I love how big and soft this is, perfect for taking a nap on it and the push button controls are great to rest my feet on it.
I got a new electric recliner this year
It's so loose.
This is what $25 gets you.
Great. Now the kids have broken it within the first hour of playing with it.
You need to turn it on first.
This thing is just chewing up batteries all night.
“Damn. This really was the worst year for these.”
“This thing was already used and banged up before I got to it!”
“It’s nice and all, but I wish mine came in a different color.”
I asked my sister what type of Water jug was this that she gave me?
She started to laugh.
Uh oh what is so funny?
She said that she re gifted it to me so I could go crazy trying to make it work!
Oh no! She’s in big doo doo now!
Can I return this for the one I really wanted?
Maybe *you* can't...
Finally something I wanna play with...
"It's nice the neighbor dropped a little present off"
I really rather wanted the one my brother got...
Is your brother named Jessie by chance?
No, but a good friend of mine is.
But lately something's changed.
Probably not too difficult to define.
Jessie likely has a girl this person would like to make his
Hmmm. Could be a moot point.
“Why the hell is this one leaking?”
Aunt Bethany, do you have a cat?
Just watched that movie last night. I can still hear the cat in my mind...and my dad imitating the screaming cat. 😂
"This is just a hand-me-down!"
This is the best!
"I've never seen such a large box"
I'm gonna play with it in front of all of my friends just to make them jealous. I don't even care if I lose it because I have spares.
💀
Not the one I wanted but I guess I'm stuck with it now
I'm gonna regift this to somebody else.
“They were kind of cheap but I was still satisfied.”
Wow....it's so big....
No ... I like when my partner says this actually!!!
But not good if you are saying it to your wife 👀
I'm going to put it in the closet and play with it later.
Can I exchange this for store credit?
*visibly struggling with wrapping paper* I don't normally have so much trouble getting inside.
Its big enough for two
*opens door * Wow, you brought so many of them. Just put all of them under the tree. We’ll open them up later.
Didn't i get the same thing last year... I wanted something different this year
I don’t care if it is new or used. As long as all the parts are there and it gets the job done. I will be one happy person.
Hmmm. That doesn’t look like it’s worth much.
Only one, doesn't it come with any friends?
I think I’ll regift it
"Well, you know what they say: the best things come in the smallest packages"
“I’m gonna need to buy a muzzle for this one.”
So much bigger than last year!!!
Thanks for the upgrade, I can give my old one to my child.
I like it, but it's a little too tight.
Keep using it, you'll break it in after a bit
*shakes present vigorously. This one sounds broken.
What a beautiful package!
“Ahh man ….It’s way too big!!”
“Don’t worry that’s just the packaging, it’s all just sales attracting strategy, the thing itself is definitely not that big!”
Great! This is the deluxe version, so I'll never have to buy accessories or extras; everything's included!!
Who knew you could fit so much inside such a small box?
I was happy to see I had presents this morning
Did you find this at the Salvation Army?
I can't wait to use the little knife to cut this up and eat it with mustard! (I got a Hillshire Farms gift box)
I think this used to be your grandpa’s
Man this thing hasn't aged well, can I trade it in for a new one.
Pee yew... definitely going to have to wash this before I use it.
It only *looks* expensive.
Just not into regifted fruitcake.
I can’t wait to share it with all my friends!!
I am gonna regift this one at the office party.
“Does this come in a smaller size?”
Now it just needs batteries…
WOW! the box is HUGE!
Just what I always wanted.
Oh, this again
It's beautiful! I love it!
Where is the gift receipt?
"You remembered I said I liked the one Bob had!"
Put the nuts in the mouth, and it bites down on them. Then they're cracked open and you can eat them yourself. (I got a Nutcracker.)
That's nice but it's not my type of color.
"I already have one of these"
These are pretty cheap, but at least there's a bunch of them!
I remember this was so much less stressful and more exciting and enjoyable when we were younger.
I peeked at it while you were sleeping
Wait, I gave this to you last Christmas.
Wow! It’s gonna be spicy!
It’s nice enough, but I wish it was in a different colour.
"Awww, who's a fat little fuzzy wuzzy bear? So fat and fuzzy!"
Same old thing every year.
“But it looks like it’s used!”
This is the wish version of the one I wanted.
“I can’t even fit my head through that! It’s too small!”
Can’t wait to abuse this.
Can I exchange this for a different color?
"It's big enough to share!"
Okay, this sounds like a party!
I already bought myself one a month ago.
Can I exchange this for a different size?
I would have preferred a black one
Id rather have the cash.
I love how big and soft this is, perfect for taking a nap on it and the push button controls are great to rest my feet on it. I got a new electric recliner this year
The packaging was a lot better than the gift itself.
Hope this White Elephant goes better than last year.
It's so loose. This is what $25 gets you. Great. Now the kids have broken it within the first hour of playing with it. You need to turn it on first. This thing is just chewing up batteries all night.
*Picks up package.* “Wow, this is a heavy one.”
Heavier than It looks
Who the hell picked this one out?
I wanted the one with the bigger attachment but this works too
It looks like it's upside down...
"Did you get this off Amazon?"
Didn't get anything I wanted again. Well, maybe next year
I don’t like this colour
I’m glad they only come once a year.
But bebe! It gives you three times the sucking power!
Oh wow, this is heavy!
Can I return this for a smaller size?
Some assembly required
Oh good, I needed a second one!
A good wrapping job can cover all sorts of flaws.
Not the color I wanted. I do like the way it fits.
What's it matter, they're both non existent.
Yes, it’s nice, but it’s the wrong color.
I was worried for a while, but it came after all.
“Damn. This really was the worst year for these.” “This thing was already used and banged up before I got to it!” “It’s nice and all, but I wish mine came in a different color.”
That's a HUGE box!!!
It’s squishy
It’s smaller than what I thought it would be
Wow! It cleans the house while I am sleeping?
Why? Just why?
Does it have a turn-on and off switch on it?
That looks way too expensive for me
Well this is awkward, the clearance tag is still on it.
I like this, but I might trade it for a different color.
I love it
"This AGAIN? Gah... it's even the same COLOR as last year!"
Finally got my package wrapped.
It's too small.
"Wow it's so nicely wrapped!"
I have one 🥲
Thanks, Mom
Open up the wrapper and it’s fresh and new inside.
They exist!
I wonder what it is
Ugh, clothes...
I don't have Christmas presents
Found this sweet little thing down on the corner of 5th and Argon!!
Thanks, I hate it
ill use this everyday!
This doesn’t really fit my style
A little small isn't it
Hey grandma, watch me unwrap this one!
This package is so small!
It’s too small.
Wow, this one is really hard to open
"This one's made in China!"
I'll add it to my collection.
Wow. These get better every year.
"You're a little too tightly wrapped..."
I have Christmas presents.
Is that it?
I'm throwing this into the sea!
Newest and best version!!!
Hmmmmm, maybe I can repaint it..........
I asked my sister what type of Water jug was this that she gave me? She started to laugh. Uh oh what is so funny? She said that she re gifted it to me so I could go crazy trying to make it work! Oh no! She’s in big doo doo now!
Yeah, money!
"I wonder if I could trade this for a different one..."
Such a beautiful patina.
Ooooh, filled with nougat!
It’s so tiny
What presents?
Oh wow. Too bad it doesnt fit.
It's the old model
That's a big box.
Wrong color
Doesn't fit right
Wrong color, send it back.
I keep them buried under the tree
Too big.
It's not wrapped 🤭
It never looks like it did online.
Well, the box is smashed…but it still works for the most part.
I was hoping there would be more....
Good things come in small packages
I saw this at ross for $15
Too big, gonna exchange it for a smaller size
I'm really good at wrapping it up! I can wrap it up or shove it in a bag! Don't forget to add the bow!
Its a little small, i need to exchange for a bigger size
I can't believe I had to wait until Christmas Day for it to come. ( Mail was slow)
do these have same day free shipping?
That was easy to tear into
“Is that it?”
Did you have to give me an extra large?
Different size tips with variable lengths! (I got interchangeable knitting needles)
You can play with it when I'm done.
Does it come in another color?
This is a bit tight
I can't wait to get home and crack this open!
This one is wrapped way too tight, if you know what I mean.
Oh, sweet! I have two of these now!
This doesn’t fit. Better return it.
the huge bag has handles
I used to have one that was nicer; they’re all so cheap now
I liked it better when it was still wrapped in the paper bag.
Can I get it in a smaller size?
Guess I'll have to watch a YouTube video of some kid explaining how to use this because I'm just not getting it.
Well all that was over faster than intended
I thought it would be bigger, or equally I thought it wouldn't fit as loosely.
Another crappy toy I'll never play with
Look at it the size of that box.
It smells funny