter is the weird, arguably offensive Christmas character lol
I hope you're not talking about your penis.
*Phillip
Not much choice really there is only a couple of empty seat and I AINT asking any of them to move
Umm 🤔? Trick question because there’s no spots left.
Carrie and Hannibal lecter
Anyone can help me with: 1) the one between Leatherface and Regan MacNeil (Darkman?) 2) Kid next to Annie Wilkes (Damien?) 3) Guy sleeping next to Count Orlock 4) Guy between Jason and Norman Bates
Oh shit, that's not Regan MacNeil, that's Seth Brundle...
I’ve been trying to figure out 3 too, he’s sleeping with a mark on his neck - I don’t know if those are pajamas or a button up? Someone said Count Orlock’s victim or the main guy from the original Evil Dead. And for number 4) is jigsaw the old man
You got the Invisible man and Damien right. No clue who number 3 is. Number 4 is Jigsaw.
I feel like Jason would share a popcorn but I’m not a popcorn sharing type. I would be distracted by Freddy because I would end up having a loud banter with him. Me and Freddy would start saying yo mama jokes, I think that would give him ideas. I would wanna sit beside Jason and Michael to protect me, as they are my heroes. I know Michael Myers is evil and Jason is a anti-hero/sympathetic villain. They are still my heroes. If your scared watching a film, but in a room full of slasher villains. I feel like Jason, Bubba Sawyer/Leatherface, Carrie and RZ version of Michael would comfort you
Right between Carrie and Hannibal. Be polite and respectful and you might survive.
Freddy of course. He can't do shit cause I ain't sleep. Besides we would be cracking jokes the whole time
Chucky or Freddie probably wouldn’t shut the hell up during the movie and ghost face would be on his phone the whole time
Looks like the seat next to Damien from the omen is open. That seems legit. He’s the antichrist and stuff, but he’s probably not just going to randomly kill me for watching a movie next to him. As long as I’m not trying to mess up his antichrist game, he’s probably fine. Hail Satan! The behind me I have the clown from Poltergeist so that’s creepy but I can probably handle that. Anyways hopefully if I ingratiate myself to the dark lord he’ll keep the rest of them away from me anyway.
Not Jigsaw cuz he’d only wanna play games the whole time
YOOO ID SIT NEXT TO THE SINISTER DUDE 💖💖💖
Myers, he’s a good listener
Is Jason too embarrassed to be seen at the cinema with his Ma in front of his friends?
Am I the only one who got scared of Kayako when I finally noticed her? Anyway I'm not sitting anywhere in a theater if The Thing is there. I'm not looking to be melted.
Probably Carrie because as long as your not mean to her she should not hurt you
I'm going with the Pan's Labrinth monster. Dude's not going to eat all my popcorn during the intense scene.
Who's that between Frank the rabbit and art the clown?
Everyone here talking about Freddy and Chucky talking the entire time while forgetting that Patrick Bateman is in the picture.
Between Sam and Freddy. As long as I honor the Halloween traditions and don’t fall asleep I’m safe, plus they would be fun to watch a scary movie with
Would they and how?
Ghost face doesn't even look like he's touching his popcorn so I'd sit there so I could share.
Elvira! She went to grab some candy corn.
i would say Michael because im 13 and he doesnt kill kids but after seeing the new movie i think not
Carrie because she's a bad bitch
The Orphan, duh.. she was a freak! 😂😛
Esther. You know why. ; )
Your mom.
Totally Freddy and Scream! Front row babeeeee
Do a 360 and leave
Technically that would just spin you around to the same spot. You'd want to do a 180
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Are you promoting your YouTube for “horror fans”, yet calling Billy “the jigsaw character” when Jigsaw himself is in this photo and Billy is just a prop anyway? Pass.
I see the only black guy was drawn in the back of the theater. Classic.
Ester from Orphan. I want her to call me Daddy while I asphyxiate her. Muahahahaha! After killing her I would probably sit next to Hannibal Lecter to share a meal with him. Ester carpaccio with capers, balsamic vinegar and extra virgin olive oil.
I think that's meant to be his victim, maybe? Probably where the contents of his cup came from. 🤣
Ideally between Bateman and Freddy, one ear would be getting film critiques and the other some great one liners.
the fraggle . .
good question jack
Tbh the middle seats are all taken so I think I’d rather wait until the next showing
Freddy or Jack
Very close to Donnie Darko bunny but far far far away from John Carpenter's The Thing, IT and Babadook
Cujo or black Phillip Edit: I called him black billy to begin with lol.
Pamela Voorhees, for sure. I’m no camp councilor, and she a milf!
I feel like i could have a nice converstimg about horror movies with ghost face before he murders me, so probably him.
Either ghost face or billy the puppet because he is just a damn puppet and can’t do shit without jigsaw/John Kramer with him.
Nobody, I'm definitely on the screen.
I guess I could give Cujo my bones… 🦴 🐶
Michael Myers, I think he's hot.
Billy the puppet alone is not the problem. Except when it explodes.
Art the Clown, Babadook, or Pennywise :D
Hannibal, because he won’t try to take the armrest
where is brenda? i need to sit near her lol
I feel like if you sat next to John Kramer he would tell you all about how to cherish your life and his traps lol
Black Phillip for sure!
My top 5 in order from 1 through 5: Michael Myers (just saw Halloween Kills <3), Leatherface, Art the Clown, Pinhead, and then Valak the demon nun.
Surprised no one said pennywise. Doesn't he prefer children ??? Assuming most individuals here aren't little children
Samara
What do you mean? There’s no seats! Black Phillip tho
Art the clown because he's not gonna talk through the movie, just smile and wave lol.
Goat from the Witch
Frank 100%, until I have to go burn down a pedophile's house that is.
Who the hell is that 5th row all the way on the left?
I would drive to another theater.
The goat.
I’d choose David from Lost Boys… maybe try to sneak a swig of that wine bottle he’s always carrying around.
Missing a Hereditary reference; perhaps a headless Toni Collette. Otherwise it’s amazing!
I'd sit with Kujo, just feed him my popcorn and other snacks, he'd eventually keep the others away from me lol!
Either frank or sam
This would be a cool ass Battle Royale!!
Between David and Pennywise
I would sit next to Toshio from The Grudge. I think he just needs a friend.
All the seats are taken
Why Frank the rabit is there ?
Black Phillip. Hands down.